Don't Touch That Podcast

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Which sketch will take home #1? Tune in for the final 6 sketches of our 'Best-Of' countdown...

We countdown our best sketches from 2014.

You'd hardly recognize this NEW & improved Santa Claus! Skinny and rockin' a pair of Chuck Taylor's, he'll see you when you're sleeping through his thick, black-rimmed glasses, & his curly waxed-tipped mustache... Listen in to this Holiday Special Sneak Peek... ***Part of the Don't Touch That Podcast 'Best Of Sketches' Episode*** Check us out: Website: http://www.dttcomedy.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/DTTComedy Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DTTComedy

Listen to this EXCLUSIVE deleted scene from Ridley Scott's epic biblical tale - Exodus Gods and Kings. Featuring an uncredited cameo appearance from legendary film actor Christopher Walken... ***Part of the Don't Touch That Podcast 'Best Of Sketches' Episode*** Check us out: Website: http://www.dttcomedy.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/DTTComedy Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DTTComedy

The midterms may be over, but councilman Paul Banner still wants YOUR votes for State Senator! Listen in as our campaign war saga continues between Bo McCullers & Paul Banner... Check us out: Website: http://www.dttcomedy.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/DTTComedy Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DTTComedy

Thanksgiving may be over, but the leftovers have just begun! Catch up on what made last week's headlines, now, with the 'Buzz.' Featuring Black Friday, Bill Cosby, Turkey flavored ice cream, and more! Check us out: Website: http://www.dttcomedy.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/DTTComedy Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DTTComedy

This week on the show, we're joined by the Co-Co-Creators & Co-Stars of the hit mocumentary webseries Gigahoes - Mr.'s Adam Lash & Kevin Gilligan! They spill the beans on all things Sexy & Robotic. Cards Against Humanity continues to class up the joint. There's a mini Telemundo time warp. And Councilman Paul Banner still wants your votes. All this and more... Check us out: Website: http://www.dttcomedy.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/DTTComedy Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DTTComedy

We go head-to-head with Jeff Enkler in another intense game of Cards Against Humanity. Listen in as we journey back in time to those last, fateful, moments on the sinking Titanic... Check us out: Website: http://www.dttcomedy.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/DTTComedy Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DTTComedy

Listen in as Cinematic Story Teller/Local Bee Farmer/Casey Jones Impersonator Jeff Enkler of A & E's Celebrity Ghost Stories educates us on the real Shooter McGavin, the 'other side', and his up-coming Production Company!

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This week, we're joined by film maker extraordinaire Jeff Enkler of Bravo's 'The Singles Project' and A & E's 'Celebrity Ghost Stories' He dishes out the dirty secrets of reality t.v., as we get to know Happy Gilmore's Shooter Mcgavin a little better. Cards Against Humanity takes us back in time, to the those frantic last moments on the Titanic. And a very special thanks to this weeks sponsor - Rough Rider condoms. All this and more... Check us out: Website: http://www.dttcomedy.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/DTTComedy Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DTTComedy

We battle it out with George Salazar in another intense game of Cards Against Humanity. Listen as things take a wrong turn on a rather 'interesting' episode of Chopped. Tune in to see who lives... Check us out: Website: http://www.dttcomedy.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/DTTComedy Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DTTComedy

Listen as the NFL answers domestic violence and other reprehensible behaviors with Dr. Sellers latest treatment program.

New episode. New Segment! We're also joined by Actor/Comedian George Salazar of The Public Theater's 'Here Lies Love' We chat punch lines, Jabba the Hutt, and witness a very interesting episode of Chopped during Cards Against Humanity. Plus, the NFL's got a new solution to end their persistent controversies. All this and more... Check us out: Website: http://www.dttcomedy.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/DTTComedy Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DTTComedy

