F This Podcast!

Despite some audio difficulties, the dudes prevail and bring you 82 minutes of pure badass. I'm only saying this because I forget what actually happened.

After a long legal battle, we're back again. The final ultimate show intro. Major news items: Fred Willard, the shooting, chick fillet, some other crap, and then Sam gets attacked by not one, but TWO raptors.

New intros! Call me Tom. More shower stories, p90x2. Carpool Lane, going away parties, motorcycle gang. Idiotic work sayings, guy washing his car.

Re-return of the Mack. Worscht sause, Lulvul. DMV just for me. Cops breaking the rules. Organ doning. Old people giving directions again. Just for Men baby commercial. "Expensive" 99 cent apps. Catholics digging up fossils. Tupac and Coachella.

Another T and the B review, amazing user-submitted picture. Locker room question, sayings. People working out. Bud commercial "gather around". Idiot scientists. Return of the Mack Part 1

Show guests, contest winner! Ignoring texts and calls, months of the year, the head monkey, lotto gripes, FB status, Hunger games review.

This episode ruled. Seriously. Just look at the name. But, you can't listen to it unless you write us an iTunes review. No, really. We've programmed it to give you HIV/AIDS if you haven't written us a review.

Facebook timeline, massage pain therapy, lazy fat parking garage losers, daylight savings time. Weekly zoo segment, government waste, email sign off - Thomas, radio commercial, Bridgestone commercial.

More user comments, Star Wars observations from a 2 year old, apartheid job, deleting drug habits, exposition, WoW emails, kids' cartcars, something that no one will understand, turban commercial.

Colds that infect your soul, iTunes review of the week, Vitamin water servings, tipping anyone who touches money, a new assignment for the intricate lies division. Generic brands. Serial Killers. AT&T 4g commercials. Superstitions.

We're back? Helicopter decapitation, doors that swing bolth ways. Boxing sucks, Christian Mingle success stories. Mormon Mingle. Get compfartable, everyone.

Genuine thanks for the A-hole email, pointless headlines, that's not the definition of insanity, Sam's stroke when faced with pictures in the dictionary, luck be a lady, Gary Shambles, a truck with food in it, the one and only Christian Mingle, GoDaddy.

Sam's episode. Facebook attention, PONCE, Fedex golf club commercials, Pretty girls should have all the greeting jobs, super long baseball game story with scalpers. 9/11 9th anniversary.

Email tip of the day, engagement rings with teeth, playing video games is the same as creating them, monkey teeth, inbox full, pronunciations, peanut butter ant farm, holy money.

Movies all suck, strangulation=success, hows your funeral coming along? Death to hair. Weed smoke machines, I agree with all 67 pages.

Error, Sam didn't write me.

The description for this podcast was lost in the great Y2K flood/fire/radiation/massacre/?/yeah/death/explosion/implosion/inconvenience/computer.

News no one needs to know about, dark helmet, dot races, whatever, who cares about anything except for that kid and Josh Hamilton.

Weather reports. Bull suits. Personalized plates, BGJNSN3. Crosswalk father of the year. Why are you at this little kid party? Gimmie the "I don't want to be noticed" cut. Kitten Caboodles. Men at work. Are you on the team? Casey B Anthony.

Father's Day Spectacular! Marvin Gaye. Uh, I'll just google map it. We can put a man on the moon, but we can't control the weather? Hindsight is actually a cointoss. FU, please. Hairy monkey men and their mean women. Oh my aching back.

King James is rich. Automotive payroll systems. Why won't you sell me your crap? Real meat is clean, fake meat is gross. Stupid phrases. Something about M. Bison from Street Fighter and Mars Volta. Humans and the slightest temperature change.

Small children interactions. Talk to the robot because the face aint listening, Blood duping "You scared the crap out of me in this totally public place!" Not even anything happens for a reason. Find your soulmate Homer. In your face, space coyote!

High class limousine services, entrance solutions. How many handicapped parking spots does it take to change a light bulb? Cutting Comcast. Sleeping rituals. "It is to be understood spiritually" Big sunglasses. "That's not how it occurs in nature."

Got any good raptor recipes? "I'm in the carney business". I'm not important, but my signature is. Unsubscribe me. Don't visit WebMD.com, it doesn't know what is wrong with you. WTF is a sneeze whisperer? Jesus wants you! to give me money.

Why am I even writing this? There's no point, the raptors are coming to kill us all. Audio cable price gouging. WTF does a godparent even do? Nickleback sucks more or less than Wolfmother. Enough with the Fockers already. Water kills.

Video game store nerdployees. Osama is still dead right? Use your turn signal! Hats serve a purpose beyond making you look like a d-bag? Wolfmother YOU SUCK! Mike Patton says so. Who gives an S about gay marriage? Busted! for being a normal person.

Soup Nazis. Impatient microwaves. If killing Osama Bin-Laden is wrong, we don't want to be right. "If anyone asks, I'll be in the Hudson". Idiots trying to get killed at crosswalks. Facebook tagging. A coal miner says what? Unholy haircuts.

The worst/best band of all time. Getting Wells Farg-owned. Alien g-mail verification. "What the hell did that coal miner say?". Ass-gaskets and Lady Ass-Gasket. Why did you die for us J-man?

Things, things, and more things. Computer literacy; stories; "Act Now!;" Iraqi oil; soundtracks; horse racing; some more great commercials; and a brand new little segment!

Access main program... access main security... Fun with sound clips, tales of 1st world medical problems, f those humans, and the Ten Commandments! I HATE THIS HACKER CRAP!

Bonus episode this week! There's just too much to complain about to contain us to only one episode this week: stories, rehashed music that was good the first time, and the ultimate master class of bad acting in our commercials segment!

Some technology observations, dinner parties with Elmo, dogs and cats living together in the city, the AFTERLIFE, some great crap commercials, and an EXTRA special segment!

Sam tells his life story; racquetball doubles losers; freak show news stories; I'm Dan Hesse, CEO of Sprint; and an extra special breakdown of the show "Ghost Hunters" for this week's stupid sh*t people believe!