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Hypothetical Nonsense is a Best Friends Today podcast where best friends Will, Caroline, and Sammie create outrageous solutions to the wildest fictional scenarios.

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    • Oct 7, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 1h 7m AVG DURATION
    • 57 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Hypothetical Nonsense

    We Found The Strongest Cartoon Character

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2024 56:06


    Sammielthule and Williamfurd keep yapping about being able to beat up fictional characters. Bruh tell me you never been in a fight without telling me that you have never been in a fight frfr. Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! Socials - YT: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - YT: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@hypotheticalnonsense⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - TIKTOK: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - TWITTER: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@bf2day⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - INSTAGRAM: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ -⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠#podcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠#comedy⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠#Friends

    We Became Finance Bros

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2024 64:58


    Money talks and these two Yabagoobies are here to teach you how to turn millions into zillions. Wait? what do you mean it's all gone? All of it? Oof, well kids, take that as a lesson, don't invest your entire company in Livestock Futures. Zuck? Bezo? Elon? anyone interested in going half-sies on this one? We can call it Best Finance Today. Socials - YT: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - YT: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@hypotheticalnonsense⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - TIKTOK: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - TWITTER: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@bf2day⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - INSTAGRAM: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ -⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠#podcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠#comedy⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠#Friends

    How to Make Your Enemies Suffer

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2024 46:20


    NEW LOOK, NEW FEEL, NEW FRIENDS! Socials - YT: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - YT: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@hypotheticalnonsense⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - TIKTOK: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - TWITTER: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@bf2day⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - INSTAGRAM: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ -⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠#podcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠#comedy⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠#Friends

    Our Hot Takes on Austin Food

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2024 49:16


    Not only are these two Yabagoobies talking about food again, but they don't like What-a-burger. Socials - YT: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - YT: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@hypotheticalnonsense⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - TIKTOK: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - TWITTER: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@bf2day⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - INSTAGRAM: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ -⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠#podcast⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠#comedy⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠#food⁠ Intro/Outro music by: ⁠ @roramdin 

    We are moving to LA

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2024 69:41


    Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! burp* we are packing up our bags and moving Best Friends Today to LA. Socials - YT: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - YT: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@hypotheticalnonsense⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - TIKTOK: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - TWITTER: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@bf2day⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - INSTAGRAM: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ -⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠#podcast⁠⁠ ⁠⁠#comedy⁠⁠ ⁠⁠#moving

    Professor Will Teaches us about HISTORY

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2024 42:58


    Class is in session, and unfortunately due to budget cuts and court-mandated programs we have Professor Will teaching us about History (Blue Folder), inventions and making us smarter. Socials - YT: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - YT: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@hypotheticalnonsense⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - TIKTOK: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - TWITTER: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@bf2day⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - INSTAGRAM: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ -⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord⁠⁠⁠⁠ #podcast⁠ ⁠#comedy⁠ ⁠#history

    Getting To Know Our Boyfriends

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2024 51:03


    Listicles. PATREON: https://patreon.com/bestfriendstoday MERCH: https://bestfriendstoday.store Follow us on: Youtube - @todayfriendsbest IG - https://www.instagram.com/todayfriendsbest TT - https://www.tiktok.com/@todayfriendsbest Podcast - https://link.chtbl.com/hypotheticalnonsense

    We Rate Your Meals

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2024 73:22


    this is just gross... Socials - YT: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - YT: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@hypotheticalnonsense⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - TIKTOK: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - TWITTER: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@bf2day⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - INSTAGRAM: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ -⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord⁠⁠⁠⁠ Outro music by: ⁠‪@roramdin‬⁠

    We Almost Choked a Member of a Band (ft. hey, nothing)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2024 51:41


    ‪@heynothing2023‬... well say hello to everything. And by everything, I mean chocolate milk. Socials - YT: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - YT: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@hypotheticalnonsense⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - TIKTOK: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - TWITTER: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@bf2day⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - INSTAGRAM: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ -⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord⁠⁠⁠ Outro music by: ‪@roramdin‬ #heynothing #podcast #comedy #merylstreep

