Rumble in the Morning

Target is making some big changes

Stupid News 3-16-2026 8am …Update on the Naked Burglar …The Penis stays on the Bear! …He really needs a course in ethics

What's on Craigslist 3-16-2026 … Thumb Wrestler will take on all comers …50 Shades of Shades …Who did I make-out with? …Who wants a Gas Nozzle right off the pump?

Stupid News 3-16-2026 6am …He shot up the place because the Karaoke Machine was broken …He refuses to be turned Gay by those Airport Scanners! …AI Soldier met with President Trump

News with Sean 3-16-2026 …Be Prepared Tornadoes Possible throughout the 757 this afternoon

Sports with Rod 3-16-2026 …How about that History Boy! …Team USA Hockey Beats Canada Again …Denny Hamlin will be a shoo-in for the Hall of Fame

Random Facts for Monday 3-16-2026

Stupid News Extra 3-16-2026 …Who's Siamese Spitting Cobra is this?

Stupid News 3-13-2026 8am …He can't help it. Walmart Parking Lots gets him going … "No, Ma'am, I need your Driver's License …First known Graffiti was in in Ancient Egypt

There, I said it! 3-13-2026

The News You Missed 3-13-2026 …. Deodorant Attack at Post Malone's House

Stupid News 3-13-2026 6am …The Badger on the Shelf …She set a New World Record for counting out loud …Why not just advertise we offer “Happy Endings”?

Is it Pet Smart or Pets Mart?

What's the smell?

Sports with Rod 3-13-2026 …Geno Smith is clearly a loser …Apple TV cannot possibly be telling the truth …Straight up Facts with Taylor Watson

News with Sean 3-13-2026 …What we know about the A**hole Terrorist who opened fire on the ODU Campus

Random Facts for Friday 3-13-2026

Stupid News Extra 3-13-2026 …Please don't take a dump on the Subway

Stupid News 3-12-2026 8am …Like Most Bigots, Her Boss was also a Moron …They tried to use a Fake Crow to Disguise the Drone. It Failed Miserably …He's a Little Long in the Testicles

Fesshole 3-12-2026

Rumble Celebrates Girl Scout Day

Stupid News 3-12-2026 6am …How did he get a Full Size Thermus up there? …Priest Arrested for Shoplifting Baseball Cards …ChatGPT Attorney at Law

Sports with Rod 3-12-2026 …Former ODU Monarchs Baseball Player Hit 3 Dingers in a WBC game last night …Caitlyn Clark and Angel Reese are now on the same team …The NFL looking to screw fans the night before Thanksgiving

News with Sean 3-12-2026 …Oil Prices not so good …Get ready for the Big Chill …FBI issues a warning for anyone trying to obtain a Zoning Permit

Random Facts for Thursday 3-12-2026

Stupid News Extra 3-12-2026 …He was Selling Fake Airplane Parts

F My Life 3-11

Stupid News 3-11-2026 8am …He was arrested for Lap Dancing Theft …The guy in Item 2 is an Idiot …We don't care what you do, but how about a heads up?

Welcome to the Internet 3-11-2026 …When your Brain is Glitchy …We are going to Hell in a Handbasket …Just how Stoned were they?

Stupid News 3-11-2026 6am …Porn Addiction Website Hacked …He Never Lets His Fake Disability Get Him Down …Seriously, we are so close to the End of the World thanks to AI

Americans are Officially OVER being asked to Tip Everyone Everywhere

Sports with Rod 3-11-2026 …A very sad Rod after Team USA loss to Italy …Bam! Bam! Bam! 83 points for Adebayo …What is wrong with Crosby?

News with Sean 3-11-2026 …Temporary Imminent Threat Curfew coming to Virginia Beach?

Random Facts for Wednesday 3-11-2026

Stupid News Extra 3-11-2026 …Say, what's in the Backpack?

Stupid News 3-10-2026 8am …The Government ordered a Restaurant Chain to change its name …He attempted to Rob the place using Google Translate …Curtis Lee busted in Texas

Digital Drama 3-10-2026 …You can choose not to file your taxes, but I would not advise it …Did Mark really see a UFO?

Stupid News 3-10-2026 6am …She has too many frogs ...Can't keep drilling in the wrong hole …South Korea's “IRS” agents make a huge bust, but unfortunately …

Why would they put that on a Warning Label

Happy National Awesomeness Day

Sports with Rod 3-10-2026 …Team USA mowing them down at the WBC …Why would Tua opt for Atlanta? …He got traded to the Jets? They must hate that guy

News with Sean 3-10-2026 …Schwarzenegger and Stallone are bringing the 80s back

Random Facts for Tuesday 3-10-2026

Stupid News Extra 3-10-2026 …Now that's how you sell Girl Scout Cookies

Stupid News 3-9-2026 8am …How did he not check to make sure the window was shut? …And the World Record for Most Teeth in a Human Head is

What's on Craigslist? 3-9-2026 …My stupid son left behind his collection of Empty Pringles Cans …Looking for 2 Fit Men to dress like Dragon Ball Z Characters …Looking for a Cannonball Run Partner …Do Not Shake the Box

Stupid News 3-9-2026 6am …Mechanical Rino from Ace Ventura: Pet Detective up for Auction …Fruity Pebbles Home Invasion …She's a “Psychic” so it's not slander, right?

Here are the Strangest Lost Luggage Items left behind at Airports

They confused a Dead Deer with Human Remains

Sports with Rod 3-9-2026 …The VT Basketball Coach is starting to lose it …Ryan Blaney stops Tyler Reddick's win streak …Be a Man Monday

News with Sean 3-9-2026 …Timothée Chalamet in no longer a complete unknown