Bed Wed or Behead

By Grabthar's hammer, by the suns of Worvan, the BeWBs will not stop until they've conquered every space show and movie under and beyond the sun! This time, Meg and Carla take their aim at 1999's Galaxy Quest (DreamWorks / Universal).Unlike the well-meaning bit dopey Thermians, we know this is all just entertainment. It doesn't make it any easier to separate the actors from their characters, however, and believe it or not this ends up working out for the best. Our trio is made up of Alexander Dane (Alan Rickman) Gwen DeMarco (Sigourney Weaver), and Jason Nesmith (Tim Allen), and we have a lot to say about each! So, who gets the ring, the fling, or the guillotine? Press play and find out!

We're celebrating our ten year Carlegversary! Meg and Carla met a decade ago as part of The Mindy Project (Fox 2012-2015, Hulu 2015-2017) fandom, and what better way to celebrate than to talk about a trio from the show that brought them together? This week, it's Cliff (Glen Howerton), Jamie (BJ Novak), and Josh's (Tommy Dewey) turn to have every aspect of their characters examined under the BeWBs' microscope. Who will get the fling, the ring, or the guillotine? There's lots of reminiscing, laughs, and Mature Lady-style fighting on the way to our Final Judgement. Press play and find out who gets what fate!*Excuse Meg's audio sounding like she's moving her whole office. Her mic was attacking her.

This week the BeWBs and Jenn from My Streaming Bubble bring you a Swapisode! We've swapped episodes with Jenn to bring to your ears our thoughts on The Cleaning Lady and Our Flag Means Death in a different format from what you normally hear from us, and to give you a peek into the world of her Streaming Bubble! Make sure to check out her podcast and give her some love!https://mystreamingbubble.podbean.com/

Aca-what? Your favorite basic pitches are looking for treble on this week's Bed Wed or Behead as they revisit 2012's Pitch Perfect (Universal Pictures)! Meg has watched this film roughly a thousand times to Carla's zero…until this week when she watched it to take on Beca (Anna Kendrick), Chloe (Brittany Snow), and Jesse (Skylar Astin). From the moment you hear this week's opening song parody you'll know whether Carla loved it or not, but you'll definitely want to stick around for their decision of who gets the ring, the fling, or the MUUUUUURDER! Press play and check it out!

Join the BeWBs in the shallow end of the sci-fi space pool for a good time with the fine folks of The Fifth Element (1997, Pathé)! Meg's revenge on Carla for making her watch Bridesmaids is this late 90s classic, and you can say it made an unexpected impression. More importantly, big choices were made between Father Vito Cornelius (Ian Holm), Corbin Dallas (Bruce Willis), and Leeloo (Milla Jovovich). So  who gets the ring, the fling, or the guillotine? Press play and find out!*Also Meg apologizes for forgetting the difference between 300 years and 5,000.

You how how BeWBs do: When we fall in love with a show, we fall hard (aka, can't shut up about it), which is why even though we thought we could hold out and cover more Abbott Elementary (ABC, 2021 - present) characters later this season we caved and covered them much sooner than expected. So grab your backpacks, BeWBs Fam, because we're headed back for more shenanigans with our favorite group of teachers, and their fearless "leader"! That's right: this week you get our epic dive into what makes Ava Coleman (Janelle James), Gregory Eddie (Tyler James Williams), and Jacob Hill (Chris Perfetti) who they are. Press play and find out who gets the ring, the fling, or the MURRRRDERRR!Subhah Agarwal TikTok on white liberalism:https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR38HpkD/

Grab an extra large juice box and join us for back to school night at Abbott Elementary! Meg and Carla "borrowed" Mr C's podcasting equipment to talk about Barbara Howard (Sheryl Lee Ralph), Janine Teagues (Quinta Brunson), and Melissa Schemmenti (Lisa Ann Walter), three of our favorite Abbott teachers. It's not easy to choose among these amazing women, but in the end we decide who gets the Lego flower set, the Fun Times in the Living Classroom, and the detention. Press play to find out the fates that await this week's trio!

