Squid Squad Podcast

-None of us watched the movies we were supposed to watch but it's okay because we have a guest host, Jamie! And we're back at Morley Studios! -When did we peak in life? -Did you know Whoopi Goldberg's real name isn't Whoopie? -Doug didn't respond to Matt's bro love text message, but he did troll him with a sweet Nick Cage post. -Kayla has no embarrassing stories because she was just annoying. -Old college bar stories. -A guy pees out in the open in bars for fun. -Jamie peed herself at an Eagles concert. -Katie wore shirts as dresses in college. Theme song: "Delicious" by Peyrius.

-Matt travels back in time to the year 2000 to review the teen cheerleader movie "Bring It On" starring Kirsten Dunst and Gabrielle Union. -We talk about what other movies we're going to review in the coming weeks. -We also discuss what shows we're watching as the Michigan's "Stay at Home" order continues because of COVID-19. -Matt found a note on his phone from two years ago that reveals how Kayla tipped the driver on a beer bus and that leads to a conversation about other things we forgot while we were drinking. -Theme music: "Delicious" by Peyrius

-Katie and Kayla break down the 1995 James Bond film Goldeneye that spawned the 1997 Nintendo 64 video game of the same name. You can see Goldeneye on Netflix and Hulu as of the time this podcast was published. -Matt wasted money on microphones that didn't work. -An update on what we've been doing to entertain ourselves during quarantine. -Katie's computer broke and she couldn't play her Sims so she almost killed Doug. -Theme song: "Delicious" by Peyrius

-We talk about what we’ve been doing to keep ourselves busy since coronavirus forced a “Stay Home” order in our state, and what shows we’ve been watching. -Katie and Doug went Up North to clean out Doug’s family’s cabin and they had to fend off mice, intruders, and poor grocery store choices by Doug. -Since it’s Easter, we debated our favorite Easter candy. -The poll of the week: Do you like Peeps? -Theme Music: “Delicious” by Peyrius

-We are doing our first ever video podcast as efforts to socially distance ourselves form each other continue during the coronavirus pandemic -What has life been like since the "Stay Home, Stay Safe" order -Kayla presents a "hypothetical" situation that could start an argument among some couples to find out how Matt and Katie think they would react. -Matt and Katie #2 have a 48 hours rule for leftovers. -Kayla doesn't have any weird pregnancy cravings yet but we're hoping she might soon. -A recap of our polls since the last episode including which political Saturday Night Live character is the best. -A quick recap of the "Tiger King" documentary everyone is talking about. Theme Music: "Delicious" by Peyrius

-We’ve created an alternate universe where Nick’s dog Bo becomes an American war hero -Matt reviews Bud Light Seltzer after we posted a poll about it -Kayla and Nick recap their trip to Florida for a wedding, why Nick chose to dub Miami the “City of Sin,” and they explain the ins and outs of a Jewish wedding -Katie is in her longest relationship ever and that got us thinking, what “counts” as a relationship? -We try out the game “I Dissent” which is inspired by Ruth Bader Ginsberg but we made up our own rules. That leads into a story about Nick’s former Uncle Stinky. -Solid proof that the Free Beer and Hot Wings Show copied the Squid Squad Podcast one time (even though we’ve copied them a lot). Theme Music: "Delicious" by Peyrius

-Lady Gaga has a new song out -People have stopped drinking Corona because of the Coronavirus. -Kayla is 22 weeks pregnant and she's revealing the sex. -Katie went to Disney on Ice with her new best friend, who is 3. -We give our hot takes on the poll questions we've covered of the last few weeks including topics like Jeopardy, Fast and the Furious, Star Wars, Bud Light Seltzer, and being late. -Shoutout to our listeners who are listening on Google Play Music! Theme Music: "Delicious" by Peyrius

Katie is sick and shouldn't be around Kayla, who's now 20 weeks pregnant. So, we're releasing a "best of" episode. Almost exactly two years ago Matt had his most athletic achievement ever. Since it's Valentine's Day weekend, we also discuss what to do and what not to do on a first date. And we take a look all the way back to episode one, which you probably thought was gone forever, when a discussion about etiquette ended up being a conversation about sibling conflict. Theme Music: "Delicious" by Peyrius

-What's the difference between a shandy and a radler? What's the appropriate level to pour in a wine glass? All these pressing questions answered. -Matt takes a trip to Florida to see Indiana football play in the Gator Bowl and Michigan play in the Citrus Bowl. He met some interesting characters including one who was in a cult and some Tennessee fans who take football way too seriously. -We discuss anxiety during air travel and what makes us feel better. -Remember those classic MTV dating shows from the early 2000s? There's an entire channel dedicated to that. -Have you ever been put in the friend zone? Have you ever put someone in the friend zone? Theme Music: "Delicious" by Peyrius

