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Amanda and Blythe make up one half of a nerdcore comedy group called the Damsels of Dorkington who's main goal is to celebrate Dork Pride. They'll meet every week to discuss Damsel news and all things generally nerdy. Never fear, Rissy and Jeff (the other half of the group) will be contributing to t…

Damsels of Dorkington


    • Sep 5, 2019 LATEST EPISODE
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    Ep 112: This Time It's a Banana

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2019 78:54


    We've been on hiatus for a while. We talk about anime. We talk about GenCon. We talk about the future. Then, we sing some opera. Strap in, mother fuckers.

    Ep 111: Prospector Buffalo Bill

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2019 73:59


    An important podcast announcement! Amanda is graduating, Rissy is getting married, Blythe is taking a VO workshop, and we're all prepping for GenCon. We try to talk Amanda into slipping in some fanfic to her thesis, Rissy regales us with makeup YouTuber drama, and Blythe is excited to be a star!

    Ep 110: Butt Puppies

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2019 73:33


    Rissy is having dreams about dog dicks, Blythe is doing lots of Voice Over things. They are both horny for food and then fall down a Star Trek hole. Dork Pride Chat is about gadgets or properties that just fucking NAILED IT. 

    Ep 109: Elbow Scrotum

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2019 65:21


    Blythe has been working on Borderlands 3! Amanda has been working on her defense!! Rissy has been working on reading moar books!!! Other topics include: fangirl death threats, Joe Exotic, and twitter mansplaining. The Dork Pride Chat is about the always entertaing "Florida Man." 

    Ep 108: You Got Omegaversed

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2019 73:08


    Blythe went to New Orleans and then became a champion at being sick. Rissy has been poring over ancient fantasy from the 80's, 90's, and today looking for the word "fuck". Somehow Rissy ends up educating Blythe about the Omegaverse and everyone regrets it. That's the fucking Dork Pride Chat, too. Sorry. 

    Ep 107: Amanda, The Naughtiest Boy

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2019 68:19


    Amanda and Rissy are on their own, because Blythe was worn out from flashing her titties at Mardi Gras. Amanda set the date to defend her paper (insert muppet flailing here!), and Rissy has been dealing with her teenage cat son. Other topics include toxic masculinity, Captain Marvel, ketamine, meth, and caffeination methods. They also do a mini Damsels & Dragons podcast and discuss the new campaign they've been playing. The Dork Pride Chat is what our hip hop aliases would be.

    Ep 106: Bob Seger Bullshit

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2019 69:08


    Amanda had a sex toy malfunction, Rissy has given up her life to her child-cat, and Blythe's brain has been on an unstoppable choreography mission. We may have decided to have a pajama party at our GenCon Patreon party this year with all of the awful drinks and games from our childhoods. Rissy and Amanda made new and challenging characters in preperation for their Dragon Heist game. There's more bad ASMR, sorry. The Dork Pride Chat is all about the foods from tv, movies, and books that we've always wanted to try. 

    Ep 105: Tentacle Poops

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2019 59:28


    We start and end the episode with some serious bored, hipster, vocal fry. So fair warning. Amanda went to Seattle, Rissy read some fucking books, and Blythe switched from iPhone to Android. The Dork Pride Chat plays off a conversation about doing a remake of popular movies in different styles.

    Ep 104: Protein Hand

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2019 63:24


    Amanda is getting ready for an interview by not sleeping and not really eating either. Blythe has been exercising her super power of recognizing voices. Rissy drags us into the most terrifying parts of the internet and makes us talk about injecting yourself with jizz as well as some incel bullshit. The Dork Pride Chat is about what weird things we once believed were biologically possible when we were younger.

    Ep 103: Batman and Yoda Slashfic

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2019 58:32


    Over the last week, we read some erotica, updated our Patreon levels, and created our own Discord server! Blythe watched Bandersnatch. Rissy introduced some poor, unfortunate Canadians to The Room. Amanda engaged in Craftsmas and crocheted ALL of the things. The Dork Pride Chat is all about what is coming in 2019 that we are excited about!!

