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We are a D&D 5e mature comedy podcast revolving around 4 adventurers in the land of Eldenhelm. Each with their own goals in mind but brought together for one goal, your entertainment. (content warning: this is a mature podcast for 18+ viewers. listening discretion is advised)

Rolling For What Now


    • Jun 12, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 46m AVG DURATION
    • 66 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Rolling For What Now?

    Season 2 Anouncment and special bonus WWD E1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2023 75:19


    Greetings Adventurers! We're so sorry to keep you all waiting, things have gotten a bit crazy since our Season 1 finale. we have episodes 38 and 39 recorded they just need edited and released but doing 2 podcasts, being a full time dad, working my full time job and doing all of the editing is starting to take its toll on me, i'm trying to get the edits done but i want the quality to not suffer due to my stress. we are working towards getting another editor or two to help me out so hopefully soon we can crank out the rest of these episodes no problem. in the mean time head over to anchor.fm/white-wing-dice and check out our Bards of a Feather campaign there! which you can find episode one, right here! enjoy everyone and thank you for understanding! The Nutshell Studios White Wing Dice Theme: "Cross The Line" by Lords of the Trident

    Season 1 - A Year in Review

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2023 88:16


    Greetings Adventurers! It has been a wonderful year! this week we take the time to answer a few questions, all to give you a better understanding of where we are taking R4WN going forward and some to get to know the cast a little better. and a big announcement at the end! be sure to Like Rate and Share the podcast with your friends! Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias! All the things Patreon Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds Outro Song: "The Chain" by Longshot Odds "Go For Broke" by Longshot Odds Dubby: R4WN FanRoll Dice: R4WN Reaper Apparel: R4WN Monsters and Moshpits MythCraft TTRPG "Cross the Line" by Lords of the Trident

    S1E37 - (Finale) To Begin Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2023 118:40


    Greetings Adventurers! wow... what more can we say but thank you for 1 year with Rolling For What Now?! Welcome to the season 1 finale! there are twists, and turns, and sorrow, and calamity! tune in to find out the fate of our heroes! going forward with Season 2 we will either be releasing monthly or bi-monthly depending on our time as we are going to focus up on Bards of a Feather over on our White Wing Dice Podcast for a fresh new campaign done right from start to finish! we hope you enjoyed our first season! we can't wait for season 2 and hope you'll join us when we return with Rolling For What Now in May 2023! Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds.Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: All the things @ https://www.RollingForWhatNow.com  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d Outro Song: "The Chain" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/0IgamTKzR1uwCTJvVpw8fx?si=7623c980b0a84686  Rammstien "Feuer Frei" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkW-K5RQdzo  Dubby: https://www.dubby.gg/discount/R4WN?ref=j84F5UlohNCVvb FanRoll Dice: R4WN @ https://fanrolldice.com/?gclid=Cj0KCQiA54KfBhCKARIsAJzSrdofM8GMGG4CilySuGl4RNfq8RNAoYRMNPzDvSFfBu8rbNj01QJJV0IaAlJHEALw_wcB Reaper Apparel: R4WN @ https://www.reaperapparelco.com/ Monsters and Moshpits: https://open.spotify.com/episode/5QYHcYwBAwSp4z6FQTlMPe?si=a0d9096fb9e94ce1 MythCraft TTRPG: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/quasigrant/mythcraft-rpg MythCraft is the ultimate TTRPG system and universe brought to you by The Homebrew Network in partnership with QuasiReal Publishing. Choose from 14 lineages, 11 classes, countless occupation & profession options, and a TON of Talents. MythCraft needs your support to make this happen - Check out the Kickstarter at mythcraftrpg.com and get ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime. You won't want to miss out on this thrilling journey. Let's do this!

    S1E36 - Zasih, The Spider Queen

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2023 63:30


    Greetings Adventurers! As we draw closer to our season 1 finale our heroes face off against the dreaded Zasih, self proclaimed Spider Queen! Magni gets majestic af, Guac calls in the cavalry, Trouble does the stabbies and Remi is left wondering how he got himself into this. Be sure to Rate, Share and Review! Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds.Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: All the things @ https://www.RollingForWhatNow.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d Outro Song: "Ce La Vie" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/1qbsIjAgrVlFjTxKNgMWrH?si=905e5844baec40bf Dubby: https://www.dubby.gg/discount/R4WN?ref=j84F5UlohNCVvb FanRoll Dice: R4WN @ https://fanrolldice.com/?gclid=Cj0KCQiA54KfBhCKARIsAJzSrdofM8GMGG4CilySuGl4RNfq8RNAoYRMNPzDvSFfBu8rbNj01QJJV0IaAlJHEALw_wcB Reaper Apparel: R4WN @ https://www.reaperapparelco.com/ Monsters and Moshpits: https://open.spotify.com/episode/5QYHcYwBAwSp4z6FQTlMPe?si=a0d9096fb9e94ce1 MythCraft TTRPG: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/quasigrant/mythcraft-rpg MythCraft is the ultimate TTRPG system and universe brought to you by The Homebrew Network in partnership with QuasiReal Publishing. Choose from 14 lineages, 11 classes, countless occupation & profession options, and a TON of Talents. MythCraft needs your support to make this happen - Check out the Kickstarter at mythcraftrpg.com and get ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime. You won't want to miss out on this thrilling journey. Let's do this!

