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The Horny Housewife is the ladies locker room -men invited, take notes. Your host Jordyn Hakes is raw, unfiltered and a bit salacious, discussing all things sex, its evolution in marriage, & housewife LIFE. Tune in for hilarious story times, shoot it straight girl talk, audio erotica, sexy how-to's, answering listener questions, and follow along with Jordyn as she exploits her own sex life so you can better yours. New Episodes every Monday.

Jordyn Hakes


    • Jun 2, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekly NEW EPISODES
    • 53m AVG DURATION
    • 250 EPISODES

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    The Horny Housewife podcast, hosted by Jordyn, is a refreshing and entertaining show that tackles taboo topics with humor and honesty. Each episode is filled with relatable stories, valuable insights, and plenty of laughs. From discussions about sex to marriage advice, this podcast covers it all. I eagerly anticipate every Monday just so I can tune in and enjoy the latest episode. Jordyn's personality shines through in her voice, making it feel like we are soul sisters. I appreciate her ability to make me laugh while also providing valuable information. This podcast has definitely made me realize that I'm not alone in my thoughts and experiences.

    The best aspect of The Horny Housewife podcast is its uniqueness in both topics and guests. Each episode brings something new and interesting to the table, ensuring that listeners are never disappointed. Whether it's exploring different aspects of married life or sharing embarrassing moments from her own upbringing, Jordyn keeps things fresh and unpredictable. Her openness about sex and relationships helps create a judgment-free atmosphere where listeners can learn and grow.

    While The Horny Housewife podcast is an overall amazing show, there may be a few aspects that some listeners might find off-putting. For example, the explicit content and discussions about sex may not be suitable for everyone's tastes or comfort levels. Additionally, some episodes may contain personal stories or opinions that not everyone will relate to or agree with. It's important to approach this podcast with an open mind and understand that it caters to a specific audience.

    In conclusion, The Horny Housewife podcast is a must-listen for anyone looking for honest conversations about sex, relationships, and everything in between. Jordyn's humor, insightfulness, and relatability make this show a standout among others in its genre. Whether you're seeking advice on spicing up your marriage or simply want to have a good laugh while learning something new, this podcast has got you covered. Give it a listen and join the Fr??ky fam for life!



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    Latest episodes from The Horny Housewife

    237. Unpopular Opinions, Dick Size & Asexual Wives

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2025 63:23


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    236. Sexually Incompatible & Getting HOTT post baby

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2025 65:37


    One wifes husband comes out as bi and while she wants to "keep" her man, his kinks are not her kinks. Are they incompatible or can they find middle ground? Another listener wants the real real on how to get it back post baby- no sugar coating comin atchya! Tune in for these and MORE listener questions.... ask anon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Bluechew: Try Bluechew FREE for one month using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at www.bluechew.com Splash Blanket: Get 15% off an amazing SPLASH BLANKETS at https://splashblanket.us/discount/HOUSEWIFE Hypnozio: Go to https://sponsr.is/hypnozio_housewife and use my code HOUSEWIFE15 to grab 15% off your first subscription with Hypnozio.

    235. F*cking up Foreplay & Why You SHOULD Sleep Naked!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2025 71:39


    Today learn the top mistakes you are making that's de-railing the foreplay! Listener questions & Learn to lick like a pro..tune in now! Ask ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com VIIA⁠: Get 15% off your purchase using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at www.viiahemp.com (21+) ⁠Bathmate⁠: Visit www.bathematedirect.com/hornyhousewife to receive 10% off your hydropump! ⁠Bluechew⁠: Try Bluechew FREE for one month using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at www.bluechew.com ⁠Beducated⁠: Get 60% off the yearly subscription using code JORDYN at https://beducate.me/pd2520-jordyn

    234. Pleasing HER when YOU have P.E.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2025 63:38


    Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world.Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com Today we talk tips for guys who climax too quickly and want to know how they can make sure their lover/wife is still getting off! Spoiler alert; attitude, willingness and YOUR MOUTH! In todays listener questions we have a man who feels like he is just "going through the motions" during sex...he feels numb....what to do to shake this? Another listener recently had a baby and is finally feeling herself again! She has noticed she really enjoys her male cube mate (co-worker) ..she is married and "would never!" but she does find herself caring more about her appearance as well as attending after work happy hours...is this a road leading to trouble?! Life Rx: Visit Liferx.md and use code HOUSEWIFE to save $50 off your first month! Bluechew: Try one month free at www.bluechew.com when you use code HOUSEWIFE at checkout. Popstar: Get 15% off going to www.popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife

    233. MILF fantasies & Mid-life Crisis's

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2025 87:43


    Today we discuss rock bottoms and/or mid-life (quarter life?) crisis's...what causes them and why are the necessary for some? Todays listener questions include a husband who confided in his wife that he has a mother-daughter fantasy...is this milf love or something more? Another listener is turned off by her husbands penis pump use and one wife loves her husband but wishes she could climax from penetration like she used to with her ex....tune in for all this & more! Join the PATREON at www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast ⁠Beducated⁠: Visit https://beducate.me/pd2518-jordyn to get 60% off your yearly subscription - RISK FREE 14 day money back guarentee! ⁠BlueChew:⁠ Try Bluechew one month FREE using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at www.bluechew.com ⁠Bathmate:⁠ Go to bathmatedirect.com/hornyhousewife to automatically get 10% off your purchase ⁠Hypnozio⁠: Go to https://sponsr.is/hypnozio_housewife and use my code HOUSEWIFE15 to grab 15% off your first subscription with Hypnozio. ⁠VIIA:⁠ (21+) visit www.viiahemp.com and use promo code HOUSEWIFE to get 15% off plus a free gift if its your first order=)

