Reddit Asks Us

Did your dad ever stop to think about the productivity scores at the office before his stroke?? Also, take some time to look at the email I sent regarded by failed almost engagement! Plus, why are we all talking about Lisa's dead baby when mine is alive!

If their back is turned towards the door, you won't be leaving that elevator…also please keep off the grass I have to vacuum it again later! Also don't mind me, I just HAVE to get this hole dug by 4AMIn this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's something that's completely legal but still makes you look like a total psychopath?”New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Vegas is going be so CRAZY we are hitting up a WINE TASTING! But. Before we do that I am going to cheat on my husband overseas. Who knows? Maybe I'll also be convicted of a crime against humanity??In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “Folk who did something in Vegas that did not stay in Vegas, what happened?”New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Ahhh how sweet promotion is...I'm getting you arrested for tax fraud boss. Mean girl wants to come to my birthday party? Sure. But I get first punch in the children's octagon. Also remember if you are less than 1 foot apart you can legally kiss your brosIn this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's your "if you go low I'll go lower" moment?”New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Trust me if you listen close enough you can hear the footsteps of people through the EARTH!! Play sports you enjoy because you'll eventually transform into the ball! Also vegetables are not actually healthy, they are just there for earth aesthetic In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's the stupidest thing the most intelligent person in your life believes?”New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Yea Jacob is never going to find out what I did to his toilet :| and unfortunately I accidentally turned your grandma into funko pop…sowwy :((In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's the worst fuck up you've had that you'll admit on your deathbed?”New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

The only way to know if your oxygen tank is working is to hook it up to a carton of cigarettes! Did you know that you can even choose condiments as your side drink in your next meal from McDonalds! Also remember children need their daily doses of caffeine directly injected into their bloodstream In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's the most unhealthy thing you've seen a human do?”New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

I can't believe I have to say this but geese and monkeys are not your friends! Also, don't steal from baseball pitchers because you will feel it…in your headIn this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's the worst case of "fuck around, find out" you have ever seen?”New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

No your wifi doesn't follow you around. Also, no wind is not the trees just trying to rizz up the ground and finally the government is not stealing your data, you just forgot your phone password. In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What was your"I can't believe I have to explain this to an adult" moment?”New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

I have a no music or podcast policy in drives longer than 2 hours. Having wet feet is actually healthy for you! I love having animals around, that why I taxidermic my past 17 pets!In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What mundane activities are you convinced are a sign of a serial killer or psychopath?”New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

No it's totally cool I don't even drink coffee at work! No I absolutely would love your leftovers from the group BBQ!   No trust me I didn't even want to be in the photo anyways!In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What are examples of 'being picked last in gym class' as an adult?”New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

