Podcasts about hipster santa

It's the holidays, so it's time for the Guys to discuss a new politically correct version of "Baby It's Cold Outside," the most hated Christmas songs of all time, and a gender-neutral Santa. All that, and elephant dung gin, on this week's episode of The Point! Episode 12 of the fourth season of "THE POINT" is now live! Bringing gay and straight men together to see what happens! SUPPORT our crowdfunding campaign - https://www.patreon.com/thepointguys Make sure to LIKE this video and SUBSCRIBE to our channel! FOLLOW & LIKE us on social media. FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/thepointguys INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/thepointguys/ TWITTER - https://twitter.com/thepointguys WEBSITE - https://www.thepointguys.net/

In this week's podcast we try to unravel the logic behind a European election debate that featured two men who weren't in the running but not the leader of the winning party, the blunder that led to hundreds of children being sent to the wrong secondary school, and the end-of-season football relegation play-offs. Duncan Laurence's Eurovision victory inspires an archetypal Dutch discussion about splitting the bill, Erik Wiebes triggers rumblings of discontent in Groningen and another VVD minister, Mark Harbers, resigns in a row over statistics. We also discuss justice minister Ferd Grapperhaus's plan to bring the laws on sexual assault up to date.

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This week Mel and Bush embrace Magic going 100% Christmas, by one upping the other presenters and going 110% Christmas. There's also chat of Hipster Santa's, Frog & Chicken and parcel wrapping.

In this episode of The Happy Rant Ted, Ronnie, and Barnabas do what they do and wander to and fro through the following topics: Ron's conference hiatus Hipster Santa Claus Hipster Ron as Santa Claus Christmas Creep and the motivation behind it A TGC Christmas article that needs to be written Revisiting Jared C. Wilson's infamous list of influential reformed people  

KFC KITTY ALTER EGOS, MURDEROUS CATS, and PLANES DRAWING PENISES.  Brother Justus joins us today so naturally cats become a conversation. He is not at all a cat person. He has raised many beautiful and well behaved dogs. On his first guest appearance on the God Awful Five Star Podcast, Episode 12: Cat Chute, Justus tells a great story about how he was piloting a small prop plane alone at night, a cat jumps on his shoulder, he freaks and throws the cat out the window at 10,000 feet. Spoiler Alert: There was a dead body in the plane! THIS IS A TRUE STORY. The cat topic we cover in the news on this episode is not fatal to a cat, but a cat is considered a suspect in an attempted murder on a human. You can find the article here and read a description in the news section below.Matt ate at a Jason's Deli. Taylem gets confused because, to him, the restaurant is set up like a CiCi's Pizza but you have to order up front. Then, Taylem walks past the prep line and regrets his food choice after seeing all the delicious ingredients he missed out on. Matt explains how Taylem is doing it wrong. Apparently you can grab a menu and walk around before you order. Who knew?We continue to discuss how Taylem is slowly assembling his Hipster Santa costume to help his vendetta to add more cheer to the world this holiday season. The ongoing debate is: does Taylem dye his natural beard white or invest in a real Santa beard? Comment below or vote on our home page to weigh in. This leads to the discovery of a super legitimate group of F.O.R.B.S aka The Fraternal Order of Real Beard Santas. You can read about them here. Justus almost hits the same Metro Bus 212 again. That makes two close calls in two weeks. With the same bus. He contemplates whether his hybrid could make it through soft accordion middle of the bus going 80. Justus swerves, its a close call, and in adrenaline filled slow motion he makes eye contact with the driver and they lock eyes thinking the same thing: "It's that same guy again." The story is good enough but Justus then brings up the Jurassic Park bus and Matt does not remember it being an accordion. We look it up and with another blessing from the internet find that someone has purchased the last remaining bus from the movie and is refurbishing it. Check out their Facebook page for more about this awesome project! Jurassic Park : The Lost World RV Restoration Team Hat TapicsIf you had an alter ego what would be his name and job?Matt:Steve NoJobs hangs out in front his computer all day drinking beer watching YouTube. Steve only sees the sun when he leaves to go get more beer. Also Steve is rich.Justus:Sophomore year Justus wrote a letter where he had to state what he would be doing at the end of the year: Drug running from Cuba to Florida in a sweet cigar boat with hey gurls and a pile of cash. Also when he goes to the golf course Justus goes by Lucas because people can never get his name right. Taylem:Many homeless around Houston already know Taylem as Mike. The wisdom being Taylem is a hard name to get across to a passerby and when would you ever seem them again? Well this has turned into a five year relationship with a few bums that still say "hey mike, can I get a cigarette?"So in summary, our God Awful Alter Egos are a rich alcoholic, a drug runner and a homeless man. Five Stars.Would you run over a possibly pet snake in the road?A guy in Florida ran over an anaconda... several times. Turned out to be someone's pet. The hosts agree that they would not run it over. Taylem does not like snakes and even he said no. His approach is to follow the snake, warn the neighbors and try to befriend the snake and understand it, thus becoming less fearful. Matt wants the snake to stay loose to eat one of the children that go to the schools around the Darnell House where this podcast is produced. What animal would you not eat?Matt, Taylem and Justus are horrible people. They go straight to debating whether or not they would eat human. Its a pretty even split of yes and no in the room. Matt recalls walking outside with his girlfriend and smelled a delicious smell in the air, like smokey fresh barbecue. She points out that its the animal shelter cremating the dead pets. Matt remains hungry after the news and decides he would eat dog and cat but they would have to be together... like in a gumbo. Justus has eaten raccoon. He was told it was shot, not road kill. Still weird. Snakes, yes. Horse, yes. Gerbil? maybe. Rats and mice, no... Unless it was in a burger like in Demolition Man. Celebrity CrushesMatt:Numero Uno Salma Hayek, Drew Barrymore (Most people's number 2), and Christy Carlson Romano, the girl from Even Stevens.Justus:Down to party Katy Perry, Olivia Wilde because damn, that bone structure. Taylem:Classic for a reason Angelina Jolie, Lacey Chabert because of how she talks and how her mouth move. The God Awful News Washington skies see penis drawing by US Navy jet go viral Stray cat identified as prime suspect in elderly woman's attempted murder Anti-LGBT politician resigns after being 'caught having sex with man in his office' KFC selling a $10,000 internet escape pod KFC paints epic portrait of man who spotted Twitter stunt  If this all is weird enough for you give kfc kitty a listen!Thank you for your ears! Like, Subscribe, Rate and Review and don't forget to submit a Hat Tapic on our home page! Submit a Hat Tapic by clicking below. Hat Tapics Help The Show

