Militant Affection: A Dark Comedy

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It's not the end, yet.

Just a little sleepy on this one.

Yummy sandwiches are so tasty!

Warning: Stabbing language.

Another epic story.

Story Time RULES!

This one's a little messy. But it gets the job done. Thank you for the support.

This one is a gamble. IF YOU DARE.

Apples are my favorite fruit.

Secrets.

I'm just gonna tell stories now.

I almost quit.

Late night recording. Have fun, you.

Follow: @mattmillerreal / @unwholesomecomedy

Vaccines, Immigrants, Mermaids, and MORE!

C'mon guys. What else are you doing? Just listen.

I talk Las Vegas and Free Speech.

Please enjoy.

This is a smooth episode.

Part of the episode: I'm tired. Other part of the episode: I'm very tired. Whole episode: great.

I don't believe anything that I've said on this podcast. Maybe.

Weapons will protect your feelings.

The EP may be late, but

Patreon is $1! https://www.patreon.com/MattMillerReal

Just Twins stuff really.

What a time it's been.

Whoops!

I talk about fat stuff.

I talk petting and the movie "Vortex." I also talk some college stuff. I also talk some other stuff.

We all know at this point.

I'm chewing gum, NOW. AFTER the podcast.

I don't think I talk about anything in the title of this episode. I mean I MIGHT, but I don't remember. https://patreon.com/mattmillerreal

Now, THIS. This is the one.

This is the one.

I'm a little tired.

This episode is on time. Today is Monday.

Unfortunately, your boy had covid. I've let you all down. May god have mercy on our souls.

How many people have you f*ngered? Patreon.com/mattmillerreal

The S is silent in the Nascar bit. Don't @ me.

Of course I talk about slapping. You know I did. F You.