The BeWBs are back and chattier than ever, thanks to our special guest Hannah and the Gift to thirstkind that is Pedro Pascal! During our extended hiatus Meg fell down a Pedro Pascal rabbit hole, eventually piquing Carla's interest in The Mandalorian (Disney +, 2019 - present), The Last Of Us (HBO Max, 2023), and just enough episodes of Game Of Thrones (HBO Max, 2011 -2019) to watch his character in it.Along with Hannah, Meg and Carla face the challenge of being a normal amount of enthusiastic about Din Djarin, Joel Miller, and Oberyn Martell. So, who gets the ring, the fling, or the reluctant murder? Press play and find out!

Christmas is a magical time of the year, full of baking, switching places with an identical stranger, finding love, and deciding which of three characters doesn't survive the holiday. The BeWBs celebrate by taking on Kevin (Nick Sagar), Margaret (Vanessa Hudgens), and Stacy (Vanessa Hudgens) from The Princess Switch!In this episode not only do you get our classic character analysis with an FMK twist, you also get us creating a whole new and exciting backdrop for the events that take place in the movie! Consider it our holiday gift to you. You're welcome.So who gets the ring, the fling, or the MURRRDEERR? Press play to find out!

Here at Bed Wed Or Behead Pod, we're suckers for both Christmas and found family, so what better movie to cover than The Night Before (2015, Columbia Pictures)?! Chris (Anthony Mackie), Ethan (Joseph Gordon Levitt), and Isaac (Seth Rogen) are three dudes being best bros in this unexpectedly sweet buddy comedy. Naturally, one must die. Who gets the ring, the fling, or the MURRRDEERR? Listen and find out!

We love a good revenge film that's not about revenge, and it's hard to top The First Wives Club (1996, Paramount Pictures)! Join us as we dish on what we love about Annie (Diane Keaton), Brenda (Bette Midler), and Elise (Goldie Hawn). You don't own us but you CAN download us to listen and find out who gets the ring, the fling, or the MURRRDEERR!

Esta semana en nuestro podc– oops! This week on our podcast we talk about 2022's Father Of The Bride, and by "talk about" we mean lay into

You need at least three witches in a coven…or to take on Hocus Pocus 's Sanderson sisters, so Meg and Carla recruited Nish to play Bed Wed Or Behead this week! We talk about our favorite spoopy siblings and decide the fates of Mary (Kathy Najimi), Sarah (Sarah Jessica Parker), and Winifred (Better Midler). Press play to find out who put a spell on us!

It's spooky month, and we're feeling very into sisters right now so we're talking about Gillian (Nicole Kidman) and Sally Owens (Sandra Bullock), along with Gary Hallet (Aidan Quinn), from Practical Magic! The hit 1998 movie based on the book by Alice Hoffman took over our hearts in a similar but less spooky way as Jimmy taking over Gillian's soul, but no exorcism will ever make us love it any less. So, who gets the sexy push into a wall, the ring coughed up by a frog, or the cast iron pan to the back of the head? Listen and find out!

Get your tea and scones and get ready for the BeWBs to take on the heroes of three Jane Austen book adaptations, joined by none other than Rachel and Lauren from Sort of Brilliant Podcast! This week's trio is composed of Pride and Prejudice 's Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy (Matthew Macfayden), Emma's George Knightley (Johnny Lee Miller), and Northanger Abbey's Mr. Henry Tilney (JJ Feil's). While they are all rich white men who ride horses in Regency Era England, the similarities absolutely go on from there, but we still manage to decide who gets the ring, the fling, or the MURRRDEERR! Press play to find out their fates!Find Sort of Brilliant on Twitter or Instagram @sob_pod, or at their website:https://anchor.fm/sortofbrilliantPride and Prejudice: 2005, Studio analEmma: 2009, BBC OneNorthanger Abbey: 2007, Granada Productions 

Much as in baseball, there's no crying in this episode of Bed Wed Or Behead Pod! We visit the 1992 classic A League Of Their Own (Columbia Pictures) and decide the fates of Dottie (Geena Davis), Jimmy (Tom Hanks), and Kit (Lori Petty). Some VERY strong opinions are revealed and a kerfuffle breaks out on the field because Meg and Carla cannot agree on who deserves the guillotine most this week! Press play and find out who prevails!

It's a Peachy day here at Bed Wed Or Behead Pod as we fangirl over one of our new favorite shows, A League Of Their Own (2022, Prime Video)! We round the bases on what makes Carson Shaw (Abbi Jacobson), Greta Gill (D'Arcy Carden), and Max Chapman (Chanté Adams) our aces on the show, and we decide who gets the diamond, to home base, or who's out! We have also now officially exhausted our baseball puns. You're welcome!

