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Movies, Star Trek, Disney and everything-in-between reviews from a middle class, white trash, perspective. Andy, Kerry and the troupe of guys will give you their take on it all unapologetically. Welcome to circus!! http://www.theswampcircus.com


    • Jun 6, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
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    Two fistbumps and a chump

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2022 27:40


    This week the Swamp Circus invades Megacon. Join Andy, Kerry and Baby A as they nerdgasm all over Mal, Gina and Ralph Macchio.

    The Crow

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2022 144:34


    Swamp Circus returns from the afterlife to bring you yet another member pick in what could be our finest hour or three. Join Andy, Kerry and Dean for your morning Yuck yucks as we present Swamp Circus's production of The Crow!

    Trials and Tribblations

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2022 85:25


    Join Mr and Mrs. Swamp Circus and Dean Martin from The Lost Drive in and Kirking Off as they cover the greatest Star Trek crossover in history.... Only today on boldly going nowhere!!!

    Symbiosis

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2022 112:49


    A  landmark day for The Swamp Circus, all the way from the Commonwealth cometh a legend to sit down with Mr Swamp Circus and talk Star Trek, sex, drugs, and work ethic......YOURS....IS.......SUPERIOR. My dear Carnies it is my pleasure to introduce Dean Martin from Kirking Off, in Swamp Circus's production of Symbiosis. 

    An American in Papua. Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2022 45:13


    The epic conclusion to our two part Tales from the big top..... Mrs. Swamp Circus recounts several stories straight from the Guadalcanal, while a jackoff plays audio clips and destroys Neil Young....

    An American in Paupua. Part 1.

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2022 41:58


    The first in a two part series, join Dr Cones, and Short bus as they unravel the deeper secrets of trustworthy Christians.... The episode two years in the making, Mrs. Swamp Circus will talk  about her sordid past! Welcome back to The Swamp Circus!

    Aliens

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2021 153:46


    The only thing harder than surviving a horde of Xenomorph's is to edit a podcast!!! Especially about Xenomorph's cause you can't stop talking about them! Happy Holidays, from The Weyland Utani, aka The Swamp Circus!!!

    Where no one has gone before/TNG

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2021 82:32


    In our third and final sneak peak in our bonus content, Kerry dishes out laughter in spades as she takes a Swamp Circus sized shit on the romance between Wesley Crusher and The Traveler. Focus your thought Powers for our review Where no one has gone before.....And no it's not the same episode we put out a couple of months....you know what fuck off if you don't know.

    The Phage- Voyager

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2021 107:29


    This week we have a special preview of our bonus content  with Space is Lost : a star trek Voyager podcast, we discuss The Phage and what happens when your first contact with a new race of people includes Neelix in the away team (oh, like you wouldn't have tried to kill him if you had the chance!). Incurable viruses that turn people into monsters, Kes gets caught being a Karen and the Doctor continues to learn how to be human better than one in the 21st century. Enjoy!

    The Naked Time/T.O.S

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2021 119:00


    Three bonus episodes coming to you this holiday season. Wrapped with all the love and generosity in our trashy little hearts. The first being the beloved Star Trek classic episode The Naked Time.

    Captive Pursuit/DS9

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2021 77:51


    Following an extended shore leave. The Swamp Circus returns, humbly bringing you the most manly episode of DS9 that could ever be. Join Mr and Mrs. Swamp Circus for our review of Captive Pursuit... I AM TOSK!!!

    Bereavement and Beastiality

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2021 70:58


    This week on the funhouse, an existential conversation on death.... And women who sexually abuse Golden Retrievers.

    Frailty

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2021 131:32


    God hath commanded us unworthy to cast out all demons, that we might praise all that is good and righteous in this world. Roughly translated Kerry asked us degenerates to stop shitting on Rian Johnson and Tom Cruise long enough to talk about how hot Matthew Mcconaughey and Bill Paxton are... unfortunately we never seem to get there what with the random songs and kissing Powers Booth's ass. 

    Code Brown and Orange

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2021 60:54


    The lads come together to discuss less than dignified moments of manhood and middle age.

    Bambi

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2021 113:10


    Today we proudly bring our review of Walt Disney's masterpiece....and completely destroy it. Yes deer friends step out into the wilderness with the Swamp Circus as we bring you riveting conversations on animation, wildlife, and deer penis.

