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After killing Deba'ar, William is arrested and thrown into jail. The rest of the party still needs to deliver Tristan's mystery package. Looks like there's going to be a prison break. I wonder what calculated, well thought out plan are they going to orchestrate?
Want to know William's backstory or what he was going to do in Andover? Great! That's not what you're getting here. Instead, enjoy the antics of our trigger-happy party and the duality of their newest member as they find out that their actions have consequences. Let's hope they don't lose Wendy's package.
I'll take you to the Magic shop Check out the satchels that I got Mainly role play and there's a lot Theo'din and his backstory plot, whoa I'll take you to the Magic shop (yeah) Wendy shares info that she got  (uh-huh) Laz breaks an arm, it went pop (come on) Their thirst for violence can't be stopped, whoa Brought to you by Wendy's Wares and Wonders
Tonight only, at the Bard Rock, two critically acclaimed bands compete to become the greatest troop of bards in all the land. Bardy Rock and Bardz II Men go head to head, amp to amp, spell to spell in tonight's no holds barred event... Battle of the Bards!
Welcome to Andover, a bustling city off the coast of Sproates. To the west is Sunset Wharf, where trade ships and travelers from around the world come to dock in our fine city. In the distance, you can see Castle Herse. Home to King Theodor Herse the Dragons' Bane. We are now coming up to the Market District where you will be able to find Wendy's Wares and Wonders. A famous shop for its magical goods. And to your left, you can see a teenage boy getting his fingers broken and peed on by a Teifling, two Humans, and a Gnome. Moving along. We're walking, we're walking.
On the continent of Sproates is the city of Andover, a bustling metropolitan teeming with opportunity. The party has finally made their way to within its gates... time to stir up some trouble!
After their brutal defeat, the party is taken as prisoners and tortured for information... Wait, it's the other way around? The heroes have taken prisoners and started torturing them? They're lighting them on fire and urinating on them?... Yeah, that sounds like them. Join the party as they learn about the Serpent's Blade and about themselves.
What has the party gotten themselves into this time? The toll to pass was 10 gold a head and now it's their lives. Knowing the party, everything is going to go smoothly with little to no torture. This one's combat heavy episode that's a little longer than usual... Enjoy!
This episode is a prime example to why Active Listening is important as a GM, as well as, remembering that your players will always be dicks. After messing with the caravan one last time, the party is stopped by a toll road by some shady guardsmen. I wonder how they will deal with this?
We're back and the party is up to their same old shenanigans! They join up with a caravan on their way to Andover, but Theo'din can't help himself but to get into some mischief. I need to keep reminding myself that they're not traditional "heroes". If you listen carefully, you can hear me die inside.
The Party make their way back to Rizer Bay to let Oliver know what is going on with Penelope and plan how they will be getting to Andover. Luckily, a caravan just got in heading the same way... Convenient! Sounds like a good way to meet people.
Laz, Theo'din, and Melegeant have a genie pants party in Leomund's Tiny Hut and take some time to identify the different magical items they got from Penelope... Oh! And JiJi faces off against an Oni by himself.
Chris finishes up his one shot with Charity, Rodalam, and Claudia making their way into the city, but instead of "claiming their prize" they decide to mess things up. Hopefully, Grammy Award winner, Seal can stop them.
It's Chris' turn in the GM seat and he guides a party of Magical Girls in his adventure! Charity, Claudia, and Rodalam wake up in a mysterious underground room only to be thrown into a fight to the death. "Blast and ask" or "Smash and dash"?
Come on down to your local hag lair for all your questing needs. Looking for strange occurrences and eerie happenings or maybe you're looking for a nice place for dinner. Well, you're sure to find it here, all we require is that you enter into a blood pact... So, what can we help you with?
The Party makes their way through the hag's lair and follow their curiosity. They take some souvenirs and run some experiments. It's a good thing they live in a world of fantasy and loose laws because if this was the real world they'd be done.
