The Kluck Index

Taco Bell has a new dish, many of us think poverty is our own fault, voice makes you hot or not and we have a new richest dude on the planet!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Little Caesar's has a couple new football jams, high school seniors can't read, grandmas are tokin and Ford back up cameras aren't working. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We are getting new nuggs, Paula Deen has a documentary on the way, McD's has a new sauce, math is down but Salisbury Steak is up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We need more sleep, turns out a lil' LSD may be good for you, Tesla has some deep pockets and Wingstop has a new jam!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The internet had a field day with Phillies Karen, Snickers has three new sauces, your phone could be blowing out your back door and a ton of us feel pretty cramped at home. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bad news for Xmas 2025, we all cry a lot at work, Red Bull may be illegal for British teens and we second guess just about everything!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

SPIN Magazine is still a thing (and it's for sale!), most of us have no disaster plan, recession is still "on the way" lol, and we spend a LOAD of time on the couch!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wide legs are back, mental health is important in the dating world, skipping breakfast could break your leg, we want that 4 day work week and hug a bowler today!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oh man. Summer is over. Lame. So, so very lame. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Guinness is turning 70, parents are going hard on dorm decor, Cracker Barrell has had a week bruh and this weekend is going to be cold AF. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We spent $300 we didn't want to last year, Taylor and Travis are engaged, some adults are getting a lifetime allowance and too many of us are ordering off the kids' menu for a very sad reason. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fall Cheerios are back, some of us aren't coming back from Labor Day, we drink a ton of soda, Starbucks has a new lineup and weed may keep you young. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hardee's is quenching the thirst, the Space Needle sucks, IHOP is comiong for Waffle House's crown and Lay's has football season covered. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kids are using AI to plan vacations, Cracker Barrel's oopsie is costing them cash, Pizza Hut is doing flatbreads and stop betting on Little LeagueSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Beef is up, Chick Fil A has a new jam, Cracker Barrell has upset people, we want $74K and we no longer lead the world is sniffin' the devil's dandruff!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Most of us wish we'd been saving a lot earlier, slow up on dinner if you're having shrimp from Walmart, Pillsbury is getting into the Halloween spirit and it's a day celebrating my favorite beverage!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Campbell's and PBR have formed an unholy alliance, Hurricane Erin is on her way, friends are getting to be too pricey and we're renting a looooong time these daysSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Men will do anything for a few extra inches, Florida is killing it, VR may replace painkillers and bro, electricity bills are getting out of hand. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's harder than ever to grow up, we have a new king of the snipers, Taco Bell has a new jam, the economy still sucks and stop getting your medical info from TikTokSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We are not a smart bunch when it comes to passwords, Taco Bell has a new thirst-quencher, the Vikings have created a stir, so has Papa John's and every year of college you have means you're farther away from getting married. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Times are hard over at AE, dollar stores are pretty good eatin, our fun money is dipping low and today is a big day at the Kluck house!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bottling up stress may turn your brain to mush, more than half of us are skipping lunch to get more done, moms are missing at work, Vegas is going digital and it has been muggy as Hell this Summer!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We have slurs for AI now, drinking may get you pregnant, some folks don't care for music at all and let's celebrate the worst format music has ever had. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It finally happened. My mother in law moved out of my house. Celebration all week babe!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we celebrate the almighty dollar, there is an equally terrible counterpart to workplace burnout, a big game hunter is no more and this weekend my mother in law moves out. Unless I jinxed it by mentioning it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're all in the grocery-gawking game, Chick Fil A is testing a new jam, Phoenix is boiling but hey, it's National IPA Day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bankruptcies are up, job openings are down, 20 people is a lot for a body count for some of us, we're apparently building a moon base and Saturday is going to be a big day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stock market is about to have a rough decade, South Bend is clean, we hide our debt pile and today it's all about them underpants!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Reese's and Oreo have formed an unholy alliance, your smartphone may be giving you fanny issues, Chicago is having a rough week, Sturgis is this week and I may be out of a job soon!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AUGUST ALREADY?!!! Nooooooooo!!!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Traveling can help you mentally, , kids believe AI mastery is a must, we exaggerate our own stats and giant tarantulas are coming....soon. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Houses are sitting on the market, we spend HALF of the whole day online, pet food is expensive and ladies change for the Summer!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's so hot out, our dogs are fat and Chuck E. Cheese is a criminal?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

BACK FROM VACATION! I hope no music, wrestling or TV icons of my youth passed away the week I was gone!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're on vacation starting tomorrow, Index returns on 7/28!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pokemon card heists are big business, some of us are only getting 17 decent days a month, Crumbl wants me dead and KFC want their crown back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We have a space rock setting a record, half of us skip lunch breaks, Papa John's is running back a "classic", a new chip is on the horizon and we're getting screwed out of $217 each!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Walmart is combining sodas and dessert, Kellogg's is being sold, West Virginia sounds enticing, we're hitting up loved ones for cash and we know very little about our family members. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy 7-11 Day!!! I'm home (almost) alone this weekend, men don't pee like we used to and our days are getting shorter!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we celebrate one of our favorite tropical drinks, learn where to live for a longer life, stay where the Smurfs stay and some of us get to keep our shoes on at the airport now!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Epstein files weren't a thing after all apparently (wut?) choking is up, healthy children are down and not getting laid could be helpful for you?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

McDonald's has three new jams today, sweets are down, cats and dogs are good for your brain, the UFC is coming to the White House and White Castle ups their chicken game!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Big weddings are out, chicken salad at Jersey Mike's is in. Waffle House has canned drinks, the US is in the fly-breeding game and today we toast dumpy bars everywhere!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The quicker I get this description of the Index written the quicker I can start the three day weekend so I am not going to write much of a description just click play and enjoy you'll find out what it was about have a great weekend don't blow off your fingers punctuation is for losersSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bologna recall in full effect, getting a doggo is going to keep you home, the dollar is having a rough go, Target has a new cheese and everything is on sale this week!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Diddy goes to the jury, Krispy Kreme keeps giving away donuts, TikTok influences how we eat, Hertz is using AI to ding your wallet and we celebrate the humble postal worker. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Baths are better than saunas, extinct Pringles flavor returns from the dead, a fat guy does fat guy things and take your rings off at the gym!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We are not feeling good about the economy, being hot fills your pocket, Mt. Dew has a new jam and caffeine may be keeping you young! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pizza Hut is bringing the Hut Love, we're all nervous about traveling abroad, bars are out and pizza at home is in and Aaron Rodgers may finally be done after this season. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Diddy prosecution has rested, Arby's has a new sandwich, Subaru is tops, Mustangs are not and some people do not know how to behave at a restaurant. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're growing our own bacon now, don't even unsubscribe from spam, Qdoba is bringing back a fan-favorite and we're all frying this week!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.