    232. Secrets, Stress, & Does Body Count Matter?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2025 65:38


    The age ol debate does her body count matter? What stress and weight does to your marriage (as well as working together) and should you tell him/her your SECRET..tune in now. ⁠Liferx⁠: Visit ⁠https://www.ldfbem4trk.com/HOUSEWIFE⁠ (code HOUSEWIFE) to get $50 dollars of your first month ⁠Bluechew⁠: Get your firsst month FREE at ⁠www.bluechew.com⁠ using promo code HOUSEWIFE at checkout. ⁠Bathmate⁠; Get 10% off your purchase at ⁠www.bathmatedirect.com/hornyhousewife⁠  ⁠Popstar:⁠ Receive 15% off when you use code HORNYHOUSEWIFE at ⁠www.popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife⁠

    231. wet dreams, cell phone snooping & auditing your sex life

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2025 73:08


    TODAY; wet dreams about cowokers, auditing your sex life for real and the age ol debate: should we snoop? Why or why not- and what factors change that answer! Popstar: Get 15% off by going to www.popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife Bluechew: Try Bluechew FREE for one month with promo code HOUSEWIFE at www.bluechew.com Beducated: Visit https://beducate.me/pd2520-jordyn to get 60% off the yearly subscription; 14 day money back guarentee! Hypnozio: Visit https://sponsr.is/hypnozio_housewife use code HOUSEWIFE15

    230. Increasing Confidence in the Bedroom; Less Thinky More Kinky

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2025 60:08


    Today I am discussing how to share your fantasies and desires {for the bedroom} to your spouse! Bluechew: Visit bluechew.com and use promo code HOUSEWIFE to try one month free! Bathmate: Go to www.bathmatedirect.com/hornyhousewife to get 10% off your purchase Liferx: Use code HOUSEWIFE at www.liferx.md to save $50 on your first order!

    229. A womans intuition, defining a quickie & my religious upbringing

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2025 85:06


    Today mommy gets vulnerable is an understatement; I am sharing how growing up religious shaped who I am today, why I chose to no longer be religious & why I  know you can find God outside of a church. How does this tie to THH? Well many of my listeners identify with feeling shame surrounding sex & this may be the reason why. Todays listener questions include defining a quickie; **poll alert** do you prefer long sessions or quickies?! Ten mins or 2 min? Another listener knows her friends man is cheating…but they arent super close so she is struggling to decide if she should spill the tea or not. Want bonus THH content? Join the patreon for extra listener questions and audio erotica! ASk ANON at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com VIIA hemp: Get 15% off your order at www.VIIAhemp.com  using promo code HOUSEWIFE at checkout! Bluechew: Get your first month FREE use code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at www.bluechew.com  Beducated: Go to https://beducate.me/pd2513-jordyn or beducated.com and use code JORDYN to get 60% off the yearly pass!

    228. If I Could Change My Spouse…..

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2025 54:47


    If there was one thing you could change about your spouse what would it be? I asked the listeners, and the they confessed! Also today lets talk sperm facts, clit pumps and why navigating parenting is vital if you want a happy spouse. Tune in now or watch on youtube! Want bonus content? Join the Patreon at www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast Ask Anon at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Popstar: Go to popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife to save 20% off your purchase using code HORNYHOUSEWIFE VIIA Hemp: (21+) Use promo code HOUSEWIFE to save 15% off your purchase at www.viiahemp.com

    227.How to Flirt; Reviving the Lost Art in Your Marriage!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2025 77:43


    Today we learn the lost art of flirtation! Im talking millennial, LTR/married, IN IT TO WIN FLIRT TECHNIQUES. What is going to get his eyes bigger and her downstairs wetter =) Spoiler alert: men and women flirt differently and want different things- you may be happily surprised to hear some forgotten ways to flirt. Of course in todays EP we navigate listener questions; from a man who wants to taste his own…you know what….to an early relationship where our female listener is seeming to be more experienced and adventurous than her partner.  How can I hype her up to show up in the butt plug vs mind-f*cking herself over it!? Tune in now! Join the Patreon at www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast for bonus content + audio erotica.  Ask ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Bluechew: Try Bluechew one month free using code HOUSEWIFE at www.bluechew.com Popstar: Go to popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife to get 20% off your purchase Beducated: Go to https://beducate.me/pd2511-jordyn to get 60% off your yearly subscription!