    SideTracked - Smells Like Tree Spirit

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2023 124:46


    Greetings Adventurers! This is the LOST EPISODE! It's a little random one shot DM Joe put together last minute so we'd have something to do that night! It's Full of fun and entertainment! enjoy! Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: All the things @ https://www.RollingForWhatNow.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d Outro Song: "Ce La Vie" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/1qbsIjAgrVlFjTxKNgMWrH?si=905e5844baec40bf Dubby: https://www.dubby.gg/discount/R4WN?ref=j84F5UlohNCVvb FanRoll Dice: R4WN @ https://fanrolldice.com/?gclid=Cj0KCQiA54KfBhCKARIsAJzSrdofM8GMGG4CilySuGl4RNfq8RNAoYRMNPzDvSFfBu8rbNj01QJJV0IaAlJHEALw_wcB Reaper Apparel: R4WN @ https://www.reaperapparelco.com/ Monsters and Moshpits: https://open.spotify.com/episode/5QYHcYwBAwSp4z6FQTlMPe?si=a0d9096fb9e94ce1 MythCraft TTRPG: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/quasigrant/mythcraft-rpg MythCraft is the ultimate TTRPG system and universe brought to you by The Homebrew Network in partnership with QuasiReal Publishing Choose from 14 lineages, 11 classes, countless occupation & profession options, and a TON of Talents. MythCraft needs your support to make this happen- Check out the Kickstarter at mythcraftrpg.com and get ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime. You won't want to miss out on this thrilling journey. Let's do this!

    S1E35 - Secret Tunnel

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2023 43:40


    Greetings Adventurers! Join us as we explore Zasih, The Spider Queen's Secret tunnel under Feargaken Keep, as well as Alorin's mortality. Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: All the things @ https://www.RollingForWhatNow.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d Outro Song: "Ce La Vie" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/1qbsIjAgrVlFjTxKNgMWrH?si=905e5844baec40bf Dubby: https://www.dubby.gg/discount/R4WN?ref=j84F5UlohNCVvb FanRoll Dice: R4WN @ https://fanrolldice.com/?gclid=Cj0KCQiA54KfBhCKARIsAJzSrdofM8GMGG4CilySuGl4RNfq8RNAoYRMNPzDvSFfBu8rbNj01QJJV0IaAlJHEALw_wcB Reaper Apparel: R4WN @ https://www.reaperapparelco.com/ Monsters and Moshpits: https://open.spotify.com/episode/5QYHcYwBAwSp4z6FQTlMPe?si=a0d9096fb9e94ce1 MythCraft TTRPG: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/quasigrant/mythcraft-rpg MythCraft is the ultimate TTRPG system and universe brought to you by The Homebrew Network in partnership with QuasiReal Publishing Choose from 14 lineages, 11 classes, countless occupation & profession options, and a TON of Talents. MythCraft needs your support to make this happen- Check out the Kickstarter at mythcraftrpg.com and get ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime. You won't want to miss out on this thrilling journey. Let's do this!

    SideTracked - Rolling For Mythcraft?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2023 110:30


    Welcome Travelers! To the World of Mythcraft! get your first look at the combat and diversity of Mythcraft RPG! a wonderful new TTRPG out on Kickstarter until April 19th 2023! full release is set to Jan 2024, so get in there and reserve your copies now! Mythcraft hit their goal in 3hrs after release and has since hit 2 streatch goals since March 15th! our review of the game is at the end of the episode but it need not be said this is a GREAT new TTRPG and you wont want to miss out on the adventures hidden within! But for now, enjoy this simple sidequest staring Alexis Kline as Eria Stormblood and Joseph "Viking" Miller as Markus Luxxor. With, me, Joe Phipps, your MC (Mythcrafter, SO COOL :D ), as we face down some enemies made available in the demo of the game! and keep an eye on #Torildeare We'll be doing another test play soon with a new monster for a "final boss" enounter as we run a full 1 shot to get the full experience of an adventuring day with Mythcraft RPG! Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * All the things @ https://www.RollingForWhatNow.com * Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true * Dolan's Irish Pub: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9a8pVGa1Mo * Irish Tavern Music by Gaelic Storm: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBATrLRWySg *Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d *Outro Song: "Ce La Vie" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/1qbsIjAgrVlFjTxKNgMWrH?si=905e5844baec40bf *Dubby: https://www.dubby.gg/discount/R4WN?ref=j84F5UlohNCVvb *FanRoll Dice: R4WN @ https://fanrolldice.com/?gclid=Cj0KCQiA54KfBhCKARIsAJzSrdofM8GMGG4CilySuGl4RNfq8RNAoYRMNPzDvSFfBu8rbNj01QJJV0IaAlJHEALw_wcB *Reaper Apparel: R4WN @ https://www.reaperapparelco.com/ *Monsters and Moshpits: https://open.spotify.com/episode/5QYHcYwBAwSp4z6FQTlMPe?si=a0d9096fb9e94ce1 *MythCraft TTRPG: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/quasigrant/mythcraft-rpg MythCraft is the ultimate TTRPG system and universe brought to you by The Homebrew Network in partnership with QuasiReal Publishing Choose from 14 lineages, 11 classes, countless occupation & profession options, and a TON of Talents. MythCraft needs your support to make this happen- Check out the Kickstarter at mythcraftrpg.com and get ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime. You won't want to miss out on this thrilling journey. Let's do this!

