$100,000 Podcast

This episode was recorded in the space behind the Davis cemetery, where, 30 years ago, a man murdered his entire family and burned his house down around them. If the audio quality is bad, it's because of their ghosts.

Season 3 Episode 2

The podcast is back with a new season and a new host! We climbed a mountain so you don't have to!

It's the season finale of the $100,000 Podcast, come say goodbye to Kevin and Kane before they head of to do (presumably) better things.

You'll never guess who this week's guest is, but here's a hint: they drive a bulletproof car and have a funny hat.

Ep 72 - Rockets Cant Jump by The $100,000 Podcast

Sadly Clayton couldn't join us on this one, but we made up for it with special guest Elyse Sharp, appearing in literally only the last 5 minutes of the episode! The scheduling this week was a real nightmare, folks. Questions for next episode: 1: What's the best thing to jump into? 2: What's the classiest thing to do with a microwave? Questions for next NEXT episode: 1: What's your evil twin doing right now? 2: What's the most inappropriate thing to put googly eyes on? Mystery questions: 1: What year has that dems right now? 2: What themed marinade place tent googly eyes? Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to htdquestions@gmail.com OR comment on our facebook page at facebook.com/htdpodcast OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode! If you want updates when we release new episodes, consider signing up for our email list or joining/following our facebook group! Just send a friendly email asking to be on the email list to htdquestions@gmail.com, or visit www.facebook.com/htdpodcast and check us out there! Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

Eric Craig joins us to start the new year off right. And talk about sexy clouds.

It may be January already, but that doesn't mean you can't enjoy this extra special Christmas episode we recorded a week and a half ago. With guest hosts Connor Dick, James Burchill, and Ryan Lin

Santa's got a new reindeer in town, and you better watch out. If you make fun of his black and white face paint he'll plant a hatchet in yo' ass and leave some Faygo in your stocking. Questions for 12/22/2015: 1: What's the best of 2015? 2: What do sheep dream of? Questions for 12/30/2015: 1: What's in the box? 2: Where are my socks? Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to htdquestions@gmail.com OR comment on our facebook page at facebook.com/htdpodcast OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode! If you want updates when we release new episodes, consider signing up for our email list or joining/following our facebook group! Just send a friendly email asking to be on the email list to htdquestions@gmail.com, or visit www.facebook.com/htdpodcast and check us out there! ALSO, CHECK US OUT ON ITUNES AT https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/$100-000-podcast/id984963581?hc_location=ufi Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

Get flavor blasted with the nacho cheesiest episode yet! Questions for the future: What are the most suspicious three items to buy from Target at the same time? What is the name of Santa's new reindeer? Questions for two (or three) weeks from now: What do sheep dream of? What's the best of 2015?

Well, we've reached December! You know what that means, if you have any prisoners you've kept in your basement, it's time to air them out and let them record a podcast. Questions for 12/9/2015: 1: How should we sell out? 2: What's the next Dorito flavor!? Questions for 12/16/2015: 1: What's the most suspicious combination of three items to buy at Target? 2: What's the name of Santa's newest reindeer? Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to htdquestions@gmail.com OR comment on our facebook page at facebook.com/htdpodcast OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode! If you want updates when we release new episodes, consider signing up for our email list or joining/following our facebook group! Just send a friendly email asking to be on the email list to htdquestions@gmail.com, or visit www.facebook.com/htdpodcast and check us out there! ALSO, CHECK US OUT ON ITUNES AT itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/$100-…cast/id984963581 Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

Have you ever wanted to peer behind the scenes of the $100,000 Podcast? Do you wonder what we're like when we're away from the mic? How would you like to hear all that over my condo mate washing the dishes while I unwrap candy bars? Even if you answered no to all that, at least listen to about 30 minutes where I discuss the possibility of twerking a hamster out of your butthole. Questions for next episode: 1: What is the best place to host a scavenger hunt? 2: What's the best way to avoid paying a bill? Questions for the next NEXT episode: 1: How should we sell out? 2: What's the next big Doritos flavor? Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to htdquestions@gmail.com OR comment on our facebook page at facebook.com/htdpodcast OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode! If you want updates when we release new episodes, consider signing up for our email list or joining/following our facebook group! Just send a friendly email asking to be on the email list to htdquestions@gmail.com, or visit www.facebook.com/htdpodcast and check us out there! ALSO, CHECK US OUT ON ITUNES AT itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/$100-…cast/id984963581 Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

