Mikey Hates Horror Podcast

Whoever "resurrected" this series wasted somebody else's money, and the franchise has never been the same since. I feel bad for Mike Myers in this one...his home was invaded with cameras. Also, why is Jamie Lee Curtis on the front cover like she was important?

5th time is a charm, right? No? Then why are we doing this again? Stop answering calls from people you don't know. Joe Rogan might be balder than previously thought.

usually someone celebrates their 40th episode with a "popular" movie, but I don't care. This is the scariest movie of all time. Check under your bed for Jason in New York City. Because he's there. Joe Rogan is bald.

They didn't have to make this. And they shouldn't have. Get hooked again...again. Mikeyhateshorror@gmail.com Mikeyhateshorror on Insta. Mikeyhorrorshow on Twitter. Now leave me alone...or i'll sick the fish guy on you.

Look, I wouldn't have even done a Part 2...but you all are listening, so here it is. I don't want to say anymore, because man...do I have to continue this series? Oh yeah, there's a snake. OH NO.

Bro, we're doing this again? There's a castle. There's evil stuff. And evil stuff happening in a castle isn't good news for anyone. Harry Potter probably won't help though, because he's useless. Part 1...because the movie is 2 hours and 40 minutes.

In the epic finale of this two-part series, we find out that magic wands are dumb and people turn to ash way quicker than you'd expect.

Harry Potter might be magical, but he's selfish. Part II coming soon...because...it's all about Harry.

Well...someone else wants Sidney Prescott dead. And I don't know why. Why is this happening for a 4th time?

So...we're really doing this again? They made another Scream? Wow. I just....I just can't.

Apparently, it's time to scream again. I can't believe Dewey is in this movie. And they're making a Scream 5? I can't do it anymore.

The doll is back again. Really? Also, I found out 50 Cent wrote two books, but people don't like them. Don't subscribe. As i say in the show, my dad doesn't love me.

Laurie needs to stop. Michael needs to stop. Haddonfield needs to stop. You need to stop. Everyone...just needs to stop. Does evil die tonight? Just stop.

First, I diss Buffalo Wild Wings. It's serious. I reached my limit. Then, MTR2's album cassette continues with "Side B" of 'Uncensored', a cassette side filled with skits and crazy content that only a 13 year-old confused kid could come up with. With an episode that disses Buffalo Wild Wings and washed up pop stars, who could ask for more?

13-Year-Old rapper and misguided child MTR2 returns with his angriest album yet, "Uncensored". A departure from his innocent beat-less debut, MTR2 has lived a few more months of life, and he vents about his experiences and perspective on life as he knew it. With Side A featuring the hits "Green Fairy Man" and "Loco", MTR2 also teams up with his sister for ridiculous comedy skits. Come along for the ride.

Ladies man extraordinaire, muscular phenom, wiz man (not kid), super strong dude, and fearless mogul Scorch Appleton reviews" Friday the 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan", the scariest movie of all time.

MTR2 returns for Side B of his hit debut cassette tape, "Nothing Real". The chaos and disses get deeper, and the streets ain't ready. How will this cassette end? Will anything ever be the same? Over 2 decades later, we listen in and revisit the life and times of 13 Year-Old Rap phenom, MTR2. The question is, are you down? Come along for a ride full of cringe, inspiration, and nonsense. Stay tuned for upcoming Episode 3, where we will cover Side A of MTR2's next album titled "Bad".

What happens when you find old cassette tapes of yourself rapping when you were 13? Play them and review it on your podcast, of course! What struggles did I have as an early teen? Apparently many, and on this episode of the Mikey Hates Horror Podcast, I play ‘Side A’ of my debut rap album, “Nothing Real”. I never reveal why I named it “Nothing Real”, but 20 years later, I provide post-commentary to the “tracks” from my short-lived rap career. And by “tracks”, I mean a cappella rapping without a background beat because I didn’t have a studio or professional equipment. Just a boom box with a mic. Seriously. This isn’t horror, but you’re still more than welcome to come along for the ride. Episode 2 or “Side B” to ‘Nothing Real’ coming soon!

