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Join Rachael, Kelley & Kirstin as they talk out their thoughts and feelings on everything and anything. But mostly just talking nonsense. We promise we’ll make you laugh and maybe become your new best friends! So relax, grab a drink, and tune in!!

Rachael, Kirstin & Kelley


    • Jan 22, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 51m AVG DURATION
    • 46 EPISODES


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    My Ass Cheeks Are Like Horse Testicles

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2024 59:41


    Happy New Year Lint Lickers! The girls are back and play catch up on what has been going on the last few months. We are also drinking  the Night Monkey cocktail served at the Disney's Animal Kingdom Nomad Lounge. Recipe below. So whip up a drink and hang out with us!2oz Plantation Original Dark Rum1/4 oz Guava Perée1/4 oz Coffee Simple Syrup1/2 oz Lime Juicepinch of Cilantrogarnish with some ground coffee beans on top

    Not Like Daddy Tri

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2023 44:33


    The girls took the summer off, but are back in action! We catch up on what's been going on this summer, but also on brand we talk about a whole lot of nothing. I hope you missed us cause we sure missed you lint lickers! Cheers to the best time of the year, spooooookkkyyy SZN!Drink: "Go Birds" Schmoojee from Imprint Brewing Co.

    Thanks For Not Asking

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2023 44:16


    The ladies recap what's been happening since their Disney trip at the end of May. Kirstin discovers that her drunk alter ego from her 20s is trying to make a comeback (and wish she wouldn't). Kelley retells the horrors of the Airbnb fiasco we had in OCMD. And Rach Ruthies us all with these clear vodka waters. Oh yeah also we were called the Black Eyed Peas so we had to mull over that! Soooo grab a drink and come listen to us be idiots!xoxo WTBC Ladiesss

    Botched!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2023 63:45


    We're drinking beer flights! The ladies also have a theory that Rachael's hemorrhoid is actually a tracking device (jk, it's not, we just like to spread rumors). We also just catch up on each others lives since it's been a HOT min since we've recorded. So grab your own drink and enjoy! 

    Holy Condiments

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2023 58:24


    Praise be, it's another episode! We got matching shirts that you can go see on our Instagram page @willtherebecocktailspod - trust, it's worth the gander! The girls play several rounds of "would you rather" and also we get a picture of a foot pic and we will NOT be sharing that with ya'll. It's for the best. Make yourself a nice drink and come hang!xoxo WTBC girls

    Keep Your Virginity

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2023 56:01


    WERE SORIN, FLYINNNN .. with a beer flight this week.We talkin body positivity and girl power on this episode!! Also Rach gets a little heated and there are also some spoilers about Euphoria and other shows. So like if you've been living under a rock for the last 2 years, maybe just skip this episode. Or not, we don't want to tell you how to live your life.  Grab yourselves a drink and come hang!!xoxo WTBC Girls

    We Don't Know A Russ Biblically

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2023 58:10


    Listen if the title doesn't sell you, we don't know what will. But seriously, we don't know a Russ biblically, among a lot of other things. We're not professionals - but we did grab a beer flight from Well Crafted Brewery, so buckle up Lint Lickers and let us razzle dazzle ya for an hour!xoxo WTBC Girls

    Throwing It Back

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2023 52:22


    The girls talk about all their favorite movies from mainly the 90s - so grab a brewski and reminisce with us idiots for a ... power hour ... xoxo WTBC Girls

    We're All In A Simulation

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2023 49:17


    Buckle up Lint Lickers! The girls talk lucid dreaming and simulation theories. Now grab a drink cause we fucked around and y'all are about to find out!XOXO WTBC Girls

    And We're Back!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2023 59:29


    Did you miss us Lint Lickers?! - We sure missed you all! Thanks for hanging in there while we took a much needed break, but have no fear we are back and we are still the same idiots. This episode we basically recap what we've all been up to over the last 4 ish months.. yep it was mostly Disney and spooky shit.We started off with El Pepinos, but during the pod we are drink Ten7 Year 3 beers. So pull up a bar stool and have a drink with us while you listen to complete nonsense for the next hour.K. Love You BYEEEEEEE!!

