The Kluck Index

Google makes an update, the old heads love TikTok too, we eat a lot of crap but not as much crap as we feed the kids and the big game is coming to Smashville!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An asteroid nearly ended us all, being horny may make you misjudge a person's interest in you, Taco Bell has a new mutation of a couple of old favorites and over half of us think we're cool. LOL, ok. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gen Z equate eating spicy foods with being strong, gents, the Summer of ass has arrived! Tomato prices are soaring and my God isn't it Memorial Day weekend yet?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aaron Rodgers is back, we fight in the kitchen with our spouses but we're super polite to AI and if you're traveling this Summer don't forget the chicken!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ODs are down, Krispy Kreme has a dream jam for Summer,l New York has loads of singles and man, we apparently LOVE our banks?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

eBay gives GameStop the thumbs down, we're not having many "fun days" these days, prices are up and so is Syphilis! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Prenup discussion on the third date? One lawyer says yes sir, we're concerned about ingredients in what we eat apparently, Bumble is letting the pervs loose and Haribo is getting into the Patriotic spirit!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apparently flying a drone while drunk is a charge now, trees may keep you healthy longer, Kraft has a new comfort snack and Summer travel is trending toward the backyard.....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Calories don't count today apparently, we get our health info from TikTok, Shell is doing hella good these days at our expense and the JLNK Show is officially 16!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rat Virus is trying to ruin our Summer, we're getting Twix skulls this Summer, being poor is making you look old and Sunday is Mother's Day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Call your Mom, Delta is 86ing the free snacks, apparently loads of us are fond of Mars, Oreo has a new jam and Uber is letting you order food on the ride!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Poor Jeff Bezos' yacht is too big, M&M's has a new color, we all think firefighting is tough and the secret to memory could be pounding eggs all week!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

¡Feliz Cinco de Mayo! ¡Aquí tienes 10 chistes tontos para celebrar, amigo!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May the Fourth be with you! Also, gas prices are still out of control, Spirit Airlines closed up shop over the weekend and Mom knows she keeps this family together!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

......and just like that, a wet April gives way to a wet, cold May!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we celebrate the worst cookie ever, Little Caesar's is taking to the skies, we're getting more forgetful and gas is killing all of us!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A QB has a losing issue, Buddhist monks in Sri Lanka like to party, 3:42 is the real witching hour and Wendy's has a it's Sweet N' Sour back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Unicycle Granny" is out there crushing it, sadly, so is Florida Man. Nilla Wafers is in the Star Wars game and we're after visible abs now?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AI is making Big Brother's job easier, Hardee's has prime rib, even on vacation we'd like a little alone time and BW3 is bringing the AYCE apps back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Raise one high for Pigs In A Blanket today, Arby's has a new dish, redheads may be genetically superior, avoid napping in the morning (WTF?) and the price of rubbers is going up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

6-7 is coming to nuggets, there are 6 elements to good mental health, napping may signal trouble ahead and it's draft day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Earth Day, McDonald's is getting into the dirty soda game, we're letting ChatGPT talk us into skipping the doctor's office and some of us get real tight when we see people boozing it up on a plane!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We have a super fast droid now, we are a curious bunch as we age, Cold Stone is getting into the Dubai chocolate game and the kids think ciggies are for you health now!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy 4/20 to those that celebrate!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Twix has a new way to enjoy, loads of us ignore issues our bodies are having, Tylenol is fine and a woman gets paid for getting fall down drunk. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Eggs Benny Day! Data centers are going up all over the place, Rice Krispy Treats is trying to win Jason back and looking for work sucks!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pokemon shooting in Indianapolis, being "frugal" is in, pets are pricey and war costs a bunch of money!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gen Z likes to pregame before work, Hidden Valley has a new Ranch, Domino's has an old Ranch, we spend loads of time on the phone and weight in your 20s hits different than weight in your 40s. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Red Bulls can ruin your massage, we don't know when Earth Day is, Nestle loves morsel talk and BK has a new meal they're testing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Over half of us would keep our current whip forever, not all of us are bothered by the wealthy skipping on taxes, Hershey is bringing back real chocolate and if Mom and Dad drink.....kids probably will tip a few back as well. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pillsbury is pumped about World Cup, banning kids from the socials backfires, Pizza Hut in Canada sounds wild and apparently the upper-middle class are the majority now?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Taco Bell is rolling out the People's Champ, produce up front leads to more sales, a dude at FEMA believes he teleports and today we toast the humble coffee cake!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I suffered a holiday loss yesterday, many of us see our homes as an extension of ourselves, ladies crave clean potties and raise one for New Beer's Eve!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The air is gonna be getting bad, some degrees may be a financial waste of time, water sets the tone for the day and it's Easter weekend!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tiger Woods is headed away for treatment, BK is upping their breakfast game, gas is over $4 a gallon and put the phone away, "silent walking" is in!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy April Fool's Day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

....and just like that, March is OVER. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wanna know about the poorest-sounding soup ever? We're all in a fog, Entenmann's has seasonal holes, Little Debbie has a new SUmmer collab and Tiger had a rough start to his weekendSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We are falling behind on credit card bills, KFC UK is either really bad or really good at naming things, 42 year olds can join the Army now and the cold will getcha before the heat does!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

NASA is blowing some coin on a moon base, Joe Flacco is so back, we're getting a Dirty Dew and put your damn phone down when the show is on TV!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I have a cat that keeps me up some nights screaming bloody murder. So sometimes I get tired and space on posting the Index podcast, my bad!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The man behind OnlyFans has passed, a third of tattoos are game time decisions, Kraft is getting into the protein game and TikTok has terrible advice. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lawnmowing is competitive in the 'burbs, iPhones are getting hacked now, slightly more than half of us look down at pornography and Oil is about to get wildly (more) expensiveSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We have a new list of our most popular dogs, oil is high but not as high as out debt, Taco Bell hjas a new jam and it's Madness time!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

McDonald's has a new "value" menu, the Oscars wasn't so hot this year, kids be rawdogging boredom and Costco has a 10lb Easter bunny!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A ton of us think we're nearing the end of it all, only 1 third of us are looking down at making a few parlays this weekend, Red Bull is working on the antidote and today we celebrate the humble Sloppy Joe. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Stone Cold Steve Austin Day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ooooooh spooky, it's Friday the 13th!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Burger King is doing better, Dr. Dre is officially a billionaire, have a couple of kiwis today if you're backed up and old people in Britain can get into the army!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Peeps still wants us to give 'em a look, open offices promote bullying, airports are getting backed up and today you need to ask your crush to prom!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.