Lord Johnlander

In this week's episode, “Rec(ommendation)-lander” Pan and Beth cover 708, “Turning Point.” We kick off the Lord Johnlander season 3 finale with a detailed list of alternate show recommendations from Beth to get you through Droughtlander. Pan is predictably unhelpful in that regard, but continues to multiship like a depraved lunatic. Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented FaerieChild. This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.

In this week's episode, “Talk Nerdy to Me,” Pan and Beth cover 707, “A Practical Guide for Time Travelers.” We break down the major turning point in William's character arc, Beth nerds out about history, and Pan has to take a few moments to process this week's sexiest scene. Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented FaerieChild. This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.

This episode includes sensitive topics that some listeners may find triggering. Listener discretion is advised. A variety of support resources are available in the US by calling 988, or visiting SAMHSA.gov from most anywhere. In this week's episode, “Manifest It” Pan and Beth cover 705, “Singapore” and 706 “Where the Waters Meet.” We discuss the finer points of swamp-ass as it pertains to the weather patterns on the eastern seaboard of the United States. Beth shares a cool anecdote and swoons over William, and to no one's surprise, Pan is salty.. The fic recs this week are Prodigal Son by JeSuisPrest -and- Even in Silence by Holly_Mack  Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented FaerieChild. This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.

In this week's episode, “Lord Ellesmerelander,” Pan and Beth cover 704, “A Most Uncomfortable Woman.” This is the (Outlander) episode Beth has been waiting for. And if you're like Pan and you're already confused by the wobbly timeline, this is the (Lord Johnlander) episode you've been waiting for too. Here's that EPA article about different kinds of wetlands in the US. And here's the wiki page for the Great Dismal Swamp. Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented FaerieChild. This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.

In this week's episode, “Big Bangs” Pan and Beth cover 703, “Death, Be Not Proud.” It's a lousy bingo week, and we're mostly trying to figure out what the heck is going on with this plot. Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr). This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.

Warning: This episode contains discussion of sexual violence that some listeners may find distressing. Listener discretion is advised. Survivors of sexual violence in the US can contact RAINN at 1-800-656-4673 for support or visit the website to access a variety of resources from anywhere, or chat confidentially with a trained volunteer. In this week's episode, “I Wish I Knew How to Quit You” Pan and Beth cover 702, “The Happiest Place on Earth.” Beth rethinks her position on last week's opening scene in light of this one; Pan really wants you to write Jamie/John omegaverse fic; and we discuss the latest trends in aluminum headwear. Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented FaerieChild. This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.

SPOILER WARNING FOR SEASON 7! In this week's episode, “Two Crones with Microphones,” Pan and Beth cover 701, “A Life Well Lost.” Lord John didn't even have screen time this week, but this is Lord Johnlander, so you can't tell that by listening to us. Pan is back to stirring the pot and Beth tries some deep breathing exercises to deal with the horror. Play bingo with us! The fic rec this week is “The Art of of Not Grieving Alone” by iihappydaysii & MistressPandora Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr). This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.

In this week's episode, “And They Were Roommates,” Pan and Beth celebrate the end of season 2 with all the nerding and shenanigans you could want. Gay monarchs? Check. Calling out historians for being homophobes? Check. A very serious discussion into the philosophical and aesthetic principles of standing cocks? You betcha. Pre-emptive correction: Beth mistakenly said that Louis XV was the grandson of Louis XIV. In fact, he was his great-grandson. Louis XIV, known as the Sun King, reigned for 72 years and 110 days, and outlived his son and two grandsons, leaving his 5 year old great grandson, Louis, Duke of Burgundy, to take the throne at five years old. Also listen to find out what season 3 is going to be like! Beth mentions a carcan necklace. Pan went googling and found this: A carcan (or carcanet) is a jeweled collar or necklace. Carcanets were typically quite elaborate and formal, worn closely fitted to the neck. (source). Find us on Twitter, Tumblr, or Wordpress to see an example image. Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr). This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.

