Nobody's Listening

inner B.I.T.C.H.

performance art by Carpetbaggers

I challenge your religion to a good old fashion pray off.

The misery of pretentiousness

Your ideas are hilarious, and your face is frightening.

New podcast from Joseph Burtoft. Talking tubs and new cars

I was a pathological liar.

talking about alkaline trio and guilt trips

Bald! In two years I'll be full Ray Allen.

Hope everyone is having a solid nose exhale laugh at themselves on whatever day they're watching this.

extra lives at home depot

17 dollar beers should be cold.

Wine bars and breathing exercises

Finding Self-worth through landscaping

Golden Gate bridge vibin'

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#NobodysListening #Podcast #LosAngeles We talk about being child now. Is it easier or more difficult to be a kid now than it was in the 1960's? No it's easy now. Fortunately now children have the freedom to choose their own sexual identity, mad respect and sympathy to the trans people born in the 50's who had to keep their entire being under wrap for a lifetime. It's so easy to be alive now. The only trouble we have is the plight of being advertised to. We talk about Don Vito style pranks, and the sins of our past stupidity. We come to the clear conclusion that Zach desperately needs therapy or Prozac to break him out the cycle compulsively checking info wars. We talk about how weak the news has been lately. We are completely done talking about viruses, and we need some hot stuff to gossip about other than Lizzo and Scott Baio. Is it virtuous to dwell on tragedy? Nah, probably not. Pick the tragedies you want to care about and watch dancing with the stars for the rest of the week. Turn off your news and get squeaky! Tell us why you don't like Instagram and why you removed it from your phone and why it always draws you back. We want to know. Please talk to us. We discuss why we believe everyone who claims to have been abducted by aliens always has a probing story. It makes no sense, or does it make all the sense in the world? Which is more ridiculous believing in aliens, religion, or ghosts?

"uh, yeah, hey I was calling about the property in Inglewood? Let me ask you something, do you think there's room for a Captain Planet pinball machine?" #NobodysListening #Podcast #LosAngeles INSTAGRAM https://instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod FACEBOOK https://www.facebook.com/nobodyslisten/ SPOTIFY https://open.spotify.com/show/5UCCbTxrPBro5lO516ytzZ?si=Tx0oGvLkTdOiYAXuoM6MWA APPLE PODCASTS https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/nobodys-listening/id1078825973

you ain't gonna let a DUI stop you from seeing the Boss at Meadowlands right? What happens when people get into car accidents and there is blood on the streets? At what condition is a body so messed up that a cause of death is a fool's errand? Answer us! This episode features some truly dark content involving crime and some blood. If you are still reading this, why? https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod/ #NobodysListening #Podcast #LosAngeles

I have no idea what we talked about, but it had something to do with chicken slaughterhouses involving an execution by chainsaw. I think we also talked about Chris Delia's apology as well. Maybe parking tickets too. https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod/

or... how to vape your way to an online bachelor's degree in Oceanography from Arizona State University. here we are https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod/

Today we talk about self help and self love. Is self love good? Does everyone deserve love? These questions seem complicated, but are actually wildy/impossible to answer. Also for the sake of maybe working our way into a feed we talk about Jordan Peterson.

this new covid strain makes you al dente for life, boys, don't f*** wit it just stay inside and watch Blown Away https://instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod https://youtu.be/rleG-MblsXQ #NobodysListening​ #LosAngeles​ #WSB

This podcast is an introspective look into the lives of two young men imagining a world where they have children. It's truly disturbing. Good luck making it through. We love you. Let's kiss sometime.

Today we talk about how great of fathers we will be. When Zach and I get married and In vitro fertilize each other we will hang no bad drawing on our refrigerator. This podcast is committed to giving the best possible advice on fatherhood. It's our pleasure to help rear America's youth. I have no idea what I'm even typing right now. I'm sorry you're still reading this.

uploaded from a Days Inn just outside of Washington, D.C with the absolute worst WiFi any patriot could ask for. #NobodysListening #Podcast #LosAngeles

don't ever sell a lawnmower on craigslist unless you want Lucky from King of the Hill to come hang out at your place for a few hours. https://instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod

if you think you're above yelling at an 80 year old russian woman than you've clearly never lived in an outdated 12 unit building in West Hollywood. find us on instagram https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod/ #NobodysListening #LosAngeles #TomCruiseVideo

stick to wells and beer when you go to McShaughnessy's Irish Pub and Pizza Shop. instagram https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod/ #NobodysListening #LosAngeles #SlipknotDualityVocalCover

not all angels stay in heaven :( https://instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod #NobodysListening #LosAngeles #HowToFixAniPhone12Screen

how many $2 beers does it take to shake off that custody hearing? 6. Exactly 6. follow us here https://instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod #NobodysListening #LosAngeles #HowToFixAniPhone12Screen https://youtu.be/T59B0GYDnl0

put the vaccine in a DQ Blizzard then we'll talk. harass us on instagram here https://instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod #NobodysListening #LosAngeles #SteakRecipes

Would you sacrifice your life to have a high school cafeteria named after you? Today we discuss the tragedy that is the grandma from Dante's Peak not having a memorial jungle gym at a public park. We also talk about movies that have made us cry. I'm going to include a list of movies for searching purposes on YouTube. My Dog Skip, Les Miserables, Midnight Special, The Adventures of Huck Finn, Inside Llewyn Davis.

