Rumble in the Morning

Stupid News 10-2-2026 8am …There is a Special Place in Hell for Her …She stole Morphine from a 10-year-old Open-Heart Patient …She got Busted taking a 10 Day Sick Leave to go on a Trip …The Honest Man in Texas

There, I said it 10-2-2026

The News You Missed 10-2-2026 …And the Fattest Bear is …

You are the King of Minor Inconveniences what do you get rid of?

Stupid News 10-2-2026 6am …Want Extra Credit? …We Can Get Down If You Want …He will not be charged with Incest

Sports with Rod 10-2-2026 …Were Al Michaels and Kirk Herbstreit opening Rooting for the Browns? …The Phillies go down in flames …He-Man Friday

News with Sean 10-2-2026 …“Buy Now and Really Pay Later”

Random Facts for Friday 10-2-2026

Stupid News Extra 10-2-2026 …It was a Pretty Good Scam while it worked

Stupid News 10-1-2026 8am …Fuji Cocaine just sounds better …Unbelievable Discovery in the Netherlands …They Really Should Do a Better Job Cleaning their Hotel Rooms

Fesshole 10-1-2026

Stupid News 10-1-2026 6am … There is an Embarrassing Typo on the Artificial Intelligence Agreement …Goodness, Gracious, Great Ball of Hair …Again, We Should Not Be Willing to Turn Over Anything to AI

Let's Go to the Phones: What is the Dumb Reason You Have a Scar?

Can You Turn Someone Gay?

Southern Phrases that will Help You Fit In

Sports with Rod 10-1-2026 …Why you should root for the White Sox …The NFL Admits to Screwing the Rams …Be the Thermostat

News with Sean 10-1-2026 …They Really Botched the Execution

Random Facts for Thursday 10-1-2026

Stupid News Extra 10-1-2026 …Legs akimbo

Welcome to the Internet 9-30-2026 … What if Porky Pig played Liam Neeson's Role in “Taken” …McConaughey recites lyrics of “Hey Ya” by Outkast …If Soundgarden did “I want it that Way” …And, the Un-Needed Piano Solo

Stupid News 9-30-2026 8am …Want a Self-Driving Car? You can buy a DIY Kit for $1K …She hurled a Jar of Vegan Mayo into the car …High School Theater Students told they can't present the Musical, Flash Dance

F My life 9-30-2026

Stupid News 9-30-2026 6am …Looking for a place to Take a Dump? Look on Google Earth …If Kroger is closed, you can over ram your car into the doors …She Exposed Her Weapons?

Political Ads Are Very Negative (Especially the ones made by Russian AI Bots)

At What Age Do You Stop Partying All Night?

Sports with Rod 9-30-2026 …Rice Rice Baby for the Yankees …Can you hear the Fans Fernando? …Worse Joke Wednesday with Two Brits from How to Kill and Hour

News with Sean 9-30-2026 …Person Arrested at NOB after a Bomb Threat …Military Leadership Shakeup Coming …

Random Facts for Wednesday 9-30-2026

Stupid News Extra 9-30-2026 …Monkeys in Japan now forming gangs and attacking

Stupid News 9-28-2026 8am …The Amazon Driver was Peeing like he was putting out a fire …Not what you want to find in your Chicken Sandwich ever ..The Time of Your NOT Life

Digital Drama 9-29-2026 …Her Husband is into Some Freaky Porn

Stupid News 9-28-2026 6am …Anytime someone it's getting Feces Dumped on them, it should be classified as a Hate Crime …He Repeatedly Rammed His Car into the Bank …She could not have been pleasuring herself because she was sleeping

But it was supposed to be the NEXT BIG THING

Sports with Rod 9-28-2026 …I will tell you where the Penis is! It's at Citi Field and it's name is David Stearns …Really Bad Loss for the Eagles …Skeletor Tuesday

News with Sean 9-28-2026 …How much are we now spending on gas?

When does the Average America Utter His/Her First Curse Word of the Day?

Random Facts for Tuesday 9-29-2026

Stupid News Extra 9-29-2026 …Look at all the Coy Fish

Stupid News 9-28-2026 8am …It was a Really Bad Time to have a Stroke …Of Course, We Were All Cheering for the Elephants …You know what this room needs? A Crane Falling through It

What's on Craigslist 9-28-2026 …SWF: Needs Good Looking Pretend Husband for Reunion …Grandma Loved Taxidermied Rodents …Missed Connection: “Our Eyes Locked When the Cops Walked You Out in Cuffs"

Stupid News 9-28-2026 6am …Diehard Pokémon Collected Convicted of Stalking …How dare someone urinate the grave of Father Blagg …The Man with the Whistling Scrotum

Eff with your friends with “Completely Made-Up Facts that Sound Real”

Great Ready for an American Girl Doll from Every State

Happy Stupid Question Day

Sports with Rod 9-28-2026 …Seems like JJ Watt does not care for Stephen A Smith …Jalen Brunson did a good job hosting SNL …AI Aaron Rodgers admits something we already knew

News with Sean 9-28-2026 …The Space X Rocket going up Today is Quite Girthy

Random Facts for Monday 9-28-2026

Stupid News Extra 9-28-2026 …If Gabe had seen it, he would have yelled, Trash!

There I said it! 9-25-2026

More Fantastic Mini Clips …. The Mini Clip Show 9-25-2026

“I knew I was getting divorced when …”