This episode contains our FIRST SPONSERSHIP! Go to www.thecatnews.com for all things important, which is to say important news and cats. Questions for next episode: 1: What is the best place to host a scavenger hunt? 2: What's the best way to avoid paying a bill? Questions for the next NEXT episode: 1: How should we sell out? 2: What's the next big Doritos flavor? Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to htdquestions@gmail.com OR comment on our facebook page at facebook.com/htdpodcast OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode! If you want updates when we release new episodes, consider signing up for our email list or joining/following our facebook group! Just send a friendly email asking to be on the email list to htdquestions@gmail.com, or visit www.facebook.com/htdpodcast and check us out there! ALSO, CHECK US OUT ON ITUNES AT itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/$100-…cast/id984963581 Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

You know how when you have cancer, they will try to excise all the cancer out of you via surgery? That's what happened here, but except instead of cancer we removed all the break discussion about Anime and Memes. HOWEVER! Do not feel cheated just yet folks, we will be putting out a separate BONUS EPISODE later this week, which will contain EXCLUSIVELY meme and anime discussion, which I can tell you're just going to love. I can see it in your eyes.

Stranded and guestless, Kane and Clayton share an intimate moment together discussing all the grand instruments that mankind has developed for meaningless violence. Questions for 11/11/2015: 1: What is the best way to find a lost hamster? 2: What is a turkey's favorite sitcom/joke? Questions for 11/18/2015: 1: Why did I lose my helicopter license? 2: What is the best thing to say before the drop? Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to htdquestions@gmail.com OR comment on our facebook page at facebook.com/htdpodcast OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode! If you want updates when we release new episodes, consider signing up for our email list or joining/following our facebook group! Just send a friendly email asking to be on the email list to htdquestions@gmail.com, or visit www.facebook.com/htdpodcast and check us out there! ALSO, CHECK US OUT ON ITUNES AT itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/$100-…cast/id984963581 Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

We're kicking up a new Patreon! At the $5 level, we will suggest a new hilarious place and time to fart at, and at the $15 level, we will do that fart our god damn selves. Questions for 10/28/2015: 1: What would you name your phone? 2: Who you gonna call...if you can't call the Ghostbusters? Questions for 11/4/2015: 1: What would you name your LEGENDARY WEAPON? 2: How would you find a lost hamster? Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to htdquestions@gmail.com OR comment on our facebook page at facebook.com/htdpodcast OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode! If you want updates when we release new episodes, consider signing up for our email list or joining/following our facebook group! Just send a friendly email asking to be on the email list to htdquestions@gmail.com, or visit www.facebook.com/htdpodcast and check us out there! ALSO, CHECK US OUT ON ITUNES AT itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/$100-…cast/id984963581 Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

So listen. You're sitting there, you want to hear something that'll brighten your day, but you know you aren't gonna have your ears free for a full hour. Well guess what - Hundredthousandaire John Malin has extracted all the juiciest, tenderest bits of amusement from episode 60 and compressed them into a beautiful diamond of ADHD joy. Enjoy in 1/10th the time!

Can you even imagine? A ghost with a skeleton? I don't think you can, without inducing cranial bleeding. Questions for 10/22/2015: 1: What monster would make the best roommate? 2: What subscription box service should we start? Questions for 10/29/2015: 1: What would you name your phone? 2: Who you gonna call...if you can't call the Ghostbusters? Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to htdquestions@gmail.com OR comment on our facebook page at facebook.com/htdpodcast OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode! If you want updates when we release new episodes, consider signing up for our email list or joining/following our facebook group! Just send a friendly email asking to be on the email list to htdquestions@gmail.com, or visit www.facebook.com/htdpodcast and check us out there! ALSO, CHECK US OUT ON ITUNES AT itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/$100-…cast/id984963581 Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

