Top Flight Time Machine

Tasting, sourcing, and some history of custard. Also, a spy balloon. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The bobble revival, zoom in blocking, Boris Johnson's cake, a contract revelation, and the joy of salt. (Rec: 5/5/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Playing the ‘poor old me' trick, Glutton's gluttony, a Florida turkey leg, a hostage situation, and tables are turned. (Rec: 4/5/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Moaning fans, a coward nation being nuked by Russia, funeral plans, and the Queen remembers stuff. (Rec: 3/5/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Middle-aged energy drinks, small daily rewards, our April live shows, low-level misery, and injuries while showing off. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chart drama in pop's best year, living next door to Island, Julio love, Queen-sneering, and wretched kissing songs. (Rec: 30/4/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hydrating, royal dinners, potato adhesion, stick chat, lifts, carpet fitting celebs, and Duncan Ferguson. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Head injuries and squibs, a speed writer, lead, a space movie, and Roy's plans for cockroach breeding. (Rec: 28/4/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Other TV shows of the era, violence, Mary Whitehouse reassessed, Dick and Swiftnick do some resting, and more violence. (Rec: 27/4/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rolling news, 90s music, plastic hardmen, singing songs, a record shop confession, and no Diana. (Rec: 26/4/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Punching football fans, a rabies time bomb, illicit searching, and pumping. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An awkward conversation, our generous King, inter-species husbandry, and dubious science. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A sherbet bike, vintage gaming, speed awareness, stadium seat logistics, and a phone plea from Roy. (Rec: 21/4/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dick fancies some gentle sex, we learn the history of the tennis ball, an attack by a new colleague, and a lake escape. (Rec: 20/4/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Queen assesses Jermaine Jenas and retreats to Balmoral, while Sam stops himself from kissing Lenin's corpse and saves some dress money. (Rec: 19/4/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cheese sauce, American food, a Spike voice, a butcher lock-in, and the Sand Dance. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The demise of Elvis and other massive pop stars, a finger film, and assorted Elvii (including a wedding bust-up with a celeb). (Rec: 10/4/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rabies info, a reversed mechanism, book-making footage, and some acronyms. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some booing hooligans, rabbits in biscuit tins, a huge banner, Tubby warms up, 80s films, and a Charlie Carter outburst. (Rec: 14/4/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

'The Pursuit'. The world's greatest man, Natasha Bedingfield at Watford, old sitcom memories, and teenage eye-embiggening. (Rec: 13/4/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mother Theresa as a percentage, Sam goes conspiracy theorist, YouTube men, repressed emotions, and going to funerals as a hobby. (Rec: 12/4/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The noughties' bones, scuttling, a very specific sign, the ‘crate', a night toilet update, and a treadmill fall. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Inter-prince violence, physical activities in fields, Macca's gaming hack, and night-time torch use. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy attacks the press, Tubby reappears with sausage queries, we meet Roy's new secretary, and Melchester get a new manager. (Rec: 8/4/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bobby Trendy, Spiker aspires, Dick camps it up, the power of strength, a milk spillage, and some masterful swordsmanship. (Rec: 7/4/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Freddie Mercury rings the Queen, Sam encounters a royal-adjacent loudmouth, rugby fan traits, flags, and a pop bottle. (Rec: 6/4/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Queen gets buzzed, soapy boapy, a llama attack, Thatcher's message, weird carols, space chat, and some nice surprises. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Auntie's Bloomers, meeting John Major, chopper talk with Noel, and the swap board again. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A teenage Greek dance-off, Roy's newest nemesis turns up the heat as everything goes orange, and there's a shocking phone call. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

‘The Poacher' - A fop arrives, our plans to work with Diana Dors, pop star bin work and jigsaws, and a magnificent wig description. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

T-shirt transportation, mature student crack acquisition, sleep mask sex, and Elton rewrites Candle. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tiny Gavin, genuine reasons, sick kid helicopter Noelplay, comedy threat, job-guessing, and bloomers. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A chart rundown, some banning, outer space music, and Starsky & Hutch. (Rec: 27/3/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Increased formality, Aldrin shoe talk, moon abuse, hamburger phones, and swap board plants. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Buying twins, Gloria Hunniford's regrets, Roy escapes from Penny's anger, and Vernon tries to cope with retirement. (Rec: 24/3/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bath goals with Dick, 1970s hard men, an absolute battering, and another no-nonsense ending. (Rec: 23/3/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

All-night Monopoly, cat and human invasions of youth and mischief, faked outrage, and the Queen permits a funeral day match. (Rec: 22/3/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A tragic back story, health and safety, a more sedate vibe, a bespoke jumper, some bragging, and Cold War thawing. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A 192-related beating, a factory mock-accident, office steaks, printing speeds, and Messi magic. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy falls out with his teammates AND the ref, The Apprentices head for Spain, and Penny gets an offer of help. (Rec: 17/3/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dick boasts about his fighting skills, Sam meets a bad man, bathing, and dehydrated boozing. (Rec: 16/3/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Two Slovaks are jailed, Harrods' lights are switched off, and people buy mice and champagne. (Rec: 15/3/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Human shopping, obscene graffiti analysis, some etymology, OJ Simpson, and some World Cup. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Milk spill update, TetraPak drug hell, Robbie, Suede, Dodgy, some mild triggering, and the return of the Macarena monkey. (Rec: 13/3/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ross Kemp, skilful lying, an amazing film, and a pupdate. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A big announcement, Rawson's big house, Penny's new haircut, autograph woe, a sinister request, and some ratings. (Rec: 10/3/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A rare mistake, plans to infiltrate a retirement home, nun kebabs, and two tapdancing brothers make a cup of tea. (Rec: 9/3/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A polystyrene assault, other Diana-esque tragedies, the ‘Allo ‘Allo waitresses, and over-messagers. (Rec: 8/3/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Football sentience, family acceptance, Lionel Blair, deep dives we've already done, and yuletide hand injuries. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A cathedral gig, book launch venues, tribute bands, a modern school trip, and non-PC street entertainers. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An inappropriate cover pic, Roy gets fed a polo mint, a weirdo in a tea bar, and terrible people we've met. (Rec: 4/3/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.