Beam Me to Sick Bay: A Star Trek TNG Podcast

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Experienced TNG viewers Mira and McFreeze guide Star Trek newbie Hace through the ups and downs of Star Trek: The Next Generation in an episode-by-episode breakdown.

Beam Me to Sick Bay


    • Oct 26, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 50m AVG DURATION
    • 66 EPISODES


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    66: Violations / The Masterpiece Society

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2023 117:57


    CW: rape for the first half of the episode This week, we cringe at the most mind rape of episodes, and then later Geordi gets some owns in on a colony of eugenicists.

    cw violations geordi masterpiece society
    65: New Ground / Hero Worship

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2023 70:54


    After our long unannounced absence, Beam Me To Sick Bay is finally BACK with this appropriately short podcast about two episodes featuring the shortest among us: children. Worf comes to terms with what a bad dad he is as his son Alexander returns to the Enterprise, and Data gets a traumatized kid to follow him around and dress like him.

    64: Unification I and II

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2023 102:59


    This week, we talk about guest stars Leonard Nimoy and Stephen Root as Picard and Data infiltrate Romulus to see what that Spock doing. Meanwhile, Riker travels to a seedy Star Wars-esque bar to hear the blues.

    63: The Game / A Matter of Time

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2023 117:25


    This week, Wesley Crusher is back to save the Enterprise from the evils of gaming AND drugs. Later, some bozo from the future shows up and is an asshole to everyone. We're recording out of order to do both parts of Unification in the same episode next time!

    62: Silicon Avatar / Disaster

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2023 129:29


    This week, the Enterprise catches up with its old friend the Crystalline Entity. Later they deal with the aftermath of being in a space earthquake.

    disasters enterprise silicon avatar crystalline entity
    61: Darmok / Ensign Ro

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2023 129:27


    This week, we discuss the classic TNG episode everyone's been waiting for, the one where Picard has to learn to talk to an alien in memes. Later, Bajorans appear in the Star Trek universe in a proto-DS9 episode.

    60: Redemption I and II / Season 4 Wrap-Up

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2023 114:24


    We've finally arrived at the end of season 4 and we're here to give you our favorites and worsts. Then we delve into the exciting world of Klingon politics as the Klingon Empire heads into a civil war, with some visits from surprising Romulans.

    59: The Mind's Eye / In Theory

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2023 135:46


    This week, Geordi gets a little brainwashed by some Romulans hoping to tear apart the alliance between the Federation and the Klingon empire. Later, Data tries the domestic life with a girlfriend but instead just transports us all back to season 1.

    58: Half A Life / The Host

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2023 104:41


    Wow! Two episodes in one! This week, we talk about how much of a queen Lwaxana Troi is as she struggles with the concept of senicide, and later, Dr. Crusher falls in love with a Trill and ends up having sex with Riker.

    57: The Drumhead

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2023 59:02


    We are BACK and we talk about going to Combo Breaker 2023, and then Picard gives a moralizing speech and everybody claps.

    56: Qpid

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2023 70:07


    Q cucks Picard, and this episode was accused of sexism.

    55: The Nth Degree

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2023 59:06


    Barclay's back and more powerful than ever.

    54: Identity Crisis

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2023 63:02


    This week, Geordi turns into an invisible lizard person. No, seriously. That's really what happens.

    53: Night Terrors

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2023 80:35


    This week, we talk about a lot of different things as we try to avoid talking about how they made this horror episode boring. Also, Troi flies.

    52: Galaxy's Child

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2023 58:17


    This week, Geordi LaForge breaks our hearts by being more cringe than any human should be. Also, Picard murders a space whale.

    51: First Contact

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2023 65:30


    This week we get to experience the Federation from the point of view of a more primitive, 20th century type alien. Also Riker fucks his way out of trouble.

    50: Clues

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2023 62:24


    In this episode 50 spectacular special, we get nostalgic for the radio, discuss Picard's enthusiasm for mysteries, and learn how many people on the Enterprise can break Worf's wrist.

    49: Devil's Due

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2023 57:26


    This week on Star Trek The Original Series, Captain Picard is in some sexy danger when he meets the devil and she's a babe who wants to bang him.

    48: The Wounded

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2023 69:56


    Finally Beam Me To Sick Bay covers an episode of Deep Space Nine, as presented by TNG.

    47: Data's Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2023 65:34


    Finally, an entire day just for Data.

    46: The Loss

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2023 62:08


    This week, Commander Troi becomes a real person for a minute when she loses her empathic abilities.

    45: Final Mission

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2023 58:30


    This week, we yell about how bad Wesley's send off from the main cast of TNG is.

    44: Future Imperfect

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2023 66:42


    This week, we take a journey with Riker to the future... but is it REALLY the future? [dramatic pause] No.

    43: Reunion

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2023 68:49


    Welcome to 2023, where Worf is here and he has a kid now! Also Gowron grins and glares a lot.

    42: Legacy

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2022 76:05


    We're back with the promised (temporary) half length episodes to talk about Legacy, Tasha Yar's sister, and how the writers neglect Worf. We also ramble about Final Fantasy XII for a while.