-We each make four predictions for 2020. One prediction about each of the hosts and one random one. -We revisit the 2019 predictions to figure out how good we are at this. Or not good. Theme Music: "Delicious" by Peyrius

This is a compilation of some of our favorite moments of the last year. -NEW: A previously unreleased clip from the moment Matt and Katie found out Kayla was pregnant. -March 30: Nick had surgery on a very private part of his body. -July 19: Matt's tried to give his hot takes on "The Lion King" soundtrack but Katie's interruptions send things off the rails. -August 1: The gang almost dies when a terrible storm hits a lake house. Nick downplays the chaos. -August 1: Doug makes the stupidest claim about actors in the history of actors or stupid claims. Theme Music: "Delicious" by Peyrius

It's the biggest announcement on the podcast so far! Katie talks about her experience at an annual Christmas performance and some of its unique adaptations of the story of Christ. Matt's Chick Flick Reviews are back and this time he's reviewing "The Holiday." Theme Music: "Delicious" by Peyrius

It's college football bowl season. We play a game where Katie and Kayla decide whether given bowl game names are real or fake. Katie is going to the Detroit area to meet up with old cheer friends from CMU. Kid Rock is out at Little Caesar's Arena. Doug wants a pair of super ugly shoes. Theme Music: "Delicious" by Peyrius

This is a very Matt-heavy episode. Matt and Katie #2 share their car-buying adventures. Matt does something *incredibly* manly, for once (debatable). And Matt reviews "How to Lose A Guy in 10 Days." Theme Music: "Delicious" by Peyrius

Viva Las Vegas! Katie and Kayla recount their trip to Sin City to see Mother Monster, Lady Gaga. And they've got some great travel tips for when you head out. Theme Music: "Delicious" by Peyrius

It's the first Sunday of the NFL season, we take a dive into the Bachelor Nation, and a story of racial profiling that made Matt think about peeing his pants. Theme Music: "Delicious" by Peyrius

We had two special guests. It went way off the rails. And yet, it got oddly deep at times. Hear our thoughts on everything from Natty Light hard seltzers to feminism. Theme Music: "Delicious" by Peyrius

What happens at the lake isn't staying at the lake this time. We share stories of the storm of the century that almost took us out on night one at Big Bass Lake, how Kenny nearly lost one of his most meaningful and valuable possessions, and the hero who found it in the most unlikely place. #LakeLife #YeeYee. Theme Music: "Delicious" by Peyrius

-We're having some issues with Facebook videos. -The new version of "The Lion King" is out, and so is the new soundtrack. But is it good? -Katie's interruptions are at an all time high. -A disagreement on the rules of corn hole. -We're taking Squid Squad Podcast on the road! -Doug and Katie #2 have official job titles on the podcast -Our brief opinions on netting around baseball fields. Theme Music: "Delicious" by Peyrius

If you hadn't figured it out, we finally reveal who George Glass is. Plus we're participating in Beer Olympics tomorrow and we're talking to the organizer about what's to come. And Matt gives a recap of his trip with Katie #2 to Greece!

We're broadcasting from a NEW studio! Plus Katie and George Glass have an excellent adventure in Muskegon. And a guy sues his parents for destroying his expensive collection of naughty videos and magazines.

Time to find out why Nick is icing his manhood! Matt and Kayla give their review of the Motley Crue movie on Netflix, which leads to a VERY NSFW discussion on uh... bodily functions. Other than that, to be honest, we struggled to fill time. Mom, please don't listen to this one!

Matt and Katie #2 have big news. You'll find out why Matt had to say "Go home, Alex!" And George Glass joins us (on the harmonizer) to tell us about something potentially gross his parents are doing.

Stop what you're doing! This is the single most important life update we've had on the Squid Squad Podcast!

Kayla and Nick are back from Jamaica. Meanwhile, Matt and Katie have been dealing with two straight weeks of constant Michigan crap winter. Plus we need your help planning a future episode of the SSP.

Our latest trip to the bowling alley had some unfortunate affects on Katie. Kayla gets ready to leave for Jamaica. And Matt reviews the 2004 classic teen movie "Mean Girls."

It's our big 2019 Predictions episode. Plus we're hearing a little bit about Kayla's new job, a new Single Katie Corner and find out why a guy somewhere still has Katie's handprint on his face.

