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Happy New Year! The SNSI season four finale is finally here! We talked about RuPaul's Drag Race U.K. S2E5 “The RuRuvision Song Contest” with our very special guest Chad Westbrook! Critics are calling this episode “very good” and “worth the listen” and that it “is a good way to pass the time if you're stuck in traffic.”  Thank you for listening to our fourth season! Follow us at @sorryneverseenit_thepod on TikTok and InstagramFollow Ashley at @smashbert on Instagram and @cryptic__hottie on TikTokFollow Chloe @chloeorwhatever on Instagram and @chloe_orwhatever on TikTokFollow Katie at @katiemarovitch on Instagram, TikTok and X

The holidays are over, so get rid of your boring family and spend some time with this way more special family: THE DUGGARS! That's right, we watched 19 Kids and Counting S14: E13 "Jill's Wedding." We recommend the documentary Shiny Happy People to better understand the Duggars' beliefs. Make sure to braid your hair and cover your ankles as you listen! Follow us at @sorryneverseenit_thepod on TikTok and InstagramFollow Ashley at @smashbert on Instagram and @cryptic__hottie on TikTokFollow Chloe @chloeorwhatever on Instagram and @chloe_orwhatever on TikTokFollow Katie at @katiemarovitch on Instagram, TikTok and X

Happy holiday season to you and yours from all of us over at SNSI, Inc.! For this week's extra special holiday-themed* episode, we got to watch six dysfunctional international romances** play out on S5E7 of 90 Day Fiancé!  *The episode is not actually holiday themed.**It's hard to say if any actual romance occurred.Follow us at @sorryneverseenit_thepod on TikTok and InstagramFollow Ashley at @smashbert on Instagram and @cryptic__hottie on TikTokFollow Chloe @chloeorwhatever on Instagram and @chloe_orwhatever on TikTokFollow Katie at @katiemarovitch on Instagram, TikTok and X

In honor of the dumpster fire media circus surrounding the show this past year,  we finally watched VANDERPUMP RULES for this week's episode, specifically S5:E17 "Drag Battle." Our special guest, Ann Maddox, has a unique connection to the show, so she shared some Behind the Scenes info with us. You'll have to listen to hear it!  Follow us at @sorryneverseenit_thepod on TikTok and InstagramFollow Ashley at @smashbert on Instagram and @cryptic__hottie on TikTokFollow Chloe @chloeorwhatever on Instagram and @chloe_orwhatever on TikTokFollow Katie at @katiemarovitch on Instagram, TikTok and X

Time to backflip back to 2013, when child exploitation was reality TV's bread & butter. If your guess is that SNSI is finally covering DANCE MOMS, then congrats! You're Abby Lee Miller's #1 girl at the top of the pyramid! Who knows, maybe you'll even be picked to do a SOLO at next week's big competition, unless of course you screw it all up like a talentless crybaby! Win or lose, you can still tune in Thursday as we discuss S3E23 with special guest: WALLS TRIMBLE (@trimblenator)!Follow us at @sorryneverseenit_thepod on TikTok and InstagramFollow Ashley at @smashbert on Instagram and @cryptic__hottie on TikTokFollow Chloe @chloeorwhatever on Instagram and @chloe_orwhatever on TikTokFollow Katie at @katiemarovitch on Instagram, TikTok and X

Pack your bags cuz we're taking you on the vacation from hell. Bon voyage, bitches! It's REAL HOUSEWIVES ULTIMATE GIRLS TRIP! We watched the Season 3 finale "Phuket Me Not" to prepare for the Season 4 premiere on December 14th! You'll never look at Pepsi the same way after you see this episode… Follow us at @sorryneverseenit_thepod on TikTok and InstagramFollow Ashley at @smashbert on Instagram and @cryptic__hottie on TikTokFollow Chloe @chloeorwhatever on Instagram and @chloe_orwhatever on TikTokFollow Katie at @katiemarovitch on Instagram, TikTok and X

Welcome to the natural conclusion of a sick, desperately lonely, marriage-obsessed culture: MARRIED AT FIRST SIGHT! Only 1 of the sweet, sweet idiots is married IRL, but that won't stop us from declaring ourselves experts on the many issues afoot in Season 17 Episode 5 of MAFS. And you know what? Actually, in a way, all 3 of us ARE married. To EACH OTHER. So, yeah, we DO know what we're talking about this time. Follow us at @sorryneverseenit_thepod on TikTok and InstagramFollow Ashley at @smashbert on Instagram and @cryptic__hottie on TikTokFollow Chloe @chloeorwhatever on Instagram and @chloe_orwhatever on TikTokFollow Katie at @katiemarovitch on Instagram, TikTok and X

