Garden Plots with Skeletor

Sadly, due to unavoidable real-life difficulties, we're going to have to take a break in order to make sure that season three wraps up in the way it deserves. Thank you for your understanding and we'll see you in 2024!

not really sure if this counts as a gpws episode tbh, but this is how the big man wants to manage his feed, so whatevs. i think perfuma may have gone mad with power or something. Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Perfuma: Meganbob Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard

FEAR THE GREAT AND UNKNOWABLE EPISODE SEVEN! BUT WITHIN FEAR LIES KNOWLEDGE--KNOWLEDGE OF LAVENDER! AFTER DRINKING DEEP OF THE WISDOM HEREIN, YOU WILL BE LEFT WITH ALL THE ACTIONABLE INFORMATION YOU COULD DREAM OF REGARDING LAVENDER: WHAT TYPE OF SOIL TO USE, HOW MUCH WATER TO GIVE IT, AND WHETHER IT IS SAFE FOR PETS AND IDIOTIC MINIONS! AND... THAT'S IT, ACTUALLY! YES, DESPITE THE PRESENCE OF A THREE-AND-A-HALF-YEAR-OLD IN THIS RECORDING, THINGS WENT QUITE SMOOTHLY! PERHAPS OVERLY SMOOTHLY! BUT NEVER LET IT BE SAID THAT SKELETOR DOES NOT TAKE THE UNEXPECTED AND TURN IT INTO VICTORY! NOT TODAY, MY OWN PETARD! NYAHAHAHAHA!

NOTHING ESCAPES THE COLD AND MERCILESS GAZE OF EPISODE SIX OF GARDEN PLOTS WITH SKELETOR! MY OWN GAZE IS SIMILARLY COLD, MERCILESS, AND INESCAPABLE--AND IT HAS NOT ESCAPED MY ATTENTION THAT SOME OF YOU HAVE BEEN COMPLAINING OF LATE OF A "LACK" OF "PLANT CONTENT" ON THIS "PLANT PODCAST" IN FAVOR OF AN "OVERABUNDANCE" OF "CHARACTER-CENTRIC SCHTICK!" WELL, THAT CHANGES NOW! OR, PERHAPS MORE ACCURATELY, SOON! WHILE WE DON'T GET AS INTO THE TOPICS OF TRIOSTAR STROMANTHES AND CHICKWEED AS ONE MIGHT DESIRE, AND WHILE THERE IS, PERHAPS, MORE THAN A LITTLE SCHTICK INVOLVING ONE OR MORE CHARACTERS, YOU WILL SOON SEE THAT THE SEEDS HAVE BEEN SOWN FOR A RETURN TO THE GLORY DAYS OF PLANT-BASED CONTENT! HA! SEEDS! SEE?! ALREADY MY PLANS BEGIN TO BEAR FRUIT! ALSO A PLANT REFERENCE! NYAHAHAHAHA!

Greetings to you, Pointer Pals, whether you be aquatic, land-based, or amphibious like yours truly, and welcome to the latest installment of the internet's greatest Garden Plots with Skeletor recap podcast, Garden Plot Points with Mer-Man! In this exciting episode, we sit down with none other than Duncan (FKA Man-At-Arms) for a chat about everyone's favorite show, Garden Plots with Skeletor! We chat about the goings-on at the Royal Palace of Eternia, the status of Prince Adam's alignment, and what family-oriented cable channel is best to put on to avoid scaring whatever Ram Man or Beast Man you may have in your life. Plus, we dig into the juicy gossip about his relationship with Skeletor! Are the rumors like a shipwreck, full of glittering treasure just waiting to be discovered? Or are they more like hydrothermal vents: just a lot of hot air? You won't want to miss this one, Mer-Mateys! Cast: Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard Man-At-Arms: Jarod K Anderson Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Beast Man: Rafael Medina Riley: Kit Mulkerin

EPISODE FOUR IS THE ONE WHO KNOCKS! AND NO, THAT REFERENCE ISN'T OUTDATED, YOU'RE OUTDATED! THANKFULLY FOR YOU, THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T RECEIVE THE INTELLECTUAL BOUNTY THAT IS THIS EPISODE'S SEGMENT ON CATNIP! SADLY, THAT IS THE ENTIRETY OF THIS EPISODE'S PLANT CONTENT--ASIDE FROM A BRIEF "LEAF IT TO ME" THAT ENDS SOMEWHAT UNEXPECTEDLY--BECAUSE, AS IS BECOMING INCREASINGLY FREQUENT, I ONCE MORE FIND MYSELF ON THE RECEIVING END OF YET ANOTHER BOUT OF ANTICS FROM A PARTICULAR HOUSEGUEST AND HIS PARTICULAR PARENTAL FIGURE/BOSS! HOW DOES THIS ALL PLAY OUT? WHO CARES! THE IMPORTANT PART IS, AFTER THIS EPISODE, I AM COMPLETELY CONFIDENT THAT NONE WILL DARE TO INTERRUPT ANOTHER EPISODE OF GARDEN PLOTS WITH SKELETOR AGAIN! NYAHAHAHAHA! Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Hordak: Neal Butler Horde Prime: Marissa Bond