This episode includes sensitive topics that some listeners may find triggering. Listener discretion is advised. A variety of support resources are available in the US by calling 988, or visiting SAMHSA.gov from most anywhere. In this week's episode, “Dragonfly in Pretzel,” Pan and Beth cover 213, “Dragonfly in Amber.” Beth tries to teach Pan the Latin word for “killing your uncle” (it goes about as well as you expect); we discuss why all of Jamie's children have daddy issues; and Pan prepares to defend Roger's honor to the death. The fic rec this week is “It Was Always You” by JeSuisPrest and “The Silver of Moonlight” by JRC10 Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr). This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.

This episode includes sensitive topics that some listeners may find triggering. Listener discretion is advised. A variety of support resources are available in the US by calling 988, or visiting SAMHSA.gov from most anywhere. In this week's episode, “Prince Charlie's Milky Thigh” Ness, Pan and Beth cover 2.12, “The Hail Mary.” We beat up on Claire's sorry excuse for an apology and then peel back the layers on the villains we love to hate, because priorities. Fair warning: we use more than one sports analogy this episode. No, we don't know why either. The fic rec this week is This Ain't a Love Song by MistressPandora Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr).

Warning: This episode contains discussion of sexual violence that some listeners may find distressing. Listener discretion is advised. Survivors of sexual violence in the US can contact RAINN at 1-800-656-4673 for support or visit the website to access a variety of resources from anywhere, or chat confidentially with a trained volunteer. In this week's episode, “Confirmation (Bias) Is Mine” Pan and Beth cover 211, “Vengeance is Mine.” Beth uncovers the secret to successfully invading England, Pan picks up Dougal fangirling duties, and we debate the relative merit of self-sacrifice as Clamie's go-to defensive strategy. Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr). This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.

In this week's episode, “Pissed in Pans” Pan and Beth talk with Ness about episode 210, “Prestonpans.” We have a riveting discussion about the fine line between war chief and unhinged madman; interrogate the inherent eroticism of peeing in jars; and (completely unrelated to the previous statement) pour one out for our man Angus. The fic rec this week is May He Rest in Pieces by geekinthepink The bonus (Supernatural, not Outlander!) fic that Pan recommended is All In a Night's Work by Unforth. Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr). This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.

In this week's episode, “Lord Johnlander” Ash joins Pan and Beth to cover 209, “Jes Suis Prest.” This is the one we've REALLY been waiting for! Lord John may only be on screen for about five minutes, but you better believe we spend a solid hour talking about him. And Beth has some really cool history facts too. The fic rec this week is What It Is to Love Her, by iihappydaysii (Ash) and MistressPandora Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr). This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.

In this week's episode, “Laughing Our Heads Off,” Pan and Beth cover 208, “The Fox's Lair.” We imagine what planning a Fraser/Grey wedding would be like, geek out about the real Lord Lovat, and lament the ONE SCENE from the book we all wanted to see for this episode and were cheated. Here's that wiki article Pan rambled about. No fic rec this week, but we'd love to promote your faves! Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr). This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.

Warning: This episode contains discussion of sexual violence that some listeners may find distressing. Listener discretion is advised. Survivors of sexual violence in the US can contact RAINN at 1-800-656-4673 for support or visit the website to access a variety of resources from anywhere, or chat confidentially with a trained volunteer. Additional mental health resources are available in the US by calling 988, or visiting SAMHSA.gov from most anywhere. In this week's episode, “The One with All the Bad Things” Pan and Beth cover 207, “Faith.” It's an understandably salty, yet unusually educational episode, and we even uncover the real reason John drinks beer for breakfast in between ranting. The fic rec this week is The Best by Far is You by flyinghome_againstthewind Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr). This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.

Warning: This episode contains discussion of sexual violence that some listeners may find distressing. Listener discretion is advised. Survivors of sexual violence in the US can contact RAINN at 1-800-656-4673 for support or visit the website to access a variety of resources from anywhere, or chat confidentially with a trained volunteer. In this week's episode, “An Unexpected Ranting” Pan and Beth cover 206, “Best Laid Schemes.” We started off already salty and bring up some fandom-related current events, then try to figure out how much time has actually passed in Paris so far. But hey! At least we figured out why these episodes feel so difficult to get through. The fic recs this week are Come back to me by Holly_Mack; and Fire Closest Kept by JRC10 Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr). This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.

