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Matt and Kate talk pop culture, relationships, technology, fast food, and other things that appeal to sophisticated listeners.

Matt Stooks


    • Jun 27, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekdays NEW EPISODES
    • 28m AVG DURATION
    • 620 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Matt and Kate

    I'm Leaving. Not Fired.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2023 25:39


    Will Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk cage fight? What celebrity is releasing their own line of paternity tests? Should Harry and Meghan give up on Hollywood? The answers to these questions, plus house hunting sucks, in today's show.

    Gas Me Up and Comment

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2023 28:49


    How can you be a better neighbor? Why should you keep your Crocs out of the car? Why is Tom Cruise annoyed this time? The answers to these questions, plus Matt is leaving, in today's show.

    Follow Me to Your Next Meal

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2023 22:39


    Should you take a vacation to the depths of the ocean? Is it inappropriate to go to a concert when your stepdad is lost at sea? Should Matt ditch his washer and dryer and replace them with a person? The answers to these questions, plus dishwasher perfection, in today's show.

    I Feel Good About the Tabs I Have

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2023 22:11


    Can you make a career out of cleaning dryer vents? How can you make sure you aren't leaving a pet or small child in a hot car? Who needs eye-contact training? The answers to these questions, plus a championship forfeit, in today's show.

    Jock Itch Stew

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2023 19:59


    What is the most important season for selfies? How many pounds does Joey Chestnut gain during the hotdog-eating competition? What place accepted a 40-year-old gift certificate? The answer to these questions, plus Kate fails to show off her slang skills to her children, in today's show.

    Deep Freezing Your Head

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2023 25:41


    Will Matt convince Kate to start saying "no cap" and "bet" to her children? How can you get an afternoon jolt without resorting to coffee? What is the best fried pickle? The answers to these questions, plus a roller coaster quiz, in today's show.

    A Pedometer That Lies to You

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2023 18:20


    Why should you take photos of ketchup packets? How can you become luckier? When does summer truly begin? The answers to these questions, plus Weird State Items Quiz, in today's show.

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    Empty Your Entire Bladder Into Your Pants

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2023 19:30


    Why is Kate anti-orange? Who should you give water? How does a mouse floss? The answers to these questions, plus a hodgepodge of Father's Day stuff, in today's show.

    Wizard of Oz Mafia

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2023 19:25


    Who are the candidates to replace Sajak on Wheel of Fortune? Which kids benefit the most from social media? What foods should you eat to keep mosquitos away? The answers to these questions, plus greedflation, in today's show.

    Touch the Letters

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2023 25:15


    How are teens bullying chatbots? What's another reason to eat vegetables? Do banana peels count as litter? The answers to these questions, plus blood and baths, in today's show.

    Buffalo Spillage

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2023 29:10


    What's the correct way to eat a cupcake? Should you switch to a silent alarm to wake up? What is Gen Z saying this time? The answers to these questions, plus buffalo scams, in today's show.

    Caveperson Heating and Cooling Technology

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2023 17:46


    Do you have rizz? How do you make instant cheesecake? Can ChatGPT make you rich quick? The answers to these questions, plus smile coaches, in today's show.

    Sittin' in My Pee Pants

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2023 19:12


    What is bed rot? Why should you fear Gmail's "Help Me Write" feature? Should you wear a diaper to the Taylor Swift concert? The answers to these questions, plus a McFlurry sandwich, in today's show.

    Robot Vacuum Cowboy Boots

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2023 21:27


    Why can't you wrestle a bear in Missouri? How did Amazon kill off Samuel L. Jackson? Should you strap an air conditioner to your neck? The answers to these questions, plus misspelled words by state, in today's show.

    Sample Ladies Before COVID

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2023 22:16


    What's the worst place to be barefoot? Why are inmates excited to share a prison with Elizabeth Holmes? What plant might help your sleep? The answers to these questions, plus PowerSlapGPT, in today's show.

    Nooner Time

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2023 16:08


    Why are a bunch of lighthouses for sale? What is the oldest kiss on record? Where is Jeff Bezos getting married? The answers to these questions, plus Celebrity Summer Job Quiz, in today's show.

