Dork Pridecast

We've been on hiatus for a while. We talk about anime. We talk about GenCon. We talk about the future. Then, we sing some opera. Strap in, mother fuckers.

An important podcast announcement! Amanda is graduating, Rissy is getting married, Blythe is taking a VO workshop, and we're all prepping for GenCon. We try to talk Amanda into slipping in some fanfic to her thesis, Rissy regales us with makeup YouTuber drama, and Blythe is excited to be a star!

Rissy is having dreams about dog dicks, Blythe is doing lots of Voice Over things. They are both horny for food and then fall down a Star Trek hole. Dork Pride Chat is about gadgets or properties that just fucking NAILED IT. 

Blythe has been working on Borderlands 3! Amanda has been working on her defense!! Rissy has been working on reading moar books!!! Other topics include: fangirl death threats, Joe Exotic, and twitter mansplaining. The Dork Pride Chat is about the always entertaing "Florida Man." 

Blythe went to New Orleans and then became a champion at being sick. Rissy has been poring over ancient fantasy from the 80's, 90's, and today looking for the word "fuck". Somehow Rissy ends up educating Blythe about the Omegaverse and everyone regrets it. That's the fucking Dork Pride Chat, too. Sorry. 

Amanda and Rissy are on their own, because Blythe was worn out from flashing her titties at Mardi Gras. Amanda set the date to defend her paper (insert muppet flailing here!), and Rissy has been dealing with her teenage cat son. Other topics include toxic masculinity, Captain Marvel, ketamine, meth, and caffeination methods. They also do a mini Damsels & Dragons podcast and discuss the new campaign they've been playing. The Dork Pride Chat is what our hip hop aliases would be.

Amanda had a sex toy malfunction, Rissy has given up her life to her child-cat, and Blythe's brain has been on an unstoppable choreography mission. We may have decided to have a pajama party at our GenCon Patreon party this year with all of the awful drinks and games from our childhoods. Rissy and Amanda made new and challenging characters in preperation for their Dragon Heist game. There's more bad ASMR, sorry. The Dork Pride Chat is all about the foods from tv, movies, and books that we've always wanted to try. 

We start and end the episode with some serious bored, hipster, vocal fry. So fair warning. Amanda went to Seattle, Rissy read some fucking books, and Blythe switched from iPhone to Android. The Dork Pride Chat plays off a conversation about doing a remake of popular movies in different styles.

Amanda is getting ready for an interview by not sleeping and not really eating either. Blythe has been exercising her super power of recognizing voices. Rissy drags us into the most terrifying parts of the internet and makes us talk about injecting yourself with jizz as well as some incel bullshit. The Dork Pride Chat is about what weird things we once believed were biologically possible when we were younger.

Over the last week, we read some erotica, updated our Patreon levels, and created our own Discord server! Blythe watched Bandersnatch. Rissy introduced some poor, unfortunate Canadians to The Room. Amanda engaged in Craftsmas and crocheted ALL of the things. The Dork Pride Chat is all about what is coming in 2019 that we are excited about!!

There are changes to the Patreon happening in 2019. Blythe saw that dumb Grindelwald movie and regrets it, but she also got a new bidet! Rissy finished (and loved) the latest George R. R. Martin book. Amanda rage quit an anime, but has been really enjoying drawfee on the YouTubes. The Dork Pride Chat is inspired by Travelers on Netflix. 

Blythe has been playing Pokemon Go (sort of), reading business-y books, and watching baking shows. Amanda has been playing dumb, delightful mobile games with tents and trees and (possibly) winning her death pool. Rissy has been reading Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell, old school 2nd ed D&D tie-in fiction, and admits that she is a trash, garbage person when it comes to George R. R. Martin's latest and she doesn't care. The Dork Pride Chat gets real weird about some dude called Matt Walsh. There are dolphins, maybe curses?, and eventually praying furries away or something. I don’t know. You can come to your own conclusions. 