With the addition of the "Gutterfloss," we're slowly constructing a fictional steampunk world, one slang word at a time. Tune in next episode for a tussle between the Gutterfloss Lads and the Oily Boys. Questions for 10/14/2015: 1: Where would you set a Scooby Doo episode? 2: If you were a talk show host, who would be your talk show sidekick? Questions for 10/21/2015 1: What monster would make the best roommate? 2: What subscription box service should we start? Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to htdquestions@gmail.com OR comment on our facebook page at facebook.com/htdpodcast OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode! If you want updates when we release new episodes, consider signing up for our email list or joining/following our facebook group! Just send a friendly email asking to be on the email list to htdquestions@gmail.com, or visit www.facebook.com/htdpodcast and check us out there! ALSO, CHECK US OUT ON ITUNES AT itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/$100-…cast/id984963581 Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

IT'S OCTOBER, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!! That means it's time for guest stars, dry ice, and...I think that's it, I think that's all that's significant about October. Questions for 10/7/2015: 1: What's the best thing to sell out of a trench coat? 2: What should the 100,000 Podcast cologne be? Questions for 10/14/2015: 1: Where would you set a Scooby Doo episode? 2: If you were a talk show host, who would be your talk show sidekick? Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to htdquestions@gmail.com OR comment on our facebook page at facebook.com/htdpodcast OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode! If you want updates when we release new episodes, consider signing up for our email list or joining/following our facebook group! Just send a friendly email asking to be on the email list to htdquestions@gmail.com, or visit www.facebook.com/htdpodcast and check us out there! ALSO, CHECK US OUT ON ITUNES AT itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/$100-…cast/id984963581 Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

Writing podcast descriptions is hard, y'all. here's some questions: What's the best thing to sell out of a trench coat? What should the 100,000 Podcast cologne be?

No Katy Perrys were harmed in this week's recording of the $100,000 Podcast. Questions for ~9/15/2015: 1: Whats' behind door number two? 2: What's the worst board game to be Jumanji's into? Questions for ~9/22/2015: 1: What's the best way to quit your job? 2: What universe would make the best fighting game? Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to htdquestions@gmail.com OR comment on our facebook page at facebook.com/htdpodcast OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode! If you want updates when we release new episodes, consider signing up for our email list or joining/following our facebook group! Just send a friendly email asking to be on the email list to htdquestions@gmail.com, or visit www.facebook.com/htdpodcast and check us out there! ALSO, CHECK US OUT ON ITUNES AT itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/$100-…cast/id984963581 Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

Dexy's Midnight Riders Denny's Mystery Runners Dendi's Michelin Rutabagas Deoxy's Mitochondrial Ribosome Dribbly's Miserable Rumblebums Dipsy's Middling Ringers Destiny's Midnight Child If you want updates when we release new episodes, consider signing up for our email list or joining/following our facebook group! Just send a friendly email asking to be on the email list to htdquestions@gmail.com, or visit www.facebook.com/htdpodcast and check us out there! ALSO, CHECK US OUT ON ITUNES AT itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/$100-…cast/id984963581 Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

Apologies all, a few utterly singular events transpired during recording. One is that the recording glitched out, so here and there we skip a few seconds of audio. The other thing that happened is that Kane and Clayton laughed *literally* for 3 minutes and 15 seconds straight at something that will likely not make you laugh at all. Questions for the next episode (~9/1/2015) 1: What are they actually singing about in the song "Come On Eileen"? 2: What is the best book to use as a secret lever? Questions for the next NEXT episode (~9/8/2015) 1: What would be the most infuriating crossover? 2: Why do bad things happen to good people? Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to htdquestions@gmail.com OR comment on our facebook page at facebook.com/htdpodcast OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode! If you want updates when we release new episodes, consider signing up for our email list or joining/following our facebook group! Just send a friendly email asking to be on the email list to htdquestions@gmail.com, or visit www.facebook.com/htdpodcast and check us out there! ALSO, CHECK US OUT ON ITUNES AT itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/$100-…cast/id984963581 Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

