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Brothers, Lucas and Jacob Cruikshank, discuss important topics - ranging from Lindsay Lohan's music career to the meaning of life.

Lucas & Jacob Cruikshank


    • Jun 4, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekly NEW EPISODES
    • 58m AVG DURATION
    • 221 EPISODES

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    The Bros Before Hoes podcast is an absolute gem that I stumbled upon recently and I have been hooked ever since. From the moment I started listening to their very first episode, I knew I had discovered something special. The chemistry between Lucas and Jacob is undeniable, and they bring such an interesting and entertaining conversation to each episode. I have yet to skip a single episode because they never fail to captivate me with their hilarious banter and unique perspectives. It breaks my heart to know that there is an end in sight for this podcast because it has become my emotional support in a way.

    One of the best aspects of The Bros Before Hoes podcast is the sheer entertainment value it offers. Every episode has me cracking up no matter how many times I've listened to it. Lucas and Jacob's sense of humor is unmatched, and they always find a way to keep things fresh and engaging. They have a knack for storytelling that keeps me on the edge of my seat, eagerly waiting for what they will say next. Additionally, their genuine chemistry as brothers shines through, making their conversations feel like you're listening in on two best friends having a great time.

    However, one aspect that could be improved upon is the audio quality of the podcast. While it doesn't detract completely from the enjoyment, there are moments when the volume fluctuates or certain parts sound muffled. Hiring a sound engineer could greatly enhance the overall experience for listeners and potentially attract an even larger audience.

    In conclusion, The Bros Before Hoes podcast has quickly become one of my absolute favorites. Lucas and Jacob's wit, humor, and charm make this podcast a joy to listen to every week. Despite its flaws in terms of audio quality, it remains an incredibly entertaining show that brings laughter into my life consistently. Whether they decide to start a new podcast or bring back this one in the future, I genuinely hope they continue sharing their unique personalities with fans like me. I will forever be a dedicated listener and supporter of The Bros Before Hoes podcast.



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    Latest episodes from Bros Before Hoes

    Lucas's Card Got Declined...

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2025 61:24


    Thanks for sponsoring, Hims! Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/LUCASJACOB Follow us on everything! @LucasCruikshank @jacobcruik lucasjacobpodcast@gmail.com

    Road Tripping In Lucas's BRAND NEW CAR (again)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2025 40:12


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    We Snuck Onto A Reality Show

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2025 55:17


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    Road Tripping In Lucas's BRAND NEW CAR!!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2025 51:24


    This episode is sponsored by Hims. Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/LUCASJACOB Follow us on everything! @LucasCruikshank @jacobcruik lucasjacobpodcast@gmail.com

    We're Finally Being Authentic

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2025 55:32


    Follow us on everything! @LucasCruikshank @jacobcruik lucasjacobpodcast@gmail.com

    Weekly Problematic Thoughts with the bros

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2025 50:02


    This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/LUCASJACOB and get on your way to being your best self. This episode is also sponsored by Hims. Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/LUCASJACOB Follow us on everything! @LucasCruikshank @jacobcruik lucasjacobpodcast@gmail.com

    Driving and Ranting

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2025 66:35


    Thanks for sponsoring, DraftKings! Just sign up with code LUCASJACOB Follow us on everything! @LucasCruikshank @jacobcruik lucasjacobpodcast@gmail.com

    The Annual Bro Beauty Pageant

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2025 51:51


    Thanks for sponsoring, DraftKings! Just sign up with code LUCASJACOB  Thanks for sponsoring, Acorns! Head to acorns.com/LucasJacob or download the Acorns app to get started. Follow us on everything! @LucasCruikshank @jacobcruik lucasjacobpodcast@gmail.com

    Finally Addressing The Comments...

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2025 53:13


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    We Got Posted on a Cringe Page

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2025 64:37


    Thanks for sponsoring, DraftKings! Just sign up with code LUCASJACOB Follow us on everything! @LucasCruikshank @jacobcruik lucasjacobpodcast@gmail.com

    Influencer Drama Review (we're involved kinda)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2025 49:18


    Thanks for sponsoring, DraftKings! Just sign up with code LUCASJACOB and wager a minimum of five dollars to receive FIVE HUNDRED CASINO SPINS ON A FEATURED GAME! Follow us on everything! @LucasCruikshank @jacobcruik lucasjacobpodcast@gmail.com

    A Stranger Yelled at Jacob and Made Him Cry

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2025 62:21


    Thanks for sponsoring this episode, Acorns! Head to http://acorns.com/LucasJacob or download the Acorns app to get started. Follow us on everything! @LucasCruikshank @jacobcruik lucasjacobpodcast@gmail.com

    We Hate Celebrities (even tho we're so famous)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2025 61:17


    Go to http://GreenChef.com/broshowfree and use code broshowfree to get started with FREE Salads for two months plus 50% off your first box. Follow us on everything! @LucasCruikshank @jacobcruik lucasjacobpodcast@gmail.com

