The Kluck Index

Ooooooh spooky, it's Friday the 13th!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Burger King is doing better, Dr. Dre is officially a billionaire, have a couple of kiwis today if you're backed up and old people in Britain can get into the army!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Peeps still wants us to give 'em a look, open offices promote bullying, airports are getting backed up and today you need to ask your crush to prom!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we celebrate Mario (Mar10 lol), Wendy's has a helluva job offer, kids think dinner stinks and gas is up. Wayyyyyy up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

DAMN THIS TIME CHANGE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Trader Joe's needs their rice back, Taco Bell has new sweet treats, four places in the US are ideal for hiding from nukes, don't hold your number twos and Britney is having a bad one bro....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Open AI is walking back their unholy alliance with the government, we all hate tracked ads, Paramount is having a bad week at the office and give it up today for the humble Cheese Doodle!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Outback is bringing back a combo, turns out a ton of us sing in the shower, time to rustle up some "boy kibble" and DQ is giving it away in a couple weeks!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bernie Sanders is about to lose all his Prime privileges, M&M's had 3 new flavors, SC is heavy tippin' and most of these kids are diabetics now!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Vermont is tight and right, Johnsonville and Dr. Pepper are having a baby, the Tooth Fairy is up on the upswing and backseat drivers suck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Half of us could use some AI money help, Dominos has a new deal, we're getting the Big Arch and today we celebrate the humble Pokémon. Cheers to you, trainers!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ooooh girl tonight we have our annual company awards banquet! Fingers crossed we're not losers!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You need to start eating your greens, Famous Amos has their first new cookie, bone smashing is apparently a thing and the kids crave the DVDs!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

DQ is gearing up for baseball season, Wendy's is getting in the spirit of Lent, Flamin' Hot is tearing up your local Kroger and a man suffers a beatdown at Waffle House. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The grandson of the dude that invented Reese's is big mad, Costco has a new food court jam, our new Direwolves are doing just fine and today you need to fire up some Banana BreadSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sugary drinks are gonna mess up these kids, a hotter bedroom can kill you, we have a new World's Oldest Manatee, loving your job can improve your health and I'm off to party this weekend!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Playing around can help you live your best life, going to bed the same time as your spouse can help your marriage, we're all on pills now and hooking is gonna be legal in ColoradoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

McDonald's Canada has a new questionable collab, intermittent fasting is just OK, Mexico wants your movies, ladies need to focus on their grip strength and BK is trotting out an old favorite....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1 in 4 younger kids can't rad this sentence, we're cooking at home more, the Olympics are blowing through condoms, LJS is releasing the sauce and all of our social security numbers have been compromised. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Banquet has 4 new AM treats, we are not getting great ROI for our healthcare dollars, we spend about $1000 a year making things right at home and baby food is bad See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

'Twas the night before Valentines' and all through the house.......good luck this weekend gang!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Parents are bummed their kids are in front a screen so much, Doritos is getting into the protein game, some of us have never seen a sunset and Britney Spears is $200M richer. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're on the verge of a volcano eruption, Takis has 6 new flavors on the way to your sweatpants, the Olympic medals are junk and if you know a shut-in, pay them a visit today!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our cars' interior is trash, Wyoming ain't very romantic-like, the US debt is spiraling and Hershey's is getting into the Olympic spirit!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Olympics are off and running, someone out-pizza'd the Hut, if you're over 35 I have some bad news for you and today is the day we apparently really take out foot off the gas!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lobsterfest is BACK, men are keeping notes on their ladies, we're in an affordability crisis according to all but 10% of us and Sydney Sweeney is selling her undies....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Detroit teacher earns a Guinness Record, there is such a thing as Uber etiquette, Super Bowl tickets are falling, I had IT problems this week and Hostess is celebrating Valentines Day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sounds like working for Cracker Barrell kinda sucks, Crumbl is getting ready for Sunday and we find out a shocking number of kids FIGHT THEIR PARENTS See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Florida man out there doing Florida man things, the rent continues to be too damn high, B1 can help you stay regular and being a liar....may be a good thing?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ooof, we're not trading very well these days, the fellas are using beauty products now, over half of us have the same financial worry and it's FINALLY not January!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

KFC is testing a new handheld menu item, eating meat can have you seeing 100, being a Night Owl may kill you and McDonald's has a new condiment!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ICE is heading to Italy, there are more people here than ever, UPS is canning folks and we all think 2025 was "meh" and I honestly think that is high.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Google has to write a huge (not for them) check, Kanye is sorry, we have a new flavor of the year and man, people REALLY love their dogs!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The new dating app trend sounds like a great way to fight a stranger, Betty Crocker LOVES Bridgerton, Hardee's is out there wilding out on breakfast and gold is well.....as expensive as gold!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Super Bowl matchup is set, we spent loads of dough trying to lose weight, the rich are getting wayyyy richer and IT IS STILL JANUARY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If heart disease and stroke don't get you, the gas bill will! Red Lobster and Denny's have new dishes heading out way and we're all about to freeze to death!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man, many of us are WAY too comfortable going in front of our significant other, we kick the can down the road a long time for house repairs, we're in the midst of a blood shortage and we don't haggle anymore!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Turns out we think there is one thing holding us back from making more money, gaming over 10 hours a week is bad for your waistline, 25 & under crowd aren't getting hired these days and IT'S COLD EVERYWHERE See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're even dreaming about ads we see, Butterfinger is getting a new flavor, Bills are looking for a coahc, Kellogg's is adding a ton of new Loops and we're getting a new Paranormal Activity!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aerobics could save your brain, Frito Lay has some new jams, Grok won't undress your internet crush anymore and Goodwill is about to get a flood of fat guy wear!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wow man, there are some REALLY inactive people out there! Cup Noodles is getting ready for the Super Bowl, Verizon customers had a quiet week and we're all geeks about something!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Saks Fifth Avenue is having a tough year already, we have a new tallest dog in the world, Kiefer Sutherland sounds like a treat to be around and we're not into booze anymore. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Google is worth trillions, the water on airplanes is bad, bad bad....we could have a pill that snitches on you for skipping your meds and I have bad news for us when we turn 57, 70 and 78!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Arby's has a new dessert, that Piper Rockelle is spending her OnlyFans money, we're inside more and Subway wants to top you off!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Late on the draw posting this from yesterday. Woof, rough start to 2026 lolSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alaska is getting buried, Gen-Z are working until they die, vaping is out and ciggies are back in and if you take GLP-1s....you better plan on taking them forever. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We carry spare underpants? Girl Scout cookie season has arrived, nursing and engineering are so hot right now and KFC is bringing back a $5 classic!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We want breathalyzers in our new cars, we suck at making friends, it's National Bobblehead Day and seniors are going to kill us all....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Flu is having a banger year already, the AVNs are on the way, dining rooms are out, the Sub Club is in and it's my brother Kevin's birthday!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

BOOM! We're back after the holidays ! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tine final Index of 2025. Thanks for all the listens this year, have a great holiday and we'll catch you back here on 1/5/2026See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.