Rumble in the Morning

Stupid News 4-9-2026 8am …CIA successfully used a “Ghost Mummer” for the first time …I don't know why she snorted a fly …He rented his Airbnb out to 5 people, but they had invited 800 others to swing by

Fesshole 4-9-2026

Turns out that Michael Jackson's new Biopic Stinks

Stupid News 4-9-2026 6am …Not Everything Goes in Florida …60lb Girl Deadlifts 180lb …Turns out the Shroud of Turin is not what think it is

Sports with Rod 4-9-2026 …Questions arise regarding Tiger Woods' Accident …The War is Over! The PGA Crushed Liv Golf …Thanks Kaleem

News with Sean 4-9-2026 …Kit Kat Bars new being shipped out with Armored Escorts …That Ceasefire isn't going as planned

Random Facts for Thursday 4-9-2026

Stupid News Extra 4-9-2026 …The Greatest First World Hotel is …

Rumble chats with Comedian Charlie Berens ahead of his show on Friday, 4-17-2026 at the Sandler Center

Welcome to the Internet 4-8-2026 …Men are Gross …Garron “The Irishman” tries Girl Scout Cookies for the first time …The Random Golf Pairing … The Most Incredible Cover of Sade's “Smooth Operator”

Stupid News 4-8-2026 8am …He found a Sword from the Crusades …Why do you need a manager's approval for that …He found the Gold, but went to prison without revealing where it is

F My Life 4-8-2026

Stupid News 4-8-2026 6am …Is it Fried Chicken or Ice Cream? …Driving Recklessly is his thing …Nutella in Space

Sports with Rod 4-8-2026 …What do you mean they already a started coverage of The Masters …There's one thing about a Manger/Umpire Argument that's just Gross

News with Sean 4-8-2026 … Poor Kanye can't catch a break

Random Facts for Wednesday 4-8-2026

Stupid News Extra 4-8-2026 …Was he or was he not Teleported into the Waffle House?

Stupid News 4-7-2026 6am …They found Human Remains on the Easter Egg Hunt …Happy National Beaver Day …It's Penis Time in Japan

Digital Drama 4-7-2026 …Are Exorcisms on the rise? …Derek does not believe anything is real

Stupid News 4-7-2026 6am …They found Human Remains on the Easter Egg Hunt …Happy National Beaver Day …It's Penis Time in Japan

More Stupid Warning Labels

Sports with Rod 4-7-2026 …Jim Nantz says to listen to your Heart …The Big Dumper finally explodes …Skeletor Tuesday

News with Sean 4-7-2026 …Warning: More Income Tax Scams

Random Facts for Tuesday 4-7-2026

Stupid News Extra 4-7-2026 …He stole over a million dollars in Cellphones

Stupid News 4-6-2026 8am …She was booted off the City Council for using an AI Photo of her herself …Pamela has been arrested 15 times since January 1st …China has a human remains problem

What's on Craigslist? 4-6-2026 …Will Trade Soul for Tank of Gas …Free Jars of Belly Lint …For Sale: Full Size Original Animatronic Chuck E Cheese and Band …For Sale: Gentle Used Pre-Owned Artificial Hip

These are Boomer Opinions that we all can agree on

Stupid News 4-6-2026 6am …They were engraving messages for their enemies on bullets over 2,100 years ago …The Fairfax Naked Burglar Strikes Again …You've heard of Elf on a Shelf; this is not that

The Top 10 Movies with Zero Down Time (in other words, don't leave your seat)

Sports with Rod 4-6-2026 …We are getting ready for The Masters on CBS …Cooper Flagg goes into the Record Books …Be a Man Monday

News with Sean 4-6-2026 …Would you like to train the Android Butlers of the Future?

Random Facts for Monday 4-3-2026

Stupid News Extra 4-6-2026 …The Entitled Influencer gets no sympathy

There, I said it 4-3-2026

The News You Missed 4-3-2026 …Instead of driving why not walk over

Stupid News 4-3-2026 8am …The Burbon has subtle hints of hot dog water … Rapunzel, Rapunzel, the Crows are eating your hair …11,000-year-old statue of man holding his penis has been found

Sports with Rod 4-3-2026 …Should Ticketmaster have the same flat fee for all ticket sales? (The Answer is Eff Yes, they should)

News with Sean 4-3-2026 …Dinosaur Handbags

Random Facts for Friday 4-3-2026

Stupid News Extra 4-3-2026 …They were running the “Old Buy Gold” Scam

Confessions from the Fesshole 4-2-2026

Stupid News 4-2-2026 8am ...For that kind of money it better be DELICIOUS ...18 mph over gets you a $140,000 fine?! ...A car with upholstery that will need the lotion in the basket

Stupid News 4-2-2026 6am ...When you have to evict someone FROM THE HOSPITAL ...Nana and her firefighters ...Chocolate with an unexpected "boost" for the fellas

Post- April Fools Day 4-2-2026

Sports with Rod 4-2-2026

News with Sean 4-2-2026 ...The President addresses the Nation and Artemis II has left the planet!

Random Facts to know and share for 4-2-2026

Stupid News 4-1-2026 8am … The Toe Sucker sentenced to 6 years …He accidently kidnapped a 2-year-old …Just a Horrible Way to Treat Roofers

This is Probably the Greatest Episode of Welcome to the Internet Ever

F My Life 4-1-2026