We'rrrre Back! After a brief summer hiatus, the boys return to the studio with guests Colleen Scriven and David Dimitruk. They give us all the juicy gossip from the set of their new web series 'A Bit Much' (Full season now available on YouTube)! We chat maiden names, learn some fancy new sniff tactics from the Urban Dictionary, and as always another riveting game of Cards Against Humanity is had. Special guest Liv Benger even pops by to give the fellas a lesson or two on the male anatomy. Special thanks to this weeks sponsor Best Buy - Take care of you this Back-To-School season! Check us out: Website: http://www.dttcomedy.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/DTTComedy Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DTTComedy

Happy Birthday America! We get Patriotic while we slap hipsters, Stone Cold Steve Austin stops by and we get parenting tips from Dr. Phil. Funny-man Roy Lazorwitz hosts us at his place with our new and awesome producer Christina Verde joining in. With summer in full swing we learn about over-tanning on Urban Dictionary 101. Cards Against Humanity still rocks our world and we have a sponsor with some FIREWORKS deals for you! Like, Rate and Review for the Love of America! Check us out: Website: http://www.dttcomedy.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/DTTComedy Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DTTComedy

The average Nelson Rating for a FIFA World Cup match is the same as a regular season NBA game. So FIFA is making a few adjustments to make Soccer (Futball) not as 'BORING' for Americans to watch. If they aren't watching after this, they never will....Brought to you by Don't Touch That Comedy (www.DTTComedy.com and @DTTComedy). Please like us on Facebook.

Don't Touch That Episode 11 is a 4-way with Kristin Manna (@KKManna) and Nathaniel Mason (@ActorBot) with #CardsAgainstHumanity giving us a 20/20 special report and Family Game Night goes wrong. Urban Dictionary 101 scolds Cheap Dates and talks splitting the check etiquette. Ole! FIFA World Cup is in full swing but Team USA needs to boost viewership with an AD that 'Americanizes' Soccer to make it more stimulating. Check us out: Website: http://www.dttcomedy.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/DTTComedy Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DTTComedy

Don't Touch That Episode 10 is packed with laughs as our hero Kevin Sullivan (@TheBigSully) pops in studio and delivers in #CardsAgainstHumanity with a Hipster Santa and the greatest Super Hero Duo since Batman and Robin. We also talk old school chatting of AOL's AIM vs. the new school of SnapChat. Urban Dictionary 101 is all about obsession with Japanese Culture. And a special Thanks to our sponsor Visine for making this episode happen. Thanks for listening Check us out: Website: http://www.dttcomedy.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/DTTComedy Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DTTComedy

SCIENTOLOGY sponsors the episode with a New Holiday Announcement. On #CardsAgainstHumanity our Guest Paul Valenti (@PaulieValenti ) has a new plan for Public school education. Check out our sketch comedy and more. Like it, share it and rate it please!! Thanks. Love Team Don't Touch That! Website: www.DTTComedy.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DTTComedy iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-touch-that-comedys-podcast/id860602844? Twitters: Don't Touch That - @DTTComedy Ant - @Anthnnyc Geoff - @GibsonAfterDark Paul -

Toilet Hygiene tips and more from our friend Paul Valenti. What more can you ask for? Ok, fine. We got plenty more...Urban Dictionary 101 defines what Dave Coulier has been doing since Full House. Cards Against Humanity is downright filthy as Paul kicks our asses. But most importantly our sponsor this week is The Church of Scientology as they tell you about their version of Christmas. Check us out: Website: http://www.dttcomedy.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/DTTComedy Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DTTComedy

Moses is looking for a new kind of plague to take down the Pharaoh on #CardsAgainstHumanity with Guest Nathaniel Mason (@ActorBot). Plus we learn the origin of #MechaHitler. Our sponsor this week is #MrPibb with there version of the most interesting man in the world. Like it, share it and rate it please!! Thanks. Love Team Don't Touch That! Website: www.DTTComedy.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DTTComedy iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-touch-that-comedys-podcast/id860602844? Twitters: Don't Touch That - @DTTComedy Ant - @Anthnnyc Geoff - @GibsonAfterDark Nathan- @ActorBot