LOOK UPON EPISODE THREE OF GARDEN PLOTS WITH SKELETOR, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR! YES, DESPITE THE ADDED... COMPLICATIONS... OF MY CURRENT SITUATION, I STILL FIND TIME TO TRAIN YOU IN CULTIVATING THAT MOST SEEMINGLY-DIFFICULT OF FLOWERS, THE ORCHID! WE GO SO FAR AS TO DISCUSS THE POSSIBLE EDIBILITY OF THIS FLOWER VIS-A-VIS BEAST MAN! AND WITNESS WHAT OCCURS WHEN A CERTAIN HOUSEGUEST MAKES THE MISTAKE OF CROSSING ME *AND* MY ORCHIDS! LET THIS BE A LESSON TO ALL--A SKELETOR WHO IS *TECHNICALLY* GOOD CAN STILL OUT-EVIL ANYONE, REGARDLESS OF WHAT WORLD THEY COME FROM! NYAHAHAHAHA! Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Hordak: Neal Butler Calculaytor: Adal Rifai

IT IS TIME TO EMBRACE THE INEVITABILITY THAT IS EPISODE TWO OF SEASON THREE OF GARDEN PLOTS WITH SKELETOR! YES, DESPITE THE CONSTANT INTERRUPTIONS FROM CERTAIN FLUFFY EMBODIMENTS OF COSMIC MIGHT AND WITLESS PONYTAILED HOUSEGUESTS, THIS MONTH'S EPISODE CONTINUES THE RELENTLESS MARCH OF KNOWLEDGE FOR WHICH ALL OF YOU FIND YOURSELVES IN CONSTANT STATES OF OVERWHELMING GRATITUDE! OR SO I ASSUME! THIS EPISODE'S KNOWLEDGE INCLUDES A DETAILED DISCUSSION ON GROWING AND STORING BEETS! WE DISCUSS BAY LAUREL VIS-À-VIS ITS POTENTIAL LETHALITY FOR FUR-BRAINED HALFWITS! AND IF #PLANTPATRIARCH ISN'T TRENDING BY THE END OF THE MONTH, MY WRATH WILL BE TERRIBLE INDEED!  NYAHAHAHAHA!

YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD ESCAPE MY GARDENING WISDOM, ONLY TO FIND THE FIRST EPISODE OF SEASON THREE WAITING FOR YOU! OF COURSE, THINGS HAVE... CHANGED... SLIGHTLY, BUT ONE THING THAT WILL NEVER CHANGE IS MY DEDICATION TO IMPROVING YOU AND YOUR GARDENING KNOW-HOW! TO THAT END, WE'LL BE REVISITING SOME OLDER TOPICS IN GREATER DEPTH! WE ADDRESS A LISTENER QUESTION ABOUT WATERING PROPERLY! OUR GLOWING, FLUFFY COMPANION FINALLY ACQUIRES A SUITABLE MONIKER! AND RILEY'S NEW SOUND BOARD HAS ARGUABLY DRIVEN HER SLIGHTLY MAD WITH POWER! WHICH IS FINE, BECAUSE NOW THAT WE'RE FULLY BACK, "POWER" WON'T BE IN SHORT SUPPLY! NYAHAHAHAHA! Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin

turns out, some folks out there have Opinions and Want To Share Them. Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Hordak: Neal ButlerCobra Commander: James D'AmatoMegatron: Miles SchneidermanEvil Seed: Nathaniel HubbardGargamel: Nathaniel HubbardMumm-Ra: Dan MulkerinDr. Claw: Rafael MedinaMan-At-Arms: Jarod K Anderson

Prepare yourselves for season 3 of Garden Plots with Skeletor with this very accurate trailer filled with 100% genuine clips that will absolutely be in said season. Tremble at its veracity! Cast: Narrator: Nathaniel Hubbard Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Evil-Lyn: Marissa Bond Beast Man: Rafael Medina He-Man: Kris Newton Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard Whiplash: Liz Logan Riley: Kit Mulkerin Man-at-Arms: Jarod Anderson Music Used: The Descent by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4490-the-descent License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Neo Western by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4114-neo-western License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Oppressive Gloom by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4174-oppressive-gloom License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Clear Waters by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3516-clear-waters License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Our Story Begins by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4181-our-story-begins License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Scheming Weasel (faster version) by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4326-scheming-weasel-faster-version License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Darkest Child by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3615-darkest-child License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Crisis by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3561-crisis License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

need to put something on to help your kids fall asleep? definitely don't use this one. Cast: Riley: Kit Mulkerin Beast Man: Rafael Medina Evil-Lyn: Marissa Bond Perfuma: Meganbob Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard Whiplash: Liz Logan Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin "Mana Two - Part 1" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

POSTED HERE FOR POSTERITY, AND SO THAT YOU MAY ALL LISTEN IN AWE TO THE NEWEST OF MY INNUMERABLE TALENTS! Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard

i don't know where i got the idea that the chaos around here would somehow decrease or something. Cast: Riley: Kit Mulkerin

gotta keep up on the news of the day, amirite? Cast: Newscast-or: Nathaniel Hubbard Egmont Overture by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3702-egmont-overture License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

guess what happens when you bring animals into the recording booth? Cast: Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Beast Man: Rafael Medina Aqua-Kitty: Kit Mulkerin

maybe the minions have too much free time. gives me a chance to test out my dope new sound board tho. Cast: Beast Man: Rafael Medina Perfuma: Meganbob Evil-Lyn: Marissa Bond Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Ambient sound effects from tabletopaudio.com

straight from the snake mountain answering machine. Cast: Hordak: Chris Sims

see y'all this summer!

this is a huge one, blah blah blah, nothing will ever be the same again, etc, you know the drill. more importantly, hit me up if you have good ideas for cat names, because so far the only possibilities we have are, like, ocean or fish puns, and i'm not coming to work if i have to see a cat named "sea purrtle." i just don't have it in me. Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Prince Adam/He-Man: Kris Newton Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard Garden Plots with Skeletor season 3 coming in June 2022!

IF YOU CAME SEEKING COMFORT AND REASSURANCE FROM EPISODE 21, YOU WOULD BEST BE SERVED LOOKING ELSEWHERE! BUT IF YOU SEEK RELENTLESS, UNAPOLOGETIC, AND ABOVE ALL, *EVIL* KNOWLEDGE, THEN OPEN YOUR EARS AND PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR WORLD SHAKEN! BECAUSE YES, OF COURSE YOU RECEIVE ONLY THE EVILEST OF KNOWLEDGE FROM MY SHOW, WHAT WITH ME BEING THE EVILEST! ABSOLUTELY NO ONE WITH A BRAIN BETWEEN THEIR EARS WOULD DARE TO INSINUATE OTHERWISE! SADLY THE WORLD IS NOT WITHOUT ITS SHARE OF BRAINLESS BOOBS, SO IF YOU FIND YOURSELF IN DOUBT OF MY EVIL STATUS, THEN EVEN THE BRIEFEST LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE SHOULD DISPEL ANY DOUBTS! WE WICKEDLY EXAMINE THE CEROPEGIA! WE CRUELLY DELVE INTO THE WORLD OF PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE VILLAINOUS NON-GIFTS! WE TALK ABOUT MATH A SURPRISING AMOUNT, WHICH IS ITS OWN FORM OF EVIL! AND WE EXAMINE PERHAPS THE MOST EVIL FORCE OF ALL: INACCURATE INTERNET QUIZZES! DELVE IN IF YOU ARE PREPARED TO EXPERIENCE SUCH UNCUT VILLAINY! BECAUSE OF HOW EVIL I DEFINITELY AM! NYAHAHAHAHA! Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Beast Man: Rafael Medina Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard

can't type now, gotta look up remedies for hornet stings Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Evilseed: Nathaniel Hubbard Cobra Commander: James D'Amato Mumm-Ra: Dan Mulkerin

HOPEFULLY THE HOLIDAY SEASON HAS PUT YOU IN THE MOOD FOR COWED SUBSERVIENCE, FOR THAT IS ALL THAT WILL SAVE YOU FROM THE OVERWHELMING FORCE THAT IS EPISODE 19! WE ARE JOINED THIS EPISODE BY A GUEST FROM THE OBJECTIVELY LESSER PODCAST "MY PRINCESS, MY PRINCESS, AND BOW," AND PERFUMA BRINGS HER TYPICAL FLAWED POINT OF VIEW AS A REFRESHING COUNTERPOINT TO MY UNFLAGGING PERFECTION! THIS EPISODE WILL TEACH YOU NOT ONLY ABOUT THE CHRISTMAS CACTUS, BUT ALSO ABOUT HOW TO DEVELOP YOUR ACTING SKILLS TO THE LEVEL OF MASTERY, AS WELL AS WHY EVEN THE MOST HARMLESS-SEEMING PRANKS SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN LIGHTLY! SKIP THIS EPISODE AT YOUR OWN VERY REAL PERIL! NYAHAHAHAHA! Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Perfuma: Meganbob Evil-Lyn: Marissa Bond Beast Man: Rafael Medina Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard

NOTHING, NOT A SINGLE THING OR EVENT IN ALL HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE, CAN PREPARE YOU FOR THE TERRIFYING MAGNITUDE OF EPISODE 18! AND NOTHING IN THE UNIVERSE CAN STOP ME FROM OBTAINING THAT WHICH I DESIRE AND DESERVE--NOT THE ONGOING CRIPPLING DEBT FROM THE CONTRACTARIANS, NOT THE ERSATZ "EVIL" OF MY WORTHLESS NEPHEW, AND NOT THE SEEMINGLY UNAVOIDABLE CHAOS OF A CAR WASH FUND RAISER! THIS EPISODE WILL PRESENT YOU WITH VITAL KNOWLEDGE ABOUT DEALING WITH SALT CONTENT IN YOUR SOIL AND WATER, THE IMPORTANCE OF CLEANING YOUR GARDENING TOOLS, AND WHETHER OR NOT IT IS ADVISABLE TO FEED BANANAS TO YOUR PETS, BUT YOU WILL ALSO LEARN HOW BEST TO DEAL WITH UNWANTED INSECTILE LOTHARIOS, WHAT THE OBJECTIVE BEST PART OF GOING THROUGH A CAR WASH IS, AND WHAT PRECISELY IS GOING ON WITH A CERTAIN BRAND OF SOAP! ONE THING THAT YOU MAY NOT LEARN HERE IS WHY, EXACTLY, SO MANY PEOPLE ARE SO OBSESSED WITH A PARTICULAR PACHYDERM-PATED PSEUDO-CELEBRITY, AS IT WOULD APPEAR THAT THERE ARE YET MYSTERIES UNSOLVED BY EVEN THE VAST INTELLECT OF SKELETOR! BUT JUST WAIT! SOON NOTHING SHALL ESCAPE MY BRAINY GRASP! NYAHAHAHAHA! Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Prince Adam/He-Man: Kris Newton Buzz-Off: Miles Stokes Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard Moss-Man: Brandon Brown Snout Spout: Rafael Medina

DESPITE THE BEST EFFORTS OF MY INNUMERABLE FOES, EPISODE 17 HAS ARRIVED WITH FORCE AND FURY! AND YES, LISTENERS, I AM CONSTANTLY BESET BY MY SHORT-SIGHTED LESSERS WHO SEEK AT EVERY TURN TO THWART MY GRANDIOSE PLOTS, BUT WHEN ONE IS POSSESSED OF SUCH TENACITY AND CREATIVITY AS MYSELF, ONE NEED NOT WORRY! WHO BUT SKELETOR WOULD NOT ONLY LEVERAGE THE SALE OF BAKED GOODS TO OVERCOME FINANCIAL DIFFICULTIES, BUT ALSO MANAGE TO INCLUDE IMPORTANT FACTOIDS ABOUT BOTH CARDAMOM AND CACAO, DESPITE THE FIERY CHAOS WHICH IS UNAVOIDABLE IN ANY INTERACTION WHICH INCLUDES WHIPLASH? NO ONE, THAT'S WHO! AND IT IS THUS THAT I SHALL TRAVEL, FIRST OUT OF CRIPPLING DEBT, THEN TO THE RULERSHIP OF THE UNIVERSE ITSELF! NYAHAHAHAHA! Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Whiplash: Liz Logan Beast Man: Rafael Medina Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard

hey y'all. with things at snake mountain being kinda up in the air still, i figured i'd drop a little something into the feed in the meantime. it's something i worked on a bit on the side when i popped over to etheria. perfuma and some of the other princesses over there wanted to try their hand at podcasting, so i gave them a hand. i think it turned out pretty good. they gave some advice, they talked about stuff... one of them really liked punking this cat lady for some reason... anyway, you should listen and subscribe. i think it's only available in etheria, though, so... uh... good luck? [Some Sound Effects and Music from Gfx Sounds. https://gfxsounds.com/free-sound-effects] Cast: Riley: Kit Mulkerin Perfuma: Meganbob Adora/She-Ra: Claire Mulkerin Bow: Jason Dania Catra: Annie Craton Grizzlor: Andrew Ihla Ram Man: Jay Edidin Sea Hawk: Dan Mulkerin Hordak: Chris Sims

if you listened to the last episode, you know stuff got weird. guess what? stuff is no less weird in this one. i think i need a break. i hear etheria is nice this time of year... Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard Evil-Lyn: Marissa Bond Beast Man: Rafael Medina Two Bad: Jef Aldritch and Jon Taylor He-Buddy #1: Miles Schneiderman

well, uh... how to describe this one? if you've been listening, you know about snake mountain's money problems. the gang decides to fix it with a dinner theater murder mystery and... well, things get pretty weird. i'm writing this way after all this stuff happened, obviously, and i'm still trying to figure out how to process all this. i dunno, just listen i guess. you'll see what i mean. Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard Evil-Lyn: Marissa Bond Beast Man: Rafael Medina Two Bad: Jef Aldritch and Jon Taylor He-Buddy #1: Miles Schneiderman

