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Two sisters - one lifelong fan, one first time reader, analyzing the works of Agatha Christie. Started as our quarantine project to connect across the country.  How does Agatha hold up looking through a 2020 lens? Join us as we go through her books. You can read along or just listen and compare to your memory of the books or movies or shows. Intended for a grownup audience with adult language and themes.  

Portia Hall Rockne


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    Next Book Announcement! They Came to Baghdad

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2025 1:37


    Hello out there Sandwich Artists! Quick announcement here from Amanda at Poirot Pod. We are delighted to see that people are still following us after our long hiatus! We wanted to let you know the book we are reading next is“They Came to Baghdad,” in case you want to read it along with us before we release that episode,  which we anticipate to be somewhere between 3 and 53 weeks from now.  (I just started it and am really enjoying it! ) Shout out to the request for the next book announcement from Selçuk in 2023. You ask, and 2 years later, PoirotPod, sort of, delivers. We do hope to remember to announce the next book at the end of each episode as well as remember to complete the Portia scale, but no promises, as you see how minimally functional we have become in the middle of the night recording these days. Relatedly, you'll be able to rely on continued butchered pronunciation, Selçuk, which I do hope I'm not doing terribly badly at this moment to your name. Special sandwich artist shout out to Trey, Selçuk, Alejandro, Chawna, Kat, Science Teacher, Aisha, and the various scammy porn bot accounts that have reached out to our email. We diligently check that account every 9 to 24 months, and are legit so happy to see your emails! Side note, I am desperately missing the original royalty free intro music we used, so if anyone out there is fluent in Riverside, which is the new app where the corporate monsters have moved us to these days, and knows how to fix it, please let us know! Yours in crime, PoirotPod! 

    A Murder Is Announced

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2025 140:42


    We're back! This excellent book includes so many siblings: Patrick and Julia, Pip and Emma, Lettie and Lottie... not to mention actual gays and a cat! Tune in to discover Amanda seems to have inexplicably grown up in the 30s while Portia grew up in the 80s.

    Crooked House by Agatha Christie, part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2024 92:47


    Crooked House by Agatha Christie

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2024 60:54


    Mostly about the Little Mermaid

    The Labours of Hercules by Agatha Christie, Part 2 (of who knows how many)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2023 129:09


    Just your typical Agatha Christie discussion: "I did not realize there was titties in this story... I would have been way more interested!" Is "buttocks" a great word? Vote now at poirotpodcast@gmail.com.

    The Labours of Hercules by Agatha Christie (Part 1 of X)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2023 111:50


    Labouuuuuuurs. The sleepy episode.

    Agatha Christie's The Hollow

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2023 141:24


    Recorded over 2 months, we finally finished this episode about classic Agatha Christie plot with a murder during a weekend at a country house, which Portia hated and Amanda thinks Agatha changed her mind about the victim halfway through writing it.

    Sparkling Cyanide by Agatha Christie

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2023 142:07


    Death Comes As The End by Agatha Christie

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2023 210:39


    Choose your own tagline: (1) Seven degrees of pronunciation (2) Nofret goes to Hooters (3) Egyptians: they're just like us! (4) Possibly Agatha Christie's best book? (5) Believe it or not this episode was longer and more offensive before editing

    Absent In The Spring by Agatha Christie (as Mary Westmacott)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2023 146:14


    F*ck around and I'll give you a rond de jambe...

    Towards Zero by Agatha Christie

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2022 207:37


    TW: Suicide attempt. Text or call 988 or go to 988lifelife.org for help and resources. A great book, a ridiculously long episode.

    The Moving Finger by Agatha Christie

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2022 121:43


    A very good Agatha Christie! High on the reading list if you're asking. Discussion featuring: should you poop at your friend's house?, Portia's masterclass in kissing, Miss Marple says calm your tits (not really), so Portia rants about boobs. Amanda supports her, like a bra. Portia revels in schadenfreude, and Amanda gives a Spangles retraction. Resources: Heavy boobs: https://youtu.be/aZx5zfkG6oU Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo: https://youtu.be/9YaNKBmRNvY Spangles: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/spangle

    Dead and Gondola by Ann Claire

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2022 35:54


    Special episode! We interview Ann Claire about her new Agatha Christie-themed murder mystery, available Nov 1st. https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/690689/dead-and-gondola-by-ann-claire/.