    Ep 102: Inappropriate Selfies

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2018 67:34


    There are changes to the Patreon happening in 2019. Blythe saw that dumb Grindelwald movie and regrets it, but she also got a new bidet! Rissy finished (and loved) the latest George R. R. Martin book. Amanda rage quit an anime, but has been really enjoying drawfee on the YouTubes. The Dork Pride Chat is inspired by Travelers on Netflix. 

    Ep 101: Anti-Dolphin Conversion Therapy

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2018 57:59


    Blythe has been playing Pokemon Go (sort of), reading business-y books, and watching baking shows. Amanda has been playing dumb, delightful mobile games with tents and trees and (possibly) winning her death pool. Rissy has been reading Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell, old school 2nd ed D&D tie-in fiction, and admits that she is a trash, garbage person when it comes to George R. R. Martin's latest and she doesn't care. The Dork Pride Chat gets real weird about some dude called Matt Walsh. There are dolphins, maybe curses?, and eventually praying furries away or something. I don’t know. You can come to your own conclusions. 

    Ep 100: Taj Meow

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2018 94:34


    We have a very special guest for our very special 100th episode! Dani Price (aka Dani Snow), our ORIGINAL green Damsel joins us and we catch up on what she's been up to for the last 6 or 7 years. She's worked for LootCrate, DC Comics, and LA Comicon. Plus, we force her to talk about her time on a nerdy SyFy reality show. Amanda is officially published and now searching for post doc programs!! We discuss how your perception of protagonists can change as you get older, and there is also some real weird cat mom conversations. The Dork Pride Chat covers what awful, retro things we hope never come back.

    Ep 99: Infinitely More Terribler

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2018 62:32


    Topics of conversation include: Pokemon Go, renaissance festivals, Gudetama, spoopy horror movies, ASMR (and farts). Dork Pride Chat is about what IP we would like to see all sexed up.

    Ep 98: Gimp Suits, Lederhosen, and the Worst Bananas

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2018 75:37


    Blythe is dealing with family bullshit and she is very behind and also very sorry. She has also been reading House of Leaves and finishing Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood. Rissy is gathering produce and rejecting twee Loki. Amanda is reading all of the Robin Hobb trilogies and submitting almost perfect science papers like a true Ravenclaw. The Dork Pride Chat covers our favorite comfort books to read. 

    Ep 97: Fatty Rabbit Hole

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2018 50:19


    We started our new schedule! Amanda and Rissy kicked it old school with their gaming group, which launched a conversation about what junk food we love/hate and we just. kept. coming. back. to. it. Blythe has inexplicably started playing Neopets again and she's sorry but also not sorry but also mad at the Femsplained girls for causing this. We also discuss our opinions on Slut-o-ween (for), spraining fingers (against), pee stories (for/against), pumpkin spice (for (fuck off)), and drugs (we dont know, ask Rissy). The Dork Pride Chat is ALSO about shitty fast food, but we imagine what fast food would be like in some of our favorite universes.

    Ep 96: I Want to Give it Corn

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2018 79:31


    We start off with the thing you want most from us: Adam Corolla take downs. Rissy has been reading some flaccid scifi, Amanda jumped into Full Metal Alchemist, and Blythe is finally finishing Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. The Dork Pride Chat is about all those little moments at a convention that may not seem like much, but they make a convention special. 

    Ep 95: No fighting! Just die!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2018 82:57


    Part two of the GenCon wrap up podcast! We start with a story of how Rissy legitimately farted in Blythe's face, so the entire podcast has a theme. We also discuss our VERY cool, exclusive, and musical-guest filled Patron party, as well as the possibly greatest on-stage experience we have ever had in our performance of Hamilthrones. We wound down with Kittens Slay Dragons and Rissy putting her fist in her mouth and then getting hit on by the ultimate mouth breather.

