Spider Two & Sfynktus

Chester's World revisited, ASMR, flashbacks, mental health, stress and drug triggers, mall nation, fast food nostalgia, the Starbucks Effect, early bad boy friends, moral boundaries, Tommy Mode, weird middle school assemblies, hypnosis, cavity count, broken dreams, chemical veil, how to join a prison gang, antisocial behavior, ruining your career, prank shows, third breast surgery, corrupted will, medicine, and more!

Damon Wayans, Violator ASMR, premium cable channels, return to tech tradition, Wanking For Wayne, Spawn/Lil Nicky conspiracy, Spider 2 tries to impress a girl with a Cajun accent, The Gator Farm and Swamp Donkeys, tricking your parents, Doom screensaver, half dead chihuahua, Billy Blanks Spawn reboot, the Toddfather, special commercial breaks, Djarum Blacks & scorpion ashtray, gay Van Helsing, Indiana Jones impressions, training montages, bad at karate, squatting at Michael Jai White's house, losing your virginity to a donkey, JRHNBN, gatorskin ninja PUA, trusting little Cyan, mega virus, creme de la batsoup, Spawn porn, Vincent Gallo and redheaded women, POGs, natural justice, Jon Benet Ramsey, neon green shit, Sfynktus mails Bill Clinton a color, legacy bands, what is the Brazilian wax?, Sisqo's Godsmack tattoo, Goth Crow era Sting, Spongebob Nickelodeon hotsauce, sissy hypno and JOI, sitcom talk, weekend satanists, and more! 

The devil's best stories and friends, how to die, twisted vs. scary vs. freaky, juicy butt, one bite of spinach rule, scary vocal styles, chaotic recording sessions, missing out on fame, conceptual albums, fascist imagery as artistic device, school shooters, media society and art, scapegoat vs. martyr, cultural shifts, celebrity products, Zappa, smart ugly people, hate music, pervert families, reddit satanism, satanic panic, romantic victimization, getting caught masturbating, end of grunge, stuck culture, shock rock, kinky violent sex, pudding loophole, and more! 

The return, salting the pallet, Fred Durst Jonathan Davis sex tape, suburban Derek flows, pied piper, morgue workers, conflicts of interest, J.D. poetry, your throat (I take grasp), munky sauce, wiggle screech, twisted technology, buffet culture, Strindberg, Toys Я Us, nerd rage, synthwave genesis, hidden tracks, Au Hasard Balthazer prequel, donkeys in cinema, Spider 2 love interests, The BacheloЯ, goFund Sfynktus racehorse, naming jockeys, dick oath, karaoke trolling, white rap, resolutions, Showtime @ Apollo performance ideas, playdo haircuts, Nu World Order

Return of the Duke, blowin' flutes, latchkey genre phenomenon, cowardly perverts, simulated experiences, AOL flirting, trolling teachers, Furlong eternal, doomer Richie Rich, solid 7 vs. mid, sex with Yngwie, Super Sentai, Furlong statutory romances, teachers are pedophiles merch, white George Clinton, meat space, We Live In Public, I believe in science atrocities, learn to breath with your anus, Judd clan, Duke spies on his neighbor women, Shaggy Scooby Skanker, influential pornos, distant cage-free pimps, taxing the pussy, peeper pass, tits and hole, Witch Hammer 2.0, wycked prayer, Stephen Seagal, hyperreality, violence, ultra-nihilism, dasein, psychomaxxing, praying to a German Shepherd, Andy Dick streams, dust talk, ouroborus tosses its own salad, starving with iPads, and more! 

A stranger texts Sfynktus, fast food scares, media generated Halloween fear, extreme dentists, sign talk, The Inward, cyber nu, Tripp scrubs, trolls vs pranks, Cameron DeAss, Mask and The Mask, early horniness, Chairman Planet, school sucks, OC style, is a limp bizkit an orgy, Spider 2's trenchcoat experiences, To Catch A Running Man, corpse-smelling dick Super Bowl, suburban rumspringa, Tropic Thunder 2, flamin' hot wet potato, Plato's cool ranch, bacon craze and cultural mimesis, low culture and high culture, and more! 

Puffs talk, Trader Joe's and race, Silver people, Cris Angel's chopper, August 6th, Streisand effect, porch living, Takis pizza rolls review, classic rock pedophiles, Mick Jagger dick research, French masculinity, gay cavemen, Guitar Center employee taste, Songsmith, manufactured controversy, science and religion, and more! 

New levels of existential hatred, Sfynktus' theory about the SECRET meaning behind their name, classic Sfynktus rap, Nickelodeon Sliming as a Girardian Scapegoat ritual, Poop Factor, dream numetal blunt rotation, penis stories, Axe Anarchy, and more!

Mrs. Doubtfire, famous spiders, bluetooth evolution, short cybergoth cholo, Problem Child theory, childhood defense tactics, Rainbow Connection Satanic conspiracy, puppet sex is like improv jazz, more merch ideas, Graham Revell and SPK, puppet paternity test, your inner evil, dealing with time suckers, and more! 

Alien Ant Face for 107 minutes 

In the Purpura reunion show, the boys discuss the NuMan Group.

Take a hit from the apology bong and summon Chester Bennington's ghost with special guest TNCO. 

Schlog Recipe 3 cans Vienna sausages 4 servings leftover mac & cheese Instant scalloped potatoes (to taste) 1 can water chestnuts  1/2 jar Pace picante salsa 8 slices thin cut turkey lunch meat for garnish 

You sound like a nice hairless boy. You can see me? 

I have my pride and that's all I need I'll make you bleed without the radio Do not take advantage of this process You may have to digest a blade that fades your ass I live by intuition When I'm in a hurry, don't think about smashing bones when i put your sorry ass in a package You shit sealed and delivered from savages Now you're sweating because you're going down You envy the clown's fucking blood

Come gather round the campfire and hear tales of budget James Franco, witch shit porn, Michael Flaherty's package, midwit taste, trying to say Ruggero Deodato, deep cut MTV reality shows, haunted experiences, hating the Enlightenment, the nature of evil, Blues Traveler synchronicities and Carl Jung, the psychopathy of Juggalos religion and politics, some worm thing, REEsEEs PeeSees

Three creepy guys discuss the significance of The Crow soundtrack, Michael Winslow's influence on Mike Patton, Sfynktus' new business idea “Football Clothes”, Manis Morissette, Soap on a Bone, among other important topics. 

The boys get into Christian eschatology and over an hour of Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. 

We are the Bullgod 

The boys get into Dee Snider's modern primitivist horror film "Strangeland" with special guest Duke Nukem. 

Crawling to Santana, Tommy Lee's 13" remote control, Adam Sandler with a soul patch, I'm an animatronic, fucked up twisted ranch. 

Spider Two and Sfynktus learn how to play hot dog hamburger. 

Spider 2 and Sfynktus sympathize with how hard it is to be heard wearing a full latex mask. 

Working out and talking about the vibes of Deftones "Around The Fur" from 1997

In the inaugural episode Spider Two and Sfynktus discuss Korn's self-titled album from 1994.