You mean we stopped giving away free meat because I was selling the rotten stuff in the back alley? What do you mean no more corporate credit cards?? I needed a spray tan for this meeting!!In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What was ruined for everyone by one person being an idiot?”New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Don't you miss the cigarette haze? Or if I wrote your number down wrong I would never see you again? Or maybe learning the cure for depression is just taking a nice hike? In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “Everyone always talks about how good the 90's were. What was bad about the 90's?”New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Did someone pretend to be a helpless grandma just to rob you at gun point? Did your European friends not understand they were talking to Cartel members? Or did you think you'd reach your demise by hanging out with communists in Brazil? In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's your most terrifying "we need to leave NOW" moment you've ever experinced?”New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Oh did we not tell you we were bring you on as a slave? Dangggg yea sorry but there's a bathroom fee of $5! Also you have to look out and sell to widows!!In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “People who quit their jobs on the first day what made you say, "I'm done with this?”New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Everybody knows you have to claim the child otherwise it's not yours! OMG you are so hot after I paralyzed you! Trust me…I know best…and your mom doesn't love youIn this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's the biggest "Nah I'm out" moment you had on a date?”New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Do they consistently leave a little bit of juice left in the glass? Need it to be the temperature of the North Pole? Or do they have craving for snacks that really nobody considers a snack?In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's the weirdest thing you've discovered about your partner only after moving in with together?”New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Bro don't freak out murder is not what it used to be! Can I be served the cut of steak most resembling a human thigh? But you can relax filming you in the bathroom is great cause its going viral!!In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's the most messed up thing someone has confessed to you in confidence?”New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Now remember nap time with Grandma doesn't end at sixteen! Bathroom toiletries are for aesthetic purposes only!! And we don't drink water…only refreshing Coca-Cola In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's a weird rule you had in your home growing up?” New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Do you cringe every time you see a glass of milk? Does the sound of someone eating make you want to lock yourself in a basement? Or are you repulsed by the sound of someone sharing your air? In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What do you find disgusting but other people don't?” New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Did your theatric jump off the bus end in broken knees? Did you try to tell your crush you like her by making her faceplate in front of the entire class? Or did you think it was a good idea to snort an entire bag of pop rocks?  In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “People who let their intrusive thoughts win, what did you do?” New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Yooooo bro I dare you break all your arms and legs! I dare you to run around this party naked bro, everyone's gonna love it!! Man there no way you drink that vat of acid!! You're crazy man!! In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's the craziest dare you did or or seen someone do in a game of Truth or Dare?” New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Probably a red flag to rejoiced at the death of your cat :| Did they wake you up with the smell of their skidmarks? Or did their lack of gun safety kind of a major turn off?  In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “If you have ever felt disgusted by a partner you had, why?” New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Is the date considered over when that bit of spit goes flying? Is it a universal fact that we all ignore it when we see someone do something embarrassing? And who taught us that if we leave our leg out of the blanket it's an invitation for bed monsters? In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What weird little thing do we all do or experience but no one talks about?” New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Note to self: no “hand” expressions when talking to someone who has NO HANDS! I'm all about healthy relationships, my girlfriend told me it would be immoral to break up with her! And looking for a good salesman, I'll sell all your crypto for half off!!  In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's your favourite "Oops I just really f*cked up" moment?” New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

I know I wasn't supposed to run that red light but it was in God's plan that I T-boned that biker! I know this hydrochloric acid says DO NOT DRINK but damn I bet it's spicy! In my personal opinion trash compactors should know I'm a human and not crush me! In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's the stupidest thing you've seen someone do despite being expressly told not to do it?” New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

No that million dollar transfer into my account was a bonus!! Obviously! I promise we gotta guy all the cable boxes cause these things are never going outta style! Customers also love to hear that the products suck and don't work! In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's the fastest way you've seen a CEO ruin a company?” New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Did uncle Terry try to pass off his racism as “politics”? Someone thought pets welcome meant they could bring their pet parrot? Or did your cousins girlfriend decide the leftovers would look better in her fridge? In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What ruined your thanksgiving?” New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Bad yelp review because the hotel didn't pass the “vibe check”? Got upset because there were no late night rubber duckie deliveries? Or zipped up their kid in a suitcase for a shot to win it all?  In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “Hotel receptionists, who was the most horrible guest you have ever had?” New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Don't use the bathroom because I don't flush! Other than the trips to the hospital, bugs are delicious! My brother is cool, liked to trap himself in barrels but he's cool! In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What is the most disturbing thing you've heard said casually?” New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Dirty underwear on the counter? They thought a normal pet would be an eagle? Covered their windows with garbage bags to "save money"? In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What is a red flag to see in someone's home?” New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Did you mistake your child for a gremlin? Almost lose your life to a guy looking for his bag of bones? Or did you try to turn getting killed by a ghost into a pizza party? In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's the scariest thing you've ever seen in yourb life that you can't explain?” New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Did someone take scaring the shit out of them a bit too seriously? Did you not realize that they actually can't kill you with a chainsaw? Or did you get scared by a little kid with a middle finger? In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “Scare actors, what's something a guest did that almost completely made you break character?” New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Great way to get call times down, just hang up! Don't want to liable for workplace injury, delete all existing footage! Want to know if your child is gifted, well let's see the finances first!

