Noah's Snark

Welp. We've done it. We've reached the end of days. At least the end of our days. Hosting this podcast. Thanks to everyone for all the love and support. It really means a lot to us. And who knows? Maybe we've got something else up our sleeves. But for now, goodbye and thanks from your friends here at Noah's Snark. - Josh & Hillary Next Week: I don't know. Tacos? If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice. Send comments or questions to noahssnarkpodcast@gmail.com, and we'll get back to you! We are also on Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook!  

I know what you're thinking, but we did not devote an episode of this podcast to delayed gratification. Come Sunday delves into the trials and tribulations of real-life pastor Carlton Pearson as he thinks for himself and gets reamed for it. It's a top-notch cast performing a mid-notch story. And we're here for it. Next Week: This is the End (dun-dun-dunnn)! If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice. Send comments or questions to noahssnarkpodcast@gmail.com, and we'll respond on the show! We are also on Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook!    

We did not give Ken Ham money. But we did listen to him drone on for either entirely too long or not long enough (there is no in between with this guy)! So he told us about some of the exhibits from the Creation Museum, and we're taking a virtual tour today. It's full of nonsense, but at least it cost us exactly as much as it should. Next Week: Come Sunday! If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice. Send comments or questions to noahssnarkpodcast@gmail.com, and we'll respond on the show! We are also on Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook!

Basketball + Jesus + Cancer + Patrick Warburton = Hoovey Next time: Creation Museum! If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice. Send comments or questions to noahssnarkpodcast@gmail.com, and we'll respond on the show! We are also on Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook!    

This week, we get to listen to but not SEE bear friends do child-friendly antics. What's the point of making audio only characters cute animals? We explore this question, and along the way meet the dumbest bear ever, a really rude cougar, and learn how frustrating old people can be. Next time: Hoovey! If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice. Send comments or questions to noahssnarkpodcast@gmail.com, and we'll respond on the show! We are also on Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook!

On today's episode Josh and Hillary attempt to suspend all disbelief and imagine a world where Lacey Chabert is unlucky in love. Next time: Paws and Tales! If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice. Send comments or questions to noahssnarkpodcast@gmail.com, and we'll respond on the show! Catch up with Josh or Hillary on Instagram. We are also on Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook!

Hillary and Josh explore the series that brought us the entity currently known as Kevin Sorbo, back when he was only known as the demi-god Hercules. He's strong, he's valorous, he's single (ladies...), he's Kevin Sorbo. Next time: Christian Mingle! If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice. Send comments or questions to noahssnarkpodcast@gmail.com, and we'll respond on the show! Catch up with Josh or Hillary on Instagram. We are also on Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook!

On today's episode, Josh and Hillary explore the affect of the impressionist movement on dreams, as well as birth order politics.   Next time: Hercules: The Legendary Journeys! If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice and you can always visit our website at www.noahssnarkpodcast.com. Send us questions or comments, and we'll respond on the show. Catch up with Josh or Hillary on Instagram. We are also on Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook!    

It's anime time, get ready to party. We here are Noah's Snark are finally breaking the anime seal, to watch something completely unexpected about fighting monsters and wooing dames. Gods will compare bosoms, bosoms will defy physics, and a young man will be oblivious to everything around him. All that, and more, on this episode of Noah's Snark. Next time: Joseph, King of Dreams! If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice and you can always visit our website at www.noahssnarkpodcast.com. Send us questions or comments, and we'll respond on the show. Catch up with Josh or Hillary on Instagram. We are also on Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook!

Well, friends, it's the end of an era. Today we discuss the fourth and final "film" in the Thief in the Night series. And we here at Noah's Snark couldn't be more grateful.  Next time: Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon? If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice and you can always visit our website at www.noahssnarkpodcast.com. Send us questions or comments, and we'll respond on the show. Catch up with Josh or Hillary on Instagram. We are also on Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook!

Look, sometimes we get tired of watching trash. So, we whipped out that classic Superbook remake to try to get some enjoyment out of something this week. Does it work? Do we ultimately side with Lucifer? Is there a Croatian magician? Find out the answer to all these questions is "yes," on this episode of Noah's Snark! Next time: Prodigal Planet! If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice and you can always visit our website at www.noahssnarkpodcast.com. Send us questions or comments, and we'll respond on the show. Catch up with Josh or Hillary on Instagram. We are also on Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook!