We have a very special guest for our very special 100th episode! Dani Price (aka Dani Snow), our ORIGINAL green Damsel joins us and we catch up on what she's been up to for the last 6 or 7 years. She's worked for LootCrate, DC Comics, and LA Comicon. Plus, we force her to talk about her time on a nerdy SyFy reality show. Amanda is officially published and now searching for post doc programs!! We discuss how your perception of protagonists can change as you get older, and there is also some real weird cat mom conversations. The Dork Pride Chat covers what awful, retro things we hope never come back.

Topics of conversation include: Pokemon Go, renaissance festivals, Gudetama, spoopy horror movies, ASMR (and farts). Dork Pride Chat is about what IP we would like to see all sexed up.

Blythe is dealing with family bullshit and she is very behind and also very sorry. She has also been reading House of Leaves and finishing Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood. Rissy is gathering produce and rejecting twee Loki. Amanda is reading all of the Robin Hobb trilogies and submitting almost perfect science papers like a true Ravenclaw. The Dork Pride Chat covers our favorite comfort books to read. 

We started our new schedule! Amanda and Rissy kicked it old school with their gaming group, which launched a conversation about what junk food we love/hate and we just. kept. coming. back. to. it. Blythe has inexplicably started playing Neopets again and she's sorry but also not sorry but also mad at the Femsplained girls for causing this. We also discuss our opinions on Slut-o-ween (for), spraining fingers (against), pee stories (for/against), pumpkin spice (for (fuck off)), and drugs (we dont know, ask Rissy). The Dork Pride Chat is ALSO about shitty fast food, but we imagine what fast food would be like in some of our favorite universes.

We start off with the thing you want most from us: Adam Corolla take downs. Rissy has been reading some flaccid scifi, Amanda jumped into Full Metal Alchemist, and Blythe is finally finishing Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. The Dork Pride Chat is about all those little moments at a convention that may not seem like much, but they make a convention special. 

Part two of the GenCon wrap up podcast! We start with a story of how Rissy legitimately farted in Blythe's face, so the entire podcast has a theme. We also discuss our VERY cool, exclusive, and musical-guest filled Patron party, as well as the possibly greatest on-stage experience we have ever had in our performance of Hamilthrones. We wound down with Kittens Slay Dragons and Rissy putting her fist in her mouth and then getting hit on by the ultimate mouth breather.

This is part one of our GenCon 2018 wrap up podcast! We cover how our booth is all grown up, some improv games we played in the halls, and our Star Wars themed show.

Blythe and Amanda have both been Pokemoning so hard, and they also saw Ant-Man and the Wasp. Rissy has been experimenting with chemicals on her own skin. Other topics include Twitter science fights, #GiveUsLegends, spray tanning, Rooster Teeth, and some more DS9. The Dork Pride Chat is about the worst parts of nerd properties and what terrible tie-ins we wish would be created out of them. 

Blythe abandoned this episode of the podcast, so Amanda and Rissy run wild! There are some uncomfortably long conversations about beastiality and it's links to cancer. A conversation about meiosis devolves into what we would carry in our pouches if we were marsupials (it's cheetos). There is also an inexplicably lengthy conversation about the Star Wars universe, considering one of the hosts doesn't consume much of (or even LIKE) the property. They wrap things up with a Dork Pride Chat that covers your favorite snacks while gaming. 

Rissy has been getting drunk and writing erotica, Amanda has been laminating ALL of the things, and Blythe is still just watching trash reality tv while she preps stuff for GenCon. We debate which of our parody songs is the MOST filthy, and we wrap up with a Dork Pride Chat that laments some of the amazing nerdy media that we were looking forward to but it was taken away by the man. You know. Gary or whoever. 

Rissy teaches us about more Star Wars EU horrors. Blythe explains why DS9 is bad. Amanda and Blythe encourage Rissy to ignore the haters and keep peeing in the shower. All of the girls want capes to make a come back, and Amanda is allergic to, well, everything. They also decide to start a commune.

