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A Kids On Bikes adventure podcast featuring mysteries in a small town where nothing is as it seems, and THINGS SEEM PRETTY WEIRD ALREADY, YOU GUYS. Art by Kacey Manjarrez!

Peculiar Objects


    • Aug 26, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 11m AVG DURATION
    • 56 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Peculiar Objects

    Chapter 8: Born In A Time-Portal, Raised In A Cave (S3E9)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2022 71:30


    Tad gets a lesson in workplace etiquette, beloved Canadian computer viruses show up and mug you where you least expect them, and don't turn around, Der Kommissary's in town!Oh! Right, also, maybe one of our beloved investigators ends up trapped in a dream-world with the Devil. Sorry, should've mentioned that earlier. It's fine! We're sure it's probably fine.Peculiar Objects Season 3 is run by Anthony Moore and played by Nigel Collins and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!Remember: If there's a ding, there's a sting!

    Chapter 7: Human Assets (S3E8)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2022 81:27


    Hello! Welcome to Ikea-Eh, the number-one employer in Spencer's Folly and the most responsible custodians of that power and influence a sweet li'l town like this one could ever afford! Come take our factory tour, we got boxes for boxes! We got local government on our payroll! We got one way overmanaged guy called Tad I think! Ikea-Eh: We're not sure this is how it's spelled either!Peculiar Objects Season 3 is run by Anthony Moore and played by Nigel Collins and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!Remember: If there's a ding, there's a sting!

    Chapter 6: Groosebumps (S3E7)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2022 76:42


    YELLING AT A HOLY MAN! LOW BLOOD SUGAR! FURNITURE BARRICADES! I N S U B O R D I N A T I O N!Peculiar Objects Season 3 is run by Anthony Moore and played by Nigel Collins and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!Remember: If there's a ding, there's a sting!

    Chapter 5: Sticky Skittles (S3E6)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2022 54:16


    STREETLIGHT KILLER, QU'EST-CE QUE C'EST?A murderous maple-monstro menaces our main mini-mans among the misty musk of the mysterious moosewood! Peculiar Objects Season 3 is run by Anthony Moore and played by Nigel Collins and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!Remember: If there's a ding, there's a sting!

    Chapter 4: Dangerous Diamonds (S3E5)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2022 59:34


    Oddie finds himself in DAMEGER as a new angle to the mystery of temporally-displaced citizens reveals itself, and Kitt overcomes his greatest challenge yet: his partner's handwriting. Oh also there's something about a monstro that's haunted the nightmares of Spencer's Folly for decades revealing itself and making a play. for our heroes' sweet, Pibb-filled boy-guts, I GUESS, IF THAT'S YOUR THING.Peculiar Objects Season 3 is run by Anthony Moore and played by Nigel Collins and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!Remember: If there's a ding, there's a sting!

    Chapter 3: A Pastasocial Relationship (S3E4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2021 63:30


    Well HERE WE DANG ARE, we made it to the PRESENT FRIGGIN' DAY. And now we gotta go to WORK??? Maaaan, this is—hold on lemme check my 90's-lingo flashcards—GRODY UNTO THE ACTUAL MAX. There's NOTHING that could make this day better, not even a MYSTERIOUS HAPPENING or a VISIT FROM AN UNEXPECTED FEMININE PRESENCE.Peculiar Objects Season 3 is run by Anthony Moore and played by Nigel Collins and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!Remember: If there's a ding, there's a sting!

    Worldbuilding (S3E3)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2021 122:14


    WHAT manner of LAND OF THE LOST do Oddie, Kitt and Katt find themselves in, here in the FAR-FLUNG FUTURE of 199X? WHAT has become of their beloved Spencer's Folly without them to protect her? WILL this show ever meet an acronym it doesn't like? All sources point to N.O.P.E (Never, Or Positively Ever)!Also, don't forget: If there's a ding, there's a sting!Peculiar Objects Season 3 is run by Anthony Moore and played by Nigel Collins and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

    Chapter 2: Briefcase Fulla Crazy (S3E2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2021 52:54


