The Podcast to End All Podcasts

This week we're minus one "this guy". That's okay though. Morgan takes us through the life and death of the famous, gone too soon rapper, Juice WRLD. Not before Joseph shares about his GFs birthday shinanagins and Morgan is getting closer to popping the question and becoming Mr Brandi. Also a special break where Mr Brandi (new rap name) shows off his rapping skillz.

Today Joseph arrives completely sleep deprived. It's definitely not as cool as you think. Eric's life is so boring, he gives us his wife's week-in-review. Morgan has another traumatic experience driving down the road. After the heart-warming commercial break, Eric tells us all about what used to be recommended for medical treatments. Remember, we suck at research and that is NOT what this show is about.

Let Joseph lead you down a dark tale of murder, satanism, drugs, and poop. Pazuzu was a man from CA that made his way to North Carolina to cause a little modern day mayhem. First we'll hear about Jojo's continued self torture with more native American culture appropriation. Morgan's girlfriend sees daytime vampires on the streets of Columbia, and Eric gives out more of his wife's personal information. 

Eric brings back more on the "crazy old rich white guy" series. Before that Joseph and Morgan show how they are the unsung heroes of today. 

We all want to know who we are... or who we think we are. Join us as we hear Morgan profile his friends as to what type of bird they are. Then journey with them through the Myers-Briggs test to find who the real leader of the group is. All of this is preceded by Joseph's hang up on "the details". 

In 2016, reports of mysterious illnesses affecting US diplomats started surfacing from Havana, Cuba. The phenomena has continued since then and has happened across the world. Listen to the guys try to cover this one. Also, Joseph likes his girlfriend and Morgan has road rage.

This topic should be a black mirror episode and it is from none other than the Prophet of West Columbia himself. Find out about corporate plans to infiltrate our dreams with advertisements. Don't worry... the topic is delivered in the usual fashion... with a lot of nonsense.

In this episode Joseph describes what can happen with the feather while he's in possession of it. Sounds like Morgan still milking the covid cow. Always looking for sympathy...*cough cough attention whore* cough cough. If Eric sounds A little off, it's because he's having migraines. His migraines have a name and it's Joseph. The tragic trio then discusses American obesity, where it came from and where it's headed.

Strap in and hold on... this one has a lot of tangents. Joseph shares his girlfriends Walmart parking lot surgery experience, Morgan discusses his heroic battle with Covid, and Eric likes pumpkin spice. For the main course, Joseph presents a miraculous tale about the various accounts of strange butterfly people saving lives while a viscous F5 tornado tore through Joplin, Missouri on May 22, 2011. Enjoy!

This week's topic is a computer model called the World3 System (or Model) that essentially predicts the end of the world, sooner than later! Egads! Special guest, Thom Kehr of Hold Fire is filling in this week. Morgan caught the Vid but was able to call into the show. Eric brings the topic, Joseph recalls a traumatic event, and Thom brings the pizzazz. Enjoy!

Three times is a charm. Joseph presents his thrice completed, once released magnum opus topic this week... Elisa Lam! As Joseph once stated, "it is a podcast staple." Elisa Lam was a young woman who met a mysterious and tragic end. She went missing while vacationing in the US and then was found naked and deceased in a water tank atop the place at which she was staying, the Cecil Hotel. Oh yeah, the guys take everyone along their usual amusing tangents.    Thanks to The Purrs for use of their music.

Morgan teaches class this week with a lesson about the Osage murders. They were a successful and flourishing tribe until they started dying in a peculiar pattern. Check it out.

John McAfee's was a virus protection software pioneer who led an... adventurous life, which includes: becoming a meditation guru, being the prime suspect in a gruesome murder, an allegedly having a sexual feces fascination. Listen to his tales while the guys give their normal abnormal commentary.

In the 80's, Steve Jackson Games developed a card game that some believe had predictive qualities. This was furthered by a Secret Service raid on Steve Jackson Games. Decide for yourself, is it magick, a coincidence, more tin foil hat nonsense, something else. Also listen to Morgan's amusing story relayed to him by his partner. 

Talian is out West so Jap and this Guy have a special guest, Bob Bacon. All three discuss their personal experience with recovery and addiction... and take some cheap shots at Joseph while he is not around to defend himself. Listen!

Today the topic is about the crazy things mentally unstable men do, but enough about Joseph and his pedicure. We all get a lesson from Morgan and why it's important to be a good driver and Eric sings us a little ditty for old times sake. The real topic is about the man who created a machine of destruction. We'll find out what small town mentality does to outsiders who move in and shake things up.

Learn about the art and some instances of anthropodermic bibliopegy. Three guesses as to who picked this topic. Here are a few hints: he is cranky, might be a time traveler, and wears a lot of black. The guys also go on a lot of unnecessary tangents... Enjoy!

