The Kluck Index

Playing a lot of (awful) golf these days, Florida man had a busy weekend at Lowe's, we fancy ourselves pretty green and Spain won it all this weekend!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

No clue how I forgot to upload this yesterday! Many apologies!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're getting new fries, Wyoming loves grilling more than everyone, Brownsville is a safe place to drive and Costco has a tasty new treat for Summer. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Modern design is overworking our mushy brains, we really think we could score in the World Cup, our pets are fountains of joy and Starbucks is bringing back an amazing treat!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today is your day, humble beans & franks! Snigging chocolate may get you ripped at the gym, house prices are still way high and I lost a TON of golf balls this weekend!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

IHOP has a decadent new breakfast option, Summer is gonna be hot we reckon, Reese's has a new flavor and we ALL check the Kleenex!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're running low on middle aged people, Krispy Kreme has some awesome new flavors, Copenhagen sounds nice and Panera gave away a bunch of bread today!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

World Cup is causing an uptick on Tinder, Pringles is getting into the ben game, sitting is really killing you and Ann Arbor is full of a bunch of smarty pants!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're not getting out much anymore, some college kids apparently did get left behind after all, Golden Corral has a 250th special and not one state made any progress over the last year!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

WE ARE SO BACK!!!!! Vacation was long, sort of sucked. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rats are getting stronger, the Weather Channel is #1 in our hearts, we leave for vacation after the show today so we'll see ya after the 4th! Don't blow your fingers off!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you need a reason to chase a pregnant woman, have I got one for you! We have a new loudest town crier (WTF?)most of us still believe in karma and Little Caesar's has a new pizza that'll tingle your Spidey sense!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MUG root beer has their first-ever new flavor, Wingstop doesn't know how to do math, Eggo is skipping the sugar and most of us don't trust AI-generated anything. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some of us are dining out A LOT, TikTok is not the place to find good sun protection advice, we're getting stoked for Detroit-style pizza, new Qdoba and AI is coming for the government!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Old FLorida dudes get after it, casual hookups are down, we're getting free birthday cake and health care has priced almost half of us out of the game!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

DC needs pool shock apparently, Jersey Mike is our new king, don't sit too much or not enough and Father's Day is Sunday!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Arby's has a cheesy new sammich, a messy car lets people know you're life is also a mess, Red Lobster is giving away Shrimp for 25 years and Pizza Hut was sold!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cutting out sugar could actually ruin your insides, stocks are up, our bathroom has finally gotten lighting and SPAM has a new collaboration!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We have out first trillionaire, Cracker Barrel is bringing back a Summer classic, our dreams are making some of us quit work and today it's all about the fudge, baby!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

El Nino is coming back, Coors Light wants you three deep at all times this Summer, the SAT turns 100 and about half of us get pretty bored having a conversation. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we celebrate jerky, Costco is for the elites, way too many of us are working on vacation, Taco Bell has a new jam and tans are in again?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AI is gonna be sucking up all of our power, some of us miss the big moment because we're on our phone, ramen gets some new Summer flavors and the World Cup begins today!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we toast the humble egg roll, Sweden has 13 year old gangs, bourbon is missing in Philly and we will wait as long as possible to take our cars in....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Panic rooms and bunkers, so hot right now, Taco Bell has a new sweet treat, the A/C is on and it's National Forklift Safety Day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Bears are inching toward The Region, the Gen Z dating terminology is.....a lot, Kroger is giving away ice cream and a whole 5 days awaits us!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's my BIRTHDAY!!! Wild to think this show started when I was 29 and today I'm 46.....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nearly everyone regrets at least one trip, Olive Garden is getting spicy this Summer, we're desperate for allergy relief and we all think we need to slow this AI stuff down a bit!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our jobs our ruining our mental health, young parents are still doling out spankings, Google is getting into the bug business and Ebola is creeping on up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

19mins is all ytou're going to get on a first date, Pizza Hut is getting crusty, Panda Express has a sus new jam and EVs.....so hot right now!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we toast the Paperclip, dump on Congress, BK has an odd chicken-jam making a return and Doritos has the flavor of Summer all taken care of already. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oreo has a new celebrity collab, firefighters are fit as Hell, a dog shoots a lady and today we celebrate the brisket!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ebola is still out there lurking around, KFC is bringing a fan-favorite back, Blue Moon is going blue and Ferrari took a dump this week....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cooking at home is good for your brain, KFC has a new weekday jam, Dunkin has a massive drink and being a small business owner sounds tough!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Google makes an update, the old heads love TikTok too, we eat a lot of crap but not as much crap as we feed the kids and the big game is coming to Smashville!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An asteroid nearly ended us all, being horny may make you misjudge a person's interest in you, Taco Bell has a new mutation of a couple of old favorites and over half of us think we're cool. LOL, ok. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gen Z equate eating spicy foods with being strong, gents, the Summer of ass has arrived! Tomato prices are soaring and my God isn't it Memorial Day weekend yet?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aaron Rodgers is back, we fight in the kitchen with our spouses but we're super polite to AI and if you're traveling this Summer don't forget the chicken!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ODs are down, Krispy Kreme has a dream jam for Summer,l New York has loads of singles and man, we apparently LOVE our banks?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

eBay gives GameStop the thumbs down, we're not having many "fun days" these days, prices are up and so is Syphilis! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Prenup discussion on the third date? One lawyer says yes sir, we're concerned about ingredients in what we eat apparently, Bumble is letting the pervs loose and Haribo is getting into the Patriotic spirit!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apparently flying a drone while drunk is a charge now, trees may keep you healthy longer, Kraft has a new comfort snack and Summer travel is trending toward the backyard.....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Calories don't count today apparently, we get our health info from TikTok, Shell is doing hella good these days at our expense and the JLNK Show is officially 16!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rat Virus is trying to ruin our Summer, we're getting Twix skulls this Summer, being poor is making you look old and Sunday is Mother's Day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Call your Mom, Delta is 86ing the free snacks, apparently loads of us are fond of Mars, Oreo has a new jam and Uber is letting you order food on the ride!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Poor Jeff Bezos' yacht is too big, M&M's has a new color, we all think firefighting is tough and the secret to memory could be pounding eggs all week!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

¡Feliz Cinco de Mayo! ¡Aquí tienes 10 chistes tontos para celebrar, amigo!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May the Fourth be with you! Also, gas prices are still out of control, Spirit Airlines closed up shop over the weekend and Mom knows she keeps this family together!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

......and just like that, a wet April gives way to a wet, cold May!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we celebrate the worst cookie ever, Little Caesar's is taking to the skies, we're getting more forgetful and gas is killing all of us!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A QB has a losing issue, Buddhist monks in Sri Lanka like to party, 3:42 is the real witching hour and Wendy's has a it's Sweet N' Sour back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Unicycle Granny" is out there crushing it, sadly, so is Florida Man. Nilla Wafers is in the Star Wars game and we're after visible abs now?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.