WHEN YOU GAZE INTO EPISODE 13, EPISODE 13 ALSO GAZES INTO YOU! YET YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF WELCOMING ITS PIERCING STARE, FOR DESPITE THE CONSTANT CONNIVING INTERRUPTIONS OF BOTH A TREASONOUS, LARCENOUS PEACE LILY *AND* THE LATEST OF SNAKE MOUNTAIN'S MORONIC MONARCHS, THIS EPISODE STILL MANAGES TO DIG INTO SUCH DIVERSE TOPICS AS CARING FOR PEPEROMIAS, DEALING WITH MOLD GROWTH IN YOUR SOIL, AND THE POTENTIAL LETHALITY OF GINGKO TREES! AND THAT WAS ONLY THE PRE-PLANNED KNOWLEDGE PRESENTED IN THIS EPISODE--I AM SO OVERFLOWING WITH BOTH WISDOM *AND* GENEROSITY THAT YOU WILL ALSO LEARN ABOUT THE IDEAL GIFTS TO GIVE IN A NUMBER OF OBSCURE BUT CRITICAL SITUATIONS! YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO MISS THIS EPISODE... BECAUSE MY WRATH WILL BE UNIMAGINABLE! NYAHAHAHAHA! [Additional audio this episode from tabletopaudio.com] Cast: Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Calculaytor: Adal Rifai Hordak: Chris Sims

THERE EXISTS NO FREEDOM FROM EPISODE 12, ONLY FREEDOM *THROUGH* EPISODE 12! JUST AS I CAN FIND NO FREEDOM FROM THE YOKE OF ETERNIA'S MOST IRKSOME HOLIDAY, SIBLING'S DAY! THAT'S RIGHT LISTENER, EVEN WHILST TRAPPED ON A BOAT WITH TWO OF ETERNIA'S MOST BRAINLESS BEARDED BUMBLERS (AND ALSO TWO OTHER PEOPLE WHO ARE LARGELY FINE), I STILL FIND TIME AND OPPORTUNITY TO FURTHER YOUR CRITICAL BOTANICAL EDUCATION! WE LEARN OF PLANTS THAT CAN DOUBLE AS CUSHIONING FOR THOSE IN YOUR LIFE WHO REGULARLY CAREEN INTO WALLS! WE EXAMINE THE CAT TAIL AND ITS MANY CONTRIBUTIONS TO A WATERY ECOSYSTEM! AND IF YOU LISTEN CAREFULLY, YOU'LL GLEAN VALUABLE INSIGHTS INTO THE BEST WAYS OF MANIPULATING LESSER MINDS INTO DOING YOUR BIDDING! BUT DO NOT FOOL YOURSELF INTO THINKING THAT SUCH INSIGHTS WILL GIVE YOU AN ADVANTAGE OVER ME--*ALL* MINDS ARE LESSER WHEN COMPARED TO THAT OF SKELETOR! NYAHAHAHAHA!

THEY SAY THAT DEATH RIDES A PALE HORSE... AND SO, TOO, DOES EPISODE 11! AND DESPITE THE SLIGHTLY UNCONVENTIONAL SETTING OF THIS RECORDING (DUE IN NO SMALL PART TO THE CURRENTLY UNCONVENTIONAL LAYOUT OF SNAKE MOUNTAIN), MY FONT OF GARDENING KNOWLEDGE REMAINS FREE-FLOWING! ALL THE BETTER FOR YOU HAPLESS HARE-BRAINED HORTICULTURALISTS, AS WE DISCUSS THE NIGH-UBIQUITOUS SPIDER PLANT! WE EXAMINE THE POTENTIAL LETHALITY OF ROSEMARY! AND IF YOU ARE LAMENTING THE FACT THAT WE DON'T GET INTO IDEAL FIRST PLANTS FOR CHILDREN, BLAME SNAKE MOUNTAIN'S MOST RECENT MARITIME MONARCH! HE CAN CLING TO HIS HOLLOW "CAMPAIGN PROMISES" AND "COGENT AND SUSTAINABLE POLICY STRATEGIES FOR LONG-TERM PLANNING AND SUCCESS" ALL HE LIKES--IT WILL DO HIM LITTLE GOOD ONCE SKELETOR'S VICTORY FINALLY AND INEVITABLY COMES TO PASS! NYAHAHAHAHA!