    Oddie and Kitt are put in a POSITION.Wait, that's not quite radical enough, it's the 90's, better add an ‘X'.Kitt and Oddie are put in the X-POSITION, and get ten years of K.R.'s every paranoid, ridiculous, 100% bonkers and absolutely correct theory point-blank in their FACES.Peculiar Objects Season 3 is run by Anthony Moore and played by Nigel Collins and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

    Chapter 1: A Building You'd Call 'Sir' (S3E1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2021 1:04


    Kitt and Oddie awake in THE NOT-TOO-DISTANT FUTURE, 199X A.D.Crack open a SoBe, boot up your NeoPets account and put Now That's What I Call Music! Volume 1, because the future is here on a Razor scooter to absolutely shadrach your ankle!Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Anthony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

    Chapter 24: Planned Lizard Parenthood (S2E26)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2021 162:26


    This is the end.Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Anthony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Additional voicing provided by Our Pal Autumn! Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

    Chapter 23: Blesséd Be This Hoe (S2E25)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2021 67:21


    In which moms are endangered, old friends and new friends meet for the first time, and K.R. develops a taste for cashmere!Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Anthony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. The voice of Remi DeSoto was provided by Nyssa Newman, and the Confession of Spencer's Folly was read by Donna Hills. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

    Chapter 22: The Reaper's Beeper (S2E24)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2021 72:42


    THREE THINGS WILL COME TO PASS, and when they do, you will know that I have spoken the truth:1. Jamal will fulfill a SMOOCHING-RELATED OATH made in episodes LONG PAST.2. DeSoto will be EMBRACED TWICE, be BETRAYED ONCE, and WANNA HIT A PURITAN PIÑATA WITH HIS CRICKET BAT.3. K.R. will meet THREE WOLVES, and fall before them.Disclaimer: we are legally obligated to urge listeners not to refer to the entity known as Candle Jack, but will not be held respo—Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Anthony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

    Chapter 21: Weenies Get Roasted (S2E23)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2021 82:07


    Okay let's go over the checklist for this episode:1. Escape from Moosewood Falls2. Blinded by the light3. Three Stooges-style three-way slapfight4. Party at Pirate Timmy's5. ASSUME THE EXPOSITIONPeculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Anthony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

    Chapter 20: The Day The Moosewood Fell (S2E20)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2021 49:09


    *bing-bong*Good morning Moosewood Falls shoppers, we hope you're enjoying your visit! Don't forget, today's the last day of our special offer to surrender yourself completely to the darkness behind the stars and become the hands of that which is not dead and can eternal lie! Remember to stop by Belladora's Grotto and get your commemorative photo of you being eaten whole from head to toe! Moosewood Falls Mall: The shadows will bleed, and the locks will break.Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

    Chapter 19: A Lawman-Lady (S2E21)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2021 59:30


    Chapter 18: SLICE TO MEET YOU! (S2E20)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2021 64:35


    Remi takes K.R. and DeSoto on a leisurely drive, it rains men and Jamal takes up dumpster diving! Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

    Chapter 17: Kick The Cone (S2E19)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2021


    Jamal attempts to find the secrets to love hidden in the depths of a temple to materialism and develops cougar-scratch fever, and DeSoto and K.R. seal their friendship with that oldest and strongest of bonds: CRIME. Also a goat shows up!Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

    Chapter 16: The People's Port, On Port TV (S2E18)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2021 58:02


    Jamal tries his hand at romancing a mature dame in that time-honored fashion that absolutely everyone loves to experience: hitting on her while she's at work, only to be met by a neighborhood welcome-wagon he did not expect, and K.R. and DeSoto reverse-hitchhike and break a precious family heirloom, and also retcon the timeline on the fly!Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

    Chapter 15: The Babysplitter's Club (S2E17)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2021 76:24


    Dante, Kraven and Landis make an unexpected ally, launch their final assault on the Blasphemous Church and learn perhaps the hardest lesson of all.Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it, and this episode we're joined by special guest Max Matta, whose writing on spookytype films can be found at HorrorBuzz! Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

    Chapter 14: Famous Fred Chicken (S2E16)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2021 62:25


    The dudes descends into the depths of the Sanctuary in search of answers, only to find themselves in the midst of a situation that's hairier than they bargained for! Trust us, that was hilarious, you'll see.Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it, and this episode we're joined by special guest Max Matta, whose writing on spookytype films can be found at HorrorBuzz! Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