    Killer Klowns from Outer Space

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2021 145:09


    Hey Debbie, guess what Debbie? You know the Swamp Circus, Debbie? They just published our movie Debbie. Oh hey Mike, really Mike, the movie we were in Mike? Exactly Debbie! The one with the Klowns Mike? Yes Debbie! Oh Mike that's amazing! Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike, Debbie Debbie Debbie Debbie, Joe Lombardo.

    To Serve Man

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2021 48:13


    In his premiere performance, we submit for your approval, Radio Dave, and we want you to devour every inch of this hardcore lean mean badass marine as The Swamp Circus reviews yet another badass episode of The Twilight Zone.

    Mr. Death

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2021 56:18


    A brand new podcast.... Courtesy of the Nine Toed Man. Grab the popcorn cause were settling down for the greatest episode of the twilight zone. Our story tonight, submitted for your disapproval tells of Mr. Ed Wynne long before he starred in Mary Poppins and some time after he became a wee bit too friendly with many children. This podcast has now been edited and shall now be uploaded....To your Erogenous Zone.

    Dumbo

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2021 141:29


    Okay kids, get your good sandals on.  The Double Wide Castle is taking you to the Big Top tonight for Swamp Circus's production of Dumbo!! Please stay together and if you happen to see any funny animals with distinguishing features, they are an abomination made by the hands of Lucifer. I would expect that any respecting child of mine would call out such evil, and cast stones at him so that he may be aware he's Satans lapdog.

    Willy's Wonderland

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2021 135:46


    Grab your nuts horror fans... Nicholas Cage hath returned looking sexy as fuck and ready to melee an entire character breakfast...  

    Babel/DS9

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2021 101:28


    Join Kerry (yes she still works here.) And Andy for in depth coverage of the next episode of Babble...I mean Babel.   

    Jess is a Queen

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2021 87:24


    Join the Swamp Circus as Manischev Kev shows the world how strong the ties that bind truly are....  

    Fantasia

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2021 118:47


    It's.....Uh.....It's Fantasia people.

    The Financier

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2021 101:02


    Be here for a truly historic moment in Swamp Circus lore when the legend reveals himself.... But, Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!

    Carney Calls

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2021 39:56


    Enjoy some adolescent fun as Manischev Kev and Andy give voice to the Swamp Circus fanbase....

    Little Green Backs

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2021 45:44


    Andy and Kev stay sober long enough to tackle real world issues...till it's seriously depressing, then it's back to money drugs and sex.

    Species

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2021 127:33


    Welcome back to Sideshow Matt's Horror Freakshow.... Although you might not know it, because I was too high to pronounce it correctly.... this week we review Species... God bless Michael Madsen.

    Pinnochio

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2021 108:21


    Join the Swamp Circus boys as they step back in time to the late 19th Century to shame the worst parent ever.... Along the way you'll pick up solid tips about why we don't talk to strangers nor tear down theme parks.... I'm talking to you Boardwalk and Baseball, I never even got to go!!! All today on the Swamp Circus!!!

    Snow White

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2021 141:58


    Ladies and Gentleman.... Step right up and purchase admission to the brand new sideshow brought to you by the Swamp Circus.... The Double Wide Castle.... A Disney Movie podcast.... That does not mean let the kids listen!

    House of 1000 Corpses

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2021 116:40


    Hop aboard the murder ride with your favorite degenerates once again for a kneestabbing uhhh...slapping good time on Swamp Circus's review of Rob Zombie's first. House Of 1000 Corpses!!!

    DeepStar 6

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2021 75:59


    A groundbreaking moment in Swamp Circus history... Join Mr Swamp Circus and Sideshow Matt as Babyboy Barnes takes his first steps right into the arms of the trashiest podcast in the business. This week we review The Thing...err I mean Jaws....I mean Aliens... DeepStar 6!!! Your sure to enjoy the podcast way more than the movie, unless you love Greg Evigan as much as I do.

    Manischev Kev's Funhouse

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2021 50:22


    The Prodigal Son returns to shoot out his way through the trench run to land a spot in the main feed. To show those without force powers{membership}. Exactly what they are missing. Join the boys as they lightly graze a topic and then as per usual pick on Tom Cruise and talk about monkey sex.

    Train to Busan

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2021 77:58


    Join the boys for a ride on the trashy express as they bring you hard hitting coverage of the greatest zombie movie ever made... Please store hats and sunglasses, and keep your feet and hands in the train at all times. Cause this here is the wildest ride in South Korea.