Who wants to live forever? Not us BeWBs, but definitely most of this week's trio: Ernest Menville (Bruce Willis), Helen Sharp (Goldie Hawn), and Madeline Ashton (Meryl Streep)! That's right. This week we talk about 1992's Comedy/Fantasy Death Becomes Her (Universal Pictures), a classic that, unlike Mad and Hel's paint jobs, holds up remarkably well! So, what fates await these fabulously wicked characters? Press play and find out!

Meg and Carla have both finally recovered from the plague (COVID), and not once were we forced to live in the basement of a haunted English manor! Speaking of such accommodations, Bed Wed Or Behead kicks off the fall (shut up about your "calendars") by revisiting the delightful spectral residents on BBC's Ghosts (2019 - present). This time around we're talking about Kitty (Lolly Adefope), Mary (Katy Wix), and Robin (Laurence Rickard) to decide who gets the ring, the fling, or the MURRRDEERR! Listen to the episode and come yell at us about your opinions on on Twitter (@bedwedbeheadpod), and don't forget to subscribe and give us five stars on your podcast player!

We reach way back to 1993 for a trio whose hotness makes us quiver like jello and makes our heartbeats feel like a STOMP STOMP.  Surely you have guessed that this week's episode is devoted to Jurassic Park's (Universal Pictures) Alan Grant (Sam Neill), Ellie Sattler (Laura Dern), and Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum)! Join us as we decide who gets the ring, the fling, or the rage of a hungry T-Rex!

It's finally Jess Day's day! Meg and Carla are back in 4D to talk about New Girl's Cece Parekh (Hannah Simone), Coach Ernie (Dmaln Wayans Jr), and Jessica Day (Zoey Deschanel). We love this goofy show and its goofy characters, so what better way to pay tribute to it than by playing FMK with this trio? Press play and check out our thoughts as we decide who gets the ring, the fling, or the MUUUUURDERRR!

We're excited to visit our friend Bridget Jones and both her potential baby daddies for this week's episode of Bed Wed Or Behead! The titular heroine is one of our favorite movie women, but how does she fare in this trio? Find out the fates of Bridget (Renée Zellweger), Jack Qwant (Patrick Dempsey), and Mark Darcy (Colin Firth) as Meg and Carla give them the BeWBs treatment!

Just besties talkin' about besties trying to ruin each others' lives this week on Bed Wed Or Behead as Meg and Carla dive into My Best Friend's Wedding (1997)! Join us for all the ridiculous antics as we play with George (Rupert Everett), Kimmy (Cameron Diaz), and Michael (Dermot Mulrony). And, no, Julienne is not in the trio because…well, you'll see.Who will the BeWBs take home after the last dance? With whom are they walking down the aisle? And who's getting tossed in the Chicago River? Make your best guesses and listen to find out! 

As we have all come to learn, the BeWBs have no chill when it comes to Our Flag Means Death (HBOMax, 2021 - present) and its many fantastic characters, which is why we're back to take on Izzy Hands (Con O'Neill), Spanish Jackie (Leslie Jones), and Black Pete (Matthew Maher)! Celebrate the renewal of our favorite gay pirates show by joining us in a spirited game of FMK, where there's no way to be wrong because every choice is the right choice! So, who gets the matelotage, the fling, or the long walk off the short plank? Listen and find out!

It does not suck to be us as we dive into What We Do In The Shadows (FX Networks, 2019 - present) to talk about three of our favorite vampires! This week on Bed Wed Or Behead, Meg and Carla have the distinct pleasure of inviting Lazlo Cravensworth (Matt Berry), Nadja (Natasia Demetriou), and Nandor the Relentless (Kayvan Novak) into their homes for some character analysis with a heaping side of thirst. But not Guillermo (this time). So, who gets the ring, the fling, or the guillotine? Tune in and find out!

We'd say we're back aboard the Revenge, except we never really left! Our Flag Means Death maintains a solid grip on our hearts, and it was inevitable that we would bring that Bed Wed Or Behead Pod energy to our favorite band of hapless pirates. This time, we're playing the game with Frenchie (Joel Fry), Lucius (Nathan Foad), and Oluwande (Samson Kayo). They all have our hearts but one must still walk that plank. So who gets the ring, the fling, or the loving push into the sea? Press play and find out!