    Wolf Spiders Purr

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2022 57:03


    The council of spooky bitchez spoke and TIS TIME!! Back at it kicking off spooky szn with the Black Widow cocktail. We know its still August but Halloween decorations are out and we love a spooky season. So grab a drink and listen to us talk about the dumbest shit, trust its fun!NEW Theme Song:Track: “Phobia”Music by Elysium Audio Labs

    Going Commando

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2022 31:42


    The girls talk about a whole lot of nothing this episode, but we're consistent! For this episode, we cracked a cold one. So grab a beer and hang out with us for a little!xoxo WTBC Girls

    Corn, When?!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2022 52:45


    Gangs back together again this week! We're drinking El Pepinos since Kelley has perfected the drink. We also play a lot of catch up since we haven't seen each other in a while. Also apologies for the sound, Kelleys little chew monster must have gotten into the microphone cords

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    In Our Elder Emo Prime!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2022 71:50


    On brand, we're inconsistent. Sorry!! Also we're down a gal this week, so it's just Kelley and Kirstin throwing back El Pepinos and beers on this episode. We discuss what's been going on for the last month and really whatever comes out of our mouths. It's a long one but its been a HOT minute so we had a lot to say.Pop open a brewskis, shake up some cocktails, sling back a shot, hell, hydrate with some water.. whatever you're into and tune in!!

    Blacked Out In Disney

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2022 50:44


    Lint Lickers, we're bacckkkkk!! And it turns out you CAN black out in Disney, and not just drinking around the world. Ya, girls are back and we're talking about our latest Disney trip and just updating on the last month being away. Grab a drink and come hangout!

    The Great Crypt Queefer

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2022 63:38


    The girls pre-gamed this week and may have found a new Halloween costume. No surprise Kelley looks up something raunchy on the Internet and finds pictures. Rachael brings back glory holes .. sorry. And Kirstin has lost all brain cells.Follow our instagram @willtherebecocktailspod for Disney updates and all the drinks!XOXO WTBC Girls

    Toe Beans & Boops

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2022 47:37


    Continuing the fun we had with Amelia on this weeks episode! We debate having balls on our chin or forks for fingers, break down the When We Were Young festival, and discuss the bands we got to meet when we were young... see what we did there?? As always, grab a drink and join us this week for another episode of nonsense!XOXO WTBC Girls

    Clean Your Foreskin

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2022 50:17


    Sippin on gin and juice.. laid backkk! This week we have a special guest, Amelia, joins the girls and makes them two different gin cocktails and they were a HIT! We also put to bed the never ending question: dicks for fingers or dicks for toes? Listen to find out!For cocktail recipes, go to our instagram @willtherebecocktailspodXOXO WTBC Girls.

    Well, Slap My Ass and Call Me Grandma

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2022 48:28


    Happy New Year lint lickers!! As the saying goes, "new year, same idiots" .. right? Well enjoy the new episode, its really YEETO!!XOXO WTBC Girls

    It's The Great Glory Hole Charlie Brown!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2021 35:16


    This episode is mainly about glory holes ... so there's that. Enjoyyyyyy!!!XOXO WTBC Girls

    Balls Deep In A Hot Hog

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2021 46:02


    Ya'll this episode got weird. Words really can't explain this episode fully, so we're just gonna let you lint lickers listen in and hear for yourself. Drinks: Spicy Grapefruit / Pineapple Margaritas with a tajin rim - HEAVY on the tequila ;)XOXO WTBC Girls

    Main Character Vibes

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2021 50:52


    We tore it up for our Thanksgiving Eve like any 30 something would... by day drinking and calling it a night around 8 pm. Whoops! Anyway Kirstin and Rachael discuss who the main character would be in Brave Little Toaster. And per usually its just a bunch of nonsense and discussion about Thanksgiving Eve shenanigans. Grab a drink and join us for this weeks episode!XOXO WTBC Girls

    We Did It ... Again!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2021 50:38


    That's right, just like Britney, we're back betches for season two!! Hope you missed us, cause we missed you!The girls give a recap on what's been going on lately and per usual get off on tangents and talk about absolutely nothing. We're still your lovable unapologetic idiots with no shame .. okay, maybe a little. So grab a drink and join us for another season of fun nonsense!xoxo WTBC Girls

    Another Disney Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2021 22:24


    Lint Lickers, sorry not sorry for another Disney filled episode. But our trip is coming up and we're obvi excited for it! Also, Kirstin says something incredibly embarrassing, so there's that. Whoops!! It's a shortie this week so enjoy!Disclaimer: DISNEY DID NOT AND PROBABLY WILL NEVER SPONSOR THIS PODCAST lolxoxo WTBC Girls