This week Dave and Gunnar talk about: DIY LPRs, Crowdsourced Panopticon, and Universal Key Escrow is a thing we’re talking about now. Proud Daddy: Lauren declared runner up in the National Center for Women in Technology 2016 National Award Competition It begins: FRC 2016 kickoff on January 9! Gunnar can strongly endorse helicopter rides for toddlers Endorsement: the Ring Doorbell DEADWOOD MOVIE Google Begins Testing Password-Free Logins Sad to lose Ian Murdoch (h/t uzoma) Review of N Korea’s operating system, Red Star (h/t emorisse) D&G Joke Kit of the Week: United Airlines Bringing 200 Comfort Dogs To Seven Airports For A Bit Of Holiday Travel Stress-Relief HT James Kirkland: OpenALPR is open source automatic license plate recognition Meanwhile: Boston PD stops using LPRs, implicitly admitting that stolen vehicles are not super interesting. Facewatch: A different kind of social network Create Your Favourite Actor From Nothing But Photos See How Disney Uses Software to Change an Actor’s Emotions Wanna Get Backstage? Just Add Yourself To The Band’s Wikipedia Page In Major Change, Army Removes Social Security Numbers from Dog Tags D&G This Week in Common Sense: Microsoft may have your encryption key; here’s how to take it back DevOps gone bad?  Facebook Secretly Tested Users’ Apps Addiction: New Report The Father of Online Anonymity Has a Plan to End the Crypto War Celebrating 15 Years of SELinux Dave and Gunnar talk DevOps with FedScoop   Cutting Room Floor Post-Apocalyptic Thomas the Tank Engine These Color Studio Portraits from the 1970s Are Almost Too Awkward R2-3PO: Attack of the Poorly Made Clones The 340-Page Tokyo Disaster Preparedness Guide is Packed with Great Design Woman Perfectly Adds Herself to Other People’s Old Photos ‘Hipster Santa’ makes appearance in Portland Here’s A Video Of Boston Dynamic’s Awesome Big Dog Robot Pulling Santa’s Sleigh Executive Coloring Book from 1961 Complete your home security system with a fog cannon Proving complex arguments via crowdsourcing and explicit argument logic platform (h/t emorisse) OG cyberpunk games available online (h/t emorisse) Weirdest charts from 538 (h/t emorisse) This wasn’t @emorisse, he swears (h/t emorisse) Interactive, latitude adjusted proof that DST is garbage (h/t matt.micene) I was sent here for my security refresher, and I’m beginning to think it’s part of the test. We Give Thanks The D&G Show Slack Clubhouse for the discussion topics! James Kirkland for the ALPR tip!

Nük Nük. Borat Robot. Child Bear. Fire church. Man shaped animal mash em ups. SCOOPED. Russia: Sexually Cool. Sex Murder. Whore pizza. Hipster Santa. Weird Santa. North Hole with the South Pole. Egg nog.

Nük Nük. Borat Robot. Child Bear. Fire church. Man shaped animal mash em ups. SCOOPED. Russia: Sexually Cool. Sex Murder. Whore pizza. Hipster Santa. Weird Santa. North Hole with the South Pole. Egg nog.

Nük Nük. Borat Robot. Child Bear. Fire church. Man shaped animal mash em ups. SCOOPED. Russia: Sexually Cool. Sex Murder. Whore pizza. Hipster Santa. Weird Santa. North Hole with the South Pole. Egg nog.

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Here’s “Hipster Santa” mentioned early in the audio: And here is the Twilight Zone video, “Night of the Meek“. The class audio is redacted to leave it out, so listen, watch, listen…

Here's “Hipster Santa” mentioned early in the audio: And here is the Twilight Zone video, “Night of the Meek“. The class audio is redacted to leave it out, so listen, watch, listen…

Here's “Hipster Santa” mentioned early in the audio: And here is the Twilight Zone video, “Night of the Meek“. The class audio is redacted to leave it out, so listen, watch, listen…

Here's “Hipster Santa” mentioned early in the audio: And here is the Twilight Zone video, “Night of the Meek“. The class audio is redacted to leave it out, so listen, watch, listen…

Don't Touch That Episode 10 is packed with laughs as our hero Kevin Sullivan (@TheBigSully) pops in studio and delivers in #CardsAgainstHumanity with a Hipster Santa and the greatest Super Hero Duo since Batman and Robin. We also talk old school chatting of AOL's AIM vs. the new school of SnapChat. Urban Dictionary 101 is all about obsession with Japanese Culture. And a special Thanks to our sponsor Visine for making this episode happen. Thanks for listening Check us out: Website: http://www.dttcomedy.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/DTTComedy Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DTTComedy