In this week's episode, “Unlikely Agreement” Ness joins Pan and Beth to complain about 205, “Untimely Resurrection.” Ness made the mistake of binging three Paris episodes at once, and Beth and Pan agree that Claire is just The Worst this episode. The fic rec this week is Le Suppliante by kittyperpetua Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr). This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.

Warning: This episode contains discussion of sexual violence that some listeners may find distressing. Listener discretion is advised. Survivors of sexual violence in the US can contact RAINN at 1-800-656-4673 for support or visit the website to access a variety of resources from anywhere, or chat confidentially with a trained volunteer. In this week's episode, “Amateur Hour” Pan and Beth cover 204, “La Dame Blanche.” We also chat season 7 cast and predictions, take a look at Jamie's coming out monologue, and FINALLY get to talk about a dinner party we actually like. The fic rec this week is Sins of the Flesh by preciouslittleingenue Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr). This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.

Warning: This episode contains discussion of sexual violence that some listeners may find distressing. Listener discretion is advised. Survivors of sexual violence in the US can contact RAINN at 1-800-656-4673 for support or visit the website to access a variety of resources from anywhere, or chat confidentially with a trained volunteer. In this week's episode, “Even the Characters Are Bored,” Pan and Beth cover 203, “Useful Occupations and Deceptions.” Pan struggles to pronounce anything French (sorry), Beth records from a phone booth, and we do our level best to keep these bored characters entertaining. The fic rec this week is A Token of Appreciation by LeviSqueaks. Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr). This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.

In this week's episode, Pan, Beth, Ness cover episode 202, “Not in Scotland Anymore” Join us as Ness gushes about her favorite character, Pan discusses her historical sex toy research, and Beth finds a way to talk about how much she hates “The Search” again (seriously Beth, let it go). Warning: This episode contains discussion of sexual violence that some listeners may find distressing. Listener discretion is advised. Survivors of sexual violence in the US can contact RAINN at 1-800-656-4673 for support or visit the website to access a variety of resources from anywhere, or chat confidentially with a trained volunteer. The fic rec this week, chosen by our guest host, is Trespass Sweetly Urg'd - MistressPandora Other recommended reading: Letter from Alexander Hamilton to Lieutenant Colonel John Laurens, April 1779 (Some more excerpts and commentary can be found here) Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr). This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.

Surprise! In this special episode of Lord Johnlander Beth and Pan talk about Beth's experience at New York ComicCon, seeing the Outlander panels, and the best part of the entire weekend. We mention a link to a video, which you can find on Twitter and Tumblr. (Remember, all opinions expressed are our own, and we're not affiliated with ComicCon either.) Don't worry, we're still posting our regularly scheduled episode on Friday! Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr). This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.

In this week's episode, “Through a Glass, Tipsy” Pan and Beth cover 2.01, “Through a Glass, Darkly.” Beth is back on her Frank-hate-train, Pan forgets to silence her phone, and we gush over Minnie and Hal's love story because it's the best in the series. There's no fic rec this week, but if you tag us on social media with a rec for this episode, we'll share it! We want to hear from you! Send us questions, comments, or fic recs, and we might read them on the air. Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr). This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.

In this week's episode, “One More for the Road,” Pan and Beth take listener questions for the first time ever (and even answer a few)! We reflect on our first season coming to an end and give Lord Johnlander a proper send-off until season 2, which is to say, we make up a bunch of shit on the fly and fumble our way through some heinous fic vibes. We mentioned a bunch of fics this week! The “official” fic recs are: Ewig Mein by BeccaFK8 and A Thousand Ships: A Tale by James Fraser by JRC10 Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr). This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.

