Rumble in the Morning

Stupid News 8am 5-12-2026 …Finally, an app to track the Apocalypse …Those 2,200 Ants are worth over $200K …Sometimes He Likes to Let It Out to Get Some Sun

Digital Drama 5-12-2026 …“Distraction” is a the word “Losers” use when they can't win the argument …How much Door Dash and Uber Eats is Too Much?

Do you need a Mother's Day Re-do?

Stupid News 6am 5-12-2026 …Someone get that family some lounge chairs …Chud the Racist has been arrested …Heart Beating too Fast? Try a Finger Up Your Butt

Sports with Rod 5-12-2026 …Dillion Brooks is the Biggest Douche in the NBA …The Yankees couldn't hold the Mayo …Skeletor Tuesday

News with for Sean 5-12-2026 …Hantavirus, Hackers and Gas Prices

Random Facts for Tuesday 5-12-2026

Stupid News Extra 5-12-2026 …Hacker Gets 3 High Speed Trains to Stop

What's on Craigslist? 5-11-2026

Great Bands with Big Hits, but Never Reached Number One

Societal Norms People are Now Ditching

Stupid News 8am 5-8-2026 …The World's Most Expensive Apartment …He ran over Her Chicken in front of her kids …He Created a Great Award and Present it to Himself

There, I said it 5-8-2026

The News You Missed 5-8-2026 …The Pope Will Not Abandon Vatican's Uranium Enrichment Program

Stupid News 6am 5-8-2026 …2 Alligators Broke into her house and fought each other …He just loves stealing Panties …Just a Bad Look for the Humane Society of Tacoma

Sports with Rod 5-8-2026 …F** FIFA and their World Cup Ticket Prices …Soap Opera Friday

News with for Sean 5-8-2026 …Cyber Attacks and Tote Bags

Random Facts for Friday 5-8-2026

Stupid News Extra 5-8-2026 …Kids will always find a way around an obstacle

Stupid News 8am 5-7-2026 …You Can't Make a Dead Man Pay a Toll …In theory their plan should have worked …Grandpa had a Cache of 100-year-old Explosives

Fesshole 5-7-2026 ...More Scandalous Online Confessions

It's Tourism Week, but is anyone going anywhere?

Stupid News 6am 5-7-2026 …South Africa changes it's AI Policy …She Tattooed a Toddler …He Donated His Mom's Body to Science and Kaboom!

Sports with Rod 5-7-2026 …Horse Load Management is a Thing …What is Dry Humping in Baseball …That Mike Vrabel, he's a rascal

News with for Sean 5-7-2026 …What is the Deal with these Fake Tomatoes?

Random Facts for Thursday 5-7-2026

Stupid News Extra 5-7-2026 …The Giant Dong Spider Species

Welcome to the Internet 5-6-2026 …What was the very best year ever in Pop Culture? …Jon likes farting in Public …What if Linkin Park performed Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball?

Stupid News 8am 5-6-2026 …Former Disgruntled Amazon Driver Sought Revenge …It's a Against the Law in Russia to promote anything Gay …Former DoorDash Driver just wanted you to smash the like button

F My Life 5-6-2026

Stupid News 6am 5-6-2026 …Another Parent races onto a field and attacks a kid …You know, Firefighters need to access hydrants to fight fires …The Not-So-Secret Service Agent

The All-Time Greatest Cereal Box Prizes

Sports with Rod 5-6-2026 …Is Aaron Rodgers in Virginia Beach? …Can we please not add more teams to the College Football Playoffs …No Run support for Shohei Ohtani

News with for Sean 5-6-2026 …Noodle: The Thinkers Convention in Newport News Now Free

Random Facts for Wednesday 5-6-2026

Stupid News Extra 5-6-2026 …Dog Shoots Man in the Back (or did he?)

Stupid News 8am 5-5-2026 …Yes, your drone landed in our yard, but it's kind of burned …Finally, after 30 Years it got a proper sendoff …Sex with a Trash Can is ok, but don't eat what's in it

Digital Drama 5-5-2026 …Nerds argue over Star Wars Movies …Taco Tuesday lands on Cinco De Mayo and All Hell Breaks Loose

5E: Stupid News 6am 5-5-2026 …Robot Bebop not happy to have battery taken out …You know, the Birds will always crap near where they eat …Perverts who do Perverting Things will be Prosecuted

Happy Cinco De Mayo

Sports with Rod 5-5-2026 …Shocker in San Antonio …The Knicks are Smoking …Rest in Peace John Sterling (You were One of the Greats) …Skeletor Tuesday

News with for Sean 5-5-2026 …You can forget about going to the Carnival

Highest Grossing Film Directors

Random Facts for Tuesday 5-5-2026

Stupid News Extra 5-5-2026 …The Firefighters Fired over Waterboarding

Stupid News 8am 5-1-2026 … Another problem in Wuhan, China …You really need to Tip the Pizza Delivery Guy or Gal …Nobody puts Princess in a Parking Lot

What's on Craigslist? 5-4-2026 …Concerned Dog Owner Seeking Happier Human for His Dog …M4W: Can't do it with an Ugly Person …Man seeking to Trick woman by briefly renting nice home with hot tub …For Sale: The Epstein Coconut

May the 4th Be with You

These are the Top Ten Biggest Box Office Movies Ever (Adjusted for Inflation)

Stupid News 6am 5-1-2026 …He wasn't trying to take upskirt photos, it was an accident …That was a weird announcement to hear at 4am …Fly the Drippy Wet Skies

Sports with Rod 5-1-2026 …Pistons get it done …Sports Personalities who love Staar Wars …The History Boy Does it Again!