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Work-shy freeloaders spout guff with jingles

Tom Heron, Luke Sital-Singh, Paul Steel


    • Jul 22, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 56m AVG DURATION
    • 55 EPISODES


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    Episode 51 - One Minute Plonk

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2022 64:59


    Back by popular demand, Idiot Check has oozed its way back into the podcatchers of the few people that still care. Paul asks two weird questions, Tom is never sexy, and Luke cocks his leg like a little doggy to entertain his fans. Then they all have a lovely cup of splosh.

    Episode 50 - Great Bod, Old Head

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2022 69:02


    The Idiot Check is BACK and samer than ever. Luke sells out, Paul's car blows up and Tom doesn't die.

    Episode 49.5 - The Swearent Trap

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2021 65:59


    Luke makes a dog sad, Tom swears at his family and Paul relives a genuinely traumatic story.

    Episode 49 - Poddle of Modd

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2021 63:26


    Here comes the Idiot Check Podcast, limping across the line into 2021 like Paul Steel in a cross country race.

    Episode 48 - The Memeing of Life: Never Make Up A Wife

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2020 70:52


    Two powerful leaders go head to head in a battle of words and wits with not just the country, but the world at stake.... and Paul is also there. Just in time for no-one to be talking about the US election anymore. Idiot Check

    Episode 47 - The Time Reversing Story Of The Year

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2020 71:38


    Let it go, let it go Time to let the podcast soar Let it go, let it go Even though the jokes are poor I don't care what they're going to say Luke and Tom are fine And Paul's never been that racist anyway...

    Episode 46 - Testoasterone

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2020 69:10


    Wanna know about How toasters work? Or what the numbers in nappies pertain to? How about what the most common name in the world is?  Well google it. 

    Episode 45 - The Incredible Sulk

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2020 68:09


    Three isolated musos take pointless personality tests, sing about washing their hands and talk about shitting. Again.

    Episode 44 - Jamboree Johnson

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2020 71:37


    Amidst a global crisis, three towering pillars of society tackle the hard questions....like 'when did Posh Spice set her sights on David Beckham?', 'What’s the worst name for a child?', and 'Would you like to defecate on a shelf?'

    Episode 43 - The Boy Who Cried "Milf"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2020 57:29


    Tom parkours his way to safety during an earthquake, Luke shares his most emotionally potent unused lyrics, and Paul tries to make scents of it all.     

    Episode 42 - Stall Tockings

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2019 59:42


    Away in a country where the sun always shines Tom visits a man who is sad all the time A Skype call to Worthing so Paul can join in The Idiot Check Christmas pod now can begin   The boys have written jingles about Christmassy things, And idiots can listen to the joy they will bring Paul's is too long, Luke's is half arsed and Tom's filled with rage And the Patreon won't even make minimum wage  

    Episode 41 - The Wiener's Circle Chocolate Shake

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2019 59:01


    Paul gets angry, Tom gets nostalgic and Luke gets more than bargained for

    Episode 40 - The Umpire Strikes Back

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2019 70:02


    The triumphant return of bi-weekly podcast 'The Idiot Check'. Chock full of topical and relevant subject matter, painstakingly constructed features and jingles laboured over for months and highbrow banter with absolutley no problematic comments whatsoever. 

    Episode 39.5 - Handy Andy Hand Shandy

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2019 77:23


    Luke stands up for the podcast, Paul wants to sell his bath water on the internet and Tom's not funny again.

    Episode 39 - Phil Collins’ Pie

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2018 68:57


    Episode 38 - All On Himself

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2018 59:18


    Luke does it all on himself Paul does it all on himself Tom does it all on himself

    Episode 37 - The One With Noel Edmonds

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2018 53:00


    Did Noel Edmonds appear in Friends? Have the idiots actually done a jingle this time? How old is Tom? Like actually how old is he?

    Episode 36 - Dwayne "The Plop" Johnson

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2018 71:50


    Percy pigs, gravestones and heavy breathing etc... All this and not a lot more on this decade's Idiot Check podcast!

    Episode 35 - Not A Wet Eye In The House

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2018 61:24


    Episode 34 - Brexoff

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2018 59:52


    Rumble In The Jingle is back and Paul's misunderstood the brief. Luke perseveres with Shitstarter and Tom takes us to hospital... in Devon.

