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Welcome back to season 2 of Two Dudes and a Bench, where two longtime best friends, sit down and discuss what's going on in the world today. This season the boys are expanding their podcast to YouTube! Check out season 2 with more interviews, more laughs, and more content! Brought to you by CONTENT NO CHASER Check out our socials! Twittter: Contentnochaser Instagram: Contentnochaser Youtube: Contentnochaser TikTok: Contentnochaser Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/twodudesandabench/support

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    • Aug 21, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 56m AVG DURATION
    • 38 EPISODES


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    S2E14: WHY SKY HIGH IS A PERFECT ALLEGORY TO TRADITIONAL AMERICAN HIGH SCHOOLS

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2023 78:54


    In this episode, two longtime best friends discuss the classic American cinema piece: Sky High. If you watched Sky High, you may know the classic tail of Will Stronghold realizing that its not your superpowers that makes you a hero. Through this movie, we learn about how to make it in a high school where everyone is super. However, have you ever thought about the deeper meaning? Check out this weeks episode to hear some great takes on this classic film in a NEW SEGMENT called Jason and Austin's Medial Literacy Review, or JAMLR. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/twodudesandabench/support

    S2E12: FROM THE NEWS DESK / LIFE UPDATE

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2023 63:58


    Two longtime best friends finally talk after what seems like 7 months. They talk about life updates, some random stuff from the news and the latest in pop culture. We talk twitter, we talk submarines, we talk Barbinheimer, we leave no stone unturned. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/twodudesandabench/support

    S2E12: B-I-N-G-O

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2023 71:10


    B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, and BINGO was his name-o! Two longtime best friends get together to play a friendly game of 2023 BINGO! Don't know what that is? Well basically you make some (outlandish) predictions about what is going to happen in the upcoming year. The winner, obviously, gets a bingo! You won't want to miss what the boys have on their bingo cards this year! Including some stuff that may have already happened. As always make sure you are following us on Twitter and Instagram to keep up with everything Content No Chaser! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/twodudesandabench/support

    S2E11: THE ONE WHERE A DUDE GETS MARRIED

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2023 56:07


    Happy NEW YEAR! In this episode, two long time best friends discuss a big wedding that happened! Did Rylee leave Austin at the alter? Did Jason throw up from nervous energy? Did the candle fall over and start the rug on fire? Maybe not, but if you want to know what really happened make sure you check this jam-packed episode out! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/twodudesandabench/support

    S2E10: NEWTONS 3RD LAW AND BLACK FRIDAY (WE'RE BACK)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2022 61:35


    Long time no see! Two longtime best friends discuss their abbreviated absence and talk about graduating college and what life looks like adulting. Jason talks about his job. Austin talks about med school, and what in the world does Newton's 3rd law have to do with Black Friday? This episode also features a great rundown of some of the years biggest Hot-or-Nots! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/twodudesandabench/support

    S2E9: NEW YEAR, SAME PODCAST

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2022 56:37


    After an abbreviated leave because of COVID and classes, your two favorite podcast hosts are back and better than ever! In this packed episode, two long time best friends discuss some of their favorite conspiracy theories, including some that you may have not heard of. Additionally, the boys look back on their 2021 predictions and give some new and improved ones for 2022! Happy new year from everyone here at Content No Chaser! May 2022 be better than the previous two years! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/twodudesandabench/support

    S2E8: MURDER MYSTERY

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2021 50:18


    In this episode, two longtime best friends throw a murder mystery party: was it a success? Was it a failure? Did Jason discover the murderer only 10 minutes into the party? The boys also discuss their other plans from a big weekend at school. We talk about Dr. Barry Marshall, who may be the most confident guy you will ever hear about. Finally, we cap it off with some juicy hot or nots! Don't forget to follow us on all our social media! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/twodudesandabench/support

    S2E7: LIFE LESSONS FROM A SNAIL (AND JASON)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2021 49:51


    In this new episode, two longtime best friends discuss Jason's newest passion: writing down rules to live by. Austin gives you his hot takes on them and proceeds to roast some of them. Jason's rules will now be called "Park Benches to Live By" because Jason found out halfway that he cannot speak the English language. Two dudes take on the snail hypothetical that has taken the world by storm. Then the two dudes conclude with their usual ending segment of Hot or Not! Don't want to miss this episode! As usual, follow us on all our socials. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/twodudesandabench/support

