Reddit Asks Us

No trust me bro *insert any streamer* knows a lot about crypto!! You'd be absolutely stupid not to invest!! I literally mortgaged my house because they told me it was a LOCK!!

Well sorry officer I personally believe it's my god given right to walk around with this double bubble ice cream in my pocket…if you want it you're gonna have to lick it off me yourself!

"I've asked you out like 12 times...so is this time a yes??" "And no princesses aren't allowed to have drivers licenses...or cars...or anything really...but it's because I'm a KING!"

Unfortunately Superman physics don't actually work and we cant build a "time machine" by "spinning the globe backwards" but I appreciate the enthusiasm :)

Smiling to yourself alone isn't going to start your journey into becoming the Joker...unless you're like me and starting talking to yourself and eventually scheming and plotting

Not every man will speak with his words…sometimes its with his clothing, like not wearing any around the house…cuz damn its gettin hot down there

Get off my back mom and dad! Weed is a great investment!! Well…an investment in my sanity! How am I supposed to put a job application together when you're stressing me outtttt…its literally my 45th birthday 

Yeaaa so turns out sleeping with my friends boyfriend isn't going to ‘strengthen our relationship' like I thought it would….oops! Also we have a date tomorrow so if you could not be in your house the would be great!

Yea I actually don't bathe because its such a waste of water and resources...I also don't wash my clothes either because duuuuh waste of water AGAIN!!

Yea actually company policy says I'm actually allowed to care for my children so sorry that doesn't fit into your schedule :( I filed complaint on your behalf to HR tho!

Yeaa so who would've thought it wasn't a good idea to control a submarine with a PS5 controller…also didn't think id have to tell you but please don't take that nuclear waste home with you :)

I know you think I'm doing drugs, but even if you shoot that directly into your veins you'll realize it's dust from a T-Rex fossil...also I will be cleaning my own towels now.

I'm not supposed to tell anyone but Iron Man is a true story…based on my dad…he said he will disintegrate bullies for me…also don't eat in bed or ants are going to live in your ears and nest in your brain :) luv u 

Babe it's actually awesome, the cockroaches have learned to carry us around the apartment! No more walking!! And don't worry every time you show up the dishes get done! Not sure who it is but it makes it perfect for when you're here spending quality time :))

Listen...microwave popcorn every night for dinner might be the move, also next time we are at the bar let's be sure to find the bathroom and talk right in front of the door so people have to sneak by and say "excuse me" to get in...and let's also give them dirty looks for doing that!!

I promise I just barely glanced down at my phone when driving and hit that pedestrian, everyone knows a glance doesn't count! And let the record show I was also hardly even drunk!!

If you don't set aside at least a thousand per month for DOGE then you don't deserve to eat. Time to be smarter with your money, just invest when your parents friends at all street tell you to!!Join our subreddit r/Redditaksus

Hey guys! As I'm sure you can tell by the recording I'm feeling quite ill so I can't record an episode until I'm feeling better. Take care!Love you all ❤️

My buddy is great guy! Other than the fact he thinks all women are worthless. But other than that he s'a stand up dude! He also collects hair and will only stare at your toes on dates, so just prepping you in case you notice your haircut looks different! Join our subreddit r/Redditaksus

Did your dad ever stop to think about the productivity scores at the office before his stroke?? Also, take some time to look at the email I sent regarded by failed almost engagement! Plus, why are we all talking about Lisa's dead baby when mine is alive!

If their back is turned towards the door, you won't be leaving that elevator…also please keep off the grass I have to vacuum it again later! Also don't mind me, I just HAVE to get this hole dug by 4AMIn this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's something that's completely legal but still makes you look like a total psychopath?”New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Vegas is going be so CRAZY we are hitting up a WINE TASTING! But. Before we do that I am going to cheat on my husband overseas. Who knows? Maybe I'll also be convicted of a crime against humanity??In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “Folk who did something in Vegas that did not stay in Vegas, what happened?”New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Ahhh how sweet promotion is...I'm getting you arrested for tax fraud boss. Mean girl wants to come to my birthday party? Sure. But I get first punch in the children's octagon. Also remember if you are less than 1 foot apart you can legally kiss your brosIn this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's your "if you go low I'll go lower" moment?”New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Trust me if you listen close enough you can hear the footsteps of people through the EARTH!! Play sports you enjoy because you'll eventually transform into the ball! Also vegetables are not actually healthy, they are just there for earth aesthetic In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's the stupidest thing the most intelligent person in your life believes?”New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Yea Jacob is never going to find out what I did to his toilet :| and unfortunately I accidentally turned your grandma into funko pop…sowwy :((In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's the worst fuck up you've had that you'll admit on your deathbed?”New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

The only way to know if your oxygen tank is working is to hook it up to a carton of cigarettes! Did you know that you can even choose condiments as your side drink in your next meal from McDonalds! Also remember children need their daily doses of caffeine directly injected into their bloodstream In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's the most unhealthy thing you've seen a human do?”New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

I can't believe I have to say this but geese and monkeys are not your friends! Also, don't steal from baseball pitchers because you will feel it…in your headIn this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's the worst case of "fuck around, find out" you have ever seen?”New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

No your wifi doesn't follow you around. Also, no wind is not the trees just trying to rizz up the ground and finally the government is not stealing your data, you just forgot your phone password. In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What was your"I can't believe I have to explain this to an adult" moment?”New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

