Obsassed

Your favorite podcast hosts have a lot to celebrate because this is our 99th episode, season 3 finale, and we're both MOVING to new apartments! With these major life changes underway, we felt it was a great time reflect on some of the most insane apartment experiences we've had! Tune in to get nostalgic! We'll be back soon to kick off season 4 with episode 100 in Fall 2022. We're Obsassed with you so get Obsassed with us!

Greetings earthlings! Tune in to this extraterrestrial episode all about alien encounters and abductions! “Addicted to Aliens” will be an ongoing series of episodes dedicated to our love for otherworldly alien babes.

Shark sightings have been making quite the splash lately, don't ya think? Take a bite out of this jawsome shark-themed episode to learn all about these incredible creatures! And, trust, we are not being sharkastic when we say we NEED to save them from extinction!

WARNING: This podcast episode is Rated X...because it's Xtremely interesting! That's right, this week we're talking all about x-rated films!

Keeping up with our magical theme, this entire episode is dedicated to our crystal obSASSion! Follow along as Ari takes us on a mystical journey through the origin of healing crystals, which to purchase, and how to use them! Whether or not there's a scientific explanation for the healing powers of crystals, if you believe it to be true, that's all that matters! As the iconic Josh Groban once said, "Believe in what you feel inside and give your dreams the wings to fly. You have everything you need...If you just believe."

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock...a HAUNTED ROCK! Tune in to this spooky scary minisode about a witch named Moll Dyer and her haunted rock! For more information on Moll Dyer: https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/moll-dyer-rock

Magical Energy of Sedona by Ariana & Jeff

Born Naked: The History of Drag by Ariana & Jeff

We're Obsassed with Pride Month! We're also Obsassed with making sure we all know the differences between SEX, GENDER, GENDER IDENTITY, and GENDER EXPRESSION. They are not to be used interchangeably and are all vastly different. Tune in to this episode to learn about the differences and the history of the social construct that is "gender."

Happy Pride Month! We'd like to think that most people know what the letters in the acronym “LGBTQ” stand for. But we bet there are some people, even in the queer community, who may not know what the letters in recent acronym “LGBTQQIP2SAA” stand for! In this episode, we break down the meaning of each letter in the ever evolving acronym used to describe the queer community! Remember, as the world continues to learn and understand our differences, the letters and words used to describe the community will continue to evolve, and we love to see it!

Did you know that every color on the Pride Flag represents an important value to the LGBTQ+ community? Tune in to find out what the colors mean!

Reading AURAS is Fundamental! by Ariana & Jeff

Heartstopper, now streaming on Netflix, may be one of the most important shows of our generation. The first season of this British coming-of-age romantic comedy is an open-armed embrace for queer youth and we're OBSASSED! In this spoiler-free episode, we discuss the importance of Heartstopper and why accurate queer representation in media can quite literally change lives!

All over the world, in every club/bar bathroom, there's a woman who's about to become your new bff. Most of them you'll just have for the evening, but some of them, u miGhT Ju$t k33p 4eVeR. Those lucky enough to experience the women's bathroom on a night out know how truly special the experience is. The energy is unparalleled. The vibes are immaculate. The support is *chefs kiss*. We hope you enjoy listening to us chat about meeting strangers in bathrooms and the imprint some of those encounters left on our hearts! Note: This episode, and any of our female-oriented conversations, refer to anyone with a female and/or feminine identity/experience.

We're taking it way back to 2012! Remember when we all thought the world was going to end because of the Mayans' predictions? Well, what if we told you that the Mayans were right, and the world IS actually ending? Press play to prepare for the apocalypse!

Today we discuss whether or not streaming music is better for the planet than buying Vinyl Records. You'll be SHOCKED by the answer!

The Avril Lavigne Conspiracy Theory by Ariana & Jeff

Obsassed's host Jeff and his boyfriend backpacked 40+ miles on Catalina Island, CA! Check out this episode to hear all about this life changing journey, and why we're OBSASSED with stepping out of your comfort zone!

