Hanging Shavs

Our second-to-last episode. We discuss game shows, why there aren't any "Real Househusbands" TV shows, and how every guy listens to one of two types of podcasts. We'll be back with our last episode in a few months.

Probably gonna end this thing at ep. 50. This one's about crazy apartment people and skiing or something, idk Thanks for listening.

In this episode discuss skiing, sexting, and Mike shares two insane stories from his week! I don't even care enough to type the rest of this anymore.

In this episode Mike introduces us to his new dog, we discuss why Europe is so racist, and Matt rants about why nurses and Chipotle workers don't deserve our sympathy (the second half of this one is very good!!) Email us at hangingshavs@gmail.com Please rate, share, and subscribe!

In this episode, we try to understand why women hold grudges, completely burn bridges, and get angry while reading this description. Also, Mike shares how he almost got scammed BIG TIME on Facebook Marketplace! Ladies, why not email us with your perspective? hangingshavs@gmail.com Please rate, share, and subscribe!

In this episode we discuss having CONSENSUAL sex with your coworkers, share stories from corporate America, and debate whether being able to regrow limbs is a good thing. Email us at hangingshavs@gmail.com or we're ending the show. Please rate, share, and subscribe!

In this episode we discuss why Ohio gets so much publicity, what would happen if monkeys controlled a continent, and Matt's affinity for Renaissance sculptures. Email us at hangingshavs@gmail.com Please rate, share, & subscribe!

In this combative episode, we discuss driving over birds, Oncest, memes, and Mike's psyche. Email us, we'll take whatever at this point: hangingshavs@gmail.com Please rate, share, & subscribe!

In this episode we discuss Space, Swoodies, and Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark. Brought to you by KFC's new plant-based fried chicken! Eat it, pig. Send your topics, comments, feedback, or praise to hangingshavs@gmail.com. Please rate, share, & subscribe!

In this episode we attack "Flench" Food, Alternative Medicine, and anyone who enjoys that weird section of Whole Foods. Send your ideas, comments, & feedback to hangingshavs@gmail.com Please rate, share, & subscribe!

In our first episode of 2022 we talk about Gen X actresses, Vegas, and terrible New Years resolutions Email us your resolutions at hangingshavs@gmail.com Please rate, share, & subscribe!

In this episode we discuss why you need to shut up and pay your bills, whether shooting solicitors should be legal, having something named after you, and how we can make it easier to cross the street. Email us at hangingshavs@gmail.com Please rate, share, and subscribe!

Mike and Matt are reunited for our very first Christmas episode! We discuss Instagram etiquette, our favorite Christmas memories, and whether or not we'd be good spies. Merry Christmas ya filthy animals! Please rate, share, and subscribe!

This episode is basically one big rant from Matt about Argentina, r/antiwork, and elite pedophiles... which is fine because Mike's mic messed up and sounded like shit. Email us at hangingshavs@gmail.com. Please rate, share, & subscribe!

We get medical as hell this episode, discussing Argentinian sleeping pills, Mike's insane dentist (and fear of Greta Thunberg), and read an email we received from a real doctor! Email topic suggestions, comments, insults, and/or questions to hangingshavs@gmail.com Please rate, share, & subscribe!

In this episode we discuss how men love violence, talk about health & chiropractors (frauds), and Mike shares how he broke his collarbone 7 times. Email your topic suggestions to hangingshavs@gmail.com Please rate, share, and subscribe!

In this episode we discuss the ASAP Mob, the Amish, Wiccans, lost pets, and Mike's ear doctor horror story. RIP A$AP Josh! Email your topic suggestions to hangingshavs@gmail.com Please rate, share, & subscribe!

In this episode we discuss our family histories, what we ate in college, and a possible laser tag trafficking ring. Also Matt says "truly" 300 times because he's unwell. Send your topic suggestions to hangingshavs@gmail.com. Please rate, share, and subscribe!

In this episode we discuss various animals, Oscar Pistorius, and how cars & other things get their names. Email your topic suggestions to hangingshavs@gmail.com. Please rate, share, & subscribe!

In this episode we discuss Brian Laundrie, the dark side of Vegas, our dream homes, and some nostalgic obsolete technology. PLUS there's a GROUNDBREAKING reveal at the 1hr 6min mark!! Send your topic suggestions and/or hate mail to hangingshavs@gmail.com. Please rate, share, & subscribe!

In this episode we discuss the end of the world, our shitty college jobs, and Scooby-Doo. Email your discussion topics to hangingshavs@gmail.com. Please rate, share, & subscribe!