    226. In-laws, Boys Trips, Farting on Him & What Destroys Marriages

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2025 95:30


    Today: A husband who hates his mother in law, my thoughts on boys trips/girls trips, story time of how I farted on him & more…rapid fire on topics such as cucks, women choosing their careers over their marriage and dirty talk handjobs?! Tune in now. Got a listener question? Go to www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com to ask anonymously. Join the Patreon for bonus episodes here. VIIA Hemp: Get 20% off (21+) plus free gift if you are new customer using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout. PopStar: Use promo code HORNYHOUSEWIFE at popstarlabs.com/hornyhouswewife to get 20% off. Bluechew: Try Bluechew free for one month using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at bluechew.com

    225. Vow Renewals, Penis Sleeves, Who is the Breadwinner & Call off your Wedding!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2025 60:55


    Today tune in for a “WINE DOWN” version of THH monday =) Penis sleeves, a low drive husband whose FIANCE is feeling inadequate, who should be the breadwinner and the JYNX that is vow renewals. Tune in now! Want bonus listener questions? Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon!   Beducated: Go to https://beducate.me/pd2509-jordynfor 60% off the yearly pass- 14 day money back guarantee! Bluechew: Try your first month FREE go to BlueChew.com to learn more. EveryPlate: Get your first box 50% off using code housewife50 at everyplate.com/podcast PopStar: Receive 20% off your purchase using code HORNYHOUSEWIFE at  popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife Bathmate: Go to www.bathmatedirect.com/hornyhousewife to get 10 off your purchase!

    224. How to: Choosing a Therapist, Semen Fetish & Wives Who Lack Empathy

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2025 81:40


    Today I'm telling you not all therapist are equal! I'm dishing the red flags to look out for when diving in to therapy (& the green flags too!) and choosing a therapist. Spoiler alert; therapists are human and some suck at their job- while others change your life. Todays listener questions include semen fetish 101, a husband whose wife lacks total empathy and how to navigate, a wife who is looking to increase libido without the use of THC & more!! Join the Patreon for bonus listener questions and sexy story times! Popstar: Get 20% off your first order at popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife and use code HORNYHOUSEWIFE at checkout. Popstar is the first doctor-developed men's health supplement that gives you bigger loads and better taste. With hundreds of 5-star reviews, Popstar guarantees you will see results or your money back. VIIA Hemp: (21+) Use code HOUSEWIFE to get 15% off your purchase at VIIAhemp.com BlueChew: Get your first month free. Learn More at Bluechew.com BathMate: Visit bathmatedirect.com/hornyhousewife to receive 10% off your purchase!

    223. legal brothels, mismatched libido & what gets YOU off!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2025 54:58


    Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com Today get comfy as we have a bag o'listener questions ready to go! From a curious couple looking to possibly have a threesome (via legal brothel), to a man whose drive far surpasses his wife's and she says “it's me, not you” when it comes to WHY she isn't in the mood. Another couple is divided on the direction of their marriage, one spouse wants to open things while the MRS is avidly against. Tune in to hear my responses. Poll News: This week the listeners filled me in on all the ways you get off; spoiler alert yall really love watching your spouses have the big O =)  Bluechew: Get your first month free! Learn more at Bluechew.com PopStar: Get 20% off your first order at popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife and use code HORNYHOUSEWIFE at checkout. Popstar is the first doctor-developed men's health supplement that gives you bigger loads and better taste. With hundreds of 5-star reviews, Popstar guarantees you will see results or your money back.

    222. Perimenopause; going from sexually numb to AWAKENED ft. Marcella Hill

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2025 98:01


    Today I am joined with the CEO/Author of Wake Her Up and we are discussing her personal story of what happened when she woke up and her sex drive was GONE, she (thought)she hated her husband and he seemed to be the person to blame for why the spark was gone. Low and behold Marcella was in peri menopause..while this isn't the case for everyone relationship wise, her starting hormones rocked her world…for the better! Now she feels it's her personal mission to help couples 35-55 to understand what is going on hormonally in the home that may be your biggest ‘cock block' Learn more about Marcella here. Today's listener questions include the use of jeweled butt plugs, multiple orgasms and a wife desiring an open marriage due to a religious upbringing. Tune in now! Join the Patreon for bonus content at www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast Beducated: Use code JORDYN to get 60% off Beducated's yearly subscription at https://beducate.me/february Bathmate: Get 10% off using promo code HORNYHOUSEWIFE at bathmatedirect.com/hornyhousewife Popstar: Go to popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife and use code HORNYHOUSEWIFE at checkout get 20% off your order. VIIA Hemp: Use code HOUSEWIFE to get 15% off at https://viia.co/HOUSEWIFE  Bluechew: Try your first month free! Learn more at Bluechew.com

    221. Tossing Salad & Friends w/Cheaters

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2025 76:22


    Today tune in to discuss tossing salad, obligatory sex (wives making sure to partake in order to keep their husbands) and why cheaters cheat- and what to do with the people we know IRL who aren't being loyal to the person they call husband/wife. Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon here. Want to ask a listener question? Ask Anonymously at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Fleshlight: Use code HOUSEWIFE at http://fleshlight.sjv.io/TheHornyHousewife Popstar- Use code HORNY HOUSEWIFE for 20% off at https://www.popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife or shop for popstar on amazon! Bathmate: Go to bathmatedirect.com/hornyhousewife to get 10% off Beducated: Visit https://beducate.me/horny-valentine to get 60% off one year of Beducated use code JORDYN! Every Plate: get your first box 50% off by going to everyplate.com/podcast Bluechew: Try your first month FREE using code Housewife at checkout!