    S1E34 - Into The Spider's Den

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2023 72:43


    Greetings Adventurers! This week, we get to meet Baub, Guac makes big kabooms, Magni taps into that Goliath rage over his beloved pupper, Trouble does parkour. please be sure to like rate subscribe and share the podcast with your friends! and keep your eyes on #Torildeare Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * All the things @ https://www.RollingForWhatNow.com * Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true *Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d *Outro Song: "Ce La Vie" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/1qbsIjAgrVlFjTxKNgMWrH?si=905e5844baec40bf *Dubby: https://www.dubby.gg/discount/R4WN?ref=j84F5UlohNCVvb *FanRoll Dice: R4WN @ https://fanrolldice.com/?gclid=Cj0KCQiA54KfBhCKARIsAJzSrdofM8GMGG4CilySuGl4RNfq8RNAoYRMNPzDvSFfBu8rbNj01QJJV0IaAlJHEALw_wcB *Reaper Apparel: R4WN @ https://www.reaperapparelco.com/ *Monsters and Moshpits: https://open.spotify.com/episode/5QYHcYwBAwSp4z6FQTlMPe?si=a0d9096fb9e94ce1 *MythCraft TTRPG: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/quasigrant/mythcraft-rpg MythCraft is the ultimate TTRPG system and universe brought to you by The Homebrew Network in partnership with QuasiReal Publishing Choose from 14 lineages, 11 classes, countless occupation & profession options, and a TON of Talents. MythCraft needs your support to make this happen- Check out the Kickstarter at mythcraftrpg.com and get ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime. You won't want to miss out on this thrilling journey. Let's do this!

    S1E33 - Siege on Feargaken Keep

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2023 53:26


    Greetings Adventurers! This week our would be heroes begin their assault on Feargaken keep. this Massive battle is full of death, destruction and loss, can our 3 heroes, with the help of Alorin the Paladin of Tempest, and Remi the Revenant Rogue, defeat these foes and secure victory, and Remi's freedom? Find out this week on ROLLING FOR WHAT NOW?! please be sure to like rate subscribe and share the podcast with your friends! and keep your eyes on #Torildeare Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * All the things @ https://www.RollingForWhatNow.com * Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true *Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d *Outro Song: "Ce La Vie" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/1qbsIjAgrVlFjTxKNgMWrH?si=905e5844baec40bf *Dubby: https://www.dubby.gg/discount/R4WN?ref=j84F5UlohNCVvb *FanRoll Dice: R4WN @ https://fanrolldice.com/?gclid=Cj0KCQiA54KfBhCKARIsAJzSrdofM8GMGG4CilySuGl4RNfq8RNAoYRMNPzDvSFfBu8rbNj01QJJV0IaAlJHEALw_wcB *Reaper Apparel: R4WN @ https://www.reaperapparelco.com/ *Monsters and Moshpits: https://open.spotify.com/episode/5QYHcYwBAwSp4z6FQTlMPe?si=a0d9096fb9e94ce1

    S1E32 - The Calm Before the Storm Giant

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2023 50:04


    Greetings Adventures! this week we discover more about Remi the Revenant, and learn more about G.U.A.C. Amole's past all while planning to Siege the Feargaken Keep, hunting down the terrible Dryder responsible for Remi's death! it sounds like we might be gearing up for a season finale! check it out here on ROLLING FOR WHAT NOW?! Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * All the things @ https://www.RollingForWhatNow.com * Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true *Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d *Outro Song: "Ce La Vie" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/1qbsIjAgrVlFjTxKNgMWrH?si=905e5844baec40bf *Dubby: https://www.dubby.gg/discount/R4WN?ref=j84F5UlohNCVvb *FanRoll Dice: R4WN @ https://fanrolldice.com/?gclid=Cj0KCQiA54KfBhCKARIsAJzSrdofM8GMGG4CilySuGl4RNfq8RNAoYRMNPzDvSFfBu8rbNj01QJJV0IaAlJHEALw_wcB *Reaper Apparel: R4WN @ https://www.reaperapparelco.com/ *Lizards&Locations: https://open.spotify.com/episode/245vnAULyVFrvzQpHgID8X?si=f11ac52ef68b4d42

    S1E31 - Straeja of the Wilds Pt. 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2023 54:55


    Greatings Adventurers! This week we learn the disturbing truth behind Trouble's injury, and take a trip to a wild land most mortals dream to see. Join us on our adventure as we guide you threw the Wilds and the Fey within them! Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * All the things @ https://www.RollingForWhatNow.com * Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true *Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d *Outro Song: "Ce La Vie" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/1qbsIjAgrVlFjTxKNgMWrH?si=905e5844baec40bf *Dubby: https://www.dubby.gg/discount/R4WN?ref=j84F5UlohNCVvb *FanRoll Dice: R4WN @ https://fanrolldice.com/?gclid=Cj0KCQiA54KfBhCKARIsAJzSrdofM8GMGG4CilySuGl4RNfq8RNAoYRMNPzDvSFfBu8rbNj01QJJV0IaAlJHEALw_wcB *Reaper Apparel: R4WN @ https://www.reaperapparelco.com/

    S1E30 - Straeja of the Wilds Pt. 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2023 26:08


    Greatings Adventurers! This week is a shorter episode, in which we take some time after the battle to speak with Paul, talk a little about Trouble (Straeja) and Jorvesh's home, and fuck with Paul some more. Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * All the things @ https://www.RollingForWhatNow.com * Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true *Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d *Outro Song: "Ce La Vie" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/1qbsIjAgrVlFjTxKNgMWrH?si=905e5844baec40bf *Dubby: https://www.dubby.gg/discount/R4WN?ref=j84F5UlohNCVvb *FanRoll Dice: R4WN @ https://fanrolldice.com/?gclid=Cj0KCQiA54KfBhCKARIsAJzSrdofM8GMGG4CilySuGl4RNfq8RNAoYRMNPzDvSFfBu8rbNj01QJJV0IaAlJHEALw_wcB *Reaper Apparel: R4WN @ https://www.reaperapparelco.com/

    S1E29 - A Hidden Power

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2023 61:30


    GREETINGS ADVENTURERS! *CONTENT WARNING* - now we don't usually put these as we are a mature rated podcast with mature rated themes. BUT we go kind of hard on America bashing. let the record show we are not for any of the topics discussed. the way our country was founded was done in a dirty way and we will not change our minds otherwise. - This week we find Jorvesh has a secret hidden power! He unleashes a DEVISTATING magic attack, dealing massive damage to the shadow demons. Paul is tormented by Guaceon, Dragni is woke af, and trouble lets out a bit of rage, all the while Alorin stands confused in the midst of battle as usual when it comes to our band of misfit heroes. Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * All the things @ https://www.RollingForWhatNow.com * Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true *Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d *Outro Song: "Ce La Vie" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/1qbsIjAgrVlFjTxKNgMWrH?si=905e5844baec40bf

    S1E28 - My Name Is Paul

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2023 45:40


    Greetings Adventurers! Welcome back to Rolling For What now! This week the Misfits take on a new threat, CARDIO! yes, we have ourselves a regular Lord of the Rings style walk fest! complete with collapsing floor boards and mysterious cloaked beings lurking in the shadows! get your weekly D&D Pod fix right here in episode 28. My name, is Paul. Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * All the things @ https://www.RollingForWhatNow.com * Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true *Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d *Outro Song: "Ce La Vie" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/1qbsIjAgrVlFjTxKNgMWrH?si=905e5844baec40bf

    S1E27 - The Satyr in the Stone

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2023 52:36


    Greetings Adventurers! Today we take a moment of silence and show respect to our fallen companion... how are our heroes goin to get themselves out of their mess this time? A desperate action leads to heavy heart on a soft hearted Druid. Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * All the things @ https://www.RollingForWhatNow.com * Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true *Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d *Outro Song: "Ce La Vie" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/1qbsIjAgrVlFjTxKNgMWrH?si=905e5844baec40bf

    S1E26 - Dust To Dust

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2023 63:11


    Greetings Adventurers! ... oh boy... the Slanderous Worm has shown its horrific face. Without going into to much detail... this week is sure to be a hell of a ride. so hold onto your butts, it's about to get bumpy! LETS GO! Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * All the things @ https://www.RollingForWhatNow.com * Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true *Boss Music: "Otherworld" By Composer/Arranger: Nobuo Uematsu Lyricist: Alexander O. Smith Vocalist: Bill Muir https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9dEu29RY44 *Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d *Outro Song: "Ce La Vie" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/1qbsIjAgrVlFjTxKNgMWrH?si=905e5844baec40bf

    ARC 2 Recap ep 21 - 25

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2023 17:33


    a quick catch you up on the story so far. Please note that not every detail of the main campaign was mentioned, so some of the inside jokes we say you'll only know from listening to the original episodes. This is an opportunity for New Listeners to get caught up on the story quickly and not have to listen to the old lower quality audio episodes. or for current listeners to hear the events take place in a slightly more cinematic setting. Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * All the things @ https://www.RollingForWhatNow.com * Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true *Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d *Outro Song: "Ce La Vie" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/1qbsIjAgrVlFjTxKNgMWrH?si=905e5844baec40bf

    ARC 1 Recap ep 1-20

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2023 49:36


    a quick catch you up on the story so far. Please note that not every detail of the main campaign was mentioned, so some of the inside jokes we say you'll only know from listening to the original episodes. This is an opportunity for New Listeners to get caught up on the story quickly and not have to listen to the old lower quality audio episodes. or for current listeners to hear the events take place in a slightly more cinematic setting. Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * All the things @ https://www.RollingForWhatNow.com * Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true *Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d

    Ep. 25 - A New Horror Awakens

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2023 58:39


    Greetings Adventurers! We pick back up with our intrepid heroes battling it out with hordes of the undead and spiders and trolls OH MY! as this war in the wastes continues the party finds themselves a compotents match for these foes, but how long can they last, and what are these new rumblings from ground below? a new horror awakens from the clatter of the frey! something SO MASSIVE purple wurms dare not go near. what is this pale beast and where did it come from?! FIND OUT! ONLY ON ROLLING FOR WHAT NOW?! Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * All the things @ https://www.RollingForWhatNow.com * Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true *Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d *Outro Song: "Ce La Vie" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/1qbsIjAgrVlFjTxKNgMWrH?si=905e5844baec40bf --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Ep. 24 - A War in the Wastelands

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2023 143:03


    Greetings Adventurers! Today we reflect on the year so far. wonderful moments we've shared, we still miss Scotty, he who hath forsaken us and doesn't play D&D with us anymore cause he's too busy being an adult, lame, and also Trouble gets a messege... from her brother Jarnesh... in the middle of the biggest fight our "heroes" have faced yet, the undead and unkind of the wastelands called the Dead Kingdom have begun marching on Alorin's home, this is just the first wave of monstrosities, who's to tell what is coming, the party seems to be doing very well for themselves at the moment, but in the blink of an eye the battle can change favor. FIND OUT! ONLY ON ROLLING FOR WHAT NOW?! Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * All the things @ https://www.flowcode.com/page/rollingforwhatnow * Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true *Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d *Outro Song: "Ce La Vie" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/1qbsIjAgrVlFjTxKNgMWrH?si=905e5844baec40bf --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    SideTracked - A Very Juggalo Axemas Special Pt. 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2023 99:53