Ja Rule. 'Nuff said. Next time: ...more Superbook! If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice and you can always visit our website at www.noahssnarkpodcast.com. Send us questions or comments, and we'll respond on the show. Catch up with Josh or Hillary on Instagram. We are also on Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook!

Netflix revives anything that might make them a buck, and this time our hosts find out if the new version of VeggieTales can stand up against the old one. They also spoil John Wick 3 around the so if you don't want that keep those ears perked. Next time: I'm in Love with a Church Girl! If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice and you can always visit our website at www.noahssnarkpodcast.com. Send us questions or comments, and we'll respond on the show. Catch up with Josh or Hillary on Instagram. We are also on Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook!

Our hosts jump right back into the Thief in the Night series, but sadly minus their trusty guide Hannah.  Next time: Veggie Tales in the House! If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice and you can always visit our website at www.noahssnarkpodcast.com. Send us questions or comments, and we'll respond on the show. Catch up with Josh or Hillary on Instagram. We are also on Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook!    

We're quite literally going to Hell this time, and we're gonna ride this edge to the end of the line. There's demon babies, one persistent nipple, raw hard nightmare fuel, and enough hardcore imagery to satisfy even the most morbid goth teenager. Join Hillary and Josh as they murder Death and break the cosmic balance today, all to deliver this show to you. Next time: Image of the Beast! If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice and you can always visit our website at www.noahssnarkpodcast.com. Send us questions or comments, and we'll respond on the show. Catch up with Josh or Hillary on Instagram. We are also on Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook!

Are Mira Sorvino and Sean Astin enough to save this car wreck (ahem foreshadowing) of a movie? Listen in as our hosts agree to disagree. Next time: Dante's Inferno!  If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice and you can always visit our website at www.noahssnarkpodcast.com. Send us questions or comments, and we'll respond on the show. Catch up with Josh or Hillary on Instagram. We are also on Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook!

We've entered the Gaither-verse today, and like the DCEU before it, the only merciful thing to do is execute it. At the very least, Hillary and Josh intend to shut this chapter of their lives and move on. Somehow. Next time: Do You Believe!  If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice and you can always visit our website at www.noahssnarkpodcast.com. Send us questions or comments, and we'll respond on the show. Catch up with Josh or Hillary on Instagram. We are also on Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook!

Our dear friend Hannah returns to revisit her childhood trauma in the form of A Distant Thunder, the sequel to Episode 66's "A Thief in the Night".  Next time: Homecoming Kids!  If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice and you can always visit our website at www.noahssnarkpodcast.com. Send us questions or comments, and we'll respond on the show. Catch up with Josh or Hillary on Instagram. We are also on Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook!

This show is raw hot trash but we watched it and talked about it, for you. Next time: A Distant Thunder! If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice and you can always visit our website at www.noahssnarkpodcast.com. Send us questions or comments, and we'll respond on the show. Catch up with Josh or Hillary on Instagram. We are also on Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook!

What do Buddhism, snake oil, and poop have in common? On today's episode, Josh and Hillary attempt to find what was most likely lost in translation. Next time: Gaither's Pond If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice and you can always visit our website at www.noahssnarkpodcast.com. Send us questions or comments, and we'll respond on the show. Catch up with Josh or Hillary on Instagram. We are also on Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook!    

Religious children's programming appears to come in two varieties: horrifying trash with bad messages and worse morals, or well-made entertainment with bad messages and worse morals. Today we're talking about Superbook, and come jump inside a big book that looks like a UFO to find out which spectrum Superbook falls into. Next time: The Holy Man! If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice and you can always visit our website at www.noahssnarkpodcast.com. Send us questions or comments, and we'll respond on the show. Catch up with Josh or Hillary on Instagram. We are also on Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook!

Noah's Snark welcomes guest Hannah once again to discuss the terror that was the '70s and to get a glimpse at the movie that inspired Left Behind!  Next time: Superbook! If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice and you can always visit our website at www.noahssnarkpodcast.com. Send us questions or comments, and we'll respond on the show. Catch up with Josh or Hillary on Instagram. We are also on Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook!    