    Lucas Gets Everything For Free Cuz He's Fred

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2025 56:38


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    "My Mom Lied About Paying For My BBL!" (Advice w/ Lucas & Jacob)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2025 64:07


    Head to http://acorns.com/LucasJacob or download the Acorns app to get started. Follow us on everything! @LucasCruikshank @jacobcruik lucasjacobpodcast@gmail.com

    Lucas is SO Basic & Jacob's OVER IT!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2025 67:22


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    The Grammys Suck?! Ugly Babies!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2025 60:15


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    Lucas & Jacob Got Denied At A Club For Being Ugly

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2025 70:12


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    Lucas Sold His Designer Clothes Cuz He's Poor

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2025 85:11


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    Lucas Blacked Out and Made Mistakes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2025 74:53


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    Lucas and Jacob Recap 2024: What a MESS!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2024 96:50


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    The Big Flop Episode of 2024

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2024 72:04


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    Jacob Almost Fought a Guy at Wicked!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2024 51:15


    head to http://factormeals.com/50lucasjacob and use code 50lucasjacob to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping! Follow us on everything! @LucasCruikshank @jacobcruik lucasjacobpodcast@gmail.com

    Lucas Got Invited to a Celeb Party!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2024 65:51


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    Lucas's Bad Habits Are Returning…

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2024 52:12


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    Jacob moved out...

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2024 58:10


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    Jacob opens up about his ‘weird' voice..

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2024 57:28


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    Lucas Almost Joined a Cult

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2024 50:37


    Thanks again Kalshi for sponsoring and we hope you check them out. You can sign up using our link http://kalshi.com/lucasjacob, and the first 500 traders who deposit $100 will get a free $20 credit! Follow us on everything! @LucasCruikshank @jacobcruik lucasjacobpodcast@gmail.com

    Our Wild Vegas Weekend Bender!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2024 57:08


    Thanks again Kalshi for sponsoring and we hope you check them out. You can sign up using our link kalshi.com/lucasjacob, and the first 500 traders who deposit $50 will get a free $20 credit! Follow us on everything! @LucasCruikshank @jacobcruik lucasjacobpodcast@gmail.com

    Super models & lucid dreaming

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2024 58:35


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    Our Gaga Joker Review & Crumbl Cookie's New Scandal!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2024 58:44


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    Women Love Fruity Men ;)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2024 43:41


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    Fast Food Conspiracies & Discussing Anna Delvey

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2024 55:19


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    the girls are fighting!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2024 66:27


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    Nikocado Avocado Controls ALL OF US!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2024 62:54


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    Lucas's Super Sweet 31st Birthday Special!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2024 61:39


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    Gay penguins! Lucas's airplane fight!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2024 54:49


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    Compulsive liars! Bullying tips! We're Black Eyed Peas fans!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2024 64:33


    Follow us on everything! @LucasCruikshank @jacobcruik lucasjacobpodcast@gmail.com

    Disney adults! Our cruise vacation! Sweaty airports!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2024 79:22


    We've been Orlando'ing it up!!! Follow us on everything! @LucasCruikshank @jacobcruik lucasjacobpodcast@gmail.com

    Ghost hunting! Tiktok live drama! Ozempic rumors!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2024 47:11


    finally addressing the ozempic claims.. Follow us on everything! @LucasCruikshank @jacobcruik lucasjacobpodcast@gmail.com

    We're back! Pet monkeys! Hot dead people!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2024 61:53


    The bros are BACK! Follow us on everything! @LucasCruikshank @jacobcruik lucasjacobpodcast@gmail.com

    the podcast is over (actually tho)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2022 63:07


    thanks for listening / watching! means a ton. :) Chime: get started at http://chime.com/lucasjacob Betterhelp: get 10% off your first month at http://betterhelp.com/lucasjacob Follow us on everything! @LucasCruikshank @jacobcruik lucasjacobpodcast@gmail.com

    Snake Oil Scams

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2022 63:31


    snake oil scams aka Lucas and Jacob. Honey: get honey for FREE at http://joinhoney.com/lucasjacob Shipstation: use our offer code, "LUCASJACOB", to get a 60-day free trial. bro show number: 515-612-6538 Watch the video form of the podcast: https://www.youtube.com/lucasjacobpodcast Follow us on everything! @LucasCruikshank @jacobcruik Follow the podcast stuff! https://twitter.com/thebroshowpod https://www.instagram.com/thebroshowpod/ Email us topics/stories/opinions to discuss on an upcoming episode: lucasjacobpodcast@gmail.com

    We're Joining the Kardashian Church

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2022 71:04


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    The Big Drunk Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2022 38:36


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    Our Transition Into Becoming Fitness Influencers

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2022 63:42


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    The Scam Queen Awards

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2022 95:08


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    Revealing Company Secrets

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2022 69:05


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    Mel's Hole & Recurring Dreams

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2022 75:39


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    Fake Celebrity Couples

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2022 59:40


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    Ghost stories

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2022 65:51


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