Was breathing on the date a little too much? No iPhone, no date? Oh you speak Italian, this isn't going to work out.  In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's the pettiest reason you won't date someone?” New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Does being axed by your own daughter means it's the best Christmas Ever?! Does being a future CEO mean poisoning your co-workers? Doesn't everyone's Grandpa have no fingerprints or identifiable features?  In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What disgusting secret did you find out about someone?” New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Was their definition of “cool” pooping on the baseball diamond? Tried to convince you that eating flies is part of well balanced diet? Or kickstart his business career by taking out his teeth?  In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What did the "weird kid" in your school do that you'll never forget?” New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Yea those call charges…I think you better talk to your husband. I know you wanted a raise but you almost decapitated me with the forklift. I'm sorry bro but I really don't think Kimika is leaving Japan to be your wife In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's the worst "I hate to break it to you" moment you've had with someone?” New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Louis Vuitton baby shoes are an investment! It's not gambling when you know your 17 leg parlay is going to hit! And if I pay for one more Scientology course I'll learn how to manage my money!  In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's the biggest waste of money you've ever seen people spend?” New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Did they think pranking someone meant shooting at them and missing? Great idea to pour sulphuric acid on the football field? Or did it take them only a few Audi's to learn how to drive?  In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What is the dumbest way the popular kid screwed up their life?” New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Did your aunt collet photos of famous portraits privates? Did your uncle confess where he buried his wife on his deathbed? Or Your brother flex on you that he had a different dad with a cooler job? In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's a NSFW scandal in your family?” New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Did not believe the North Pole was a real place? Did they try to phone in a vaccine appointment? Or did someone try to “take the train to Europe” from America?  In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What couldn't you believe you had to explain to another adult?” New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Were they the child in an internet meme? Secretly father a dozen children? Or did they decide to tell you after a bet that they were an international bowling champion?  In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's the dumbest thing you've heard a single person say/do that made you think "ah, that's why they're single?” New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Did your bro hit he griddy after unfairly beating her in billiards? Try to sell their cat MULTIPLE times? Or did they decide meeting people from craigslist was a great first date idea? In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's the dumbest thing you've heard a single person say/do that made you think "ah, that's why they're single?” New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Are you an airline mechanic with no work experience? Did you have to gaslight a teacher into believing you handed something in? Or that the US government is planning to release an online dating service with all our info? In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's a secret that you think would shock everyone if it came out?” New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Did your dad assume that Iguanas were capable of gratefulness? Did your friend not wear their seatbelt just to "keep up their rep"? Or did they ruin their sports career over an incident of petty rage? In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's the best way you've seen someone screw themselves over?” New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Did you find out the hard way after flipping off a stranger? Maybe you got a little too relaxed with the table saw? Or learn that the wild animals won't always be grateful to their rescue? In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What, due to experience, do you know not to mess with?” New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Did try to impress a girl by snapping your shin bone in half? Tag your boss in a mean tweet? Or think you were gifted with the abilities of Spider-Man and thought you could climb a building with no harness? In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “Redditors who fucked around and found out, what did you find and do you regret it?” New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Did they think it was “chill” to smoke a fat blunt before work? Hit on other employees during a zoom call? Or maybe even take a snooze during orientation?  In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's the quickest you've seen a new co-worker get fired?” New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Did their parents make pay for the family's dinner? Make you go to the bathroom outside? Or maybe they made you admire a plaster cast of their wife's naked body instead of watching TV? In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What was the strangest rule you had to follow at a friend's house?” New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes

Did they think a hysterectomy makes you smooth like a barbie-doll down there? Did they think parking on the grass was going to poke holes in your tires? Or maybe they were convinced that wasps are just angry bees? In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What was your "I'm dating/married to a fucking idiot" Moment?” New episodes every Tuesday @8 AST Follow @redditasksuspodcast on instagram and Tik Tok to watch clips, receive updates on guests and new episodes