    Chapter 13: Another One Punched The Bundt (S2E15)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2021 57:03


    Having survived exploding pirates, inhuman librarian and mom's stupid new boyfriend, our heroes are confronted with a challenge that may, finally, be their undoing: A nerd who has all the power.Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it, and this episode we're joined by special guest Max Matta, whose writing on spookytype films can be found at HorrorBuzz! Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

    Chapter 12: Dad Noises (S2E14) (Fixed)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2021 61:16


    The gang recuperates in Spencer's Folly's finest and also onliest house of healthcare, plans are made, beignets are not shared because they are for me, and a startling secret is revealed about…wait, that can't be right, KITT RUSSELL???Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

    Chapter 11: Fire Marshal Walk With Me (S2E13)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2021 62:41


    K.R. and Jamal get a hankering for poutine and boot up a game of GTA, DeSoto spends some quality time with his maman's new beau, and Liz Leighton checks in with us from inside a freezer!Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

    Chapter 10: An Appeal To Chaos (S2E12) (Fixed)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2021 56:04


    K.R. and Jamal are given unsettling truths about their town's relationship with the many-angled things lurking at the edge of the campfire's light, Jamal cracks his knuckles with a little help from Marshal Redwood, and DeSoto finds himself in the midst of even more brutality, disregard for human life and lawlessness than USUALLY happens in police custody!Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

    Chapter 9: Notoriously Buxom (S2E11)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2021 61:43


    In which DeSoto learns that getting interrogated by your mom isn't just a figure of speech, Jamal and K.R. learn some unsettling truths about their Old Time Religion, and everyone unanimously agrees that Fire Marshall Dave is the worst, forever.Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

    Chapter 8: The Bittenbinder Technique (S2E10)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2021 68:44


    In which a librarian is repeatedly terrorized, forces are marshaled for (or against) our heroes, and it’s take your kid to work day!Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

    Chapter 7: Hell O'Clock (S2E9)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2021 65:15


    A handful of very lucky flies escape a spider’s web, only to discover that their library books are way, WAY overdue.Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

    Chapter 6: And So, I Zoop (S2E8)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2021 74:17


    Our heroes make a mysterious new acquaintance and have to ask themselves one of the oldest questions of all: how much is keeping their secrets worth to them? Also CAN YOU FORGET HOW TO READ???Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

    Chapter 5: A Simpler, Grosser Time (S2E7)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2021 74:39


    Come on down to the TRUTH-BRARY!We got Ken, Susan and Sontag, those rascals! We got Marshall Redwood and that dick Fire Marshal Dave! We got gross gestures of peace and goodwill! We got questions about Miranda v. Arizona! We got poutine ideas! WHO ARE YOU TO RESIST?Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

    Chapter 4: Damn All My Blood (S2E6)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2021 70:05


    AXE AND YE SHALL RECEIVE.Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

    Chapter 3: PTSD (S2E5)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2021 83:50


    A man of the people, a man of the truth, and a man of business and leisureCame to have their portraits made, and found a pirate’s treasureThree pieces of a secret, three pieces of the pastStanding in a sea of lies, an upright pirate’s mastThree pieces of eight for K.R., for Jamal and DeSotoOne pirate’s fate in these hallowed halls:Drink up me hearties, yo hoPeculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

    Chapter 2: Snitchum Ad Stitchum (S2E4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2021 77:15


    WHO is attacking popacorn DeSoto in the park?WHAT does Pirate popacorn Timmy know, and who doesn’t popacorn want him to know it?HOW popacorn can The Mayor afford to buy snacks for an popacorn entire cult on a civil popacorn servant’s salary?POPACORN, popacorn popacorn popacorn popacorn popacorn???Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

    Chapter 1: Dud Meat (S2E3)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2021 68:37


    It's a big day in Spencer's Folly for three young men, in more ways than they can realize.WHAT is in the mysterious envelope to Jamal from the mayor, and why is there even a CHANCE it's an omelet?CAN K.R. face the task before him, ESPECIALLY if he's wearing and embarrassing bunny-mask his mom made?WHO is the youth offering DeSoto a ride and an opportunity, and WHAT stings will be attached?Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

    Chapter Zero: Character Creation (S2E2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2021 89:22


    What are these, characters for ANTS.Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

