Not After 30 Podcast

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Bah and Anthony El Hefe give their thoughts on the latest edition of the battle of Ontario, and preview the next round for Canada's team! Help support the podcast by check out our headline sponsor Silverwax.ca and use our promo code (notafter10) to save 10% on your order

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Anthony El Hefe is joined by old friend, they haven't talked in over 15 years. tune in to hear old stories about starting hair school, joining the army and pussyfooting. this podcast and all podcast on the network are supported by Silverwax, check out silverware.ca and use our promo code (notafter10) to get 10% off your orders

El Hefe and Bah chat about a very busy month of march. this podcast is brought to you by Silverwax, check out silverware.ca and use our promo code "Notafter10" and save 10% off your car detailing orders

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U30 & NA30-Melky Unplugged (part 2) Beewan & Melky are back for round two! Beewan blames his dodgy African Wi-Fi, while Melky unleashes a glorious rant about gym meatheads. Chaos, comedy, and questionable takes—just another day with these two odd peas in a pod…or maybe just two nuts in a sack!

Anthony el Hefe talking life and death. dealing with death can be hard.

Beewan pulls the plug and lets Melky flow—raw, unfiltered, and udderly real! From smooth talk to past mis-steaks, the Casa Nova himself spills the dairy on love, laughs, and late-night escapades. Is he truly cultured, or just a little cheesy? Tune in and find out—this one's moo-st listen!

The boys from Buds town are back with a brand new year and a brand new podcast about your Toronto Maple Leafs Anthony El Hefe is join with Ball Walker and we break down the leafs mini three game losing streak, but as William Nelander says what's the big deal Let's go!!!

joined by longtime friend Andrea Payne

Melky, Bah, Goobie, and Kaff unwrap their naughty list with yuletide seduction and holly-jolly innuendos. They're decking the halls with boughs of naughty and spreading more than just holiday cheer. Tune in as they sleigh your senses with hot cocoa puns and mistle-toe-curling stories. Merry Christmas, and may your nights be silent—but not too silent.

Melky & Goobie are here to carve up the action from the 3 Thanksgiving games that were juicier than Grandma's turkey and spicier than Uncle Frank's political takes. The verdict? These games were a cornucopia of chaos and touchdowns . Tune in when these two Canadians put their leftover takes in the microwave!

You get served up a holiday feast of laughs as Melky, T-Rex & HVAC Foodie unwrap their favourite Christmas dishes and roast the ones they hate! Fruitcake gets yeeted faster than Santa on a tight schedule, and the eggnog debate? Let's just say it got thicker than Grandma's gravy. Tune in for holiday cheer—and maybe a little Christmas rear.

Anthony El Hefe and Bah Walker are back to recap the leafs.

Melky and Goobie go full "Jeepers Creepers" as they dive into the murky depths of fantasy football! With playoff spots creeping closer, they're deciding who to keep (like a touchdown pass from Mahomes) and who to disown (looking at you, Mr. Butterfingers). By the end, they're channeling the Creeper himself, hunting for fresh fantasy prey and laughing at their league-mates' missteps. “Keep your eyes peeled... because someone's bound to fumble!”

Welcome, mourners, as Melky and Goobie don their finest black suits to hold a gridiron graveside service for the fallen teams of 2024. These squads have fumbled their hopes, punted their potential, and are six feet under the playoff line. Let's honor their fourth-and-long journey to irrelevance. Rest in punt, fallen teams! ✝️⚰️

With Melky riding solo on the bench, he's calling audibles on the NFL trade deadline with takes as spicy as Eva Longoria's behind. First, he's handing out his MVPs, shouting out winners who made moves like prime-time players. Meanwhile, he's sending the losers to the locker room for the ol' “No Fun League” playbook. And as for Jerry Jones…well, let's just say he's still running a Hail Mary offense when the league's already in the red zone. Cowboys fans, you feeling defensive?

Special guest Eastgate drops his 100% guaranteed betting wisdom, and it's so sure-fire that Vegas might want to tune in. His strategy? Bet on both teams, double down, and if all else fails, blame the refs. Melky & Goobie suggest taking notes. With Eastgate's guidance, you'll either cash in or at least have some extra pocket change for next week's therapy session.

Melky, Eastgate, and Cuzin P are dribbling their way into the NBA's opening night, hyped to assist all you Raptors fans on what's ahead this season. Their court vision? All eyes on the Raptors as they look to dunk on the Eastern Conference! From airballs to missed dunks, they've got you covered. It's time for the tipoff!