A special Drunk Pridecast for EVERYONE! If you want more, please consider becoming a Patron. We talk about shitty, delicious food. We have some non-spoilery thoughts on Deadpool 2. Rissy and Blythe talk about creating superhero personas to spite an ex, and Amanda develops a super villain persona. We finish things off with Rissy telling us about her various attempts at writing parodies about Sauron. P.S. Sorry, John!

Rissy and Blythe saw Deadpool 2, but Amanda didn't. Rissy has been deep diving into the Star Wars EU for GenCon prep, and she has opinions about it. Amanda has opinions about Rissy's opinions. Blythe finished Sailor Moon Crystal, and thinks you should, too. All 3 ladies recommend watching Legion, but you better be ready to fucking pay attention to that shit. The Dork Pride Chat is about the nerd properties that pissed us off when they went off the goddamn rails. 

Blythe teaches Rissy about ASMR. Rissy rants about a Magnum PI reboot. Blythe has been watching Sailor Moon Crystal. In the Dork Pride Chat they discuss what shows they'd like to see reboots of. 

Rissy and Blythe are holding down the fort while Amanda is doing science-y things. Rissy celebrated May the Fourth with some much-loved Prequel reviews, while Blythe tortured herself by going to the Scarborough Renaissance Festival. The Dork Pride Chat covers the Met Gala and how we would turn it fashionably nerd-tastic!

This is the first episode of our monthly Bonus Podcast called Damsels & Dragons, in which Amanda and Rissy retell their adventures from an ongoing biweekly D&D game. To get future episodes, become a Patron for as little as $1 a month! Also, HUGE thanks to Mikey Mason for allowing us to use his song, Best Game Ever, as our outro theme!

The girls discuss all things Avengers: Infinity War. This IS a Spoilercast. There WILL BE Spoilers. You do not want them. We promise. Please listen to this episode AFTER you have seen the film!

Amanda is nearly dead from exhaustion, Rissy has been reading some weird-ass Penanggalan erotica, and Blythe defends A Quiet Place. They wrap up by discussing whether or not they would deuce out in an apocalypse during the Dork Pride Chat. 

We're continuing the week of celebrating our Damselversary! Amanda has fallen down the Pocket Camp hole, Blythe is excited about the apprehension of the Golden State Killer, and Rissy is prepping for Infinity Wars. We discuss our not-completely-nerdy obsessions in the Dork Pride Chat. 

It's a special episode where you get to hear us freak out in real time, as we launch our Patreon drive and blow through almost every single one of our goals in approximatley an hour and a half. Don't worry, we still talk about poop and fanfiction and some Star Trek, too. Listen all the way to the end for us to engage our offline freak out mode.

We are gearing up for our 8th Damselversary. Blythe's brain is not firing on all cylinders. Amanda has been photoshopping and goes on an adorable little rage for a minute. Rissy knows way too much about properties she's never seen or read. Somehow we get onto a conversation about porn in the woods, and it turns into the Dork Pride Chat. 

We talk about our upcoming Damselversary, and all the festivities we are planning! Amanda has been listening to the Critical Role podcast, Rissy has been reading horrible were-romance novels, and Blythe was fucking stoked that Sarah Donner released her EP of Broadway covers that Blythe sang on. The Dork Pride Chat requires the ladies to pick an animal that they would like to be but ONLY for sexual purposes. 

Amanda and Blythe are in love with the girls on the Femsplained podcast. Rissy and Blythe can no longer eat the foods of their youth. Amanda and Rissy have been trapped in a robot dungeon. The Dork Pride Chat is about alternate castings of some of our favorite roles. 

We discuss the finer points of time travel such as whether fucking yourself is a homosexual act or simply masturbation. Rissy finished the Southern Reach series. Amanda watched Another Period (or HAD another period? We're not sure.). Blythe went to some timeshare presentations on her honeymoon. On purpose. During the Dork Pride Chat, we attempt to create various product lines based on branding them with our favorite nerdy properties.

