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Two dads from Michigan settle the internet's most pressing debates.

Bob Ashley & Chris Pagan


    • Jul 31, 2026 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 38m AVG DURATION
    • 58 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Let's Settle This!

    This Episode is Better than Disgusting

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2026 36:28


    The guys talk BBQ Bonanza faux paus, and Chris ticks Bob off to the point he demands the episode gets an edit.

    Are People Getting Dummer?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2026 35:18


    Yes, that title spelling was on purpose...don't act like you're so much smarter.

    Quit Spreading Grandpa in the Park (or Anywhere Else)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2026 32:38


    The guys tackle burning cremation etiquette questions and many more super important issues.

    Our Worst Episode Ever

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2026 36:26


    Or is it?

    Bonus Re-Release 2020 Episode from the Vault: New Years Resolutions/In-Laws

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2026 33:51


    What we hate about New Years Resolutions and In-laws.

    How Old Is Too Old?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2026 43:09


    How Old is Too Old to:Wear jeans with holesGet a tattooLive with your parentsAnd much, much more...

    The Great Graduation Open House Debate

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2026 44:01


    Plus all kinds of other graduation and sports awards beefs...

    Sweet Baby Ray's Posers

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2026 41:07


    Does high fructose corn syrup belong in good bbq sauce? Also, traffic etiquette.

    Themed Kid Names, Social Media Posts That Make Bob Mad

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2026 47:59


    And a bunch of other random stuff.

    Promposal Pansies. And Are Harley's Annoying?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2026 40:47


    Also, Bob challenges Chris' no coat after April rule.

    Justin's 43 Minutes of Fame

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2026 43:12


    Chris' friend Justin fills in while Bob's away.

    High School Girlfriends

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2026 41:40


    The guys discuss their high school romances and rate their top 5 fav pops.

    Easter Bunny for Dogs? The Bob vs. Chris Fight Is Scheduled.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2026 48:23


    The guys lay out some terms for the big fight, among other things.

    Do People Really Like Camping? Who Wins in a Bob Vs. Chris Fight?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2026 50:01


    All you need to know is in the title.

    It's Like a Juicy Garbage Bag of the Sea

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2026 46:53


    The guys discuss their top 5 all-time fast food items and dumb rules they grew up with.

    A Frothy Bryon...or is it Byron?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2026 48:05


    Chris wants the old Bob back and the real Mickey Mouse. Plus, the guys discuss their top 5 childhood cartoons and themed parties.

    This One's for the Cowboy Posers

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2026 38:17


    In another Valentine's day recording, the guys discuss the winter Olympics, cowboy boots, and homeless people.

    The Bob & Chris Valentine's Sushi Experience (Not a Typical Episode: Listen with Video for Best Experience)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2026 49:33


    Bob and Chris enjoy a Valentine's Day sushi lunch together in efforts to prove Chris' theory wrong."People don't really like sushi as much as they think they like sushi."

    Sushi Virtue Signals

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2026 42:11


    A rare moment when Chris introduces the show, Bob introduces a game of 'who is more likely', and then the guys fight over nonsense...what more could you want?

    Death Row Last Meals, Bob Worries About How We Look in the Car, What Constitutes a Grudge?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2026 34:02


    Everything that is in the title plus, Rice Krispies, prank stories, and Chris' trip down south.

    Dirty Sodas and Other Bougie Things

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2026 45:59


    And...Chris tells a really detailed story.

    This episode is better than Bob's knock-off Stanley mug

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2026 45:29


    The guys discuss their recent curling tournament, fantasy football results, carrying too many bags, and more!

    Bob's Grudge Against Hunters. Plus Conspiracy Theories

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2026 44:34


    The guys give their not-so-well researched takes on common conspiracy theories. Plus, the other random nonsense you've grown accustomed to.

    Throwing Rocks (Or Is It Stones) at ChatGPT

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2026 42:44


    The guys discuss their upcoming curling tournament and even make a small wager. Then they discuss the pitfalls of AI.

    New Year, New Dead Horses, Same Old Dudes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2026 44:15


    In the first episode released in 2026, the guys discuss resolutions, New Years Eves of the past...wait...wouldn't that be Old Years Eves? Plus a bunch of other topics they never got to on 2025's list.

    Bob Needs Introspection/The Guys Review Gas Station Roller Chicken - Plus First Ever Video Episode: Now You Can See Up Our Noses and Behold Our Double Chins in a Car!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2025 40:37


    In their last Christmas episode of 2025, the guys tie up some loose ends.

    There's No Christmas in Hawaii!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2025 37:36


    The guys discuss a few new Christmas topics, gas station food, and Bob's supposed love for the fans.

    Bonus Episode 2020 Reissue: Christmas Movies/States We've Visited

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2025 29:55


    Bob and Chris discuss their most hated Christmas movies, and then have an impromptu, heated debate on what counts as having visited a state. Stay tuned til the end, as Chris owns Bob in this argument (Disclaimer: Chris may have written this description.)

