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Send us Fan MailCobalt and Casey are done with the season, Jules is looking for a Chelsea goal, Asher's finally got something good to say about Van Dijk, and Ryan, well Ryan's still got no hope. We discuss this week's premier league's goings on, after a watch party for the Arsenal/City game. We also dive into the Champions League's goings on and have some local OneKnox rundown as well as Women's friendlies to round out the show. 

Send us Fan MailWe've got 6 of us this week so buckle up. Dale and Cobalt have accepted the Arsenal bottle, Asher has resigned himself to Liverpool of now, Jules is totally fine with the Chelsea loss, and we welcome Matty our guest Manchester United fan, who discusses United's future and current trajectory. We visit this week's upcoming Champions League games along with all of this week's premier league goings on. 

Send us Fan MailCobalt, Ryan, Asher and Jules are back, and only 1 of the 4 are happy for this weeks epsiode. Cobalt's in the inevitable Arsenal funk as the capitulation continues for the Gunners. Ryan's team didn't do any worse this season but he's still on his Spurs are going down wagon, Asher lets us know how he feels about the Liverpool players currently, and Jules is in seventh heaven!!! Tune to hear all about it, as well as alot of side bars!

Send us Fan MailWe have 4 hosts this week, made up of Cobalt, Asher, Ryan and Jules is back! We get a run down of the USA game, a brief update on the England game, and discuss the Tudor exit at Tottenham, and Salah's decision to leave at the end of the season. 

Send us Fan MailWe've got some depression from Cobalt and Casey following the Carabao Cup final, Asher's annoyed by Liverpool, and Ryan has accepted his relegation reality. The guys talk about this week's premier league goings on ...well some of them, as well as this past week's Champions League's goings on. 

Send a textThis week we go through a low scoring week in the premier league, where Arsenal increase their lead in the league, with Max Dowman becoming the youngest scoring player in the league, Man United continue their run of form to go third and Liverpool fail to give Tottenham a nudge off the cliff to relegation. Listen all the way through we have a couple bonus pieces this week. Your hosts this week are Asher, Casey, Cobalt and Ryan. 

Send a textThis week we have a new host, Julianna "Jules" Deyo is helping keeping the order this week, and here to give us the run down on local soccer with OneKnox FC and the She Believes Cup. We talk about the mid week premier league games, the weekends FA cup games, as well as our take on the champions league upcoming run down along with next weeks premier league games. Ryan's offically lost hope! Cobalt's math is bad, and he clearly is not listening to Jules, and Asher is out here having a decent time! 

Send a textTottenham continue their decent towards the championship, Arsenal pull off a nervy win and there are goals galore on Saturday.

Send a textAll 5 of the guys are back talking about, Arsenal, Liverpool and Man Utd. They also touch on a bunch of other random topics, you know how it is when there's a full house. Enjoy this week's episode of shenanigans and stupidity. 

Send us a textThis week, its just the two amigos, Ryan and Cobalt, so it'll be a slightly more real look at things in terms of this past week's premier league's goings on, although there was some flashing to discuss in the Cheslea game, did you see it? If not we'll let you know what happened. 

Send us a textCobalt, Ryan and Casey are joined this week by our velvet voiced special guest Scotty! These boys will take you through their insights into this week's premier league shenanigans. They discuss the potential cheat code to stopping Arsenal's set pieces, late winners at Liverpool and the Emirates along with a potential shout of Palace to potentially end up getting dragged into the relegation scarp. 

Send us a textCasey, Cobalt and Ryan guide you all through your matchweek 22 goings on in the premier league. Arsenal missed a chance to open up a gap, city missed a chance to make up some ground and Villa missed out on jumping into second place. Everyone messed up, but Burnley, West Ham and Wolves capitalized and gained some ground.

Send us a textYes you heard it! Asher is back! We have a rarity this season with all five of the guys back on the show, it will be chaotic, with side bars galore, but we'll do our best to cover the midweek premier league games and FA cup 3rd round games from the weekend. The boys also put down some moolah on a 5 game paralay

Send us a textThis week's episode we quickly get through week 19 and then dive into week 20. There's lot of goings on, we've lost two major club managers, seen a couple of upsets, and Casey's about to be parasite free... also this episode was split into 2 due to some tech issues. So, listen to this episode to get the rest of our shennangans. 

Send us a textThis week's episode we quickly get through week 19 and then dive into week 20. There's lot of goings on, we've lost two major club managers, seen a couple of upsets, and Casey's about to be parasite free... also this episode was split into 2 due to some tech issues. So, tune into the second episode as well. 