Melky and Goobie huddle up to tackle the juiciest trade rumors as the NFL trade deadline approaches. They "pass" judgment on the players circling the rumor mill, from running backs who need to rush out of town to quarterbacks looking for a handoff to a better team. By the end, they both agree that the NFL rumor mill is just as wild as any Hail Mary, leaving you waiting to see who'll be the next on the move.

Bah Walker and Anthony El Hefe recap the Toronto Maple Leafs month of October.

With Melky, Bah, Goobie, and KaffDaddy, it's a frightful feast of Halloween monkeyshines, as they spill the boonanas on haunted hot dogs and gorilla-fy your ghost stories around the campfire! Do creepy condiments come alive? Listen if you dare… they might just mustard up the courage to uncover the spooky truth. Happy Halloween!

Postman Goobie is on a special delivery run, shipping out fantasy football busts—no return address required! From Najee "Return to Sender" Harris to Kyle "Lost in Transit" Pitts, Goobie's making sure these underperformers never find their way back to your lineup. With a bag full of fumbles and missed points, he's not taking any receiver complaints.

After a saucy 40th episode celebration, the crew of "Wow! I Had Mustard" returns, ready to relish in the good vibes. But just when things seem smooth as mustard, a sneaky cheater spreads chaos! Goobie gets grilled, KaffDaddy tries to ketchup on the drama, and Bah's ready to mustard up some courage. Can Melky cut the mustard and keep things spicy, or will this cheater leave a bitter aftertaste?

Melky and Goobie are ready to feast on NFL frauds this week—and they've got their carving knives out for more than just the turkey! Some teams came to the table acting like they're the whole Thanksgiving spread, but when you take a bite, it's all dry turkey with no gravy. A few thought they were serving up a feast, but it's more like the sad, forgotten veggies no one asked for. Let's gobble up some football Canadian style. Happy Thanksgiving!

HVAC Foodie & T-Rex are stuffed with joy as they tackle Thanksgiving—family, food, and way too much gravy. Meanwhile, poor Melky, sent to investigate pumpkin spice lattes, heard "Latinas" instead and went on a wild turkey chase! Talk about getting your priorities sauced! The brothers give thanks, Melky gives... mixed results. But hey, at least someone's getting a leg up on Thanksgiving!

The squad lit up the fantasy scoreboard, leaving defenses more lost than Belichick's hairline in the wind. Points piled up faster than Swifties buying concert tickets after Travis Kelce's last touchdown. The guys welcome special guest Charles, who came in with the hottest take since Randy Moss went to the Pats: "Which is the greatest dynasty, Patriots or Chiefs?" It's the million dollar you'll want to debate about!

well this is it! the start of the 2024-25 NHL season. Anthony El Hefe and Bah walker get up to talk about the Maple Leafs BIG season

Goobie's in the house! The cheeto oracle returns to help Melky separate the real from the fake. After Week 4, we've still got a few undefeated teams, but which ones are for real, and which ones are pretending harder than a bad Tinder profile? Who's ready to crumble like a cheap cookie? Get your popcorn ready and find out!

the jays sucked so hard this year. I just can't

Your beloved toilet destroyer Goobie is out, but fear not—special guest Matt Miller steps in and more than fills the gap! Matt breaks down which defenses are about to go from sleepers to season-savers. Don't miss this defensive deep dive—it might just help you win your league!

Melky and Goobie bring the heat with Eagles super fan Bah Walker, who's mouth won't stop flapping about Philly's big win. The guys tackled fantasy busts, rushed through waiver wire tips, and intercepted some hot takes. Bah was flyin' high, but don't worry – we kept him grounded, unlike Jalen Hurts' deep balls!

It's Week 1 baby! Time to dust off your jerseys, stretch those fantasy muscles, and dive headfirst into the pigskin pandemonium! Melky & Goobie are back on the gridiron, dodging bad trades like they're blitzes and praying their star players don't pull a hammy. So, whether you're celebrating a TD or cursing a fumble, buckle up—it's going to be a wild ride.

The hosts celebrate their milestone by mercilessly roasting each other. From jabs about questionable movie choices to hilarious anecdotes involving mustard mishaps, no one is safe. They sprinkle in trivia about the previous 39 episodes, reminding listeners of the wild, mustard-infused journey they've all shared. It's a side-splitting, mustard-flavored roast fest that leaves you in stitches, proving that nothing is sacred when it comes to celebrating 40 episodes of mustard madness!

Brad Myers stops in for his annual sit down. find brad: @bradmyersrefs thanks as always brad.

