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Each week one of us will share a topic or theme that the other person is completely unprepared for. We'll dive into our lives together, raising four kids, and a slew of other topics.

Chris and Sam


    • Jan 7, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 8m AVG DURATION
    • 43 EPISODES


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    Welcome Back!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2022 57:45


    Hypothetical conversations can lead to arguments... They can also lead to firing back up a terrible podcast.  So, what would you do when an abused child (or an elderly parent) shows up on your doorstep to live with you?  We clearly don't know either. 

    It's Britney B!+(#

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2021 70:54


    As an adult, under what circumstances would you willingly decide to relinquish your legal rights over YOURSELF?  And if you made that choice how long would it last, who should make legal decisions for you, and how would it change your life? Just ask Britney Spears. 

    Innocent Until Proven Guilty... Until You Run

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2021 92:51


    Brian Laudrie and Gabby Petito set out on a cross country trip but only one came home. What happened to Gabby? Do Brian's family know where he is? From a parent perspective, how would you handle the situation?... Spoiler alert, Chris would throw them in jail. 

    Two A-Holes Do a Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2021 64:33


    You know those things that drive you nuts, but you keep them to yourself because you don't want to sound like an a-hole when there's people all over the world with real actual problems?  Yeah, we didn't do that tonight. 

    Who's that Spartan in my Teepee?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2021 56:55


    We love our sports teams, but do you love them enough to put on a uniform, and stand in front of thousands to encourage the masses to cheer your team on to victory? 

    Flotsam or Jetsam?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2021 79:05


    While snorkeling on vacation, a bag floats up next to your boat containing one hundred 2 carat diamonds, a million dollars in cash, and a waterproof case containing a gun and a cell phone.  What do you do? 

    Mystery of Mariposa

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2021 62:40


    A mother, father, their baby, and dog all go on a day hike near Yosemite in Mariposa, California, and are all found dead on the trail.  Was it something in the air, the water, or possibly foul play?  

    Cakes Wine and Flowers

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2021 68:41


    What does it take to own your own business?  At what point would you be willing to borrow hundreds of thousands of dollars to start a company or open a store?  We clearly aren't there yet.

    Love Rollercoaster

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2021 52:15


    You remember those days.  The fear of going upside down, making out on the sky tram, did she really wear those pants to Busch Gardens? Amusement Parks are built into our history and many memories are made... as long as your chest is less than 52' inches. 

    Genuflect Or Be Judged

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2021 70:28


    Chris apparently needs a lesson in praying.  He's probably good for a toast or giving a child a brief life lesson, but definitely do not ask him to pray for you. 

    Strip Mall Decisions

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2021 49:54


    Who knew that the biggest decision you'd ever make to change the direction of your life would occur at a strip mall next door to an Advance Auto Parts and a Blockbuster Video.  Regardless of the reasons, we can't say how thankful we are for those that took that step. 

    You're Unbelizable!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2021 46:09


    Have you been to Belize?  Do you know where Belize is? Take this ride with Chris and Sam and book your tickets.  Because... it's unbelizable. 

    Edward Fortyhands

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2021 54:42


    Beer Pong or Flip Cup?  The argument has been going on for years but little did you know that these drinking games evolved from a little game called Chicken Tiger Worm Stick... Always go stick. 

    Should We Call Mom?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2021 66:39


    You get your first paycheck and realize you don't have a bank account.  You open the drawer to the hotel room drawer and find a loaded gun.  You're baby sitting and the dog runs off.  Do you figure it out or do you call your mom?

    P in the V

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2021 59:17


    It's that time of year again kids!  You look forward to the squirming, possible crying, the covering of eyes... It's family life!  So jump in and learn about what it took for you to be alive to listen to this super educational bonerfied podcast episode!

    Money Laundering

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2021 72:13


    Sam and Jenna talk through their master plan as windfallen drug lords and how they would try to conceal the origins of their loot.  As a reminder, it's highly recommended that you don't use any information from this podcast for illegal enterprises unless you want to end up in jail with the likes of Luo Juncheng and Carson Yeung. 

    Son of a Nutcracker

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2021 67:07


    We've been talking about swear words or cuss words or curse words (whichever you prefer) lately so we decided to talk about our favorites and even learn some new ones from A to Z.  Might want to use headphones for this episode. 

    Drugs Are Bad...ish???

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2021 77:07


    It seems like the ol' Mary Jane is becoming more and more acceptable as states move toward legalizing recreational use.  But thanks to programs like D.A.R.E. and Nancy Reagan's Just Say No Campaign, we all learned that drugs are only good for one thing... hippies. 