    Chapter Zero: Worldbuilding (S2E1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2021 48:59


    And we say that the world isn't dyingAnd we pray that the world isn't dyingAnd just maybe the world isn't dyingMaybe she's heavy with childPeculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

    Epilogue (S1E19)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2020 62:09


    Peculiar Objects is run by Thony Moore and played by Nigel Collins and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

    Chapter 18: Uh-Oh SpaghettiOs, Here We Go (S1E18)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2020 83:32


    This is the end.Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "The Dream Police" Moore and played by Nigel "The Third Frog Brother" Collins and Casey "Scra-Aps" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

    Chapter 17: The Dog Has Become Autonomous (S1E17)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2020 83:39


    Having snatched victory from the SQUAMOUS TENDRILS of defeat, Kitt and Oddie find themselves back in Spencer's Folly, where everything is 100% as it seems! For reals! It's the town motto! YOU CAN'T MAKE A LIE YOUR TOWN MOTTO, JUST ASK HARDBROOK, MONTANA, "WHERE GORDON LIGHTFOOT LIVES YEAR-ROUND OF HIS OWN FREE WILL".WHO is the man calling himself the Marshall, and why is he such a DICK?WHY WOULDN'T Oddie and Kitt partake of some cherry phosphates, their customary Sunday beverages from the Four Corners Druggist & Sundries?And most of all, WHERE THE HELL IS THEIR DOG?The answers to some of these and more this week on Peculiar Objects!Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "A POSSIBLE Murderer" Moore and played by Nigel "A Real Sad Raspberry" Collins and Casey "The Gooening" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

    Chapter 16: Aim High, Rob Lowe (S1E16)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2020 72:12


    THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY BEGINS.CAN Oddie teach a small ghost girl how to KICK ASS before it's too late, without so much as the AID OF A TRAINING MONTAGE?WILL Delia Spencer accept her own death and become a POLTERGEIST FOR JUSTICE, or just some kinda TINY WHINY SHADE?And HOW can two small children and a dog fend off THE THING FROM THE HEART OF THE PLUTONIC TIMBER long enough for Kitt to complete THE ANCIENT RITE OF PRISENCOLINENSINAINCIUSOL?Find out IF YOU DARE this week on Peculiar Objects!Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Quakesplaining" Moore and played by Nigel "A Treestar In The Wind" Collins and Casey "St. Elmo's Fire Extinguisher" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

    Chapter 15: Keep Your Chronology Off Her Biology (S1E15)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2020 80:49


    Oddie, Kitt and their wee little dead girl go traipsing through an eldritch arbor!Thrill as Kitt struggles to hold a team together, which is hard when one of your team members IS A GHOST, because, y'know, the ectoplasm.Chill as Oddie is just shockingly unkind to the Tiniest Specter with almost no provocation, COME ON ODDIE, just because she's dead doesn't mean good manners are!Spill as you weren't careful enough with your PIPING HOT SOUP! Watch where you're soupin', knucklehead!Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Solid Woodsmanship" Moore and played by Nigel "For A Good Time, Call The Principle's Mom" Collins and Casey "It's Ghost O'Clock" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

    Chapter 14: JEFF WAS WRONG (S1E14)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2020 86:55


    THE VOYAGE INTO THE GLISTENING, KEENING HEART OF THE PLUTONIC TIMBER BEGINS.HOW will Kitt transverse the Ætheric Coral and rescue his deputy from the lurking menace within?DID Oddie's Reagan-era public school education cover GHOST ETIQUETTE?And WHAT, on EARTH OR ELSEWHERE, could possibly induce Katt to BETRAY HIS MASTER AND BEST FRIEND?Find out this week on this friggin' thing, you know the one!Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Rover Chauffer" Moore and played by Nigel "Everybody Has Feet" Collins and Casey "*Tips Hat* Ghost Ma'am" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

    Chapter 13: Right Behind This Dog-Shaped Bush (S1E13)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2020 82:03