FALL ON YOUR KNEES IN GRATEFUL SUPPLICATION BEFORE EPISODE TEN! YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL TO ME ON A CONSTANT AND DAILY BASIS, BUT THAT GRATITUDE IS ESPECIALLY APPROPRIATE NOW, AS THIS IS THE LONG-AWAITED SUCCULENT EPISODE! THAT'S RIGHT, HERE WE WILL EXAMINE THAT EVER-SO PERSISTENT AND SELF-DESTRUCTIVE IMPULSE THAT COMES TO GARDENERS OF ALL LEVELS OF EXPERIENCE: THE URGE TO ATTEMPT TO KEEP ALIVE A PLANT THAT PREFERS ARID ENVIRONMENTS! A DIFFICULT TASK MADE ALL THE MORE DIFFICULT BY THE ILL-ADVISED CONSTRUCTION PLANS OF SNAKE MOUNTAIN'S LATEST OVERLORD AND BY THE CONSTANT INTERRUPTIONS OF ITS NEWEST FULL-TIME MINION! STILL, IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR CRITICAL INFORMATION ON ECHEVERIAS, PANDA PLANTS, OR THE MULTIFACETED NATURE OF ONE OF HE-MAN'S BRAINLESS BOOB BUDDIES, THEN LOOK NO FURTHER! ...SERIOUSLY, LOOKING ANY FURTHER THAN THIS EPISODE IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH! NYAHAHAHAHA!

YOUR NIGHTMARE CONTINUES UNABATED AS THE NEWEST EPISODE OF GARDEN PLOTS WITH SKELETOR EMERGES INTO AN UNPREPARED WORLD! DO NOT ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE SIMILARLY UNPREPARED, LISTENER, AS A NUMBER OF TOPICS OF OVERWHELMING IMPORTANCE ARE DISCUSSED ON THIS EPISODE! THAT'S RIGHT, NOT ONLY DOES THIS EPISODE PROVIDE YOU WITH LITERALLY PRICELESS INFORMATION ABOUT WEEDS, GARDENING TOOLS, AND SQUASH, DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE ARE THOSE AMONG US WHO ARE LEGION? WHO ARE LIKELY CAPABLE OF TRANSFORMING INTO A SWARM OF STINGING INSECTS DESPITE ALL THEIR PROTESTATIONS TO THE CONTRARY? WELL IT'S TRUE! YOU CAN'T AFFORD *NOT* TO LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE, LEST YOU FIND YOURSELF TURNED INTO SO MUCH FERTILIZER! NYAHAHAHAHA!

guess what? some weird stuff happened and we have a non-normal episode. again. i know, i'm shocked too. you may not learn as much about plants this time around, but maybe you'll learn something about... life? you'll definitely learn that you can't trust a single person in or around snake mountain, that's for sure.

NOTHING CAN STOP THE TERRIFYING MOMENTUM OF EPISODE SEVEN! THAT'S RIGHT, NOT EVEN SOME DOWNRIGHT IMPLAUSIBLE ARCHITECTURAL REDESIGNS FROM SPITEFUL CONTRACTARIANS! IT DOES CHANGE THE OVERALL TEXTURE OF THE EPISODE, BUT DON'T THINK FOR A MOMENT THAT MEANS THAT YOU'LL BE RECEIVING ANY LESS THAN AN OVERWHELMING AMOUNT OF PLANT FACTOIDS! YOU'LL BE ENLIGHTENED ABOUT THE FERAL AND HIGHLY PRACTICAL BUTTERFLY WEED! YOU'LL HAVE YOUR EYES OPENED TO THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE TIMES TO WATER YOUR PLANTS! YOU'LL RECEIVE FOXGLOVE-RELATED INFORMATION THAT COULD SAVE A FURRY IDIOT NEAR YOU! YOU'LL ALSO LEARN SOME RANDOM FACTS ABOUT GIRAFFES, EYE NOMENCLATURE, AND WOLFBATS--NOT DIRECTLY PLANT-BASED, BUT THAT'S JUST HOW OVERFLOWING WITH HELPFUL TIDBITS THIS EPISODE IS! ENJOY MY MAGNANIMITY... WHILE IT LASTS! NYAHAHAHAHA!   [Additional audio this episode from tabletopaudio.com]

NOTE THE DEEP FEELINGS OF DREAD IN YOUR BONES WHEN YOU LOOK UPON EPISODE SIX, LISTENER, AND TAKE CARE THAT YOU TREAD LIGHTLY! ALSO NOTE HOW IMMEDIATE THE REGRET IS WHEN MY OWN RIGHTEOUS LEADERSHIP IS REJECTED, AS MY FORMER MINIONS DEMONSTRATE ALL TOO CLEARLY IN THIS VERY EPISODE! BUT THE LEARNING DOESN'T STOP THERE, AS WE DELVE INTO THE SECRETS OF FERTILIZERS, A LISTENER QUESTION SHEDS SOME LIGHT ON PROBLEMS WITH TOMATO HARVESTS, AND WE EVEN GET SOME INCIDENTAL EXPLANATIONS ABOUT PROPAGATING PEACE LILIES! INCIDENTALLY, LISTENERS, IF YOU HAVE HAD THE MISFORTUNE TO DOWNLOAD A CERTAIN "PLANT APP" RECENTLY, LET ME KNOW--I PLAN ON LOOKING INTO EITHER A CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT, OR POSSIBLY SOME SORT OF APHID-BASED CURSE! SUCH IS THE WRATH OF SKELETOR! NYAHAHAHAHA!