    220. Edging, Ultimatums & Love Deposits will save your LTR

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2025 63:15


    To edge or not to edge that is the question; is edging great for men and an ultimate let down for women? Does the anticipation create a stronger climax, or the opposite? Today  ‘Mommy Gets Vulnerable': we're doing an Ask Me Anything segment along with your personal fav; listener questions of course! Tune in to hear why prompted starting this podcast, how my sex life has evolved as a result, what me and daddy d's favorite position is and more. As for the listener q's we have one listener who has received a sort of “ultimatum” in the bedroom- what does he want? To go back to front…..hello UTI asshole lets chat. Another listener's husband has turned to porn post his mother moving in their home and wifey is sexually starved and annoyed he is choosing porn over real life intimacy. Tune in to hear all of this and plenty more=) Join the Patreon here! Sponsors:  BlueChew: Get your first month free using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at bluechew.com VIIA Hemp: (21+) Use code HOUSEWIFE to get 15% off your order at VIIAhemp.com Butter Wellness: Get 30% off using code HOUSEWIFE at butterwellness.com Pop Star: Go to popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife and use code HORNYHOUSEWIFE to get 20% off your order Sunny Situations: Receive 10% off your waterproof couples blanket https://www.amazon.com/promocode/A3OP110JHXTJPC  or go to sunnysituations.com and use code housewife.

    219- Herpes, SSRI's & Why Your Spouse has the ICK

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2025 90:26


    218. Defining "Horny Housewife" & Finding the Energy for Sex

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2025 67:46


    In today's EP Jordyn is breaking the stigma on the word “horny” and what it TRULY means to be a “Horny Housewife” Buckle in for listener questions as today we have a “frustrated 50 year old” who desires a more ‘suitable' erection. Between overcoming the mental battle and the urge to please -how does he combat the thoughts that make him go limp? Another listener is a married woman who wants to WANT to be freaky for her man, but the fact of the matter is after a long day she is tired! Can you relate to your sex life getting stagnant and switching up the same two positions?! Not a rarity in a marriage. Let Jordy hype you up and inspire you to get creative inside AND outside of the bedroom. Beducated: https://beducate.me/bg2502-jordyn use code JORDYN to get 24hours all access to entire platform + save $$$ on yearly subscription! VIIA Hemp: www.VIIAhemp.com use code HOUSEWIFE to get 15% (21+) and if your new a gift of your choice! Bluechew: go to www.bluechew.com and use code HOUSEWIFE to get your first month supply free just pay $5 for shipping! Sunny Situations: Use code HOUSEWIFE to get 10% off your order at sunnysituations.com Butter Wellness: get 30% off your purchase using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout.

    217. Optimizing Foreplay & Ass Play for Beginners

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2025 66:44


    THH is officially on Youtube!! Tune in (or watch)  to hear why your sex life is probably boring and what to do about it. Why “spit is NOT suffice” -although still hot. The best tips for anal sex beginners (spoiler: we have a journey- it should be a fun journey!) and more in todays episode. If you love listener questions or are into audio erotica…the PATREON is the place for you. BlueChew: Try BlueChew free for a month using code ‘housewife” at checkout-just pay $5 flat for shipping! Go to BlueChew.com to learn more. EveryPlate: Get your first box 50% off + 1 month FREE at Planet Fitness using code Housewifepf at www.Everyplate.com/podcast Butter Wellness: Receive 30% off your Perinium Massager at Butterwellness.com using code “Housewife”. BathMate: Shop at BathMateDirect.com/hornyhousewife and do something for your manhood today! Listener Questions? ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com

    216. When your spouse's fantasy ruins your marriage & nipple play 101

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2025 79:49


    Today let us discuss nipple play, from nipple orgasms (yes in theory we can all have them- both men and women!) to technique mommys got you covered. Todays listener questions are slightly dark and did kinda make my jaw drop but girls gotta do her job. Pretty please make sure you are subscribed to my YOUTUBE channel www.youtube.com/@thhpod Beducated: Get 60% off the yearly pass + try FREE using code JORDYN at https://beducate.me/jordyn25 VIIA HEMP: Get 15% off your purchase using code HOUSEWIFE at VIIAhemp.com BlueChew: Receive your first month supply free using code HOUSEWIFE at bluechew.com Every Plate: get your first box 50% off plus your first month FREE at Planet Fitness by going to everyplate.com/podcast and entering code HOUSEWIFEPF WANT MORE LISTENER Q's?! Audio Erotica Anyone? Ask Anon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Advertising admin@pleasurepodcasts.com

    215: Reigniting a lost spark in marriage, the point of therapy and New Years, New Lovers.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2024 50:21


