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Instagram: thefanandthecritic We review Christopher Nolan's latest film, Oppenheimer, and then discuss his entire filmography and how we would rank them.

Instagram: thefanandthecritic What makes a good sidekick or supporting character in a movie? Kyle from 'Kyle and Dave vs the Machine' joins us to help answer this question. We formed a bracket and voted/argued to decide, tune to find out who the 3 of us eventually agreed on. Check out Kyle's podcast, Kyle and Dave vs The Machine, where a machine forces them to watch and review movies from a particular year. Find it at: https://kdvstm.transistor.fm/ (or everywhere else you find podcasts at)

Instagram: thefanandthecritic What makes a movie adaptation good or bad? Should you stick close to the source material or have your freedom to make it your own? Tracey, a fellow movie podcaster, joins us to explore this subject. Check out Tracey's podcast, Off My Shelf, where she reviews movies right off the shelf for her DVD. Find it at: https://offmyshelf.underbellyofsunshine.com/

Instagram: thefanandthecritic We didn't learn our lesson! 4 Years ago we did an episode on Asylum Studio's awful low-budget movies, thinking it would be fun - and it turned out to be boring and awful, so we did it again! Since we've now done 2 episodes, we're considering ourselves as experts on this studio and their usual tricks. Two Headed Shark Attack - 13:26 Jurassic Domination - 36:26 Atlantic Rim: Resurrection - 55:15 Dracula: The Original Living Vampire - 1:19:05

Instagram: thefanandthecritic Would you rather live in the Quantum Realm of the MCU or the island of Inisherin? Paolo and Carson's answers are as you'd expect and oddly are at the root of why they like or dislike each of these movies.

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Carson and Paolo talk about their favorite movies from the past year. As usual, Carson's list is full of pretentious indie movies and Paolo's list is full of dumb Hollywood movies. There's something for everyone!

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Carson decides that he's had enough and decides to finally quit Star Wars and not watch another of their terrible Disney Plus shows. He then proceeds to watch all 12 episodes of Andor and then we discuss it.

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast A filipino movie came out, and so we must talk about it. Paolo talks about representation in film/tv while Carson attempts to understand what that means. We also weigh in on recent non-controversies regarding Rings of Power and Bros.

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Carson does not like The Gray Man, but Paolo does. Paolo does not like The Roundup, but Carson does. They discuss it for an hour and half.

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast We talk about recent multiverse movies Dr Strange In the Multiverse of Madness and Everything Everywhere All At Once. We also talk about how far we'd make it in a The One style deathmatch with the other version of ourselves, and pitch amazing multiverse movies of our own.

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast We re-visit some of our 2021 recommendations that we made to each other, only to confirm that we have different tastes in movies. We then talk about Licorice Pizza to re-confirm that we have different tastes in movies.

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Have you ever wondered what would happen if Oscar nominated characters were entered into a deathmatch? No? Well - you're the weird one, not us - listen to us draft characters from the past decade and put them through a gauntlet of deathmatch arenas to see who is the ultimate survivor.

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast We re-visit some of our 2021 recommendations that we made to each other, only to confirm that we have different tastes in movies. We then talk about Licorice Pizza to re-confirm that we have different tastes in movies.

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Local musicians stop by the show to talk about their favourite music in movies.

Carson and Paolo go through each of their Top 10 lists of 2021. We disagree on almost every single one. Lamb - 15:31 Judas and the Black Messiah - 19:10 The Power of the Dog - 21:59 Last Night in Soho - 26:00 The Card Counter - 29:30 Matrix: Resurrections: 31:40 Spencer - 41:18 Werewolves Within - 43:27 C'mon C'mon - 46:48 Nobody - 49:44 Titane - 50:35 Shang-Chi - 54:12 The Last Duel - 58:35 The Suicide Squad - 1:02:20 Pig - 1:03:30 No Time To Die - 1:06:50 The Green Knight - 1:13:02 Dune - 1:13:50 Justice League Snyder Cut - 1:14:30 Spider-Man: No Way Home - 1:15:45

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast We talk about our favourite action scenes of the following categories: 1v1 Fight, 1 v Many Fight, Army Battle, Car Chase, Shoot Out

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast It's an episode about Dune - we talk about Dune.