Send us a textThis week the boys are back from taking a wee Christmas hiatus, mainly because they're lazy or just socially active, or they were all just hungover you guess which one. Regardless Casey, Cobalt and Ryan are back to discuss match week 18's happenings. City are applying pressure to Arsenal, Villa look like they're going to have a season, and Chelsea and Newcastle can't seem to figure out if they want to be good, or average, hear more from your 3 offensive Sunday League hosts.

Send us a textThis week we get into week 16's league goings on. Casey lets us know how Arsenal have bottled it, Ryan lets us know how Spurs are Spursy and Cobalt tries to keep it all together. The Salah shenanigans might be behind us but there's still alot of jeopardy left in the season. 

Send us a textWe're back with two weeks worth games and how the weeks have swung things in the league, we'll get into all the major games and impacts to the league, we'll talk about the world cup draws as well as some of the champions league games that are up and coming, as well as have a good decision about what Salah's remarks might mean for his future.

Send us a textWe get back on the train discussing the best of the weekends highlights along with some goings on of the Champions league this past week as well as a look forward to the upcoming weeks fixtures which includes games mid-week and on the weekend.

Send us a textThis week we have a very special guest on, and we discuss last weeks matches, midweek champions league fixtures, and next weeks premier league fixtures. We have an understaffed lineup at the offensive third this week, BUT Harold more than makes up for it. As always, thank you for listening, we love you, and were proud of you! I think...

Send us a textThis week you get Ryan, Casey and Cobalt as your hosts talking about match week 11's games, along with some champions league shenanigans. They also enter into a discussion if the Premier Leagues more direct stylistic adoption is making the game boring. 

Send us a textWe're back, well atleast 3 of us. Ryan, Casey and Cobalt are here to walk you through week 10 of the EPL, and look at the upcoming weeks fixtures including champions league and EPL games for gameweek 11. They'll talk about the front runners Arsenal and the teams chasing them. 

Send us a textDale, Cobalt and Ryan are holding the down the fort this week breaking down all the weekend's games including the first Liverpool loss of the season (Finally!), and the relegated teams as they do bits after coming up. All this along with some very average assessments around the Balon D'or and a look at their fantasy gameweek decisions.

Send us a textDales pissed, Ryan's content, Casey's highly dissatisfied and cobalts used to it all. This week the guys break down week 5. 

Send us a textCasey, Ryan and Cobalt, are your hosts this week, talking about all things premier league after what feels like and exhaustive international break. Covering the Manchester derby, Arsenal vs Forrest, Spurs vs Burnley, and of course that Liverpool game, amongst some others. Also touching base on some FPL stuff. 

Send us a textWelcome back, TOT fans!This week we come to you without Cobalt, who is enjoying some time away, so the other four do their best. We cover all the games, with the major talking points being Spurs big win, Arsenal look good, some great mid table clashes, are West Ham going to survive, how handsome is Scott Parker, and why, oh why, are we still discussing how shit VAR is!?!Then we move onto the game Monday night, next week's clashes including the BIG BIG one Sunday, and a little FPL. Casey then updates the Platinum Pussies on his little phone number escapade with a lady friend. TBC... Thank you for listening. Please like, subscribe, share, download, and as always, we love you!

Send us a textWe're back for the first week of the season, we talk about the debut of two of the most talked about forwards this transfer window in Gyokeres and Sesko, and boy was it a letdown. We'll breakdown Liverpool and high scoring game against Bournemouth, as well as City's trouncing of Wolves. Casey is back so we have another episode of the platinum p*ssies. Tune for another week of shenanigans with Cobalt, Dale, Asher and Casey!

Send us a textThis week we have Dale, Cobalt, Ryan and Asher (he's back!) discussing all the goings on in the premier league from continued transfer rumors, the charity shield game analysis (if you want to call it that), as well as FPL goings on and a new segment called "Listen up F*rs" where we will have a fun hypothetical, or have one our guys go off on a rant, regardless of what each week entails, it should be a nice addition for the 25/26 season. Join us for our first pod of the 25/26 season, as we rev back up for our weekly attempts at being footy pundits! 

Send us a textThis week you'll get all your transfer news and rumors along with a look at England's Lioness path through the Euros and win today. Colbalt, Dale and Ryan are hosting this week and will give you a little preview at their early predictions on winners and FPL teams. 

Send us a textDale, Cobalt and Ryan are hosting today as they watch the Costa Rica and USA quarterfinals and discuss the club work cup goings on as well as the latest transfer news. Oh, and Cobalt's young lions finally give him something to be cheerful about!