The witching starts early this year, be prepared for some magic spells and spooky brews. Also be prepared for a lot of talk about sex dungeons, because that's a topic that wouldn't stop coming up this week. Questions for the next episode: What's the most exciting cereal box prize? What's the second greatest trick the devil ever pulled? Questions for the following episode: What are they actually singing about in the song "Come On Eileen"? What is the best book to use as a secret lever? Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to htdquestions@gmail.com OR comment on our facebook page at facebook.com/htdpodcast OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode! If you want updates when we release new episodes, consider signing up for our email list or joining/following our facebook group! Just send a friendly email asking to be on the email list to htdquestions@gmail.com, or visit www.facebook.com/htdpodcast and check us out there! ALSO, CHECK US OUT ON ITUNES AT itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/$100-…cast/id984963581 Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

This podcast episode was recorded mere moments before the extinction, and is preserved here as a record of the final moments of humanity. Questions for next episode: Why did Kane lose his security deposit? What are you gonna do about it? Questions for the following episode: What's the most exciting cereal box prize? What's the second greatest trick the devil ever pulled? Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to htdquestions@gmail.com OR comment on our facebook page at facebook.com/htdpodcast OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode! If you want updates when we release new episodes, consider signing up for our email list or joining/following our facebook group! Just send a friendly email asking to be on the email list to htdquestions@gmail.com, or visit www.facebook.com/htdpodcast and check us out there! ALSO, CHECK US OUT ON ITUNES AT itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/$100-…cast/id984963581 Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

What does it truly mean to record a podcast? We may never know for certain, but this week we come a little closer to the truth. Featuring special guest Fake Taylor Swift. Help us out! Answer these questions: What is Mona Lisa smiling about? How do you know when it's true love? More questions, for the episode two weeks from now Why did Kane lose his security deposit? What are you gonna do about it? Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to htdquestions@gmail.com OR comment on our facebook page at facebook.com/htdpodcast OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode! If you want updates when we release new episodes, consider signing up for our email list or joining/following our facebook group! Just send a friendly email asking to be on the email list to htdquestions@gmail.com, or visit www.facebook.com/htdpodcast and check us out there! ALSO, CHECK US OUT ON ITUNES AT itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/$100-…cast/id984963581 Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

Kane has returned from France to help guide us through these treacherous podcast waters. Kevin tells us about his new diet. Clayton, as usual, has nothing to say. These questions need answered ASAP! Q1: What's a podcast? Q2: What did we do to make Taylor Swift write a song about us? These questions also need answered, but not as immediately: Q3: What is Mona Lisa smiling about? Q4: How do you know when it's true love? Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to htdquestions@gmail.com OR comment on our facebook page at facebook.com/htdpodcast OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode! If you want updates when we release new episodes, consider signing up for our email list or joining/following our facebook group! Just send a friendly email asking to be on the email list to htdquestions@gmail.com, or visit www.facebook.com/htdpodcast and check us out there! ALSO, CHECK US OUT ON ITUNES AT itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/$100-…cast/id984963581 Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

Kane is gone this week, and the podcast is falling apart without him. If you're a fan of long, pointless tangents, this is the episode for you. Questions for next week: What's the most regrettable thing to do shots of? How are you celebrating August (national panini month)? Questions for the following week: What's a podcast? What did we do to make taylor swift write a song about us? Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to htdquestions@gmail.com OR comment on our facebook page at facebook.com/htdpodcast OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode! If you want updates when we release new episodes, consider signing up for our email list or joining/following our facebook group! Just send a friendly email asking to be on the email list to htdquestions@gmail.com, or visit www.facebook.com/htdpodcast and check us out there! ALSO, CHECK US OUT ON ITUNES AT itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/$100-…cast/id984963581 Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

It's a world of laughter, a world of tears It's a world of hopes and a world of fears There's so much that we share that it's time we're aware It's a meme world after all Questions for the future: Why did I get kicked out of Space Camp? What's the hot new Olympic sport? More questions for the farther future: What's the most regrettable thing to do shots of? How are you celebrating August (national panini month)? Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to htdquestions@gmail.com OR comment on our facebook page at facebook.com/htdpodcast OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode! If you want updates when we release new episodes, consider signing up for our email list or joining/following our facebook group! Just send a friendly email asking to be on the email list to htdquestions@gmail.com, or visit www.facebook.com/htdpodcast and check us out there! ALSO, CHECK US OUT ON ITUNES AT itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/$100-…cast/id984963581 Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