    We Punched a Baby at Chuck-E-Cheese

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2024 68:37


    While Will finds love in the Carnival Cruise villa, Sammie and Cat debate Chuck-E-Cheese trauma. Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! Follow us on: Youtube-@todayfriendsbest IG- @todayfriendsbest TT- @todayfriendsbest

    How to Eat Fried Worms

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2024 61:06


    She eat on my worms till I'm fried. Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! Follow us on: Youtube-@todayfriendsbest IG- @todayfriendsbest TT- @todayfriendsbest

    tt eat fried worms
    We Told HIVEMIND To SHUT UP.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2024 66:44


    THANK YOU ‪@HIVEMINDTV‬ Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! Socials - YT: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠ - YT: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@hypotheticalnonsense⁠⁠⁠⁠ - TIKTOK: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠ - TWITTER: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@bf2day⁠⁠⁠⁠ - INSTAGRAM: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support - ⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠ -⁠⁠⁠⁠ Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠ - ⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord⁠⁠⁠

    A Message To Our Future Children

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2024 58:50


    PLEASE eat a vegetable or SOMETHING. The Hot Dogs are taking YEARS off your life. I beg, and implore you, to make healthy choices. I mean that. Socials - YT: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠ - YT: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@hypotheticalnonsense⁠⁠⁠⁠ - TIKTOK: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠ - TWITTER: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@bf2day⁠⁠⁠⁠ - INSTAGRAM: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support - ⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠ -⁠⁠⁠⁠ Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠ - ⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord⁠⁠⁠

    What's The Best Place For A Bowel Movement

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2024 61:20


    Kinda like how Disney XD did it. And look how that turned out. Socials - YT: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠ - YT: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@hypotheticalnonsense⁠⁠⁠⁠ - TIKTOK: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠ - TWITTER: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@bf2day⁠⁠⁠⁠ - INSTAGRAM: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support - ⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠ -⁠⁠⁠⁠ Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠ - ⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord⁠⁠⁠

    Living in a TikTok House w/ Anthpo

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2024 55:20


    Is that Anthpo? Socials - YT: ⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠ - YT: ⁠⁠⁠@hypotheticalnonsense⁠⁠⁠ - TIKTOK: ⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠ - TWITTER: ⁠⁠⁠@bf2day⁠⁠⁠ - INSTAGRAM: ⁠⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠⁠ Support - ⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠ -⁠⁠⁠ Merch⁠⁠⁠ - ⁠⁠⁠Discord⁠⁠

    This Episode Is In A Swimming Pool

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2024 55:59


    Our shirts stay on. Socials - YT: ⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠ - YT: ⁠⁠@hypotheticalnonsense⁠⁠ - TIKTOK: ⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠ - TWITTER: ⁠⁠@bf2day⁠⁠ - INSTAGRAM: ⁠⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠⁠ Support - ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠ -⁠⁠ Merch⁠⁠ - ⁠⁠Discord⁠

    We Got A New Studio

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2024 68:48


    I'd definitely want to be turned into a vampire. If there are any vampires looking for an eternal friend, let me know. I'm down to hang out. Socials - YT: ⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠ - YT: ⁠@hypotheticalnonsense⁠ - TIKTOK: ⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠ - TWITTER: ⁠@bf2day⁠ - INSTAGRAM: ⁠@todayfriendsbest⁠ Support - ⁠Patreon⁠ -⁠ Merch⁠ - ⁠Discord⁠

    we're outside now

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2024 61:44


    studio soon. thank you for support and patience Socials - YT: @todayfriendsbest - YT: @hypotheticalnonsense - TIKTOK: @todayfriendsbest - TWITTER: @bf2day - INSTAGRAM: @todayfriendsbest Support - Patreon - Merch - Discord

    Answering Your Questions

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2024 73:44


    You asked. WE answered. ⁠https://www.patreon.com/bestfriendsto...⁠ YT: @todayfriendsbest INSTAGRAM: @todayfriendsbest TIKTOK: @todayfriendsbest TWITTER: @bf2day

    We're In An Attic Now

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2024 58:23


    there was sweat dingling down my bung https://www.patreon.com/bestfriendsto... Join our Patreon for a bonus episode of the podcast every week, behind the scenes stuff, Baniel's innermost thoughts, and much more

    We're In the Closet Now

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2024 66:01


    This is our first episode as an independent entity. Praise be, LLC.

    Our Final Episode. (kinda)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2024 95:56


    Hey guys. So this is gonna be our final episode under Rooster Teeth. That means that you will never see this podcast room ever again (unless we rebuild it with the exact furniture, dimensions of the room, etc… lmk if you want us to do that) But that does NOT mean that the podcast is over. We are still working through some things, but we (hopefully) aren't gonna stop making Hypothetical Nonsense and Best Friends Today. It's just gonna look a little different, and we might need your help. Thank you. BFT Love

    Rating your “Shower Thoughts”

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2024 86:59


    Rating your “Shower Thoughts”

    Dear Howard, Howardeez nuts in yo mouth?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2024 96:23


    We give up at this point nothing matters anymore happy hypothetical nonsense hymens  Starring: @CarolineKonstnar @Iamsammielol  @Wahony Follow us on: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@todayfriendsbest/featured IG - https://www.instagram.com/todayfriendsbest TT - https://www.tiktok.com/@todayfriendsbest Podcast - https://link.chtbl.com/hypotheticalnonsense

    This is what a $1,000,000 house looks like.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2024 62:29


    Anyone else used to watch the Price is Right after school? No? My dad used to always say “Watching The Price Is Right is like trying to find a bargain at a garage sale - you never know what treasure you'll uncover or how much you'll end up paying for that slightly used toaster oven”. I miss him…he is not gone or anything, but I haven't seen him since….never mind, they will never find me, I am safe now, the Bahamas is treating me right…they can't force me to do social anymore…I am free! Starring: @CarolineKonstnar @Iamsammielol  @Wahony Follow us on: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@todayfriendsbest/featured IG - https://www.instagram.com/todayfriendsbest TT - https://www.tiktok.com/@todayfriendsbest Podcast - https://link.chtbl.com/hypotheticalnonsense Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Did Rick and Morty Fall Off?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2024 103:48


    Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! Idk. Sponsors: SB&R - shortbrokeandranthrough.com Starring: @CarolineKonstnar @Iamsammielol  @Wahony Follow us on: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@todayfriendsbest/featured IG - https://www.instagram.com/todayfriendsbest TT - https://www.tiktok.com/@todayfriendsbest Podcast - https://link.chtbl.com/hypotheticalnonsense Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Our Biggest Fears (ft. Simon Mayer)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2024 85:13


    Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! That's right! We are talking about our deepest darkest fears in front of y'all! What could go wrong? No seriously, what are you guys going to do with this information? - not Baniel?  Sponsors: SB&R - shortbrokeandranthrough.com Starring: @simon.mayer_ & @sparklinghosewater @CarolineKonstnar @Iamsammielol  @Wahony Follow us on: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@todayfriendsbest/featured IG - https://www.instagram.com/todayfriendsbest TT - https://www.tiktok.com/@todayfriendsbest Podcast - https://link.chtbl.com/hypotheticalnonsense Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    The Elephant in the Podcast Room

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2024 81:59


    Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! We talked about the elephant in the podcast room. Thank you for listening as I stand atop my soap box. Enjoy the show everybody.  Sponsors: SB&R - shortbrokeandranthrough.com Starring: @CarolineKonstnar @Iamsammielol  @Wahony Follow us on: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@todayfriendsbest/featured IG - https://www.instagram.com/todayfriendsbest TT - https://www.tiktok.com/@todayfriendsbest Podcast - https://link.chtbl.com/hypotheticalnonsense Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Futurama vs The Simpsons