If you have a thing for red heads and are a sucker for second chances, then you've come to the right place. Chucky, the killer doll, returns for Andy in a rematch of "Hide the Soul". Winner takes all. Watch your ankles. No refunds. If you don't want your toys to be possessed, then you should totally leave a comment or review my show. It's the only way to stop a toy from trying to kill you.

What's worse than bad sex? An evil entity coming after you because you had the bad sex. On this episode, Mikey covers the highly original, critically acclaimed film "It Follows". Will our main character escape the evil entity stalking her at every turn, or will she fall victim to the relentless fart jokes and sexual innuendo that infested this episode? You should comment and rate my show...or else the sex thing will be after you too.

Don't be afraid to dive back in time to 1995 where horror movies were simple. After 6 long years, Michael Myers has come home to kill...so maybe don't leave him for dead, or assume he's dead? Because now you have a problem on your hands...and it's not Paul Rudd's early acting. Do the twists in this movie pay off? Do the revelations behind Michael's murder spree make any sense? Take a chance and press PLAY. He's come home again...again, again...again...once more (but not for the last time.) You should totally rate and review me...or else Michael will visit your home town when there's a thorn constellation in the sky.

Ding dong!! Michael is back again, so is Loomis, and so is the Myers house...even though it looks nothing like the Myers house. And that's just one of the many things about the 5th installment of the Halloween franchise that irks the Mikey Hates Horror podcast, as we cover how ridiculous things are getting. Why is Jamie a mute? Why does Michael's mask look like melted cheese? Does Loomis wash his tan trench coat? If so, how often, and with what detergent? All these questions and more COULD BE answered in this episode. So come on back home to Haddonfield and let's go trick or treating...TO DEATH! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT DEATH IS! Like and subscribe to the show, or else you're going to live in a town that is stalked by a mass murderer every Halloween, but during the year, you'll forget all about him. Until next Halloween, that is.

In a time where mental health is crucial, I feel it's time to get personal and share my traumatic experiences that have never been heard before. It's been 20 years since an event that permanently altered the course of my life, and after going into graphic detail of this event, I pay tribute to the trauma and fallout I've recovered through. I also share my experiences and memories of the woman who saved my life, twice, and how her influence continues to be my inspiration. Of course, I also share the paranormal aspect to this story as well, giving hope and faith in the afterlife. This was not an easy episode to produce, but it's necessary all the same. If you can draw inspiration and strength from the message, I've done my job.

Taking it old school on the Mikey Hates Horror Podcast! Introducing, "S'Mores with a Corpse", a scary story series told around a campfire for the entire family. A mixture of both fictional and true ghost stories, "S'Mores with a Corpse" is perfect for car rides and simple scares. Episode 1 Includes: "The Club": Intruders in a funeral home come across a grotesque membership. "I Know Him": A woman in Pennsylvania sends in a true ghost story, where her young son wants to play with other children...that aren't there. "The Hand": A true paranormal account where a young boy is awoken in the middle of the night by noises from underneath his bed. Leave a review and subscribe...or else I'm going to hide under your bed and make noises. Then I'll roast marshmallows, depleting your inventory.

2 years after the car accident that covered up a murder that technically never happened, the killer in a slicker is back to seek fishy revenge for his death that never happened. A paradise vacation turns into a bloodbath, and you can tune in as the Mikey Hates Horror Podcast covers every mishap, bad line, and needless detail. This movie's title is highly inaccurate too, as we're no longer talking about "last summer" It was actually 2 summers ago. Julie's breath still stinks. Yeah, press PLAY. Also, leave a review or else you'll run over me with a car, think I'm dead, and then I'll come back a year later to get revenge because you thought I was dead and I never was. Will you kill me again before I kill you? I still know what you did 2 summers ago.