In this episode we pitch new ideas for the judicial system, fashion shows, and talk some mad shit on Progressive commercials. Email topic suggestions to hangingshavs@gmail.com Please rate, share, and subscribe!

In this episode we discuss "Current Events LEGOs", Amazon Prime Pornos, the worst chicken wings ever made, & more! Email your topic suggestions to hangingshavs@gmail.com. Please rate, share, & subscribe!

In this episode we discuss animal hospitals (literal ones), if your spouse molted, and the guys who get paid to watch you pee. Send your topic suggestions to hangingshavs@gmail.com Please rate, share, & subscribe!

Our 25th episode! Wow! We discuss the crazy South Carolina murders, the secret Fourth Reich in Austin Texas, and things that are Almost Always Scary! Email your topic suggestions to hangingshavs@gmail.com Please rate, share, & subscribe!

An in-person episode recorded from the sunny beaches of North Carolina. We discuss airport people, going crazy, and yes - poop. Send your topic suggestions to hangingshavs@gmail.com. Please rate, share, and subscribe!

In this episode we discuss actresses, MBAs, and whether or not we're pushovers. Send your topic suggestions to hangingshavs@gmail.com. Please rate, share, and subscribe!

In this episode we discuss pets, terrible jobs, and a few of Mike's miscellaneous topics! Email your topic suggestions to hangingshavs@gmail.com Please rate, share, and subscribe!

In this episode we discuss charcuterie, big birds, and even bigger balls! Email your topic suggestions to hangingshavs@gmail.com Please rate, share, and subscribe!

In this episode we discuss fashion, NASA, and Coppertone sunscreen (sorry Banana Boat, we misspoke). Oh, and my dad's got some cherry tomatoes for you. Please rate, share, and subscribe!

Our first IN-PERSON episode! We discuss chain emails, Mike's visit to the park, the Rocky River city council, and so much more! Full unedited video episode available at patreon.com/mattshaver Apologies for the background thumping, we're new to recording in-person (clearly). Please rate, share, and subscribe!

RICK MORANIS! THE -STANS UNITE! OLYMPICS WHO? HOW TO FOLD A TOWEL! OUR CRAZY HITCHHIKING STORIES - AND SO MUCH MORE! Please rate, share, and subscribe!

In this episode we discuss all sorts of stuff that I couldn't keep track of. We also talk about the Cleveland Indians becoming the Cleveland Guardians and compare that to the rest of our sports teams. Please rate, share, and subscribe!

In this episode we discuss masochists, conquistadors, and take a live ADHD assessment for your listening pleasure! Please rate, review, share, and subscribe!

Our first guest!!! We recorded this episode immediately after episode 14 very late at night (in case it wasn't obvious). Please rate, review, and share it with a friend!

In this episode we invent another incredible entertainment business (and possible homeless shelter?) while discussing the fantastical world of childhood candies. It's a sweet one! Please rate, review, and share this with a friend!

A heat stroke-induced recap of our 8th grade Washington DC trip, among other things that neither of us can remember 12 hours later. This is the unlucky episode so that makes sense. Please follow & subscribe! (don't share this one)

Mike got his memory wiped after participating in The Cleveland State Prison Experiment. Please rate, share, and subscribe!

In this episode we pitch the greatest TV show of all time, try to figure out why so many politicians are old as fuck, and talk about our ideal funerals. Once this train leaves the station it doesn't stop! Please rate, review, and subscribe.

We take sides - Lutherans vs. Catholics, Billie Eilish vs. Katy Perry, and the Van Life cult vs. everyone else who hasn't lost their fucking minds. #BanTheVan And don't even think about buying Do-si-Dos... Please rate, review, and subscribe for more!

In this episode we share what it's really like to be a lifeguard, discuss the biggest lesson Steve Irwin taught us all, and explore the many attractions of Little Rock, Arkansas. Please rate, review, and subscribe for more!

Go out and interact with other Americans before we come up with a plan that forces you to. Please like, share, and subscribe!

We invented the best TV show of all time. Also, dudes rock.

Basically a lot of sex talk with a Shark Tank episode in the middle. Socks coming soon.

Good old-fashioned American fun. If you don't like it, shut up.

Public transit has not recovered from the pandemic. Please rate and review the show on all podcast platforms!

ACT NOW TO GET YOUR DOG FOR 0% DOWN AND NO INTEREST! Please remember to rate and review our show on all podcast platforms.

This entire episode is basically one big argument. Please don't forget to follow/subscribe, share it with a friend, and leave us a review!

The very first episode of Hanging Shavs! Love it? Hate it? Whatever. Please rate it and share it with a friend.