Zack and Griffin, with their oodles* of podcaster gold, have settled down to the quiet life of owning the single Pet Shop of The Multiversetm. Dragons, Dogs, Dogs for Dragons, these fellas have it all! *The Technical Term
Did you know that some folks are just f*cking rad? We did, and now so do you! Zack and Griff reopen Kobold Press's Tome of Beasts 2 and find more awesome dudes to discuss.
Zack and Griff set their sights on more horrors and end up finding some pretty chill dudes! It's the Tome of Horrors from Frog God Games!
Would you rather have a dog, or a dog that's kind of not a dog? Zack and Griff present four dog alternatives from Kobold Press's Tome of Beasts for your consideration!
Polish your diamonds and clutch your pearls, Zack and Griff set their crosshairs on the Sinnoh region! No Pokémon is safe from their scathing critique! And, yes, we do talk about Lopunny.
We LOVE the big bois on this show! Dive once again into Kobold Press's Creature Codex to encounter, nay, EXPERIENCE some of the biggest bois around! Content warning for arachnophobia (32:23 - 44:13)
The only thing that can save us from the present is THE FUTURE! And also perhaps some box office success. Zack and Griff fling themselves one billion years into the future for another heaping helping of creatures from the Ninth World!
It's Valentine's Day! Flowers and chocolates and monsters, oh my! We dig through Kobold Press's Tome of Beasts 3 to find you the best wingman to get you a date!
What do you get when you cross a shark with a narwhal? A flying menace, apparently. Join the boys for another foray into Tome of Beasts 2 from Kobold Press, and explore the dangers of the unaligned!
We totally forget to mention it in the beginning, but this episode comes to you from Tome of Beasts 3 by Kobold Press! It's also our first episode of 2025! My oh my how far we've come. Thank you for listening!
What do a bottle cap, a fat man, and a German shepherd all have in common? They all don't want to set the world on fire! Is this enough Fallout references yet to tell you we did a Fallout episode? I hope so!
Even the majesty of the Hoenn region cannot escape the scrupulous and damning eye of Zack and Griff. We continue our second pass at talking about the worst Pokemon the world has to offer.
A common mantra on this show is, "They can't all be winners!" and we really embrace that this time around. Frost slugs and eye-stealing bugs abound in another episode featuring the Tome of Beasts from Kobold Press!
What do you get when you add the Fourth World and the Fifth World together? The Ninth World! We venture yet again one billion years into the future to explore the vast realms of Numenera and the Ninth World from Monte Cook Games!
Honestly, this one is mostly vibes. The plan was to talk about some of the creatures from the Tal'Dorei Reborn campaign setting from the folks at Critical Role. Instead, the boys talk mostly about Arnold Schwarzenegger movies and bodily fluids. For real, this one gets kinda nasty. Hope you have fun!
The boys are back! Reunited and it feels so good! With Zack's triumphant return, Griffin shares what he learned in the Tiny Dimension, and the boys unearth some more of the tiniest friends around.
Zack's still away on a mission, and Griffin is stuck in the tiny dimension! Whatever are they going to do!? Well, in the meantime, Griffin and special guest Ellie discuss some fellow tiny creatures; the best the Pikmin universe has to offer!
Zack is on an away mission today, so filling in for him is our actual, real-world boss, Mr. G! Mr. G is fresh off a trip from Hyrule and has brought a flock of friends from across the Legend of Zelda landscape!
You know 'em! You love 'em! Am I talking about Zack and Griff, or Kobold Press's Tome of Beasts 3? Why not both!
Zack and Griffin evaluate the Johto region to find the worst of the worst, the baddest of the bad, the shttiest of the shtty, all for a second time.
Zack did all the pre-production on this episode, which means Griffin goes in cold! You know it, you love it, it's Kobold Press's Tome of Beasts 2 with a newly curated batch of critters!
Gimme a Tome! (tome!) Gimme an Of! (of!) Gimme a Beasts! (beasts!) What's that spell!? It's Kobold Press's Tome of Beasts 3! This episode has everything you could ever want! Assuming what you want is four different creatures from the book! Leaf snakes and little elemental guys and more!
What do you get when you combine the Forth World with the Fifth World? You get the Ninth World from Monte Cook Games' Numenera setting! A billion years in the future, and those folks still have some good pets. Plus, there's a two for one sale today!
Goodness gracious are these bastards nasty! Looking for that really nasty creature to ruin your day? We've got some options for you!
It's the first inaugural CutieCon! Today we open the floor up to all the cuties from Kobold Press's Creature Codex, discuss their cutie credentials, and rate their cuddlability. Sign up for next year's CutieCon today!
We KNOW you want the big bois, so why keep them from you? And you KNOW that the Tome of Beasts 2 from Kobold Press has the BIGGEST BOIS! The wait is over!