"Who's that girl?" Who cares? We're talking about the boys of 4D this week! New Girl (Fox, 2011 - 2018) gets the Bed Wed Or Behead Pod treatment, and the BeWBs are eager to discuss this week's quirky trio: Nick Miller (Jake Johnson), Schmidt (Max Greenfield), and Winston Bishop (Lamorne Morris).You may never figure out how to play True American, but when you press play you'll learn who gets the ring, the fling, or the guillotine!

If you love vampires and you love comedy, you won't want to miss our What We Do In The Shadows episode! And what's more delightful than talking about hilariously inept bloodsuckers? Talking about hilariously inept bloodsuckers with friends!We are joined by Jenn from My Streaming Bubble (https://mystreamingbubble.podbean.com/) to talk about the 2014 movie, and decide the fates of Deacon (Jonathan Brugh), Viago (Tails Waititi), and Vladislav (Jermaine Clement). Get ready for some deep laughs and sow thoughts as we come to an agreement on who gets the ring, the fling, or the MUUUUURDERRR!

This week the BeWBs welcome back Erin Marlow from It's A Fandom Thing Podcast (https://itsafandomthingpod.com/) to play Bed Wed Or Behead with three Christian Bale characters! Plus, if you're a fan of the Bale content on Fandom Thing, you know Christian "himself" will inevitably make an appearance here (wiiiiiink).In this episode, we take on Dan Evans from 3:10 To Yuma (2007, Lionsgate Films), John Preston from Equilibrium (2002, Dimension Films), and Melvin Purvis from Public Enemies (2009, Universal Pictures). The roles may be serious but your hosts are decidedly not! So who gets the ring, the fling, or the guillotine? Press play and find out!

Not "BOO"; it's "BeWBs"! And this week we're all about the BBC's show Ghosts (2019 - present), specifically Captain (Ben Willbond), Lady Fanny Button (Martha Howe-Douglas), and Thomas Thorne (Matthew Baynton). "But, BeWBs," you say, "how can you kill a character who's already dead?" Our answer is that, much like Julian, we just do whatever we please! So, who gets the ring, the fling, or the afterlife MUUUUURDERRR? Press play and find out!

Your boozy besties are back to visit the Bridgertons, and this time they've brought Lauren and Rachel from Sort Of Brilliant Podcast along for the carriage ride! Tis the season for messy gossip and messier pairings, and who better than this formidable foursome to take a deep dive into our trio: Anthony (Jonathan Bailey), Benedict (Luke Thompson), and Kate (Simone Ashley)? Come on my diamonds; it's time to shine!Bridgerton is on Netflix for your streaming pleasure!Find Sort Of Brilliant Podcast here: https://anchor.fm/sortofbrilliant

Ahoy, BeWBs Fam! Get ready to set sail aboard the Revenge, as Meg and Carla take you on a journey of character analysis with a Fk/Marry/Kll twist to HBO Max's Our Flag Means Death (2022)! Though the show offers a robust roster of worthy pirates to choose from, this week we take on Edward "Blackbeard" Teach (Taika Waititi), Jim (Vico Ortiz), and Stede "The Gentleman Pirate" Bonnet (Rhys Darby). Your co-captains– I mean, co-hosts –have their work cut out for them. We don't want anyone to have to walk the plank, but in the end we manage to decide who gets the matelotage*, the fling, and the free trip to Davy Jones's locker. What fates await this week's trio? Listen to find out!*https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matelotage

We're back in Vegas for our unfinished BeWBsness: the second part of our analysis of The Cleaning Lady (Fox, 2021-). This time, Fiona (Martha Millan), Nadia (Eva De Dominici), and Thony (Élodie Yung) are the subjects of our incredibly objective gushing as we decide the fates of this trio. Press play and find out who gets the ring, the fling, or the guillotine!

Have you ever had a podcast and fallen in love with a show, and wanted so desperately to talk about the characters that you kinda bend your own rules so that you can go on at length about two characters you despise and one you adore? Well, then, Meg and Carla can relate! We are head over heels for Fox's 2021 show The Cleaning Lady. So much so, that we are covering six of the characters over two weeks! Next week we cover the women of the show but this week, we take on the men: Arman Morales (Adán Canto), Garrett Miller (Oliver Hudson), and Marco De La Rosa (Ivan Shaw). All of these characters are brilliantly written and acted, which is why we're so passionate in our feelings about them. But who, in the end gets out eternal love, our one night of carnal indifference, or our stabby stab stabs? Press play and find out!

