20 Minutes of Banter

Neck Romancer, Dan's travels, and anything's a Who's On First.

Cthulhu Honeytrap, unwritten bathroom rules, and Clark sounds just like Elton John.

Reiki certified energy vampire, those who 10k away from Omelas, and Dan personally threatens Dean Cain.

Pale perineum, Judd APT, and Dan's big city adventures.

Kyle loves Palantir, Emrys is a lot like Ann Coulter, and if Pokemon were real.

Oobleck bones, Austin's mean doctor, and Dan is in indifference with you.

Vampire therapist, Botulin Glow, and Jessica Alba centrism.

FFFL, Deep-Jakes, and a medium language model.

Shakira's Paradox, a 10-year Bionicle, and Clark's Patreon-only impressions.

Big Damn MS, Michael Crichton's goo stories, and the Phantom of the Clark's house.

Austin's throbbing foibles, bitshake, and never kiss the talent.

Dueling Goldblums, two Sklars smooching, and Even Better Help.

Missoula's quirky Guys, the origin of Futz, and Terminator 17: Closing Costs.

Gyattenborough, Tvvitch streamer, and there are no jobs reports in Ba Sing Se.

Whiplash for incels, self-defecating humor, saving yourself for podcast.

Austin's various concept albums, Annie's too woke, and Deadlight Butt.

As I live and breed, Dick Riddle, and the Mamdani Who Laughs.

Half innies, more teeth per tooth, and a 21 Devil Stick salute.

Koi Boi, the devil's Skee-Ball, and sad brat seeking dommy mommy.

Ourgasm, arm the Porgs, and the Palanquin of Theseus.

500th episode bingo card, spooky dog names, and Clark's lucrative bird hobby.

Ancient memes, angry mob crowdsourcing, and carry-on emotional baggage.

Always the spanksmaid, kiss club for men, and Dan's transition of the year.

A tepid defense of Jimmy Kimmel, port of law, and Dan's pregnant?!

Dan's tattoo tributes, a shameful puppet show story, and the #1 pick for the commune draft.

RFKLickingToilet.gov, Austin's reverse conversion camps, and Clark's terminal Betty Davis eyes.

Don't you dare call Saul, Rambo Jesus, and showing and/or selling hole.

Fisting Wolverine, Dan at the movies, and WLWWLWL.

Dan's on a quaalude bender, the ghost of Casey Kasem, and top 10 dead fascists.

Weekend predictions, Enby riddles, and Dan's train crash fetish.

Austin killed the Cyclops, all jeans no subtext, and sponsored by NoGag.

Clark's various newsletters, shameful soda facts, and Whitney's getting Jolene'd.

Grundleworm, Austin's gonna kill god, and someone to love and share-hold.

Hellgooner, fun new Weird Al lore, and no such thing as Epstein.

Little matchstick Dan, Austin's good drug advice, and all Dugtrios are buff underground.

Dan's FJG's, "smuggling lizards", and affogato gelato.

Tragedy Commons, not making it political, and seeking a gelato endorsement.

Ennui-eez Nuts, 28 Twinks Later, and a cuck chair purchasing guide.

The Supremes Court, sleepin' in the 2-ply, and 877-CAW-SNOW.

Rat Pack fanfic, Dan wants to do an Akira, and Happy Pride one and all!

Poor man's toes, a t.A.T.u tattoo, and unhinge your throat.

Baby got Beck, on that nipple grind-set, and The Assed Of Us.