The Kluck Index

Half of us could use some AI money help, Dominos has a new deal, we're getting the Big Arch and today we celebrate the humble Pokémon. Cheers to you, trainers!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ooooh girl tonight we have our annual company awards banquet! Fingers crossed we're not losers!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You need to start eating your greens, Famous Amos has their first new cookie, bone smashing is apparently a thing and the kids crave the DVDs!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

DQ is gearing up for baseball season, Wendy's is getting in the spirit of Lent, Flamin' Hot is tearing up your local Kroger and a man suffers a beatdown at Waffle House. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The grandson of the dude that invented Reese's is big mad, Costco has a new food court jam, our new Direwolves are doing just fine and today you need to fire up some Banana BreadSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sugary drinks are gonna mess up these kids, a hotter bedroom can kill you, we have a new World's Oldest Manatee, loving your job can improve your health and I'm off to party this weekend!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Playing around can help you live your best life, going to bed the same time as your spouse can help your marriage, we're all on pills now and hooking is gonna be legal in ColoradoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

McDonald's Canada has a new questionable collab, intermittent fasting is just OK, Mexico wants your movies, ladies need to focus on their grip strength and BK is trotting out an old favorite....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1 in 4 younger kids can't rad this sentence, we're cooking at home more, the Olympics are blowing through condoms, LJS is releasing the sauce and all of our social security numbers have been compromised. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Banquet has 4 new AM treats, we are not getting great ROI for our healthcare dollars, we spend about $1000 a year making things right at home and baby food is bad See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

'Twas the night before Valentines' and all through the house.......good luck this weekend gang!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Parents are bummed their kids are in front a screen so much, Doritos is getting into the protein game, some of us have never seen a sunset and Britney Spears is $200M richer. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're on the verge of a volcano eruption, Takis has 6 new flavors on the way to your sweatpants, the Olympic medals are junk and if you know a shut-in, pay them a visit today!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our cars' interior is trash, Wyoming ain't very romantic-like, the US debt is spiraling and Hershey's is getting into the Olympic spirit!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Olympics are off and running, someone out-pizza'd the Hut, if you're over 35 I have some bad news for you and today is the day we apparently really take out foot off the gas!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lobsterfest is BACK, men are keeping notes on their ladies, we're in an affordability crisis according to all but 10% of us and Sydney Sweeney is selling her undies....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Detroit teacher earns a Guinness Record, there is such a thing as Uber etiquette, Super Bowl tickets are falling, I had IT problems this week and Hostess is celebrating Valentines Day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sounds like working for Cracker Barrell kinda sucks, Crumbl is getting ready for Sunday and we find out a shocking number of kids FIGHT THEIR PARENTS See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Florida man out there doing Florida man things, the rent continues to be too damn high, B1 can help you stay regular and being a liar....may be a good thing?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ooof, we're not trading very well these days, the fellas are using beauty products now, over half of us have the same financial worry and it's FINALLY not January!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

KFC is testing a new handheld menu item, eating meat can have you seeing 100, being a Night Owl may kill you and McDonald's has a new condiment!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ICE is heading to Italy, there are more people here than ever, UPS is canning folks and we all think 2025 was "meh" and I honestly think that is high.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Google has to write a huge (not for them) check, Kanye is sorry, we have a new flavor of the year and man, people REALLY love their dogs!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The new dating app trend sounds like a great way to fight a stranger, Betty Crocker LOVES Bridgerton, Hardee's is out there wilding out on breakfast and gold is well.....as expensive as gold!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Super Bowl matchup is set, we spent loads of dough trying to lose weight, the rich are getting wayyyy richer and IT IS STILL JANUARY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If heart disease and stroke don't get you, the gas bill will! Red Lobster and Denny's have new dishes heading out way and we're all about to freeze to death!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man, many of us are WAY too comfortable going in front of our significant other, we kick the can down the road a long time for house repairs, we're in the midst of a blood shortage and we don't haggle anymore!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Turns out we think there is one thing holding us back from making more money, gaming over 10 hours a week is bad for your waistline, 25 & under crowd aren't getting hired these days and IT'S COLD EVERYWHERE See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're even dreaming about ads we see, Butterfinger is getting a new flavor, Bills are looking for a coahc, Kellogg's is adding a ton of new Loops and we're getting a new Paranormal Activity!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aerobics could save your brain, Frito Lay has some new jams, Grok won't undress your internet crush anymore and Goodwill is about to get a flood of fat guy wear!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wow man, there are some REALLY inactive people out there! Cup Noodles is getting ready for the Super Bowl, Verizon customers had a quiet week and we're all geeks about something!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Saks Fifth Avenue is having a tough year already, we have a new tallest dog in the world, Kiefer Sutherland sounds like a treat to be around and we're not into booze anymore. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Google is worth trillions, the water on airplanes is bad, bad bad....we could have a pill that snitches on you for skipping your meds and I have bad news for us when we turn 57, 70 and 78!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Arby's has a new dessert, that Piper Rockelle is spending her OnlyFans money, we're inside more and Subway wants to top you off!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Late on the draw posting this from yesterday. Woof, rough start to 2026 lolSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alaska is getting buried, Gen-Z are working until they die, vaping is out and ciggies are back in and if you take GLP-1s....you better plan on taking them forever. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We carry spare underpants? Girl Scout cookie season has arrived, nursing and engineering are so hot right now and KFC is bringing back a $5 classic!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We want breathalyzers in our new cars, we suck at making friends, it's National Bobblehead Day and seniors are going to kill us all....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Flu is having a banger year already, the AVNs are on the way, dining rooms are out, the Sub Club is in and it's my brother Kevin's birthday!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

BOOM! We're back after the holidays ! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tine final Index of 2025. Thanks for all the listens this year, have a great holiday and we'll catch you back here on 1/5/2026See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Prices are up, but not as up as we thought they'd be, Powerball won't be stopped, LJS has a tasty new treat and Dry January is coming!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fellas, being single is bad for your heart, we drink and drive a ton more foten over the holidays, Nerds is running back a Winter favorite, social security is a bigger myth than Bigfoot and today we toast the ugly sweaters!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The government is giving us a Christmas gift, we spend LOADS of time looking at screens, older people drive high once a year and we will pay off a wild amount of debt during out lifetimes!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We spent about @500 on travel last year, "Slop" had a huge 2025, we executed a ton of people and today we celebrate Maple Syrup!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kids know their animals, pop music is getting worse according to science, not many of us think this year was a good one and Frito Lay has a couple new flavors heading our waySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

DoorDash driver took some nudes when she left the food, Monsters may end up killing you, we all hate the TIME People of the year and the MyPillow Guy is on the hunt for a new gig!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Zuck has a new boat, Reese's Puffs is rolling out a new flavor, a low country boil gets spoiled and today we toast the apps!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some of us are VERY ambitious when it comes to planning for 2026, NYC went a record number of days without a homicide, not many of us are sleeping and exercising enough and Lucky CHarms have teamed up with Ghost?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We are really bad at using vacation time, Starbucks has a couple of new seasonal jams, most of us want cash for Christmas and someone is missing a literal boatload of cocaine!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Clippers are eating good, 7-11 has a new egg salad sammie for ya, we had a rare sighting of Jason in public and we have a new shade of white!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.