    Greetings and Happy Holidays Adventurers! Welcome to wonderland! Axemas pt. 2! This Episode of SideTracked brought to you in part by Dubby Energy, Reaper Apperal Co and FanRoll Dice! affiliate links below! Now is the time of year, full of cheer, and lots of beer, were all we hear, with our chilled ears, is Mariah Carrie and what she want's for christmas... SO THIS EPISODE HAS NONE OF HER MOTHA FAKKU! Crack open your favorite brand of Faygo, throw another fat man on the fire and pull your hatchet in close, our uh, heroes? from Nedenville have returned to fuck shit up, eat doritos and piss in your cheerios! Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Dubby Energy: Promo Code R4WN at check out for 10% off. https://www.dubby.gg/discount/R4WN?ref=j84F5UlohNCVvb Reaper Apparel Co: Promo Code R4WN at check out for 15% off. https://www.reaperapparelco.com/ FanRoll Dice: Promo Code R4WN at check out for 10% off. https://fanrolldice.com/ Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * All the things @ https://www.flowcode.com/page/rollingforwhatnow * Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true *Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d *Outro Song: "Ce La Vie" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/1qbsIjAgrVlFjTxKNgMWrH?si=905e5844baec40bf *Zombie Clause by Psychostick: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJztkDaURJY *The Nutcracker Remix by John Vietti https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEkWAS9ipZE *"Miracles" by ICP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GyVx28R9-s --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Ep. 23 - In Darkness We Will Rise

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2022 162:24


    Greetings Adventurers! This week our band of misfits fend off the haunting visages of the Bone husk beings known to us, but not our heroes, as Shimmers and the other dangers of the Dead Kingdom! They meet back with Alorin who seems to have seen better days as his shack is beaten down and he as well has suffered a few scars of combat. Not even Alorin seems to know the origin of these new beings bound in bone. what dangers have grown here since Trouble and the gang last parted ways with Alorin? the only way to find out is to tune in! Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * All the things @ https://www.flowcode.com/page/rollingforwhatnow * Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true *Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d *Outro Song: "Ce La Vie" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/1qbsIjAgrVlFjTxKNgMWrH?si=905e5844baec40bf --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    SideTracked - A Very Juggalo Axemas Special Pt.1

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2022 210:20


    Greetings and Happy Holidays Adventurers! This Episode of SideTracked brought to you in part by Dubby Energy, Reaper Apperal Co and FanRoll Dice! affiliate links below! Now is the time of year, full of cheer, and lots of beer, were all we hear, with our chilled ears, is Mariah Carrie and what she want's for christmas... SO THIS EPISODE HAS NONE OF HER MOTHA FAKKU! Crack open your favorite brand of Faygo, throw another fat man on the fire and pull your hatchet in close, our uh, heroes? from Nedenville have returned to fuck shit up, eat doritos and piss in your cheerios! Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Dubby Energy: Promo Code R4WN at check out for 10% off. https://www.dubby.gg/discount/R4WN?ref=j84F5UlohNCVvb Reaper Apparel Co: Promo Code R4WN15 at check out for 15% off. https://www.reaperapparelco.com/ FanRoll Dice: Promo Code R4wn10 at check out for 10% off. https://fanrolldice.com/ Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * All the things @ https://www.flowcode.com/page/rollingforwhatnow * Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true *Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d *Outro Song: "Ce La Vie" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/1qbsIjAgrVlFjTxKNgMWrH?si=905e5844baec40bf *"Miracles" by ICP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GyVx28R9-s *"Slap That Cheese" by SwausageTV https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwqMVmT4zUg --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Ep. 22 - Once Upon A Wicked Dream

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2022 92:58


    Greetings Adventurers! As you know by now we've had a few scheduling issues, yay. BUT we make due with it and manage to still bring you quality toilet humo- i mean content... >_> This Episode Trouble learns of Vindon's visit, and we learn about Magni's mysterious past. A violent new threat emerges and makes it's presence well known as it lashes out at our heroes. The excitement continues in episode 22! Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * All the things @ https://www.flowcode.com/page/rollingforwhatnow * Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true *Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d *Outro Song: "Ce La Vie" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/1qbsIjAgrVlFjTxKNgMWrH?si=905e5844baec40bf *Gangter's Paradise as performed by Beetle the Bardcore: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dywM446-vcE --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Ep. 21 - A Death in the Family

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2022 104:25


    WELCOME BACK ADVENTURERS! This is our official return to Arc 1 of Rolling For What Now? the vindon saga? crusaders of chaos? portals and port holes? who knows, we never named arc one, we're aweful at names, we're just here to play dnd and eat beans out of a can XD don't worry though, we pick up right where we left off in episode 20... only 3 months later putting us officially at 4 months since our heroes met Vindon, burned down a building howsing a pyroclastic dragon, battled along side Alorin and saved Jorvesh from those nasty Hobgoblin slavers. today, we come back to the Dead Kingdom on word that Alorin requested aid as there is more to the barren landscape than most may gleem. Not five minutes after leaving The Grand Clam the party was attacked by a Shambling Mound and one of our friends are lost to the twisted vines of the beast! On a much sadder note. the title of this episode is in memory of Kevin Conroy who was the voice actor for Batman over 30yrs (among other roles) who passed away the day of recording (11/11/2022). Thank you Batman, you made many children's childhoods that much better and gave us a man we could believe in. Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * All the things @ https://www.flowcode.com/page/rollingforwhatnow * Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true *Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    SideTracked - Dream Walking Pt2 (A Zombie Apocalypse)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2022 166:37


    Greatings Adventurers! Welcome to the second part of our zombie nonsense! in this episode we introduce a new character to the madness, beat down some baddies and are VERY TIRED because we work to much... i mean, WE'RE SUPER EXCITED! hope you guys enjoy! Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. **this episode may contain adult language and themes** Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * All the things: https://www.flowcode.com/page/rollingforwhatnow * Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true *Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    SideTracked - Dream Walking (A Zombie Apocalypse)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2022 119:28


    Greetings Adventurers! this episode of SideTracked is something a bit more spooky I decided to put together a Zombie Apocalypse scenario for my Son's 10th bday and he is Loving it! so strap on in and get ready for the shinanigans as I let the original cast of Rolling For What Now? experience the chaos I've created. Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. **this episode may contain adult language and themes** Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * All the things: https://www.flowcode.com/page/rollingforwhatnow * Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true *Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    MixTape - Not So Revealing 'Rolling For Theatrics 2000'

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2022 109:39


    Greetings Adventurers! What can i really say about this movie... uhm... there was a dragon... that was cool... i mean, just take a listen and see for yourself if you wanna watch it... so without further delay... this is our Mystery Science Theatre 3000 style audio review of "Revealer"... find it on Shudder... if you must... Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * Twitter: @Rolling4WhatNow * Facebook: Rolling For What Now? * SnapChat: Rolling For What Now? * TikTok: Rolling For What Now? * Instagram: Rolling For What Now? * Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true *Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d *Movie: Revealer - via Shudder --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    SideTracked - Vik's Halloween Hell

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2022 313:22


    GREATINGS ADVENTURERS! I know I know... I'm late as hell... but hey, better late than never right? and honestly, it's always Halloween if you try hard enough. This is a homebrew adventure cooked up by our wonderful Viking Vik for ALL HALLOWS EVE! welcome to the spooky shit guys! We hope you enjoy it as much as we did. This IS a bit of a longer episode, our longest one to date actually at 5hrs 12min. so buckle in and take breaks when we tell you too lol Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * All the things @ https://www.flowcode.com/page/rollingforwhatnow * Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true *Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    MixTape - Primo Kikiweeks 'Rolling For Theatrics 2000'

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2022 120:19


    Greetings Adventurers! ok... so we hoped to release these in October but it turns out DM Joe (me) was just to buried during spooky season between work, haunted house acting (a 2.5hr drive there and back no less) and family stuff to get ANY editing done. BUT now that spooky season is over we can get back to the things we love off season! bringing you silly content! so this is our Mystery Science Theatre 3000 style audio review of "The Freakmaker"! find it on Shudder! Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * Twitter: @Rolling4WhatNow * Facebook: Rolling For What Now? * SnapChat: Rolling For What Now? * TikTok: Rolling For What Now? * Instagram: Rolling For What Now? * Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true *Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d *Movie: The Freakmaker - courtesy of Shudder --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    SideTracked - A Very Special Viking Vik Voyage pt3

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2022 114:02


    Greetings Adventurers! Welcome back! don't worry, we are still recording and creating content, we play ever week but will be releasing on a bit more spread out schedule until late november. this is to provide ample time to buff up my editing skills and give us a little backlog of episodes to bring you ever consistent hijinx. BUT in the mean time, enjoy our SideTracked Shinanigans! this is part 3 of Vik (magni)'s story of warlords and wizards. our "heroes" embark to a new town seemingly void of life and Percival eats dirt, quite literally, this episode is jam packed full of hijinx. we hope you enjoy it as much as we enjoyed recording it XD Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * Twitter: @Rolling4WhatNow * Facebook: Rolling For What Now? * SnapChat: Rolling For What Now? * TikTok: Rolling For What Now? * Instagram: Rolling For What Now? * Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true *Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    SideTracked - The Adventures of Purple Guy Pt 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2022 85:29


    Greetings Adventurers! this episode of SideTracked is VERY special as it is my (DM Joe) son's 10 birthday! (as of recording) and he is not allowed to listen to the podcast but DESPERATELY wants to and absolutely LOVES D&D so Mom and Myself put together a little one off for him to celebrate his birthday! he loves horror and monsters and everything spooky so I decided to put together a Zombie Apocalypse scenario for him and he is Loving it! so strap on in and get ready for the shinanigans what is my son and enjoy this zombie slaying adventure! Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. **this episode contains adult language** ***Draven did infact say "Sh*t" and tried to pass it off as saying "K" then when i finished recording he tried to blame grandpa *Facepalm* he is not allowed to swear*** Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * Twitter: @Rolling4WhatNow * Facebook: Rolling For What Now? * SnapChat: Rolling For What Now? * TikTok: Rolling For What Now? * Instagram: Rolling For What Now? * Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true *Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d

    On The Stand - Deacon

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2022 25:32


    our new special series just for you Side B listeners. DM Scotty interviews Cazz, the voice of Iezzac and Deacon. we will be doing one of these for each player in side b! Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * Twitter: @Rolling4WhatNow * Facebook: Rolling For What Now? * SnapChat: Rolling For What Now? * TikTok: Rolling For What Now? * Instagram: Rolling For What Now? * Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true *Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d

