Teach Me Babe

Hypothetical conversations can lead to arguments... They can also lead to firing back up a terrible podcast.  So, what would you do when an abused child (or an elderly parent) shows up on your doorstep to live with you?  We clearly don't know either. 

As an adult, under what circumstances would you willingly decide to relinquish your legal rights over YOURSELF?  And if you made that choice how long would it last, who should make legal decisions for you, and how would it change your life? Just ask Britney Spears. 

Brian Laudrie and Gabby Petito set out on a cross country trip but only one came home. What happened to Gabby? Do Brian's family know where he is? From a parent perspective, how would you handle the situation?... Spoiler alert, Chris would throw them in jail. 

You know those things that drive you nuts, but you keep them to yourself because you don't want to sound like an a-hole when there's people all over the world with real actual problems?  Yeah, we didn't do that tonight. 

We love our sports teams, but do you love them enough to put on a uniform, and stand in front of thousands to encourage the masses to cheer your team on to victory? 

While snorkeling on vacation, a bag floats up next to your boat containing one hundred 2 carat diamonds, a million dollars in cash, and a waterproof case containing a gun and a cell phone.  What do you do? 

A mother, father, their baby, and dog all go on a day hike near Yosemite in Mariposa, California, and are all found dead on the trail.  Was it something in the air, the water, or possibly foul play?  

What does it take to own your own business?  At what point would you be willing to borrow hundreds of thousands of dollars to start a company or open a store?  We clearly aren't there yet.

You remember those days.  The fear of going upside down, making out on the sky tram, did she really wear those pants to Busch Gardens? Amusement Parks are built into our history and many memories are made... as long as your chest is less than 52' inches. 

Chris apparently needs a lesson in praying.  He's probably good for a toast or giving a child a brief life lesson, but definitely do not ask him to pray for you. 

Who knew that the biggest decision you'd ever make to change the direction of your life would occur at a strip mall next door to an Advance Auto Parts and a Blockbuster Video.  Regardless of the reasons, we can't say how thankful we are for those that took that step. 

Have you been to Belize?  Do you know where Belize is? Take this ride with Chris and Sam and book your tickets.  Because... it's unbelizable. 

Beer Pong or Flip Cup?  The argument has been going on for years but little did you know that these drinking games evolved from a little game called Chicken Tiger Worm Stick... Always go stick. 

You get your first paycheck and realize you don't have a bank account.  You open the drawer to the hotel room drawer and find a loaded gun.  You're baby sitting and the dog runs off.  Do you figure it out or do you call your mom?

It's that time of year again kids!  You look forward to the squirming, possible crying, the covering of eyes... It's family life!  So jump in and learn about what it took for you to be alive to listen to this super educational bonerfied podcast episode!

Sam and Jenna talk through their master plan as windfallen drug lords and how they would try to conceal the origins of their loot.  As a reminder, it's highly recommended that you don't use any information from this podcast for illegal enterprises unless you want to end up in jail with the likes of Luo Juncheng and Carson Yeung. 

We've been talking about swear words or cuss words or curse words (whichever you prefer) lately so we decided to talk about our favorites and even learn some new ones from A to Z.  Might want to use headphones for this episode. 

It seems like the ol' Mary Jane is becoming more and more acceptable as states move toward legalizing recreational use.  But thanks to programs like D.A.R.E. and Nancy Reagan's Just Say No Campaign, we all learned that drugs are only good for one thing... hippies. 

Who is your oldest friend? How many people do you have in your inner circle? When was the last time you made a new adult friend? Can men and women be friends without it getting weird? 

What's important to you in searching for that special someone?  Height? Weight? Religion? Kids? How well he fills out dem jeans?  We all know what Sam's answer would be ;o)

How strong is your memory?  Probably not as strong as you think.  Our stupid brains help us forget the times when our memory was inaccurate and remember the times when our memories were spot on.  This might suck if someone's memory of an event can flip your entire life upside down and take almost all of your freedom.

The plane went down.  You managed to survive the crash, get out of the plane, and make it to a deserted island... then what?

Chris and Sam breakdown their personal health journeys, why America isn't the most obese and Sam's Red Vines addiction.

Chris and Sam welcome their first guest!  Jenna helps us walk through what it means to be a blended family.  The good, the bad, and the ugly. 

Chris and Sam talk about this ridiculous system of letters and sounds and how that allegedly leads to reading.  Shout out to LeVar Burton who made us love books. 

Sam gets back from a Bachelorette Party and she and Chris talk about one of their favorite events in life - a wedding!

Does anyone really know where we go when we die?  Chris and Sam definitely don't. 

Sam steps into the shoes of Juliette Gordon Low, who will build a movement that still affects our waistlines today. 

How on earth do you take 12 people snowboarding for the weekend? What to do and what not to do... And maybe a side note on how not to do a gender reveal party. 

Sam and Chris talk about all things cocktails - how they can divide classes at one moment and level the playing field the next... Remember those places where you could go and have cocktails?  That'll be a thing again, right?

Firsts are often mile markers in your life that are meaningful and memorable.  Chris's first Bartles and Jaymes was clearly one of those moments.

Sam teaches Chris about the history of tipping and how gratuity shaped the service industry... and Chris sings Avril Lavigne.

Chris and Sam take a self assessment on Risk.  See how far apart the land on the scale. 

From an excursion turned into a drug deal with Mexican Cartel to a night of skinny dipping turned into a life flight, Chris and Sam talk all things vaction... we really need a vacation.

Sam and Chris break down loss and the grieving process... and try not to become sloppy wet faced messes

We ring in the new year, say goodbye to the Coronavirus and realize hopefully the same thing that you all realized... Doja Cat is clearly working her way to GOAT status. 

In this episode we break down the holiday.  What we love, what we hate, what we weren't really expecting. Hoping it was a great one for all of you. 

From the sad sad night when Chris's precious Atari caught on fire to that weird AOL dial-up sound to Virtual P.E. for kids still at home, we cover all things Technology.

In this episode we talk about crushes and true love.  Is there a difference?  We also dive into our love languages and why Chris is such a softy. 

Tonight we dive into the college experience.  There's a little history, a look into the future of colleges in America and some pro-tips.  Don't be a Santa Claus ladies and try your best not to get fired if you have a job in college.

In this episode we share a little bit about Chris, what made him who he is, and how playing with fire ended up saving him and his sister. 

In this post-holiday episode we breakdown our family traditions and our first Thanksgiving together. 

In our inaugural episode we give the listeners a little background information on what made Sam who she is.  From growing up in the Air Force, to Charleston shenanigans, to falling in love, we dive into her life.