Rumble in the Morning

Stupid News 1-9-2026 8am ...The ol' leech in the bladder treatment ...Yeah, that will play well with the judge ...So 50 sheep walk into a grocery store

News You Missed 1-9-2026 …What is in a McDonald's McRib?

There, I said it! 1-9-2026

Stupid News 1-9-2026 6am …He has Stolen Bones from over 100 Tombs …That is not just Crack, it's Crack Crack …Food to Die For

Sports with Rod 1-9-2026 …Did the Ravens get Dolphins Head Coach Mike McDaniel Fired? …Aaron Rodgers loves Mike T …Middle-Aged Amy has some thoughts

News with Sean 1-9-2026 …The Greenbrier Mall might be getting the Biggest Costco Ever

Random Facts for Friday 1-8-2026

Stupid News Extra 1-9-2026 …She Lost Her Noodles

Shower Thoughts 1-8-2026

Stupid News 1-8-2026 8am …She was just trying to be a Mermaid …13-year-old boy in Japan drops out of school to focus on his E Sports Career …He's Literally Hung like a Horse

Things that were Socially Acceptable in the 90's, but not today

License Plates Rejected by the Florida DMV

Stupid News 1-8-2026 6am …OnlyFans Models from other countries are coming to America …So a Dude and His Horse walk into a Target in NYC …Whoever Stole the Walrus Penis Bone, Please Bring It Back

Sports with Rod 1-8-2026 …Mike Tomlin and Jim Harbaugh comment on John Harbaugh getting fired …Thinking Inward with Kaleem

News with Sean 1-8-2026 …Why see a doctor when you got ChatGPT?

Random Facts for Thursday 1-8-2026

Stupid News Extra 1-7-2026 …If It Evokes the Thought Process, It's Art

Stupid News 1-7-2026 8am …The Stole a Half Million Bucks in Tip Money …He only Speaks Fluent Spanish after Surgery …FYI, Urinating on People from a Rooftop is Illegal

Welcome to the Internet 1-7-2026 … A Not-So Fun Fact for Gen Xers …JoJo will never wear a diaper …When your Netflix Password gets shared too many times …If the Stevie Nicks song “Landslide” was about an actual “Landslide”

F My Life 1-7-2026

Stupid News 1-7-2026 6am …While she was giving birth, her Ex stole her car …The DoD warns Canada to stop sending Butt Plugs to Bahrain

These are Predictions made in the 1950's about Life in the 2000's

Wickedly Popular in 2006 but Now Obsolete

Sports with Rod 1-7-2026 …What are the Ravens doing?

News with Sean 1-7-2026 …We want to buy Greenland, so give us a price

Random Facts for Tuesday 1-7-2026

Stupid News Extra 1-7-2026 …This whole thing could have been avoided by just not having an affair

Stupid News 1-6-2026 8am …7-year-old Porch Pirate gets his just desserts …He was hiding his gun under his fake boobs

Digital Drama 1-6-2026 …Lisa needs some action …Lena says to take the Christmas Decorations down already

And the Oxford Dictionary Word of the Year is …

Stupid News 1-6-2026 6am …Marriage Rate in China dropped dramatically in 2025 …Mail Carrier goes to great links to stop a Would-be Porch Pirate …Of course he's not a Mail Man

How long would it take for your cat to forget who you are?

Sports with Rod 1-6-2026 …Which NFL Head Coaches are still in Danger of Being Fired? …Former Ravens Player is Pretty Angry over that Missed Field Goal …Skeletor Tuesday

News with Sean 1-6-2026 …The Robots are Coming

Random Facts for Tuesday 1-6-2026

Stupid News Extra 1-6-2026 …Enough with Firing Guns straight up into the air

Stupid News 1-5-2026 8am ...Trying to open a gay club in Pakistan ...A psychic that comes with a guarantee ...Tired of Squatters? This might be your guy

Stupid News 1-5-2026 6am …Police Officer Accused of Shape-Shifting into a Frog …She just loves setting fires …People Suck

What's on Craigslist 1-5-2026 …He's got Extra Cats. Who wants one? …For Sale: Giant Inflatable Elephant …For Sale: Christmas Gifts he didn't want …Adult Movies for Sale. Just $2 Bucks

Sports with Rod 1-5-2026 …Joe Burrow went down quicker than a bucked-toothed groupie backstage at an Aerosmith Concert …Can the Steelers win the Super Bowl? Well, if you can call that a Sack for Myles Garrett than I guess, yes, they can

News with Sean 1-5-2026 …Get Ready for the Golden Fleet

That's Quite a Carrot

Here's the list of weird stuff we left in the Uber Ride in 2025

Random Facts for Monday 1-5-2026

Stupid News Extra 1-5-2026 …D**khead Neighbor Finally Arrested

There, I said it! 1-2-2026

Stupid News 1-2-2026 8am …Fool Me Once …Taking a Bite out of a Toilet Seat is Gross and Impressive at the same time …She works 28 hours a day

These are the Words and Phrases that need to go away in 2026

Stupid News 1-2-2026 6am …Dumb Door Dash Driver …He Saved Disney from a Massive Lawsuit …In China, you can't smoke in the Mall Bathrooms anymore

Changes at the Post Office in 2026

Sports with Rod 1-2-2026 …Whoa Nellie! Indiana gave Alabama a Good Tea-Bagging …Fake Mike Tomlin seems a little nervous …Sheriff Gatlin breaks it down