    ODDIE'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON, and by 'it' we mean A POSITION OF POWER IN A SINISTER, CLANDESTINE BAKE-SALE CULT.HOW can Kitt find his deputy and defeat the PTA without attracting the attention of Social Services and her glaunch of well-meaning KITTNAPPERS?WHAT exactly is it that calls to Oddie from the depths of the forest, and can he resist its fatal song before the Plutonic Timber claims him ONCE AND FOR ALL?And WHY do the good cartoons ONLY come on RIGHT when you have to go SAVE THE FRIGGIN' TOWN from POWER-MAD SOCCER MOMS?Come grab a handful of Beggin' Strips and find out this week on Peculiar Objects!The spookumtune that lures wee children to their arboreal dooms is "Death's Lament" by Cierra Gooden!Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Action Translation Montage" Moore and played by Nigel "Vitamin B.A. Baracus" Collins and Casey "Sippin' My Sanka" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

    Chapter 12: It Wouldn't Stop Evel Knievel (S1E12)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2020 85:57


    ***CONTENT WARNING FOR CHILD HOMELESSNESS***With the one true Marshal of Spencer's Folly KITTNAPPED BY SOCIAL SERVICES, it's up to Oddie and Katt to rescue him from the clutches of WELL-MEANING SERVANTS OF AN INHERENTLY BROKEN SYSTEM.CAN Deputy and Dog extricate their best pal and master from the most secure Econoline a government travel per diem can afford before Kitt is lost in the system LIKE SO MANY STOOP KIDS?HOW can the boys ever be safe in their town again, knowing now that the PTA and the Children of the Black Sign are ONE AND THE SAME?And WHAT does Thony have against flatsnacks, which EVERYONE KNOWS are the most space-efficient comestible for the peckish lawman on the go? THERE'S JUST ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, CITIZENS!Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Dog of Kings, King of Dogs" Moore and played by Nigel "What A Deputy Does" Collins and Casey "100% What's Supposed To Be Happening" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

    Chapter 11: The Donut Of The Enlightened (S1E11)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2020 71:25


    At LONG LAST, the showdown with the PTA is at hand!HOW will Oddie and Kitt convince the most powerful people in town to take the threat lurking in the heart of the Plutonic Timber seriously?WHO is the President of the PTA, and what stake do they have in KEEPING OUR FAVORITE BOY-SLEUTHS SILENT?And WHAT do these AGENTS FROM A VAGUE, YET MENACING GOVERNMENT AGENCY want with Kitt Russell, JUNIOR LAWMAN?The answers to these and also a recipe for homemade Cinnamon Toast Crunch coffee creamer await within!Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "The Cinnamon Toastvinci Code" Moore and played by Nigel "I Don't Need This Cryptic Crap" Collins and Casey "Kombucha, If I May" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

    Chapter 10: Better Living Through Fear (S1E10)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2020 79:27


    HOW does the PTA exert such an iron grip over the sleepy hamlet of Spencer’s Folly without so much as breaking a pressed-on nail?WHY does everyone in town seem to think it would be best for all involved if the search for wee missing Carly Figueroa were abandoned?WHAT DO a Marshall, Deputy and Dogputy need for breakfast to start their mornings right, AND WHY CAN THEY ONLY HAVE IT WHEN THE BEES ARE ASLEEP?The answers to these and more with a LITTLE UNEXPECTED HELP from the Mean Girls Wiki, this week on Peculiar Objects, sponsored this episode by Dick Van Patten's Hobo Chili For Dogs!Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Two Boxes Of Plot Donuts" Moore and played by Nigel "The Daredevil's Way" Collins and Casey "Strudel Spit-Take" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

    Chapter 9: Legitimate Business, Inc (S1E9)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2020 61:25


    CW: This episode contains a depiction of verbal spousal abuse that some listeners may find upsetting.Filled with chicken and investigative spirit, Oddie and Kitt set off to confront the true power holding Spencer's Folly in its manicured grasp: The PTA.CAN your favorite boy sleuths stand up to the most influential organization in town, ONE EVEN MORE POWERFUL THAN THE ONE THAT HAS A COOL CLUBHOUSE WITH CHICKEN AND BILLIARDS?WHAT is the connection between the Parental Township Authority and the children that vanish from town with EVER-INCREASING FREQUENCY?WILL Oddie's Golden Girls-themed poems make the finals in the school paper's submission contest, AND THAT LUNCH WITH ESTELLE GETTY AND BURT REYNOLDS FINALLY BE HIS?All this and a special celebrity guest stops by to give us home maintenance tips, this week on Peculiar Objects!Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Why Did It Have To Be Dinosaurs" Moore and played by Nigel "Sic Semper Tasty" Collins and Casey "Only Found Three Potential Episode Titles This Week" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