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2024 115:22


    Guys everything is fine and everything is fine and dont worry about it haha dont worry about it everything is fine we arent in shambles and at our wits end so just dont even worry guys we're still here look!! Look at us just uploaded!! Its fine Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Ranking “Gen Z Slang” w/ Grace & Julia

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2024 87:06


    We barely ranked them. Sorry, everyone. What we DID do is have fun and make long lasting memories. ❤️ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    BEST CEREAL OF ALL TIME TIER LIST w/ Isaiah Washington

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2024 92:01


    Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! Sponsors: SB&R - shortbrokeandranthrough.com Starring: @CarolineKonstnar @Iamsammielol  @Wahony Support us: Merch - onlyfriends.today Patronage - bestfriendstoday.show/first Follow us on: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@todayfriendsbest/featured IG - https://www.instagram.com/todayfriendsbest TT - https://www.tiktok.com/@todayfriendsbest Podcast - https://link.chtbl.com/hypotheticalnonsense Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Family Guy vs. American Dad

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2024 118:13


    The battle of the century commences, where we decide what the better show of the two shows of Hypothetical Nonsense take it easy!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    We got Scammed w/ Dev Lemons

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2024 90:17


    Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! whatttt  dev lemons and best friends today??? We are gonna teach you how to  not fall for scams and also get you some good helpful insight on the music industry as well even!!! Sorry caroline is actually gone forever Sponsors: SB&R - shortbrokeandranthrough.com Starring: @dev_lemons @Iamsammielol  @Wahony Support us: Merch - onlyfriends.today Patronage - bestfriendstoday.show/first Follow us on: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@todayfriendsbest/featured IG - https://www.instagram.com/todayfriendsbest TT - https://www.tiktok.com/@todayfriendsbest Podcast - https://link.chtbl.com/hypotheticalnonsense Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Reviewing On My Restaurant Til I Yelp

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2024 59:04


    Took me a few minutes to figure out the title for this one. Give me a 1-5 star rating in the comments and let me know. Also call the number down below to let me know how my driving is Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    WHO ARE WE AND WHY ARE WE HERE???

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2024 67:40


    Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! who aid BFT? why is hypothetical nonsense such nonsense in a hypothetical mannerisms in perpetuity? find out now in this episode now Starring: @CarolineKonstnar @Wahony @iamsammielol Support us: Merch - https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/best-friends-today Patronage - bestfriendstoday.show/first Follow us on: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@todayfriendsbest/featured IG - https://www.instagram.com/todayfriendsbest TT - https://www.tiktok.com/@todayfriendsbest Podcast - https://link.chtbl.com/hypotheticalnonsense Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    We became Best Friends w/ Hivemind

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2024 85:53


    Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! We didn't expect it, but our BFT Peanut Butter just couldn't resist diving into the irresistible sweetness of their Hive Mind Chocolate. It's a flavor rendezvous that'll leave your taste buds blushing – this Cross-Over Special is the tastiest intermingling of nutty delights and sinful indulgence Starring: @rileyjohnsavage @whoopigoldmember @CarolineKonstnar @Wahony @iamsammielol Support us: Merch - https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/best-friends-today Patronage - bestfriendstoday.show/first Follow us on: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@todayfriendsbest/featured IG - https://www.instagram.com/todayfriendsbest TT - https://www.tiktok.com/@todayfriendsbest Podcast - https://link.chtbl.com/hypotheticalnonsense Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    We found the Sexiest Cartoon Character

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2024 60:09


    Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! I told you we'd be doing this again. I hope you all read these, I pour my heart and soul into this. Starring: @CarolineKonstnar @Wahony @iamsammielol Support us: Merch - https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/best-friends-today Patronage - bestfriendstoday.show/first Follow us on: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@todayfriendsbest/featured IG - https://www.instagram.com/todayfriendsbest TT - https://www.tiktok.com/@todayfriendsbest Podcast - https://link.chtbl.com/hypotheticalnonsense Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Being Relevant and Watching Family Guy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2024 61:04