    Ep 94: Havent Seen it but I Hate it

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2018 62:18


    This is part one of our GenCon 2018 wrap up podcast! We cover how our booth is all grown up, some improv games we played in the halls, and our Star Wars themed show.

    Ep 93: Knee Pads and Titties

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2018 85:43


    Blythe and Amanda have both been Pokemoning so hard, and they also saw Ant-Man and the Wasp. Rissy has been experimenting with chemicals on her own skin. Other topics include Twitter science fights, #GiveUsLegends, spray tanning, Rooster Teeth, and some more DS9. The Dork Pride Chat is about the worst parts of nerd properties and what terrible tie-ins we wish would be created out of them. 

    Ep 92: Cheeto-Filled Pouches

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2018 62:14


    Blythe abandoned this episode of the podcast, so Amanda and Rissy run wild! There are some uncomfortably long conversations about beastiality and it's links to cancer. A conversation about meiosis devolves into what we would carry in our pouches if we were marsupials (it's cheetos). There is also an inexplicably lengthy conversation about the Star Wars universe, considering one of the hosts doesn't consume much of (or even LIKE) the property. They wrap things up with a Dork Pride Chat that covers your favorite snacks while gaming. 

    Ep 91: Whores vs Skanks

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2018 64:42


    Rissy has been getting drunk and writing erotica, Amanda has been laminating ALL of the things, and Blythe is still just watching trash reality tv while she preps stuff for GenCon. We debate which of our parody songs is the MOST filthy, and we wrap up with a Dork Pride Chat that laments some of the amazing nerdy media that we were looking forward to but it was taken away by the man. You know. Gary or whoever. 

    Ep 90: Deadpool's Advocate

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2018 74:41


    Rissy teaches us about more Star Wars EU horrors. Blythe explains why DS9 is bad. Amanda and Blythe encourage Rissy to ignore the haters and keep peeing in the shower. All of the girls want capes to make a come back, and Amanda is allergic to, well, everything. They also decide to start a commune.

    Drunk Ep 16: I Have Decreed It!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2018 76:34


    A special Drunk Pridecast for EVERYONE! If you want more, please consider becoming a Patron. We talk about shitty, delicious food. We have some non-spoilery thoughts on Deadpool 2. Rissy and Blythe talk about creating superhero personas to spite an ex, and Amanda develops a super villain persona. We finish things off with Rissy telling us about her various attempts at writing parodies about Sauron. P.S. Sorry, John!

    Ep 89: Groups of Dysfunctional Assholes

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2018 60:04


    Rissy and Blythe saw Deadpool 2, but Amanda didn't. Rissy has been deep diving into the Star Wars EU for GenCon prep, and she has opinions about it. Amanda has opinions about Rissy's opinions. Blythe finished Sailor Moon Crystal, and thinks you should, too. All 3 ladies recommend watching Legion, but you better be ready to fucking pay attention to that shit. The Dork Pride Chat is about the nerd properties that pissed us off when they went off the goddamn rails. 

    Ep 88: Dickorating

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2018 67:57


    Blythe teaches Rissy about ASMR. Rissy rants about a Magnum PI reboot. Blythe has been watching Sailor Moon Crystal. In the Dork Pride Chat they discuss what shows they'd like to see reboots of. 

    Ep 87: Dirigible Original

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2018 80:16


    Rissy and Blythe are holding down the fort while Amanda is doing science-y things. Rissy celebrated May the Fourth with some much-loved Prequel reviews, while Blythe tortured herself by going to the Scarborough Renaissance Festival. The Dork Pride Chat covers the Met Gala and how we would turn it fashionably nerd-tastic!

    DnD Ep 1: Murder Hobos Incorporated

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2018 78:12


    This is the first episode of our monthly Bonus Podcast called Damsels & Dragons, in which Amanda and Rissy retell their adventures from an ongoing biweekly D&D game. To get future episodes, become a Patron for as little as $1 a month! Also, HUGE thanks to Mikey Mason for allowing us to use his song, Best Game Ever, as our outro theme!