The party finds out that Penelope has a really nice home. It's pretty secure, it's two stories, and it comes complete with the heads of your loved ones in jars... Maybe it's not that nice. It doesn't even have a pool. Psssh!
After some daring acrobatics and butting heads, the party makes it's way across the chasm and head into the fourth and final chamber. Hopefully they will be able to suppress their killer instinct enough to not murder one another before they make it to Spinal... I mean Penelope
The party makes there way further into the cave and comes across some strange things and keep a few souvenirs. Still, it doesn't take Admiral Ackbar to recognize a trap when they see one. What will the party do?... probably set it off.
The Itsy Bitsy Ettercap Dwelled inside a cave In came the adventurers And stabbed it with their blades Out came its blood And it covered everyone Now they go to find Penelope To see what can be done
The party ventures into a mysterious cave hoping to find Penelope and get more information to save Freya. But what dangers lurk in the shadows and how will the party manage? Good thing they're a competent bunch with their wits about them... wait.
The party makes their way through the Denglish Forest to find Penelope's hideout, but something is off. Something's out there and it sounds hungry. Hopefully they can use their skills to deal with this challenge... *whispers* Hail Hydra
The Saddle Hawkins dance is saved, but the town is still acting strangely. Why are all the citizens so obsessed with Delilah? The party continues to use terrible horse puns and their brash personalities to solve the case. Special thanks to Keelin for always GM'ing for us! You can follow her on Instagram @k33linann
There is trouble in Appleloosa. There has been some strange events happening and now the Saddle Hawkins dance is in danger of being canceled. Can the party find Delilah and save the town? Special thanks to Keelin for always GM'ing for us! You can follow her on Instagram @k33linann
Yisland gathers her squad and warns them of the danger that threatens the world. The party must now decide to take on this threat or allow the world to perish. Either way Laz get a sweet sword.
The Party faces off against the Barlgura, while the portal connects the different planes. Who knows where the portal leads or what else can come through. At least the party is still alive... I'm making a note here: "huge success!" Special Thanks to Gail Manipon for her vocals.
Amara, the guardian of the Denglish Forest, helps the party deal with these ape like creatures that have escaped into their world. Good thing they have more than just butterfly nets. Let's hope they can dispatch of them quickly and close the rift before anything else gets out.
Each of the party members get some downtime to unwind before leaving Rizer Bay and venturing off to find Penelope. But a stranger is weary of letting them into the Denglish Forest. Special Thanks to Rachel Jones for coming out and playing with us!
The village is a mess after the attack and the party is left to clean it up. Laz and Theo'din learn of Freya's kidnapping and it seems to have hit JiJi pretty hard. They forgot about Dre...
How is the party suppose to deal with this?! Giant two headed ogres? Sentient piles of urine soaked trash? It looks like they have their hands full. Freya should be okay though, right? The horse galloping sfx used for Persidious were provided by Audio Productions and the monster footsteps sfx were provided by jamesrodavidson from ProFX, check them out on Youtube!
The party fights to keep Freya safe from a new threat that has come to the village. It's just one guy though, right? What could he possibly do? The horse galloping sfx used for Persidious were provided by Audio Productions and the monster footsteps sfx were provided by jamesrodavidson from ProFX, check them out on Youtube!
The Party enjoys a fun-filled day at the festival. It looks like everything is coming up Milhouse! Rizer Bay is liberated, the villagers are safe; what could possibly go wrong? If you would like to game with us, check us out on PSN/Steam Rian - inky_the_pirate Brandon - Padangs/Padangs Chris - hashtagswag88
Looks like the Festival is starting a day early with a bonfire to purify the village of the evils that terrorized them, but with Penelope still alive, Laz is not ready to celebrate just yet. Theo'din is dealing with his own problems and JiJi is not making things any better. And Melegeant is staying true to his word and keeping up his end of the bargain with Joshua. Again, the Medieval Battle Sound FX for Laz's dream were provided by Ject Production + and SoundDoom Channel. Check them out on Youtube, just search SoundDoom Channel.
