Andy Dawson and Sam Delaney are looking back at old football and looking ahead at new football but never, ever standing still.
The Top Flight Time Machine podcast is an absolute gem in the world of podcasts. Hosted by Sam Delaney and Andy Dawson, this show combines hilarious banter, wit, and insightful commentary to create an entertaining listen that will leave you laughing out loud. I have been a dedicated listener throughout lockdown and can confidently say that this podcast is better than drinking bleach.
One of the best aspects of The Top Flight Time Machine is the chemistry between Sam Delaney and Andy Dawson. These two hosts have a seamless rapport that allows them to bounce off each other effortlessly. Their comedic timing is impeccable, and their stories never fail to leave me in stitches. Whether it's Sam's storytelling or Andy's quick-witted remarks, there is always something that will make your mind feel better and keep you coming back for more.
Another great aspect of this podcast is its ability to create inside jokes and innuendos that make it far superior to any other sport parody show out there. From "kicking dicks in the knackers" to references from Euro 96, there are countless moments that will have you laughing along with the hosts. The amount of content available through their subscription service is also worth every penny.
While it's hard to find any faults with The Top Flight Time Machine, some listeners may not appreciate the heavy use of football references. However, even as a non-football fan myself, I found that only a small portion of their stories required prior knowledge of the sport. The majority of their discussions revolve around life events and humorous anecdotes that anyone can relate to and enjoy.
In conclusion, The Top Flight Time Machine podcast is an absolute must-listen for anyone looking for a hilarious and entertaining show. With its witty banter, engaging stories, and fantastic chemistry between hosts Sam Delaney and Andy Dawson, this podcast has become one of my favorites. Whether you're a football fan or not, give this podcast a listen - you won't be disappointed.
Salt Bae, the best final, boycotting, Uber dinner, Tony Walker, observing Qatar, and a ghost mascot. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
An episode recorded just a few days before someone we talk about in it actually died. And some other stuff. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 2/12/20) Quentin Blake's colouring-in failures, the fireplace precedent, Roald Dahl's big sandal, and more. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 8/1/25) Radiator show plans, cabbie trouble, Hulk interaction, Bartlett v Johnson, pencil hate, and the Heat diaries. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Andy's special day, oversleep write-off, a lie-in with Sarah Greene, a Seaview party, and a missing DJ. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 19/7/2018) England fever, Croatia president erotic hobbling, more unsavoury anecdotes, and some other stuff. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Lots of fan noise (sorry), scaffold plans, a fly infestation, a hot king, and more fan noise (sorry). Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 25/11/20) Masks, Shergar, Diana, pyramids, ‘The Irish', Dahl's team of nurses and his complex business affairs. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 2/1/25) Kemp rises towards full height, nickname allocation, school house worries, and a Spandau exit strategy. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A sheepskin chair, Duran Duran, Burnham's Saturday night advice, and Rooney's articulacy. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 8/7/2018) Fair-play shame, tattoos, Suarez's teeth injury, Stevie Wonder's driving, and a 2018 festival plan. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Pod clips, England staring, walls, a magnifying glass, splash execution, liver paste, and reservation hell.Big Daddy source material (free for all to view): https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine/posts/162787803 Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 18/11/20) A milk spillage, how Hitler REALLY died, The Twits' influence on The Jam, and the dark ending of this book. (World Cup TM back on Saturday) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 24/12/24) Sweet wrappers, disliking Pink Floyd, hippy mistrust, celebrity weirdos, and McCartney in the pub and jail. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Some World Cup stuff, a Glasgow quandry, a t-shirt in New Jersey, a funeral, and a Cundy car share. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 5/7/2018) Libya? A scaffolding-wielding mascot, England misery, a zodiac team, a psychic octopus, and Mandela's biting phase. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