An epic tale deserves an epic BeWBing, and who better to accompany us on our Lord Of The Rings (New Line Cinéma/WingNut Films, 2001, 2002, 2003) journey than Tiff! We traipse through Middle Earth bravely bearing our thirst for Aragorn (Viggo Mortensen), Legolas (Orlando Bloom), and Eowyn (Miranda Ott) but still finding our way to character analysis. From the Shire to Mordor and back, join your fave boozy besties on this hilarious virtual road trip, and find out who gets the Sauron-free ring, the fling, or the MUUUUURDERRR!

Us BeWBs are no different than any other harried suburban moms in that sometimes all we have time for is a quickie. And so we present this nooner of a Bed Wed Or Behead episode! We visit Downton Abbey's three Crowley sisters Edith, Mary, and Sybil, and decide who deserves the ring, the fling, or the guillotine. All of the character analysis with an F M K twist, in half the time! Enjoy!

Nothing broken about these BeWBs as Meg and Carla take on Insecure (2016 - 2021, HBO)! The dramedy is rich in compelling, complex characters. Naturally, we decided to give it the Bed Wed Or Behead treatment. While we love Issa Dee (Issa Rae), Lawrence Walker (Jay Ellis), and Molly Carter (Yvonne Orji), one of them must go. So who lives to get the ring or the fling? Listen and find out!

It's Valentine's Day, and nothing says lovin' like doing a little beddin', weddin', and beheadin'!  This week, Meg and Carla take on 1988's Coming To America (Paramount Pictures), and decide the fates of Prince Akeem (Eddie Murphy), Lisa McDowell (Shari Headley), and Semmi (Arsenio Hall). There are laughs, there are tangents, there are weird drink choices. Press play and join the fun!

Hello. Our names are Meg and Carla. We killed a character (again). Prepare to laugh.That's right! The Princess Bride (1987, 20th Century Fox) gets the Bed Wed Or Behead treatment this week, and the BeWBs get into a fightcicle over the fates of Buttercup (Robin Wright), Inigo Montoya (Mandy Patinkin), and Westley (Cary Elwes). Yes, it's a kissing movie, but it's also an adventure! Join us on our journey through the Fire Swamp to the truth of who deserves the ring, the fling, or the guillotine!

Holy moly, do we have a hell of an episode for you this week! Travel back to a time when you could go all the way to an airport gate without a ticket or a cavity search to pick up your estranged bestie in 2000's Keeping The Faith (Touchstone Pictures; Spyglass Entertainment)! Meg and Carla discuss what makes Anna (Jenna Elfman), Brian (Edward Norton), and Jake (Ben Stiller) the precious beans that they are. A rabbi, a priest, and a corporate executive walk into our hearts, and it's no joke. Except that it's a romcom. So it's very funny. At any rate, one gets the ring, one gets the fling  and one gets the MUUUUURDERRR. Press play and find out what fates the BeWBs assign!

What do you get when you combine Shakespeare, zombies, and attractive youths? A zombie romcom! This week, Carla and Meg take on 2013's Warm Bodies (Mandeville Films), and make hard choices between Julie (Teresa Palmer), Perry (Dave Franco), and R (Nicholas Hoult). This trio may start out with one alive, one dead, and one deadish person, but in the end, their fates are up to us BeWBs!

Do you like podcast shows about shows that are about fake reality shows? Then you'll love Bed Wed Or Behead Pod's episode on Fox's The Big Leap (2021)! Join the BeWBs as they visit Detroit to hang out with Julia (Teri Polo), Monica (Mallory Jansen), and Paula (Piper Perabo), and then decide who among them deserves the ring, the fling, or the guillotine. It's a classic game of F/M/K with your fave boozy besties. Do Meg and Carla agree on their choices? Press play and find out!

We're back and we bring you a belated present from Santa: the BeWBs's take on Netflix's Single All The Way (2021)!    What did James (Luke Macfarlane), Nick (Philemon Chambers), and Peter (Michael Urie) do to deserve the Bed Wed Or Behead treatment? They are all nice, handsome characters who our attention. FOOLS! We fell in love with this movie over the holidays, and we had to share our super deep thoughts on this trip with our BeWBs Fam.    Ready for an all new season of your fave boozy besties bringing you character analysis with an F/M/K twist? Hit play!