    Beducated: Try 24 hours free using code JORDYN at https://beducate.me/pd2450-jordyn + get 60% off the yearly pass. VIIA Hemp: Get 15% off using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at VIIAhemp.com (21+ only) POPSTAR: Use code HORNYHOUSEWIFE to get 10% off your purchase at popstarlabs.com FOLLOW ME ON IG @thhpod

    214. Top 10 Sex Trends for 2025 with Susan Bratton

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2024 84:20


    Susans Top 10 Sex Trends for 2025 coming atchya! She's back, the GOAT Sexpert- Susan Bratton. Tune in to get tangible tips to spice up your sex life NOW and this upcoming year! Learn more about Susan at www.SusanBratton.com and www.BetterLover.com Shop Hot Octopuss (recommended by Susan!!) Codes & Links VIIA Hemp: 21+ get 15% off your purchase using code HOUSEWIFE at VIIAhemp.com BlueChew: Get your first month free using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at bluechew.com Iroha Mai: Receive 10% off your purchase at usstore.iroha-tenga.com using code HOUSEWIFE10 Ask Anon at www.thehornyhouswewifepodcast.com

    213. lubricating your toys, colleagues crossing the line & finger stimulating her g-spot; how to.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2024 70:24


    Our Sponsor, Fleshlight, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. Fleshlight is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com Todays lets discuss too flirty coworkers, how to keep your toys lubricated & a follow up from last weeks ( the husband whose wife talks everyday to her old work peer) Topic of the hour... Squirting Methods: fingering her G-Spot- Technique Tips 101 Bluechew: Get your first month free using code "Housewife" at checkout at bluechew.com just pay $5 for shipping! VIIA Hemp: 21+ get 15%off your purchase using code HOUSEWIFE at Viiahemp.com Uberlube: Recieve 10% off + free shipping using code Housewife at uberlube.com Iroha: Use code Housewife10 at usstore.iroha-tenga.com to get 10% off your purchase. ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Join the Patreon at www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast Follow me on IG @thhpod advertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com

    212-post partum sex, opposite sex friendships & slime fetish's

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2024 57:09


    Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com  Bluechew: get your first month free using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at bluechew.com VIIA. Hemp: Receive 15% off using code HOUSEWIFE at VIIAhemp.com Iroha: Use code HOUSEWIFE10 to get 10% your order Beducated: try 14 hours free + get 50% off using code JORDYN at https://beducate.me/pd2452-jordyn Ask anon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Join the Patreon here!

    211: autopilot orgasm, why women wear lingerie, quiet infidelity & cheater stats

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2024 69:24


    Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com Bluechew: Get your first month free using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at bluechew.com Uberlube: Recieve 10% + FREE SHIPPING using code HOUSEWIFE EveryPlate: Go to everyplate.com/podcast and enter code HOUSEWIFE599 to get 5.99 per meal and 50% off Butter Wellness: Black friday sale at www.butterwellness.com use code housewife to save $$$ Intro ends around 9 min in=) Follow me on social @thhpod ask ANON at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com advertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com

    210. #1 thing couples fight about, sharing your fantasy & why women wear lingerie

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2024 64:53


    What are todays couples fighting about and why; spoiler alert KIDS MONEY SEX (& more!) Todays listener questions; cuck fantasies, a possible cheater, a resistant wife and more. Tune in now BlueChew: Get your first month free using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at bluechew.com VIIA Hemp: Holiday sales 25% off sitewide and 50% off select items (21+) VIIAhemp.com code HOUSEWIFE Bathmate: bathmatedirect.com/hornyhousewife Beducated: Get 60% off the yearly pass for life using code JORDYN60 at https://beducate.me/blackfriday JOIN THE PATREON follow me on @thhpod ASK ANON www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com

    209. A wife who wants to touch herself, how to: stop feeling needy & tips to rebuilding damaged relationships

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2024 64:25


    FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: Housewife at http://fleshlight.sjv.io/TheHornyHousewife Join the Patreon here. Butter Wellness: BLACK FRIDAY DEAL use code housewife at checkout at butterwellness.com to save 30% BathMate: Shop and save 10% at Bathmatedirect.com/HORNYHOUSEWIFE Blue Chew: Try your first month free using code housewife at bluechew.com; just pay $5 for shipping! Listener Q's start around 8:30min in

    208. Dry Puss Probs, Aging decreasing libido & a threesome w/her bestie

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2024 50:50


    A BIG OL BAG OF LISTENER Q's |. Our Sponsor, Fleshlight, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com Beducated: Get 60% off the yearly pass for LIFE! Plus try RISK FREE at https://beducate.me/november60 Bluechew: Get your first month supply free using code HOUSEWIFE at bluechew.com VIIA Hemp: 21+ get 15% off your purchase using code HOUSEWIFE Butter Wellness: Code HOUSEWIFE gets you 15% off your purchase at butterwellness.com