HELLO EARTHLINGS! In the words of SNSI #1 fan, David Bowie, "Take your protein pills and put your helmet on," because this week's star-studded episode is going to take you out of this world. We watched S1E4 of Stars on Mars. Spoiler Alert: The stars weren't actually on Mars. They were just in Australia. We were disappointed too.Follow us at @sorryneverseenit_thepod on TikTok and InstagramFollow Ashley at @smashbert on Instagram and @cryptic__hottie on TikTokFollow Chloe @chloeorwhatever on Instagram and @chloe_orwhatever on TikTokFollow Katie at @katiemarovitch on Instagram, TikTok and X

Much like a septuagenarian with a heart of gold, bravely returning to the dating scene for one more chance at love, Your Three Clowns are BACK after months of dramatic self-reflection. American has a new sweetheart: GERRY! And we have a new season premiere ep: THE GOLDEN BACHELOR, S1E1! Follow us at @sorryneverseenit_thepod on TikTok and InstagramFollow Ashley at @smashbert on Instagram and @cryptic__hottie on TikTokFollow Chloe @chloeorwhatever on Instagram and @chloe_orwhatever on TikTokFollow Katie at @katiemarovitch on Instagram, TikTok and X

For their Season 3 finale, the three idiots welcome a very special guest Dan Perlman (@danjperlman on instagram) onto the podcast to discuss a reality show close to Dan's heart: TOO HOT TO HANDLE. They discuss whether anyone is really too hot to handle, and Dan decides which of the hosts have gotten hotter with age.

This week, guest host Catherine McCafferty (@catherine_mccaff on Instagram) walks the three idiots through the *very* flirty Season 1, episode 5 of LOVE TRIP: PARIS, an episode entitled "Love the Way You Lie" and everyone turns into francophile freaks. Ooh-la-la! 

We take on the greatest reality TV dynasty known to humanity. Not only did we watch Season 8, Episode 1 of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, but we also watched Season 2, Episode 9 of The Kardashians. Did it cost us our sanity? Listen and find out!

The three buffoons watch SISTER WIVES, a show about women who are neither sisters nor wives apparently.  The special guest and resident plural marriage expert, Margaret Dubien, shares the tea on the Browns after the shitshow ending of their last season. Also, fun fact: Maggie is Chloe's sister-in-law's sister -- did you follow that? It's almost as complicated as Robyn's ideas about how Christine can officially divorce Kody.

Ashley, Chloe, and Katie venture into the incestuous fever dream that is MILF Manor with Episode 3 "Your MILF Don't Dance."

The three puny wimps enjoy a classic reality show with SURVIVOR episode 9 of Season 37 titled "Breadth-First Search" featuring Mike White, the director and writer of WHITE LOTUS. The episode has incredible gameplay, and we break it down for you.  

Ashley, Chloe, and Katie welcome another special guest Alicia Tan to watch episode 3 from Season 2 of the South Korean dating show "Single's Inferno" where the singles are more horny for gourmet food than they are for each other. 

For our third season's second episode, the three silly gooses went with a listener's recommendation and watched WHODUNNIT, a reality show that's like if the board game Clue came to life. The episode was Season 1, Episode 2 "Fire Starter," and it sure got us fired up. 

On their season 3 premiere, the three numbskulls invite special guest Alec Khan (@khanalec on Instagram, ) to help them navigate the wild waters and beards of Louisiana as they watch DUCK DYNASTY Season 2, Episode 8 "Good Morning, West Monroe." Please check out Alec's script about a horse festival that goes horribly awry a la Fyre Festival. It's very funny.   

In the season 2 finale, the three dummies welcome special guest, Paul Robalino (@paulrobalino in Twitter, @psrobalino on Instagram), to help them make sense of the end of LOVE IS BLIND Season 3. 

It was the yessed of times, it was the dressed of times. The three dummies revisit TLC's most iconic series: SAY YES TO THE DRESS Season 6, Episode 17. 

The three fools watch LOVE IS BLIND Season 3, Episode 3 and answer the fundamental question...What is your favorite big cat? 