    Why Can't We Be Friends?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2021 83:16


    Who is your oldest friend? How many people do you have in your inner circle? When was the last time you made a new adult friend? Can men and women be friends without it getting weird? 

    Please Date Me!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2021 76:42


    What's important to you in searching for that special someone?  Height? Weight? Religion? Kids? How well he fills out dem jeans?  We all know what Sam's answer would be ;o)

    Remember That Time...

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2021 66:37


    How strong is your memory?  Probably not as strong as you think.  Our stupid brains help us forget the times when our memory was inaccurate and remember the times when our memories were spot on.  This might suck if someone's memory of an event can flip your entire life upside down and take almost all of your freedom.

    You Get the Tampons, I'll Get the Flint

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2021 86:15


    The plane went down.  You managed to survive the crash, get out of the plane, and make it to a deserted island... then what?

    Curls for the Girls

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2021 72:38


    Chris and Sam breakdown their personal health journeys, why America isn't the most obese and Sam's Red Vines addiction.

    Blended Family

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2021 82:42


    Chris and Sam welcome their first guest!  Jenna helps us walk through what it means to be a blended family.  The good, the bad, and the ugly. 

    Hooked On Phonics Worked For Me!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2021 67:23


    Chris and Sam talk about this ridiculous system of letters and sounds and how that allegedly leads to reading.  Shout out to LeVar Burton who made us love books. 

    Who Loves a Wedding?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2021 82:36


    Sam gets back from a Bachelorette Party and she and Chris talk about one of their favorite events in life - a wedding!

    I'll See You In Valhalla

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2021 85:28


    Does anyone really know where we go when we die?  Chris and Sam definitely don't. 

    Thanks for the Extra Five Pounds

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2021 54:54


    Sam steps into the shoes of Juliette Gordon Low, who will build a movement that still affects our waistlines today. 

    Let's Shred Bruh... But First, Eyelashes

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2021 39:44


    How on earth do you take 12 people snowboarding for the weekend? What to do and what not to do... And maybe a side note on how not to do a gender reveal party. 

    Flanagan's Cocktails and Dreams

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2021 56:28


    Sam and Chris talk about all things cocktails - how they can divide classes at one moment and level the playing field the next... Remember those places where you could go and have cocktails?  That'll be a thing again, right?

    If You Ain't First, You're Last

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2021 78:48


    Firsts are often mile markers in your life that are meaningful and memorable.  Chris's first Bartles and Jaymes was clearly one of those moments.

    To Insure Prompt Service

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2021 64:52


    Sam teaches Chris about the history of tipping and how gratuity shaped the service industry... and Chris sings Avril Lavigne.

    Can't Catch Me, I got my Cheetah Pants On

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2021 78:22


    Chris and Sam take a self assessment on Risk.  See how far apart the land on the scale. 

    Is His Junk Out?... Now It's a Vacation

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2021 76:37


    From an excursion turned into a drug deal with Mexican Cartel to a night of skinny dipping turned into a life flight, Chris and Sam talk all things vaction... we really need a vacation.

    Good Grief

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2021 82:19


    Sam and Chris break down loss and the grieving process... and try not to become sloppy wet faced messes

    Doja Cat for Life

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2021 69:04


    We ring in the new year, say goodbye to the Coronavirus and realize hopefully the same thing that you all realized... Doja Cat is clearly working her way to GOAT status. 

    Merry Christmas You Filthy Animals

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2020 51:47


    In this episode we break down the holiday.  What we love, what we hate, what we weren't really expecting. Hoping it was a great one for all of you. 

    Zuckerberg vs. Jesus

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2020 79:14


    From the sad sad night when Chris's precious Atari caught on fire to that weird AOL dial-up sound to Virtual P.E. for kids still at home, we cover all things Technology.

    Long, Easy or the Worst?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2020 75:50


    In this episode we talk about crushes and true love.  Is there a difference?  We also dive into our love languages and why Chris is such a softy. 

    Don't Be a Santa Claus

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2020 70:05


    Tonight we dive into the college experience.  There's a little history, a look into the future of colleges in America and some pro-tips.  Don't be a Santa Claus ladies and try your best not to get fired if you have a job in college.

    Playing with Fire Saved Us

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2020 77:37


    In this episode we share a little bit about Chris, what made him who he is, and how playing with fire ended up saving him and his sister. 

    Thanksgiving

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2020 49:21


    In this post-holiday episode we breakdown our family traditions and our first Thanksgiving together. 

    Samantha

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2020 57:22


    In our inaugural episode we give the listeners a little background information on what made Sam who she is.  From growing up in the Air Force, to Charleston shenanigans, to falling in love, we dive into her life. 

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