    Crack crack crack crack crack crack crackcarckcrcakc crcakc crack crack crack carack crak crkc. What the FUDGE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    The Definitive Sexiest Cartoon Character

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2024 79:00


    Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! Sorry guys. We're also going to do this in the future. Merry 2024. Starring: @CarolineKonstnar @Wahony @iamsammielol Support us: Merch - https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/best-friends-today Patronage - bestfriendstoday.show/first Follow us on: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@todayfriendsbest/featured IG - https://www.instagram.com/todayfriendsbest TT - https://www.tiktok.com/@todayfriendsbest Podcast - https://link.chtbl.com/hypotheticalnonsense Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Christmas From HELL

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2023 72:00


    Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! We got really high at the family function and spoke to Santa Claus. He gave us his debit card and we went on a shopping spree. Starring: @CarolineKonstnar @Wahony @iamsammielol Support us: Merch - https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/best-friends-today Patronage - bestfriendstoday.show/first Follow us on: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@todayfriendsbest/featured IG - https://www.instagram.com/todayfriendsbest TT - https://www.tiktok.com/@todayfriendsbest Podcast - https://link.chtbl.com/hypotheticalnonsense Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Meeting the Fockers and Shaquille O'Neal

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2023 78:11


    Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! Can anyone who listens to us audio only let us know? We want to give you all a nice firm handshake, because you're braver than you believe. Merry Christmas. Starring: @CarolineKonstnar @Wahony @iamsammielol Support us: Merch - https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/best-friends-today Patronage - bestfriendstoday.show/first Follow us on: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@todayfriendsbest/featured IG - https://www.instagram.com/todayfriendsbest TT - https://www.tiktok.com/@todayfriendsbest Podcast - https://link.chtbl.com/hypotheticalnonsense Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    The Meaning of Life (ft. Jonas Gindin & DegoBoop)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2023 77:22


    Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! In this episode, we get serious. Also Sammie is with us in spirit. Merry Chichusma. Starring: @jonas.gindin  @degoboop @CarolineKonstnar @Wahony @iamsammielol Support us: Merch - https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/best-friends-today December 13 is our last day to ship gifts in time for Christmas! Patronage - bestfriendstoday.show/first Follow us on: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@todayfriendsbest/featured IG - https://www.instagram.com/todayfriendsbest TT - https://www.tiktok.com/@todayfriendsbest Podcast - https://link.chtbl.com/hypotheticalnonsense Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    We Found the World's Greatest Inventions

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2023 66:03


    Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! Bread or toilet? Which is more important to society? Probably bread. Without bread we would have no sandwich. Starring: @CarolineKonstnar @Wahony @iamsammielol Support us: Merch - https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/best-friends-today Patronage - bestfriendstoday.show/first Follow us on: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@todayfriendsbest/featured IG - https://www.instagram.com/todayfriendsbest TT - https://www.tiktok.com/@todayfriendsbest Podcast - https://link.chtbl.com/hypotheticalnonsense Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    The ULTIMATE Road Trip

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2023 70:42


    Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! We decided to go on a roadtrip, but none of us have our license yet, so we HYPOTHETICALLY went on one. It was ok, not much to see unfortunately but still nice hanging with the work fam. Does anyone know of a good hypothetical mechanic? We borrowed my moms car and it making this grinding sound that I dont think I caused, but she tripping.   Starring: @CarolineKonstnar @Wahony @iamsammielol Support us: Merch - https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/best-friends-today Patronage - bestfriendstoday.show/first Follow us on: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@todayfriendsbest/featured IG - https://www.instagram.com/todayfriendsbest TT - https://www.tiktok.com/@todayfriendsbest Podcast - https://link.chtbl.com/hypotheticalnonsense Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Would You Talk to a Hot Plumber?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2023 68:38


    If a hot plumber came into my home on one of my dairy days I'd probably skip town. Maybe join the circus. Also, um Im the intern and they said that they will fire me if people don't comment on this video, so comment or ill have to move back in with my grandma and her boyfirend Dave, and he is ok but he ask alot of questions and im not in a place where I can answer them.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    HOW MUCH DOES A SUBWAY SANDWICH COST???

