The Swamp Circus

This week the Swamp Circus invades Megacon. Join Andy, Kerry and Baby A as they nerdgasm all over Mal, Gina and Ralph Macchio.

Swamp Circus returns from the afterlife to bring you yet another member pick in what could be our finest hour or three. Join Andy, Kerry and Dean for your morning Yuck yucks as we present Swamp Circus's production of The Crow!

Join Mr and Mrs. Swamp Circus and Dean Martin from The Lost Drive in and Kirking Off as they cover the greatest Star Trek crossover in history.... Only today on boldly going nowhere!!!

A  landmark day for The Swamp Circus, all the way from the Commonwealth cometh a legend to sit down with Mr Swamp Circus and talk Star Trek, sex, drugs, and work ethic......YOURS....IS.......SUPERIOR. My dear Carnies it is my pleasure to introduce Dean Martin from Kirking Off, in Swamp Circus's production of Symbiosis. 

The epic conclusion to our two part Tales from the big top..... Mrs. Swamp Circus recounts several stories straight from the Guadalcanal, while a jackoff plays audio clips and destroys Neil Young....

The first in a two part series, join Dr Cones, and Short bus as they unravel the deeper secrets of trustworthy Christians.... The episode two years in the making, Mrs. Swamp Circus will talk  about her sordid past! Welcome back to The Swamp Circus!

The only thing harder than surviving a horde of Xenomorph's is to edit a podcast!!! Especially about Xenomorph's cause you can't stop talking about them! Happy Holidays, from The Weyland Utani, aka The Swamp Circus!!!

In our third and final sneak peak in our bonus content, Kerry dishes out laughter in spades as she takes a Swamp Circus sized shit on the romance between Wesley Crusher and The Traveler. Focus your thought Powers for our review Where no one has gone before.....And no it's not the same episode we put out a couple of months....you know what fuck off if you don't know.

This week we have a special preview of our bonus content  with Space is Lost : a star trek Voyager podcast, we discuss The Phage and what happens when your first contact with a new race of people includes Neelix in the away team (oh, like you wouldn't have tried to kill him if you had the chance!). Incurable viruses that turn people into monsters, Kes gets caught being a Karen and the Doctor continues to learn how to be human better than one in the 21st century. Enjoy!

Three bonus episodes coming to you this holiday season. Wrapped with all the love and generosity in our trashy little hearts. The first being the beloved Star Trek classic episode The Naked Time.

Following an extended shore leave. The Swamp Circus returns, humbly bringing you the most manly episode of DS9 that could ever be. Join Mr and Mrs. Swamp Circus for our review of Captive Pursuit... I AM TOSK!!!

This week on the funhouse, an existential conversation on death.... And women who sexually abuse Golden Retrievers.

God hath commanded us unworthy to cast out all demons, that we might praise all that is good and righteous in this world. Roughly translated Kerry asked us degenerates to stop shitting on Rian Johnson and Tom Cruise long enough to talk about how hot Matthew Mcconaughey and Bill Paxton are... unfortunately we never seem to get there what with the random songs and kissing Powers Booth's ass. 

The lads come together to discuss less than dignified moments of manhood and middle age.

Today we proudly bring our review of Walt Disney's masterpiece....and completely destroy it. Yes deer friends step out into the wilderness with the Swamp Circus as we bring you riveting conversations on animation, wildlife, and deer penis.

Hey Debbie, guess what Debbie? You know the Swamp Circus, Debbie? They just published our movie Debbie. Oh hey Mike, really Mike, the movie we were in Mike? Exactly Debbie! The one with the Klowns Mike? Yes Debbie! Oh Mike that's amazing! Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike, Debbie Debbie Debbie Debbie, Joe Lombardo.

In his premiere performance, we submit for your approval, Radio Dave, and we want you to devour every inch of this hardcore lean mean badass marine as The Swamp Circus reviews yet another badass episode of The Twilight Zone.

A brand new podcast.... Courtesy of the Nine Toed Man. Grab the popcorn cause were settling down for the greatest episode of the twilight zone. Our story tonight, submitted for your disapproval tells of Mr. Ed Wynne long before he starred in Mary Poppins and some time after he became a wee bit too friendly with many children. This podcast has now been edited and shall now be uploaded....To your Erogenous Zone.

Okay kids, get your good sandals on.  The Double Wide Castle is taking you to the Big Top tonight for Swamp Circus's production of Dumbo!! Please stay together and if you happen to see any funny animals with distinguishing features, they are an abomination made by the hands of Lucifer. I would expect that any respecting child of mine would call out such evil, and cast stones at him so that he may be aware he's Satans lapdog.

Grab your nuts horror fans... Nicholas Cage hath returned looking sexy as fuck and ready to melee an entire character breakfast...  

Join Kerry (yes she still works here.) And Andy for in depth coverage of the next episode of Babble...I mean Babel.   

Join the Swamp Circus as Manischev Kev shows the world how strong the ties that bind truly are....  

It's.....Uh.....It's Fantasia people.

Be here for a truly historic moment in Swamp Circus lore when the legend reveals himself.... But, Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!

Enjoy some adolescent fun as Manischev Kev and Andy give voice to the Swamp Circus fanbase....

Andy and Kev stay sober long enough to tackle real world issues...till it's seriously depressing, then it's back to money drugs and sex.