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast We found a little known show on Netflix and decide to talk about it because there isn't enough being said about it. We also discuss some of the recent movie trailers that don't contain super heroes.

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast We discuss the merits of looking at paintings, and Paolo finds a gem (?) in the trash bucket of Netflix

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast We discuss all the different movies that The Tomorrow War could have been but wasn't

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Army of the Dead Review - 3:30 Nobody Review - 36:30 Pandemic Movie Pitches - 50:36

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Twitter: @HWHAPodcast Due to lack of new movies being released, we are forced to start watching tv series but actually find a few worth talking about.

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast We recorded a conversation of what we thought the movie was going to be, immediately watched it, and then came back and recorded what we thought - so you get to hear how wrong we were.

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Twitter: @HWHAPodcast A battle of the 7th and 140th most popular first names in the most recent US census. We give our guests 7 movie-based challenges to determine who is in fact the best. 1. Perform your favourite movie monologue - 2:24 2. Cast a live-action South Park movie - 11:42 3. What is the best Nic Cage character - 20:22 4. Pick 4 movie characters to survive with in a mall during zombie apocalypse - 30:45 5. Pitch a Donald Trump biopic where QAnon is real and Trump is an action star - 54:38 6. Who is the best non-human character in Star Wars - 1:06:12 7. Create a movie pitch on the spot - 1:17:00

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Twitter: @HWHAPodcast Paolo and Carson used refined scientific techniques to guess next year's best movies.

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Twitter: @HWHAPodcast Paolo and Carson discuss their Top 10 movies of 2020. Full spoilers for all reviews, timecodes below in case you don't want to skip ahead and not be spoiled for something. Wonder Woman 1984 - 05:17 Soul - 27:38 Train to Busan Peninsula - 34:54 Boys State - 42:34 The Outpost - 48:57 Onward - 58:01 Da 5 Bloods - 1:03:18 The Invisible Man - 1:17:02 The Gentlemen - 1:25:35 Tenet - 1:29:43

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Twitter: @HWHAPodcast We draft a team of Wes Anderson characters, which includes: A Bill Murray character, a Wilson brother character, a Jason Schwartzmann character, a mother/matriach, a child/minor, and a wildcard. We then put our teams through a series of high society shenanigans and debate whose team is the best.

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Twitter: @HWHAPodcast We engage in a factual, educated discussion about which actor/actress should be labeled as the best action star of the 2010s. Our conclusions - undisputed.

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Twitter: @HWHAPodcast 2 Sales Managers discuss how sales people are portrayed in film and we make them choose which sales characters they would hire for some scenarios we throw at them.

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Twitter: @HWHAPodcast Carson and Paolo argue about the value of Charlie Kaufman's films and a new guest drops by to discuss other new movies that we've enjoyed Tenet (2020) - 3:40 Devil All The Time (2020) - 21:15 Bloodshot (2020) - 48:40

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Twitter: @HWHAPodcast Carson and Paolo argue about the value of Charlie Kaufman's films and a new guest drops by to discuss other new movies that we've enjoyed Onward (2020) - 10:50 I'm Thinking of Ending Things (2020) - 17:50 #Alive (2020) - 32:30

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Twitter: @HWHAPodcast Dr. Mena visits our show and explains how accurate (or mostly inaccurate) infectious disease movies are, and ranks 10 disease movies that we forced him to watch.

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Twitter: @HWHAPodcast We discuss some of the new movies we've managed to catch up on in the absence of movie theatres being open: The Old Guard (2020) The Domestics (2018) Joker (2019)

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Twitter: @HWHAPodcast We discuss the 2008 spanish horror movie 'REC' and the 5 subsequent movies that it spawned.

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Twitter: @HWHAPodcast We return to discuss the adaptation of video games to film, and offer Hollywood some recommendations on how to do it right.

