the evening almanac

A chat in the park about how we're all getting more stupider. Mostly.

I don't know if these live gig podcasts are any good but here's another. I won't be doing this much as who can be sick with nerves and record a podcast? Essentially.

A gig rundown and a bunch of bullshit about fines. Basically.

A long(ish) chat about ADHD. I know I've done this before, but it felt important, OK? Basically.

Existentialism and sleeping with robots. Basically.

I talk about dating, but not in a red pill mansophere way, more a guilty confession, or something. Basically.

Had a nice gig and listened to some podcasts. Mostly.

A rant about the dream-killing pragmatists out there. Essentially.

This podcast episode is called Different Gravy because when I was leaving the venue last night, some punter shook my hand and said, "That was different gravy". I probably should have mentioned that in the podcast itself. Basically.

Had a gig, went well. Now I think I'll never have another issue with comedy again. Essentially.

Quite a deep chat about popularity and alternative art, man. Basically.

A dog walk and a big rant about chasing your dreams like I'm Tony Robbins or something. Bascially.

I do some haikus (no, really), tell some jokes (I'm a comedian), and we also talk about Chris Langan, the most intelligent man in the world, and his theory of reality called CTMU (no, really really). Essentially.

Just when I thought I was out, they emailed me some nice offers. Also something about your mum and people called Mike. Basically.

A video podcast! I'm sitting on my ned in shades, like some sort of lounge version of Jonathan Meades. If you don't know who he is, he's my biggest inspiration. This may explain a lot, as he isn't even a comedian. Anyway, I'm talking about giving up comedy, but then a small amount of cash changes my mind. Basically.

Hello everyone. I'm back to my old self after being radicalised by current affairs and I'm ranting about giving up comedy. That's the default setting. Please don't blame me. It's this or politics. Essentially.

I talk myself back into comedy in real-time, after ranting about authenticity, then end the podcast with an Ai song. Ironic. Basically.

Sad news and an angry podcast. Sorry. Basically.

Oh, so you're sick of me complaining about comedy? Well, how about I complain about the corporate world instead? Essentially.

A full rundown of the gig I wanted to go well not going well. Of course it didn't go well. Of course. Basically.

Sorry, more about ADHD, but this time, I read out some texts, if that makes it any better? No? Ok. Basically.

Some stuff about gigs and a rant (I can't believe it) about the idiom he died doing what he loved. Is that an idiom? I have no idea. I'm stupid and I'm not looking it up. Basically.

I said I was going to delete this episode, and you know what? I didn't. I'm mad like that. Mostly.

Corporate woes got me wondering if I can sell my body online. We all know I can't. Basically.

Here's a six year review of my so-called comedy career. Essentially.

I read out some comedy ideas and call you an idiot. Bascially.

Trying something new but recording a podcast at a gig. Meh. Let's see if it works. Basically.

Gig news(ish) and existentialism(ish). I dunno. Essentially.

I'm sorry to keep taking about ADHD but when it impacts your life a lot you ned up talking about it on your semi-daily podcast. If I didn't have this podcast though, I wouldn't be talking about it, which makes you think, what came first, the ADHD or the podcast? Thanks. Basically.

Some gig talk but mostly absolute nonsense. Essentially.

Having a rant about class (again) and comedy (again) and also I read a page from Wikipedia. Essentially.

Did a gig but I end up talking about the universe. Naturally.

Sitting at my desk with my acoustic. Don't worry, it's more annoying than it sounds. Oh and we also talk about the CEO at a Coldplay concert who was caught cheating. Essentially.

An evening walk reviewing the day, that mostly involved cheese. Also gig chat. Essentially.

Did a gig. Listened to a podcast. Tried on shoes. Had salad. Bascially.

If you disagree with anything the government of the US or UK says, you're a mad conspiracy theorist. Basically.

A bit about a gig, a bit about comedy in general, and something about your mother. Sorry. Basically.

Publishing this a day late because ADHD yeah? Maybe, I dunno. A bit about a gig and some stuff about haircuts. Mostly.

A walk in the woods talking about squeezing middles. Or something. I can't remember. Maybe I'll listen back to it with you. Come round your house, force us to sit in silence as it plays. Stare at the side of your face the whole time. Get angry when you don't react appropriately to what I'm saying. That sort of normal behaviour. 800 episodes and for what? Eh? For what? Basically.

Discussing the psychology of public failure. Like I'm clever or something. Basically.

I got cut out of some promo footage - of course - and then I talk about a Jerry Seinfeld documentary. Look, I've give the whole thing away. No point in listening, now. Basically.

Did a gig to lots of children. And parents. In Ealing. Mostly.

Today the weather is hotter than your mum in the 90s. I talk about that (the weather not your mum), going out and getting angry on stage. Essentially.

Had a gig. I talk about it. Oh yeah baby. Er, basically.

Stop middling it. This phrase will make more sense when you listen to this episode. Basically.

A rare video episode about upcoming gigs and buying a leather jacket. Essentially.

Totally shattered mate. So I moan about it. Mind going ten to the dozen. Have no idea what that means. It's my podcast and I'll cry if I want to. But I don't cry. Cos I'm well hard. Basically.

Achat about financial safety nets and how they're basically needed but also a limiter. Essentially.

I don't want to be invited to your stupid boring parties anyway. Mostly.

Starting with a rant just to get warmed up the main part of this episode is talking about how women can't make gun noises. What are they doing with their lives? Essentially.

A gig update in a lovely town, a podcast recommendation and rememering early 90s TV comedy. Basically.