Send us a textWelcome back, TOT fans! We are back to bullshit our way through an hour of nonsense, starting with the summer fixtures. That's right, the Concacaf Club World Cup International Friendly Expo sponsored by Weebo! Or something, we aren't sure. We talk about England's mishaps losing to Senegal, the US is having a bit of a mutiny, but does anyone care, and how, exactly, does Saudi Arabia make it into a North American tournament!? We talk about bit about the Club World Cup, some transfer news, Casey's dreams, what we've been up to, and end it off with a classic Asher joke.Thank you for listening! We are still looking forward to hearing from you about what content you'd like to hear over the summer, from the serious to the silly. Reach out to us, and please like, share, subscribe, download, and as always, WE LOVE YOU!

Send us a textWelcome back, TOT fans!We're coming at you live this week with our recap of an absolute hiding in Germany as PSG finally get the trophy they have craved. We discuss the game, get into some transfer banter, and just sort of hang out and chat as the season winds down and the summer lull comes on. During the summer, our pods will be more bi-weekly and mostly just us having a chat about footy news or whatever comes to mind. We would LOVE to hear from you. Please send us comments, suggestions  questions, or tell us we're shit! We just want to know what you would like to hear. Reach out to us via text, message our FB, or use the comment function on this page. Thank you for listening, and as always, WE LOVE YOU!

Send us a textPart 2: We discuss the last week of the league and go through our pre-season predictions along with expectations for our teams moving forward. Be warned this is a two-parter due to technical issues. 

Send us a textWe discuss the last week of the league and go through our pre-season predictions along with expectations for our teams moving forward. Be warned this is a two-parter due to technical issues. 

Send us a textIts the OG three this week and we are sorry. We dive into the premier league happenings this week, and ask the question, will Arsenal spurs it up? We take a look at the European competitions and review this week's mid-week results and look forward to this week's potential. We dive into a little bit of FIFAs shenanigans with club world cup, and discuss its relavance, and finally we ask the question were Liverpool hungover?

Send us a textWelcome back TOT fans! This week we are bringing you the second of two episodes, and we are all hyped up about one thing... Europe!This week Casey and Dale are off, so the other three lads get into a bit of the Premier League. We discuss Newcastle's form, and a huge win for Villa, Liverpool taking one step closer to the league, do United and Spurs even care at this point, and the race for top 4. But the main course for this show is having THREE clubs in European semifinals, with a demolition of Real Madrid by Arsenal, and a comeback for the ages by our friends at Manchester United. Would have loved to been a fly on the wall at Knox Brew Hub when that Maguire goal went in! We talk about who we expect to win, and who we'd like to see in the final. Also, who needs this trophy more: United, or Spurs? It'll be very exciting to see who takes Europe in May. Thank you for listening! Please like, subscribe, share, download, and as always, we love you!

Send us a textToday's episode has two of our favorite philanthropists Jenny and Austin the president and first man of kick n cancer. A non-profit organization based out of Knoxville, that helps cancer patients and this week we discuss this year's upcoming tournament. Hear a little about the tournament, favorite memories, details for this year, a look back at tournaments past and what to look forward to for this year's tournament! 

Send us a textWelcome back, TOT fans! We are back after a week off, and discussing some big happenings in and around the Premier League! We start off with Liverpool, and discussions of Salah, the King. What's his standing in PL history, who is he as a man, and where do he and the Reds go in the next two years?After that, we cover Spurs and United, and wonder if they would be in relegation scraps were it not for the bottom three being poorly. However, the prospect of a Spurs-United European final is as tasty as any the senior competition might offer. As we cover the other games of the week, we turn our attention to the Egyptian Prince, Omar Marmoush. Only Salah has more goals since he has joined the league, and everyone is quite impressed with him. And, of course, we cover the biggest European night in Arsenal's history since the final against Barcelona. After Rice's heroics in London, what will the Gunners have for the largest of European giants at the Bernabeu? We discuss the prospects, and offer our predictions for the game Wednesday that will command the attention of the footballing world.Thank you for listening! Please like, subscribe, share, download, and as always, we love you!

Send us a textWelcome back TOT fans! Shew, we survived the LONGEST INTERNATIONAL BREAK LITERALLY EVER. It has felt like ages, but the league is back and we are ready.This week we discuss the USMNT debacle vs Panama, the FA Cup and where should the semifinals be played, Trent leaving Liverpool, and discuss the best games for the upcoming week. Then we finish with some quite difficult PL trivia to end the show, during which you'll hear a lot of "hmm" and "errrr," but not a lot of correct answers. Try it at home and see how you do! Thank you for listening! Please like, subscribe, download, share, and as always, we love you!