    Ep. 20 - Mid Season Finale - The Fate of Izlukhan

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2022 150:48


    GREETINGS ADVENTURERS! Holy Hell it has been quite the ride thus far my friends! we are SO very grateful for all of the love and support over these past 6 months. you have all been absolutely amazing! Unfortunately we will be taking a little break come october and possibly into november. we are all haunt actors so we will be extremely busy threw the spooky season and we want to take time to bring you bigger better episodes with cleaner crisper audio for your sweet sweet ear holes. we will be putting out sidetracked episodes every other friday however just to scratch your rolling for what now? itch. but enough of the sad stuff, lets get on with the wedding invasion! can our Misfits of Miscommunication over come Qrushk and his Lizardfolk army?! will Jorvesh ever roll above a 5? will brass ever become the Tank we all know he can be? will magni ever not kill an advisary? will sly ever find tim? will Guac ever be nice to Brass? find out in this episode of Rolling For What Now? The Clutsassian Knight! Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * Twitter: @Rolling4WhatNow * Facebook: Rolling For What Now? * SnapChat: Rolling For What Now? * TikTok: Rolling For What Now? * Instagram: Rolling For What Now? * Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true *Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d *Boss Music: "Otherworld" By Composer/Arranger: Nobuo Uematsu Lyricist: Alexander O. Smith Vocalist: Bill Muir https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9dEu29RY44

    Ep. 19 - Battle for Izlukhan

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2022 163:29


    Greetings Adventurers! This week on Rolling For What Now? we have a VERY special wedding. but has someone been lurking in the shadows? it is well known that the western countries have been on the brink of war for many years. could this holy day be the tipping point? find out in this exciting episode of Rolling For What Now?! Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: *All The Things! https://www.flowcode.com/page/rollingforwhatnow *Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d *Boss Music: "Otherworld" By Composer/Arranger: Nobuo Uematsu Lyricist: Alexander O. Smith Vocalist: Bill Muir https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9dEu29RY44

    Ep 18 - Blood on the Cave Floor... and the ceiling... and the walls... and the spider webs... and Trouble

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2022 162:09


    Greetings Adventurers! this week on Rolling For What Now?! oh... oh my gods... i uh... i don't know how to describe this one... we meet a new face, Trouble uh... oh no... Trouble... Jorvesh... Magni does the thing... Brass, ah, oh Brass... well.. good luck everyone... i REALLY hope this uh... oof... Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * Twitter: @Rolling4WhatNow * Facebook: Rolling For What Now? * SnapChat: Rolling For What Now? * TikTok: Rolling For What Now? * Instagram: Rolling For What Now? * Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true *Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Ep. 17 - Champion of Binmari

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2022 145:31


    Greetings Adventurers! First, we want to take a moment to dedicate this episode to our good friend Kevin who is now recovering, full steam ahead, from medical complications. We are all excited that he's making leaps and bounds and wanted to give him a world wide shout out! This episode brings us back to the guild hall, blue dragon hide in hand and the promise of powerful magic items, but a 3 days wait? can our heroes make it that long? and whats going on with Rokine? and how many people does Sly really know? and where did Trouble go?! Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * Twitter: @Rolling4WhatNow * Facebook: Rolling For What Now? * SnapChat: Rolling For What Now? * TikTok: Rolling For What Now? * Instagram: Rolling For What Now? * Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true *Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Ep. 16 - Welcome to Electric Avenue

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2022 143:31


    Greetings Adventurers! Upon Defeating the Bodak the party has seemingly awoken a Blue Dragon! this continuance of the battle rages on! Rokine gets a glimpse into his fate, Brass and Trouble recollect prior knowledge of dragon kind, there's thunder, and lightening, and... is sly trying to seduce that dragon?! find out in this episode of ROLLING FOR WHAT NOW?! Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * Twitter: @Rolling4WhatNow * Facebook: Rolling For What Now? * SnapChat: Rolling For What Now? * TikTok: Rolling For What Now? * Instagram: Rolling For What Now? * Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true *Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    EP. 15 - When Thunder Roars

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2022 145:43


    Greetings Adventurers! The party has found the Bodak and things kick off with a hefty punch as Magni is almost killed on sight but narrowly saved by Rokine! the fierce battle between our heroes and the Bodak goes on, but something more sinister seems to be lurking deeper in the depths of the newly found cave system beneath Binmari. We're gonna need a bigger health potion this time! Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * Twitter: @Rolling4WhatNow * Facebook: Rolling For What Now? * SnapChat: Rolling For What Now? * TikTok: Rolling For What Now? * Instagram: Rolling For What Now? * Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true *Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Ep. 14 - You've Got A Friend (with benefits) In Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2022 136:00


    Greetings Adventurers! Our Heroes journey north to Izlukahn, capital of Binmari. Magni awakens to find a letter from an unknown sender on his dresser in his room of the Staggered Dragon. The party joins the Bronze Drakes - Slayer's Guild and goes after their first contract. Brass gets sticky. Rokine discovers one of Trouble's secrets, and there seems to be something lurking deeper into this quest. Tune in to find out now! Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * Twitter: @Rolling4WhatNow * Facebook: Rolling For What Now? * SnapChat: Rolling For What Now? * TikTok: Rolling For What Now? * Instagram: Rolling For What Now? * Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true *Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Side B - Ep. 4 Night of The Dice Dungeon

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2022 119:19


    Greetings Adventurers! welcome back to Side B of 'Rolling for What Now?' originally we wanted to have Side B and SideTracked as Patreon Only content but decided to release the first few Side B episodes free to the public, episode 4 will be our last public release and it's starting to get VERY spicy! so come on in and see what all the fuss is about. I'm getting serious Heavly Metal vibes... >_> Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * Twitter: @Rolling4WhatNow * TikTok: Rolling For What Now? * Facebook: Rolling For What Now? * Instagram: Rolling For What Now? * SnapChat: Rolling For What Now? * Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true *Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Ep. 13 - The Warrior Queen