    Is Lying to Your Kids Ok? (Cuz One of Us Thinks it is.)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2025 34:48


    Bob confesses a grudge he's held against Chris for 10 years. Then, guys discuss telling kids Santa is real. Also, The Nutcracker, ballet in general, Handel's Messiah, and more.

    Every Time Bob Sings an Angel Dies

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2025 45:13


    The guys are still beating those holiday horses. This time they take on children's Christmas programs, dramatic readings, regifting etiquette, and dressing up dogs.Also, Bob reminds us all why his singing career hit a major roadblock.

    BONUS EPISODE 2020 REISSUE: The wrong time to celebrate Christmas/Most hated Christmas songs.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2025 30:14


    Our 2nd Episode ever, originally uploaded as 'I hate it' episode number 2. In this episode, Bob and Chris discuss Christmas traditions and their most hated Christmas songs.

    Our Biggest, Baddest Fight So Far /Kicking Off The Holidays

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2025 37:33


    What better way to kick off the holidays than to argue about why each other's holiday traditions are all wrong. This might be the most important episode of the year. Pick a side - there is no middle ground.

    Hey Bud, Your Barn Door's Open

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2025 36:16


    Bob and Chris discuss letting the issue of whether or not it's moral to let your kids beat you at games, sports fanaticism, and how to address other people's boogers and other such embarrassing moments.

    Proper Etiquette

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2025 35:58


    Bob and Chris discuss modern etiquette - because who else would you learn it from?

    Bob Hates People

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2025 45:26


    Bob confesses his hatred for people while he hates on a guy for walking in the park. Plus some other stuff that Chris can't remember as he's writing this description. You'll love this episode or your money back.

    The Execution of Chris Pagan: Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2025 37:06


    Bob enlists the help of a guest in an attempt to double-team Chris and disqualify his opinions.

    Halloween: A Pagan Tells a Tale

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2025 35:11


    The guys talk Halloween. And Aliens. And other stuff we can't remember right now. Just listen to it. It'll be great.

    BFFs, Small "Dogs", Snake Oil, and More!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2025 38:17


    Bob admits he likes several people more than Chris. Chris doesn't have a best friend. We've got topics coming at you faster than a Corvette on the 75 thruway.

    Chris Has No Traditions

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2025 31:36


    You don't need a description. You know you love us. Just listen to this thing.

    Weddings Are Creepy

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2025 36:59


    Bob and Chris discuss wacko wedding traditions that are somehow considered "normal." Plus group text pet peeves and much much more.

    Bob Hates Himself

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2025 34:47


    Discover the top things Bob hates about himself. Also, Bob lays down the rules for Go Fund Me causes. Also, Bob tells a story about how his Buffalo Wild Wings server really got his goat. Essentially, this episode is pretty much about Bob. But remember, Bob loves you.

    We Back

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2025 28:55


    Bob and Chris are back with a new podcast that somehow feels like their two former podcasts. But this time, they're back for good. So sit back and enjoy this first of trillions of new episodes coming your way. P.S. Chris hates the audio quality and Bob doesn't care But we will be working on improving that real soon. Don't leave us because of that...please...we are two middle-aged dads who desperately need your validation.

    For the Love (or Hate) of the Game.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2025 32:01


    Bob and Chris list their top 5 favorite sports movies and hold a heated debate on sports fans.Originally aired 1/16/21 under I Hate It.

    Fur babies and handicaps.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2025 37:01


    Bob and Chris discuss people who love their pets (a little too much), relationships and a longstanding golf system.Oregionally aired 1/27/21 under I Hate It.

    Is Cheerleading a Sport? & The Trial of Bob Ashley (Part 2) & The Trial of Chris Pagan (Part 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2025 37:05


    Bob and Chris debate the criteria certain activities should meet in order to be labeled a "sport." Chris puts Bob on trial again. Bob unexpectedly turns the tables.Originally aired 3/15/21 under I Hate It.

    The Trial of Bob Ashley (Part 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2025 39:17


    Chris puts Bob on trial. His crime? Being a weirdy. You get to be the jury.Originally aired on 3/6/21 under I Hate It

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    Things Bob Hates

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2025 29:02


    Bob makes a list of all the things he hates. A few might surprise you.Originally aired 3/20/21 under I Hate It

    The Trial of Nate Hollis

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2025 40:21


    Chris' brother-in-law becomes our first guest at his own risk while Bob enjoys a reprieve from being the target.Originally aired 3/27/21 under I Hate It.

    First listener-suggested topic. Blackstone Griddles, Trading Cards, Pokémon Go and more.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2025 31:04


    This episode was recorded in March, but the world wasn't ready. But, good news! We think you're ready now. Don't let us down.Originally aired 7/27/21 under I Hate It.

    British humor. Classic literature. Hipsters. Expensive purses (handbag snobs).

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2025 38:56


    Listener suggestions, dumb shoes, social media, having a crush on a cartoon character.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2025 80:13


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