20 Minutes of Banter

Rat Pack fanfic, Dan wants to do an Akira, and Happy Pride one and all!

Poor man's toes, a t.A.T.u tattoo, and unhinge your throat.

Baby got Beck, on that nipple grind-set, and The Assed Of Us.

Bad My Fair Lady, Cease and Deez Nuts, and Austin the Fibonacci man.

Yes We And, Tommy Knockers, and a sovereign citizen in the Feywilds.

Featuring such songs as: Barley Know'er, Hop Tuah, and I need a Frau Right Now.

Clock-Woke Orange, 20 Minutes Of Gorka, and Dan's big bootstrap.

Clark's Cavern, steampunk bog witch, and got by Goggins.

Cosmic sovereign citizen, Austin's pamphlets, and Rockhard Martin.

A Dan of constant sorrow, a passive-aggressive top, and Bob Iger must pay for furries.

Teledildonics, the Sounding of Music, and 10 most boring ways to die.

Seed oils, almost smoochin' cowboys, and Austin is a straw man that came to life.

Neuroromancer, Austin's first week at DOGE, and Michael Caine as Ben Franklin.

Disneyland's Watergate Experience, 2025 Oscar predictions, and relatable eldritch stand-up.

Devil Fruits are vaccines, Keyser Soze a Walleye, and Nick refuses to learn the true meaning of Christmas.

Green drips, Clark's crime era, and that boy deserves a Bitcoin.

Zyn is RAM, Austin's famous RFK impression, and bear in the big blue house of representatives.

Darth Fiber, George Lucas' Hollywood tell-all, and Dan's dog doesn't know about Jeremy Piven.

Alt-right orphans, Pogroms and Pilgrims, and I wanna get Jumanji'd into Redwall.

A famously aloof Clark, give Stephen King a moonstone, and an important PSA from Supertramp.

A bottomless top, unsolicited stick pics, and a nonbinary robot?!

Greasy Bob's therapy basement, a whimsical chinchilla Christmas, and an alpha timeshare opportunity.

Fancy calculator boobs, all the different kinds of smiths, and 4loko is the ketchup of alcohol.

Call Of Booty, Tara Weak, and Danny Rand does not do foreplay.

Yelling at llamas, challenge coin stolen valor, and I'm Javert!

Diagetes, ButtCoin, and a seussical stroke.

Austin's macroplastics, a Celine Dion Wellington, and fast hickory mac n' cheese.

Narcanolepsy, it's Krillin time, and halving entendres.

Primal scream ASMR, Hugo Boss Lego sets, and ranking celebrities by smell.

Election predictions, Gloobleglorp (slur), and The Sex Rancher.

Dan's crippling bee pollen addiction, erotic juggling, and what's 'Nup with you?

Seafood Calzones, Clark is big in Japan, and a Decemberists cover of Paparazzi.

FeetMeet, Dan's crispy dad, and Andy Dick stuck in a washing machine.

Pear-A Deez Nutz, gotta Captcha 'em all, and Dan the pander panda.

The Maggie Smith planet, nobody out-cartoons Weird Al, and you gotta put a twink up front.

Mea Coppola, Sara Bareilles: triple threat, and the shoe strangler fetish.

Clovesies, Cok-Tok, and a much sought after basement boy.

Clark's hoity-toity audio tests, aging in metric, and the Blues.

Austin's Occult Yakult Cult, Daria Enlightenment, and a proper mansplaining fork for gentlemen.

Danniversary, Capitalist self-affirmations, and Milk Here Milk Now.

The Xzibit Exhibit, boofin' Fent, and Two Rats: a CIA play.

A Zimbabwe getaway, a real round boy, and Kyle describes a TikTok he saw.