In this delightfully unvarnished episode of Noah's Snark, Josh and Hillary bring in new recruit Hannah to play a board game on a mic, because that seemed like a great idea at the time. They will fight various Bible-villains at the docks, the basement of the church, and various other places along the way all in pursuit of unsupervised children. It's about as weird as it sounds. Next time: Thief in the Night! If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice and you can always visit our website at www.noahssnarkpodcast.com. Send us questions or comments, and we'll respond on the show. Catch up with Josh or Hillary on Instagram. We are also on Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook!

Let's face it, life can be hard. Sometimes shit happens and what you need is an uplifting, insightful, courageous movie to set you on the right path. I'm sorry to say, this is not that movie. Today, Josh and Hillary cringe through "Loving the Bad Man" and discuss whether kindness is always the right choice. Next time: Bibleman: The Board Game! If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice and you can always visit our website at www.noahssnarkpodcast.com. Send us questions or comments, and we'll respond on the show. Catch up with Josh or Hillary on Instagram. We are also on Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook!

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What happens when a Nu-Metalist makes a Christian Rock album? Not to give away too much but there's a whole lot of Jesus, and he's PISSED. So come along, friends, as we explore the results of one man quitting Korn and cleaning up his life before making an album chronicling it all. Next time: Loving the Bad Man! If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice and you can always visit our website at www.noahssnarkpodcast.com. Send us questions or comments, and we'll respond on the show. Catch up with Josh or Hillary on Instagram. We are also on Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook!

Have a few questions to ask the almighty? So do we. And so does the hapless protagonist of today's episode. Steel yourself, friends. The answers may not be what you sought. Next time: Save Me from Myself! If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice and you can always visit our website at www.noahssnarkpodcast.com. Send us questions or comments, and we'll respond on the show. Catch up with Josh or Hillary on Instagram. We are also on Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook!

What's a talking toaster, haunted mirrors, love for vests, a barking dog with responsibility, and sympathy for a bully have to do with today's subject? Guess you're gonna have to listen to find out. Next time: An Interview with God! If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice and you can always visit our website at www.noahssnarkpodcast.com. Send us questions or comments, and we'll respond on the show. Catch up with Josh or Hillary on Instagram. We are also on Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook!

Hey kids, don't do drugs. Unless you believe in the power of Christ. In which case you're probably safe. Join the Noah's Snark crew as we learn what dweebs know about that party life and more! Next time: Secret Adventures! If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice and you can always visit our website at www.noahssnarkpodcast.com. Send us questions or comments, and we'll respond on the show. Catch up with Josh or Hillary on Instagram. We are also on Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook!    

This one is a classic if you know anything about the genre we cover on the show. A kids television show about an apparent superhero dressed in a manner to cause horror to the adults in the room. Whoops, I just described every Christian kids TV show. Next time: The UnMiracle! If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice and you can always visit our website at www.noahssnarkpodcast.com. Send us questions or comments, and we'll respond on the show. Catch up with Josh or Hillary on Instagram. We are also on Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook!

Today Noah's Snark presents: the Old Testament on steroids. And by steroids we mean comic movie dreams and a bolstered budget. Next time: Bibleman! If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice and you can always visit our website at www.noahssnarkpodcast.com. Send us questions or comments, and we'll respond on the show. Catch up with Josh or Hillary on Instagram. We are also on Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook!

Did... did we actually like this one? Listen to find out the good, the bad, and the very ugly of what happens when you're friended by either God, a super advanced AI, or a billionaire with a bizarre agenda. Who knows which one it is, this show doesn't! Next time: Samson! If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice and you can always visit our website at www.noahssnarkpodcast.com. Send us questions or comments, and we'll respond on the show. Catch up with Josh or Hillary on Instagram. We are also on Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook!

Non-Christian Month comes to a close with this early 2000's gem from veteran animator Richard Rich (yes, that is his real name).   Next time: God Friended Me! If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice and you can always visit our website at www.noahssnarkpodcast.com. Send us questions or comments, and we'll respond on the show. Catch up with Josh or Hillary on Instagram. We are also on Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook!