    207. Che Durena- tour pu$$y, mommy issues & why you should say "thank you" in bed

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2024 87:26


    Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com Today guest is Che Durena; we are discussing his rise in comedy (7.6 mill on tiktok) and how from a young age comedy was apart of his life ( i asked about what trauma induced such humor=)) Che reveals his previous and current relationship status and what sex looks like as a stand up comic traveling the country. Listeners wrote in to ask Che what is his type, his pubic hair prefs on ze ladies and we helped some mommies and daddies who wrote in about their own relationships. Che Durena is the host of the podcast Dark Holes which is available anywhere you listen to podcasts=) Join the Patreon here! ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com BlueChew: Get your first month free using code housewife at bluechew.com Uberlube: Get 10% off+free shipping using code housewife at checkout. EveryPlate: Go to Everyplate.com/podcast and enter code HOUSEWIFE599 to get 5.99 per serving plus 50% off your first box! Butter Wellness: Get 20% off your purchase using code housewife at butterwellness.com

    206- no orgasm no problem & How To: increasing sexual confidence

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2024 53:44


    FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com  Listener Questions: A wife who wants her husband to WANT her again but he cant look at her the same.... Next, a woman who LOVES the sex but doesn't always climax and doesn't really having a driving desire or need too....can anyone relate?! One man wants my opinion on fleshlights vs vibes. The girlie pops get vibrators, what about men having a pocket pu$$?! Todays topic of ze hour; increasing sexual confidence: tips and tricks=) Join the patreon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Todays sponsers: BlueChew: Get your first month free using code Housewife at checkout a bluechew.com POPSTAR: Get 20% off your first order using code HORNY HOUSEWIFE at www.popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife Butter Wellness: Receive 15% off your purchase at butterwellness.com using code HOUSEWIFE VIIA Hemp: If you're 21+, head to Viiahemp.com and use the code HOUSEWIFE to receive 15% off

    205- sharing your porn history, foot fetish's, & tapping into your feminine energy ft. Dr. Christina Jerger

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2024 57:24


    Fleshlight: Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com Bluechew: Try your first month free by using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at www.bluechew.com Beducated: Try 24 hours FREE using code JORDYN60 visit https://beducate.me/november60 PopStar: Get 20% off your purchase by going to https://www.popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife Find more info on todays guest at https://femsaloud.com/coaching ASK ANON & Join the Patreon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com intro ends around 9ish min

    204- viagra dependent, fluctuating sex drive & the correct way to propose

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2024 60:36


    Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com BlueChew: Get your first month FREE, just pay $5 shipping when you use code housewife at checkout! VIIA Hemp: (21+) get 15% off your purchase when you use code housewife at VIIAhemp.com Popstar: use code HORNYHOUSEWIFE for and extra 20% off your first order at https://www.popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife Follow me on IG @thhpod Join the Patreon Time Stamps: listener questions start around 9min mark

    203- how long should good sex take & when your spouse starts "letting themselves go"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2024 59:55


    How long should good sex be? I took a poll what is the ideal sex time; quickies, >20 min, or hour+...tune in to find out what the listeners had to say. Today I am discussing my maybe harsh opinion on your spouse "letting themselves go"- along with answering your burning listener questions! One husbands wife seems to be ashamed of her love of her bbc dildo...among man other toys. He found out she is much hornier than she lets on and its driving him wild! Another listeners husband is back from a 9 month rotation in the military and prior the couple had sex multiple times a day- now that he is back he cant even get hard! Dear listener is taking quite the hit to her self confidence, her man says it has nothing to do with her, but she cant help but feel like shit. Do you love listen questions? Audio erotica? Want bonus content? JOIN THE PATREON. Beducated: Try Beducated 24 hours FREE + get 40% off yearly pass using code jordyn at https://beducate.me/october BlueChew: Get your first month of blue chew FREE -only pay $5 for shipping. Go to Bluechew.com and use code HOUSEWIFE at checkout. EveryPlate: Join EveryPlate today and pay only $2.99 per meal, PLUS get 50% off your first box, for all box sizes! Get this amazing deal by going to EveryPlate.com/podcast and entering code HOUSEWIFE299 Uberlube: Get 10% off + FREE shipping using code HOUSEWIFE at uberlube.com Popstar: Receive 20% off your order at https://www.popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife

    202- shit talking spouses, edging not working, xxxl vaginas & porn posing problems.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2024 50:39


    Mommy is back from Vegas- lets shoot the shit and talk about why you gotta stop venting to all your friends about your S.O. Listener Questions ; a husband who desires to last longer without the use of products and edging just isn't working. Another listener shares his wife post children has an xxxl vagina (which he loves) and wants to know how he can get her to love it just as much- and maybe be open to something larger penetrating her! One husband shares his struggle with porn and the deep resentment his wife holds in his marriage. All this and more in todays EP. LISTENER Q;s START @ 9:00 Join the Patreon. BlueChew: Get your first month supply FREE using code Housewife at bluechew.com VIIA Hemp; (21+) use code HOUSEWIFE to get 15% off your purchase at www.VIIAhemp.com Follow me on IG @thehornyhousewifepodcast ASK ANON www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com

    201-stimulating the male g-spot, armpit hair, hemorrhoids & habitual porn use

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2024 55:48


    A man who finds armpit hair sexy. A wife whose man watches porn everyday. One woman's quest to stimulate her mans asshole & topic of the hour; hemorrhoids...is doggy position dead??! Join the Patreon. Blue Chew: Get your first month supply FREE using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout. Beducated: Try Beducated FREE all acces 24 hours using code JORDYN at https://beducate.me/jordyn2024 ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com advertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com