    Ep 86.5: SPOILERCAST Infinity War

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2018 46:16


    The girls discuss all things Avengers: Infinity War. This IS a Spoilercast. There WILL BE Spoilers. You do not want them. We promise. Please listen to this episode AFTER you have seen the film!

    Ep 86: Ringwraith Jism

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2018 67:38


    Amanda is nearly dead from exhaustion, Rissy has been reading some weird-ass Penanggalan erotica, and Blythe defends A Quiet Place. They wrap up by discussing whether or not they would deuce out in an apocalypse during the Dork Pride Chat. 

    Ep 85: Tony Stark is a Dick

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2018 80:25


    We're continuing the week of celebrating our Damselversary! Amanda has fallen down the Pocket Camp hole, Blythe is excited about the apprehension of the Golden State Killer, and Rissy is prepping for Infinity Wars. We discuss our not-completely-nerdy obsessions in the Dork Pride Chat. 

    Ep 84: Problematic Poop

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2018 94:14


    It's a special episode where you get to hear us freak out in real time, as we launch our Patreon drive and blow through almost every single one of our goals in approximatley an hour and a half. Don't worry, we still talk about poop and fanfiction and some Star Trek, too. Listen all the way to the end for us to engage our offline freak out mode.

    Ep 83: Knobby, Veiny Eggplants

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2018 67:26


    We are gearing up for our 8th Damselversary. Blythe's brain is not firing on all cylinders. Amanda has been photoshopping and goes on an adorable little rage for a minute. Rissy knows way too much about properties she's never seen or read. Somehow we get onto a conversation about porn in the woods, and it turns into the Dork Pride Chat. 

    Ep 82: Vitamin Deez Nuts

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2018 76:08


    We talk about our upcoming Damselversary, and all the festivities we are planning! Amanda has been listening to the Critical Role podcast, Rissy has been reading horrible were-romance novels, and Blythe was fucking stoked that Sarah Donner released her EP of Broadway covers that Blythe sang on. The Dork Pride Chat requires the ladies to pick an animal that they would like to be but ONLY for sexual purposes. 

    Ep 81: Double Dragoning

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2018 58:56


    Amanda and Blythe are in love with the girls on the Femsplained podcast. Rissy and Blythe can no longer eat the foods of their youth. Amanda and Rissy have been trapped in a robot dungeon. The Dork Pride Chat is about alternate castings of some of our favorite roles. 

    Ep 80: Something About Time Travel

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2018 83:15


    We discuss the finer points of time travel such as whether fucking yourself is a homosexual act or simply masturbation. Rissy finished the Southern Reach series. Amanda watched Another Period (or HAD another period? We're not sure.). Blythe went to some timeshare presentations on her honeymoon. On purpose. During the Dork Pride Chat, we attempt to create various product lines based on branding them with our favorite nerdy properties.

    Ep 79: Slightly Masculine Barbie Doll

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2018 65:22


    Amanda and Rissy praised book-to-movie adaptations that they enjoyed and shit all over some they hated. Plus, there are bonus beast dicks! The Dork Pride Chat is about what adaptations we have looked forward to but ended up sucking.

    Ep 78: Lugubriously Lovecraft

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2018 58:14


    Amanda watched Archer and Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. Blythe is definitely a Hufflepuff and finds DS9 boring. Rissy has some technical issues, but she's been reading lots of Lovecraftian and Steampunk books! The Dork Pride Chat is about creepy ass shit.

    Ep 77: Fish Shaped Dicks

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2018 51:44


    Rissy went to ZOE Con, Blythe watched Westworld, and Amanda saw Black Panther. They also discuss The Shape of Water, and the pure delight and confusion of watching it without having any idea fucking clue what it is about. The Dork Pride Chat is all about what we're looking forward to! 