Olin Hannum joins us this week to teach us a thing or two about podcast production, zoos, and Gangnam Style. It's fun and informative! At least about those specific topics, and not even zoos much at all, to be honest. Questions for the far future of Tuesday: How would you improve "It's a Small World"? What's the next big meme? (again, we are sorry about that one) And for the farther future of a week from Tuesday: Why did I get kicked out of Space Camp? What's the hot new Olympic sport? Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to htdquestions@gmail.com OR comment on our facebook page at facebook.com/htdpodcast OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode! If you want updates when we release new episodes, consider signing up for our email list or joining/following our facebook group! Just send a friendly email asking to be on the email list to htdquestions@gmail.com, or visit www.facebook.com/htdpodcast and check us out there! ALSO, CHECK US OUT ON ITUNES AT itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/$100-…cast/id984963581 Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

We took a chance on this week's episode, and we made a few mistakes and got a little messy. We got out with the time stream intact though, so it worked out in the end. Featuring guest host Alicia "Both" Brown. Questions for around 7/8: What's the fastest way to put a zoo out of business? What activity benefits most from color commentary? Questions for the week of 7/15, for which we are very sorry: How would you improve "It's a Small World"? What's the next big meme? Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to htdquestions@gmail.com OR comment on our facebook page at facebook.com/htdpodcast OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode! If you want updates when we release new episodes, consider signing up for our email list or joining/following our facebook group! Just send a friendly email asking to be on the email list to htdquestions@gmail.com, or visit www.facebook.com/htdpodcast and check us out there! ALSO, CHECK US OUT ON ITUNES AT itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/$100-…cast/id984963581 Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

We hope to have the kickstarter page for our meme delivery service within the fortnight, but in the meantime, feast your minds upon but a few of the delightful backer rewards we have cooked up: Pledge $10 or more: We will fabricate a customized meme of your personal choosing! (Available in .jpg and .gif only!) Pledge $100 or more: A year's subscription to our service, which provides you with the dankest, choicest memes on a monthly basis via magical broom delivery children. Pledge $1000 or more: You CAN has the cheeseburger! Pledge $10000 or more: Shed your physical form and upload your consciousness to the Memeweb itself, watch in real time as new memes are birthed from the empty screams of a generation lost without purpose! Pledge $100000 or more: A genuine tear of anguish from Hayao Miyazaki himself! Questions for 7/1 maybe: Q1: Which Magic School Bus trip got Ms Frizzle fired? Q2: Which two films would make the worst double feature? Questions for around 7/8: What's the fastest way to put a zoo out of business? What activity benefits most from color commentary? Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to htdquestions@gmail.com OR comment on our facebook page at facebook.com/htdpodcast OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode! If you want updates when we release new episodes, consider signing up for our email list or joining/following our facebook group! Just send a friendly email asking to be on the email list to htdquestions@gmail.com, or visit www.facebook.com/htdpodcast and check us out there! ALSO, CHECK US OUT ON ITUNES AT itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/$100-…cast/id984963581 Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

I'm gonna go ahead and apologize in advance for all the E3 jokes in this episode since that's practically old news at this point. I won't apologize for the rest of the jokes though, you brought those upon yourself when you clicked play. Questions for 6/24 or so: Q1: What are the courtly duties of the dancing queen? Q2: What is the rock cooking? And for 7/1 maybe: Q1: Which Magic School Bus trip got Ms Frizzle fired? Q2: Which two films would make the worst double feature? Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to htdquestions@gmail.com OR comment on our facebook page at facebook.com/htdpodcast OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode! If you want updates when we release new episodes, consider signing up for our email list or joining/following our facebook group! Just send a friendly email asking to be on the email list to htdquestions@gmail.com, or visit www.facebook.com/htdpodcast and check us out there! ALSO, CHECK US OUT ON ITUNES AT itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/$100-…cast/id984963581 Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