You know the old adage, “anything that can go wrong, will go wrong?” Well, that pretty much sums up Murphy's Law. However, it wouldn't be Obsassed if we didn't approach it from a different perspective! Tune in to this week's episode to hear about the origins of Murphy's Law and why it doesn't always mean something bad will happen!

Calling all short kings! We love you, so get ova here!

We're Cheetah Girls! Cheetah Sistas! This week we take it back to middle school when the Cheetah Girls were at the top of the charts! We're not exactly sure which charts, but we're positive they were at the top of some chart somewhere maybe possibly. BUT, did you know that the movies were actually based on the most poorly written books you have ever laid eyes on? Well, get ready, because today Ari and Jeff will read some of the most hysterical excerpts that have been floating around the interwebs! Can you say, "Growl Power?"

Grab a slice of pie and celebrate Pi Day with us! Tune in to learn all about the magical number and why we celebrate Pi Day every March 14th!

Jeff is turning 30, so come celebrate with us in this brand new episode! This week, we get deep as we discuss why people think they will peak at some point in their lives. What does peaking even mean? Is it possible to never peak in life? Tune in to hear our thoughts! Update: A few days after this episode was recorded, Jeff's family and friends threw him a surprise party that he never expected!

Let's party like it's 1999! No, but really, the 90s are back and we're HERE FOR IT! Tune in to celebrate 90s culture in this brand new minisode! Note: This episode was recorded in late January 2022, so there may have been updates since then.

Have you ever wondered how the Olympics started? Where did they begin? Who was behind them? Well, the curios duo at Obsassed have answers for you (hint: it involves a sexy Hercules)! Listen to this weeks episode to learn all about the Olympic games and how they evolved from an ancient celebration to the modernized, highly televised event we know today.

Your specific style of attachment is formed at the very beginning of your life, usually during your childhood. Once established, your style will play a huge role in how you form intimate relationships in your adult life and in how you parent your children. Listen to this week's episode to discover your Attachment Style!

What's your favorite scary movie? This week, ours is Scream! Not just the first one, but the ENTIRE franchise! With Scream 5 currently in theaters, we had to take a stab at this topic and sink our knives into the history, impact, and future of Scream! In this special episode, we're collaborating with Danny Romanello's Barely Bearable. He's a true scream queen and our resident serial killer expert! Follow him on IG @barelybearablepodcast and listen to his podcast on Spotify! Spoilers start at the 52:00 minute mark. We will warn you before we discuss Scream 5 (2022)!

Seashells! Seagulls! Severed Feet! OH MY! Severed feet keep washing up on beaches in the Pacific North West. Tune in to find out if a Feet Slinging Slasher is on the loose!

Britney vs. Jamie Lynn (#FreeBritney Saga) by Ariana & Jeff

In this week's episode, we all scream for the Wilhelm Scream! Tune in to hear about this iconic scream sound effect, its history, and the impact it has had on film!

2021 is through and we're feelin 2022! This year we're focusing on breaking our bad habits and setting ourselves up for success in the new year!

Join your favorite Jingle Queens and Special Guest, Samta, in this brand new Holiday-themed episode of Obsassed! You'll hear all about the origins behind your favorite holiday traditions, and you'll undoubtedly feel the magical holiday spirit! You may even hear a few grunts and snorts from Sprout; one of Santa's reindeer.

Why the heck does grandma cut off the ends of her ham? Tune in to find out why AND why it's important to ask questions about the traditions in your family!

Goats. Yule Lads. Witches. Oh MY! Time to get into the holiday spirit with this week's minisode! Your favorite hosts will share how Santa Claus is portrayed across different cultures and countries! Trust us, YULE love this episode!

There are almost 2 million apps available to download in your smart phone's app store. They're meant to entertain, help with productivity, get you from point A to point B, and the list goes on. But what happens when an app from an unknown developer mysteriously appears? An app so terrifying that once you download it, there's no turning back. Tune in to hear about the terrifyingly insidious app that stalks your every move!