    Ep 76: Problematic

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2018 46:08


    It's Valentine's Day and Amanda wants to try something a little different and also let the other girls have the night off. If you were into Gilmore Girls or The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, you're in for a treat. If you weren't, you're in for an education! Buckle up, bitches.

    Ep 75: Damsel Daycare

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2018 67:34


    Amanda is accidentally drunk for this one! Rissy stumbled around the frozen north and almost developed frostbite, Blythe has been playing phone games and painting lovely pictures with curse words on them, and Amanda spent 2 hours in a fabric store and lied to the employees. The Dork Pride Chat is Olympic Sports themed!

    Ep 74: Pee Tales

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2018 58:20


    We share some embarrassing stories, and talk about some role playing experiences as well! The Dork Pride Chat combines the two and we discuss our most embarrassing role playing moments.

    Ep 73: Clone Trooper Boning Escapades

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2018 54:19


    We have new art things for our Patrons that we are super excited about showing off! Rissy is now officially located in America's hat, Blythe wants to touch monkeys regardless of their STDs, and Amanda successfully treated a migraine with alcohol and then played some board games. The Dork Pride Chat covers some of our most epic (or most recent) dreams. 

    Ep 72: Sleepy Blythe is All That Matters

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2018 81:34


    It's 2018! There are lots of new things happening on the Patreon, including a giveaway for the month of January. The ladies discuss the idea of a "fancy dinner" in their youths vs. now. Rissy and Amanda have both taken some questionable Uber rides, and Amanda got cornered by an artist? Or a filmmaker? Or a construction worker? She's still not sure and neither are the rest of us. We wrap up with a Dork Pride Chat all about our "resolutions" for 2018! 

    Drunk Ep 10: Our Pizza Never Came

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2017 62:31


    The girls are drunk AND IN THE SAME ROOM! They talk about some changes to the Drunk bonus episodes coming in 2018, invent an atheist dating site/chess club, and discuss their various holiday experiences. They end the evening with a whole lots of Simpson references and impressions. 

    Ep 71: For Vaginal Use Only

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2017 66:30


    Blythe and Amanda discuss their holiday parties. Amanda asked the hard questions (about alcohol), and Blythe was the ULTIMATE white lady. Meanwhile, Rissy initiated the blondening. The Dork Pride Chat is full of sad admissions about poor fashion/life choices during our teenage years. 

    Ep 70: Corpse Schmorpse

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2017 70:52


    Rissy is wine drunk from her office party, Amanda made an amazing care package, and Blythe launched a new website. They discuss the Patreon debacle, Bring It On, Dollhouse, and naked painting. The Dork Pride Chat covers what holiday gift we would get for our favorite role playing character. 

    Ep 69: Dicks on the Table

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2017 71:15


    It's a special episode number, so there's a whole lot of talk about bits and parts and holes. Blythe is being stalked by a large bug, Amanda is finally over being sick, and Rissy is getting into more Twitter fights. The Dork Pride Chat is about our favorite urban dictionary definitions, and sparks the creation of Sex Hobo. 

    Ep 68: Dear Mr. Jesus

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2017 76:59


    Amanda has been watching cooking shows while trying not to die. Rissy bought a D&D novel and rants about the long line of black people in British royalty. Blythe becam a normal human being again by getting a properly functioning phone, which has been non-stop Pokemon Go and Pocket Camp. The Dork Pride Chat turns into everyone taking swings at their least favorite holiday tunes.

    Drunk Ep 9: Hole Fillin's

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2017 68:57


    The ladies are not quite sober as they discuss Mormons, Thanksgiving, and old people dealing with technology. 

    Ep 67: Thankful for Skullfucking

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2017 49:54


    It's a special, short, pre-Thanksgiving episode! We sent Amanda off to the Mormons this week, but Rissy and Blythe talk about Scientology, Flat Earthers, and what we are thankful for. Somehow, it culminates in a story of Rissy threatening to skullfuck a stranger to death. 

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