This episode was originally recorded many years from now aboard a secret Freemason space station orbiting an alternate earth. When spacefuture-freemason Kane was handing spacefuture-freemason Clayton the usb drive with the audio, it slipped and fell into the toilet portal and somehow ended up here. Questions for roughly 6/16: Q1: What's the most confounding celebrity haircut to request from your barber? Q2: What's the best feature for cap'n crunch's ship? Questions for 6/24, give or take 2 days: Q1: What are the courtly duties of the dancing queen? Q2: What is the rock cooking? Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to htdquestions@gmail.com OR comment on our facebook page at facebook.com/htdpodcast OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode! If you want updates when we release new episodes, consider signing up for our email list or joining/following our facebook group! Just send a friendly email asking to be on the email list to htdquestions@gmail.com, or visit www.facebook.com/htdpodcast and check us out there! ALSO, CHECK US OUT ON ITUNES AT itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/$100-…cast/id984963581 Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

The secrets of pizza revealed, You won't believe you ears! Plus, find out where Matt Lauer has been hiding all this time. This week on the $100,00 Podcast Questions for ~6/9/2015 Q1: What is a surefire way to get superpowers? Q2: What will Nicholas Cage have to steal in National Treasure 3? Questions for sometime around 6/16: Q1: What's the most confounding celebrity haircut to request from your barber? Q2: What's the best feature for cap'n crunch's ship? Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to htdquestions@gmail.com OR comment on our facebook page at facebook.com/htdpodcast OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode! If you want updates when we release new episodes, consider signing up for our email list or joining/following our facebook group! Just send a friendly email asking to be on the email list to htdquestions@gmail.com, or visit www.facebook.com/htdpodcast and check us out there! ALSO, CHECK US OUT ON ITUNES AT itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/$100-…cast/id984963581 Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

Espionage. Subterfuge. Class. These are words that don't describe the $100,000 Podcast remotely. No, I would use words like Disgusting. Raunchy. Musical. Questions for ~6/2/2015: Q1: Where in the world is Matt Lauler? Q2: What aren't they telling us about pizza? Questions for ~6/9/2015 Q1: What is a surefire way to get superpowers? Q2: What will Nicholas Cage have to steal in National Treasure 3? Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to htdquestions@gmail.com OR comment on our facebook page at facebook.com/htdpodcast OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode! If you want updates when we release new episodes, consider signing up for our email list or joining/following our facebook group! Just send a friendly email asking to be on the email list to htdquestions@gmail.com, or visit www.facebook.com/htdpodcast and check us out there! ALSO, CHECK US OUT ON ITUNES AT itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/$100-…cast/id984963581 Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

ouroboros houraboros auraboris orbaborbis obama oroboardee oborbaboris barabobbos Did you like that? Was that funny to you? No? Well get ready, because that's all that this episode is. Questions for 5/27 or so: Q1: What is the best feature for a spy car? Q2: What will be the villain's nefarious scheme is the next Bond film? Questions for 6/3ish Q1: Where in the world is Matt Lauler? Q2: What aren't they telling us about pizza? Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to htdquestions@gmail.com OR comment on our facebook page at facebook.com/htdpodcast OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode! If you want updates when we release new episodes, consider signing up for our email list or joining/following our facebook group! Just send a friendly email asking to be on the email list to htdquestions@gmail.com, or visit www.facebook.com/htdpodcast and check us out there! ALSO, CHECK US OUT ON ITUNES AT itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/$100-…cast/id984963581 Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

Prepare yourself for goofs major Questions for 5/20 or so: Q1: What is the collective noun for Ouroboros? Q2: Who do you ship the president with? Questions for 5/27 or so: Q1: What is the best feature for a spy car? Q2: What will be the villain's nefarious scheme is the next Bond film? Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to htdquestions@gmail.com OR comment on our facebook page at facebook.com/htdpodcast OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode! If you want updates when we release new episodes, consider signing up for our email list or joining/following our facebook group! Just send a friendly email asking to be on the email list to htdquestions@gmail.com, or visit www.facebook.com/htdpodcast and check us out there! ALSO, CHECK US OUT ON ITUNES AT itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/$100-…cast/id984963581 Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

