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    Its About Food

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2025 189:37


    Uh oh it's another one of those crazy shows where everything went off! Today is international leave work early day but Ron is standing by you guys and sticking it out. This week he does battle with a lady who is willing to go to prison over french toast, a man who is too big for burgers, a man who just wants his boxes to be the right way up, Ron talks to Andy Kaufman, one lady has her dream vacation ruined by a broken phone, one lady really has trouble verifiying that she's human, one lady wants to complaint that other people exist, one man thinks an airline is stealing his information, some lame guy with a silly name really wants his new little games console and one lady demands to know why unavailable items are not available. And much more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

    That's Not My Yah Yah

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2025 184:39


    It's a holiday everywhere but despite that we really got some crazy complainers going tonight including a couple with a fake broken stroller, a man who really wants a Switch 2, a man on a never ending crusade to get his $30, a man who didn't like his hotel stay, a man who couldn't find his boat, a man who was very upset by the images in our patented captcha verification system, a man who really needed a new pair of shorts for his trip, a lady who couldn't feed her children because the airport wouldn't pay for it, we get an actual grieving widow on the phone, one man kicks up a fuss about his wife's mustard and one man really wants to know how Ron speaks Hindi, and lots more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

    Despicable Service

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2025 181:54


    People sure are stressed out with everything going on in the world right now because the complainers are super tense. Despire all that Ron still manages to get into an epic row with a business owner about his phone services, a man with a certain brand of terrible electric car, one man who can't stand 10 minute delays, one man who is planning an epic lawsuit about his rental car, Ron does battle with a blabby British woman, one man is very unhappy about surcharges, Ron attempts his expert diagnosis on some broken Internet machines and then we get sick of the complainers and decide to bother some actual boat owners. And lots more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

    The K-Word

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2025 212:33


    Do not say the K-Word otherwise one might show up and start yelling at you the day after Mother's Day. A bit like what happened to Ron when one lady yelled at him because of Scoby's failed delivery, one man gets all upset about a silly piece of cloth, Scoby creeps out a flower orderer, one couple end up in a serious Telecourt session when trying to get Ron fired, we meet a none talkative crackhead, one men is really flexing his pro membership, we make one lady bring our car back for threatening to stop doing business with us, one man is really fussy about his food being dropped and one lady gets very upset with Ron's resolution to her wrong coloured flowers, and we also caused mayhem in a few meetings too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

    Validify Monday

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2025 187:26


    A big happy Cinco De Mayo everyone. We're celebrating in the usual style, by doing some funny prank phone calls for you all. This week Ron deals with an idiot who can't figure out how to click the day he wants to fly, we accidentally call an unhinged redneck lady, Ron tries to re-negotiate a big food contract, one lady doesn't understand that she isn't allowed to call us, one lady accuses us of being fraudulent, one man nearly gets into a Telecrout scanario trying to get Ron fired, one lady needs help breaking in her new mattress, one lady is missing all her precious DLC but cannot verify that she's human and we meet a lady trying to scam the pharmacy with the old fake gift card routine, and we also invited ourselves to a few more meetings too. Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where

    As Much As Anyone Would Like To Help You

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2025 185:37


    Well here we go again sweet gentle Ronathon just wants to help people and all he gets is abuse. Why is everyone so angry right now? This week one man makes a terrible mistake whilst trying to scam a free flight from his airline, one lady is real mad about her missing furniture, Ron takes on a fellow British man with a broken down car, one man gets his brand new phone stolen, one lady has some real problems with her local grocery store and we meet a completely insane lady who really wanted her package. We also made ourselves welcome in a few more meetings too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where

    Bad Monday

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2025 184:23


    After Good Friday comes Bad Monday and boy are people angry today. One man suffers literally the worst flight of all time, one man is choking on his own rage about his electric go kart, one lady is fighting hard to get one good review for her business, one man is so bad at golf he needs a special machine to help, one lady wants to speak some jive about her leisure passes, one man is very angry about his flights and one lady simply HAS to drive an SUV, plus we joined a few meetings too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where

    Hot Hands

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2025 185:37


    Welcome back to Mondays with Macron. Now on a Monday too! This week it's all about the complaints as Ron tries to help a lady who's hands are too hot for her new phone, one lady accidentally orders medium rare chicken, one lady has her ticket account hacked and used to purchase baseball tickets, a very rude banchode yells at Ron just because he is being charged too much, we meed a rednack with Internet problems, one man really doesn't like his local grocery store, one man gets sexually assaulted whilst renting a car and Cyrus can't use a coupon code. We also made ourselves welcome in lots of meetings this week and lots more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

    Flight Of The Pilot

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2025 179:38


    A lof of terrible rumours have been going around that this show happened on a Tuesday. This is fake news. Mondays With Macron is always on a Monday and I won't hear otherwise. This week listen to me deal with a man who got erectile dysfunction from drinking too much cherry soda, one man is bitching about having to make an emergency landing, one man can't understand why there are no cars left for him, one man has been molested by his phone company, we deal with a couple of idiots who got themseves banned from social media, one lady really hates known issues, one lady can't decide if she's a business or not and one man is really sick of our poor customer service. And lots more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