Learn about the blue people of Kentucky. Seriously, there are people who are effing blue. Journey with the guys on there many tangents, which include but are not limited to: Morgan being the ultimate boyfriend, Joseph camping in unsuspecting friends' backyards, and Eric... being Eric. Also, tell your moms we said, "Sup?" Thanks to Carnotaurus Team for use of "x soundtrack" in the Ultimate Boyfriend bit!

Explore the possibly haunted Crescent Hotel in Eureka Springs, Arkansas this week with a skeleton crew. This Guy is absent…. or is he? Joseph and Morgan attempt to create a show worthy of production while Eric edits in the shadows. Also, Joseph is irritated by personalized ads and Morgan discusses triggering bumper stickers then assures everyone that nothing is wrong with his sexual urges. Check it out! A special thanks to Maurice "YoungBlaze" Clopton for use of his score, “Who are you super hero?”

The gang discusses the Mandela Effect. If you don't know what that is then listen, ya simple b*tch. Joseph doesn't have much going on (or so he says), Eric misses the K-hole, and Morgan was taken aback by some dog nuts. They also touch on their usual tangents: Joseph's testicles and banging your mom. *Point of Information: We have never released our episodes on Tuesdays. 

We made it to half a year of released content and none of us are dead or in prison! While we recuperate, enjoy this compilation of some of our best "commercials." They include adult video promos, exorcist who aren't afraid to kill, and other random weirdness. A special thanks to the Purrs for music  in SSRI commercial.   Just a reminder: New episodes will release on Weds starting next week when we return with shiny new content for your waxy holes. In the meantime, maybe do some work on yourself. We're looking at you, Kristie...  

This Guy attempts to entertain with the eerie occurrences in Black River Falls between 1890 and 1900s that are documented in the book Wisconsin Death Trip by Michael Lesy and the 1999 docudrama written and directed by James Marsh. But, to kick things off, Eric discusses his ire with TV series cancelation, Morgan gives an update of his son, Landon aka "Surgery Boy," and Joseph brings the mood down with a murder. The guys indulge in tangents, as usual. These include but are not limited to: The cinematic old west, the manliness of onesies, and Morgan's morbid driving fantasies. 

On this week's episode Joseph tells us about a date that is with a real life girl. Eric gives a media review, and Morgan talks about Brandi (no surprise there). JoJo wins the coin toss, which he already knew as the profit of West Columbia. He takes us on a journey of mystery with an overly wealthy family from the Florida pan handle. listen out for our misplaced commercial.

On this episode get ready for an excessive amount of fumbled jokes. Eric gives his thoughts on birthdays. The guys didn't bring Morgan a gift for Pacific Islander month, but he won the coin toss. Morgan, excessively interrupted, does a topic on French seer, Nostradamus. He goes into the lies, life and prophesies of the fake physician. Listen to get their takes on the fortune tellers predictions.

This episode is a little different… We are the topic! It is like your very own first date with Morgan, Joseph, and Eric (which may entitle you to funds from a class action lawsuit.) It starts off with some casual sh!t talking about some of the world's most beloved bands, dating apps, and the burdens of having a cleaning lady, etc., etc. Then, the guys answer various questions about themselves. It is funny, sincere, random, and completely self centered! Enjoy.

This week Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu artist, Laffit, returns to a working mic and informs us that he lives by "principles" and was once chased by an angry woman with a machete. Laffit, also a pro wrestling encyclopedia, leads the topic of pro wrestler, Bret the hitman Hart, wrestling moves and all other things wrestling. The whole gang critiques various movies, discuss maleness, and various other tangents. Despite Joseph hosting the episode, he's a little quiet. We blame Eric.

Ever wonder about Juggalos or Juggalo gangs? Never heard of a Juggalo? Well, this episode is a good way to start educating your self on this subculture. Joseph presents the topic, Eric makes jokes, and Morgan seems to have discomfort with the topic. Maybe he was scared by a clown as a child, who knows? Give it a listen.   A special thanks to: bone666138 for use of "8-bit-circus-music." Check it out at: https://freesound.org/s/198896/. metrostock99 for use of "Short Circus or Clown Music." Check it out at : https://freesound.org/s/514484/    

In this week's installment of the best thing you've ever heard… Morgan's children join us for the first half of the show. Eric enjoys profanity and celebrates getting a d*ck pick. Joseph marvels at his son's accomplishments and gives us a mental image of his package. Also, Morgan discusses the process for developing the new Covid-19 vaccines while Eric derails him every chance he gets. Hang around until the end of the show if you want to get to know is a little better.