It took years or research, but the scientist did it. The dinosaurs walk the earth once again. Sure, there were some problems along the way, but eventually the safety issues were solved. Finally, the people of the world can witness the majesty of a lost age, and hardly anyone gets eaten anymore. We though nothing could go wrong. But now the meteors are back to destroy the dinosaurs a second time, and Chris Pratt is the only man who can stop them. Questions for 5/13 or so: Q1: What would be the most distressing thing to find while stranded on a deserted island? Q2: Which historical event would make the worst movie? Questions for 5/20 or so: Q1: What is the collective noun for Ouroboros? Q2: Who do you ship the president with? Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to htdquestions@gmail.com OR comment on our facebook page at facebook.com/htdpodcast OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode! If you want updates when we release new episodes, consider signing up for our email list or joining/following our facebook group! Just send a friendly email asking to be on the email list to htdquestions@gmail.com, or visit www.facebook.com/htdpodcast and check us out there! ALSO, CHECK US OUT ON ITUNES AT itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/$100-…cast/id984963581 Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

You may notice this episode is shorter than usual. That is because the missing 15 minutes are only available on the deep catweb. This episode features guest host Ryan Lin, what a cool guy! Questions for ~5/6/2015 Q1: What is Scandal!? (tv show) Q2: What is the best way to repel a meteor? Questions for ~5/13/2015 Q1: What is the most distressing thing to find while stranded on a deserted island? Q2: Which historical event would make the worst movie? Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to htdquestions@gmail.com OR comment on our facebook page at facebook.com/htdpodcast OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode! If you want updates when we release new episodes, consider signing up for our email list or joining/following our facebook group! Just send a friendly email asking to be on the email list to htdquestions@gmail.com, or visit www.facebook.com/htdpodcast and check us out there! ALSO, CHECK US OUT ON ITUNES AT https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/$100-000-podcast/id984963581 Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

If you were to draft a Venn Diagram with the categories Paul Blart, Shark Tale, Scandal, and Dragonball Z, deep in the eye of that baleful storm you would find this episode, looming like an obelisk over the chaos around. And remember - It's not about the 4/20 on the calendar. It's about the 4/20 in your heart and lungs. Questions for ~4/29/2015 Q1: What's the opposite of Comedy? Q2: What's the next hit Buzzfeed quiz? Questions for ~5/5/2015 Q1: What is Scandal!? (tv show) Q2: What is the best way to repel a meteor? Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to htdquestions@gmail.com OR comment on our facebook page at facebook.com/htdpodcast OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode! If you want updates when we release new episodes, consider signing up for our email list or joining/following our facebook group! Just send a friendly email asking to be on the email list to htdquestions@gmail.com, or visit www.facebook.com/htdpodcast and check us out there! ALSO, CHECK US OUT ON ITUNES AT https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/$100-000-podcast/id984963581 Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

WINFREY > Doth not DeGeneres bootless kneel? GAYLE > Speak, hands for me! (GAYLE first, then the other Conspirators and DEGENERES stab WINFREY) WINFREY > Et tu, Ellen! Then fall, Winfrey. (Dies) Questions for ~4/22/2015 Q1: Why can't we go back to the moon? Q2: What is THE GODFISH? Questions for ~4/29/2015 Q1: What's the opposite of Comedy? Q2: What's the next hit Buzzfeed quiz? Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to htdquestions@gmail.com OR comment on our facebook page at facebook.com/htdpodcast OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode! If you want updates when we release new episodes, consider signing up for our email list or joining/following our facebook group! Just send a friendly email asking to be on the email list to htdquestions@gmail.com, or visit www.facebook.com/htdpodcast and check us out there! ALSO, CHECK US OUT ON ITUNES AT https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/$100-000-podcast/id984963581 Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

Kevin is sick this week due to a poor hide-and-seek strategy, so we brought in Connor Dick to share his knowledge of insect biology, lost cities, and walk-in microwaves. Questions for ~4/15/2015 Q1: What would the riskiest publicity stunt be? Q2: What is the best name for a bar? Questions for ~4/22/2015 Q1: Why can't we go back to the moon? Q2: What is THE GODFISH? Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to htdquestions@gmail.com OR comment on our facebook page at facebook.com/htdpodcast OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode! If you want updates when we release new episodes, consider signing up for our email list or joining/following our facebook group! Just send a friendly email asking to be on the email list to htdquestions@gmail.com, or visit www.facebook.com/htdpodcast and check us out there! Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