    Get Off My Sea

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2023 18:26


    Should you put your credit score on your dating profile? How did a flushed diamond ring resurface 13 years later? What is the latest in smart denim? The answers to these questions, plus diarrhea in the pool, in today's show.

    An Unholy Hybrid of a Person

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2023 28:16


    Is Taco Tuesday coming to an end? What beverage won the "Best Functional Drink" award? What pool etiquette should you observe this summer? The answers to these questions, plus Swedish Death Cleaning, in today's show.

    Blow Out Your Depends

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2023 19:03


    Why won't the royal family sign autographs? How much does Taylor-Swift-concert rain cost? How bad is Netflix cracking down on password sharers? The answers to these questions, plus a condiment wizard, in today's show.

    Surprise Scavenger Hunt

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2023 18:01


    Should you let your kid light their homework on fire? What do smokers do without smoking lounges at the airport? How can you avoid a fee for heavy luggage? The answers to these questions, plus Memorial Day travel, in today's show.

    Too Juvenile To Handle Wiener

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2023 22:45


    Is Kate unknowingly using a racist expression? How can you hack your bad dreams? Where should you worry about bedbugs in your hotel room? The answers to these questions, plus a Florida man throws lunchmeat at cops, in today's show.

    Strap the Titanic to Your Face

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2023 21:18


    How many pizzas does it cost to buy tickets to Taylor Swift? Should you call for an Uber? Where is Toys R Us opening? The answers to these questions, plus wake-up injuries, in today's show.

    Trash-Talking Anne Frank

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2023 20:29


    What is industrial catfishing? What do stupid people and dead people have in common? IsĀ The Golden Bachelor going to be as sexy asĀ The BachelorĀ andĀ The Bachelorette? The answers to these questions, plus the latest $400 Lego set, in today's show.

    Confronting a Goat in Heat

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2023 20:33


    Is it cheating to let ChatGPT compose your wedding vows? Should you "watch" the Taylor Swift concert from the parking lot? Can men read romance novels? The answers to these questions, plus Celebrity Most Likely, in today's show.

    You Sure You Don't Want the Purple Stuff?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2023 18:53


    Why didn't Martha Stewart wear a painted-on swimsuit on the cover of Sports Illustrated? What is preguvination? Who shouldn't you tip? The answers to these questions, plus new booze, in today's show.

    A Video Billboard in Your Living Room

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2023 22:43


    How long has Bo Jackson had the hiccups? How old is the world's oldest dog? What are the most popular bucket-list vacation spots? The answers to these questions, plus senior pranks, in today's show.

    My Pouch Is Sore

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2023 21:25


    What soap repels mosquitos? Does Bing Chat long for happiness? What is Kangaroo Care? The answers to these questions, plus elderly celebrity dads, in today's show.

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    A Bounty of Parakeets

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2023 19:46


    When is it appropriate to use the flight attendant call button? How do pizza-delivery drones work? Should Kate become a Roblox fashion designer? The answers to these questions, plus Mother's Day TV Mom Quiz, in today's show.

    Tastes Like Electricity

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2023 19:53


    Should you purchase human-hair crafts from Etsy? Why is Gen Z so loud about loving counterfeit merchandise? What rock stars are on Dolly Parton's upcoming rock album? The answers to these questions, plus Hostess-Cupcake skin, in today's show.

    Grown-Up Cereal

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2023 17:57


    Do you want a chatbot to work the drive-thru? Do superheroes go to the gym? Is it ok to pass out drunk at Home Depot? The answers to these questions, plus thalassophobia, in today's show.

    Mascot Stink

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2023 19:45


    Why are the teens sharing their locations and feeling bad about it? What is the newest Olympic esport? Why did scientists create a cyborg goldfish? The answers to these questions, plus panic-attack candy, in today's show.

    Mother's Day Tree

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2023 23:48


    What does your hair say about your fertility? How many printers should you own? What creature grounded an airplane? The answers to these questions, plus Roblox or Not, in today's show.

    PSA: Sick days!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2023 0:15


    Kate is out due to no voice. We won't have a podcast until at least Thursday. Thanks for listening.