Let me ask you, have you ever danced naked in a cemetery while your friends held up road flares? If you answered yes, then come along as the Mikey Hates Horror podcast makes it's triumphant comeback to ease your terrified, little mind with the greatest podcast episode there ever was. Watch along with me as we enjoy one of the best zombie movies to ever grace the horror landscape, 1985's "Return of the Living Dead". A group of people struggle to stay alive after a small little "whoopsie" at a medical supply warehouse triggers a zombie invasion! There's boobs, laughs, gore, and a few farts...what more could you want? Hit "Like" or "Subscribe" now to my podcast, or else i'll accidentally reanimate a corpse, burn it at a mortuary in your town, and make it rain acid, zombie precipitation on your local graveyard.

Celebrate the official arrival of October with a short episode from the Mikey Hates Horror podcast! I make fun of girls who dress like Harley Quinn, I prank call people, and I finish the show with a very real ghost story. Subscribe today, or leave a review, or else I'll prank call you and you'll be haunted forever by the things you never accomplished because you just weren't motivated to do so.

Happy Friday the 13th! On this episode, pop in your own copy of "Jason X" at home and watch along with me as I provide my own devious audio commentary to this pitiful entry of the Friday the 13th franchise. What were they thinking? Space? Really? This got the green light from a major movie studio? And I actually saw this thing in theaters? Is Jason wearing tin foil? Mikeyhorrorshow on Twitter. Mikeyhateshorror on Instagram. Mikeyhateshorror@gmail.com Please rate, review, or subscribe if you can. Or else metallic Jason is going to hide in your closet. But he's frozen, so it's cool.

On Part II of the "Curious Case of Jodi Arias", we dive into the lives of Jodi Arias, Travis Alexander, how they met, their chaotic relationship, the warning signs along the way, and what led to the blood-soaked crime scene that horrified everyone. Please rate, review, and subscribe to the show...or else Jodi Arias is going to hide under your bed and hack into your social networking accounts. Mikeyhateshorror on Instagram Mikeyhorrorshow on Twitter Mikeyhateshorror@gmail.com

On June 9th, 2008, the decomposing body of a man was found in an upstairs bathroom, brutally crammed into a shower stall. No one had seen nor heard from him in days, and upon this gruesome discovery, a mystery unraveled that would shock a nation. On this episode of the Mikey Hates Horror podcast, Part 1 of this "Curious Case of Jodi Arias" series will dive into the very beginning of what would become a criminal case that forced jurors to ask, "what defines a victim?" Submerse yourself into the gory details, the alibi of an unlikely suspect, the profile of a victim, and all the lies that came along the way. Dead men tell no tales, but crimes scenes have plenty to say. Strap in, this is going to get personal. Part II coming soon.

It's a 4th of July SPOOKTACULAR on the Mikey Hates Horror Podcast. Mikey kicks the show off with an angry rant against his fellow movie-goers at the "Child's Play" showing. After that, it's time to abuse the 1990's horror heavyweight, "I Know What You Did Last Summer". What happens when 4 friends make a pact to cover up an accidental murder, but the guy doesn't stay dead? Pretty awkward, right? There's bad script lines! Terrible acting! And there's even the guy who played 'Rusty' in the holiday classic, "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation"! This an EXPLOSIVE (get it?) episode released just in time for you to enjoy some fireworks, cookout grub, and podcasts...however that works. It's the Mikey Hates Horror Podcast Independence Day Celebration! Stop on by and bring a covered dish. @mikeyhorrorshow on Twitter, and @mikeyhateshorror on the Insta. If you enjoy the show, please leave a rating and/or review on Apple Podcasts, and hit the 'subscribe' button if you don't want a hook to the chin.

What happens when one podcast makes fun of another podcast? That's when you get...a PODROAST. The Mikey Hates Horror Podcast is back and once again poking fun at another horror show. "Nightmare on Film Street" is a podcast out of Canada hosted by a married couple, and Mikey has some questions...and complaints...about their show. Listen as Mikey plays clips of their show and points out everything from corny jokes to fake Twitter followers? BUT FIRST, Mikey discusses the anticipation of seeing the Child's Play reboot, and why he can't stand people who want to spoil everything. Hit up MIKEYHORRORSHOW on Twitter, and MIKEYHATESHORROR on Instagram for the latest. You should also leave a rating and review...or you might end up...in a Nightmare...ON FILM STREET.