    Hangs Like Sleeve of Wizard

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2021 45:04


    Wow, this episode gets spooky!! Kelley tells a story about alien abductions and we go down that hole. Sorry not sorry!! Also shout out to the Supernatural podcast for that content!We're still drinking some of the brews from 10/7 Brewery. So crack a beer and enjoy this chestnut of an episode!XOXO WTBC Girls

    Wild Wisdom

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2021 41:50


    The girls are back live and doing outdoorsy things (drinking on the deck)! Kelley brings facts about birds you don't want to miss. TRUST US, it's a good fact! Rachael does what she does best and PICKS UP a cicada! What an absolute psycho, but we love her! And we all share what's been going on in the last couple of weeks and more details about our spooky adventures this coming fall!Pour yourself a drink and kick back!XOXO WTBC Girls 

    We Talk Spooky Shit!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2021 45:40


    Loyal Lint Lickers buckle up for another episode of nonsense!! And yes, we're trying to make the Loyal Lint Lickers a thing so just go with it! But also we have an announcement for what's to come aka SPOOKY SZN aka THE BEST TIME OF THE YEAR (in our eyes). So grab a drink, have a sip and tune in!!PS. WHOA, 20 episodes?! Where did the time go??XOXO WTBC Girls  

    Dead Notions

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2021 47:10


    This is part two of our outdoorsy episodes! On this week's episode the girls continue with the Round Guys Brewing Company beers and talk about things that remind them of events or people from their past. But also we flex our  golden pipes (aka our singing voices) a lot ... so you're welcome for that!XOXO WTBC Girls

    The Great Outdoors

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2021 39:42


    This week the girls got outdoorsy.. and by outdoorsy we mean, drinking on the back deck, duh! We are drinking local brews this week and discuss fun facts about ourselves along with the typical nonsense that comes out of our mouths. So join us loyal lint lickers on another whirlwind episode!Brews are from: Round Guys Brewing CoFollow us @willtherebecocktailspod (Instagram and TikTok)XOXO WTBC Girls

    Ain't All That and a Bag of Dirt

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2021 40:46


    Somebody come get her! This week is a beer week with BluePrint Brewery! The girls talk about Dinning in the Dark, and they go on about getting labiaplasty.. strap in cause this one is weird!As always follow us on our socials: @willtherebecocktails (instagram & tiktok) and rate, review, subscribe!Cheers!WTBC Girls

    Murder FLYles

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2021 24:24


    The girls have a little shortie for you this week! Listen as Rachael and Kelley both try to kill flies.. it gets messy. Oh! Also, Rachael got a new puppy (Lager)!! And we talk about other nonsense that's on our mind, cheers!!XOXO WTBC Girls

    Can't Keep These Geriatrics Down!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2021 57:02


    WE'RE BACK! After about a 4 week hiatus, we're back at it with some more nonsense. The girls took at little easy with some beer flights this week.  Kirstin moved to a new town! Rachael barely has a voice, and Kelley lost a Disney game.. so it sounds like we may need another vacation from our vacation? .. JK we're not going anywhere any time soon! - Oh also we talk about balls, sorry, not sorry!Beers for the flights this week can be found on our Instagram @willtherebecocktails.XOWTBC Girls

    Stranded at the Vineyard

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2021 46:02


    It's just Kelley and Kirstin this week - Rachael came down with Hangover flu! Kelley went to the Finger Lakes and got stranded at one of the vineyards - don't worry, she's okay! As always follow us on instagram and now ON TIK TOK! Yes, you read that correctly, the WTBC girls are now hip and on Tik Tok. So go follow us! @willtherebecocktailspod.Until next week xoxo WTBC

    Peace, Love, and Hotdogs

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2021 30:17


    Happy belated Cinco De Mayo!! This week the girls are naturally drinking tequila, more specifically margaritas .. and some Coronas to really spice things up! Honestly, this is more of a conversation between friends this week. Rachael regales us of her travels up north and something magically that happened!!Also we talk about hot dogs at the end, you're welcome!As always, follow us on instagram and now also Tik Tok! @willtherebecocktailspod (for both). Also please subscribe, rate and review us and share us with your friends!xoxo WTBC Girls

    Sour Cream and FUNion!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2021 47:43


    We've thrown the train off the tracks this week, Rachael is making cocktails .. who is she?! It's also family game time!! The girls play a rousing game of What's in your mouth?? It recalls back to when we all said that we could determine what brand of chip we were eating. Turns out, the girls are chip connoisseurs! If you're into ASMR, then this bit is for you! If not, we apologize in advance!Don't forget to rate, subscribe and review where ever you listen! As always follow us on Instagram @willtherebecocktailspod to get all of the updates and drink recipes!xo WTBC 

    Death, Dying and Disney

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2021 51:35


    This week its just Kelley and Kirstin, so that means we basically talk Disney. And no they do not sponsor this.. but they should .. heeeyyyy Disney ;). We had teQuila an hour with some tequila Disney theme cocktails. So sit back with a marg and join us for another rousing episode!!xoxo WTBC Gals!