I have a no music or podcast policy in drives longer than 2 hours. Having wet feet is actually healthy for you! I love having animals around, that why I taxidermic my past 17 pets!In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What mundane activities are you convinced are a sign of a serial killer or psychopath?”New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

No it's totally cool I don't even drink coffee at work! No I absolutely would love your leftovers from the group BBQ!   No trust me I didn't even want to be in the photo anyways!In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What are examples of 'being picked last in gym class' as an adult?”New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

You mean we stopped giving away free meat because I was selling the rotten stuff in the back alley? What do you mean no more corporate credit cards?? I needed a spray tan for this meeting!!In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What was ruined for everyone by one person being an idiot?”New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Don't you miss the cigarette haze? Or if I wrote your number down wrong I would never see you again? Or maybe learning the cure for depression is just taking a nice hike? In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “Everyone always talks about how good the 90's were. What was bad about the 90's?”New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Did someone pretend to be a helpless grandma just to rob you at gun point? Did your European friends not understand they were talking to Cartel members? Or did you think you'd reach your demise by hanging out with communists in Brazil? In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's your most terrifying "we need to leave NOW" moment you've ever experinced?”New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Oh did we not tell you we were bring you on as a slave? Dangggg yea sorry but there's a bathroom fee of $5! Also you have to look out and sell to widows!!In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “People who quit their jobs on the first day what made you say, "I'm done with this?”New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Everybody knows you have to claim the child otherwise it's not yours! OMG you are so hot after I paralyzed you! Trust me…I know best…and your mom doesn't love youIn this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's the biggest "Nah I'm out" moment you had on a date?”New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Do they consistently leave a little bit of juice left in the glass? Need it to be the temperature of the North Pole? Or do they have craving for snacks that really nobody considers a snack?In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's the weirdest thing you've discovered about your partner only after moving in with together?”New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Bro don't freak out murder is not what it used to be! Can I be served the cut of steak most resembling a human thigh? But you can relax filming you in the bathroom is great cause its going viral!!In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's the most messed up thing someone has confessed to you in confidence?”New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Now remember nap time with Grandma doesn't end at sixteen! Bathroom toiletries are for aesthetic purposes only!! And we don't drink water…only refreshing Coca-Cola In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's a weird rule you had in your home growing up?” New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Do you cringe every time you see a glass of milk? Does the sound of someone eating make you want to lock yourself in a basement? Or are you repulsed by the sound of someone sharing your air? In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What do you find disgusting but other people don't?” New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Did your theatric jump off the bus end in broken knees? Did you try to tell your crush you like her by making her faceplate in front of the entire class? Or did you think it was a good idea to snort an entire bag of pop rocks?  In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “People who let their intrusive thoughts win, what did you do?” New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Yooooo bro I dare you break all your arms and legs! I dare you to run around this party naked bro, everyone's gonna love it!! Man there no way you drink that vat of acid!! You're crazy man!! In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's the craziest dare you did or or seen someone do in a game of Truth or Dare?” New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Probably a red flag to rejoiced at the death of your cat :| Did they wake you up with the smell of their skidmarks? Or did their lack of gun safety kind of a major turn off?  In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “If you have ever felt disgusted by a partner you had, why?” New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Is the date considered over when that bit of spit goes flying? Is it a universal fact that we all ignore it when we see someone do something embarrassing? And who taught us that if we leave our leg out of the blanket it's an invitation for bed monsters? In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What weird little thing do we all do or experience but no one talks about?” New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Note to self: no “hand” expressions when talking to someone who has NO HANDS! I'm all about healthy relationships, my girlfriend told me it would be immoral to break up with her! And looking for a good salesman, I'll sell all your crypto for half off!!  In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's your favourite "Oops I just really f*cked up" moment?” New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

I know I wasn't supposed to run that red light but it was in God's plan that I T-boned that biker! I know this hydrochloric acid says DO NOT DRINK but damn I bet it's spicy! In my personal opinion trash compactors should know I'm a human and not crush me! In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's the stupidest thing you've seen someone do despite being expressly told not to do it?” New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

No that million dollar transfer into my account was a bonus!! Obviously! I promise we gotta guy all the cable boxes cause these things are never going outta style! Customers also love to hear that the products suck and don't work! In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's the fastest way you've seen a CEO ruin a company?” New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Did uncle Terry try to pass off his racism as “politics”? Someone thought pets welcome meant they could bring their pet parrot? Or did your cousins girlfriend decide the leftovers would look better in her fridge? In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What ruined your thanksgiving?” New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Bad yelp review because the hotel didn't pass the “vibe check”? Got upset because there were no late night rubber duckie deliveries? Or zipped up their kid in a suitcase for a shot to win it all?  In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “Hotel receptionists, who was the most horrible guest you have ever had?” New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Don't use the bathroom because I don't flush! Other than the trips to the hospital, bugs are delicious! My brother is cool, liked to trap himself in barrels but he's cool! In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What is the most disturbing thing you've heard said casually?” New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Dirty underwear on the counter? They thought a normal pet would be an eagle? Covered their windows with garbage bags to "save money"? In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What is a red flag to see in someone's home?” New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Did you mistake your child for a gremlin? Almost lose your life to a guy looking for his bag of bones? Or did you try to turn getting killed by a ghost into a pizza party? In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's the scariest thing you've ever seen in yourb life that you can't explain?” New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes