The Kluck Index

Today we celebrate jerky, Costco is for the elites, way too many of us are working on vacation, Taco Bell has a new jam and tans are in again?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AI is gonna be sucking up all of our power, some of us miss the big moment because we're on our phone, ramen gets some new Summer flavors and the World Cup begins today!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we toast the humble egg roll, Sweden has 13 year old gangs, bourbon is missing in Philly and we will wait as long as possible to take our cars in....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Panic rooms and bunkers, so hot right now, Taco Bell has a new sweet treat, the A/C is on and it's National Forklift Safety Day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Bears are inching toward The Region, the Gen Z dating terminology is.....a lot, Kroger is giving away ice cream and a whole 5 days awaits us!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's my BIRTHDAY!!! Wild to think this show started when I was 29 and today I'm 46.....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nearly everyone regrets at least one trip, Olive Garden is getting spicy this Summer, we're desperate for allergy relief and we all think we need to slow this AI stuff down a bit!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our jobs our ruining our mental health, young parents are still doling out spankings, Google is getting into the bug business and Ebola is creeping on up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

19mins is all ytou're going to get on a first date, Pizza Hut is getting crusty, Panda Express has a sus new jam and EVs.....so hot right now!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we toast the Paperclip, dump on Congress, BK has an odd chicken-jam making a return and Doritos has the flavor of Summer all taken care of already. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oreo has a new celebrity collab, firefighters are fit as Hell, a dog shoots a lady and today we celebrate the brisket!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ebola is still out there lurking around, KFC is bringing a fan-favorite back, Blue Moon is going blue and Ferrari took a dump this week....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cooking at home is good for your brain, KFC has a new weekday jam, Dunkin has a massive drink and being a small business owner sounds tough!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Google makes an update, the old heads love TikTok too, we eat a lot of crap but not as much crap as we feed the kids and the big game is coming to Smashville!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An asteroid nearly ended us all, being horny may make you misjudge a person's interest in you, Taco Bell has a new mutation of a couple of old favorites and over half of us think we're cool. LOL, ok. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gen Z equate eating spicy foods with being strong, gents, the Summer of ass has arrived! Tomato prices are soaring and my God isn't it Memorial Day weekend yet?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aaron Rodgers is back, we fight in the kitchen with our spouses but we're super polite to AI and if you're traveling this Summer don't forget the chicken!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ODs are down, Krispy Kreme has a dream jam for Summer,l New York has loads of singles and man, we apparently LOVE our banks?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

eBay gives GameStop the thumbs down, we're not having many "fun days" these days, prices are up and so is Syphilis! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Prenup discussion on the third date? One lawyer says yes sir, we're concerned about ingredients in what we eat apparently, Bumble is letting the pervs loose and Haribo is getting into the Patriotic spirit!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apparently flying a drone while drunk is a charge now, trees may keep you healthy longer, Kraft has a new comfort snack and Summer travel is trending toward the backyard.....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Calories don't count today apparently, we get our health info from TikTok, Shell is doing hella good these days at our expense and the JLNK Show is officially 16!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rat Virus is trying to ruin our Summer, we're getting Twix skulls this Summer, being poor is making you look old and Sunday is Mother's Day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Call your Mom, Delta is 86ing the free snacks, apparently loads of us are fond of Mars, Oreo has a new jam and Uber is letting you order food on the ride!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Poor Jeff Bezos' yacht is too big, M&M's has a new color, we all think firefighting is tough and the secret to memory could be pounding eggs all week!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

¡Feliz Cinco de Mayo! ¡Aquí tienes 10 chistes tontos para celebrar, amigo!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May the Fourth be with you! Also, gas prices are still out of control, Spirit Airlines closed up shop over the weekend and Mom knows she keeps this family together!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

......and just like that, a wet April gives way to a wet, cold May!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we celebrate the worst cookie ever, Little Caesar's is taking to the skies, we're getting more forgetful and gas is killing all of us!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A QB has a losing issue, Buddhist monks in Sri Lanka like to party, 3:42 is the real witching hour and Wendy's has a it's Sweet N' Sour back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Unicycle Granny" is out there crushing it, sadly, so is Florida Man. Nilla Wafers is in the Star Wars game and we're after visible abs now?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AI is making Big Brother's job easier, Hardee's has prime rib, even on vacation we'd like a little alone time and BW3 is bringing the AYCE apps back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Raise one high for Pigs In A Blanket today, Arby's has a new dish, redheads may be genetically superior, avoid napping in the morning (WTF?) and the price of rubbers is going up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

6-7 is coming to nuggets, there are 6 elements to good mental health, napping may signal trouble ahead and it's draft day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Earth Day, McDonald's is getting into the dirty soda game, we're letting ChatGPT talk us into skipping the doctor's office and some of us get real tight when we see people boozing it up on a plane!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We have a super fast droid now, we are a curious bunch as we age, Cold Stone is getting into the Dubai chocolate game and the kids think ciggies are for you health now!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy 4/20 to those that celebrate!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Twix has a new way to enjoy, loads of us ignore issues our bodies are having, Tylenol is fine and a woman gets paid for getting fall down drunk. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Eggs Benny Day! Data centers are going up all over the place, Rice Krispy Treats is trying to win Jason back and looking for work sucks!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pokemon shooting in Indianapolis, being "frugal" is in, pets are pricey and war costs a bunch of money!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gen Z likes to pregame before work, Hidden Valley has a new Ranch, Domino's has an old Ranch, we spend loads of time on the phone and weight in your 20s hits different than weight in your 40s. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Red Bulls can ruin your massage, we don't know when Earth Day is, Nestle loves morsel talk and BK has a new meal they're testing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Over half of us would keep our current whip forever, not all of us are bothered by the wealthy skipping on taxes, Hershey is bringing back real chocolate and if Mom and Dad drink.....kids probably will tip a few back as well. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pillsbury is pumped about World Cup, banning kids from the socials backfires, Pizza Hut in Canada sounds wild and apparently the upper-middle class are the majority now?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Taco Bell is rolling out the People's Champ, produce up front leads to more sales, a dude at FEMA believes he teleports and today we toast the humble coffee cake!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I suffered a holiday loss yesterday, many of us see our homes as an extension of ourselves, ladies crave clean potties and raise one for New Beer's Eve!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The air is gonna be getting bad, some degrees may be a financial waste of time, water sets the tone for the day and it's Easter weekend!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tiger Woods is headed away for treatment, BK is upping their breakfast game, gas is over $4 a gallon and put the phone away, "silent walking" is in!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy April Fool's Day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

....and just like that, March is OVER. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wanna know about the poorest-sounding soup ever? We're all in a fog, Entenmann's has seasonal holes, Little Debbie has a new SUmmer collab and Tiger had a rough start to his weekendSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.