Rumble in the Morning

Stupid News 8am 5-14-2026 …Sex Toy Company Busts the Case Wide Open …Japan's new way of stopping Bear Attacks is awesome

Fesshole 5-14-2028

Stupid News 6am 5-14-2026 …It was The Last Thing the Bachelorette Party Wanted to See …Oh, There's the Problem. Right There, that Dead Body …Being a Diamond Club

Now here is an interesting concept. Non-Wedding Crashers Seat Fillers

Sports with Rod 5-14-2026 …Stupid Pistons …Nothing Wild about Minnesota …Tiger is back …Thinking Inward with Kaleem

News with for Sean 5-14-2026 … Nobody is Reading about the Current Reading Recession

Random Facts for Thursday 5-14-2026

Stupid News Extra 5-14-2026 …They Fixed the Hole in the Road by Putting Their Truck In It

F My Life 5-13-2028

Stupid News 8am 5-13-2026 …Item one has been edited quite a bit because of Tom Jones copyrighted music playing in the background …Need to Cheat on an Exam? Get some AI Glasses …Can't claim damages if you weren't fired

Welcome to the Internet 5-13-2026 … Dad forced to order a “Pinkity Drinkity” …For Josh, Life is Good …Things Kyle did this week that made his girlfriend angry

Stupid News 6am 5-13-2026 …All You Can Vomit …Crazy story about a car in a museum getting ticketed …Ask for the Jaythan Diamond Collection by Name

Sports with Rod 5-13-2026 … Wembanyama returns and wreaks havoc …Rory is Watching …Worst Joke Wednesday

News with for Sean 5-13-2026 …College Graduates Don't Like Cold Hard Facts about Artificial Intelligence

Random Facts for Wednesday 5-13-2026

Stupid News Extra 5-13-2026 …She is 28, but Loves Being in High School

Stupid News 8am 5-12-2026 …Finally, an app to track the Apocalypse …Those 2,200 Ants are worth over $200K …Sometimes He Likes to Let It Out to Get Some Sun

Digital Drama 5-12-2026 …“Distraction” is a the word “Losers” use when they can't win the argument …How much Door Dash and Uber Eats is Too Much?

Do you need a Mother's Day Re-do?

Stupid News 6am 5-12-2026 …Someone get that family some lounge chairs …Chud the Racist has been arrested …Heart Beating too Fast? Try a Finger Up Your Butt

Sports with Rod 5-12-2026 …Dillion Brooks is the Biggest Douche in the NBA …The Yankees couldn't hold the Mayo …Skeletor Tuesday

News with for Sean 5-12-2026 …Hantavirus, Hackers and Gas Prices

Random Facts for Tuesday 5-12-2026

Stupid News Extra 5-12-2026 …Hacker Gets 3 High Speed Trains to Stop

What's on Craigslist? 5-11-2026

Great Bands with Big Hits, but Never Reached Number One

Societal Norms People are Now Ditching

Stupid News 8am 5-8-2026 …The World's Most Expensive Apartment …He ran over Her Chicken in front of her kids …He Created a Great Award and Present it to Himself

There, I said it 5-8-2026

The News You Missed 5-8-2026 …The Pope Will Not Abandon Vatican's Uranium Enrichment Program

Stupid News 6am 5-8-2026 …2 Alligators Broke into her house and fought each other …He just loves stealing Panties …Just a Bad Look for the Humane Society of Tacoma

Sports with Rod 5-8-2026 …F** FIFA and their World Cup Ticket Prices …Soap Opera Friday

News with for Sean 5-8-2026 …Cyber Attacks and Tote Bags

Random Facts for Friday 5-8-2026

Stupid News Extra 5-8-2026 …Kids will always find a way around an obstacle

Stupid News 8am 5-7-2026 …You Can't Make a Dead Man Pay a Toll …In theory their plan should have worked …Grandpa had a Cache of 100-year-old Explosives

Fesshole 5-7-2026 ...More Scandalous Online Confessions

It's Tourism Week, but is anyone going anywhere?

Stupid News 6am 5-7-2026 …South Africa changes it's AI Policy …She Tattooed a Toddler …He Donated His Mom's Body to Science and Kaboom!

Sports with Rod 5-7-2026 …Horse Load Management is a Thing …What is Dry Humping in Baseball …That Mike Vrabel, he's a rascal

News with for Sean 5-7-2026 …What is the Deal with these Fake Tomatoes?

Random Facts for Thursday 5-7-2026

Stupid News Extra 5-7-2026 …The Giant Dong Spider Species

Welcome to the Internet 5-6-2026 …What was the very best year ever in Pop Culture? …Jon likes farting in Public …What if Linkin Park performed Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball?

Stupid News 8am 5-6-2026 …Former Disgruntled Amazon Driver Sought Revenge …It's a Against the Law in Russia to promote anything Gay …Former DoorDash Driver just wanted you to smash the like button

F My Life 5-6-2026

Stupid News 6am 5-6-2026 …Another Parent races onto a field and attacks a kid …You know, Firefighters need to access hydrants to fight fires …The Not-So-Secret Service Agent

The All-Time Greatest Cereal Box Prizes

Sports with Rod 5-6-2026 …Is Aaron Rodgers in Virginia Beach? …Can we please not add more teams to the College Football Playoffs …No Run support for Shohei Ohtani

News with for Sean 5-6-2026 …Noodle: The Thinkers Convention in Newport News Now Free

Random Facts for Wednesday 5-6-2026