    200- praise kinks, dirty story-telling & premature ejaculation

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2024 61:58


    Praise kinks 101 - it is more than just "good girl" and affirmation play + some hot lines to drop in (and out) of the bedroom. For those of you who like dirty talk lets talk dirty "storytelling" and how to tell a dirty store about past experiences when someone doesnt have any! For the guys who climax sooner than ideal what is else is there to do to help the situation besides thinking of something that turns you off?! I'm talking edging, start n stop, delay sprays and the good ol blue pill.. BlueChew: Get your first month FREE using code housewife at checkout at www.bluechew.com VIIA Hemp: Use code housewife to get 15% off your purchase at www.VIIAhemp.com Uberlube: Receive 10% off + FREE shipping using code housewife at www.uberlube.com FLESHLIGHT: Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at Fleshlight.com ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Become a patron =) Follow me on IG @thehornyhousewifepodcast

    199- Wives who wont swallow, when adding a third backfires & Men; 5 tips to make her BEG for you in bed!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2024 60:33


    Men do you want to know the 5 things you should be doing to actually get her to crave you in bed?! Today diving deep on how to up your thrust game . Todays listener questions include a happy wife with a hot sex life who is possibly interested in telling her husband to pursue a FWB type deal (the thought arouses her) while he travels for work- is it time to bring this fantasy to IRL or will it backfire? Another listener hates the taste and texture of cum...not just her mans ALL CUM, she doesn't want to swallow and doesn't feel its fair to be guilt tripped for not doing so! She claims this in turn makes her husband feel rejected..whats a girl to do? Next; a wife who found some cold hard evidence of her husbands only fans account (and who he follows)....he always told her porn wasn't for him- even though she has never made it a "thing" if anything she makes sure he knows she has no issue with it..he still hides it...why??? Tune in now! Join the PATREON for bonus EP + audio erotica Beducated: Try 24 hours FREE all access to 100+ courses using code JORDYN + get 40% discount if you sign up! Go to https://beducate.me/housewife40 BlueChew: use code HOUSEWIFE at checkout to get your first month supply FREE; only pay $5 for shipping! Butter Wellness: Get 15% off the Perinium Massager or Butter Starter Kit at Butterwellness.com using code HOUSEWIFE

    198- peeing after sex, social media's message to couples & traditional masculinity

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2024 62:16


    Today I am discussing the beauty of a masculine man and what that entails; as well as the impact social media has on us on relationships. Todays listener questions include "why does my wife always need to pee post sex?!" and one mans sex routine becoming a bore. (due to a NLF 'no libido wife' ) leaving him feeling doomed and headed (again) to a dead bedroom situation. Ask anon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Join the PATREON here. BlueChew: Try BlueChew free using promo code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at bluechew.com

    197- erotica vs porn, cell phones destroying your marriage & happy, naked, fun time ft. Dr. Jen Gunsaullus

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2024 75:05


    Join me today with Dr. Jenn Gunsaullus to discuss navigating evolving sexual desires within your relationship, communicating your needs in LTS, prioritizing sexy time aka HNFT (happy-naked-fun-time) and how cell phones are destroying marriages in 2025- learn more about todays guest at www.DrJensDen.com Join my patreon to get bonus EP + audio erotica Beducated: Try 24 Hours FREE + 50% off yearly subscription go to https://beducate.me/horny-summer VIIA Hemp: Get 15% off your purchase (21+) using code Housewife @ www.VIIAHemp.com BlueChew: Get your first month supply FREE using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at www.bluechew.com

    196- assessing your porn use, increasing load size & the hottest things women do in bed,

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2024 56:17


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    195- my spouse is'nt my best friend, a tickilish cl!t & Men; the hottest things to do in bed.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2024 51:56


    BlueChew: Get your first month supply FREE using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout @ bluechew.com Beducated: Try Beducated 24 hours free all access using code JORDYN + get 40% off at https://beducate.me/august-sale VIIA Hemp: Receive 15% off your purchase using code HOUSEWIFE at www.VIIAHemp.com

    194- Habits that are Killing Your Sex Life

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2024 51:54


    Lets chat bad bedroom habits that are cock-blocking you!! Todays listener questions include a high drive wife who wonders if she is an asshole for being upset that during their 9 day vacay- they only had sex 4 of those days-which leads me to discuss "sex on vacation" and the power of perspective. BlueChew: Get your first month of BlueChew tablets FREE using code "HOUSEWIFE" at checkout at bluechew.com ask anon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com

    193- textual cheating, ADHD and hyper-sexuality and ED in young men.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2024 55:12


    Lets talk ADHD and hyper sexuality- raw dogging it without medication! ED brought on by performance anxiety or is it an serious health concern... One wife has found her husband cheating via text..his lack of remorse is very telling. Tune in now! VIIA Hemp: Get 20% off your purchase when you use code "Housewife" at VIIAHemp.com (21+) Bathmate: Go to BathmateDirect.com/HornyHousewife to save 10% on your purchase. Epiphany: Get 20% off Epiphany Clit Arousal Serum with code HOUSEWIFE at tryepiphany.com Pop Star: Use code HOUSEWIFE to get 20% off your first order at https://www.popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife. ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Follow me on IG @thehornyhousewifepodcast