The Party gets word that a certain dwarf is weaving tales of lies regarding the Hag to the people of Rizer Bay and this doesn't sit well with Theo'din. Sounds like an example must be made. The Horse galloping Sound FX used for Persidious were provided by Audio Productions. Check them out on Youtube!
JiJi gets the party kicked out of the Cromwell home, Laz has a bad dream, and the people of Rizer Bay put their preparations for the Festival on hold to take care of some Hag business. Never a dull moment with these guys. The Medieval Battle Sound FX were provided by Ject Production + and SoundDoom Channel. Check them out on Youtube, just search SoundDoom Channel.
After their fight with Eleanor and Penelope, the party is left to piece together what's going on and to fix the broken village. They search for clues at the village elder's home and try to find out info on Hags from Monty, the resident cleric. It seems that the only thing that can stop them now is a "steel trap" memory and poor rolls. Follow us: Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/dquesticles/?ref=bookmarks Twitter and Instagram - @dquesticles Website - dragonquesticles.com Email - dragonquesticles@gmail.com
The Party slowly uncovers the village elder's dark secrets and have a run in with the Moon goddess. How will the party escape from Rizer Bay or are they doomed to suffer the same fate as the people they found in the dungeon?
The Weavers of Durendor are ambushed and must fight their way out of the forest. What do we have here now? Do you want to ride or die? La dadada la la la la Our hearts go out to all those affected by the horrific mass shooting in Las Vegas. If you would like to help the victims and their families during this trying time, please consider giving to the Las Vegas Victims' Fund. Thank you for your support #VegasStrong
This week Brandon GM's! We are the Weavers of Durendor and are tasked with a mission from the Emperor. Special thanks to Elmer Abapo for providing the interlude music for the episode. You can check out his stuff at http://www.elmerabapo.com/ Our hearts go out to all those affected by the horrific mass shooting in Las Vegas. If you would like to help the victims and their families during this trying time, please consider giving to the Las Vegas Victims' Fund. Thank you for your support #VegasStrong
The Party stumbles across a secret magical item while investigating the communal service center and conduct some experiment with it... for science! Special thanks to Darren Curtis and Elmer Abapo for providing the music for the episode. You can check out their stuff at https://www.darrencurtismusic.com/ and http://www.elmerabapo.com/ respectively. Our hearts go out to all those affected by the horrific mass shooting in Las Vegas. If you would like to help the victims and their families during this trying time, please consider giving to the Las Vegas Victims' Fund. Thank you for your support #VegasStrong
The party goes toe to toe with the local militia... or should I say ascot to ascot! Special thanks to Darren Curtis and Elmer Abapo for providing the music for the episode. You can check out their stuff at https://www.darrencurtismusic.com/ and http://www.elmerabapo.com/ respectively. Our hearts go out to all those affected by the horrific mass shooting in Las Vegas. If you would like to help the victims and their families during this trying time, please consider giving to the Las Vegas Victims' Fund. Thank you for your support #VegasStrong
The Party ties up some loose ends while unraveling the secrets of the village of Rizer Bay. Special thanks to Darren Curtis and Elmer Abapo for providing the music for the episode. You can check out their stuff at https://www.darrencurtismusic.com/ and http://www.elmerabapo.com/ respectively. Our hearts go out to all those affected by the horrific mass shooting in Las Vegas. If you would like to help the victims and their families during this trying time, please consider giving to the Las Vegas Victims' Fund. Thank you for your support #VegasStrong
The Party gets the opportunity to explore the village and decide to do a bit of shopping Special thanks to Darren Curtis and Elmer Abapo for providing the music for the episode. You can check out their stuff at https://www.darrencurtismusic.com/ and http://www.elmerabapo.com/ respectively. Our hearts go out to all those affected by the horrific mass shooting in Las Vegas. If you would like to help the victims and their families during this trying time, please consider giving to the Las Vegas Victims' Fund. Thank you for your support #VegasStrong
