The Kluck Index

Fellas, being single is bad for your heart, we drink and drive a ton more foten over the holidays, Nerds is running back a Winter favorite, social security is a bigger myth than Bigfoot and today we toast the ugly sweaters!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The government is giving us a Christmas gift, we spend LOADS of time looking at screens, older people drive high once a year and we will pay off a wild amount of debt during out lifetimes!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We spent about @500 on travel last year, "Slop" had a huge 2025, we executed a ton of people and today we celebrate Maple Syrup!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kids know their animals, pop music is getting worse according to science, not many of us think this year was a good one and Frito Lay has a couple new flavors heading our waySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

DoorDash driver took some nudes when she left the food, Monsters may end up killing you, we all hate the TIME People of the year and the MyPillow Guy is on the hunt for a new gig!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Zuck has a new boat, Reese's Puffs is rolling out a new flavor, a low country boil gets spoiled and today we toast the apps!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some of us are VERY ambitious when it comes to planning for 2026, NYC went a record number of days without a homicide, not many of us are sleeping and exercising enough and Lucky CHarms have teamed up with Ghost?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We are really bad at using vacation time, Starbucks has a couple of new seasonal jams, most of us want cash for Christmas and someone is missing a literal boatload of cocaine!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Clippers are eating good, 7-11 has a new egg salad sammie for ya, we had a rare sighting of Jason in public and we have a new shade of white!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cheetos is kicking off 2026 with a new zesty flavor, we hate the waiting room, tip your bartender a lil' extra tonight and check yo' shredded cheese bags!!!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gamestop made waves this week, most of us are stressing pretty hard about money these days, your sweat may give doctors clues about your health and kids are making allowance BANK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Betty Crocker has a couple new holiday jams, cats meow more at the fellas, we're getting a new flavor of pineapple and we need grains y'all!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A man is not having any carolers this year, utilities in Maryland are high as Hell, Aldi has a new holiday treat, no more leftover turkey as of yesterday and we went HARD on Black Friday!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oh Jeeze. It's December. 2025 is about tapped out. Let's get on with it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The staff at the Kluck Index Podcast are off until Monday to enjoy the holidays!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's about to get colder, kids are putting down books and picking up social media, Five Guys has a new jam and we as a whole are not a happy bunch these days. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A whole lot of us are going into debt this Holiday season, it's a short work week, Harry Potter books are still big and I saw Jackyl Friday!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Celebrate the subs today, maybe walk that New Year's resolution around a few weeks early, more wee equals less drink and Little Debbie candles are back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We may get our very own volcano eruption soon, Taco Bell is releasing three new fan-designed menu items today (mine didn't make the cut), we're nervous about Thanksgiving conversations and stop giving babies sugar!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cloudflare folks have had a rough week, Twix is getting into he holiday spirit, cats could be literally driving you crazy and AI is flooding the podcast market. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Popcorn is still our fave, even well-off people are strapped these days, lady gladiators fought topless and Thanksgiving prices are sky high. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Church is down, pretzel buns are up, we're being allowed to save more for retirement, a third of us have headaches and a quarter of us are barely making it to payday!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chick Fil A is bringing back holiday favorites, Delaware hospitals sound awful, buckle your damn seat belt and tonight's Mega Millions is almost a billySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AI is taking over county music, we're all freezing this week, driving teens can be rough on a family and it turns out boozing it up as a kid may actually be good for your career!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Italian pasta is about to get pricey, we have the World's Largest Spider Web, some of us have hard spending limits heading into the holidays and Target is about to make us all very, very uncomfortable.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kim K fails the bar again, Denny's is being sold, Olivia and Noah continue their reign at the top and a stern warning from our IT guySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lake Michigan fish are shrinking, half of us hide in our rides, we have fewer flights this weekend and holy smokes are we in debt!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pizza Hut may be getting cut loose, your Apple Watch may save your life, Subway is ready for Thanksgiving, breakfast is no big deal and Midland, MI is number one!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Las Vegas cops "upgrade" their patrol fleet, Wendy's has some new holiday treats, Badgers fans are a thirsty bunch and Kraft needs some help in the holiday treat department. Maybe they should call Wendy's?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cold plunges may not be good for you after all, sour candies are great if you're a dentist, we may be in an energy drink crisis and ditching social media could be the new flex. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mental health is the new physical health, pennies are going extinct, Pibb is back and we're all struggling after the clocks fell back See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Halloween babayyyyyy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Monkey on the loose are having a huge week, Arby's deep fired turkey sammie is back, we have a new Greatest Pumpkin and today we celebrate the worst candy ever!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Amazon is slicing and dicing, Pepperidge Farms is running back a holiday classic, ya gotta be mean with ChatGPT and man do we blow our paychecks fast See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There are NOT loose monkeys running around Newark, one third of us aren't sleeping well, McDonald's has a new sauce and a houseplant buddy can help you get through Winter!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Taco Bell si releasing an unholy dessert, spoiled meet can give you a UTI, Florida woman claims to be married to Eminem and today is National American Beer Day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wall Street bonuses are gonna be massive this year, rough week for the NBA, a third of us think we would kick Jason Vorhees' ass and Thanksgiving is cancelled!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How you walk lets people know how you fight, Halloween is rising through the Power Rankings, we love the music we heard when we were 16 and health insurance is high AF.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We love our Facebook Marketplace, Trader Joe's is wildin' up your morning, kids are using weed and drinks to sleep and American AIrlines is the pits. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The NBA returns tonight, Cup Noodles has a couple of new seasonal offerings, stores are empty and Amazon's cloud messed up everything yesterday....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Turns out booze is bad for your brain, Taco Bell has a zesty new jam, younger heads still spend hard on Halloween and it's my wife's birthday!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't be puttin nudes on government computers, landscapers are jacked, we're not prepared to live longer lives and holidays are on the way and so is the stress!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pop-Tarts and Little Caesar's are rolling out new munchies, Krispy Kreme is bad at making money, Walmart is letting ChatGPT do your shopping and a third of us are still afraid of the dark!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're getting Nutella ice cream!!! Screen time may be bad for little kids, our National Guard is too thiccc and we cannot control ourselves around candySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we raise a glass tot he real sugar, DQ has a new treat, we would love a little sponsorship for our nuptials and late night on social media is a sad, sad place. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alex Jones wants to keep his money, Applebee's has a tasty new jam, Dewar's dumps scotch in the river and take that bra off today grrrrrrl!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cheez-It has a new collab, old poors die earlier, half of us are thinking about quitting right now and Panda Express gets creative....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jerry Jones gives the finger and get a bigger one back, Nerds wont rest until you're toothless, HelloFresh is having a rough week and you CAN have too many friends!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pizza Hut got a facelift, Krispy Kreme gets scary, kids are nixing the booze, your bumper sticker may get you run off the road and Arby's has...uh...a new dish. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

RIP Rite Aid, old people are getting into cocaine, some of us want more poors on TV and we all need to eat more fiber!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some states have already hit the skids, DoorDash has bigger, stronger bots, Uncrustables is into the protein game and Reese's is till number one!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.