Review For Two

This week, Marko and Caroline are playing Operation: Tango! Marko perfects his HACKER VOICE. Caroline really likes it hot. Both have entirely forgotten how to do this.  Transition music this week was from the Operation: Tango soundtrack.  ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also engaged! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang

This week, Marko and Caroline visit Drake Hollow! Marko can't handle this responsibility. Caroline loves all of her children equally. Both wrestle with the fabric of time.  Transition music this week was from the Drake Hollow soundtrack.  ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also engaged! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang

This week, Marko and Caroline bring the double feature with Moving Out and Golf With Your Friends. Marko has some... concerning feelings about home furniture. Caroline prepared a delicious breakfast for you. Both seem to have overlooked the fact that we are slightly past mid-March at this point.  Transition music this week was from the Moving Out and Golf With Your Friends soundtracks.  ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also engaged! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang

Warning: Spoliers! This week, Marko and Caroline  Transition music this week was from the Marvel's Spider Man: Miles Morales soundtrack.  ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also engaged! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang

This week, Caroline and Marko are diving into Minecraft Dungeons! Caroline makes a lot of explosions. Marko starts a zoo. Both are subtly changing the theme of this podcast. Transition music this week was from the Minecraft Dungeons soundtrack.  ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also engaged! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang

This week, Marko and Caroline return with Morkredd! Marko does not like The Meat. Caroline looks too deeply. Both are here to spread the word of orb.  Transition music this week was from Morkredd.  ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also engaged! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang

This week, Marko and Caroline are back! To review Tetris Effect Connected! Marko is an old man. Caroline has the hots for blocks. Neither can pronounce the title of this game. They manage it like twice the whole podcast. Transition music this week was from the Tetris Effect soundtrack.  ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also engaged! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang

This week, Marko and Caroline are trying to Don't Starve Together. Marko is a carnivore until the end. Caroline understands how food poisoning works. Both are having a bit of a strange day. Transition music this week was from the Don't Starve Together soundtrack.  ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang

This week, Marko and Caroline are reviewing Five Nights at Freddy's 2 and Speed Dating for Ghosts. Marko is a spectre therapist. Caroline did not enjoy Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. Both are going to have nightmares tonight.  Transition music this week was from the Five Nights at Freddy's 2 and Speed Dating for Ghosts soundtracks.  ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang

This week, Marko and Caroline are Among Us! Caroline is an obsessive. Marko has an accidental deathwish. Both have been really suspicious, like, this whole game guys trust me. Transition music this week was cobbled together from Among Us sound effects.   ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang

This week, Marko and Caroline are joined by Lukas and Nora for a Hidden Agenda! This chaotic group can agree that the game is a good idea, but a little off on the execution. They also take like 5 minutes just to start the actual review.    Transition music this week was from the Hidden Agenda soundtracks.   ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang

This week, Marko and Caroline are reviewing Dungeons and Lesbians, A Short Hike, and Wandersong. Marko is an avian expert. Caroline wants you to call your mom. Both have officially become the same person.    Transition music this week was from the Wandersong and A Short Hike soundtracks. ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang

This week, Marko and Caroline battle to win in Fall Guys: Ultimate Knockout! Marko gets to finally put his training in action. Caroline is still chasing that crown. Both have not yet conquered the Slime Climb.   Transition music this week was from the Fall Guys: Ultimate Knockout soundtrack. ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang

WARNING - SPOILERS   This week, Marko and Caroline survive The Last of Us Part II. Marko sort of hates everybody. Caroline makes things difficult even when playing separately. Both are spoiling the whole dang thing, so proceed with caution. Transition music this week was from the The Last of Us Part II soundtrack. ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang

This week, Caroline and Marko finally review Animal Crossing: New Horizons! Caroline has great taste in goats. Marko's haunted forest works as intended. Both are tired of living in Eternal DOOM. Transition music this week was from the Animal Crossing: New Horizons soundtrack. ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang

This week, Caroline and Marko are on the Bleeding Edge. Caroline almost learns her character's name this time. Marko is a medic, surprise surprise. Both are willing to sell out, just FYI.  Transition music this week was from the Bleeding Edge soundtrack. ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang

This week Caroline and Marko explore lands uncharted in Journey to the Savage Planet. Marko becomes one with the wilderness. Caroline would prefer we get back to the main quest, please. Neither would make a very good biologist.  Transition music this week was from the Journey to the Savage Planet soundtrack. ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang

This week, Caroline and Marko try to survive in Player Unknown's Battlegrounds and Call of Duty: Warzone. Marko gets smacked by the Invisible Boatmobile. Caroline is purchased. Both should start playing games they're actually good at.  Transition music this week was from the Player Unknown's Battlegrounds and Call of Duty: Warzone soundtracks. ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang

 This week, Caroline and Marko operate a Totally Reliable Delivery Simulator. Caroline becomes an intermediary dangle. Marko repays cruel betrayal in kind. Both now fear the Ferris Wheel.  Transition music this week was from the Totally Reliable Delivery Service soundtrack. ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang

This week we interrupt our regularly-scheduled program to bring you a guest review of Divinity: Original Sin 2! Paul, Danny, Will, and Josh rate this 60 hour co-op RPG that Marko and Caroline would never have the time to play. Paul really, really likes the phrase "turn-based RPG", Josh likes to use his friends as weapons, Will may or may not be hearing voices, and Danny has no idea how to work a microphone so you won't even hear him for the first few minutes.  It's a mess of an episode. You should definitely listen.   Transition music this week was from the Divinity: Original Sin 2 soundtrack. ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang

Marko and Caroline get away and go on a Disney Adventure. Marko ruins the illusion for children. Caroline laments her theoretical vacation. Both just wanna leave the house however they can. Transition music this week was from the Disneyland Adventures soundtrack. ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang 

Caroline and Marko return to the ring for Guacamelee 2! Caroline returns to her life as a chicken. Marko lives for Dank Memes. Both get really topical with their banter.  Transition music this week was from the Guacamelee 2 soundtrack. ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang 

Marko and Caroline are joined by Alessandra to review Spice World. Caroline brings some serious knowledge. Marko knows his spices, not his Spices. Alessandra has the best day ever. All three are going to tell you what they want, what they really, really want.  Transition music this week was by the Spice Girls. ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang 

Marko and Caroline try to understand Kingdom Hearts III. Marko is just having a really hard time. Caroline is a veteran of the series and still isn't that helpful. Both gave me a headache just listening to this storyline. "Xenahort," ok.  Transition music this week was from the Kingdom Hearts III soundtrack. ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang 

Caroline and Marko are joined by Lukas, Paul, and Peter for a special large group review of Minecraft. The whole thing is a big mess where there's like 2 brand new voices and everybody is shouting. It's a disaster and it's great.  Transition music this week was from the Minecraft soundtrack. ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang 

Caroline and Marko are joined by a Pokemon Master and mother, Laura, for Pokemon GO! Caroline is a big fan of little hats. Marko SELLS OUT HIS BROTHERS. Laura becomes a proper nerd. Transition music this week was from the Pokemon GO soundtrack. ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang 

Caroline and Marko go all Ghostbusters in Luigi's Mansion 3. Marko gets hung up on the numbers. Caroline has "a great time being a puddle of mush." Both wish you a spooky start to the new year! Transition music this week was from the Luigi's Mansion 3 soundtrack  ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang 

Marko and Caroline are joined by Paul to review the top games of this year. Paul can't count to 10. Marko can, but not in any particular order. Caroline actually followed the prompt this time.  Transition music this week was from Banjo Kazooie, Banjo Tooie, Super Mario 64, and Mario Kart 64.  ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang 

Marko and Caroline continue with their management kick with Roller Coaster Tycoon 3 and Thrillville. Caroline turns the podcast gruesome, again. Marko tries to sell double the snacks. Both get to practice their flirting, not with each other, somehow.   Transition music this week was from Thrillville and Roller Coaster Tycoon 3. ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang 

Marko and Caroline run the Zoo Tycoon: Ultimate Animal Collection. Marko changes the podcast genre. Caroline goes crazy for aquatic reptiles. Both are now experts in the Red-Rumped Agouti. Transition music this week was from the Zoo Tycoon series. ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang 

Caroline and Marko prepare for Titanfall 2. Caroline is getting Apex flashbacks. Marko gets nerdy about Greek Mythology. Both share a totally unrelated story about a rabbit. Well, Caroline does. And it's horrifying. Transition music this week was from the Titanfall 2 soundtrack. ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang 

Caroline and Marko welcome everybody to play Jackbox Party Pack 3! Marko comes up with a surprisingly good Quip on the fly. Caroline budgets the one game purchase of the year. Neither have ever been funnier than that one face Lukas made that one time.  Transition music this week was from the Jackbox Party Pack 3 soundtrack. ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang 

Caroline and Marko take a trip to ToonTown Rewritten. Caroline has been waiting months for this. Marko doesn't understand subtle comedy. Both are definitively "Toon Enough".   Transition music this week was from the ToonTown Rewritten soundtrack. ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang 

Caroline and Marko get back to their roots in Farming Simulator 17. Caroline tries her hardest to make combat happen. Marko's years of training did not prepare him for this. Both strongly encourage you to recommend more farming games.    Transition music this week was from the Farming Simulator 17 soundtrack. ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang 

Warning: Spoilers Marko and Caroline wreak havoc this week in Untitled Goose Game. Marko prepares a pleasant poultry picnic. Caroline connects spiritually with waterfowl. Both HONK   Transition music this week was from the Untitled Goose Game soundtrack. ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang 