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2023 50:16


    Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! When is the last time realistically you've walked into a store and been like okay this foot insert thing costs this amount of money compared to some full bed sheets probably never right ok now that we have established that lets move on to the notion that a subway sandwich might damn well cost more than a chipotle bowl, who would've thought? Anyway check out our episode of this hypothetic nonsense Starring: @CarolineKonstnar @Wahony @iamsammielol Follow us on: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@todayfriendsbest/featured IG - https://www.instagram.com/todayfriendsbest TT - https://www.tiktok.com/@todayfriendsbest Podcast - https://link.chtbl.com/hypotheticalnonsense Rooster Teeth - https://roosterteeth.com/channel/best-friends-today Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    THE CORRECT HALLOWEEN CANDY TIER LIST

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2023 97:10


    Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! Everyone can agree Dots SUCK but what about the other stuff like laffy taffy and candy corn? It's hard to tell, but if you google “milk duds” you gotta proceed with caution. Apparently Will's mother loves chocolate? Starring: @CarolineKonstnar @Wahony @iamsammielol Follow us on: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@todayfriendsbest/featured IG - https://www.instagram.com/todayfriendsbest TT - https://www.tiktok.com/@todayfriendsbest Podcast - https://link.chtbl.com/hypotheticalnonsense Rooster Teeth - https://roosterteeth.com/channel/best-friends-today Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Parenting 101: From The Three Experts

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2023 64:14


    Today, we're asking nature's age-old question: “What if your wife wanted to name your child Bruh Vine Wocky Slush Jr?” That question, and more, will be answered in today's episode of Hypothetical Nonsense. Thank you for listening (and for our audio listeners, thank you for listening (and for our visual listeners, thank you for watching and listening (and for our non-watchers and non-listeners, I know where you are and I am coming to get you))). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    THE SCHOOL SIMULATOR

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2023 63:55


    Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! Is school really the best institution for the learning of amongst our individual student? Should Marbles be eaten accordingly? Questions that are answered aren't always remembered. But we simulated school in this day and age podcast. Watch us talkaboutit Starring: @CarolineKonstnar @Wahony @iamsammielol Follow us on: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@todayfriendsbest/featured IG - https://www.instagram.com/todayfriendsbest TT - https://www.tiktok.com/@todayfriendsbest Podcast - https://link.chtbl.com/hypotheticalnonsense Rooster Teeth - https://roosterteeth.com/channel/best-friends-today Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    How To Tell If She Is Cheating

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2023 56:45


    Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! Love is a dangerous thing luckily, hubert is making your girl do things that maybe might make you upset but is it crazy to have an ounce of curiosity? I hope that you can get to the hospital in time to save your dying grandfather, it would mean a lot to him. Starring: @CarolineKonstnar @Wahony @iamsammielol Follow us on: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@todayfriendsbest/featured IG - https://www.instagram.com/todayfriendsbest TT - https://www.tiktok.com/@todayfriendsbest Podcast - https://link.chtbl.com/hypotheticalnonsense Rooster Teeth - https://roosterteeth.com/channel/best-friends-today Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Relationship Red Flags

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2023 50:28


    Listen to a new episode of Hypothetical Nonsense every Monday! Hm. I mean we are talking about red flags and stuff but my honest advice woud just to watch the video for yourself. I'm sorry if thats a little blunt and dont want to be rude or cause any resentment i want you to know this is just me being honest and we should be as communicative whilst talking about these things??  Starring: @CarolineKonstnar @Wahony @iamsammielol Follow us on: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@todayfriendsbest/featured IG - https://www.instagram.com/todayfriendsbest TT - https://www.tiktok.com/@todayfriendsbest Podcast - https://link.chtbl.com/hypotheticalnonsense Rooster Teeth - https://roosterteeth.com/channel/best-friends-today Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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