    Episode 33 - Dead or No Dead with special guest Vladimir Putin

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2018 68:43


    From across the pond Luke dabbles in drugs, Tom bashes baby voice and Paul laments ladders. Plus two new shit games from the people that brought you ‘Guess the bpm’.

    Episode 32 - Your Rhyming Is A Criming

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2018 68:57


    The Idiots go to the Oscars and win big (kind of).   Paul gets emotional at the Pay And Display, Tom collaborates with Shaggy and The Chuckle Brothers and Luke gets nervous around the self service.

    Episode 31 - "Which One Of You Is Sanchez?"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2018 63:44


    Three idiots in the same room??? We must be in for something super special! Nope. Same old shit. Paul improves Star Wars, Tom does too much prep and Luke grills some Mexicans.

    Episode 30 - Roger Sultry and the Sh*t Ninjas

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2017 54:25


    Luke's insulted by Supergirl, Paul takes advantage of a discreet waste removal service and Tom is the least funny.

    Idiot Chunk #2: 'Making a Burgerer'

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2017 23:18


    The two stupidest idiots create the greatest/worstest jingle the chicken world has ever heard for the Bok Shop restaurant in Brighton. Listen to them unravel.. thebokshop.com

    Episode 29 - Charlie Craplin

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2017 61:33


    Luke exacts his revenge on his electronics store nemesis, Paul's having a baby (shhhh...dont tell the internet) and Tom channels Lewis Hamilton

    Episode 28 - Apodalypse No

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2017 65:31


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    Episode 27 - Roger Del Nodger

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2017 52:53


    The boys are back in town! Has the world changed or have they? Tom takes a massive hit all over the music industry, Luke is a Sital-Singhspiration to teens, and Paul gets absolutely sminted in Morocco.

    Episode 26 - Magnum Porpoise

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2017 46:58


    Three prospective candidates. Who will get the most votes? Who will gain power? Who will triumph? Who's a massive racist? What is the answer to the question on everyone's lips... Who has written the best jingle about the election?? Find out on the latest episode of Idiot Check!

    Episode 25 - The Battle of Antutem

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2017 54:03


    Luke prepares for his nationwide tour of not-Guildford, Paul mourns the untimley and untrue demise of the Rolo and Tom takes on the dweebs in a scotch-egg-breath-filled nerd pit with his father-in-law.

    Episode 24 - I've got an Apple Watch, I'm not an idiot!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2017 53:07


    In celebration of the 24th episode, special guest Keifer Sutherland drops by the pod for a quick chat. Tom gets stuck up a pole, Luke's had it with Maplin, Paul cries in front of mechanics and Rumble In The Jingle gets prematurely Summery.

    Episode 23 - You Ain't Getting Me On That, Duck Boy!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2017 38:44


    The pod goes back to base-ics with some toilet tales. Paul and Tom showcase some questionable songs from their respective pasts. There's a trip to Habbo Hotel and we all get excited about Spotify, well apart from Luke.

    Episode 22 - Bobby Behind The Beat

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2017 47:59


    Paul gets a valentines day card and you won't believe who it's from!! Luke dredges up a song he wrote when he was 17. You won't believe how shit it is!! You won't believe how little Tom says or does!! You won't believe who writes the best love themed Rumble in the Jingle!!

    Episode 21 - Keith Urban Dictionary

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2017 46:50


    The Idiot Check Podcast returns for 2017....in February. Paul gets some new mates, Luke's a La La Loser and Tom still hasn't really seen Star Wars.

    Episode 20 - Nan In The Iron Mask

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2016 69:33


    Podcast three merry, Gentlemen, To offend and dismay, For Idiot Check Christmas special's out upon this day. To save poor souls from boredoms power, and Nan's go at charades. We bring you jingles and Trump talk and more.. (not a lot more) Jingles of Christmas Joy.  

    Episode 19 - Grandmother Flash

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2016 54:18


    Everyone hates Luke's profile pic, Paul kisses a Froggy Farage and Tom uses an elevator to find a new world. Also the big Arrival debate plus Steve's film review. SOME VAGUE ARRIVAL SPOILERS

    Episode 18 - Taramasalata!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2016 53:45


    All three idiots reunite. Thank Christ! Paul dices with death, Luke doesn't drive and Tom dances for Dork plus Rumble In The Jingle is back!