Send us a textWelcome back TOT fans!On the show this week we tackle the week to forget for Asher with his Liverpool team crashing out of Champions League and losing the Carabao Cup Final. How quickly things can turn from "bring on Real Madrid and the sliverware," to "are we going to bottle the league!?"Dale, Casey, and Cobalt discuss the snoozefest that was Arsenal v Chelsea, Ryan just hopes that Ange keeps his job through to next season, we discuss games we didn't bother to watch, and we briefly get into the upcoming International Break, which we all need at the moment, quite frankly. This is our last break until the end of the season when one of our teams will be crowned at Premier League champions. Will it be a sputtering Liverpool, or will it be the Spursiest bottle of all time and Arsenal will nick it at the post? Thank you for listening! Please like, share, subscribe, download, and as always, we love you!

Send us a textWelcome back, TOT fans! We're back this week a man down after Cobalt was given two yellows on his Stag. Actually, he was feeling poorly and said his, "voice was gone." A likely story!Harry Kane counts us in as we get into all the action from the weekend, and talk a little about the Champions League and tell a few stories from over the weekend. Should United have won? Why would you captain Palmer over SALAH!?! Who got the better deal in a 2-2, Spurs or Bournemouth? How many cocks out of 5 is Darwin Nunez? Casey knows, and he will clue us in. We get into all this and discuss a few of the games coming up over the weekend, and who has the nicest path to a Champions League semi-final. As always, thank you for listening! Please like, share, subscribe, download, and as always, we love you!

Send us a textWelcome back TOT fans! This week we are coming to you live from funky Chinatown, where Millwall are kung fu fighting!Just kidding, it's still Asher's basement, and Millwall's keeper is just booting people in the head.We get into all the FA Cup action from the weekend, including red card madness, some incredible games going into PKs and extra time, who United should sign, Gordon missing a final against his new club, and who we think (barring City) will win, and who we HOPE win the Cup. After that we get into the PL action, where Asher admits the league is done but for the shouting, Dale and Cobalt discuss Arteta Out, and Ryan is please with Spurs even in a losing effort. We discuss the games next weekend and which ones will be worth watching, and wrap it up with some What Is That Is He Said about a certain ref who is not very well liked these days. Almost makes you pine for David Coote... almost. Thank you so much for listening! Please like, subscribe, download, share, and as always, we love you!

Send us a textWelcome back, TOT fans! The boys are back to discuss what was a potentially seismic weekend in the title race for the Premier League. After an Arsenal loss and and Liverpool win away to City, the gap is 11 and the Arsenal boys are calling it a wrap. Asher, however, is scarred by too many heartbreaking run-ins with City and isn't ready to call it done.We cover the best results of the weekend, including a United fight back, Tottenham looking good against Ipswich, a thriller at St. James Park, Busy Bees, and Villa turning over Chelsea.Finally we look ahead to an incredible midweek slate with some cracking games, play a little "would you rather," and Casey pitches us an idea for a new dating show starring him. Thank you for listening! Please like, share, subscribe, download, and as always, we love you!

Send us a textWelcome back, TOT fans! We are getting close to the title run in, with Liverpool holding a tenuous seven point lead over rivals Arsenal. The boys discuss all the games from the previous weekend, starting with the Spurs double over United. Turns out Anthony wasn't the problem, it was the Red Devils! Will Amorim make it through to next season? We don't mean sacked, we mean will he walk! Then we get into boring Liverpool, and the game of the season thus far in the Merseyside Derby. It was an incredible match and a fitting end to the rivalry at Goodison. We get into the other match ups and talk about Arsenal, and discuss how their lack of a 9 might affect their title hopes. After that, we get into the run in and look at some of the fixtures that could make or break the two teams fighting for the crown. Could the season come down to the May 10th meeting between the two? Before we wrap up with a preview of the games coming up, Asher asks the boys a "would you rather," score in an FA Cup Final, or a UCL Knockout game? We'd love to hear your take on the matter! Which would you choose? Thank you for listening and supporting us! Please like, subscribe, share, download, and as always, we love you!