Ashley, Chloe, and Katie watch Season 32, Episode 9 "Blood Cousins" of THE REAL WORLD and get really REAL* in their discussion.*about listing all of the lemon-flavored sodas they can think of.  

The three jerks have the audacity to watch Episode 6 of PRETTY WILD and, as a supplemental text, Netflix's THE REAL BLING RING: HOLLYWOOD HEIST, which is the documentary that tells the real story behind the Bling Ring burglaries and PRETTY WILD. And what's the real story behind all that?! Drug addiction and parental narcissism. Buckle up! It's pretty wild out here, folks. 

Ashley, Chloe and Katie welcome special guest and reality show fiend Claire Nuchtern to discuss Episode 3 "There's No X in Team" of CLAIM TO FAME. 

Ashley, Chloe and Katie are ready to come clean and admit...they *love* I LOVE A MAMA'S BOY. They watch Season 1 Episode 3 "Mommy's Choice," and they may never recover from what they see.

The three imbeciles welcome new special guests this week: Ashley's sisters Avery and Alexi! They discuss an episode from THE GREAT BRITISH BAKE OFF (or THE GREAT BRITISH BAKING SHOW in the U.S.) and share their personal and varied experiences in the kitchen.

Ashley, Chloe and Katie go old school and watch BREAKING AMISH Season 3, Episode 6 "Sin City." Rumspringa for all!

The three fools welcome their first special guest to the podcast: Janie Stolar. You can find her on Instagram and Twitter at @janiefierce. 

The three idiot millennials watch this show and debate whether anyone on it is truly a millennial snowflake. 

The three idiots are back for Season 2. They start with a golden oldie LAGUNA BEACH and pair it with Kristin Cavallari and Stephen Colletti's retrospective podcast BACK TO THE BEACH. Warning: there is a fair amount of high school reminiscing.  

The three fools watch the second episode of UNIDENTIFIED WITH DEMI LOVATO and get into it about aliens.***NOTE: As of August 2022, Demi Lovato uses both she and they pronouns.***

For this week's episode, Ashley, Katie and Chloe go where they never have before: the afterlife. They watch the very first episode of LIFE AFTER DEATH with TYLER HENRY.  This episode is a little longer than usual because there is fun bonus chitchat included up top. 

Ashley, Chloe and Katie are back in England this week. This time, they vacation in Essex to watch THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX Season 12, Episode 4 and to ask, "What's so special about Essex?"

The three dunces watch the 7th episode of DOWN TO EARTH WITH ZAC EFRON titled "London" and share their candid thoughts about Zac Efron's hosting chops.

The three idiots conquer a classic this week: WIFE SWAP. They watch Season 4, Episode 1 "Boss/Guastaferro" and discuss how wives are the cultural lynchpins of families, all while doing their best to work through some technical difficulties.

Ashley, Chloe and Katie go abroad for their 8th episode and watch THE PARISIAN AGENCY: EXCLUSIVE PROPERTIES Season 1, Episode 4. Make sure you have your beret handy when you listen.

This week, Ashley, Chloe and Katie run headfirst into AMAZING RACE Season 23, Episode 6 "Choir Boy at Heart."  WARNING: If you are not a good singer, this episode might be difficult to get through.

Ashley, Chloe and Katie watch BAD GIRLS CLUB Season 10, Episode 6 "Anger Mismanagement" and discuss whether or not they would ever qualify as Bad Girls.

This week, the three idiots watch MASTERCHEF JUNIOR Season 2, Episode 5 "Pop-Up Restaurant." It's the first show they've done for the podcast where the contestants are children, and they feel weird about it!

Ashley, Chloe and Katie watch Season 1, Episode 10 "Official or Island Dismissal?" of NAKED AND AFRAID OF LOVE for this week's episode.

For their third adventure into reality TV, Ashley, Chloe and Katie head over to Utah to watch REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY Season 2 Episode 20 "Memorial Meltdown", where everybody has everyone else's back and nobody has their back!

For their second episode, Ashley, Chloe and Katie watch BELOW DECK Season 3, Episode 12 "Dirty Laundry." 

Hello! Welcome to our new podcast! Every week we (Ashley Albert, Chloe Cole, and Katie Marovitch) will watch a single episode of a reality show we've never seen and share our unqualified analysis of it. 

On their first episode, Ashley, Chloe and Katie watch the Season 4 finale of SELLING SUNSET.