This week, Clayton, Kane and Kevin got caught in endless podcast limbo. Sit down, buckle up, drop your pants, and pull out your resume, because it's about to get weird. Questions for 4/08/2015 Q1: What is the best hide-and-seek hiding spot? Q2: What is the most startling sound for popcorn to make? Questions for ~4/14/2015 Q1: What would the riskiest publicity stunt be? Q2: What is the best name for a bar? Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to htdquestions@gmail.com OR comment on our facebook page at facebook.com/htdpodcast OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode! If you want updates when we release new episodes, consider signing up for our email list or joining/following our facebook group! Just send a friendly email asking to be on the email list to htdquestions@gmail.com, or visit www.facebook.com/htdpodcast and check us out there! Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

Have you ever seen a photo of your friend riding a horse? Kevin has, and he would like to share that story with you. Questions for 4/02/2015 Q1: What is fastest way to ruin a job interview? Q2: What is the best Inception totem? Questions for ~4/07/2015 Q1: What is the best hide-and-seek hiding spot? Q2: What is the most startling sound for popcorn to make? Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to htdquestions@gmail.com OR comment on our facebook page at facebook.com/htdpodcast OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode! If you want updates when we release new episodes, consider signing up for our email list or joining/following our facebook group! Just send a friendly email asking to be on the email list to htdquestions@gmail.com, or visit www.facebook.com/htdpodcast and check us out there! Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

An important and long-absent element of the podcast returns this week. That's right, Bad Jokes are back, baby! Oh, and Kevin returns as well. Due to a light load of answers we spend half the episode talking about ghosts and taco bell, but I know that's secretly what you all wanted. #retakemoist Questions for 3/24/2015 Q1: What would make the best getaway vehicle? Q2: What is the most difficult room to escape from? Questions for 3/31/2015 Q1: What is fastest way to ruin a job interview? Q2: What is the best Inception totem? Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to htdquestions@gmail.com OR comment on our facebook page at facebook.com/htdpodcast OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode! If you want updates when we release new episodes, consider signing up for our email list or joining/following our facebook group! Just send a friendly email asking to be on the email list to htdquestions@gmail.com, or visit www.facebook.com/htdpodcast and check us out there! Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

As Kevin's ghost problems continue to a fourth week, Kane and Clayton become increasingly desperate for new guests. Fortunately, we ran across a mysterious traveling carpet salesman in the parking lot and he followed us into the studio. Bargo is love, Bargo is life. Questions for 3/17/2015 Q1: What is the best adjective to describe food? Q2: What is the Steve Buscemi of meats? Questions for 3/24/2015 Q1: What would make the best getaway vehicle? Q2: What is the most difficult room to escape from? Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to htdquestions@gmail.com OR comment on our facebook page at facebook.com/htdpodcast OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode! If you want updates when we release new episodes, consider signing up for our email list or joining/following our facebook group! Just send a friendly email asking to be on the email list to htdquestions@gmail.com, or visit www.facebook.com/htdpodcast and check us out there! Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

We were all set to record an episode about criminal masterminds and burrito moisture, but then we listened to our audience feedback and decided our listeners would be best served by replacing the audio with a continuous 45 minute fart sound. Questions for 3/10/2015 Q1: What song would make for the most uncomfortable stripper routine? Q2: What's the LEAST scary setting for a horror movie? Questions for 3/17/2015 Q1: What is the best adjective to describe food? Q2: What is the Steve Buscemi of meats? Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to htdquestions@gmail.com OR comment on our facebook page at facebook.com/htdpodcast OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode! If you want updates when we release new episodes, consider signing up for our email list or joining/following our facebook group! Just send a friendly email asking to be on the email list to htdquestions@gmail.com, or visit www.facebook.com/htdpodcast and check us out there! Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

I kissed myself and I liked it I hope the CVS employee don't mind it Questions for 3/3/2015 Q1: What is the perfect crime? Q2: What is the perfect rhyme? Questions for 3/9/2015 Q1: What song would make for the most uncomfortable stripper routine? Q2: What's the LEAST scary setting for a horror movie? Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to htdquestions@gmail.com OR comment on our facebook page at facebook.com/htdpodcast OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode! If you want updates when we release new episodes, consider signing up for our email list or joining/following our facebook group! Just send a friendly email asking to be on the email list to htdquestions@gmail.com, or visit www.facebook.com/htdpodcast and check us out there! Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'