Guest Jay Spears, possibly related to Britany Spears, joins the show to hear Eric discuss Broken Arrow. What's a broken arrow? Listen and find out, then tell Morgan. Joseph is charming as usual. Also find out what happens if you lay in a tub of mineral spirits.  A special thanks to Simonays for use of "Banjo Opener." Find it at: https://freesound.org/s/533545/

Joseph brings the topic of Scooby Doo and some related fan theories. Morgan and Eric discuss movies and comics, Joseph vents about his Batman resentment. Eric doubles down on his male genitalia images campaign. Joseph is confused and the cracks in his mask begin to show. Morgan is over it. In summation we all had a grand time!   

Eric brings you, Coral Castle in Florida, an impressive attraction. Without Joseph's guiding light, Eric and Morgan find themselves wandering repeatedly off topic into various other subjects. It's all very entertaining, and a good time was had by all.

We are happy to have special guest, Brazilian Jiu jitsu gold medalist, Laffit. Listen, and I mean turn it up because we had mic issues, to Morgan totally belittle and insult part of his own ethnic background. Joseph and Morgan both go on a rant about male rights and Eric is absent.

We made you wait for the finale to the trilogy of treachery. Our beautiful blood countess is wrapped up as Morgan continues to butcher non-English words. Joseph expresses his frustrations with not understanding the coin process (we admit, it's confusing). Morgan bitches about a car he bought, and Eric fakes us out on the toe report. You don't want to miss it. 

Eric, Joseph, and Morgan muse on the origins of some slang words and phrases. Also there's some accusations of mind control, a gross toe update, and a lady bug shows up. Good times!

Joseph revisits the topic that primed the well, The Lee County lizard man! A cryptid that haunts the swamps of central South Carolina. Morgan becomes distracted by candle wax, Eric reminds us that "there is a science behind that". A grand time was had by all.

Continuing with our celebration of women's historical achievements, we go on to Part two of our three week series on Elizabeth Bathory who holds the Guinness World record for most prolific female murderer. Before getting down to the business at hand, the guys revisit Joseph's predilection for attacking his genitalia with grooming tools, Morgan discusses his less-than-perfect Valentine's Day gift, and Eric updates everyone who never wanted to know about his toe health. 

In anticipation of women's history month, in part 1 of a 3 part series, Morgan enlightens us on the topic of history's most prolific serial killer, The Blood Countess Elizabeth Bathory. Listen as Morgan butchers Hungarian words while relaying the tale of the blood countess's bizarre killings. Elizabeth proved that mass murder is not just for the men. Unfortunately she still earned about 20% less than her male peers in the same field.

Listen in on our new  Double-mini-sode episode. In the first part, Eric brings up how little we know about the civilizations of the Earth. Human existence is just a "blip" compared to the existence of the planet. Then in the second part, we get goofy as Eric has researched the birth-decades of slang terms and even some slang that only our eldest member can recall from his youth...because he's old...it's Joseph. Joseph's old. 

While Eric is down with Covid 19, Joseph and Morgan have an opportunity to discuss some of their most hated parts of working on homes, HOMEOWNERS! Listen as they rant about how clueless people are about what's involved in skilled trades. People. Are. The. Worst. Also bare with Morgan as he tells a story that has no relevance to anything at all and is quite insignificant.

In this episode, Morgan pretends to be a movie critic and reviews The Exorcism of Emily Rose. He gives it a 9/10 while other critics only rate it at a 4/10. You decide. Then he deep dives into the real life person for whom this movie and other exorcism movies have drawn from. Eric is still out. We're beginning to suspect that he's cleaned out all of the Japtalian accounts and is headed for Aruba.

Morgan Impressed his two only friends by researching a topic they actually cared about discussing. Listen to his classic name-butchering skill once again showing up in this historic case of air piracy. The only case that has the FBI still saying "WTF?" 

Joseph talks about some examples of love involving the bodies of the deceased. Morgan and Thom remain open minded.

Eric discusses his experiences with the medicinal use of ketamine to combat his depression.  Morgan shares some of his struggles with depression and Joseph talks a little about his recreational abuse of hallucinogens. Thank you to The Purrs for loaning us some music.  

Eric depresses us by discussing the death penalty in the US and then tries to bore us to death with never ending lists and statistics. Joseph and Morgan desperately try to make appropriate jokes to lighten the mood. It actually is pretty palatable.

Joseph discusses the account of Peter Stumpp, the werewolf of Bedburg. Then the discussion pivots to the Kentucky meat shower which has nothing to do with a circle jerk or anything of that nature :(  We also harass one another as usual.  And a special thanks to The Purrs for their musical contribution.

Morgan discusses his personal experience with eerie light sightings, Joseph delights at the supernatural aspect of the conversation, and Eric's behavior is erratic due to persistent insomnia.  

Our first released episode (the sound improves on the next episode). Morgan discusses medieval (and modern) torture techniques and devices, Eric admits a fascination with prostate play, and Joseph gets semi-aroused. Somewhere along our journey we take some cheap shots at Lindsey Grahams alleged sexual interactions.