Matt and Kate

Will Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk cage fight? What celebrity is releasing their own line of paternity tests? Should Harry and Meghan give up on Hollywood? The answers to these questions, plus house hunting sucks, in today's show.

How can you be a better neighbor? Why should you keep your Crocs out of the car? Why is Tom Cruise annoyed this time? The answers to these questions, plus Matt is leaving, in today's show.

Should you take a vacation to the depths of the ocean? Is it inappropriate to go to a concert when your stepdad is lost at sea? Should Matt ditch his washer and dryer and replace them with a person? The answers to these questions, plus dishwasher perfection, in today's show.

Can you make a career out of cleaning dryer vents? How can you make sure you aren't leaving a pet or small child in a hot car? Who needs eye-contact training? The answers to these questions, plus a championship forfeit, in today's show.

What is the most important season for selfies? How many pounds does Joey Chestnut gain during the hotdog-eating competition? What place accepted a 40-year-old gift certificate? The answer to these questions, plus Kate fails to show off her slang skills to her children, in today's show.

Will Matt convince Kate to start saying "no cap" and "bet" to her children? How can you get an afternoon jolt without resorting to coffee? What is the best fried pickle? The answers to these questions, plus a roller coaster quiz, in today's show.

Why should you take photos of ketchup packets? How can you become luckier? When does summer truly begin? The answers to these questions, plus Weird State Items Quiz, in today's show.

Why is Kate anti-orange? Who should you give water? How does a mouse floss? The answers to these questions, plus a hodgepodge of Father's Day stuff, in today's show.

Who are the candidates to replace Sajak on Wheel of Fortune? Which kids benefit the most from social media? What foods should you eat to keep mosquitos away? The answers to these questions, plus greedflation, in today's show.

How are teens bullying chatbots? What's another reason to eat vegetables? Do banana peels count as litter? The answers to these questions, plus blood and baths, in today's show.

What's the correct way to eat a cupcake? Should you switch to a silent alarm to wake up? What is Gen Z saying this time? The answers to these questions, plus buffalo scams, in today's show.

Do you have rizz? How do you make instant cheesecake? Can ChatGPT make you rich quick? The answers to these questions, plus smile coaches, in today's show.

What is bed rot? Why should you fear Gmail's "Help Me Write" feature? Should you wear a diaper to the Taylor Swift concert? The answers to these questions, plus a McFlurry sandwich, in today's show.

Why can't you wrestle a bear in Missouri? How did Amazon kill off Samuel L. Jackson? Should you strap an air conditioner to your neck? The answers to these questions, plus misspelled words by state, in today's show.

What's the worst place to be barefoot? Why are inmates excited to share a prison with Elizabeth Holmes? What plant might help your sleep? The answers to these questions, plus PowerSlapGPT, in today's show.

Why are a bunch of lighthouses for sale? What is the oldest kiss on record? Where is Jeff Bezos getting married? The answers to these questions, plus Celebrity Summer Job Quiz, in today's show.

Should you put your credit score on your dating profile? How did a flushed diamond ring resurface 13 years later? What is the latest in smart denim? The answers to these questions, plus diarrhea in the pool, in today's show.

Is Taco Tuesday coming to an end? What beverage won the "Best Functional Drink" award? What pool etiquette should you observe this summer? The answers to these questions, plus Swedish Death Cleaning, in today's show.

Why won't the royal family sign autographs? How much does Taylor-Swift-concert rain cost? How bad is Netflix cracking down on password sharers? The answers to these questions, plus a condiment wizard, in today's show.

Should you let your kid light their homework on fire? What do smokers do without smoking lounges at the airport? How can you avoid a fee for heavy luggage? The answers to these questions, plus Memorial Day travel, in today's show.

Is Kate unknowingly using a racist expression? How can you hack your bad dreams? Where should you worry about bedbugs in your hotel room? The answers to these questions, plus a Florida man throws lunchmeat at cops, in today's show.

How many pizzas does it cost to buy tickets to Taylor Swift? Should you call for an Uber? Where is Toys R Us opening? The answers to these questions, plus wake-up injuries, in today's show.

What is industrial catfishing? What do stupid people and dead people have in common? Is The Golden Bachelor going to be as sexy as The Bachelor and The Bachelorette? The answers to these questions, plus the latest $400 Lego set, in today's show.

Is it cheating to let ChatGPT compose your wedding vows? Should you "watch" the Taylor Swift concert from the parking lot? Can men read romance novels? The answers to these questions, plus Celebrity Most Likely, in today's show.