World Cup stuff, nation pronunciations, tall abuse, a pink shirt, and more World Cup. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 2/7/2018) A semi-naked mascot, a Hungarian circus, Baden Baden, John Laptop-Case, and trouserless Dutchmen. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 18/12/24) A sausage tree, feet navigation, satnav denial, Vader's snacks, actor swordplay, private podding, and the deep. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Family trees, Dad Day, craft fairs, a very sad road, heatwear, and showing aliens to Ben Kingsley Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 28/6/18) Breakfast boozing, worst mascots, Keane v McCarthy, a foreign boss, and tree-bound lavatorial horror. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ending televising, Sinclair's flights, a dream social club, ‘Sam!', cheap booze, and summer freedom. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 25/6/18) Knife-wielding Italians, Ronaldo, wardrobe squatting, speedballs, and a spectacular chat show dog. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 12/12/24) Glossy dreams, cigars, woke football, a blue ink deal, taking no for an answer, and compartment replenishment. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Nuns 2030, Liverpool, liver transplants, ignoring celebrities, Brazil, and Roy Race on Tracy Chapman. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 21/6/18) Yankee Doodle WC, an anti-tan strategy, the five-drug cocktail, imaginary noncing, and 'Sausage Island'. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A second attempt, ITV's floating platform, Lineker's outburst, Pougatch in bed, brown studios, and voodoo. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 18/6/18) Worst mascot, patchy football, a school play, an rat's tail, Milla's love tree, and Mr. Sausage. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 3/12/24) Musings on Jacko, the death of JFK, a costumed cat, small man anger, dissing The Beatles, and Brando's libido. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Kindness levels, shorts, retro football, a hot dragon, lighthearted punditry, and a 'feminist rant'. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 15/6/18) Sanitary arrangements, the arrival of 'jalapeno', cocaine football, and rats vs bats. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Intro fatigue, x-ray overload, insomnia, night football, hair growth, hair removal, and nostril waxing. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 12/6/18) School art, Naranjito's sex life, a dead OAP's TV, Breitner's chequered past, and (Toni Polster...) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 27/11/24) Trees, Mary Whitehouse, train sets, old shops, bodycams, shouting, and getting an OBE. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A lovely weekend, the wokest penalty, Wembley ownership, uniting gangs, a swift fight, and death. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Emergency podcasts, an erotic error, combative telly, the thread of rock n roll, ticket talk, and football chat. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 11/11/20) A treehouse, a flat-selling power play, an arson threat, and Roland Bird goes to Sainsbury's. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 21/11/24) A disastrous redesign, judginess, A Question of Sport dress code, barley water, and teenyboppers. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TG Jones, personal podcasts, nameless KFCChat helps with pants, Tuchel's masterstroke, and osmosis. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 4/11/20) Sam's water glass agony, derelict laundries, the function of the heart, and Roald Dahl is back on the skunk. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 12/11/24) Sub-zero podding, violins, genius discovery, a studio kicking, Jacko Sr's consideration, and younger girlfriends. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
An ice cream parlour, Spiderman, a drum man, phone cards, bench ranking, and sideways look plans. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dog input, headgear, AI news, spying, cheating, and whingeing. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 28/10/20) The late 80s rave scene, the folly of BBC podcasting, and cultural snobbery. Approximately 0.006% Twits. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 6/11/24) Mould, the showering rhyme, the misery of perfection, rich-adjacency, toy day, sharking melancholy, and cheese ambitions. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
An Irons elder, Sam Fox reviews The Smiths, council business, and one for the neutrals. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Democracy, fighting politicians, Masternaming, and a noxious substance invasion. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 21/10/20) Steve Jobs' original iPhone plans, pub ashtrays, 1980s Tory cuts, tortoises and Dahl vs Blue Peter. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 31/10/24) Revamps and redesigns, celebrity cruelty, a BBC takeover, the mullet, Roy becomes Souness, and a big-handed girl. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Shirkers rights, footballers on holiday, doubled racism, head size disparity, and car park embarrassment. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A lazy day, a sad demise, inspection pit dreams, a Bubbles mini-dive, and a snooker baddie. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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