The Kluck Index

Twix has a new way to enjoy, loads of us ignore issues our bodies are having, Tylenol is fine and a woman gets paid for getting fall down drunk. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Eggs Benny Day! Data centers are going up all over the place, Rice Krispy Treats is trying to win Jason back and looking for work sucks!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pokemon shooting in Indianapolis, being "frugal" is in, pets are pricey and war costs a bunch of money!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gen Z likes to pregame before work, Hidden Valley has a new Ranch, Domino's has an old Ranch, we spend loads of time on the phone and weight in your 20s hits different than weight in your 40s. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Red Bulls can ruin your massage, we don't know when Earth Day is, Nestle loves morsel talk and BK has a new meal they're testing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Over half of us would keep our current whip forever, not all of us are bothered by the wealthy skipping on taxes, Hershey is bringing back real chocolate and if Mom and Dad drink.....kids probably will tip a few back as well. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pillsbury is pumped about World Cup, banning kids from the socials backfires, Pizza Hut in Canada sounds wild and apparently the upper-middle class are the majority now?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Taco Bell is rolling out the People's Champ, produce up front leads to more sales, a dude at FEMA believes he teleports and today we toast the humble coffee cake!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I suffered a holiday loss yesterday, many of us see our homes as an extension of ourselves, ladies crave clean potties and raise one for New Beer's Eve!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The air is gonna be getting bad, some degrees may be a financial waste of time, water sets the tone for the day and it's Easter weekend!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tiger Woods is headed away for treatment, BK is upping their breakfast game, gas is over $4 a gallon and put the phone away, "silent walking" is in!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy April Fool's Day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

....and just like that, March is OVER. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wanna know about the poorest-sounding soup ever? We're all in a fog, Entenmann's has seasonal holes, Little Debbie has a new SUmmer collab and Tiger had a rough start to his weekendSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We are falling behind on credit card bills, KFC UK is either really bad or really good at naming things, 42 year olds can join the Army now and the cold will getcha before the heat does!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

NASA is blowing some coin on a moon base, Joe Flacco is so back, we're getting a Dirty Dew and put your damn phone down when the show is on TV!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I have a cat that keeps me up some nights screaming bloody murder. So sometimes I get tired and space on posting the Index podcast, my bad!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The man behind OnlyFans has passed, a third of tattoos are game time decisions, Kraft is getting into the protein game and TikTok has terrible advice. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lawnmowing is competitive in the 'burbs, iPhones are getting hacked now, slightly more than half of us look down at pornography and Oil is about to get wildly (more) expensiveSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We have a new list of our most popular dogs, oil is high but not as high as out debt, Taco Bell hjas a new jam and it's Madness time!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

McDonald's has a new "value" menu, the Oscars wasn't so hot this year, kids be rawdogging boredom and Costco has a 10lb Easter bunny!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A ton of us think we're nearing the end of it all, only 1 third of us are looking down at making a few parlays this weekend, Red Bull is working on the antidote and today we celebrate the humble Sloppy Joe. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Stone Cold Steve Austin Day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ooooooh spooky, it's Friday the 13th!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Burger King is doing better, Dr. Dre is officially a billionaire, have a couple of kiwis today if you're backed up and old people in Britain can get into the army!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Peeps still wants us to give 'em a look, open offices promote bullying, airports are getting backed up and today you need to ask your crush to prom!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we celebrate Mario (Mar10 lol), Wendy's has a helluva job offer, kids think dinner stinks and gas is up. Wayyyyyy up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

DAMN THIS TIME CHANGE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Trader Joe's needs their rice back, Taco Bell has new sweet treats, four places in the US are ideal for hiding from nukes, don't hold your number twos and Britney is having a bad one bro....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Open AI is walking back their unholy alliance with the government, we all hate tracked ads, Paramount is having a bad week at the office and give it up today for the humble Cheese Doodle!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Outback is bringing back a combo, turns out a ton of us sing in the shower, time to rustle up some "boy kibble" and DQ is giving it away in a couple weeks!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bernie Sanders is about to lose all his Prime privileges, M&M's had 3 new flavors, SC is heavy tippin' and most of these kids are diabetics now!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Vermont is tight and right, Johnsonville and Dr. Pepper are having a baby, the Tooth Fairy is up on the upswing and backseat drivers suck!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Half of us could use some AI money help, Dominos has a new deal, we're getting the Big Arch and today we celebrate the humble Pokémon. Cheers to you, trainers!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ooooh girl tonight we have our annual company awards banquet! Fingers crossed we're not losers!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You need to start eating your greens, Famous Amos has their first new cookie, bone smashing is apparently a thing and the kids crave the DVDs!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

DQ is gearing up for baseball season, Wendy's is getting in the spirit of Lent, Flamin' Hot is tearing up your local Kroger and a man suffers a beatdown at Waffle House. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The grandson of the dude that invented Reese's is big mad, Costco has a new food court jam, our new Direwolves are doing just fine and today you need to fire up some Banana BreadSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sugary drinks are gonna mess up these kids, a hotter bedroom can kill you, we have a new World's Oldest Manatee, loving your job can improve your health and I'm off to party this weekend!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Playing around can help you live your best life, going to bed the same time as your spouse can help your marriage, we're all on pills now and hooking is gonna be legal in ColoradoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

McDonald's Canada has a new questionable collab, intermittent fasting is just OK, Mexico wants your movies, ladies need to focus on their grip strength and BK is trotting out an old favorite....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1 in 4 younger kids can't rad this sentence, we're cooking at home more, the Olympics are blowing through condoms, LJS is releasing the sauce and all of our social security numbers have been compromised. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Banquet has 4 new AM treats, we are not getting great ROI for our healthcare dollars, we spend about $1000 a year making things right at home and baby food is bad See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

'Twas the night before Valentines' and all through the house.......good luck this weekend gang!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Parents are bummed their kids are in front a screen so much, Doritos is getting into the protein game, some of us have never seen a sunset and Britney Spears is $200M richer. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're on the verge of a volcano eruption, Takis has 6 new flavors on the way to your sweatpants, the Olympic medals are junk and if you know a shut-in, pay them a visit today!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our cars' interior is trash, Wyoming ain't very romantic-like, the US debt is spiraling and Hershey's is getting into the Olympic spirit!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Olympics are off and running, someone out-pizza'd the Hut, if you're over 35 I have some bad news for you and today is the day we apparently really take out foot off the gas!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lobsterfest is BACK, men are keeping notes on their ladies, we're in an affordability crisis according to all but 10% of us and Sydney Sweeney is selling her undies....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Detroit teacher earns a Guinness Record, there is such a thing as Uber etiquette, Super Bowl tickets are falling, I had IT problems this week and Hostess is celebrating Valentines Day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.