    S2E6: RED FLAGS AND RELATIONSHIPS

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2021 66:18


    In this episode, two longtime best friends, along with Jessie and Matt take a deep dive into couch boy, a internet sensation who may or may not be cheating on his girlfriend. Following that discussion, Jason and Austin discuss the red and green flags in a relationship, as two experts on that topic. After all, relationships are like stoplights. Finally, Austin got into medical school and dropped the f-bomb with his mom. All that and a whole lot more in this new episode! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/twodudesandabench/support

    S2E5: HOT SONGS AND HOT DOGS

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2021 55:01


    In this action packed episode, two longtime best friends discuss possibly the worst list ever made: The Rolling Stones Top 500 Songs of all time. Spoiler alert: there's a lot of hot takes in here so be ready. Then Jason and Austin talk about the possibility of Austin gobbling 78 glizzies in a single 24 hour period. There's no way, right? Hear Austin's argument on why he can most definitely eat 78 hot dogs in 24 hours. Last, the boys discuss a classic romcom and run through some Hot or Not's --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/twodudesandabench/support

    S2E4: MET GALA GOSSIP

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2021 52:21


    Two Longtime Best Friends get together to talk about the biggest party of wealth, the Met Gala. Jason, per usual, doesn't know 98% of the celebrities who were there, but that doesn't keep him from judging their dresses and suits. Austin and Jason also engage in a discussion about how squirrels are basically invincible, as they can fall from terminal velocity without dying. All this and a whole lot more in this juicy 4th episode of the season! Stay tuned on our Instagrams and TikToks! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/twodudesandabench/support

    S2E3: AUSTIN'S TEST WOES

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2021 47:57


    In this action-packed episode, two longtime best friends discuss Austin's medical school personality test, which he may or may not have failed (?). Additionally, the boys break down one of the best movies of all time, Fight Club. Jason and Austin also explore the world of sororities and try to determine if they are actually cults. Don't wanna miss out on this episode! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/twodudesandabench/support

    S2E2: Fake Football Team and Sorrowful Shorts

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2021 52:19


    Two Longtime Bestfriends sit down to discuss what may be the funniest sports scandal of all time, which involved a fake football team going up against the best team in the country. Additionally, the boys talk about the saddest movie on Netflix and it gets real, real quick. Finally, the show wraps up with a discussion on how December is the best month of the year, and April/February is the worst. Agree? Disagree? Make sure to follow us on our socials and stay tuned for more Two Dudes and A Bench --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/twodudesandabench/support

    S2E1: ENGAGEMENT ALERT

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2021 60:50


    Two longtime best friends get engaged... In this season premiere, the boys get together to talk about their trip to Tennessee, with special guest Rylee to talk about how Austin asked her to be on the podcast. Jason got engaged, so that was fun. There's a lot of talk about bears in this episode (Hey Bear!) and the boys also discuss a few fun camp stories from Jason! Get ready for an action-packed season with lots of guest stars and special features! Also, check us out on TikTok and Youtube! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/twodudesandabench/support

    EP25: SUMMER SPECIAL

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2021 95:44


    Two longtime best friends get together over the summer to talk about their time away from school and everything that has happened since the last show. The boys discuss their jobs and get into their MCAT results. The NBA Finals have wrapped and the Olympics are here. We finish with an extra special hot or not. Don't miss our first Summer Special! Be sure to stay on the lookout for Season 2 dropping soon! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/twodudesandabench/support

    EP24: Rückkehrunruhe & Farewell

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2021 56:02


    Two longtime best friends get together to discuss everything on the last podcast of the season. Love is dead part three featuring Bill and Melinda Gates, and this time the guys talk about their dream dates for winning this lovely recently single ladies over. The guys have some find some post-nup clarity about Triller's recent claim that they will sue anyone who pirated their streams of the Jake Paul fight, which was collectively met with one giant eye roll. Ben Affleck is out and about on the dating apps. Updates on the host's finals situation are followed up with a Let's Review of the great film Your Highness. Finally, we end it with a classic hot or not followed by an impromptu game of guess what this word means. Find out all about rückkehrunruhe and more on this episode of Two Dudes and a Bench brought to you by Content No Chaser. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/twodudesandabench/support