    41: Suddenly Human / Remember Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2022 109:41


    This week, Picard adopts a teenager. Later, everyone in the universe but Dr. Crusher vanishes.

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    40: Family / Brothers

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2022 128:05


    This week, it's about family as Picard visits his home village in France after his incident with the Borg, and we get to meet Worf's human parents. Later, Data has a family reunion of his own.

    39: The Best of Both Worlds / Season 3 Wrap-up

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2022 151:48


    This week the Enterprise has a harrowing encounter with the Borg who have finally made their way into the Alpha quadrant. Afterwards, we rank out favorite and least favorite episodes of season 3.

    38: Ménage à Troi / Transfigurations

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2022 123:17


    This week, Lwaxana's back in town and giving some top-tier oo-mox. Later, Dr. Crusher saves an alien's life and he turns out to be space Jesus.

    37: The Most Toys / Sarek

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2022 132:05


    This week, Data is kidnapped by the nefarious Collector, and Spock's dad shows up to make Picard cry.

    36: Tin Man / Hollow Pursuits

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2022 148:20


    This week, a very psychic man is a big asshole, and our dear, socially anxious friend Lt. Reginald Barclay finally appears.

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    35: Allegiance / Captain's Holiday

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2022 130:53


    Season 3 of Star Trek: The Next Generation roars along as this week Picard is replaced by a singing doppelganger, and later gets to visit the pleasure planet Risa for some Indiana Jones style adventures.

    34: The Offspring / Sins Of The Father

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2022 139:29


    This week, we got a real "daddy" of an episode as we talk about Data's daughter Lal, and then Worf's family drama on the Klingon homeworld.

    33: Yesterday's Enterprise

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2022 72:28


    This week, we talk about Yesterday's Enterprise, when a rift in space-time alters the course of history and puts the Federation in a 20 year war with the Klingon Empire. Also Tasha Yar wasn't killed by a tar monster and is here again! Wow!

    32: Deja Q / A Matter of Perspective

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2022 128:39


    This week, Q is BACK and he's worried about balding, sneezing, and getting a pimple. Also, Star Trek does Rashomon and Riker might be a rapist.

    31: The Hunted / The High Ground

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2022 147:23


    This week, we talk about burgers and Rambo with our guest Ruggington, and then we talk about the episode too hot for UK television (because of the Troubles.)

    30: The Vengeance Factor / The Defector

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2022 149:09


    This week, we discuss the ever-growing lore of food replicators, and how cool Romulans are. Meanwhile, Riker licks a forehussy.

    29: The Enemy / The Price

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2022 138:41


    This week, Geordi makes a Romulan frenemy, and Troi dates a jerk. Some Ferengi show up.

    28: The Bonding / Booby Trap

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2022 134:59


    This week, we delve into some heavy shit as we and TNG discuss death and grief. Later, Geordi marries his car.

    27: The Survivors / Who Watches The Watchers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2022 122:34


    This week, Troi gets a song stuck in her head and she just can't get it out, and the crew of the Enterprise attend a Vulcan renaissance faire.

    26: Evolution / The Ensigns of Command

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2022 145:50


    This week, Dr. Bob Kelso from Scrubs makes a guest appearance as a high strung scientist, and Data spurns the advances of a robot lover on a radioactive colony.

    25: Season 2 Summary With Shades of Gray Watch-a-long!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2022 130:01


    This week we wrap up season 2 with listener emails, our top and bottom picks for season 2 episodes, and a special watch-a-long commentary track in the second half as the three of us watch Shades of Gray together.

    24: The Emissary / Peak Performance

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2022 140:03


    We're back and this week Worf's old girlfriend is in town, and Data gets tilted at a video game.

    23: Up The Long Ladder / Manhunt

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2022 110:51


    This week, we meet some Irish caricatures, and Lwaxana Troi is down bad for a hologram.

    irish manhunt lwaxana troi up the long ladder
    22: Q Who / Samaritan Snare

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2022 132:09


    This week, the Borg finally show up, and Picard and Wesley eat sandwiches together. Meanwhile, Hace manages to work in about a dozen Overwatch puns.

    21: The Icarus Factor / Pen Pals

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2022 145:56


    This week, Riker spars with his estranged father in the ultimate evolution of martial arts, and Data makes friends with a tiny alien caveman over ham radio.

    20: The Royale / Time Squared

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2022 152:39


    This week, Data in a cowboy hat, and a space toilet.

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    19: The Dauphin / Contagion

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2022 119:41


    This week, Wesley's hormones erupt with love when he meets a hot alien, and the Enterprise catches a cold.

    18: The Measure of a Man

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2022 100:14


    This week, we talk about Data's status as a person or machine, and how good Patrick Stewart is at acting.

    17: Unnatural Selection / A Matter of Honor

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2022 131:43


    This week, Pulaski goes to the beach that makes you old, and we learn about Klingon cuisine with Riker.

    16: Loud As A Whisper / The Schizoid Man

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2022 124:08


    This week, to know a podcast is to love a podcast. And to love a podcast, is to know a podcast.

    whispers schizoid loud as a whisper

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