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2022 94:34


    Greetings Adventurers! after stirring the pot with Jerry, the Owner of the Staggered Dragon Inn and Tap, the party meets the Queen of Binmari. we learn more of Rokine's history with this nation, and it's queen. the party learns of a lucrative opportunity in a resident guild and Magni gets a suprise visit from a very unsuspected visitor! Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * Twitter: @Rolling4WhatNow * Facebook: Rolling For What Now? * SnapChat: Rolling For What Now? * Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true *Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Channel Trailer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2022 3:29


    A brief look at what to expect from our podcast to your earholes. we hope you enjoy and tune in! new episodes every Friday at 1am CST please consider joining our Patreon for upcoming patreon only benefits such as our continued "Side B" story, extra special "SideTracked" Episodes, chances to win free merch and a whole lot more! we love you guys and gals and everything inbetween! thank you so much for your support! Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * Twitter: @Rolling4WhatNow * Facebook: Rolling For What Now? * SnapChat: Rolling For What Now? * Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true *Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d

    Ep. 12 - Of Monsters and Men

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2022 78:04


    Greetings Adventurers! This Week on Rolling for what now? the gang makes it to Binmari, Rokine's home country where he made a name for himself, in more ways than one. they take on a monster contract, and things get dicey in the local tavern. TUNE IN AND FIND OUT! Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * Twitter: @Rolling4WhatNow * Facebook: Rolling For What Now? * SnapChat: Rolling For What Now? * Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true *Intro Theme: TunePocket "Out Of Control" www.TunePocket.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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    Mix Tape - Life Through The Eyes of 3 Adventurers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2022 159:56


    Our New Series of nonsense. much like our "Super Awesome Fucking Headphones Land" this is legit just us shooting the shit. if you'd like us to discuss specific topics send us an email or drop a comment on this track! love you guys, hope you enjoy! Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * Twitter: @Rolling4WhatNow * Facebook: Rolling For What Now? * SnapChat: Rolling For What Now? * Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true *Intro Theme: TunePocket "Out Of Control" www.TunePocket.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Ep. 11 - Vindon's Game

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2022 138:08


    SORRY FOR THE LATE UPLOAD! Greetings Adventurers! This Week on 'Rolling For What Now?' Vindon, the supposed puppet master of our tale, seems to have not left and challenges our heroes. we learn his darkest fear, and a seeming devious plot seems to be in the wings as he commands a group of Sahuagin's and weresharks aboard the Grand Clam. Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * Twitter: @Rolling4WhatNow * Facebook: Rolling For What Now? * SnapChat: Rolling For What Now? * Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true *Intro Theme: TunePocket "Out Of Control" www.TunePocket.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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    Side B - Ep.3 The House that Evil Built

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2022 88:42


    Greetings Adventurers! and welcome back to Side B of 'Rolling for What Now?' originally we wanted to have Side B and SideTracked as Patreon Only content but decided to release the first few Side B episodes free to the public, episode 4 will be our last public release and it's starting to get VERY spicy! so come on in and see whaht all the fuss is about when our side crew stumbles upon the House that Evil Built! Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * Twitter: @Rolling4WhatNow * Facebook: Rolling For What Now? * SnapChat: Rolling For What Now? * Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true *intro Theme: TunePocket "Out Of Control" www.TunePocket.com *music: The Backstreet Boys "I Want It That Way" --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Ep. 10 - In Cold Seafoam

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2022 137:32


    HAPPY 10TH EPISODE EVERYONE! We wanted to say thank you SO much for sticking with us! we are more than glad to be back to our main campaign after 3 long weeks without Scotty(Brass). This week the gang faces one of their toughest challenges yet, and Vindon is back, with more words of wisdom for our heroes. but most importantly... WE'RE ON A BOAT MOTHER F*CK*R! tune in and find out what happens this week on ROLLING FOR WHAT NOW?! Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * Twitter: @Rolling4WhatNow * Facebook: Rolling For What Now? * SnapChat: Rolling For What Now? * Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true *Intro Theme: TunePocket "Out Of Control" www.TunePocket.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rolling-for-what-now/support

    SideTracked - The Nothing: Pt. 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2022 148:40


    This episode of "SideTracked" is brought to you by our very own Cazz, DMing for the first time. (second time, first campaign) welcome back to the land of Drawl... a war torn country ruled over by oppressive royals... who grip and abuse their common folk so tightly that they have no choice but to rebel in order to survive. but who really pulls these strings of chaos? Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * Twitter: @Rolling4WhatNow * Facebook: Rolling For What Now? * SnapChat: Rolling For What Now? * Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rolling-for-what-now/support

    SideTracked - The Nothing: Pt.1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2022 157:22


    This episode of "SideTracked" is brought to you by our very own Cazz, DMing for the first time. welcome to the land of Drawl... a war torn country ruled over by oppressive royals... who grip and abuse their common folk so tightly that they have no choice but to rebel in order to survive. but who really pulls these strings of chaos? Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * Twitter: @Rolling4WhatNow * Facebook: Rolling For What Now? * SnapChat: Rolling For What Now? * Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rolling-for-what-now/support

    SideTracked - Faygoville

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2022 177:55


    In this very... strange, conclusion, our own charlie takes us on an adventure to Faygotown and nedenville to rescue the fair citizens from an evil goblin warlord and his lackies. MMFWCL motha facku, whoop whoop! Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here: * Twitter: @Rolling4WhatNow * Facebook: Rolling For What Now? * SnapChat: Rolling For What Now? * Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/rolling-for-what-now/support

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