    The Changeling (1980)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2021 75:05


    This week on The Swamp Circus... Grim Grinning Podcasters come out to saterize with George C Scott in The Changeling. Listen in horror as your favorite podcast host's poke fun at Trish Vandevere, payphones, and dead children. Then remember that you have a soul and go give money to charity, preferably Swamp Circus via Patreon.com.   

    REBECCA/2020

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2021 103:16


    For Momma, our glorious paid patron.  So Perfect!

    The Thing

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2021 83:39


    Join Sideshow Matt and Mr. Swamp Circus as they attempt to make sense of John Carpenter's The Thing.... If you can remember anything about The Thing, cause I sure can't. Seriously if you understand this movie, please explain it to me.

    BOLDLY GOING NOWHERE

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2021 59:50


    Join Mr and Mrs Swamp circus as they cover the second episode of DS9, which they thought was the third. Cause shit happens people...  

    Toys

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2021 48:27


    Just what it sounds like people.  We talk about toys.

    Gremlins

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2020 107:11


    Sideshow Matt and Andy back on the job bringing you a review of a Spielberg classic. Actually most of it were just talking about how hot Phoebe Cates is....How the hell did Kevin Kline land this broad?

    Tucker and Dale vs Evil

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2020 76:04


    Wrap up November with the misadventures of two misunderstood hillbilly types.... Then there's Tucker and Dale

    Friday the 13th

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2020 64:24


    This week the boys take a look at the amazing feats of strength that Pamela Voorhees demonstrate and whether or not Jason is truly dead. Enjoy!

    Swamp Circus invades Star Wars Land

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2020 34:54


    In a trailer park far far away.... THE SWAMP CIRCUS HOUSEHOLD HAS BECOME ENGULFED IN GALATIC TYPE TURMOIL. ONLY THE EXORBORANT COST OF GOING TO A DOPE THEME PARK RUN BY AN INTERNATIONAL CONGLOMERATE CAN HOPE TO BRING PEACE.... THE EMPORER DADDIUS REGAILS A TAIL OF TRIUMPH AND REDEMPTION TO LORD MATTIUS IN AN ATTEMPT TO KILL TIME UNTIL FURTHER EPISODES ARE EDITED, CAUSE THAT SHIT TAKES FOREVER..... TO SAY NOTHING OF THE FACT THAT MRS SWAMP CIRCUS HAS RUN OFF TO THE TEXAS SYSTEM FOR TWO WEEKS BECAUSE.... REASONS.   That's them, and I'm sure Skywalker isn't with them. Set course...for the Battu system! TODAY ON...                                 SWAMP CIRCUS  

    Manischev Kev and the Tale of Terror

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2020 38:50


    A tale unlike any, told from both sides of the fence.  Learn about Kev's insult to the dark hasbro gods. And the sacrifices and punishments he and Sideshow Matt endured tonight on the Swamp Circus!!

    Hellraiser

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2020 68:00


    Grab your leather, a double ender and your industrial hooks. Cause Swamp Circus is lubed up and shall show you such pleasures!!

    Trick or Treat

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2020 55:42


    Join us in celebration of the festive season to rejoice with tales of murder and furry sex. The Swamp Circus proudly (at gunpoint} covers the first of may picks of Mic Barnes. Trick or Treat!

    DS9 PAST PROLOGUE

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2020 65:36


    JOIN ANDY AND KERRY FOR THE SECOND INSTALLMENT OF DS9, AND GET IN DEPTH REVIEWS OF THE EPIC FAILURE OF BOBO CHOLO...DABO SOHO....NONO RORO....HE'S A FUCKING BAJORAN.

    The Shining

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2020 69:46


    Listen, learn, and join antimasking white trash as they give you every reason to reject quarantine and evil evil twins.

    Master and Commander (2003)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2020 108:45


    Andy and Kerry are back to discuss just how much she's never seen again on this week's episode as we dish about Andy's affinity for closet gay seamen, how useless the French are and Jonah and the giant fish. Enjoy!

    Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2020 58:32


    This week join the boys as they discourse about bad hair, bad actors, horrible working conditions.... awesome movie! survive Andy and Matt's review of the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

    Cabin in the Woods

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2020 84:17


    Sacrifice your virgins in the name of the white trash gods.  Or just your time and have a listen to the next episode of your favorite shitty podcast. 

    An American tail part 2 with Manischev Kev

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2020 30:51


    The Conclusion of Kev's journey to America and the highs and lows of Immigration in the eighties. Put on virtue signaling hat and revel in your self guilt as he beguiles you with his patriotism and the dangers of a Russian Christmas. All tonight on the Swamp Circus!

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