Welcome back to Sideshow Matt's Horror Freakshow.... Although you might not know it, because I was too high to pronounce it correctly.... this week we review Species... God bless Michael Madsen.

Join the Swamp Circus boys as they step back in time to the late 19th Century to shame the worst parent ever.... Along the way you'll pick up solid tips about why we don't talk to strangers nor tear down theme parks.... I'm talking to you Boardwalk and Baseball, I never even got to go!!! All today on the Swamp Circus!!!

Ladies and Gentleman.... Step right up and purchase admission to the brand new sideshow brought to you by the Swamp Circus.... The Double Wide Castle.... A Disney Movie podcast.... That does not mean let the kids listen!

Hop aboard the murder ride with your favorite degenerates once again for a kneestabbing uhhh...slapping good time on Swamp Circus's review of Rob Zombie's first. House Of 1000 Corpses!!!

A groundbreaking moment in Swamp Circus history... Join Mr Swamp Circus and Sideshow Matt as Babyboy Barnes takes his first steps right into the arms of the trashiest podcast in the business. This week we review The Thing...err I mean Jaws....I mean Aliens... DeepStar 6!!! Your sure to enjoy the podcast way more than the movie, unless you love Greg Evigan as much as I do.

The Prodigal Son returns to shoot out his way through the trench run to land a spot in the main feed. To show those without force powers{membership}. Exactly what they are missing. Join the boys as they lightly graze a topic and then as per usual pick on Tom Cruise and talk about monkey sex.

Join the boys for a ride on the trashy express as they bring you hard hitting coverage of the greatest zombie movie ever made... Please store hats and sunglasses, and keep your feet and hands in the train at all times. Cause this here is the wildest ride in South Korea.

This week on The Swamp Circus... Grim Grinning Podcasters come out to saterize with George C Scott in The Changeling. Listen in horror as your favorite podcast host's poke fun at Trish Vandevere, payphones, and dead children. Then remember that you have a soul and go give money to charity, preferably Swamp Circus via Patreon.com.   

For Momma, our glorious paid patron.  So Perfect!

Join Sideshow Matt and Mr. Swamp Circus as they attempt to make sense of John Carpenter's The Thing.... If you can remember anything about The Thing, cause I sure can't. Seriously if you understand this movie, please explain it to me.

Join Mr and Mrs Swamp circus as they cover the second episode of DS9, which they thought was the third. Cause shit happens people...  

Just what it sounds like people.  We talk about toys.

Sideshow Matt and Andy back on the job bringing you a review of a Spielberg classic. Actually most of it were just talking about how hot Phoebe Cates is....How the hell did Kevin Kline land this broad?

Wrap up November with the misadventures of two misunderstood hillbilly types.... Then there's Tucker and Dale

This week the boys take a look at the amazing feats of strength that Pamela Voorhees demonstrate and whether or not Jason is truly dead. Enjoy!

In a trailer park far far away.... THE SWAMP CIRCUS HOUSEHOLD HAS BECOME ENGULFED IN GALATIC TYPE TURMOIL. ONLY THE EXORBORANT COST OF GOING TO A DOPE THEME PARK RUN BY AN INTERNATIONAL CONGLOMERATE CAN HOPE TO BRING PEACE.... THE EMPORER DADDIUS REGAILS A TAIL OF TRIUMPH AND REDEMPTION TO LORD MATTIUS IN AN ATTEMPT TO KILL TIME UNTIL FURTHER EPISODES ARE EDITED, CAUSE THAT SHIT TAKES FOREVER..... TO SAY NOTHING OF THE FACT THAT MRS SWAMP CIRCUS HAS RUN OFF TO THE TEXAS SYSTEM FOR TWO WEEKS BECAUSE.... REASONS.   That's them, and I'm sure Skywalker isn't with them. Set course...for the Battu system! TODAY ON...                                 SWAMP CIRCUS  

A tale unlike any, told from both sides of the fence.  Learn about Kev's insult to the dark hasbro gods. And the sacrifices and punishments he and Sideshow Matt endured tonight on the Swamp Circus!!

Grab your leather, a double ender and your industrial hooks. Cause Swamp Circus is lubed up and shall show you such pleasures!!

Join us in celebration of the festive season to rejoice with tales of murder and furry sex. The Swamp Circus proudly (at gunpoint} covers the first of may picks of Mic Barnes. Trick or Treat!

JOIN ANDY AND KERRY FOR THE SECOND INSTALLMENT OF DS9, AND GET IN DEPTH REVIEWS OF THE EPIC FAILURE OF BOBO CHOLO...DABO SOHO....NONO RORO....HE'S A FUCKING BAJORAN.

Listen, learn, and join antimasking white trash as they give you every reason to reject quarantine and evil evil twins.

Andy and Kerry are back to discuss just how much she's never seen again on this week's episode as we dish about Andy's affinity for closet gay seamen, how useless the French are and Jonah and the giant fish. Enjoy!

This week join the boys as they discourse about bad hair, bad actors, horrible working conditions.... awesome movie! survive Andy and Matt's review of the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Sacrifice your virgins in the name of the white trash gods.  Or just your time and have a listen to the next episode of your favorite shitty podcast. 

The Conclusion of Kev's journey to America and the highs and lows of Immigration in the eighties. Put on virtue signaling hat and revel in your self guilt as he beguiles you with his patriotism and the dangers of a Russian Christmas. All tonight on the Swamp Circus!