Get your fresh, hot BeWBs News! New trios are coming in 2022, and although we're wrapping up Season 1 of Bed Wed Or Behead, we still have a lot to say! I'm this mini episode we thank some of the people who have helped us get to where we are; our guests! Tune in as we ride a wave of nostalgia, and listen for important BeWBsnouncements!

What happens when Bed Wed Or Behead covers vampires for Spooky Month? We become Make It, Cake It, Or Stake It: The podcast that definitely doesn't suck! Meg and Carla put the BOOooo in BeWBs with this week's episode, covering Blade's Eric Woods / Blade (Wesley Snipes), Twilight's Edward Cullen, (Robert Pattinson), and Interview With The Vampire's Louis de Pointe du Lac (Brad Pitt). Who will get the silver-free ring, the roll in the coffin, or the Mister Pointy to the heart? Press play and find out!   Blade: Marvel Enterprises, 1998 Twilight: Summit Entertainment; Temple Hill Entertainment, 2008 Interview With The Vampire: The Geffen Film Company, 1994

You'd think eight Bed Wed Or Behead Pod episodes on Supernatural (WB/CW 2005-2020) would be enough but you'd be wrong. Your love for our SPN episodes reminded us of OUR love for making SPN episodes! And so, your intrepid BeWBs return to the world of all things Winchester to decide the fates of Bela (Lauren Cohan), Cain (Timothy Omundson) and Victor (Charles Malik Whitfield). "Oh, but their fates have already been decided on the show and th---". Shhhh, gentle listener. Just let Carla and Meg do what they do best: thirst over their favorite characters while deciding who deserves the ring, the fling, or the MUUUUURDER. 

The BeWBs find themselves back in Bluebell to visit with the leading ladies of Hart of Dixie (CW, 2011-2015)! Bed Wed Or Behead offers all of the hospitality and none of the epically bad accents that the denizens of the town extend to welcome visitors. Whether you love AnnaBeth Nass (Kaitlyn Black), Lemon Breeland (Jamie King), or the titular Doctor Zoe Hart (Rachel Bilson), we hope you'll enjoy this charming episode, as we decide on whom we'll bestow the ring, the fling, or the MUUUUURDER!

You've heard of "crack fic"; Now try "crack pod" as the BeWBs bring you a fresh helping of characters from Fox's 9-1-1! Why would we talk about Chimney, Athena, or Eddie when we can decide the fates of Ana Flores (Gabrielle Walsh), Maddie Buckley (Jennifer Love Hewitt), and Taylor Kelly (Megan West) instead? Much like the Ryan Murphy show itself, this episode of Bed Wed Or Behead runs the gamut from hilarity, drama, thought-provoking moments, and action (and by action we mean repeated lifting of booze to lips)! And, after way too many episodes in which Meg and Carla have been quick to agree on a Final Judgement, there is a FIGHT before a decision is reached on who gets the ring, the fling, or the MUUUUURDER. Press play to hear it for yourself!

Oh, hello, you! Meg, Carla, and special guest Jenn from My Streaming Bubble welcome you back to Bed Wed Or Behead to revisit the slice of paradise called Schitt's Creek! Say hello to the handsome proprietor of the Rosebud Motel, a star who was projected to be nominated for twelve Daytime People's Choice Awards, and simply the best and most adorable thumb-shaped human: Johnny Rose (Eugene Levy), Moira Rose (Catherine O'Hara), and Patrick Brewer (Noah Reid). The BeWBs and Jenn have their work cut out for them, but they are always up for the challenge! Still, one of these charming characters must go, while the others get a fling or a ring. Press play and find out what fates await them!   My Streaming Bubble: https://linktr.ee/mystreamingbubble

Take a trip to late '90s New York City, where almost everyone is white, angsty, a little stalker-y! We bring the BeWBs treatment to the WB's Felicity  (1999-2003) as we tell you the fates of Ben Covington (Scott Speedman), Felicity Porter (Kerri Russell) and Noel Crane (Scott Foley). That's not a typo: we just tell you their fates instead of deciding for ourselves, because this is the easiest trio we've ever worked with, which will make it even funnier when no one outside of Carleg agrees! Take a listen and then shout at us about our choices of whether to bed, wed, or behead the characters in this trio!