It's almost New Year's Eve! We're taking a look back at our predictions for 2018. Some big ones came true! Plus Matt's body is failing him.

We're sharing our stories of Thanksgiving, Black Friday and one incredibly mediocre story about anxiety.

Kayla's married now. It's Halloweekend. Drag brunch and hot firefighters are fun. So is yard golf. And Garth Brooks freakin' rocks.

Summer is pretty much over and we’re getting ready for fall. We reflect on our college drinking days and reminisced about the crappy cell phones we had back in the day. We also found two science experiments and we’re going to decide which one we do in our first ever video episode, which is coming soon.

It's been almost three months since our last one. Sowwy. Matt's married, Kayla is almost, and Katie is not even close. Listen to learn more.

It's Memorial Day weekend and we're taking Morley Studios on the road. And by that, we mean just outside, so you know, you can hear birds chirping and stuff, maybe. Kayla has a more dilemma. She also had her bachelorette party last weekend.

We're really sorry for how long we were gone. We have a lot on our plate. Anyways, it's wedding season. Matt and Katie #2 are getting married soon and besides that there are bachelor/bachelorette parties galore. We talked about our favorite moments from those.

St. Patrick's Day got the best of Katie and Kayla, but not Matt because he went to bed at 5 p.m. after a long day of walking in graveyards. He also made an unusual impulse purchase. Plus March Madness rolls on and we're offering our expert analysis.

Single Katie Corner is back as Katie tells us tales from her Tinder journey. Matt and Katie #2 are going on an insane road trip. At long last, bowling season has come to an end. And we have some final thoughts on this season of The Bachelor.

Morley Studios are full of dogs! The Olympics are here. Matt achieved quite possibly his most athletic feat ever. Kayla's still vegan. Katie tells us what is and is not a good first date. And more!

It's our most shocking podcast yet! Bo the dog lost his eye, and Kayla is *breaking her silence* (she hates it when people say that) about what happened. Before you listen, know the details are graphic. Oh, also... it's nice outside and Taco Bell has nacho fries!

We're recapping this week's episode of "The Bachelor" and what a complete mess it was. The North American International Auto Show opens this week in Detroit, so we're thinking about autonomous technology and what we would do in the car if we didn't have to drive. And USA Today came out with a list of the 10 beers people aren't drinking anymore. #1 on the list really upset Matt.

Happy New Year! We're rounding out 2017 with a look back at some of our favorite moments, some predictions for 2018, and a brand new segment, "Single Katie Corner."

The Jersey Shore is returning to MTV and we're excited. More TV talk. Kayla got a new dog! And find out why one of our friends got his 2 year old to tell Matt to grow some balls.

We discuss Kayla's epic cheat meal and share some of your favorites. Katie joined Christian Mingle -- say what? And Matt is stunned by a grading scale that apparently exists somewhere.

We talked about all things Halloween including costumes, candy and more!

In this episode, we share all of our excuses for being away for so long and let you decide if they're lame. We also recap our awesome Tigers trip and solve a few great debates.

In honor of our 10th episode, we play a game called "10 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Me." Our special guest is Matt's future sister-in-law Sarah. We talk about how she scared the crap out of her mom during a solo road trip out west, the reason Matt once didn't get into a brewery, and hear some of her world famous jokes.

In this episode we talk about Kayla's Nashville shenanigans, binge watching our favorite TV shows, and the most popular toppings for a hot dog according to some company we've never heard of.

It's our first outdoor podcast at Katie's parents' house! Kayla wants to address a highway etiquette issue that's really irking her. We discuss whether scrubbing your feet in the shower is mandatory or optional. We celebrate bring your pet to work day. And Matt actually manned up and used some power tools.

It's finally feeling like summer! We talk about our plans over the next few months, Kayla's landscaping projects, the strict rules at Katie's new pool, and the terrifying noise Matt's cat makes when it sees the neighborhood stray peering in through the window.

We talked about what it would be like to wear adult diapers. We guessed which celebrities people might vote for. We dug up some old prom pictures. And we're looking forward to our booze cruise to Detroit.

Katie's sickness knocked her on her ass. The Kentucky Derby is in the books, and Matt's irrationally irritated by Derby Day traditions. Gin was recently recalled for being too awesome. And we take a trip down memory lane, talking about some of our old jobs.

In this episode, we talk about Kayla's exciting life changes, along with Katie's exciting bachelorette lifestyle, and Matt's change of heart about a baseball rule change he thought he would hate.