Have you been looking for some folks that are just plain rad? Then, boy howdy do we have the episode for you! Zack and Griffin reopen Kobold Press's first Tome of Beasts for some riveting, and slightly erotic, conversation.
Have you missed Pokémon? So have we! We've missed absolutely DESTROYING them. Zack and Griffin go back to the beginning, back to the Kanto region, to officially begin Round Two of Sh*tty Pokémon!
The first half of this episode is very chill! And the back half of this episode gets real swampy! And hey, who among hasn't suffered a swampy back half before? We get knee-deep in Tome of Beasts 3 from Kobold Press yet again!
Despite the horrors of Daylight Savings, the time portal yet functions! Zack and Griff return to the Ninth World, cracking open a new bestiary along the way! Join us for LED marsupials, clumsy armadillos, and plentiful discussions about popcorn.
More big! More bois! More wholesome and sex positive characters! Zack and Griff return to the latest Tome of Beasts to discuss more of the biggest bois around.
This Codex is just too full of Creatures! Kobold Press's Creature Codex brings us another batch of monsters to discuss, both as pets and as home decor.
Something stinks this episode, and I swear, it isn't us! Zack and Griffin embark once again through Kobold Press's Tome of Beasts 3 to bring you hot squirrels, magic crabs, and everything in between!
What do you get when you cross neon and vaporwave retro-futurism with Dungeons and Dragons 5e? You get THE RETROVERSE (by Chris Lock and Lluis Abadias)! Zack and Griffin plunge headfirst into the Retroverse with actor and singer Braeden Glenn Tuttle as their guide! Find more from Braeden at braedenglenntuttle.com and more about the Retroverse at lasersandliches.com!
More dogs that are basically dogs, but not quite dogs. And in this episode, Zack and Griffin maybe, just maybe, find... The Goodest Boy.
Surprise! It's a new episode full of tiny friends! Surprise again! It's our belated five year anniversary episode! Surprise again again! We get scared by a marsupial! Come take a listen!
Down, down, down we go into the Kingdom of Hallownest for our first episode featuring the creatures of Hollow Knight! One of Griffin's all time favorite games, and one Zack has never touched. Grab your favorite charm and take a dunk in the hot spring as the boys dodge the creepy critters in favor of big round friends.
One of these things is not like the other, though they may be more alike than they seem! We return to the Ninth World from Monte Cook Games' Numenera setting, making new names for ourselves, finding love in all the wrong places, and making some nasty creatures even nastier.
Paldea calls! And those who answer are Zack and Griffin, who are really, REALLY behind on their Pokémon. The boys go for the throat on some of the worst Pokémon designs Scarlet and Violet have to offer.
Are cats even really cats? I dunno, but these cats certainly ARE NOT cats. You know and love Kobold Press and Tome of Beasts 3 as much as we do at this point, I'm sure. Zack and Griffin are putting these not-cats under the magnifying glass.
The wait is over! An episode where Zack and Griff get really thirsty about fantasy creatures is back! The boys return to Kobold Press's Creature Codex to talk about more folks that are just plain rad.
Stop the presses! Actually, strike that, cause Kobold Press keeps providing great creatures from their Tome of Beasts! Zack and Griffin discuss reptiles of many varieties, reminisce about old Flash games, and get a little topsy-turvy at the end.
For all the not-quite-dogs featured in this episode, most of them are still ~very doggo~ Kobold Press does it again with choice pups from both their Creature Codex and Tome of Beasts 2!
This week's episode is BIG! It's full of the BIGGEST creatures we could find in just BIG BIG book of Kobold Press's Creature Codex! Did I mention it's BIG!?
A new book reveals itself! It's actually probably been out for a while, but we just found it! Kobold Press's Creature Codex offers us several ways to ruin a wizard's day, which considering how often they f*ck with bears, honestly, they deserve it.
Somehow the Time Portal still works, so we're gonna take advantage of it while we can! Zack and Griffin return to the Ninth World to explore the creatures and oddities of the Numenera Beastiary from Monte Cook Games!
Neither swords nor shields will keep these Pokémon safe from the tirades of Zack and Griffin! There are sh*tty Pokémon galore in Galar! Come take a listen!
Tome of Beasts? More like Tome of Awesome Birds! Zack and Griffin take to the skies as they discuss some of the finest (and freakiest) birds in Kobold Press's Tome of Beasts 2!
Frog God Games produces more than just horrors from their Tome of Horrors, they also produce some little guys! Zack and Griffin pull out their magnifying glasses to highlight some of the smallest critters around.
Sometimes it's not all about pets and shops and multiverses. Sometimes it's just about some folks who are f*cking rad! Zack and Griffin foray once again into Tome of Beasts 3 from Kobold Press and discuss potatoes, puffins, rodents , and angels. You know, all things that go together.
A third Tome of Beasts, a third episode of dog-adjacent critters! What more could you want? MORE DOGS? Be patient, we're working on it!