It's dark...it's murky...it's rather vacant...but it's not your wife's butthole. It's far worse... Come along as we explore the dark history, weird sightings, odd noises, and decomposing corpses of the Athens Lunatic Asylum. What brutal experiments happened here? How were the patients treated? And where is the asylum today? All of this, plus the usual crude, rude, and nasty shenanigans, are in full effect of this episode of the Mikey Hates Horror Podcast. Then I chat with George Edwards, host of the Athens walking tours, on the phone! We get into an argument. If you don't want to be haunted by the Athens spirits, just to be safe, subscribe to my podcast and leave a review. Please. I'll undergo a lobotomy if you don't.

THE MIKEY HATES HORROR PODCAST IS BACK! Mikey kicks the show off by playing the new Child's Play trailer...does he hate it? Is he disgusted by it? Why do people think that people can still be killed by dolls? Eat farts and die. Then, Mikey reviews Halloween: 20 Years Later, the horrific sequel released in 1998. Josh Hartnett is a 1998 dream boat. Tune in to the trashing of a lifetime as Mikey covers everything that is wrong, wronger, and downright putrid about this disgrace of a film. Hatred turns into uncontrollable laughter as Mikey can't believe the director put THIS in the movie. What is it? Well, first off, none of your business. Second, tune in to find out. THE EYE HOLES OF HIS MASK ARE TOO BIG! But not too big for you to rate, review, and subscribe on iTunes.

You and your friends played with one, with often creepy results. But where did it come from? How did it come to be? And are there truly deadly consequences to fear when you attempt to speak with the dead? On this episode of the Mikey Hates Horror Podcast, we dive into the mysterious and deadly history of one of the world's most controversial "toys"...The Ouija Board. From the origins to present day, it's time to unveil everything that has made this board what it is. AND THEN! The Mikey Hates Horror Podcast checks back in with "Nightmare on Film Street", the show we roasted in the last episode. It seems they heard the episode...and I listen to some of their responses. And then of course...I can't help myself. I end up roasting parts of their latest episode. It's a fun-filled and spooky episode, so what are you waiting for? Hit PLAY or something. Follow me on instagram at mikeyhateshorror and on Twitter at Mikeyhorrorshow. Don't forget to lock up your Ouija...and your wiener.

Everyone has a podcast, even in the horror community. But, how many of them are actually good? It's time to find out. In the first of many reviews, Mikey examines the "Nightmare on Film Street" podcast, hosted by Kimmy and Jon. Their podcast is two years old, and they are on Patreon, which means that fans pay and support them to do their show. But, what are these fans paying for? Is it actually true that this show has 40,000 legit Twitter followers? How talented are the hosts? Mikey examines this all and more...and it gets very gritty, very quick. Mikey then closes the show with his own rendition of the "Nightmare on Film Street" podcast. This is by far the best Mikey Hates Horror podcast to date. You won't be able to turn it off. Not a dull moment! Turn up the heat, it's a roast!

Scream stormed onto the scene in 1996...and into the hearts of thrill-seeking movie watchers across the world...BUT YOU NEED TO ASK YOURSELF WHY?! This episode of the Mikey Hates Horror Podcast reviews the horror masterpiece, and dices up everything that's wrong with this movie. Can a movie without Caller ID stand the test of time and technological advances? Why run UP the stairs instead of OUT the door? And WHY SO MANY SEQUELS?! If you're alone in the house, and if you love horror movies, then you might like this episode. If not, then you can take this movie and SHOVE IT WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE! Where it belongs. If you rate, subscribe, and review this podcast, then the scream guy won't be outside your window asking you trick questions over the phone about scary movies. Don't burn the popcorn.