The Party meets the locals in the village tavern and for some reason everyone has terrible southern accents Special thanks to Darren Curtis and Elmer Abapo for providing the music for the episode. You can check out their stuff at https://www.darrencurtismusic.com/ and http://www.elmerabapo.com/ respectively. Our hearts go out to all those affected by the horrific mass shooting in Las Vegas earlier this week. If you would like to help the victims and their families during this trying time, please consider giving to the Las Vegas Victims' Fund. Thank you for your support #VegasStrong
The party makes it to Rizer bay, but something is bothering Laz that puts everyone on high alert. Special thanks to Darren Curtis and Elmer Abapo for providing the music for the episode. You can check out their stuff at https://www.darrencurtismusic.com/ and http://www.elmerabapo.com/ respectively. Our hearts go out to all those affected by the horrific mass shooting in Las Vegas earlier this week. If you would like to help the victims and their families during this trying time, please consider giving to the Las Vegas Victims' Fund. Thank you for your support #VegasStrong
The party does some damage control with the crew without losing any of that charm we have come to love. Special thanks to Darren Curtis and Elmer Abapo for providing the music for the episode. You can check out their stuff at https://www.darrencurtismusic.com/ and http://www.elmerabapo.com/ respectively. Our hearts go out to all those affected by the horrific mass shooting in Las Vegas earlier this week. If you would like to help the victims and their families during this trying time, please consider giving to the Las Vegas Victims' Fund. Thank you for your support #VegasStrong
Can the party and the local breakdancers save the community rec center from being bulldozed by the sea Kraken? Special thanks to Darren Curtis and Elmer Abapo for providing the music for the episode. You can check out their stuff at https://www.darrencurtismusic.com/ and http://www.elmerabapo.com/ respectively. Our hearts go out to all those affected by the horrific mass shooting in Las Vegas earlier this week. If you would like to help the victims and their families during this trying time, please consider giving to the Las Vegas Victims' Fund. Thank you for your support #VegasStrong
The Party gets a boat, so let's get things Kraken! Can they survive with minimal damage to the ship? Special thanks to Darren Curtis and Elmer Abapo for providing the music for the episode. You can check out their stuff at https://www.darrencurtismusic.com/ and http://www.elmerabapo.com/ respectively. Our hearts go out to all those affected by the horrific mass shooting in Las Vegas earlier this week. If you would like to help the victims and their families during this trying time, please consider giving to the Las Vegas Victims' Fund. Thank you for your support #VegasStrong
The party has no chill. They are no longer captured, but what are they going to do now? Special thanks to Darren Curtis and Elmer Abapo for providing the music for the episode. You can check out their stuff at https://www.darrencurtismusic.com/ and http://www.elmerabapo.com/ respectively. Our hearts go out to all those affected by the horrific mass shooting in Las Vegas earlier this week. If you would like to help the victims and their families during this trying time, please consider giving to the Las Vegas Victims' Fund. Thank you for your support #VegasStrong
Quick, man the cannons. The Cap'n is coming! Special thanks to Darren Curtis and Elmer Abapo for providing the music for the episode. You can check out their stuff at https://www.darrencurtismusic.com/ and http://www.elmerabapo.com/ respectively. Our hearts go out to all those affected by the horrific mass shooting in Las Vegas earlier this week. If you would like to help the victims and their families during this trying time, please consider giving to the Las Vegas Victims' Fund. Thank you for your support #VegasStrong
The Party escaped, now what? Take over the ship! Too bad we got a bunch of pesky pirates littering the place. Looks like we have to bring out the murder... Special thanks to Darren Curtis and Elmer Abapo for providing the music for the episode. You can check out their stuff at https://www.darrencurtismusic.com/ and http://www.elmerabapo.com/ respectively.
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