Today we interrupt our discussion about kaiju/robot fights to discuss a fond memory of Josh's childhood: Herc's Adventures for Playstation. Having convinced Hillary to relive his glory days with him, they share an epic quest to save Persephone. Along your own journey of this episode, you'll find out why we hate vultures, what it's like to fight your way out of the underworld, and what happened in that movie Escape Room. Next time: Muhammad - The Last Prophet! If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice and you can always visit our website at www.noahssnarkpodcast.com. Send us questions or comments, and we'll respond on the show. Catch up with Josh or Hillary on Instagram. We are also on Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook!

Josh and Hillary revisit the story of Ram and friends in this animated kid's classic full of love (kind of), adventure (I guess), and epic battles (actually not at all). Will our hosts ever learn the Ramayana!?! Check in and find out on today's episode! Next time: Herc's Adventures! If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice and you can always visit our website at www.noahssnarkpodcast.com. Send us questions or comments, and we'll respond on the show. Catch up with Josh or Hillary on Instagram. We are also on Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook!

Non-Christianity month begins with a bang, Scientology TV. Activate your analytical mind to hear about the life and times of one famous Scientologist, understand how your parents ruined your life while you were in the womb, and learn a bit about the document that is the foundation for all research into the mind and search for life, and so so so much more! Next time: Ramayan The Epic! If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice and you can always visit our website at www.noahssnarkpodcast.com. Send us questions or comments, and we'll respond on the show. Catch up with Josh or Hillary on Instagram. We are also on Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook!

Join the Noah's Snark team as we navigate Josh's sinus issues, Hillary's Nic Cage issues, and Nic Cage's face bloat issues.  Next time: Scientology TV If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice and you can always visit our website at www.noahssnarkpodcast.com. Send us questions or comments, and we'll respond on the show. Catch up with Josh or Hillary on Instagram. We are also on Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook!

We're doing our very first comic book today, and we wish we could tell you it is better than it is! Beyond the story of the immortal Judas, we'll tell tale of gnomes, Moses Mouse, the other apostles, a warrior doe in a kimono. Does any of that make sense, even after listening to this? There's only one way to find out! Spoiler: no. Next time: Left Behind (2014)! If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice and you can always visit our website at www.noahssnarkpodcast.com. Send us questions or comments, and we'll respond on the show. Catch up with Josh or Hillary on Instagram. We are also on Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook!

On today's episode, we celebrate the official end of Kirk Cameron Month with the help of special guest Andrea. Join us as we explore the depths of Kirk's rage as well as our patience. Next time: Judas: The Last Days If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice and you can always visit our website at www.noahssnarkpodcast.com. Send us questions or comments, and we'll respond on the show. Catch up with Josh or Hillary on Instagram. We are also on Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook!

We're invited to Kirk's Corner (or Korner?) to hear him wax philosophic about anything he feels like talking about today. There's also dogs, and that's the real takeaway. Join us as we break down what Kirk has to say about how to raise your kids and find out why he sounds like a rage machine, among many other things. Also, there's dogs! Next time: Fireproof! If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice and you can always visit our website at www.noahssnarkpodcast.com. Send us questions or comments, and we'll respond on the show. Catch up with Josh or Hillary on Instagram. We are also on Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook!

In today's episode, Kirk Cameron enlists a film crew to document his cry for help. Who's the real enemy of Christmas? You'll be shocked to find out. Next time: The Campfire! If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice and you can always visit our website at www.noahssnarkpodcast.com. Send us questions or comments, and we'll respond on the show. Catch up with Josh or Hillary on Instagram. We are also on Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook!

Did you know Kirk Cameron had a TV show that wasn't Growing Pains? Did you know teenagers could name types of beer? Did you know that if you've ever been a person you deserve to be punished for all eternity? Josh and Hillary break down everything Kirk Cameron and his partner in crime Ray Comfort want you to know today on this episode. Next time: Saving Christmas! If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice and you can always visit our website at www.noahssnarkpodcast.com. Send us questions or comments, and we'll respond on the show. Catch up with Josh or Hillary on Instagram. We are also on Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook!