    Third-Degree Burns in My Nostrils

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2023 24:29


    Why did allergy season arrive early? Should you bathe in ice? Should you bring Tupperware to the wedding reception? The answers to these questions, plus no-selfies zones, in today's show.

    Weedcation

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2023 23:08


    Should you pay it forward? What does "zombied" mean? Is alcohol good for you? The answers to these questions, plus cat-weight-loss support, in today's show.

    SPF 5

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2023 26:58


    Why did Kate's dog eat her studio? What is weird about the NFL Draft in KC? Are you there, God? The answers to these questions, plus McDonald's messes with its burgers, in today's show.

    Smartest Computer Person in the County

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2023 22:12


    Why are dead birds flying? Do worms get the munchies? What is strategic incompetence? The answers to these questions, plus Celebrity Injury Quiz, in today's show.

    Cosplay as a High Schooler

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2023 23:00


    Why was Miller High Life destroyed in Europe? What is the latest thing that's grosser than a toilet seat? What's three letters and starts with gas? The answers to these questions, plus Elvis Whiskey, in today's show.

    Pig in a Sleeping Bag

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2023 27:00


    Should you buy a scale that doesn't display your weight? How did Ken Jennings burn an internet critic? Should you buy an engagement bike instead of a ring? The answers to these questions, plus Kate chases trash, in today's show.

    Sauce Enthusiasts

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2023 22:01


    How much money can you expect to receive from the Facebook class action? How much does it cost to drink wine in space? What does the phrase "the whole nine yards" mean? The answers to these questions, plus Roblox or Not, in today's show.

    Toddler Detection Laser Array

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2023 22:03


    Who celebrates 420? How does a bear drink soda? Should you compliment your friend's bad band? The answers to these questions, plus RIP Netflix DVDs, in today's show.

    Bot Whisperer

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2023 22:23


    What makes one a pet parent? Should baseball owners field winning teams? What did the pandemic do to lunch? The answers to these questions, plus meat dice, in today's show.

    Taco PiƱata

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2023 18:48


    What is Gen Z up to this time? What pitfalls should you avoid when hiring a hitman? Should exes go to separate gyms after the breakup? The answers to these questions, plus the McDonald's Diet, in today's show.

    Nobody Wants a Soggy Donkey

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2023 22:24


    Will baseball fans be drunker this season? Is Worlds of Fun a babysitter? Are Ted Lasso fans turning British? The answers to these questions, plus unruly passengers, in today's show.

    Grabbing Data Outta Your Phone Hole

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2023 21:02


    Should you use communal charging stations? Does the First Amendment protect your car horn's speech? How can you take selfies with Jesus? The answers to these questions, plus cell phone jail, in today's show.

    Self-Medicate With Dr Pepper

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2023 21:40


    What do you carry every day that is three times dirtier than your phone? Should you demand tacos with your new home purchase? Should you walk like Barbie? The answers to these questions, plus smart knees, in today's show.

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    Bonus Points if You Look Like Lars

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2023 16:49


    How much does the Kansas City Royals roster weigh? Should you appear with a sloth on your next online meeting? How can you prove that something wasn't delivered? The answers to these questions, plus Fortune Cookie GPT, in today's show.

    Sleep Urinating

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2023 19:22


    How can you make candied grapes? Should you pack a carbon monixide detector when you travel? Should you put water in your eggs? The answers to these questions, plus TikTok concert disruptors, in today's show.

    Cardboard News You Can Trust

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2023 22:33


    How can you get 27 hours of screen time a day? How did a guy use hidden video to send his wife to jail? How did a mall Easter egg hunt turn violent? The answers to these questions, plus Kate's Mario movie review, in today's show.

    Bucket Ranch

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2023 22:26


    Is the Pasquatch Sasquatch a KC Royals employee? Should you secure a social media handle for your newborn? Should you binge TV shows? The answers to these questions, plus fried Cadbury Creme Eggs, in today's show.

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    White Supremacist Veggie Tray

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2023 25:15


    Which movies from your childhood are too disturbing for your children? Why is a sasquatch attending Royals games? Should you put pickle juice on your face? The answers to these questions, plus Kate's offensive Pinterest, in today's show.

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