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This week we speak about the Harry Potter series as a whole and look back on it's highs and lows.

In this week's episode we take another look at the final entry of the Harry Potter series and try not to embarrass ourselves by pronouncing French names.

In this week's episode Harry has an out of body experience, more fighting breaks out at Hogwarts, and some Death Eaters sort of fall down and aren't seen again.

In this week's episode we get a disturbing glimpse into Snape's past, Harry dies, and we look back on stupid Dumbledore and his rocks.

In this week's episode Hogwarts is under siege, two horcruxes are destroyed, and we learn that Ron is a snake (Snon).

In this week's episode the main trio infiltrates Hogwarts, accidentally triggers a revolution, and Voldemort is not lazy, Voldemort has hustle.

In this week's episode the main trio complete their escape from Gringotts, quickly make their way toward Hogwarts, and if this dragon goes below 55 miles per hour we'll explode!

In this week's episode the main trio transitions from their encounter at Malfoy Manor into a heist, said heist doesn't go well, and we question if Hermione knows what a disguise is.

In this week's episode the main trio are captured and imprisoned, they bumble their way to freedom, and that dragon might as well be wearing sunglasses.

In this week's episode the main trio learn about a trio of magical artifacts, many dots are connected, and Harry's Harry Potter senses are tingling.

In this week's episode the main trio is reunited, they walk into another trap, and encounter the narrative tool known as Chekhov's horn.

In this weeks episode the main duo falls into a very obvious trap, some light is shone on Dumbledore's lurid past, and we try to defeat evil by camping.

In this week's episode the main trio are bad at camping, Harry gets to go back home, and they try to get all the beans.

In this week's episode the main trio execute their sloppy heist, acquire their first horcrux, and we take a little Voldemort vacation.

In this week's episode a dramatic parting happens at Grimmauld place, the main trio starts off a heist, and Harry Potter ruins my whole life.

In this week's episode the main trio begin their life on the run, we hear a revealing if not exactly tear jerking tale, and debate the merits of armor made out of photographs of motorcycles and muggle women.

In this week's episode Harry has an awkward birthday, we get to experience a magical wedding, and ponder the age old mystery of if Voldemort has legs.

In this week's episode we debrief after a botched operation, the Burrow gets a little crowded, and we consider trying to weaponize near death experiences.

In this week's episode Harry experiences an awkward parting from his family, a routine clone operation goes wrong, and Harry is in fact a Harry.

In the first episode of the final book in the series we catch up on the goings on of the dark forces, Harry samples a couple of opposed opinions on the late Dumbledore, and we reflect on what a shitty houseguest Voldemort is.

In our wrap-up episode for Half Blood Prince we look at the highs and mostly lows of the book as a whole and ponder how we came to like that Voldemort fella so much.

In this week's episode Hogwarts deals with a power vacuum, we attend a very crowded funeral, and try to throw a Flipendo in here or there.

In this week's episode Hogwarts has some unexpected visitors, Snape finally takes a leave of absence, and we ponder the idea of becoming a double ghost.

In this week's episode Harry learns some highly upsetting news, we get to see Voldemort's favorite vacation spot, and it looks like the Dew's gone bad.

In this week's episode we learn what makes Voldemort so hard to kill, Harry makes a strong impression on Malfoy, and we celebrate the return of Runil Wazlib.  

In this week's episode Harry tries to catch the dastardly Draco Malfoy in the act, we see what my well be a traditional spider funeral, and wonder here the hair is coming from.

In this week's episode Harry employs his best agents for an important task, Voldemort has a job interview, and learn about story time with Aragog.

In this week's episode we see a bit of Voldemort's time at Hogwarts, experience Ron's worst birthday, and learn about Draco's deep passion for surprise parties.

In this week's episode we see the swankiest party ever held at Hogwarts, enjoy a no-so-warm holiday at the Burrow, and wonder why Harry is carrying around a grapefruit.

In this week's episode we get a glimpse into Voldemort's childhood, try to survive a whole bunch of teen drama, and realize that snakes are very passionate conversationalists.

In this week's episode we see some blatant sports based cheating, experience quite possibly the worst visit to Hogsmeade ever, and lament how little we know about the lifespan of giant, magical arachnids.

In this special episode we look at some of the missed opportunities the dark forces could better exploit to lead to the downfall of our favorite boy who lived.

In this week's episode we engage with potions like never before, meet Voldemort's delightful family, and get to meet the cool, casual Snape.

In this week's episode Harry does bad at stealth, experiences a not so warm welcome back to Hogwarts, and accuses the upstanding gentleman Voldemort of recruiting children for his army.

In this week's episode we enjoy some time at the burrow, see an eventful trip to Diagon Alley, and thank our best friend for punching us in the head.

In this week's episode we get to spend some time with Dumbledore, meet Hogwarts' reluctant new hire, and remind everyone to call the police if you see any zombies.

As we begin the sixth book we explore muggle/wizard politics, see some dreary people interact, and pass on answering any riddles.

In this week's wrap-up episode for Order of the Phoenix we look back on the highs, lows, and in between points of the zinger book.

In this week's episode we cover the final two chapters of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix in which a very frustrating exchange occurs, term at Hogwarts comes to a close, and we encourage Dumbledore's nose getting broken a third time.

In this week's episode we witness an all-out brawl, a one-on-one fight, and we have to leave because we can't deal with human emotion.

In this week's episode our heroes take a trip into the forest, venture into the depths of the Ministry of Magic, and wonder if everyone is out on a wizard bank holiday.

In this week's episode the fifth years finally face the dreaded O.W.L.s, Harry has a disturbing vision, and we can't be friends with Hagrid anymore.

In this week's episode the aspiring young students of Hogwarts consider future work prospects, we get to meet Hagrid's little brother, and wonder how Hermione is so bad at helping people.

In this week's episode we see some staffing changes at Hogwarts, take a journey back in time, and take a second to ask if Dumbledore is raising some kind of child army.

In this week's episode Harry faces an arduous Valentine's day, we see Voldemort doing some employee evaluations, and we welcome Hogwarts' new guidance counselor: Gemus Gupin.

In this week's episode the holidays are celebrated with highs and lows, Harry begins a mentally stimulating new class, and we can take solace in the fact that Buckbeak would put us down clean.

In this week's episode Harry experiences a transformative dream, we get a glimpse into magical health care, and acknowledge the lack of bird-girls and bell people.

I this special episode we detail the triumphs and tragedies of the various travel methods of the magical world.

In this week's episode we see the darker side of sports, some tall tales are exchanged, and ponder why Ron is such a baby/boy/man.

In this week's episode the main trio fight the law, a clandestine study group begins, and we learn that in life you must quidditch or quit it.

In this week's episode Hogwarts has a new sheriff in town, a not so secret meeting occurs, and we admire the virtues of sympathy bacon.