Scare-oline and MarkooOOo are Dead by Daylight this week. Caroline has had a rough month. Marko is a big stupid jerk. Both are not gonna shout out that guy, even if they remembered who he was.  Transition music this week was from the Dead By Daylight soundtrack. ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang 

Caroline and Marko are enlisted in World War Z this week. Marko does his homework for once. Caroline definitely understands how audio media works. Both are surprised this game is actually pretty legit.  Transition music this week was from the World War Z soundtrack. ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang 

Warning: Minor Story Spoilers  Caroline and Marko fight through the Organ Trail. Caroline wants you to HEY! LISTEN! Marko is making me concerned about our next road trip. Both welcome to you Review for Spook! Transition music this week was from the Organ Trail soundtrack. ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang 

Warning: SPOILERS Marko and Caroline grind their way through Gears 5 this week. Marko prefers his future apocalypse with more Krogans. Caroline won't let a game tell her what to do. Both found a way to play relevant games and STILL not pay for them.  Transition music this week was from the Gears 5 soundtrack. ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang 

Caroline, Marko, and special guest Jeff the Lawyer defend the innocent in Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney. Caroline brings in an expert witness. Marko isn't relaxed by murder mysteries. Jeff has a LOT of concerns. And none of them even got to the part with the ghosts and the whales.  Transition music this week was from the Phoenix Wright series. ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang 

Warning: SPOILERS! Caroline and Marko go on an Old Man's Journey this week. Caroline prepares to take a nap. Marko wants you to know he studied abroad. Both have been made irrelevant by the secret best third host. Transition music this week was from the Old Man's Journey soundtrack. ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang 

Caroline and Marko live that Sims life this week in The Sims 3. Caroline builds her ideal self. Marko builds a funhouse. Both love living the fantasy of having a fulfilling life.  Transition music this week was from The Sims, The Sims 2, and The Sims 3 soundtracks.  ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang 

Marko and Caroline keep the android train a'rolling this week with Detroit: Become Human. Marko doesn't understand what these French people are trying to tell him. Caroline wants to keep it PG, please. Both are not interested in hanging out in boats.  Transition music this week was from the Detroit: Become Human soundtrack.  ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang 

Marko and Caroline run with reckless robots this week in Assault Android Cactus. Caroline learns some hip gamer lingo. Marko evolves into a has-been. Both are amazed the podcast has lasted this long.  Transition music this week was from the Assault Android Cactus soundtrack.  ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang 

Marko and Caroline shoot and loot their way through Borderlands 2 this week. Marko wants more instant gratification, darn it. Caroline has literally no idea what's going on. Both want to stress that this is the second Borderlands game, and not a super early access review of Borderlands 3. Sorry. Transition music this week was from the Borderlands 2 soundtrack.  ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang 

Caroline, Marko, and David clash karts in the Crash Team Racing and Mario Kart 64 double episode. Caroline wants a Mystery Mall remake already. Marko wants a Diddy Kong Racing episode. David is happy just being here. Everybody is waiting for Quip to send money for the ad they almost certainly didn't want. Transition music this week was from the Crash Team Racing and Mario Kart 64 soundtrack.  ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang 

Marko and Caroline Sail the plastic seas this week in LEGO Pirates of the Caribbean: The Video Game.  Marko has a hard time not using The Force. Caroline describes her dream man. Both are still the worst pirates you've ever heard of. But you have heard of them.  Transition music this week was from the  LEGO Pirates of the Caribbean: The Video Game soundtrack.  ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang 

Caroline and Marko do NOT blow up this week in Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes. Marko gets a lesson in statistics. Caroline prepares to make a career shift. Both have already scheduled a nice, relaxing couples massage session.  Transition music this week was from the Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes soundtrack.  ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang 

Caroline and Marko ride to the stars this week in Kirby Air Ride. Caroline gets super pranked, bro. Marko reenacts Top Gun. Both hated getting lied to by the rude minigame hint message. Jerk.  Transition music this week was from the Kirby Air Ride soundtrack.  ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang 

Caroline and Marko sail the high seas in Sea of Thieves. Caroline brings a baby to a pirate fight. Marko holds the world's worst concert. Both are without a doubt the worst pirates you've ever heard of. Transition music this week was from the Sea of Thieves soundtrack.  ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang 

Caroline and Marko cook up a new Omnibus episode with Cooking Mama: Cook Off, Iron Chef America: Supreme Cuisine, and Hell's Kitchen: The Game. Caroline is the Nintendo Police. Marko is haunted by Alton Brown and The Squab. Both need to not play so many games with colons in the titles come on guys I've got a character limit here. Transition music this week was from the Cooking Mama: Cook Off, Iron Chef America: Supreme Cuisine, and Hell's Kitchen: The Game soundtracks.  ---------- Welcome to Review for Two! We're Marko and Caroline and we review video games. Oh yeah, we're also dating! That means we mainly play games that would be fun with someone on the couch next to us. Graphic by Julia Gang