    EP23: BITCOIN AND ROB LOWE

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2021 51:02


    Two longtime best friends get together to discuss the events of this past week. Jeff Wittek released videos of how he released his eye and the guys discuss facial surgeries and what they'd fix. Zac Efron also had work done on his face with much less success. The guys talk about some of the science topics they find most interesting and what they want to research themselves. Bitcoin made a lot of moves this week and Austin is ready to buy-in. Jason is more hesitant but looks towards a summer of lucrative sports betting. Hot or not wraps up discussing some of the Oscars and an important announcement from the team here at Two Dudes and a Bench by Content No Chaser. Check all of this out and more on this week's episode! IG: ContentNoChaser Twitter: ContentNoChaser --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/twodudesandabench/support

    EP22: SOCCER IS FOR THE PEOPLE

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2021 66:03


    Two longtime best friends get together to discuss the most pressing news from this week. Soccer died and came back to life with the rise and fall of the super league and the guys' give their takes on the situation. Jake Paul's fight was this past week and we watched a milk-bag Ben Askren be the happiest person in the world to be knocked out. The guys break down what sports they would go into if they were famous YouTubers (curling is high up on the list). We get the most personal Let's Review so far, taking a peek at Jason's recent dating life. Finally, we wrap up as always with the classic Hot or Not segment, including J-Lo pick-up lines, Mark Rober, and more. Don't miss this episode! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/twodudesandabench/support

    EP21: QUEEN E HIT ME UP

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2021 45:32


    Two longtime best friends invite two of their friends to join them for a zoom edition of the podcast. Jessie is back on the pod with Sarah to talk about some of their stories of Austin and Jason. Then we discuss the biggest news from this week, the queen is single and ready to mingle. The boys plan their pick-up lines for her and where they'd take her on a date. Chet Hanks announced white boy summer and the guys are excited (but not too much because this might not be good). Jason watched a movie this week for Let's Review. Finally, we wrap it all up with some Hot or Not. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/twodudesandabench/support

    EP20: CANS AND CANALS

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2021 52:20


    Two longtime best friends get together to discuss everything in the news from the past two weeks. The Ever Given has been freed from the Suez Canal and the guys talk about all great memes that came from it. Baseball is back and that means the Astros are in trouble again #neverforget. The fans cheer as the batters are beamed and we're all here for it. Austin went to Florida last week and the guys discuss what he did while there. We wrap it all up with hot or not. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/twodudesandabench/support

    EP19: MARCH SADNESS

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2021 49:26


    Two longtime best friends get together to discuss their poorly performing March Madness brackets. The guys discussing a disappointing Purdue loss and the prospects for next year. Some idiots try to insult D1 athletes and we decide that's not okay. Then the guys lose all sense of direction for the episode and we end up down the rabbit hole talking about HGTV. It's a wild ride and you'll want to be there for every part of it. Check out this weeks episode brought to you by ContentNoChaser IG: ContentNoChaser Twitter: ContentNoChaser --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/twodudesandabench/support

    EP18: KERMIT THE FROG ft. Jessie

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2021 54:26


    Two longtime best friends gather with their longtime friend to talk about some embarrassing moments. Wanna learn how cringy Austin can be? Or how Jason's love life is going? Check out this episode. Jessie comes on to tell the story of how she made a boy sell everything and move to Australia and Austin discusses his very similar back-up life plan. Then the group tries out an old 20 questions ball to see if it still works. Spoiler: it doesn't, but Akinator comes to the rescue. Let's review a show Jason watched called The Crew on Netflix staring Kevin James. And finally Jason and Austin wrap it up with Hot or Not. Insta: Contentnochaser Twitter: Contentnochaser --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/twodudesandabench/support

    EP17: POWERPOINT PARTY

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2021 52:21


    Two longtime best friends get together to discuss their recent busy lives in what was supposed to be a short episode. The boys made powerpoints with their friends and presented them to each other. Jason and Austin break down their presentations and then get into the good stuff. They discuss what they've been up to recently and why they are so tired. Both had some shadowing experiences and are getting ready for applying to med-school. In the spirit of their upcoming applications, they answer questions that interviewers are likely to ask during interviews. Finally with no Let's Review this week, we wrap it up with an exciting hot or not! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/twodudesandabench/support