    The Ultimate Child Star

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2021 34:24


    10th Episode!! It's a short one this week, and we're sober! Sorry folks, we need a break every now and then. The gals talk about Covid vaccine adventures, reality TV, a lot of Grey's Anatomy, and a bunch of other nonsense.Don't forget, DM us your drunk stories on IG. @willtherebecocktailspod

    We Have Nine Wines

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2021 64:39


    You guessed it! Wine is on the menu for this weeks episode! The girls do a wine flight, with a white blend, cab sauv, and a watermelon wine. Kirstin talks about the unspeakable pact she has with Rachael. Kelley mistakes cocktail glasses with eye glasses .. wut lol?! And Rachael still has yet to use her Casetify case for her phone... I know we're upset too!So pull that cork out and pour yourself a glass. You're gonna need after listen to us idiots 9 episodes. xoxo WTBC Gals

    Mad Monkey Madness!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2021 68:38


    Happy Easter weekend!! The girls have an adorable brunch cocktail complete with a Peep Bunny on top! Rachael also has a lot of feels about Disney's Frozen, Elsa. And speaking of Disney, Kelley is back in action this week with some more Disney facts for ya. Also Kirstin delivers some news about poop? Brunch got weird, y'all.April is Alcohol Awareness Month. Please remember to always drink responsibly and do not drink and drive. And if you want more information on this, we recommend going to: www.alcohol.org We love you all!xoxo Rachael, Kelley and Kirstin

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    Seventh Heaven

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2021 57:12


    AUDIO WARNING! The girls have beer flights again this week, so we're gassy and there are burps in this episode! Apologies in advance!We talk about the memories that haunt us daily and why we can't sleep. And we go on a tangent about cereal and feet? We're weird, we know it, we're not changing. Cheers!

    Six Shooter

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2021 60:47


    The girls have shots and pickle martini's this week in celebration of St. Patricks Day, and let's just say the hangover is REAL! We also take a solid 10 minute tangent on how the song Funky Town goes. It got strange. Sláinte and be sure to hydrate!

    Five For Flighting

    Play Episode Play 60 sec Highlight Listen Later Mar 15, 2021 61:22


    Passengers, prepare for take off because we're taking y'all on a beer flight this week! Flight attendant Kelley has prepare two beer flights with an arrange of sour beers and IPAs. For details on the beers, please consult with our instagram page @willtherebecocktailspod for all of our drink details. We're expecting smooth sailing and 70 degree weather when we land. So sit back and strap in for the ride!

    Fourth Drink

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2021 68:48


    We're back for another riveting episode! Kirstin gives Kelley and Rachael a recap on what's going on in Bachelor Nation. We talk Aliens and Rachael is convinced they've got all the musical talent. And Kelley gets irate over the lack of bikini covering women are doing these days and updates us on the latest Disney theories! So sit back with your tequila cocktail and listen to us be idiots! Cheers!!Add us on Instagram! @willtherebecocktailspod

    Third Drink

    Play Episode Play 30 sec Highlight Listen Later Feb 22, 2021 66:37


    Special guest and close friend Amanda joins this week as the gang finds out what Disney Princess they are based on food preference. Kirstin gets stoned, Rachael teaches slang terms, Kelley aces Anatomy, and Amanda identifies as an ottoman. Pop a bottle and get weird with us!

    Second Drink

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2021 64:44


    Rachael joins us as a co-host!! We talk about what your age is based on your chicken fingers preference, and how long you would last in a horror film. Also how we possibly are aliens? We're drinking pear vodka and Michelob ultra seltzers! Grab a drink and sip along!

    First Drink

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2021 63:15


    Welp, we've finally done it! We've actually started a podcast! Give us grace as we are super new to this. We'll absolutely get off track and may never actually finish a story. But we will make sure to give you a lot of laughs along the way and soon become your best friends that you'd want to have SEVERAL cocktails with! Cheers!Kelley & Kirstin

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