Is this a sequel, or is this the name of the sequel to a ship that sunk over 100 years ago? Does it matter? The only thing that matters is this poop turd of a movie, where a young tycoon builds a new ship that is an exact replica of the original Titanic. People board this ship, ready to embark on a memorable journey that pays tribute to the original ship that was doomed on its maiden voyage...only to find out that this ship is headed for choppy waters and FLYING ICEBERGS! Without any of the storyline, funding, and talent from the 1997 blockbuster, "Titanic II" sails into bold waters and sinks quickly. Hear why on this heartwarming episode of the Mikey Hates Horror podcast. You won't recognize one person who "stars" in this movie, but you'll sure recognize the plot right away, because when you name a ship/movie "Titanic II", bad things are bound to happen. If you rate, review, and/or subscribe, you could win a chance to sail on the TITANIC III!

Welcome to the last vintage Mikey Hates Horror episode before the RETURN of BRAND NEW shows! In this episode, Mikey talks about the passing of his grandmother, and follows up with true stories of her haunted house. Lots of things went "bump in the night" in that house, and I'm not just talking about elderly people having sex. If you don't want Mikey's grandma to haunt you, you should probably rate, review, and subscribe to this podcast. It would help the show in a big way, and more people might be able to find it. If not, that's fine. Have fun with her apparition appearing at the end of your bed tonight. Mikeyhateshorror@gmail.com for any suggestions, questions, feedback, and nudes.

The table is set, so get ready to yummy down on this spoof horror flick that'll have you laughing or seething with anger...one or the other. A group of college kids is stalked by a turkey...and the shenanigans ensue. How could a plot like this come to be? How does it work? Does it work at all? And why do people never make enough food when they throw a feast? Only 3/4 of these questions will be answered, but one thing is for sure: it is possible for a turkey to have sexual relations with a human. Find out for yourself. If you rate, review, and subscribe to the show, i'll invite you to my next Thanksgiving Feast.

THROWBACK EPISODE: A critically acclaimed episode from a past podcast incarnation has returned from the grave! Ghosts from the past! Spirits of dead relationships! The departed feelings of trust! Taking a brief detour from horror movies and hauntings, this episode of the Mikey Hates Horror podcast features an episode from the now defunct "Mikey Hates It" podcast. But don't click away just yet! Mikey and his female sidekick share experiences of cheating from their past relationships. The lies! The secrets! The dirty, dirty slime! Face it, we've all been there...but these stories are cringeworthy. And who knows? You might even get more out of this episode than you think. Warning signs. Bad lies. Also, having more respect for yourself so that you're not a cheating liar's fool and tethered pet. If you've ever wanted to hear about two people's terrible experiences of being cheated on in a relationship MULTIPLE TIMES, this is your chance. Rate, review, and subscribe. And beware.

I know it ain't the Christmas season, but you can go to hell. In this festive holiday romp, a night of babysitting goes awry when a babysitter is stalked by a mysterious figure...but the culprit may surprise you. Hell, it may surprise all of us. What happens when the plot turns upside down and the bodies start piling up? Find out on this episode of the Mikey Hates Horror podcast. You might find that this is a movie to add to your collection to enjoy beside a roasting fire and sipping hot chocolate. You might also find that your partner is cheating on you. Chances are 50/50. You know what would be a great Christmas gift, though? If you rated, reviewed, and subscribed to this shiz. Mikeyhateshorror@gmail.com for movie/haunting suggestions.

In this collection of tales all happening on Halloween Night, you'd think you were watching "Trick R Treat"...but you're not, because you're too damn cheap to buy the damn movie. Eat me. This movie has it all, and a few pleasant twists along the way. In a way, it rewards you for being a piece of trash who doesn't buy DVD's anymore, because it's a rather pleasant surprise. How will it all end? Well, if you're not going to buy it, or watch it, just listen to this. I have you covered. Like molasses. And waffle house hash browns. You know what's also a scary tale? Rating this podcast, subscribing, and reviewing it.

In this early episode of the Mikey Hates Horror podcast, we take on the evil Santa and review "Krampus Unleashed", a low-budget attempt at terror that isn't scary the balls off of any tree. It's honesty terrible. Two families vacationing together for the holidays will never be the same (literally) as the bodies start piling up, one by one. But don't expect any big time action; this is as cheap as it gets, with terrible sound effects and quick cuts. All in all, just chill out, and don't get attacked by the Krampus. And if you're feeling holiday-ish, you can leave a review, rate, and subscribe to this podcast. Because i've lost complete control of my life.

