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Did we do a double feature because we wanted to and we missed a week because we are messy adults? (Fires gun into air) YES YES we did and yes we are have fun and be nice until you aren't nice no more

The Batman you say?! Yup we can't stop goofing up what movie we see so we watched The Batman and have a few thoughts on it. 

Hey we are awesome and forgot to post the pod so here you go on of the best Batman movies 

Batman is in this but it turns out this is a Suicide Squad movie and really we just talk a bunch about Elden Ring and shit. 

Throw your dog the invisible bone and listen to us talk about Peace man er maker

I think we are supposed to call them Task Force X because the S word is kinda not cool anymore. The original comic was made a long time ago but they can't really change the title so here we are with Harely Quinn and King Shark shooting a giant starfish. 

This episode is not about Star Wars in anyway but is instead about a super fun Korean web comic check it out and listen to us.

This week we are talking about anime like we promised just not the anime we mentioned so strap and listen to us rant about some shows that I enjoyed but less so my co-host. 

As my co-host says we don't pod about Bruno except when we do. Plot holes abound but that didn't stop us from juggling the donkeys that are this movie! Did that last metaphor make any sense? NO but we all had fun and that's what matters the most I think just listen to the pod.

Boom we did we are back and we are talking about arrows and shit and the people that shoot them to some effect. 

No spoilers but the movie does close on Spider Man swinging by a Christmas Tree so we voted that it counts as a Christmas movie. Also these damn networks have all the stupid animated Christmas specials locked up in hell so hey enjoy the web slinger with us. 

Will Ferral screams and is funny you know what it's about now listen to us talk about it. 

This is bar none the weirdest and best movie we have watched on this pod I have nothing else to say except that it's time for Christmas 2!!!

In this one we talk about not one but two shows those are Wheel of Time and Arcane. Now we come down pretty strongly on one of these being a must watch and one being something that maybe you just put on and the answer will not really surprise you at least I don't think it will.

Did you want a wacky romp across the world with your not family of super sci fi immortal space android super hero friends. This on gets weird y'all and on top of all that weirdness we also get to talk about Blade a little so that's cool.

Put your hand in the pod if you remove it you will die and are an animal? This joke got away from me but put your hand in the pod and listen to us talk about half of a long beautiful movie

Not the real ones because that was just the cartoon apparently The Real Ghostbusters that is. There is a real weird comic book where the cartoon ones and the movie ones team up. Read that at your own risk also guest and friend of the show Spooky Khalid is on this one since he is our resident Ghostbusting fan. 

Dream demons of unknown power origin eh that's not scary at all or is it? Honestly Fred Krueger is one of the scarier monsters to me what with the no good way to fight him and his knife hand and all. Don't fall asleep and listen to this episode kiddies (Crypt Keeper laugh)

Stupid clowns with a K what do they think this is Kombat or Krispy which are all done for copyright reasons so maybe. Yeah no jokes again because the Klowns have us covered just go watch the movie and enjoy the show.

What is happening ya jerks we sure do talk about this movie in this one because that's what we said we'd do. I regret very little as much as I regret watching this movie. We talk about other stuff to like Squid Game which is ....good and not bad which is preferable to VERY FREAKIN BAD.  My brain was eroded away enjoy the show. 

Recipe for a good movie glue nails to actors head and read lines well that's it that's all you need trust me just do that and boom movie. That's the plot of Bee Movie watch its basically the same as Hellraiser. 

Thank goodness Creed was over four letters or we were in trouble again with the podcast software. I need a podcast training montage so I can learn how to fix the stupid thumbnail on apple podcasts. Rocky quick come train me in the ways of pods or boxing whichever you feel the most comfortable with. Jokes done go watch this movie its really good! Also stick around and listen to us talk about it after you watch it.

Are you ready to hear us talk about race issues in the 1940's bookended by dunking on Garth Ennis and Madonna's insanely long dance scene? This was a weird one guys this movie is important but has not aged well which is my catch phrase this episode come join us as we realize time is as cruel as an umpire.

A little late but it's because I was at a football game no joke I was literally unable to post our football movie podcast because I was attending a real football game. The Chiefs won by the way it was a nail bitter right up until the last minute. (I'm not going to talk about the movie here by the way). Mahomes looked great and when the defense showed up in the 4th holy shit Super Bowl level team. Something Something I don't want your life enjoy the pod. 

Insert Sandlot quote here There are a lot of them so just use your favorite and have a good time. It's all for the love of baseball and stealing a priceless heirloom from your step-dad and pretending to die to kiss the lifeguard with out her consent you know summer fun shit. Listen warning we go real deep in this one because that's what the Sandlot demands of us. 

I'll just do it myself is what Thanos said like 5 movies before this one happened. It took him a while to get moving but when he did who boy he got shit done. With this the InfinAugust ends. Also in this one I talk about Free Guy a lot so free Free Guy spoilers is you want em. Next month starts Sports Ball September les go!

Ohhhhh boy do we talk about the ehehehehe X-Men a lot in this one which is not surprising if you read the title and listened to last episode. Did anyone else get the X-Men vhs from Pizza Hut truly that vhs is my Wilson I miss it. Now I want pizza anybody else want some we can split it? Stupid advertising tie ins super working years later. Well put on your best metal claws give us a GRAVITY SQUEEZE this week. 

Much like this movie this pod is late but also like a wizard a pod arrives exactly when it means to. This movie is very much a MCU movie and I don't think it will be the one that kills it but in like 10 years I'll be interested to look back on this one. Geez where are the jokes I guess just listen for those. 

once again had to make the title 5 or more characters I mean what are the odds two weeks in a row? Anywho sorry if the audio is a little off this week but only so sorry like not to much just the right amount of sorry. 

