Idiot Check

Back by popular demand, Idiot Check has oozed its way back into the podcatchers of the few people that still care. Paul asks two weird questions, Tom is never sexy, and Luke cocks his leg like a little doggy to entertain his fans. Then they all have a lovely cup of splosh.

The Idiot Check is BACK and samer than ever. Luke sells out, Paul's car blows up and Tom doesn't die.

Luke makes a dog sad, Tom swears at his family and Paul relives a genuinely traumatic story.

Here comes the Idiot Check Podcast, limping across the line into 2021 like Paul Steel in a cross country race.

Two powerful leaders go head to head in a battle of words and wits with not just the country, but the world at stake.... and Paul is also there. Just in time for no-one to be talking about the US election anymore. Idiot Check

Let it go, let it go Time to let the podcast soar Let it go, let it go Even though the jokes are poor I don't care what they're going to say Luke and Tom are fine And Paul's never been that racist anyway...

Wanna know about How toasters work? Or what the numbers in nappies pertain to? How about what the most common name in the world is?  Well google it. 

Three isolated musos take pointless personality tests, sing about washing their hands and talk about shitting. Again.

Amidst a global crisis, three towering pillars of society tackle the hard questions....like 'when did Posh Spice set her sights on David Beckham?', 'What’s the worst name for a child?', and 'Would you like to defecate on a shelf?'

Tom parkours his way to safety during an earthquake, Luke shares his most emotionally potent unused lyrics, and Paul tries to make scents of it all.     

Away in a country where the sun always shines Tom visits a man who is sad all the time A Skype call to Worthing so Paul can join in The Idiot Check Christmas pod now can begin   The boys have written jingles about Christmassy things, And idiots can listen to the joy they will bring Paul's is too long, Luke's is half arsed and Tom's filled with rage And the Patreon won't even make minimum wage  

Paul gets angry, Tom gets nostalgic and Luke gets more than bargained for

The triumphant return of bi-weekly podcast 'The Idiot Check'. Chock full of topical and relevant subject matter, painstakingly constructed features and jingles laboured over for months and highbrow banter with absolutley no problematic comments whatsoever. 

Luke stands up for the podcast, Paul wants to sell his bath water on the internet and Tom's not funny again.

Luke does it all on himself Paul does it all on himself Tom does it all on himself

Did Noel Edmonds appear in Friends? Have the idiots actually done a jingle this time? How old is Tom? Like actually how old is he?

Percy pigs, gravestones and heavy breathing etc... All this and not a lot more on this decade's Idiot Check podcast!

Rumble In The Jingle is back and Paul's misunderstood the brief. Luke perseveres with Shitstarter and Tom takes us to hospital... in Devon.

From across the pond Luke dabbles in drugs, Tom bashes baby voice and Paul laments ladders. Plus two new shit games from the people that brought you ‘Guess the bpm’.

The Idiots go to the Oscars and win big (kind of).   Paul gets emotional at the Pay And Display, Tom collaborates with Shaggy and The Chuckle Brothers and Luke gets nervous around the self service.

Three idiots in the same room??? We must be in for something super special! Nope. Same old shit. Paul improves Star Wars, Tom does too much prep and Luke grills some Mexicans.

Luke's insulted by Supergirl, Paul takes advantage of a discreet waste removal service and Tom is the least funny.

The two stupidest idiots create the greatest/worstest jingle the chicken world has ever heard for the Bok Shop restaurant in Brighton. Listen to them unravel.. thebokshop.com

Luke exacts his revenge on his electronics store nemesis, Paul's having a baby (shhhh...dont tell the internet) and Tom channels Lewis Hamilton

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The boys are back in town! Has the world changed or have they? Tom takes a massive hit all over the music industry, Luke is a Sital-Singhspiration to teens, and Paul gets absolutely sminted in Morocco.

Three prospective candidates. Who will get the most votes? Who will gain power? Who will triumph? Who's a massive racist? What is the answer to the question on everyone's lips... Who has written the best jingle about the election?? Find out on the latest episode of Idiot Check!

Luke prepares for his nationwide tour of not-Guildford, Paul mourns the untimley and untrue demise of the Rolo and Tom takes on the dweebs in a scotch-egg-breath-filled nerd pit with his father-in-law.

In celebration of the 24th episode, special guest Keifer Sutherland drops by the pod for a quick chat. Tom gets stuck up a pole, Luke's had it with Maplin, Paul cries in front of mechanics and Rumble In The Jingle gets prematurely Summery.