TNT is about to get way hornier. follow us on instagram https://instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod #NobodysListening #LosAngeles

This episode is a twink (it's short) because we did a live stream on election day, and Zach and I can only spend so much time together before we strangle each other for erotic pleasure. We talk about the election, horrible network tv, and the LA times paywall where they hide their sexual assault allegations. Also we have some tips about leaving the country and erasing your identity to become an entirely new person. Basically what Bernie Madoff should have done. Zach does a pretty decent Robert De Niro impression and I scream laugh like a middle aged Ukrainian woman having her first orgasm since escaping the Soviet Union. Follow us on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod/

Someone tell Josh to quit ridin dirty. Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod/ #NobodysListening #Podcast #LosAngeles

you're only gonna survive school if you have no less than 7 mothers. which one is your bottom? well that's up to you to decide. find us on instagram https://instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod #NobodysListening #Podcast #LosAngeles

in this episode we discover a homeless person sleeping in the garage next to mine while recording. he didn't seem mad and neither was i but i think we were all just scared by it a little. https://instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod #NobodysListening #Podcast #LosAngeles

yes, the money is expensive... but we can get you $500 now for bail. what else are you gonna do? spam us on instagram https://instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod #NobodysListening #LosAngeles #Comedy

we all knew a Dennis and odds are he's got an even sweeter knife collection now that he's older. Hit us up on instagram https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod/ #NobodysListening #Podcast #LosAngeles

Uday and Qusay DEF had duel Lambos on those hot summer nights in Baghdad. Hit us up here https://instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod #NobodysListening #Podcast #LosAngeles

We're back and ready to talk about children who almost got their asses beat at a chain pizza restaurant. Other topics include the impending election, the hazards of being cool as shit smoking cigarettes in Hollywood, and most importantly, why you shouldn't run a weed edible review channel when you have kids in your apartment. Find us on instagram https://instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod

Today we are talking about micro dosing drugs to make massive layoffs much more tolerable. Follow us on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod/

Someone's gotta tell these census employees to back the hell up, bruh. Also we can't help but divulge into the de-evolution of the US again. Stay for a funny story though about a possible killer living near Zach's apartment. Spam us on insta https://instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod

This episode is straight FIRE g, we're vibing HARD on some MGK and talking shit about the baddest boys of the Iraq/Afghanistan Conflict. Come hang with us at the dispensary sometime bro!

This episode contains literally the craziest apartment story i've ever heard in my young adult life. We also figure out how to save the Post Office and guess what Ben Shapiro's sexual fantasies are. It is what it is at this point, I'll probably just go back to drywalling anyway.

It's the first episode back in a "studio". We got better mics, we talk about an unsolved murder, we roast "critically acclaimed" films and more.

Two dudes are back for another episode, wondering what Kony has been up to since his disastrous 2012. Also what's the worst season of a show ever? Season 64 of COPS? Why would anyone even ask these questions? Also the fatter of the two dudes goes to some random box store and gets stiffed by a guy with a Lexus. So if you're into denying justice there's that. Oh yeah we're on Instagram here https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod/

No disrespect to any of the artists or pieces of art we mention, but these are shows and bands that we like that are widely accepted as being "basic" and lacking substance. Some of them being Macklemore, Fun., Weeds, and Degrassi. A guilty pleasure is defined as something, such as a movie, television program, or piece of music, that one enjoys despite feeling that it is not generally held in high regard. if you have anything that you think is good, but mercilessly get clowned for let us now!

You have no idea how much pain and suffering were stopped by some trucker getting a Dave's Double from Wendy's on his way home instead of a firearm. Also we power rank the LaCroix flavors and pontificate on the feelings we got as kids from hypersexualized cartoon characters created by Disney. Please tell us we suck on instagram @NobodysListeningPod

This week 2 random dudes talk about Corona's effect on the big city, the greatest protest video every captured, and the most elitist shows ever. Intrigued? Why not? What did we ever do to you? After you watch that FoodWishes video on Curry Lamb Shanks come back here and finish watching ours so I can buy a cool guitar someday. Also we're on instagram too if you're into targeted ads https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod/