The Kluck Index

Weed freak-outs are at an all-time high, McDonalds is ringing in Fall, we celebrate the waffle this morning and apparently hotel cleanliness isn't important to 100% of us when bookingSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cheetos is getting hot this Fall, more kids are working over the Summer, TV is going to give you Alzheimer's and M&Ms has a Walmart exclusive coming down the pipe....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

American Airlines is getting bougie, new music causes traffic deaths, McDonald's is joining the energy drink scene, Subway is getting hot and Johnsonville is getting blue. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Skippy is diving into the candy game, drug prices are down (not the good ones) A&W is still around and man is it hot down South. Like a sauna!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pepperidge Farms has a new Fall jam, we wish we were more adventurous, Sam's Club has chocolate covered for Fall and you won't believe how much money flows through the Boo Boo family.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

First the penny, now the nickel may be going extinct, couple who work out together may get along better, half of us are getting dinner ideas off TikTok and coffee may be good for your testosterone!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Taco Bell and Tajin are spicing up this weekend, parents are pissed sports cost so much, Jason Lee got a secret Jeep and 8% have GAMBLED to afford school supplies. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're getting new satellites that may blind us, Dave Killer Bread is bringing back a Fall favorite, &Up is getting a facelift and Goldfish is going gluten freeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Powerball is over a billy (billionaires probably don't say "billy" when referencing their money), we have a smooth new creamer and Pumpkin Spice is just over the horizon!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're not eating our greens, Wendy's has a very unexciting new dessert, Powerball is still big and is it the Summer of the purse for men?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jalapenos are making us sick now, Applebee's is running back a fan-favorite, peptides are in, Miss North Carolina is out. Happy weekend!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Powerball is almost a billion, being retired is gonna ding you that first year, Diet Coke is out and being lazy is IN!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back after a quick day off!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Starbucks is going orange creme, Summer heat is cooking Unc, Pepsi is into the skin care game and Taco Bell has a new menu item that is somehow both poor sounding and fancy sounding!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Travis Kelce has a Dad bod, maintaining friendship is hard work, HOAs continue to suck, Dunkin's buckets are back on Friday and weekends in Summer are expensive!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the end of July already? WTF?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mitch McConnell may show up at Summer Slam, we like our music all by our lonesome, Sam Adams is going N/A for Octoberfest and some Florida man is walking around $800M richer!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stop eating before you go to bed, Crumbl has a new spicy jam, doctors are against comfy sleepin and could be a blackout headed your way this week!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Florida sugar daddies sound violent, high gas prices have us thinking about EVs, a way high number of us still answer the door for strangers and today we celebrate milk chocolate!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fireball is helping you smuggle booze in, midterms are on the way and we're concerned about a couple things, Pringles and BW3 are collaborating and sleep habits can break a relationship. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's National Cousins Day, Cheez-It and Coors Light are collaborating, measles are way up, we love physical games and Google is raking in the dough!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bertha is tearing it up this week, TV watching could shrink your brain, BK is testing the whitest sandwich we've heard of and Phoenix is frying!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Uncrustables is facing a new challenger, Kelly Clarkson has a tummy bug, we fake it at work and stick shifts are out!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cold Stone Creamery is ruining our beach body, student loan defaults are at an all-time high, Popeye's has curds now and McDonald's is getting creamy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Playing a lot of (awful) golf these days, Florida man had a busy weekend at Lowe's, we fancy ourselves pretty green and Spain won it all this weekend!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

No clue how I forgot to upload this yesterday! Many apologies!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're getting new fries, Wyoming loves grilling more than everyone, Brownsville is a safe place to drive and Costco has a tasty new treat for Summer. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Modern design is overworking our mushy brains, we really think we could score in the World Cup, our pets are fountains of joy and Starbucks is bringing back an amazing treat!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today is your day, humble beans & franks! Snigging chocolate may get you ripped at the gym, house prices are still way high and I lost a TON of golf balls this weekend!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

IHOP has a decadent new breakfast option, Summer is gonna be hot we reckon, Reese's has a new flavor and we ALL check the Kleenex!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're running low on middle aged people, Krispy Kreme has some awesome new flavors, Copenhagen sounds nice and Panera gave away a bunch of bread today!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

World Cup is causing an uptick on Tinder, Pringles is getting into the ben game, sitting is really killing you and Ann Arbor is full of a bunch of smarty pants!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're not getting out much anymore, some college kids apparently did get left behind after all, Golden Corral has a 250th special and not one state made any progress over the last year!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

WE ARE SO BACK!!!!! Vacation was long, sort of sucked. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rats are getting stronger, the Weather Channel is #1 in our hearts, we leave for vacation after the show today so we'll see ya after the 4th! Don't blow your fingers off!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you need a reason to chase a pregnant woman, have I got one for you! We have a new loudest town crier (WTF?)most of us still believe in karma and Little Caesar's has a new pizza that'll tingle your Spidey sense!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MUG root beer has their first-ever new flavor, Wingstop doesn't know how to do math, Eggo is skipping the sugar and most of us don't trust AI-generated anything. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some of us are dining out A LOT, TikTok is not the place to find good sun protection advice, we're getting stoked for Detroit-style pizza, new Qdoba and AI is coming for the government!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Old FLorida dudes get after it, casual hookups are down, we're getting free birthday cake and health care has priced almost half of us out of the game!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

DC needs pool shock apparently, Jersey Mike is our new king, don't sit too much or not enough and Father's Day is Sunday!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Arby's has a cheesy new sammich, a messy car lets people know you're life is also a mess, Red Lobster is giving away Shrimp for 25 years and Pizza Hut was sold!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cutting out sugar could actually ruin your insides, stocks are up, our bathroom has finally gotten lighting and SPAM has a new collaboration!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We have out first trillionaire, Cracker Barrel is bringing back a Summer classic, our dreams are making some of us quit work and today it's all about the fudge, baby!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

El Nino is coming back, Coors Light wants you three deep at all times this Summer, the SAT turns 100 and about half of us get pretty bored having a conversation. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we celebrate jerky, Costco is for the elites, way too many of us are working on vacation, Taco Bell has a new jam and tans are in again?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AI is gonna be sucking up all of our power, some of us miss the big moment because we're on our phone, ramen gets some new Summer flavors and the World Cup begins today!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we toast the humble egg roll, Sweden has 13 year old gangs, bourbon is missing in Philly and we will wait as long as possible to take our cars in....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Panic rooms and bunkers, so hot right now, Taco Bell has a new sweet treat, the A/C is on and it's National Forklift Safety Day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Bears are inching toward The Region, the Gen Z dating terminology is.....a lot, Kroger is giving away ice cream and a whole 5 days awaits us!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's my BIRTHDAY!!! Wild to think this show started when I was 29 and today I'm 46.....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nearly everyone regrets at least one trip, Olive Garden is getting spicy this Summer, we're desperate for allergy relief and we all think we need to slow this AI stuff down a bit!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.