You may be asking Chris why did you put the year we all know when freaking Jaws was made. Well the stupid thing said the title has to be at least 5 characters and Jaws is only 4 so I had to think of Jaws title filler. Oh shit laptop is dying ahhh Jawsome and other shark related puns go here. Did you know that Vin Diesel was in a Street Shark commercial that's real. Jaws is a perfect movie go watch it. 

We talk a lot about not Terminator actually so if you like animal based crime drama strap in or strap on whatever your thing is. Also we really hate John Conner he's stupid and should have just been a dog. 

So we watched one good movie and one bad movie we may never know which one is which. Guys I'm gonna level with you my energy just plummets in this episode when we get to Resurgence because that movie just makes me tired like I was coming down with cold. Save yourself from the new pandemic which is this garbage movie.  

Insert chainsaw onomatopoeia here and then go read Chainsaw Man with us it's pretty fun.

No jokes here just serious business and melodrama but at the same time very very pretty.  This movie is a deep one kids and I don't know what to tell you about it but you should listen to us talk about it for sure

No jokes this time because this movie is GD classic a long gorgeous sometimes rambling classic. TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! (Laser bazooka noise)

We killed so many demons to make this episode happen like 5 demons we killed. It wasn't easy either slaying 5 demons is basically the same as fighting 100 pokemon, so think about that and what we did for you guys. This episode description has gone off the rails even for me! Holy hell what happened here I hope you guys like this one it starts Anime June!

When this first came out my Mom wouldn't let me go see it because it was to violent. So a year later or whenever the VHS came out a babysitter looked me dead in the face and asked are you allowed to watch this? Putting the responsibility on me the child freaking wild. I rose to the occasion and said calmly "yes." AND THEN IT WAS BATMAN TIME. 6 year old me thought this movie was rad and there were parts I didn't understand 30 years later nothing has changed.

I don't think my co-host reads these so let me just say he couldn't be more wrong in this episode and I am the correct one not him. I don't do a lot of double features but this was fun you guys should try it lots of good music. Come now take a seat and join us on this adventure in musical goofs. 

So does anyone else think Todd Snap is hot I was told he's HAWT now and I think he's alright but not a dream boat he's no Jason Momoa now that guy can get it. Listen I just want to know if you would let Todd touch your butt be honest simple yes or no. This game is gorgeous and it's very fun to take photos in it come join us on this journey with hot Todd. 

Do you guys remember those super strong little magnets called Bucky Balls and they had to stop making them because people swallow them and they’d get stuck together in their guys which was bad. I miss those things super fun with a sense of danger. Now what can be said about Sam and James that hasn’t already been said come find out !

Hey did you know they spelled it with a K just so that Midway could copyright the title. If I'm making jokes about this movie I should probably just type out all the catch phrases pretty much just like this movie BOOM roasted. 

Hey remember the Dini-verse we sure do 20 years later and you can watch all the shows you watched as a kid on HBO. That's weird right watching cartoons on HBO that's one of the channels that I'd stay up late and try to watch R rated movies on. Oh like Barb Wire that movie has a plot I think anyway Batman and some other chumps punch bad guys. 

Sorry there wasn't a pun in the title but it's Gargoyles and we don't make jokes about Goliath and the gang they are all perfect cinnamon rolls taken from us to soon! 

What can be said about the battle between these two titans that hasn't already been said? Come listen and find out! I wanted to call the episode Lizzie vs George but they already made that stupid Rampage movie so I was worried you guys would think we were doing Rampage with the Rock and George and Lizzie. Did you guys see that movie I did and man was it medium anyway this pod is not about Rampage in any fashion we don't even mention it. Thanks for listening. 

Do I got with the same joke from last week and put the lyrics from Smashmouth's All-Star here? You'll never know if you don't ...listen to the episode. This whole joke fell apart just listen to the episode please.

Why did I put all the lyrics to Hallelujah in the description? Because it's to long, pretty, and doesn't make sense. BOOM Syndered!!   Now I've heard there was a secret chord That David played, and it pleased the Lord But you dont really care for music, do you? It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth The minor falls, the major lifts The baffled king composing Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelujah Your faith was strong but you needed proof You saw her bathing on the roof Her beauty and the moonlight overthrew her She tied you to a kitchen chair She broke your throne, and she cut your hair And from your lips she drew the Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelujah Well, maybe there's a God above As for me all I've ever learned from love Is how to shoot somebody who outdrew you But it's not a crime that you're hear tonight It's not some pilgrim who claims to have seen the Light No, it's a cold and it's a very broken Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelujah Instrumental Hallelujah, Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelujah Well people I've been here before I know this room and I've walked this floor You see I used to live alone before I knew ya And I've seen your flag on the marble arch But listen love, love is not some kind of victory march, no It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelujah There was a time you let me know What's really going on below But now you never show it to me, do you? And I remember when I moved in you And the holy dove she was moving too And every single breath we drew was Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelujah Now I've done my best, I know it wasn't much I couldn't feel, so I tried to touch I've told the truth, I didnt come here to London just to fool you And even though it all went wrong I'll stand right here before the Lord of song With nothing, nothing on my tongue but Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hulk smash your expectations in this fun filled romp through body horror and daddy issues 

FIRST ISSUE  collectors edition don't let this one get by you also I guess we talk about Wandavision. It is literally nothing but spoilers so there ya go.