Warning: This episode contains in-depth discussion of sexual violence. Listener discretion is strongly advised. Survivors of sexual violence in the US can contact RAINN at 1-800-656-4673 for support or visit the website to access a variety of resources from anywhere, or chat confidentially with a trained volunteer. In this week's episode, “A Very Special Episode” Pan and Beth have a long, serious discussion about episodes 1.15 and 1.16, “Wentworth Prison” and “To Ransom a Man's Soul.” The tone of this week's episode is very different from the rest of the season. Rather than our usual shenanigans, we take a critical approach to how sexual violence is used and portrayed in the series, focusing on the issues that come up in these two episodes and the real-world affect media can have on an audience. Out of respect for the subject matter and tone, there is no Lord John and no fic rec this week. We'll be back to the shenanigans next week with our season 1 finale. Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr). This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.

In this week's episode, “All Filler, No Killer,” Pan and Beth talk about both “The Watch” and “The Search,” mostly because Beth claimed she would die if she had to spend an entire episode talking about “The Search.” We get a little meta about the futility of time travel, musical paradoxes, and Claire's revelation that other people love Jamie too. The fic rec this week is Prodigal Son by JeSuisPrest Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr). This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.

Warning: This episode contains mentions of sexual violence. Listener discretion is advised. Survivors of sexual violence in the US can contact RAINN at 1-800-656-4673 for support or visit the website to access a variety of resources from anywhere, or chat confidentially with a trained volunteer. In this week's episode, “Jamie's Hot Girl Summer,” Pan and Beth discuss episode 1.12 “Lallybroch.” We break down Jamie's status as the original himbo, side with Jenny, and still find ways to talk about John a lot. The fic rec this week is Open to Interpretation by MistressPandora Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr). Help us make our first season finale the most hysterical by taking our quick survey! Responses close on 8 September 2022 at 11:59 pm EDT. This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.

In this week's episode, “Ned Gowan, Shenanigans Slayer.” Pan and Beth discuss the Devil's Mark and say goodbye to Ned, who won't make another appearance until season 3. We also talk witch trial history, late 90s movies, and Stephen King. If you listen closely, you'll hear us mentioning the episode now and again, too. The fic rec this week is Love is a Three-Edged Sword by Angstosaur Check out the podcast “Unobscured.” Season 1 is about the Salem Witch Trials. Find 11/22/63 by Stephen King's at your local independent bookstore. Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr). This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.

Warning:This episode contains mentions of sexual violence. Listener discretion is advised. Survivors of sexual violence in the US can contact RAINN at 1-800-656-4673 for support or visit the website to access a variety of resources from anywhere, or chat confidentially with a trained volunteer. In this week's episode, “Full English Breakfast” Ness joins Pan and Beth again as we discuss “By the Pricking of My Thumbs" and… eggplants. Like a lot of eggplant. The fic rec this week is It's Not a Duel by iihappydaysii Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr). This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.

Warning: In this episode we discuss domestic and sexual violence. Listener discretion is advised. If you have been affected by domestic violence, there are resources to help! You can call the National Domestic Violence Hotline at 1-800-799-SAFE (7233) or visit the website to chat anonymously with a trained volunteer. Survivors of sexual violence in the US can contact RAINN at 1-800-656-4673 for support or visit the website to access a variety of resources from anywhere, or chat confidentially with a trained volunteer. In this week's episode, “The Ranting, Part 2,” Ness joins Pan and Beth in the second half of a two-part episode about “The Reckoning.” For the most part we're back to our usual chaotic shenanigans so tune in to hear us talk in depth about the boner scale, wax poetic about bosoms, and did we mention the boobs? The fic rec this week is Of Keys and Unusual Bonds by Nara_stories Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr). This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.

Warning: In this episode we discuss domestic and sexual violence. Listener discretion is advised. If you have been affected by domestic violence, there are resources to help! You can call the National Domestic Violence Hotline at 1-800-799-SAFE (7233) or visit the website to chat anonymously with a trained volunteer. Survivors of sexual violence in the US can contact RAINN at 1-800-656-4673 for support or visit the website to access a variety of resources from anywhere, or chat confidentially with a trained volunteer. The tenth episode of the Lord Johnlander podcast is now available to stream on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon, iHeartRadio, and more. In this week's episode, “The Ranting, Part 1,” Ness joins Pan and Beth in the first of a two-part episode about “The Reckoning.” In Part 1 we get a little heavy as we discuss domestic and sexual violence and its ramification on the show in the context of both the 18th and 21st centuries. Don't worry, we'll be back to our usual shenanigans next week. No fic rec this week since we unexpectedly split this into two episodes Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr). This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.

In this week's episode, “Of Swords, Sausage, and Sporrans,” Pan and Beth try unsuccessfully to stop making references to Jamie's sporran sausage as we delve into important topics like Ned's pistol, Frank's mini-club, and John's sword-wielding abilities. We may even talk about episode 108 a little bit too! The fic rec this week is In the Eye of a Hurricane by allmylovesatonce Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr). This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.

In this week's episode, “Three Weddings and a Brothel,” Pan and Beth descend into complete chaos as we discuss the canon and semi-canon weddings of Jamie, Claire, and Lord John. Beth goes off on a tangent about female pleasure, Pan rants about The Scottish Prisoner, and somehow we pull the whole thing together by the end using scrap paper and glue sticks. Before you listen, make sure you check out our pre-reading assignment, an early draft of Lord John's proposal to Claire. The fic rec this week is Every Impossible Move by JeSuisPrest The book we discussed is She Comes First by Ian Kerner Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr). This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.

In this episode @geekinthefuschiahair (tumblr) joins JeSuisPrest and Pan again to discuss episode 106, The Garrison Commander. This week, Pan wants to watch Jack Randall implode, JeSuisPrest explains what a bottle episode is, and Ness has never stanned Dougal harder. The fic rec this week is Beg For It by MistressPandora Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr). This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.

In this episode @geekinthefuschiahair (tumblr) / @KaiserBun87 (twitter) joins JeSuisPrest and Pan to continue their episode 1.05 rant from last week. Pan gets pissed off at Claire again, JeSuisPrest challenges Willie-haters to a duel, and Ness still stans Dougal. The fic rec this week is Die for This Kingdom by MistressPandora Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr). This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.

In this episode GeekInThePink joins JeSuitPrest and Pan for a jam-packed half hour of really intense Dougal ranting, the launch of a hot new rarepair ship you never considered, and the formation of the official Jeremy Foster fan club. No fic rec this week because this is the first half of an unintentional two-part episode. Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr). This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.

In this episode we get surprisingly serious on issues of loyalty and faith, JeSuisPrest has to work extra hard to come up with bad things to say about Frank, and Pan thinks Jamie smells like horse shit.The fic rec for this episode is: On Our Lips, Begin & Tell, by JRC10 Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr).This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.

In this episode, JeSuitPrest explains how Lord John is the Giving Tree, Pan makes shit up as she goes, and we agree that Father Bain has a very punchable face.Clarification from last week: In modern American terms, the procurator fiscal is a little like a district attorney. You can read more about it here.The fic recs for this episode are: Spite the Devil by JeSuisPrest and Comfortable in his Skin by MistressPandoraTheme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr).This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.

In this episode, we take you through episode 1.02 “Castle Leoch.” We answer the question, “Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket?” and debate what constitutes “in the neighborhood.” Plus Pan finds an excuse to put penises on a spreadsheet and Je Suis Prest disparages Claire's land navigation skills.And here's an extra treat for you: Last week we talked about the way redcoat uniforms in Outlander differed in color from real life. We have photographic evidence! See below.The fic rec for this episode is: Second Wife by BetweenScenesTheme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr).This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.

In this episode, we kick off our Outlander series rewatch with episode 1.01 "Sassenach." We'll answer the questions on everyone's minds: What in the holy hell is this mess??? and So what's Lord John up to right now? Plus, we take a deep dive into the mind of Frank Randall, Pan says some not-nice things about Hal, and JeSuisPrest recites a sonnet to Sam Heughan's impressive range of heart eyes.