The pod goes back to base-ics with some toilet tales. Paul and Tom showcase some questionable songs from their respective pasts. There's a trip to Habbo Hotel and we all get excited about Spotify, well apart from Luke.

Paul gets a valentines day card and you won't believe who it's from!! Luke dredges up a song he wrote when he was 17. You won't believe how shit it is!! You won't believe how little Tom says or does!! You won't believe who writes the best love themed Rumble in the Jingle!!

The Idiot Check Podcast returns for 2017....in February. Paul gets some new mates, Luke's a La La Loser and Tom still hasn't really seen Star Wars.

Podcast three merry, Gentlemen, To offend and dismay, For Idiot Check Christmas special's out upon this day. To save poor souls from boredoms power, and Nan's go at charades. We bring you jingles and Trump talk and more.. (not a lot more) Jingles of Christmas Joy.  

Everyone hates Luke's profile pic, Paul kisses a Froggy Farage and Tom uses an elevator to find a new world. Also the big Arrival debate plus Steve's film review. SOME VAGUE ARRIVAL SPOILERS

All three idiots reunite. Thank Christ! Paul dices with death, Luke doesn't drive and Tom dances for Dork plus Rumble In The Jingle is back!

In Luke's absence the remaining layabouts are reluctantly forced to excrete a tiny little Idiot Chunk to buy a bit of time with their savagely pod-hungry listeners. Little did they know a shit quiz and the discovery of some embarrassing beta jingles unfit for pod consumption would lead to an orgy of self congratulation as they laugh at their own jingles.

Luke hates Bastille, Paul joins the Beach Boys (sort of), Tom stalks Noddy Holder and our temporary film correspondent Steve returns to the pod due to overwhelming unpopular demand.

Team IC go for gold in this week's newly named Rumble In The Jingle by writing birthday songs for Paul. Also Luke doesn't meet Ricky Gervais and Tom pretends to disapprove of Tom Daley's trunks.

Paul gets grilled about his torturous Harry Potter experience, Luke poses his latest questionable Theory of Everything and Tom shares some ill-advised musical moonlighting from Hollywood's alumni.    

Luke gets grumpy about charity fun runs, Paul can't stop dreaming about Tony Blair and Tom has more fans than Jedwood. Also the Idiots tackle brand new Top Gear theme tunes.

Three idiots admit their darkest transgressions and back out of the high notes. WARNING: Contains a general lack of understanding of anything.. ever

A Euro 2016 special by three men who know nothing about football. Paul goes down in the box, Luke gets two red cards and Tom never makes it off the bench. Includes terrible England football songs

Paul has a freak accident and nearly has to rearrange some vital body parts, Tom hates Eastenders and Luke kisses two girls on the lips. 

We three embittered musicians advise the pop group Radiohead on how to improve their new album, then we disclose what we hate about humanity before playing little songs we've written about each another. Links to Superhero Jingles Paul of Steel (aka Superlank) Tomdianna Jones Luke, International Man of Misery  

Pauls doesn't tell his Dad he loves him, Luke has a go at at someone's Potato Fondant and feels guilty about it and Tom launches his 2020 presidential bid.

Paul gets lost in Sincere Corner, Tom takes on Trump and Luke relives a Maroon 5 inspired childhood trauma. Notes Paul's Pledge Campaign Political science professor forecasts Trump as general election winner Paul The Octopus Hanson Optimistic [Video] Tie Dye with Taylor, Back to the Island [Video]

Luke isn't the best global Indian after all, Tom tells the story of a tough violent decision and shares the secrets of a great Bond theme and Paul tries hard not to murder his own wife in his sleep. Notes Wassup (video) Flat Eric (video) Sam Smith at the Oscars His Oscars performance 2014 Nominees for VH1 sound nation awards announced The Little Book of Farts Tom's very old band Brat (video)

Luke ridicules the first ever podcast correspondence and wishes he could toilet like a horse, Paul lifts the curtain on writing hits for Ronan Keating & One Direction and Tom has an awkward confession for Luke.Show Links Send us correspondence for us to ridicule Idiot Check Meaning Idiot Check by Municipal Waste  Ronan Keating - Time of My Life  Ronan Keating's new album sells just 203 copies in Ireland  #FreeKesha   Paul's Emoji

Paul gets dropped by his record company for breaking his leg, Tom gets punched in the face by Gravesend and Luke can't say 'rant'.Show Links Mr Bond - A Bollywood Film The Mobile Phone Effect Superbowl 2016 Halftime Show Luke on MOTD Chelsea furious with BBC after the Premier League trophy is spotted at Stamford Bridge EMAIL US! New Potter Book