The NBA Playoffs are back baby! It's the time of year when every team thinks they've got a shot at glory, but as they say, "May the best team swish the net!" Join Melky and Eastgate as they dive into round one and put up more ugly bricks than Lebron does at the buzzer. From Hail Mary shots to three-point prayers, it's the time of year you don't want to miss...unless you're Shaq at the free throw line!

The NBA Playoffs are back baby! It's the time of year when every team thinks they've got a shot at glory, but as they say, "May the best team swish the net!" Join Melky and Eastgate as they dive into round one and put up more ugly bricks than Lebron does at the buzzer. From Hail Mary shots to three-point prayers, it's the time of year you don't want to miss...unless you're Shaq at the free throw line!

well......here we go. another year of cool stuff (69....nice) but also some sad stuff, like losing to the Boston Bruins (X3) but its also great when Anthony El Hefe and Bah walker get together. come for the tears, stay for the healing. Go Leafs Go

Get your shawarma here! The guys are back and unleashing more shenanigans in the kitchen. Get ready to roll with the punches and wrap up your worries because we've got enough meat to make your taste buds do the tango! So grab your pita parachute and dive into the saucy secrets and crispy delights. This is a thick ride you don't want to get off of because we're leaving no meat unturned!

this is an interview that Anthony El Hefe did with Been from the Atlantic Bridge podcast. check them out on X @ATCbridge

Get ready for a tangy ride! This episode was a rollercoaster of flavors, just like a gourmet hotdog! The guys sadly dive into Spirited Away with all the enthusiasm of a dry pretzel – sorry, but that movie's about as exciting as watching paint dry! The cinematic torture continues. Everything Everywhere All at Once felt like your face was slapped from a dildo. Hold your noses, Your hosts pondered over who smells the worst from a fan mail question. Come taste the aroma!

another story filled episode with Melky and El Hefe

Welcome back to the "Nothing But Miss" podcast, where the hoops talk is hotter than a Steph Curry three-pointer! While Melky is figuring out how to finger roll, he's joined by special guest, local music artist Eastgate. They run a fast break while Bah is lost in Detroit—talk about a full-court press! The guys dish on how the NBA All-Star Weekend has become weaker than Shaq at the free-throw line. The NBA trade deadline gets a shoutout, they also dissect their Toronto Raptors, and their playoff team predictions are air balls! So tune in and get ready for a brick shot of laughter!

sorry for the delay with the Leafs edition, El Hefe and Bah weren't able to connect until now. but we're happy to announce that they're back and ready to go....actually el Hefe might be too ready to go. in this ep, Anthony gets too sauced before show time and bah has to carry the load. spoiler alert, bah does great! Go Leafs Go

sorry for the delay, life has been wild. this ep of self therapy is based around marital s3x and other thoughts. let me know on insta @notafter30podcast

The gridiron stage is set for a showdown of epic proportions! In one corner, we have the Kansas City Chiefs led by Kermit Mahomes, Travis Kelce & Taylor Swift. And in the other corner, we have the San Francisco 69ers, led by Big Cock Brock Purdy, CMC & sometimes sober coach Kyle Shanahan. Who will emerge victorious in this Super Bowl clash? Will the evil KC empire continue their reign of dominance, or will will San Fran make them crumple like Britney & Jackson Mahomes popularity? Tune in for a showdown wilder than a frog in a blender!

Welcome mustard enthusiast to season 5! Your favourite foursome is back and ringing in the new year with something spicy. Are Taylor and Travis ruining the NFL? The guys dissect the love birds, shame the media and speculate whether Swift's cat is actually a furry spaceship. There's a new fan mail segment you don't want to miss. Shake it off for a new saucy blend of movie reviews, cooler talk and trivia. It's a mellow yellow treat!

n the grand finale, the gang tackles the fantasy football championship outcome like Deshaun Watson does at a massage parlor. Special guest Bah spills his secret sauce for fantasy success – turns out, it involves a lot of shame & regret. The boys then dive into NFL playoff predictions. Spoiler alert: their predictions are as accurate as Bryce Young finding an open receiver for a touchdown! So grab your popcorn and join the chaos. It's a season-ending spectacle that's more entertaining than Melky and Goobie eating footlongs. Thank you!

In week 17, our dynamic duo tackle the scorching topic of coaching hot seats in the NFL. To spice things up, they bring in the pint-sized Small Fry, who's so short he needs a booster seat to be on air! In a surprising twist, Goobie lost in his semi-finals, leaving him more deflated than Tom Brady being caught for cheating. Will he recover? Tune in for the post-game on his fantasy fumble. Spoiler alert: Small Fry might need a step ladder to reach some conclusions! You don't want to miss the final episode of 2023. Happy New Years!