The pointless myth of Bigfoot continues with one more movie you shouldn't spend any money on under any circumstance. The fact that people are still obsessed with a big, hairy creature that doesn't exist really tells you about all the free time people have on their hands. It's bullcrap. And i'm fed up. This movie is in "found footage" format, and follows 3 young adults as they travel deep into the woods... ...sound familiar? Yeah, it should. Bigfoot County is yet another "Blair Witch Project" ripoff, but it doesn't end the way you might think it would...and it's disturbing. Bigfoot doesn't exist, but if he did, I bet he'd rate, review, and subscribe to this podcast...just like you should.

If you loved the cult classic about arguably the most notorious haunted house in America...then you're going to hate this piece of garbage. Here comes another movie trying to attach itself to a popular movie franchise, even when it has NO connection to the actual haunting itself. Bad actors...bad plot...and everything you'd cringe at in between. I watched this hunk of junk so that you didn't have to, so the least you can do is rate, subscribe, and review this hunk of junk podcast. Or else.

It's the night he came home...and stayed home! Mikey covers "Halloween 2", which picks up where the original classic left off. Minutes after being shot 6 times by Dr. Loomis, Michael stalks the streets of Haddonfield, and pursues his sister at Haddonfield Memorial! What till it take to end to end this murderous shape? Well, evidently, they didn't do a great job, because Mikey goes on to cover "Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers". 10 years after that fateful Halloween night, Michael returns to his hi-jinx and trickery as he stalks Haddonfield once again, this time targeting his niece, Jamie Lloyd! It's the movies you grew up with...covered by a complete moron. Please rate, review, and subscribe. It helps the show, which gets no help at all.

It's Friday the 13th on the Mikey Hates Horror Podcast! Mikey celebrates by reviewing Friday the 13th Part 4: The Final Chapter, and then gives a list ranking his favorite Friday the 13th movies from #12 to #1. Which one is his favorite? Will there be farts? What about boobs? Or skinny dipping? And will Mikey be able to refrain from yelling at loud cars that pass his home while he's recording? Mikeyhateshorror@gmail.com Please rate and leave a review on iTunes. Happy Friday the 13th

Mikey reviews the 2008 unnerving horror flick, "The Strangers". Is it deserving of all the hype it gets? After the review, Mikey also covers the real life inspiration for the movie, including the Keddie Cabin 28 Murders, which remains unsolved to this very day. As always, the Mikey Hates Horror Podcast is rude, crude, and entertaining. If you enjoy the show, make sure you show some love by leaving a rating and review on iTunes! Mikeyhateshorror@gmail.com

Mikey starts the show very maturely by making fun of other people and shows. Then he charges forward into reviewing "Jigsaw", the 8th installment of the SAW movie franchise. Wow. Let's try to make sense of this mangled, blood-soaked mess. Many questions surround this film, including: How does it measure up to its predecessors? Does it continue the original storyline? Is Jigsaw really back? And most importantly, who farted? Mikey does his best to answer all of these questions and more in one of the best Mikey Hates Horror Podcast shows ever made. Follow Mikey on Twitter @mikeyhorrorshow, and reach out to the show @ Mikeyhateshorror@gmail.com. Please take time to rate and review. It helps the show reach more ears. Later haters!

In the first show of 2018, Mikey kicks off the episode by going on an angry tirade about a moron in a flannel who invaded his personal space at a Redbox Kiosk. Mikey then launches into the movie review of the episode, "Annabelle: Creation". This movie not only covers the origins of Annabelle Higgins, but also provides a broader scope into the events and supernatural forces surrounding the possessed doll. Is this a good horror movie, or just another trash sequel begging for your cash? Find out for yourself, and enjoy all the inappropriate tomfoolery and shenanigans that come with this deprived show. Thanks for your support! If you want to help the Mikey Hates Horror Podcast become a bigger show, please rate, review, and subscribe on iTunes! It helps. You can also follow on Twitter @mikeyhorrorshow.