MARK YOU THIS DATE IN HISTORY, O MEEK AND TREMBLING LISTENER, FOR THIS IS THE DAY THAT YOU EXPERIENCED THE UNMATCHED FORCE OF EPISODE FIVE! AND THIS IS TRULY A MILESTONE EPISODE, AS THIS MARKS ONE OF THE FEW, IF ONLY, TIMES THAT A GUEST ON THIS SHOW HAS ACTUALLY BEEN WELCOME! WHICH, OF COURSE, DOESN'T PREVENT A VERITABLE PARADE OF *UN*INVITED GUESTS FROM FOLLOWING IN HIS FOOTSTEPS! FEAR NOT, FOR UNMITIGATED BUFFOONERY IS NO MATCH FOR MY GARDENING MIGHT, AND OUR DISCUSSIONS ON OXALIS TRIANGULARIS AND CHIVES REMAIN WHOLLY INTACT! BETTER STILL, AMIDST THE CHAOS OF CERTAIN MINIONS REVEALING THEIR COMPLETE LACK OF BASIC SURVIVAL INSTINCTS, KEEN-EARED LISTENERS MAY PICK UP THE SEEDS BEING PLANTED FOR MY INEVITABLE VICTORY! NYAHAHAHAHA!

IF YOU AWOKE THIS MORNING WITH AN INDEFINABLE BUT UNDENIABLE FEELING OF DREAD, THAT WAS YOUR BODY'S RESPONSE TO THE INCOMING TERROR OF EPISODE 4! AND WHAT COULD BE MORE TERRIFYING AND DREAD-INDUCING THAN CONSTANT INTERRUPTIONS OF MY GARDENING GENIUS? MY WRATH UPON THOSE WHO INTERRUPT ME, OF COURSE! TRUE, THE ILL-DRESSED CONTRACTORS AND NUMBER-CRUNCHING MINIONS IN THIS EPISODE WERE NOT *IMMEDIATELY* SMOTE DOWN BY MY ARCANE MIGHT UPON COMMITTING THEIR TRANSGRESSIONS, BUT THAT IS ONLY BECAUSE I HAVE MY SIGHTS SET ON MUCH GRANDER THINGS! THINGS LIKE SWEET POTATOES! ALSO CALENDARS AND SCHEDULING! NOT TO MENTION PLANTS THAT THE BEAST MAN IN YOUR LIFE CAN ACTUALLY MUNCH ON! YES, THESE AND OTHER TOPICS MAY HAVE DELAYED MY INEVITABLE REVENGE, BUT I ASSURE YOU THE DELAY IS ONLY TEMPORARY! VENGEANCE--AND ETERNIA--WILL BE MINE! AND IN A WAY THAT'S SIGNIFICANTLY MORE CONCRETE THAN USUAL! NYAHAHAHAHA!

i asked the boss man what he wanted for this episode's description, and he just did this kind of threat-mope at me? like he would kill me with his own patheticness? i dunno, there should be a word for it. we'll call it skeletoring. he skeletored really hard at me. so... what happens in this one again? there's some plant talk, we check in with some of the changes in snake mountain, skeletor reveals some pretty dubious financial investment plans, and... well, i guess i *had* been pressuring him to find a hobby, so what happens here isn't all that surprising. still gonna say this one isn't on me, tho.

THERE CAN BE NO ESCAPE FROM THE EXTREMELY FINE AND NOT-AT-ALL-WALLOWING-IN-EXISTENTIAL-DISCONTENT EPISODE TWO! AND SPEAKING OF BEINGS WHO ARE ENTIRELY CONTENT WITH THE CURRENT STATE OF THINGS, I, YOUR MAGNANIMOUS HOST, AM BACK WITH YET MORE GEMS OF GARDENING WISDOM TO FOIST UPON MY BRAINLESS AUDIENCE IN THE HOPES THAT MAYBE, POSSIBLY, SOMETHING MIGHT STICK! HEREIN LIE THE SECRETS TO EFFECTIVE GARDEN LAYOUTS, USING PLANTS TO CLEAN YOUR INDOOR AIR, AND LICHEN! IT'S JUST A SHAME THAT MY SOUND MINION INSISTS UPON WATERING DOWN MY INVALUABLE WISDOM WITH INANE RAMBLINGS ABOUT "HOBBIES" AND "DOING SOMETHING WITH ONE'S LIFE!" WELL *YOUR* LIVES, LISTENERS, SHOULD BE SPENT HEEDING MY ADVICE, OR YOU MAY FIND YOURSELVES WITHOUT A LIFE AT ALL! NYAHAHAHAHA!