    EP16: DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2021 53:10


    Two longtime best friends get together to break down sports, and then it gets ugly. They move it into accents, words, and I think Jason does a Shrek accent. Honestly, who knows what happened in this episode. The sports equinox anyone? March madness is exciting for Jason and Austin has to prove how easy it really is. Let's Review Palm Springs and then get into Hot or Not. You know the deal, let's sit. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/twodudesandabench/support

    EP15: LOVE IS DEAD

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2021 49:13


    Two longtime best friends get together to discuss the death of love only one week after Valentine's Day. That's right everyone your favorite couple is broken up. Austin is so broken up about it he almost couldn't record this week. Kim and Kanye are finished. They've filed for divorce and all hope for the power couple is gone. The boys discuss as it relates to Kanye's mental health. They also discuss the new film that came out covering Britney Spears and how the media mistreated her. Then get ready for a brand new segment Let's Review (we still haven't come up with a great name for it). Earlier this year Austin committed to reading more, well now you all are going to join him. He gives an in-depth review of his first novel The Road by Cormac McCarthy. (If you'd like to read along check Instagram for the next book). Finally, the guys wrap it up with a hilarious hot or not. Instagram: Contentnochaser Twitter: Contentnochaser --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/twodudesandabench/support

    EP14: ST. VALENTINE COMPLICATES RELATIONSHIPS

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2021 44:08


    Two longtime best friends get together and discuss their Valentine's Days. Did Austin forget two years in a row? Does Jason actually have a valentine? Find out in this episode! Then the boys give out unsolicited love advice that you should definitely not listen to because their opinions are the worst. But get ready for the best storytime yet as Jason breaks down new discoveries about one of his professors! All included in this weeks episode of Two Dudes and A Bench! IG: CONTENTNOCHASER Twitter: Contentnochaser --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/twodudesandabench/support

    EP:13 PRETENDING TO BE ANALYSTS

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2021 47:10


    Two longtime best friends get together to break down the events of the weeknd, see what I did there. Austin pretends like he knows about football and claims things that he saw Stephen A Smith say on twitter a few hours prior. Jason claims that football is rigged just because the team he wanted to win lost yet again. Tom Brady gets his 243th ring and you know the rest. And of course, we talk our favorite commercials, the ones that hit and the ones we thought were just a bit weird. Lets talk football. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/twodudesandabench/support

    EP12: BENCH TO THE MOON!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2021 50:06


    Two longtime best friends sit down to discuss the meteoric rise of GameStop stock. Austin pretends to be an expert on the stock market even though most of his education comes from the internet over the past week. Meanwhile, Jason refuses to put money down for anything. The boys also imagine themselves as billionaires as they discuss the news of Jeff Bezos stepping down as Amazon CEO. More realistically, however, we learn about how they both plan to become Knighted through the country of Sealand, a micronation off the coast of England with a vibrant history. Finally, beware of scams! Austin tells the story of how his friend was scammed out of $600 by "Mike the MasterCard employee" who works out of Epcot in Disney World. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/twodudesandabench/support

    EP11: THE TALES OF WINDOW GENIE

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2021 58:07


    Two longtime best friends sit down this week to discuss what you've all been waiting to hear, Window Genie stories. The boys talk about their high school and early college summer job and all of the fun stories that came out of it. Wanna hear about crusty diamond dealers? People falling off ladders? Naked Grandpas? Demon Dogs? Now you can, courtesy of nine combined summers that the boys spent at Window Genie. Then in hot or not the boys discuss Howie Mandel, the NFL, and more. Will Jason make more bad takes? Will Austin make more empty promises? Find out this week on Two Dudes and a Bench! Brought to you by Content No Chaser! This week's sponsor is Anchor! The easiest way to make a Podcast! Instagram: contentnochaser Twitter: @contentnochaser --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/twodudesandabench/support