He's part man, part street, 100% Kosher, and he's gonna save Hanukkah. Along the way, we'll ruminate on what makes this movie tick, casual racism, whatever happened to the career of nearly every person in this thing, and how did Andy Dick ever have a career in the first place? Next time: Kirk Cameron month begins with Way of the Master! If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice and you can always visit our website at www.noahssnarkpodcast.com. Send us questions or comments, and we'll respond on the show. Catch up with Josh or Hillary on Instagram. We are also on Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook!

We're getting into the Hanukkah spirit and learning about the history of Hanukkah with the Maccabees, and conveniently found an excuse to revisit the classic cartoon Rugrats along the way. There's dumb babies, old women burning in fires, soft spots, Hattori Hanzo swords, sucking on pennies, and the Meanie of Hanukkah. Also there's something or other in there about the liberation of the Jews from the Greeks or whatever but also Angelica is straight savage. Next time: The Hebrew Hammer! If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice and you can always visit our website at www.noahssnarkpodcast.com. Send us questions or comments, and we'll respond on the show. Catch up with Josh or Hillary on Instagram. We are also on Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook!

Our final attempt at a reverent Thanksgiving episode proves fruitless. Grace is a mysterious nuisance who infiltrates the life of dead-beat widower Joey Lawrence. Will they? Won't they? Who cares. Next time: Hanukkah Cartoons! If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice and you can always visit our website at www.noahssnarkpodcast.com. Send us questions or comments, and we'll respond on the show. Catch up with Josh or Hillary on Instagram. We are also on Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook!

We're revisiting Touched by an Angel because it's Thanksgiving season, they made episodes supposedly about Thanksgiving, we have nothing better to do, and we love a good theme. As with most Thanksgivings, there are many diversions along the way. While getting through the show itself we discuss llamas, why Thanksgiving is the worst of all holidays, Captain Planet villains, politics, ecstasy, and so much more. Get prepped for the kind of bizarre conversations you may have at your own Thanksgiving with this episode! Next time: Saved by Grace! If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice and you can always visit our website at www.noahssnarkpodcast.com. Send us questions or comments, and we'll respond on the show. Catch up with Josh or Hillary on Instagram. We are also on Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook!

Alright team, let's get ready for some FOOTBAAAALLLLL. And Jesus. Football and Jesus. Josh and Hillary explore Facing the Giants and learn what's impossible with God's love...Spoiler alert: Nothing. Next time: Touched by an Angel, the Thanksgiving specials! If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice and you can always visit our website at www.noahssnarkpodcast.com. Send us questions or comments, and we'll respond on the show. Catch up with Josh or Hillary on Instagram. We are also on Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook!

We have been looking forward to this the entire year. Tribulation Trail, the subject of today's exploration, is an event in which you are escorted through the woods to experience the very worst of what is facing humanity. The question is: do we mean the experience itself or the message behind it? Better find out, right here right now. Next time: Facing the Giants! If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice and you can always visit our website at www.noahssnarkpodcast.com. Send us questions or comments, and we'll respond on the show. Catch up with Josh or Hillary on Instagram. We are also on Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook!

In this, the second installment of the Leap franchise, Josh and Hillary learn what could happen if the world were to accept the mark of the beast and deny their PK Gods. Spoiler alert: it's not pretty.  Next time: Tribulation Trail (with special guest!) If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice and you can always visit our website at www.noahssnarkpodcast.com. Send us questions or comments, and we'll respond on the show. We are also on Instagram, Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook! P.S. You can now follow Hillary on Instagram. Hooray!    

We're talking about an underrated TV gem this time, and for once it's actually good! It's time to talk about The Exorcist, the TV series, as well as Josh's 30 year plan, Hillary's top lipstick pick, why Quantico fails, what makes Geena Davis the incomparable Geena Davis, and much more. Next time: Leap: Rise of the Beast! If you like the show please give us a rating on your platform of choice and you can always visit our website at www.noahssnarkpodcast.com. Send us questions or comments, and we'll respond on the show. We are also on Instagram, Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube, and Facebook! P.S. You can now follow Hillary on Instagram. Hooray!

Just a quick note about our last few episodes, sorry for all the trouble! Also, a small snippet of our upcoming episode, be sure to listen to it when it drops Wednesday!