I HOPE YOU ENJOYED WHATEVER PITIFUL COMFORT YOU WERE GIVEN DURING THIS PODCAST'S HIATUS, BUT THAT HIATUS--AND YOUR COMFORT--COMES TO AN END NOW! THAT'S RIGHT, DESPITE SUBSTANDARD INDOOR TEMPERATURES, DISAPPOINTING NEW SNAKE MOUNTAIN LEADERSHIP, AND AN UNACCEPTABLY MOUTHY PEACE LILY, GARDEN PLOTS IS BACK TO DELIVER MORE WONDERFUL YET TERRIFYING KNOWLEDGE OF ALL THAT THE WORLD OF PLANT CARE HAS TO OFFER! I REVEAL THE SECRETS OF USING YOUR SHOWER TO MAKE UP FOR YOUR OWN BUNGLING! WE EXPLORE THE DIFFICULT YET REWARDING EXPERIENCE OF RAISING A CROTON! A LISTENER WHO KNOWS THEIR PLACE COMES GROVELING WITH A QUESTION ABOUT SPIDER MITES! AND, DESPITE THE MYRIAD OBSTACLES OF PANDA MITTENS, BRISKET TACOS, AND INEDIBLE PASTA THAT LIFE SEES FIT TO THROW IN MY PATH, MY IMPENDING RISE TO POWER IS NOW EVEN MORE IMPENDING THAN EVER! NYAHAHAHAHA!

okay, i'm dragging this thing back into production kicking and screaming if i have to. which, probably. my gpa is hanging on by a thread as it is.

Season 2 of Garden Plots with Skeletor is coming in March! Will any of the stuff in this trailer actually show up in the show? Only one way to find out... Narrator: Nathaniel Hubbard Man-at-Arms: Jarod K Anderson Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin Riley: Kit Mulkerin Evil-Lyn: Marissa Bond Beast Man: Rafael Medina He-Man: Kris Newton Li'l Skelly: Dan Mulkerin Mer-Man: Nathaniel Hubbard He-Buddy #1: Miles Schneiderman Whiplash: Liz Logan Music Used: Truth of the Legend by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4551-truth-of-the-legend License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Wretched Destroyer by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5017-wretched-destroyer License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Wholesome by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5050-wholesome License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license The Ice Giants by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5745-the-ice-giants License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license A Very Brady Special by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5760-a-very-brady-special License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Almost Bliss by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5032-almost-bliss License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Wizardtorium by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4639-wizardtorium License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Virtutes Instrumenti by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4590-virtutes-instrumenti License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Loopster by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4991-loopster License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Strength Of The Titans by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5744-strength-of-the-titans License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

With season 2 on the horizon, our main creative team sat down with the inimitable Lucas Brown from the podcast The Math of You to discuss the creative process behind season 1. Join us as we chat about our weird fascination with certain characters from Masters of the Universe, the myriad ways in which we've failed our own plants, and take some questions from our listening audience!

i can already hear some of you out there saying, "how can this show have a cutting room floor? riley clearly doesn't edit anything." well think again. here's the proof of how wrong you are.

sup fam, hope everyone's having a good holiday. this is another plant-light episode, but c'mon, it's christmas and stuff. we can't be bothered to think about, like, vines or whatever all the time. sometimes you just wanna get together with your buds, reflect on the year, exchange presents, and think about the future. well, there's a little bit of all of that in this episode, but... maybe not in the ways you're thinking. all i can say is that next year is gonna be very interesting.

Season one of Garden Plots with Skeletor may be wrapping up, but there's plenty more to come! Between now and the start of season two, we'll be releasing various bits of bonus and extra content in this feed, including an interview segment with some of the creators of the show, and we want your questions! Please submit any questions you'd like answered on the show on Twitter @garden_plots or via email to gardenplotswithskeletor@gmail.com by Monday, December 21st. Thanks for listening and we can't wait for you to see what season two has to offer!

don't really have the energy for a description, for a lot of reasons. this one is... well, not really a good representation of the podcast's usual theme. i guess we haven't really visited the podcast's usual theme for a bit now, but this one... yeah, stuff happens. i dunno, just listen. i kind of need to lie down for a while. at least i have some funnel cake.

hey y'all. don't let the fact that skeletor still didn't have time to write a description throw you off, this is a totally normal episode of the show. yup, we talk about tons of plants in this one. so many plants. maybe too many plants? i guess that's up to you. but yup, we cover... moss? and mulch? we definitely don't take advantage of the fact that a certain podcast host is in way over his head to chat about personal drama in eternos. why would you even think that?

hey guys, riley here. this episode has less than the usual amount of plant stuff because skeletor's been pretty busy. i'm not sure what he's busy with though. he said "feasibility study" and i tuned out. king stuff, i guess? also, and i cannot stress this enough, do not listen to the end of this episode. definitely don't let kids listen. are kids listening to this? kids, if you're listening to this uhh, eat your vegetables. that's a thing adults say. seriously though, the ending went some places and i was unwilling to listen to it again to edit it out. all i can say is that when we studied plants in bio class, that definitely wasn't how the textbook said pollination works.    [[Some additional music from Bensound.com]]

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