We geek out with Nathaniel Mason (@ActorBot) over the new X-Men movie and discuss who wins in a fight between X-Men actors vs. Marvel Avengers Actors. We have a brand new sponsor as Mr. Pibb is coming back in an uninteresting way. We go to class again with Urban Dictionary 101 and Cards Against Humanity gives Moses a brand new plague for the Pharaoh. Come Laugh with us on this weeks episode of Don't Touch That Podcast... Check us out: Website: http://www.dttcomedy.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/DTTComedy Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DTTComedy Hashtags# DTTComedy, CardsAgainstHumanity, UrbanDictionary, Moses, XMen, MarvelAvengers, MrPibb, MechaHitler

All aboard The Don't Touch That Podcast with our friend Giuseppe Diomede. Subway commutes can be a real bummer, we all get penis envy and our sponsor Coucilman Paul Banner wants your vote this November. Oh yeah and we learn about Resting Douche Faces on Urban Dictionary 101! Check us out: Website: http://www.dttcomedy.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/DTTComedy Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DTTComedy Hashtags# DTTComedy, CardsAgainstHumanity, UrbanDictionary, RestingDoucheFace, PenisEnvy, LikeMike

Harry Potter infiltrates our game of #CardsAgainstHumanity with Guest Nathaniel Mason. The sketches made him cry and maybe they'll make you laugh. Our sponsor this week is #Pizza with a SUPER VEGAN pizza that has all the latest toppings. Like it, share it and rate it please!! Thanks. Love Team Don't Touch That! Website: www.DTTComedy.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DTTComedy iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-touch-that-comedys-podcast/id860602844? Twitters: Don't Touch That - @DTTComedy Ant - @Anthnnyc Geoff - @GibsonAfterDark Nathan- @ActorBot

We bring back our buddy Nathaniel Mason for this episode of The Don't Touch That Podcast. We talk Senior Pranks, Saved by the Bell, Harry Potter & Urban Dictionary 101 combines our favorite things. Pizza Hut sponsors the episode with an all NEW super vegan pizza. Great round of Cards Against Humanity, let's get CRAZY! Check us out: Website: http://www.dttcomedy.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/DTTComedy Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DTTComedy Hashtags# DTTComedy, CardsAgainstHumanity, UrbanDictionary, HarryPotter, SavedByTheBell, SeniorPrank, PizzaHut and Poopsterbate

DARK game of #CardsAgainstHumanity with our Guest Jessica Ritacco of The Grape Dutches of York (www.GrapeDutches.com). Our sponsor this week is #Tampax with a product that will slay swampass. Like it, share it and rate it please!! Thanks. Love Team Don't Touch That website: www.DTTComedy.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DTTComedy iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-touch-that-comedys-podcast/id860602844? Twitters: Don't Touch That - @DTTComedy Ant - @Anthnnyc Geoff - @GibsonAfterDark

The HILARIOUS Jessica Ritacco of 'The Grape Dutches of York' stops by and we talk Subway Performers, NYC annoyances and a little thing called PostBoning. We're sponsored this week by Tampax as they unveil an all new product. And this weeks Cards Against Humanity gets Dark in a hurry, so strap in and prepare for the worst. Check us out on: Website: http://www.dttcomedy.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/DTTComedy Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DTTComedy HashTags: #SarahPalin #UrbanDictionary #CardsAgainstHumanity #Putin #PurpleLounge #PostBoned #Bowie #CrystalMeth

We gave all you improv fans just the Cards Against Humanity from episode 3. This mini episode just has Ant, Geoff and Nathaniel Mason playing the game and it's there improvisation/sketch scenes. Enjoy!

This week on the Don't Touch That Podcast Our very first guest Nathaniel Mason stops by the studio. We share some embarrassing toilet clogging stories, the Urban Dictionary Word of the Week is a messy game all roommates play and we enjoy our most entertaining game of Cards Against Humanity yet. Speaking of games, our sponsor Hashboro Toys introduces an all new toy that will entertain kids of all ages. Other fun topics: Justice League, President Obama, Glory Holes, Fad Diets