This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence

Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence We're back after our unscheduled hiatus, and it's time for 90s thrill ride, ‘Snake Eyes'. Tune in to find out: Who is Gary Sinus? What the hell is CSI Vanilla? When will Halle Berry grace the front of the Radio Times? And send us your suggestions for which Cage spectacular we should tackle next! Find us on all the usual socials at @niccagepod and anywhere you get your podcasts! If you've enjoyed the show, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or drop us a couple of quid at ko-fi.com/niccagepod! Byeeeeeeee.

Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence Peggy-Sue Got Married (and went back in time, but that's a bit too long to fit in the title). Tune in for this Back-to-the-Future-for-Mums to find out: Is this a Dracula prequel? What does BHF stand for? Who is Uncle Director? And send us your suggestions for which Cage spectacular we should tackle next! Find us on all the usual socials at @niccagepod and anywhere you get your podcasts! If you've enjoyed the show, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or drop us a couple of quid at ko-fi.com/niccagepod! Byeeeeeeee.

Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence February is off to the worst possible start. We've got ourselves trapped in a purpler-grey children's entertainment venue with a bunch of murderous sentient robots! Oh no! That's right, listeners. It's time to watch Willy's Wonderland. Tune in to find out: Which famous puppet will absolutely cut a bitch if given the chance? How many Hollywood production companies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? When is a shitty horror film like a jar of mayonnaise? And send us your suggestions for which Cage spectacular we should tackle next! Find us on all the usual socials at @niccagepod and anywhere you get your podcasts! If you've enjoyed the show, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or drop us a couple of quid at ko-fi.com/niccagepod! Byeeeeeeee.

Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence HAPPY NEW YEAR! Let's hope this one is full of even more Nicolas Cage nonsense than the last (and lots less full of regular nonsense, like the world ending)! This month, we're watching fan favourite: Con Air. So grab your fluffy bunnies and tune in to find out: Where is Balabama? Are tractors faster than fire? What is Treasure Air: A New Legacy? And why does it star Bugs Bunny? And send us your suggestions for which Cage spectacular we should tackle next! Find us on all the usual socials at @niccagepod and anywhere you get your podcasts! If you've enjoyed the show, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or drop us a couple of quid at ko-fi.com/niccagepod! Byeeeeeeee.

Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence Ok it's actually Christmas now. Here's a little festive treat (or trick) for y'all. Byeeeeeeee.

Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence It's Chriiiiiiiiiiiiiistmaaaaaaaaaaaas! Well, near enough. And to celebrate these dark nights getting shorter and shorter, we've been watching the festive (not quite) classic: Trapped in Paradise. Tune in to find out: Why is it so hard to get that Home Alone money? Where are all the Sarahs? Is snow bulletproof? And send us your suggestions for which Cage spectacular we should tackle next! Find us on all the usual socials at @niccagepod and anywhere you get your podcasts! If you've enjoyed the show, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or drop us a couple of quid at ko-fi.com/niccagepod! Byeeeeeeee.

Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence Hey, look. We know we're a week late putting this episode out, but Halloween had to be properly observed as the perfect holiday that it is. This time we're watching mumble core drama: PIG! Tune in to find out: Is it wise to record a podcast on bonfire night? What actually is a truffle? What's better: babies or pigs (there is a correct answer)? And send us your suggestions for which Cage spectacular we should tackle next! Find us on all the usual socials at @niccagepod and anywhere you get your podcasts! If you've enjoyed the show, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or drop us a couple of quid at ko-fi.com/niccagepod! Byeeeeeeee.

Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence! We're back from the ether of the summer and super-pumped for Spooky Season. In honour of this hallowed Halloween tradition, we're watching Mandy - a gory, revenge fest full of trippy nonsense. Tune in to find out: Why do space demons drive quad bikes? Does Chelsea have a thing for lumberjacks? What on Nic Cage's green earth is Pooh-Bearing? And send us your suggestions for which Cage spectacular we should tackle next! Find us on all the usual socials at @niccagepod and anywhere you get your podcasts! If you've enjoyed the show, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or drop us a couple of quid at ko-fi.com/niccagepod! Byeeeeeeee.

Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence It's the third and final part of the Shark Cage and things have gone waaaaay downhill because we decided it was time for a sequel. That's right, it's Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance. Tune in to find out: Is Jerry Springer the devil? Will Ghost Rider finally go kayaking? What's more scary: A Blacksmith Copyright Pirate or some skeletons? And tune in next month as we return to our regular scheduling with an as-yet-undecided movie! Find us on all the usual socials at @niccagepod and anywhere you get your podcasts! If you've enjoyed the show, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or drop us a couple of quid at ko-fi.com/niccagepod! Byeeeeeeee.

Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence CW: Child abuse It's part two of the Shark Cage and we're feeling surprisingly optimistic! It's time for ‘comedy' The Weather Man. Tune in to find out: Did we ever think we would hear Michael Caine discussing camel toes? What ever happened to the guy who flew around the world in a hot air balloon? Did he ever come back? Why is this weather man so soggy? And tune in next time for the final thrilling instalment of The Shark Cage! Find us on all the usual socials at @niccagepod and anywhere you get your podcasts! If you've enjoyed the show, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or drop us a couple of quid at ko-fi.com/niccagepod! Byeeeeeeee.

Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence CW: Mentions of alcoholism It's part one of the Shark Cage and we're preparing for another action-packed day of Nicolas Cage hell! This time we settle in for political ‘thriller' The Runner. Tune in to find out: Does Callum have an oil fetish? Can a flop be a lemon? Are Callum and Chelsea history? And tune in next time for the next thrilling instalment of The Shark Cage! Find us on all the usual socials at @niccagepod and anywhere you get your podcasts! If you've enjoyed the show, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or drop us a couple of quid at ko-fi.com/niccagepod! Byeeeeeeee.

Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence It's only a lovely little bonus episode for you lucky people! In this minisode, we plumb the depths of Buzzfeed for the best Nicolas Cage personality quizzes. Find us on all the usual socials at @niccagepod and anywhere you get your podcasts! If you've enjoyed the show, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or drop us a couple of quid at ko-fi.com/niccagepod! Byeeeeeeee.

Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence Join us today for Netflix martial arts sci-fi mess, ‘Jiu Jitsu'. Tune in to find out: What if Willie Nelson joined the Fast & Furious family? What would happen if Thanos and Voldemort made a baby? What does Bernard Matthews do to his turkeys? And tune in next time for the return of The Shark Cage! Find us on all the usual socials at @niccagepod and anywhere you get your podcasts! If you've enjoyed the show, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or drop us a couple of quid at ko-fi.com/niccagepod! Byeeeeeeee.

Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence It's only a lovely little bonus episode for you lucky people! Thanks to the NBC/Yahoo sitcom, Community, we ask the question: Nicolas Cage - Good or Bad? Find us on all the usual socials at @niccagepod and anywhere you get your podcasts! If you've enjoyed the show, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or drop us a couple of quid at ko-fi.com/niccagepod! Byeeeeeeee.

Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence Join us today for Lovecraft adaptation ‘Color Out of Space'. Tune in to find out: Why is a car aerial so funny to us? Is Nicolas Cage hot now? Why Mandy fans can suck it. And tune in next time for something much, much worse: ‘Jiu Jitsu'. Find us on all the usual socials at @niccagepod and anywhere you get your podcasts! If you've enjoyed the show, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or drop us a couple of quid at ko-fi.com/niccagepod! Byeeeeeeee.

Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence Join us today for the super-meta superhero cartoon, Teen Titans Go! To the Movies. Tune in to find out: Who is Balloon Man? What is the Fortress of Solitude Retirement Home? Is Jason Momoa the ideal Alfred? Join us next time for something a little weirder: ‘Color Out of Space'. Find us on all the usual socials at @niccagepod and anywhere you get your podcasts! If you've enjoyed the show, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or drop us a couple of quid at ko-fi.com/niccagepod! Byeeeeeeee.

Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence Join us for Martin Scorsese's paramedic nightmare, ‘Bringing Out the Dead', a Disney picture. Tune in to find out: Is this film really part of the Scrubs extended universe, and therefore a gateway drug to House? Does Nicolas Cage really look like a priest? Why is our mission now to live, laugh, love? Join us next time for something a little lighter: ‘Teen Titans Go! To the Movies' Find us on all the usual socials at @niccagepod and anywhere you get your podcasts! If you've enjoyed the show, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or drop us a couple of quid at ko-fi.com/niccagepod! Byeeeeeeee.

Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence Prepare yourselves for the absolute pile of steaming nonsense that is ‘Inconceivable'. TW: Mentions of abuse, addiction and miscarriage. Tune in to find out: What the fuck is ‘Dorf on Golf'? How do you keep a pet jellyfish (or octopus)? Is it more plausible that Callum will become famous, or that he'll Freaky Friday with Robert Downey Jr? And join us next time for Now-Disney-Owned Scorsese epic: ‘Bringing Out the Dead'! Find us on all the usual socials at @niccagepod and anywhere you get your podcasts! If you've enjoyed the show, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or drop us a couple of quid at ko-fi.com/niccagepod! Byeeeeeeee.

Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence Let us take you back in time to a land of Justin Timberlake and Goblet of Fire haircuts. That's right, it's time to talk about the for-some-reason-beloved-by-Netflix sci-fi action thriller, Next (2007). Tune in to find out: What are The Magician's Olives? When can we expect the release of Cage's next obvious hit: ‘Time-Slapped'? Did someone just libel Gary Busey and his dog film? Join us next time for another Netflix spectacular: ‘Inconceivable'! Find us on all the usual socials at @niccagepod and anywhere you get your podcasts! If you've enjoyed the show, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or drop us a couple of quid at ko-fi.com/niccagepod! Byeeeeeeee.

Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence This week we have for you not one, but TWO Wicker Man movies. The Wicker Men, if you will. So shove on your bear suits and join us as we compare and contrast the original 1973 horror and its Cage-ified 2003 reboot! Tune in to find out: Who the hell is EwarWoowar? Where actually is Maine? Why has Nicolas Cage “gotta smash”? Join us next time for Netflix recommendation pest 'NEXT'! Find us on all the usual socials at @niccagepod and anywhere you get your podcasts! If you've enjoyed the show, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or drop us a couple of quid at ko-fi.com/niccagepod! Byeeeeeeee.

Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence This week we're talking about Oscar-nominated family flick ‘The Croods'! Tune in to find out: How many minions do you need in one film? Did caveperson boybands exist? Are we now obsessed with Speckles the mole? Join us next time for something completely different: a very special Wicker Man double bill! Find us on all the usual socials at @niccagepod and anywhere you get your podcasts! If you've enjoyed the show, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or drop us a couple of quid at ko-fi.com/niccagepod! Byeeeeeeee.

Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence We're back on cheery form this week with the actually quite good ‘Matchstick Men'! Tune in to find out: Will we ever stop joking about Timothy Chalamet? Is Sam Rockwell's eating in this film as good as Danny DeVito eating an egg? Have you seen Chef? Join us next time for something completely different: children's caveman animation, The Croods! Find us on all the usual socials at @niccagepod and anywhere you get your podcasts! If you've enjoyed the show, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or drop us a couple of quid at ko-fi.com/niccagepod! Byeeeeeeee.

Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence Well, the good mood could only last so long! We watched the 0-rated ‘Deadfall' and, friends, we were grumpy about it. Tune in to find out: What does a free-rein Cage look like? Who's the Baby? Is this the worst one we've watched yet? Join us next time for something that will inevitably be tonnes better: Matchstick Men! Find us on all the usual socials at @niccagepod and anywhere you get your podcasts! If you've enjoyed the show, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or drop us a couple of quid at ko-fi.com/niccagepod! Byeeeeeeee.

Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence Put down your turkey or vegan alternative, switch off the Queen's speech, stop arguing over who's had more to drink. For it is time to exchange gifts! What diabolical picks have Callum and Chelsea given each other? Find out in this EXTRA-SPECIAL MINI BONUS EPISODE and hear their hearts sink as they realise what films they are now obligated to watch in January. Find us on all the usual socials at @niccagepod and anywhere you get your podcasts! If you've enjoyed the show, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or drop us a couple of quid at ko-fi.com/niccagepod! Byeeeeeeee.

Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence *TRIGGER WARNING* In this episode we discuss issues surrounding sexual assault and homophobia. Please look after yourselves and skip this episode if it will be detrimental for you to listen to these conversations. 'Tis the season to be jolly and we are actually fairly jolly after watching Cage's festive frolic, 'The Family Man'. Tune in to find out: What is a Manic Pixie Dream Mom? Is Chelsea going soft on us? Who wants the cake? Join us next time for an extra special bonus episode on Christmas Day! Find us on all the usual socials at @niccagepod and anywhere you get your podcasts! If you've enjoyed the show, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or drop us a couple of quid at ko-fi.com/niccagepod! Byeeeeeeee.

Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence Finally a film we can both enjoy! Ever wondered what cartoon film noir Nic Cage might look like? Wonder no more! It's time to take a step into the Spiderverse. Tune in to find out: Which is the most f-able Nic Cage character? Who is the gravity-defying potato man? Where is our Shaun of the Dead sequel? Join us in about a fortnight's time when we'll continue our regular (not-at-all-regular) programming. Find us on all the usual socials at @niccagepod and anywhere you get your podcasts! If you've enjoyed the show, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or drop us a couple of quid at ko-fi.com/niccagepod! Byeeeeeeee.

Hello and welcome to This Podcast is Written on the back of the Declaration of Independence We're back to regular (almost) programming! This time, we've watched the much-maligned Left Behind so you don't have to. Truly, we have done the Lord's work here. Tune in to find out: Who the hell is Chad Michael Murphy? Who has had it with these m-fing yetis on this m-fing plane? How are breakdancers doing the work of God? Join us in about a fortnight's time when we'll continue our regular (not-at-all-regular) programming. Find us on all the usual socials at @niccagepod and anywhere you get your podcasts! If you've enjoyed the show, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or drop us a couple of quid at ko-fi.com/niccagepod! Byeeeeeeee.

Hello and welcome to SPOOKTOBER We're continuing the Spooky programming, which means things are about to get even creepier (maybe). This time, we've feasted our eyeballslls on the much-memed Vampire's Kiss! Tune in to find out: Can the corner of a building really be a therapist? Could we ever stage a musical revival of this 80s fang fest? How much really should fake vampire teeth cost? Join us in about a fortnight's time when we'll continue our regular (not-at-all-regular) programming. Find us on all the usual socials at @niccagepod and anywhere you get your podcasts! If you've enjoyed the show, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or drop us a couple of quid at ko-fi.com/niccagepod! Byeeeeeeee. And Happy Halloween!

Hello and welcome, Foolish Mortals, to SPOOKTOBER! Now that Callum's theatrical cross-country romp is complete we are back to regular programming (though, who knows whether we'll ever commit to a real posting schedule?). It's SpookTober, which means things are about to get creepy. Tune in to find out: How have we managed to make one of our longest episodes from a film we thought we had nothing to say about? How can we sneak Jingle All The Way into this Nicolas Cage podcast? Who exactly is James Black, Private Investigator???? Join us in about a fortnight's time when we'll continue our regular (not-at-all-regular) programming. Find us on all the usual socials at @niccagepod and anywhere you get your podcasts! If you've enjoyed the show, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or drop us a couple of quid at ko-fi.com/niccagepod! Byeeeeeeee.

Hello and welcome to Part Three of our fantastical triple bill: The Shark Cage! As Callum continues his theatrical journey across the country, you can sit back, relax, and listen to our surprising ambivalence to this giant of classic children's cinema, G-Force. That's right. The CGI guinea pig movie. Tune in to find out: How are the makers of this film going to try to sexualise the one female guinea pig? Were any CGI guinea pigs harmed during the making of this movie? Wait a second, is Nic Cage the best part of this film? Join us in a fortnight's time when we'll resume our regular (not-at-all-regular) programming. Find us on all the usual socials at @niccagepod and anywhere you get your podcasts! If you've enjoyed the show, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or drop us a couple of quid at ko-fi.com/niccagepod! Byeeeeeeee.

Hello and welcome to Part Two of our fantastical triple bill: The Shark Cage! As Callum continues his theatrical journey across the country, you can sit back, relax, and listen to our utter confusion about the mess that is Drive Angry. Tune in to find out: Did Nic Cage sell his soul to the devil in the early 2000s and is this the price he paid? Was there a single part of this film that Chelsea will not complain about? Will Callum and Chelsea survive to make it to Part Three? Find us on all the usual socials at @niccagepod and anywhere you get your podcasts! If you've enjoyed the show, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or drop us a couple of quid at ko-fi.com/niccagepod! Byeeeeeeee.

Hello and welcome to Part One of our fantastical triple bill: The Shark Cage! As Callum goes of gallivanting around the country, you can sit back, relax, and listen to us prattle on about this absolute travesty (in Chelsea's opinion) of a superhero film. Tune in to find out: Who are all these Twilight-looking dudes? How many minutes of Flame-Headed Nic Cage will the CGI budget stretch to? Is there anybody in this movie that doesn't have Daddy issues? Find us on all the usual socials at @niccagepod and anywhere you get your podcasts! If you've enjoyed the show, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or drop us a couple of quid at ko-fi.com/niccagepod! Byeeeeeeee.

Prepare for double the Cage trouble this week as Callum and Chelsea sink their teeth into Charlie Kaufman's whacky 'Adaptation'. Written in response to perhaps the most successful writer's block ever, it's the film that scored Nicolas Cage an Oscar nomination for completely ignoring all of his performance instincts! Find out within: Which actually is the real Kaufman? Does Nicolas Cage actually exist in this universe? Who's afraid of the Big Bad Croc?

You asked, we delivered. Following our Moonstruck episode, we discovered the sheer wonder of the 'Cher...Special', in which Cher plays every character in an abridged West Side Story. Tune in to discover: What did late 70s CGI look like? How well-funded were Callum's school productions? Will Chelsea finally succeed in turning this into a Cher podcast? Prepare yourselves for the sheer camp joy.

Hello and welcome to the episode in which we discuss 'Bangkok Dangerous'! Tune in to find out: Whether we'll ever know what was happening in all the poorly-lit warehouse scenes? What would a drug-dealing Professor Snape look like? How many times can we say 'oof it's bad' in a single episode? Will Chelsea agree to do another episode of this nonsense? Find us wherever you get your podcasts (thanks to Anchor FM) and on all the usual social media-type channels @niccagepod.

The time has come. Moonstruck is here. Tune into find out: What does a teenager at prom sound like? Will Chelsea succeed in turning this Nicolas Cage show into a Cher appreciation podcast? Have we all been unwittingly cursed by an elderly woman? Follow us at @niccagepod on all the usual socials, and don't forget to leave a review on Apple Podcasts and subscribe wherever you find your pods!

Welcome to this episode of 'This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence', in which we attempt to make fun of a film we both (yes, both!) actually enjoyed. We discuss stolen babies, Doctor Spock, and performances Cagier than Cage, or my name ain't Nathan Arizona.

Hey all you cool cats and kittens, have we got news for you! The one and only Nicolas Cage has been cast as Tiger King, Joe Exotic, in a new miniseries. We discuss the announcement and our dream casting for all your favourite crazy tiger people. *CONTAINS TIGER KING SPOILERS AND NAUGHTY NAUGHTY SWEAR WORDS*

As anticipated by absolutely nobody, Episode Two is finally here! We get down to business chatting swishy coats, dubious science and fireworks-sponsored movie-making. Follow us at @niccagepod on all the usual socials, and don't forget to leave a review on Apple Podcasts and subscribe wherever you find your podcasts!

Come with us on a journey through Washington and some of Europe as we revel at Benjamin Gates' (Nicolas Cage) treasure-seeking quest. In this episode we talk Wibberleys, bubble & squeak, and Ronald Reagan. Please be advised this podcast contains goofs, guffs and glib comments. Follow us at @NicCagePod on twitter, facebook and instagram, and find us at ko-fi.com/NicCagePod.

Welcome to 'This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence', a podcast in which Callum attempts to induct Chelsea into the wonderful world of the Nicolas Cage cinematic universe. So tune in as we find out how it got burned, why he's covering himself in black paint and what the hell Mandy's even about, on whatever platform you get your podcasts. *Chelsea did not get any of these references.* But she will.