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Twitter: @HWHAPodcast Of all the movie franchises out there, which one is the most fun? This isn't a debate about which one is best, this is about which one brings us the most fun and enjoyment.

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Twitter: @HWHAPodcast Is Harry Potter responsible for creating a generation of SJWs? Are subliminal messages in Disney movies harmless or malicious? Which famous kids movies need to a total rework? We answer all this and more on this month's episode.

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Twitter: @HWHAPodcast We discuss the career of Canadian actor Keanu Reeves, and argue over which role was his best. Episode Fact Check: Care Bears did produce a CGI version of their show in 2012. Keanu Reeves did not voice any of the characters.

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Twitter: @HWHAPodcast Paolo and Carson discuss their Top 10 movies of 2019 and what they're looking forward to in 2020

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Twitter: @HWHAPodcast We force ourselves to watch terrible horror movies so that we can discuss them, but instead try to talk about literally anything else. Movies discussed: Paranormal Entity Alien vs Hunter 11/11/11 Zombie Apocalypse Killers Clowns from Outer Space Zombeavers Bone Tomahawk Gutterballs **NOTE** 'Meow Bitch' scene occurs at 1:22:17 of Zombie Apocalypse

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Twitter: @HWHAPodcast We draft movie robots onto basketball teams and then argue with each other about who picked the best team. Visual aids available on our instagram for you to see the draft pool.

I just finished my 5th Film Festival so I want to rant about people that annoy me at film festivals and also offer some advice to anyone thinking of attending a film festival themself

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Twitter: @HWHAPodcast We bring on some Star Trek experts to teach us the ways of the Federation. They promise to only talk about the movies and not the shows and then immediately break that promise. 1. Star Trek Movie discussion - our favourite and least favourite films 2. Star Trek Characters - choosing which characters we would have as our captain, a wing(wo)man, and who we just hate 3. Making our own Star Trek crews - and then giving them Star Trek-esque scenarios to test them.

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Twitter: @HWHAPodcast On this month's episode we discuss Romantic Comedies, what they are, and pitch the RomCom versions of recent Blockbusters.

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Twitter: @HWHAPodcast Here are some Documentary recommendations so that you have something else to watch instead of some blockbuster you know is going to disappoint you. Movies: Free Solo (2018) Minding the Gap (2018) Won't You Be My Neighbor? (2019)

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Twitter: @HWHAPodcast On this month's episode our guests elect a supreme leader of earth based on a list of 16 movie characters. We also give them a cabinet to work with and debate whether superhero movies are awesome or the worst thing imagineable.

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Twitter: @HWHAPodcast Some Marvel fans drop by the podcast to talk about how much a fan of Marvel they are. Content: 1. Gushing about how good Marvel is 2. Raving about how good Endgame is 3. Ignoring plot holes and subpar time travel logic 4. Fantasizing about being a Marvel superhero 5. Making demands for the future of the MCU

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Twitter: @HWHAPodcast Welcome to a new series where Carson spotlights some of the overlooked and underappreciated movies from the past month. Movies: The 8 Diagram Pole Fighter (1984) Dragged Across Concrete (2019) Reign of the Supermen (2019)

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Twitter: @HWHAPodcast Carson and Paolo talk about movies for 90 minutes with no consistent theme or purpose.

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Twitter: @HWHAPodcast We talk about movies we're looking forward to in 2019 and pitch movie ideas based on dreams we had. 1. 2019 Superhero movies (09:34) 2. Avengers 4 - how will they bring back all the people? (25:00) 3. Pick 3 plot points that will definitely happen in Star Wars 9. (34:35) 4. Cast Ghostbusters 3 (41:20) 5. What IP will they announce a movie for in 2019? (46:11) 6. Pitch a movie idea based on a dream you had(55:05)

Instagram: houstonwehaveapodcast Twitter: @HWHAPodcast We finish our conversation about 2018 by answering some questions that we found in a grocery bag. Also, Carson sounds like he's very far away but he's just very quiet. tl;dr - Annihilation is awesome and Solo is terrible