It's Ariana's birthday week and we want YOU to celebrate with us! Cancel your other plans, hire a sitter, and put on that wig, because this is one party you do not want to miss! In this episode, Ariana discusses this past year and all her plans for her 29th Birthday! This biggest and most important being her continued focus on personal growth. Ari describes her personal growth journey in 5 pillars: embracing the universe, prioritizing herself, feeling her feelings, redefining creativity, and trusting her gut. Jeff and Ari discuss tools like therapy, astrology, tarot, crystals, journaling and meditation that have not only helped Ari on her journey thus far, but can be utilized by anyone!

Did you ever want to go back in time and change something about your past? Well, just don't, okay? Don't even think about it because even the smallest change could alter the universe as we know it! This concept is known as The Butterfly Effect. Tune in to hear about it!

Gather round the campfire, because it's time for one last scare before we enter the holiday season! This week, we're sharing the true ghost stories YOU submitted! WARNING: DO NOT LISTEN ALONE Thank you to everyone who shared these spooky tales!

Last years' True Ghost Story episode topped the charts, and we're so excited to bring you part 2 AND part 3! Tune in this week to join the paranormal conversation! Keep an eye out for Part 3 to hear the stories YOU submitted!

Oh look, another GLORIOUS episode! Better listen QUICK! Light your black flame candle, cozy up with your favorite spell book, and press play with your crusted witch finger to listen to our newest episode! This week, we summon behind-the-scenes tales and discuss fan theories about the most iconic Halloween movie of all, Hocus Pocus.

Our Month of Spookies continues with an episode all about the living dead! Tune in to hear about REAL LIFE zombie cases and how you can protect yourself from these blood-thirsty, flesh-eating beings!

Oui·ja board /ˈwējə ˌbôrd/ noun: a board printed with letters, numbers, and other signs, used to communicate with the dead. Tune in to hear all about the history of the infamous talking board, and learn the do's and don'ts of contacting beings from beyond.

Welcome back to another season of Obsassed! There's a reason why the number 3 is considered the greatest and most powerful number of them all, so tune in to find out why. We promise that after you finish listening, you won't just come back for seconds, you'll come back for thirds!

Does the sentence "James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher" make any sense to you? Well, turns out it's grammatically correct! Tune in to find out why and how in our latest minisode!

Time to feel cleansed inside and out with our first-ever minisode. This week, Ari will tell us all about her experiences with her week-long media cleanse that literally changed her life!

Disco Queen! (Featuring: Sandy) by Ariana & Jeff

You want a safe body? Kiss some-body? Go to a party? You betta vax, bitch! We are vaxxed and ready for that shot girl summer. Tune in to this week's episode to hear about our vaccination experiences, the history of vaccines, and why we're obsassed with eradicating deadly diseases! By the end, you'll be fist-pumping and screaming, "Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots!"

"And now everybody sees how different we have come to be. Sister, Sister!" This week we're talking about twins, featuring our very own Tia & Tamara. Listen to Jeff, Ariana and our special guest, her twin sister Andrea, chat about their inseparable bond and what it was like growing up as twins. Are there really "good" and "evil" twins? Do twins share the same DNA? Are they constantly pranking their friends, disguised as one another? Find out on this super cute episode! Double the obsassion, double the fun.

Buzz on over here, little honeys! This week we’re talking all about honey bees, their incredible hive hierarchy, and why we need to ensure their survival! Buzz Buzz, bitches!

On the evening of March 3rd, 2021, 33-year-old Marketing Executive, Sarah Everard, was abducted and murdered. The story sparked an uproar amongst women all over the world to fight for safety. Sarah could've been your mother, your grandmother, your daughter, your girlfriend....she could've been YOU! Tune in to join the movement and fight for a safer world!

Change. Is. Inevitable. That’s right folks, you heard it here first! Totally Kidding, BUT what we’re not kidding about is how important it is to accept and embrace change. Join the conversation in this week’s episode as we celebrate Jeff’s 29th birthday and discuss how and why you should take risks and take a crazy chance! Remember, if you want to see change, you must make a change, and to make a change, you must BE the change!