    192-Intensify your orgasms, exploring the prostate & make out with your wife!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2024 57:35


    Today lets talk varying orgasms, de stigmatizing the male g-spot & why kissing is still so underrated. ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Join the Patreon. Beducated: Try 24 hours free all access using code JORDYN + get 40% off the yearly pass at https://beducate.me/housewife-july BlueChew: Get your first month supply free using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at www.bluechew.com Butter Wellness: Receive 20% off your order using code Housewife at butterwellness.com Epiphany: Get 20% off Epiphany Clit Arousal Serum with code HOUSEWIFE at tryepiphany.com Advertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com

    191- How to make him want me again, Too young for vanilla sex & Sensory Play; Flogging

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2024 58:58


    Todays topic; SENSORY PLAY- flogging, temp play, audio erotica & more..... Todays listener question include a wife in search of mildly toxic ways to get her husband to "want" to initiate again. Another listener is a husband (26) who has been with his gf ten years- sex is not as often as he would like and there is a lack of communication surrounding sex; they have no kids and I sure do have an opinion=) Lastly we have a female listeners whose man kisses his best friends GIRL on the lips....he says they have a "special bond" and I think he is a special kind of ~shit~. TUNE IN NOW=)) Try BlueChew one month free using code "Housewife" at checkout! www.BlueChew.com Get 20% off Epiphany Clit Arousal Serum with code [HOUSEWIFE] at tryepiphany.com Go to Bathmatedirect.com/hornyhousewife to get 10% off your HydroExtreme Pump!

    190- BJ vs Sex, Do Women or Men Age Better & Painful Sex Probs

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2024 54:39


    Do men like blowjobs or sex better!??! How does aging change our perspective and who gets sexier with time?! Let's discuss. Todays listener Q's include a wife who notices her man make a bathroom trip every single time before the deed- and she has a feeling he isn't peeing. Another listener is struggling with PE and learned about edging; only issue is his wife admitted sex has become routinely painful! Make sure you check out the patreon for bonus weekly EP + audio erotica! Factor Meals: That's code housewife50 at factormeals.com/housewife50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month while your subscription is active! BlueChew: Use code HOUSEWIFE to get your first month supply free - just pay $5 shipping at www.bluechew.com VIIA Hemp: Get 15% off using code HOUSEWIFE at www.VIIAhemp.com Beducated: Try Beducated 24 hours FREE + get 40% off the yearly pass when you use code JORDYN or go to https://beducate.me/jordyn-july ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Follow me on IG @thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising: admin@pleasurepodcast.com

    189- faking orgasms, a beginners guide to anal beads & 5 tips to achieve a G-Spot Orgasm

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2024 56:56


    Lets talk faking orgasms- why do women do it- even when we mean well and know whats right...sometimes faking it happens, and i'll tell you why=) #confession Today we have a listener q follow up- a man whose wife is dancing the line in terms of 'emotional affair' imo and he's clarifying whats really gone down and what panned out post confronting her after listening to my response! Today's listener questions include a postpartum wifey whose husband is ready to be intimate but there is a problem; she feels NADA, not only is she worried things might be different down there- but there is also a big lack of sensation going on! What is a wifey who wants to get down but isn't really in the mood to do?! Today's topic of ze hour; 5 tips to aide in your quest for a G-spot Orgasm..spoiler; its mental baby. BathMate: Visit www.bathmatedirect.com/hornyhousewife to receive 10% off your hydro-pump! Bluechew: Use code HOUSEWIFE at checkout to try BlueChew FREE just pay $5 shipping. ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Follow me on IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Shop Merch 44% off www.THHmerch.com

    188- emotional affairs, keeping your wife horny & Q&A; the listeners ask ME =)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2024 68:54


    Today we chat your probs ( a boderline emotional affair, a wife who ditches the sexy vibe post date and how to keep her goin) plus today i am answering a personal Q&A asked by the listeners on social media. Everything from how the pod started, how i met my husband to what is a kink i used to be ashamed of and have I ever had a threesome. Tune in now =) Todays EP is sponsored by: BlueChew: Use code HOUSEWIFE to get your first month free; just pay $5 shipping at bluechew.com VIIAhemp: Get 15% off + a sample pack of award winning gummies when you use code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at www.viiahemp.com Uberlube; Get. 10% off + free shipping using code housewife at www.uberlube.com

    187- Cuckquean roleplay, a bi-curious husband & breeding confidence in your woman.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2024 45:55


    BlueChew: Get your first month supply FREE using code "housewife" at checkout at www.bluechew.com VIIA Hemp: Use code 'HOUSEWIFE' to get 15% plus a sample pack of award winning gummies (21+) visit www.VIIAhemp.com Beducated: Try ALL ACCES 24 hours FREE & use code JORDYN33 to get 33% off the lifetime pass go to https://beducate.me/jordynforlife ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifpodcast.com SHOP MERCH @ www.THHmerch.com Join the Patreon HERE.

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