Why didn't Martha Stewart wear a painted-on swimsuit on the cover of Sports Illustrated? What is preguvination? Who shouldn't you tip? The answers to these questions, plus new booze, in today's show.

How long has Bo Jackson had the hiccups? How old is the world's oldest dog? What are the most popular bucket-list vacation spots? The answers to these questions, plus senior pranks, in today's show.

What soap repels mosquitos? Does Bing Chat long for happiness? What is Kangaroo Care? The answers to these questions, plus elderly celebrity dads, in today's show.

When is it appropriate to use the flight attendant call button? How do pizza-delivery drones work? Should Kate become a Roblox fashion designer? The answers to these questions, plus Mother's Day TV Mom Quiz, in today's show.

Should you purchase human-hair crafts from Etsy? Why is Gen Z so loud about loving counterfeit merchandise? What rock stars are on Dolly Parton's upcoming rock album? The answers to these questions, plus Hostess-Cupcake skin, in today's show.

Do you want a chatbot to work the drive-thru? Do superheroes go to the gym? Is it ok to pass out drunk at Home Depot? The answers to these questions, plus thalassophobia, in today's show.

Why are the teens sharing their locations and feeling bad about it? What is the newest Olympic esport? Why did scientists create a cyborg goldfish? The answers to these questions, plus panic-attack candy, in today's show.

What does your hair say about your fertility? How many printers should you own? What creature grounded an airplane? The answers to these questions, plus Roblox or Not, in today's show.

Kate is out due to no voice. We won't have a podcast until at least Thursday. Thanks for listening.

Why did allergy season arrive early? Should you bathe in ice? Should you bring Tupperware to the wedding reception? The answers to these questions, plus no-selfies zones, in today's show.

Should you pay it forward? What does "zombied" mean? Is alcohol good for you? The answers to these questions, plus cat-weight-loss support, in today's show.

Why did Kate's dog eat her studio? What is weird about the NFL Draft in KC? Are you there, God? The answers to these questions, plus McDonald's messes with its burgers, in today's show.

Why are dead birds flying? Do worms get the munchies? What is strategic incompetence? The answers to these questions, plus Celebrity Injury Quiz, in today's show.

Why was Miller High Life destroyed in Europe? What is the latest thing that's grosser than a toilet seat? What's three letters and starts with gas? The answers to these questions, plus Elvis Whiskey, in today's show.

Should you buy a scale that doesn't display your weight? How did Ken Jennings burn an internet critic? Should you buy an engagement bike instead of a ring? The answers to these questions, plus Kate chases trash, in today's show.

How much money can you expect to receive from the Facebook class action? How much does it cost to drink wine in space? What does the phrase "the whole nine yards" mean? The answers to these questions, plus Roblox or Not, in today's show.

Who celebrates 420? How does a bear drink soda? Should you compliment your friend's bad band? The answers to these questions, plus RIP Netflix DVDs, in today's show.

What makes one a pet parent? Should baseball owners field winning teams? What did the pandemic do to lunch? The answers to these questions, plus meat dice, in today's show.

What is Gen Z up to this time? What pitfalls should you avoid when hiring a hitman? Should exes go to separate gyms after the breakup? The answers to these questions, plus the McDonald's Diet, in today's show.

Will baseball fans be drunker this season? Is Worlds of Fun a babysitter? Are Ted Lasso fans turning British? The answers to these questions, plus unruly passengers, in today's show.

Should you use communal charging stations? Does the First Amendment protect your car horn's speech? How can you take selfies with Jesus? The answers to these questions, plus cell phone jail, in today's show.

What do you carry every day that is three times dirtier than your phone? Should you demand tacos with your new home purchase? Should you walk like Barbie? The answers to these questions, plus smart knees, in today's show.

How much does the Kansas City Royals roster weigh? Should you appear with a sloth on your next online meeting? How can you prove that something wasn't delivered? The answers to these questions, plus Fortune Cookie GPT, in today's show.

How can you make candied grapes? Should you pack a carbon monixide detector when you travel? Should you put water in your eggs? The answers to these questions, plus TikTok concert disruptors, in today's show.

How can you get 27 hours of screen time a day? How did a guy use hidden video to send his wife to jail? How did a mall Easter egg hunt turn violent? The answers to these questions, plus Kate's Mario movie review, in today's show.

Is the Pasquatch Sasquatch a KC Royals employee? Should you secure a social media handle for your newborn? Should you binge TV shows? The answers to these questions, plus fried Cadbury Creme Eggs, in today's show.

Which movies from your childhood are too disturbing for your children? Why is a sasquatch attending Royals games? Should you put pickle juice on your face? The answers to these questions, plus Kate's offensive Pinterest, in today's show.