Send us a textWelcome back, TOT fans! Well, well, well, what a week it was! Seventh heaven for Notts Forrest, Liverpool pop the Cherries, United are in the mud, Spurs pull out of their dive, and five star Arsenal humble City.This week, Dale, Hemal, and Asher start us off with Ryan and Casey coming in hot from Cookeville later in the show. Dale hustles the boys off the games "nobody cares about" as Asher and Cobalt discuss the inconsistency in teams in the PL. Ryan comes in and we talk about Spurs getting a much needed win, and Casey has to excuse himself with a cheek clencher. Then we get to the game everyone wants to discuss, the Arsenal dismantling of City. It's the win Arsenal needed, and City have never looked worse under Pep. It's a conundrum, but we attempt to unpack it. No show next Monday, as it's Super Bowl Sunday and we will all be watching with a gleam in our eyes, and prop bets in our hearts. The next PL game is the 2/12 make up fixture for Liverpool and Everton, and then the next Game Week is 2/14-16, so we'll be back 2/17 with a recap of that action.Thank you for listening! Please like, share, subscribe, download, telephone, tell a friend, and as always, WE LOVE YOU.

Send us a textWelcome back, TOT fans! We have braved the elements this week to get back to recording after being iced out last week.The most exciting part of the week was having the boys (sans Asher) meet Harold, our FPL league leader! Unfortunately we talked about everything but. Sorry Harold!Topics up this week are Amorim's health, are City back, what is Sanchez doing, what is MICHAEL OLIVER DOING, was Veltman's red legit, Liverpool roll along, but not as well as you may think, Isak is destined for London, Spurs are poor, and Casey is three. There's also a little play-by-play of the AFC title game from old timey 1930's announcer man.Thank you for listening! As always, like, subscribe, download, share, telephone, tell a friend, and until next week, we love you!

Send us a textWelcome back, TOT fans! We're back this week live on location from Asher's basement. We start the episode with a heavy dose of post mortem on Arsenal via Dale and Cobalt, who are fed up with the Gunners. We get into what's wrong, and why they lost both Cup games in the same week. Then Ryan and Asher discuss the Carabao Cup game between Spurs and Liverpool. Casey asks the boys what, exactly, constitutes silverware? This leads to a discussion about which trophies are most important to which clubs.Afterwards, the boys get into the team of the half-season, trying to come to a consensus on the standout 11 so far. We briefly get into the midweek games, in particular the Notts Forest-Liverpool game, and the North London Derby. This leads Casey to ask what constitutes a Derby match, and tells us what would be the surprising derby for his South Doyle HS team. We thank you for listening! Please like, subscribe, share, download, and as always, we love you!

Send us a textWelcome back, TOT fans! This week we are 5 Guys back inside you for another episode about all things Premier League! But before we get started, Casey calls a meeting of the PP's to get our take on a little situation. The boys do their best to steer him in a mature and well thought out way...Then we get into THAT game and THAT player. Of course we mean Liverpool-United and Trent Alexander-Arnold. There's lots to say about the situation! Then we touch on all the other fixtures, a Bournemouth super goal, will Lopetegui survive the next fortnight, and, oh yeah, I guess Arsenal played if we have to discuss that. The next round of games are two weeks away, so look forward to an FPL and mid-season award heavy episode next week! If you have Fantasy questions, please send them in so we can address them on the show. As always, we love you and thank you for supporting us. Please like, share, subscribe, download, and we will talk to you all next week!

Send us a textDale, Cobalt, and Ryan host this weeks run down of the boxing day matches along with matchweek 19 so far. The boys bring this last episode of the 2024 year from the OG studio, and bring back alot of the flare that only these three losers can create. Discussions around City being done, United being done, Tottenham being crap, and Arsenal being crap too (according to Dale), and of course Liverpool being too good! 

Send us a textWelcome back, TOT fans! This week we are down to three hosts, and also three sheets in the wind. It's the holiday season, and we are already getting in the spirits. Er, spirit. Is this our most insightful episode? No. But do we say some interesting things that will make you think? Also no. But do we get raunchy? You bet your sweet patootie we do!We cover all the big games this week, talk about Rashford's missus, watch a bit of the Cowboys game, and lay out a plan(?) for watching Boxing Day fixtures in the wild with the Binho board. You're invited, you should come! As always, we love and appreciate you, our listeners. Please like, share, subscribe, download, and come visit with us on Dec 26th at Schulz Brau. Merry Christmas, one and all!

Send us a textWelcome back, TOT fans!This week we are getting into all the incredible comebacks from the weekend games in the Premier League, starting with the Manchester Derby. United fans, you deserved this one! Later we discuss Ipswich coming back, a Wolves bust up, Chelsea are on a heater, same old story for Liverpool, are Robbo and Walker cooked, the 20-70 principle for Palace, and Asher juuuuuust couldn't help but wind Dale up about Arsenal. This was a fun one, and the boys finish up with a quick preview of the games for the coming weekend and a visit from the PP's. Thank you for listening! As always, like, share, subscribe, download, and never forget we love you!