    Chapter 8: #NotAllBeavers (S1E8)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2020 58:49


    The day has come! All of this NONSENSE with Oddie and Kitt pays off AT LAST, and we meet the TRUE HERO of our tale: JEFF WHO WORKS AT THE VIDEO STORE.We know, FINALLY, right?WHO are the true powers that rule over Spencer's Folly? WHAT really happened that night on Moosewood Boulevard? And HOW MUCH is the late fee going to be if Oddie doesn't return Free Fail Points before noon on the due date? THE ANSWERS TO SOME OF THESE and also Oddie crafts a gift from his father into a weapon that would CERTAINLY get him pulled out of line by the TSA on this week's episode!Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Thanks, Patriarchy" Moore and played by Nigel "Book Fulla Gobbledygook" Collins and Casey "Water-Based Rivers, Water-Based Worlds" Hills, who also edits and produces it, and this episode we're joined by Max "The Four Corners of Spook Central" Matta! Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

    Chapter 7: Sit Down And Break Chicken (S1E7)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2020 65:33


    Join Oddie as he embarks on one of the most important nights of any young man's life: when he brings his Marshal to dinner to meet his father. AS IS SO OFTEN THE CASE, it goes poorly but MUCH IS LEARNED regarding the LOCAL SPOOKLEPATION and ELDRITCH NONSENSE that lies at the heart of the Benevolent Order of Beaters. Also the line between fatherly protectiveness and PHYSICAL ASSAULT OF A MINOR is blurred even further than the typical 80's standard, an UNUSUALLY HIGH number of firings occur even for this show, and Oddie participates in a little good old-fashioned GRAND THEFT CHICKEN.This episode only, the first ten listeners will be entered into a drawing for a Genuine Imitation Evel Knievel action figure!Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Dam Zero, Damn Straight" Moore and played by Nigel "The Sexy Goblin Hat-Trick" Collins and Casey "The Great Sanduskys" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @The_PO_Box!

    Chapter 6: JP ❤s TM (S1E6)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2020 52:23


    Oddie ventures where EVEN THE HARDIEST Moose-Scout troops fear to tread: THE PLUTONIC TIMBER, deep in the heart of the forest! WILL he find Carly Figueroa--or what's left of her--in the depths of that OTHERWORLDLY ARBOR? HOW can he and Kitt get to the fried chicken buffet before all the friggin' tenders and popcorn chicken get taken BY JERKS WHO HAVE NO RESPECT FOR THE HUNGRY LAW? And WHAT on SOME OF OUR GOD'S green earth leaves footprints the size of a ten-year-old girl??? All of this and instructions on how to build your very own utility-cast on this, the LAST EPISODE of Peculiar Objects to feature Casey Hills! Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "The Thing About Moosewood Trees" Moore and played by Nigel "The Groove Is In The Heart" Collins and Casey "A Snack-Dense Environment" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @The_PO_Box!

    Chapter 5: King Narc (S1E5)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2020 79:42


    WHAT are Oddie and Kitt going to do now that the youths have completed their DARK RITE?HOW can they retrieve Carly from a place whence none return?WHERE is the after-ritual meetup hang-spot, like Denny's, or is it more of a casual fro-yo thing?THE ANSWERS TO THESE AND ALSO AGGRAVATED SASSING OF AUTHORITY FIGURES on this week's episode!Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Mr. Funanamé" Moore and played by Nigel "Bread Sandwich" Collins and Casey "Jebediah What-The-Hell" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our Twitter @The_PO_Box!

    Chapter 4: The Ass Word (S1E4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2020 62:17


    Oddie and Kitt do their best to infiltrate an ELDRITCH RITE only to discover that all may not be as it seems!WHO is Chad McChad?HOW MANY CALORIES are in a Dinkie?And WHY do cultist robes only come in one size?Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Not The Eye Of Nyarlathotep" Moore and played by Nigel "Stealth Snacks" Collins and Casey "We Didn't Build The Pyre" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @The_PO_Box!

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