    EP10: THE COOLEST PRESIDENT OF ALL TIME

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2021 46:04


    Two longtime best friends get together to talk about presidents. In the spirit of the inauguration this week Jason quizzes Austin on some of the most interesting presidential fun facts of all time. Who was never actually arrested? Whose name isn't their real name? Whose parrot was removed from their funeral for swearing like a sailor? Find out in this episode! Then get ready for a whole lot more content no chaser! Our first TIKTOK dropped this week and the boys discuss all the new ways we'll be bringing you content in the future! Lastly, get ready for an important hot or not as the boys discuss fun topics like the bachelor, performances at the inauguration, and more! Join us on the bench for our latest episode! *Sorry about Jason's Audio Quality throughout the show, we had some minor issues during recording* Instagram: CONTENTNOCHASER Twitter: CONTENTNOCHASER --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/twodudesandabench/support

    EP9: SIT DOWN WITH SITCOMS

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2021 53:02


    Two longtime best friends get together to discuss the best sitcoms and mockumentaries. Jason and Austin discuss the office, friends, and many other popular tv shows. They also share their picks on what streaming services you should have right now. Jason gets quizzed again on pop culture, this time about Kanye West drama. And the guys discuss super wildcard weekend in football and college basketball. Wrapping it all up with Austin's favorite Hot of Not yet, this episode is one you don't want to miss. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/twodudesandabench/support

    EP8: NEW YEAR NEW GAMES

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2021 57:50


    Two longtime best friends are joined by their third longtime best friend to discuss board games, party games, video games, and more. Austin and Jason spend some time rating their favorite games and telling some stories with Matt about their experiences with them. The boys wrap up with their new segment hot or not and discuss football, basketball, pop culture, and the exciting new season of Cobra Kai! Join the guys for the first exciting episode of 2020. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/twodudesandabench/support

    EP7: 2020 REVIEW AND 2021 PREDICTIONS

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2020 48:38


    Two longtime best friends gather to wrap up 2020 with a brand new format for the podcast. The guys review the best memes, news stories, and films released in 2020. But since we all lived through that, they look forward to what 2021 has to offer. For these two, that mostly involves doing everything they can to get into medical school. Jason reluctantly makes some New Years' resolution and Austin again promises to release a vlog. Most importantly they guys introduce a new recurring segment called Hot or Not in which they pick a select few current topics and give their takes on if it's hot or not. We look forward to bringing you all many more podcasts in 2021! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/twodudesandabench/support

    EP6: THE PILOT WITH NO DIRECTION

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2020 54:42


    Two longtime best friends are joined by Payton in this meandering episode. We discuss what school is like and how we handled the semester. Payton breaks down what he's learned about flying. Finally, for those that are single like Jason and Payton, we discuss cuffing season and dish out some holiday hot takes. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/twodudesandabench/support

    EP4: THE COVID INTERVIEWS

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2020 64:08


    Two longtime best friends get closer to their roommates who they've been quarantined with for three weeks. Hilarity ensues. Find out how many chickens it would take to bring down an elephant, who the best roommate is, what defines soup, and what movies we do not identify this. If you're wondering why this one is coming out late, ask Austin, who will never be editing the podcast again due to his inability to get things done on time. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/twodudesandabench/support

    EP3: TWO DUDES, SITTING ON A BENCH, WILL THEY KISS? MAYBE

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2020 80:16


    Two longtime best friends talk about getting COVID-19, getting a brand new intro, and answer 36 questions guaranteed to make them fall in love. It's a steamy conversation this week and things get real. Find out about the guy's most embarrassing stories, their perfect day, and if they think anything is too serious to joke about. Austin makes the unlikely promise to upload a vlog over Christmas break. What a lier... --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/twodudesandabench/support

    EP2: HO HO HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2020 42:29


    Two longtime best friends discuss their favorite holidays and their best Halloween costumes. Austin and Jason argue over what their ideal family looks like. Jason recaps one of the best weekends of his life. Austin promises to put out a vlog over Christmas break, but we all know that that is probably a lie. Nice one Austin. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/twodudesandabench/support

    EP1: THE BEST SHOW ON NETFLIX

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2020 40:19


    Today, two longtime best friends discuss their favorite new Netflix show, what happened at the World Series, and Austin's trip to Nashville. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/twodudesandabench/support

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