The Kluck Index

Kim K fails the bar again, Denny's is being sold, Olivia and Noah continue their reign at the top and a stern warning from our IT guySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lake Michigan fish are shrinking, half of us hide in our rides, we have fewer flights this weekend and holy smokes are we in debt!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pizza Hut may be getting cut loose, your Apple Watch may save your life, Subway is ready for Thanksgiving, breakfast is no big deal and Midland, MI is number one!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Las Vegas cops "upgrade" their patrol fleet, Wendy's has some new holiday treats, Badgers fans are a thirsty bunch and Kraft needs some help in the holiday treat department. Maybe they should call Wendy's?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cold plunges may not be good for you after all, sour candies are great if you're a dentist, we may be in an energy drink crisis and ditching social media could be the new flex. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mental health is the new physical health, pennies are going extinct, Pibb is back and we're all struggling after the clocks fell back See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Halloween babayyyyyy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Monkey on the loose are having a huge week, Arby's deep fired turkey sammie is back, we have a new Greatest Pumpkin and today we celebrate the worst candy ever!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Amazon is slicing and dicing, Pepperidge Farms is running back a holiday classic, ya gotta be mean with ChatGPT and man do we blow our paychecks fast See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There are NOT loose monkeys running around Newark, one third of us aren't sleeping well, McDonald's has a new sauce and a houseplant buddy can help you get through Winter!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Taco Bell si releasing an unholy dessert, spoiled meet can give you a UTI, Florida woman claims to be married to Eminem and today is National American Beer Day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wall Street bonuses are gonna be massive this year, rough week for the NBA, a third of us think we would kick Jason Vorhees' ass and Thanksgiving is cancelled!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How you walk lets people know how you fight, Halloween is rising through the Power Rankings, we love the music we heard when we were 16 and health insurance is high AF.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We love our Facebook Marketplace, Trader Joe's is wildin' up your morning, kids are using weed and drinks to sleep and American AIrlines is the pits. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The NBA returns tonight, Cup Noodles has a couple of new seasonal offerings, stores are empty and Amazon's cloud messed up everything yesterday....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Turns out booze is bad for your brain, Taco Bell has a zesty new jam, younger heads still spend hard on Halloween and it's my wife's birthday!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't be puttin nudes on government computers, landscapers are jacked, we're not prepared to live longer lives and holidays are on the way and so is the stress!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pop-Tarts and Little Caesar's are rolling out new munchies, Krispy Kreme is bad at making money, Walmart is letting ChatGPT do your shopping and a third of us are still afraid of the dark!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're getting Nutella ice cream!!! Screen time may be bad for little kids, our National Guard is too thiccc and we cannot control ourselves around candySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we raise a glass tot he real sugar, DQ has a new treat, we would love a little sponsorship for our nuptials and late night on social media is a sad, sad place. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alex Jones wants to keep his money, Applebee's has a tasty new jam, Dewar's dumps scotch in the river and take that bra off today grrrrrrl!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cheez-It has a new collab, old poors die earlier, half of us are thinking about quitting right now and Panda Express gets creative....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jerry Jones gives the finger and get a bigger one back, Nerds wont rest until you're toothless, HelloFresh is having a rough week and you CAN have too many friends!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pizza Hut got a facelift, Krispy Kreme gets scary, kids are nixing the booze, your bumper sticker may get you run off the road and Arby's has...uh...a new dish. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

RIP Rite Aid, old people are getting into cocaine, some of us want more poors on TV and we all need to eat more fiber!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some states have already hit the skids, DoorDash has bigger, stronger bots, Uncrustables is into the protein game and Reese's is till number one!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Poor sleep means your brain is hella old, Facebook is somehow getting worse, 1 in 5 of us get a different music festival experience than the rest and DQ is making those diet plans hard AFSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Women need to take early detection seriously, Progresso is getting into the deodorant game, we have a cheese champ walking among us and Mt. Dew is somehow getting worse for you!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

WELCOME TO ROCKTOBER BABAYYYY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After a brief break in the action for some outside work stuff.....we're back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we celebrate a tasty crustacean, , MLB is getting robot umps, we're cutting the cord on streaming now and Baywatch is coming back! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AI may cause you to cheat, Spirit is laying off what we thought were pretty important employees, our shirts are getting shorter and so much for that rapture. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wildfire smoke is gonna kill us all, we have a new biggest peach ever, Dot's has a new flavor and cousins better hustle in Connecticut. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Summer is OVER....I request your privacy at this very trying time lolSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the Last Friday of Summer. Blech. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The dishwasher is responsible for a lot of fights, Taco Bell gears up for a new drop, city folks love the outdoors and today we celebrate the humble cheeseburger. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Papa John's has a new, bizarre menu item, kids are making huge online purchases, Pecan is up, PSL is down and you should snag a Monte Cristo for lunch today!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

More people lie about their age that we thought, M&Ms has a brand new jam, White Castle is darkening your drawers and we're all depressedSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A bar goes phone-free, home ownership is getting more and more expensive, Popeye's brings back a dessert and the Girl Scouts have a new cookie heading out way!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Taco Bell has a new dish, many of us think poverty is our own fault, voice makes you hot or not and we have a new richest dude on the planet!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Little Caesar's has a couple new football jams, high school seniors can't read, grandmas are tokin and Ford back up cameras aren't working. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We are getting new nuggs, Paula Deen has a documentary on the way, McD's has a new sauce, math is down but Salisbury Steak is up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We need more sleep, turns out a lil' LSD may be good for you, Tesla has some deep pockets and Wingstop has a new jam!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The internet had a field day with Phillies Karen, Snickers has three new sauces, your phone could be blowing out your back door and a ton of us feel pretty cramped at home. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bad news for Xmas 2025, we all cry a lot at work, Red Bull may be illegal for British teens and we second guess just about everything!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

SPIN Magazine is still a thing (and it's for sale!), most of us have no disaster plan, recession is still "on the way" lol, and we spend a LOAD of time on the couch!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wide legs are back, mental health is important in the dating world, skipping breakfast could break your leg, we want that 4 day work week and hug a bowler today!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oh man. Summer is over. Lame. So, so very lame. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Guinness is turning 70, parents are going hard on dorm decor, Cracker Barrell has had a week bruh and this weekend is going to be cold AF. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We spent $300 we didn't want to last year, Taylor and Travis are engaged, some adults are getting a lifetime allowance and too many of us are ordering off the kids' menu for a very sad reason. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fall Cheerios are back, some of us aren't coming back from Labor Day, we drink a ton of soda, Starbucks has a new lineup and weed may keep you young. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.