    The Body In The Library by Agatha Christie

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2022 199:46


    Just your typical Body In The Library discussion: basketball, abortion, and schpangles. Check out poirotscore.com -- tell 'em we sent you? Have a Poirot Pod drinking game? Let us know the rules at poirotpodcast@gmail.com. Big preview!! We will be reviewing and interviewing the author of Dead and Gondola: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/690689/dead-and-gondola-by-ann-claire/ Pre-order your copy now! Unless we think it sucks after we read it....... duhn duhn DUHHHHH! Find soon on Poirot Pod.........

    Five Little Pigs by Agatha Christie

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2022 104:27


    Another in-person special episode, featuring poor audio quality, Sushi (the cat), a musical interlude, and a much overdue catch-up on the Portia scale!

    N or M? By Agatha Christie

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2022 149:45


    In person nonsense

    Cocaine Blues (Phryne Fisher Mystery #1) by Kerry Greenwood

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2022 133:03


    We're back with a special episode discussing this Agatha Christie-inspired book: "OMG who's looking at my nipples?!"

    One, Two, Buckle My Shoe by Agatha Christie

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2022 149:29


    Evil Under The Sun by Agatha Christie

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2022 144:12


    A very familiar plot set up, very gay episode.

    The Regatta Mystery and Other Stories (Part 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2022 134:22


    Failing the Bechdel test.

    The Regatta Mystery and Other Stories by Agatha Christie (Part 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2022 75:29


    Love squares, feigning modesty, and failing at micromachines-ing.

    Sad Cypress by Agatha Christie

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2022 165:54


    The best Poirot novel yet! Discussion featuring: grief responses, the fog/enchantment of being in love with a wasteperson, sexy Colins, and.... hiccups! Check out the referenced episode of Hidden Brain that Amanda uses to justify her constant interrupting here: https://open.spotify.com/episode/5vs3ElMqArPBSUerYoF2Zc?si=sAqclEpzQW2emJZcKNjgYw&utm_source=copy-link

    Agatha Christie's And Then There Were None

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2022 133:07


    Racism, sepia tone d*ck pics, and vigilante justice. Featuring guest star, B! *Spoilers for the movies Seven and Identity.

    The Man Who Died Twice by Richard Osman

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2022 149:08


    Welcome to a special episode about this fantastic Agatha Christie inspired modern book (with spoilers!).

    Murder Is Easy by Agatha Christie

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2022 123:58


    What if Miss Marple was the murderer? This book is a masterpiece--Christie at her best--and we discover: mess with Lord Whitfield, get smoted. ***The next episode will be a special discussion of the Man Who Died Twice by Richard Osman, with spoilers, so hurry up and read it!***

    Hercule Poirot's Christmas by Agatha Christie

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2021 112:25


    This special holiday murder is solved by false-mustache-delivery.net overnight shipping! Bonus gift of pilocarpine eye drops with first mustache order.

    Agatha Christie's Appointment With Death

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2021 118:27


    Murder In The Mews, Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2021 89:54


    No one: . Portia and Amanda: Let's live google the Island of Rhodes, Rhode Island, Rhodesia and the name Rodas.

    Season 2 Trailer

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2021 0:47


    Two sisters - one lifelong fan, one first time reader, analyzing the works of Agatha Christie. Started as our quarantine project to connect across the country.  How does Agatha hold up looking through a 2021-2022 lens? Join us as we go through her books. You can read along or just listen and compare to your memory of the books or movies or shows. Intended for a grownup audience with adult language and themes.  

    Number 30: Murder In The Mews, Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2021 40:13


    Poirot Pod is back! We welcome you back with discussion including a discussion of Guy Fawkes, "air" "quotes," what it means to be hairy at one's heel, and golfing as self-care. We also recommend (unsponsored. so far...) bookaudio.online for our listener-listener-readers.

    Number 29: Death On The Nile

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2021 103:35


    A great book (which Amanda hated) featuring both Poirot and Colonel Race, and Agatha Christie taking (apparently obvious) shots at romance author Elinor Glyn. Portia shouts "boobs!" while Amanda faces her feeling for butch Maggie Smith in the 1978 adaptation of the film. Many questions come up including: if you are Bernie Madoffing--does that make you boulder-pushy?

    Number 28: Dumb Witness

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2021 105:31


    This episode was recorded half in-person, and the book HAS A DOG which seems to be the main reason Amanda loves it, while Portia is forced to identify with the victim before the murder, so that loses the book points on the Portia Scale. Agatha Christie falls on the right side of colorism (for a change!) but uses marginalization of women to manipulate us (it worked). Bobby gets a sandwich while watching home improvement shows, and Portia recommends two new books: The Thursday Murder Club and A Study in Scarlet Women. Also, farewell to Hastings?!?!

    Number 27: Cards On The Table

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2021 129:26


    This book is murder in a bottle, featuring a Scooby-Doo gang of all our fav detectives solving the murder of a mephistophelian poseur during a bridge game. It registered only a 6 on The Portia Scale, but Amanda thinks it's peak Poirot and thinks would be a great first book to introduce a new reader to Agatha Christie. The episode is super rambling with "Bobby got a sandwich" tangents including: mercury retrograde, boobs, challenging conversations about language in the context of African American Vernacular English, appropriation, code switching, racism, and white supremacy. We occasionally remember to discuss the plot, which brilliantly features the character of Mrs. Oliver as a stand in for Christie herself, as a vehicle for both self-depreciating humor and jabs at the audience.

    Number 26: The ABC Murders

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2021 120:48


    Hercule & Arthur go to WhiteCastle to catch a (faux) serial killer. Hastings and Poirot both shine in this ingenious plot which is not, in fact, poo poo pants. Also Portia Scale catch up and a Rupert Grint tangent.

    Number 25/10.5: The Seven Dials Mystery

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2021 102:34


    The Mystery of the Missing Episode! We recorded this back in the summer, but somehow missed it in publishing. The book is bringing big Chimneys-sequel energy with hilarious writing, questionable plot elements, and a realistic love story.

    Number 24: Death In Mesopotamia

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2021 76:50


    Special In-Person episode #thankyouvaccines !!! This book is another murder in a bottle (you gotta rub me the right way) for which Oedipus is *not* a good analogy. Could you reunite with an ex without knowing it? Poirot is a mentor and not an a**hole again (yay), but the villain has been catch-me-if-you-can-ing for a *real* long con and we don't buy the twist/solution. Then, we, like, introduce, like, Elocution Pod!

    Number 23: Death In The Clouds (Death In The Air)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2021 139:43


    This book is a Poirot-y Poirot mystery that casts him as a more likable mentor, but leaves Portia and Amanda at odds on who conspired in the murder. Our discussion features searching for the terms "Québécois"  and "bottle episode," as well as a discussion of penis bees. This episode's "Bobby got a sandwich" is "Lady Horbury does some more coke."

    Number 22: Parker Pyne Investigates (2/2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2021 122:47


    This episode's conversation got us to come up with the... *Parker Pyne Fan Fiction Contest! Email your modern Parker Pyne story to poirotpodcast@gmail.com! What are the modern reasons for discontentment, and how would you fix them in a PP way?* This second half of the book is Parker Pyne ROAD RULES, where Ms. Christie seems to have lost interest in the agency, so PP goes on the road and does Poirot and Satterthwaite impressions, complete with racism. Featuring just your typical Agatha Christie convo: e.g. "may I direct your attention to my genitals?," "The Mystery of the Boob Static," and murderers wearing I Heart Strychnine T-shirts.

    Number 21: Parker Pyne Investigates (Part 1 of 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2021 96:06


    Parker Pyne pod! Covering the 1st half of Parker Pyne Investigates. Topics include: different racism edits in different versions, including Asian fetishism, is sneezing the covidtimes farting? getting one's groove back: can you get healthy on your own, or do you have to engage in life to move forward? We discuss PP's approach to manipulation instead of therapy to address "unhappiness," consent, cat fortnite, the monotony of responsibility that the pandemic has taught us, and how PP is a precursor to media including Fantasy Island and The Game (featuring Michael Douglas and/or Keaton).

    Number 20: Murder On The Orient Express

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2021 128:27


    The redemption of Hercule! Agatha and Amanda are both back on Team Poirot in this masterful, dark-*ss book which is a reverse Rodger Aykroyd, and future-reverse And Then There Were None featuring Italian stereotypes. The "Bobby got a sandwich" nonsense tangents in this episode features spoilers for Knives Out, discussion of antepenultimate syllables and other (mis)pronouncing, the sexiness of various languages (with wildly offensive impressions and generalizations), Raymond Burr/Perry Mason. And we catch up on the Portia Scale.

    Number 19: Why Didn't They Ask Evans?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2021 134:06


    In this episode, we discuss this delightful lesser known mystery, which brings up privilege, class, and birth order (spoiler: younger siblings are murdering psychopaths). Portia and Amanda get distracted by their discomfort with domestic service and then by Michelle Obama's flawlessness, while the protagonists get distracted by sexy murderers. We get on track to discover that Evans made the sandwich, but of course we don't find that out until later because patriarchy.

    Number 18: Lord Edgware Dies

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2021 75:56


    We are back with Hercule Poirot in this 1933 book! In terms of plot, it is brilliant while Poirot isn't. In terms of writing, Portia's 1980's version had racism and anti-semitism which were edited out of the 2012 version Amanda listened to. Follow along as we get into Vulcan brain stabs, Fibber Mcgee and Molly, Kimmy Schmidt, and American dialects.

    Number 17: The Mysterious Mr. Quin-Part 3!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2021 86:09


    Stressed about democracy? Ignore reality and listen to the rambling conclusion to our discussion on the Mr. Quin stories, we discuss remembering choreography years later, the idea of death as a character and even lover, outsiders to love being insightful observers, the idea of one true love, and the gender spectrum. Amanda says "whoa" like Joey from Blossom a lot as we manage to compare the ideas of Mr. Quin to every 90s movie ever.

    Number 16: The Mysterious Mr. Quin-Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2021 84:48


    This second episode discussing the Mysterious Mr. Quin was recorded in November of 2020 (we were so young and innocent then)... The stories of The Man from the Sea through The Dead Harlequin follow Mr. Satterthwaite as he steps into his role and the discussion gets into f*ckboys, finding love in your 40s, sister violence, the dangers of being too beautiful, Rihanna, violence of men against women, and the mystical insight of artists.

    Number 15: The Thirteen Problems/Tuesday Club Murders

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2020 149:45


    We are excited to have a guest on this episode, our mother! We discuss this short story collection as well as the mechanisms of different poisons, "the quiet assurance" of white privilege, problematic Swedes, and Pamela comes in with a counterpoint to our cousin love stance?

    Number 14: The Mysterious Mr. Quin - Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2020 103:22


    Agatha Christie forays into the supernatural in this fascinating collection of stories (Amanda's Favorite!) which has a singularly positive portrayal of feminine traits in a man and brings up themes of the magic of non-binary gender! Listen to Amanda struggle to pronounce Satterthwaite as we wonder about the relationship of Mr. Quin and Mr. S to Mr. Snuffleupagus, Joe Black, the Sixth Sense, and Ed Norton/Tyler Durden. If Tommy and Tuppence are Kimmy Schmidt, The Mysterious Mr. Quin is the Good Place!?!? Apologies for the timing sync issues, hopefully this is the last episode with that issue!

    Number 13: The Sittaford Mystery

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2020 119:33


    Recording episode 13 during 2020 retrogrades and before the US election was called leads to a weird timing delay in the recording about halfway through the episode (apologies for that to our decades of listeners)... in which Portia TALKS ABOUT SEXUALITY and brazenly ignores the 'u' in aunt. Agatha Christie has updated her stance on consanguinity in this great mystery that brings up frienemies and envy within partnerships. Come hate-listen as Portia and Amanda spiral into their past marriages, and how Agatha Christie suggests the key to a happy marriage is to settle.

    Number 12: Peril at End House

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2020 80:03


    We start this episode by catching up on The Portia Scale, then: Poirot gets conned, Hastings glows up, questions about Agatha's criminal justice framework, toddler zoomies, and plans for American(s) In England.

    Number 11: Murder at the Vicarage

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2020 81:05


    After a couple month recording hiatus, Poirot Pod is back! We discuss how the obvious suspects did it in a very non-obvious way, Agatha Christie's evolving stance on killing murderers, and spinstererotisism (or lack thereof).

    Number 10: Partners in Crime ( Part 2 of 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2020 117:29


    More Tommy and Tuppence! Is the Blitz the McDowell's of London? Also randomly featuring spoilers for "The Prestige".

    Number 9: Partners In Crime (Part 1 of 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2020 65:54


    The Problem with the Swedish Chef: Tuppence manifests a secret spy detective agency, Portia manifests a microphone, and Tommy and Tuppence try on the personalities of different fictional detectives. Featuring: lots of pod wine, terrible accents, and a giggling fit.

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