Amanda and Rissy praised book-to-movie adaptations that they enjoyed and shit all over some they hated. Plus, there are bonus beast dicks! The Dork Pride Chat is about what adaptations we have looked forward to but ended up sucking.

Amanda watched Archer and Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. Blythe is definitely a Hufflepuff and finds DS9 boring. Rissy has some technical issues, but she's been reading lots of Lovecraftian and Steampunk books! The Dork Pride Chat is about creepy ass shit.

Rissy went to ZOE Con, Blythe watched Westworld, and Amanda saw Black Panther. They also discuss The Shape of Water, and the pure delight and confusion of watching it without having any idea fucking clue what it is about. The Dork Pride Chat is all about what we're looking forward to! 

It's Valentine's Day and Amanda wants to try something a little different and also let the other girls have the night off. If you were into Gilmore Girls or The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, you're in for a treat. If you weren't, you're in for an education! Buckle up, bitches.

Amanda is accidentally drunk for this one! Rissy stumbled around the frozen north and almost developed frostbite, Blythe has been playing phone games and painting lovely pictures with curse words on them, and Amanda spent 2 hours in a fabric store and lied to the employees. The Dork Pride Chat is Olympic Sports themed!

We share some embarrassing stories, and talk about some role playing experiences as well! The Dork Pride Chat combines the two and we discuss our most embarrassing role playing moments.

We have new art things for our Patrons that we are super excited about showing off! Rissy is now officially located in America's hat, Blythe wants to touch monkeys regardless of their STDs, and Amanda successfully treated a migraine with alcohol and then played some board games. The Dork Pride Chat covers some of our most epic (or most recent) dreams. 

It's 2018! There are lots of new things happening on the Patreon, including a giveaway for the month of January. The ladies discuss the idea of a "fancy dinner" in their youths vs. now. Rissy and Amanda have both taken some questionable Uber rides, and Amanda got cornered by an artist? Or a filmmaker? Or a construction worker? She's still not sure and neither are the rest of us. We wrap up with a Dork Pride Chat all about our "resolutions" for 2018! 

The girls are drunk AND IN THE SAME ROOM! They talk about some changes to the Drunk bonus episodes coming in 2018, invent an atheist dating site/chess club, and discuss their various holiday experiences. They end the evening with a whole lots of Simpson references and impressions. 

Blythe and Amanda discuss their holiday parties. Amanda asked the hard questions (about alcohol), and Blythe was the ULTIMATE white lady. Meanwhile, Rissy initiated the blondening. The Dork Pride Chat is full of sad admissions about poor fashion/life choices during our teenage years. 

Rissy is wine drunk from her office party, Amanda made an amazing care package, and Blythe launched a new website. They discuss the Patreon debacle, Bring It On, Dollhouse, and naked painting. The Dork Pride Chat covers what holiday gift we would get for our favorite role playing character. 

It's a special episode number, so there's a whole lot of talk about bits and parts and holes. Blythe is being stalked by a large bug, Amanda is finally over being sick, and Rissy is getting into more Twitter fights. The Dork Pride Chat is about our favorite urban dictionary definitions, and sparks the creation of Sex Hobo. 

Amanda has been watching cooking shows while trying not to die. Rissy bought a D&D novel and rants about the long line of black people in British royalty. Blythe becam a normal human being again by getting a properly functioning phone, which has been non-stop Pokemon Go and Pocket Camp. The Dork Pride Chat turns into everyone taking swings at their least favorite holiday tunes.

The ladies are not quite sober as they discuss Mormons, Thanksgiving, and old people dealing with technology. 

It's a special, short, pre-Thanksgiving episode! We sent Amanda off to the Mormons this week, but Rissy and Blythe talk about Scientology, Flat Earthers, and what we are thankful for. Somehow, it culminates in a story of Rissy threatening to skullfuck a stranger to death.