    Idiot Chunk #1: 'Chunk and Disorderly'

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2016 28:52


    In Luke's absence the remaining layabouts are reluctantly forced to excrete a tiny little Idiot Chunk to buy a bit of time with their savagely pod-hungry listeners. Little did they know a shit quiz and the discovery of some embarrassing beta jingles unfit for pod consumption would lead to an orgy of self congratulation as they laugh at their own jingles.

    Episode 17 - Always End With a Cover

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2016 59:02


    Luke hates Bastille, Paul joins the Beach Boys (sort of), Tom stalks Noddy Holder and our temporary film correspondent Steve returns to the pod due to overwhelming unpopular demand.

    Episode 16 - Leak Plum Out

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2016 49:22


    Team IC go for gold in this week's newly named Rumble In The Jingle by writing birthday songs for Paul. Also Luke doesn't meet Ricky Gervais and Tom pretends to disapprove of Tom Daley's trunks.

    Episode 15 - I Shed The Blood of Sexy Men

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2016 60:08


    Paul gets grilled about his torturous Harry Potter experience, Luke poses his latest questionable Theory of Everything and Tom shares some ill-advised musical moonlighting from Hollywood's alumni.    

    Episode 14 - Richard Hammond Organ Solo

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2016 54:22


    Luke gets grumpy about charity fun runs, Paul can't stop dreaming about Tony Blair and Tom has more fans than Jedwood. Also the Idiots tackle brand new Top Gear theme tunes.

    Episode 13 - Counting Russell Crowes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2016 58:42


    Three idiots admit their darkest transgressions and back out of the high notes. WARNING: Contains a general lack of understanding of anything.. ever

    Episode 12 - Brexiter City FU

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2016 53:58


    A Euro 2016 special by three men who know nothing about football. Paul goes down in the box, Luke gets two red cards and Tom never makes it off the bench. Includes terrible England football songs

    Episode 11 - 100% Organic Pants

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2016 44:04


    Paul has a freak accident and nearly has to rearrange some vital body parts, Tom hates Eastenders and Luke kisses two girls on the lips. 

    Episode 10 - Outstaying Our Welcome

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2016 46:32


    We three embittered musicians advise the pop group Radiohead on how to improve their new album, then we disclose what we hate about humanity before playing little songs we've written about each another. Links to Superhero Jingles Paul of Steel (aka Superlank) Tomdianna Jones Luke, International Man of Misery  

    Episode 9 - Every Dad is Different

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2016 54:05


    Pauls doesn't tell his Dad he loves him, Luke has a go at at someone's Potato Fondant and feels guilty about it and Tom launches his 2020 presidential bid.

    Episode 8 - Nothing Will Ever Be Funny Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2016 38:47


    Paul gets lost in Sincere Corner, Tom takes on Trump and Luke relives a Maroon 5 inspired childhood trauma. Notes Paul's Pledge Campaign Political science professor forecasts Trump as general election winner Paul The Octopus Hanson Optimistic [Video] Tie Dye with Taylor, Back to the Island [Video]

    Episode 7 - The First Episode to Win an Oscar

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2016 38:54


    Luke isn't the best global Indian after all, Tom tells the story of a tough violent decision and shares the secrets of a great Bond theme and Paul tries hard not to murder his own wife in his sleep. Notes Wassup (video) Flat Eric (video) Sam Smith at the Oscars His Oscars performance 2014 Nominees for VH1 sound nation awards announced The Little Book of Farts Tom's very old band Brat (video)

    Episode 6 - Ke$ha Lorraine & The Writers of Ronan

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2016 40:39


    Luke ridicules the first ever podcast correspondence and wishes he could toilet like a horse, Paul lifts the curtain on writing hits for Ronan Keating & One Direction and Tom has an awkward confession for Luke.Show Links Send us correspondence for us to ridicule Idiot Check Meaning Idiot Check by Municipal Waste  Ronan Keating - Time of My Life  Ronan Keating's new album sells just 203 copies in Ireland  #FreeKesha   Paul's Emoji

    Episode 5 - Ardam & The Aunts

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2016 54:13


    Paul gets dropped by his record company for breaking his leg, Tom gets punched in the face by Gravesend and Luke can't say 'rant'.Show Links Mr Bond - A Bollywood Film The Mobile Phone Effect Superbowl 2016 Halftime Show Luke on MOTD Chelsea furious with BBC after the Premier League trophy is spotted at Stamford Bridge EMAIL US! New Potter Book

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