    You're Ridiculous!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2025 185:34


    We might be ridiculous but we are back in action and it's business as usual. This week Ron must contest with a very angry couple of cable customers, one man really cannot wait for his Internet installer to arrive, one man has big problems with his plane seat, Ron deals with a real BoBo, one man tries to steal our rental car and not give it back, one lady refuses to discuss her many problems, one man is getting screwed over by his employer, one lady really needs to do her makup on her flights and one man is very unhappy about us substituting all his groceries and we also made ourselves welcome in some more meetings again, and lots more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

    The Macronathon 2025

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2025 315:17


    Here it is you guys finally The Macronathon 2025 in all it's glorly. Complete with technical problems, copyright issues and whatever else you want to throw in there too. Way too much going on in this show for a brief description but do make sure you join our membership to listen to the final 5 hours of this amazing show which was full of crazy surprises and stuff not suitable for the general public! A big thank you to everyone involved for the last 10 years of mayhem! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

    Dude Where's My Wheel?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2025 183:27


    Here we go again. It's St. Patrick's Day, it's the Macronathon week and we have a bunch of new stuff for you! But don't worry there was still a ton of insane Karen's and angry boomers for Ron to deal with. Firstly Hank ruins a smokers meeting with his toilet antics, Ron talks to a lady who is very upset about the price of eggs, one lady is too old to use her computer properly but is very angry about it, one lady has exploding appliances, another pilot gets too drunk to fly, one bro has big problems with his new luggage, one lady tries to grift a free flight and one man has serious complaints about his wife's dirty underwear. Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

    Socks For Headphones

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2025 186:08


    Ah no it's another one of those weeks where I have to work really really hard to make people pick up. We did it though and boy were there some crazy people this week such has a lady going nuts about her rental car, a man who really wants to cancel his internet, a very impatient man with a lost bag, a lady who didn't understand how first class works, a man who had to have his Internet throttled for using it too much, one of our delivery drivers accidentally leaves his socks in a package, one man orders some terrible shoes, one man is very unahppy about being called whilst on a plane and one couple refuses to accept that sometimes delivery delays can occur and mess up your business. And a whole lot more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

    Mr. Frankenstein

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2025 180:26


    This certainly was a crazy week for complainers. Hold onto your hats as Ron does battle with a lady who can't use her email, a racist who deserved to go on the no fly list, a weener who could not handle waiting in line at the grocery store, a lady who really needed her wine delivery, we deal with a whole host of complaints about cruise ships and Ron gets to talk to a real life captain, one man blames us for his daughter's lack of education and we manage to destroy a few more precious packages. And a lot more too! Do not miss our aftershow: macronshow.com/discord Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

    Straight To The Moon Jigs!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2025 203:01


    Yay finally another one of those slighly wild and crazy calls with a bunch of weird complainers in it! This show had an EPIC conclusion in our Discord after show so make sure you get involved in that! This week Ron deals with a credit card Karen, a very angry fast food idiot, a super whiny fast food idiot, a man who really hates sitting next to toilets on planes, Ron gets to deal with some real life British people, Ron also gets to deal with a real life banchode, Ron roasts a real life gen z hipster thing, Ron finally agrees with one angry complainer and the cartel get involved in yet another complaint. And so much more. Do not miss our aftershow: macronshow.com/discord Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

    Flower Boy

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2025 183:57


    Welcome to another crazy installment of Mondays With Macron. There's extreme snow everywhere, planes are upside down and people are really complaining about their missed Valentine's Day flower deliveries including one man who didn't get his flowers at all, one man who sent flowers to the whole neighborhood, one man gets his chocolate pizza eaten by the warehouse staff, one man has a little cry about his fast food order, one man nearly gets kicked out of a store for trying to get his package and even Jeff has a special message of the day. And lots more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

    Shazam!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2025 167:32


    Here we go again. The Super Bowl antics might be over for another year but Ron has the freshest and the whiniest complainers around such as lady with some serious Internet issues, a man who really wanted to speak to a human being, we try our very best to help out a confused grocery deliverer, one man got really mad that his delivery driver kept his new phone, one man gets seriously aggressive with his new fridge, one man has a terrible time with the tires on his rental car, one lady really messes up her grocery delivery and we cause complete mayhem for some conferences, and a whole lot more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

    Racism Is Back?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2025 233:12


    Well it's happening. The world is going to hell in a handbasket and you people want controversy like the old days. Well okay here we go. This show contains scenes of a sensitive nature due mostly to the racial abuse hurled at us by some of the complainers today which included a man who got mad just because his package went to the wrong house, one man loses it just because he has a girls name, one man complains about an illiterate delivery driver, Ron tries to locate 29 missing packages at once, a mega Karen loses her package, one man gets all abusive because of his missing blanket, one man recounts tales of his days on the streets of Mexico and one man has a terrible time when his flight is accidentally cancelled. And much more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

    Namby-Pamby

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2025 202:17


    Welcome to another weird and wacky installment of Mondays With Macron. This week we're definitely loosing all our advertising revenue because things really went off. We had to deal with a lady with a broken suitcase, we make an appointment to save a big phone account, one lady has a hot phone, one man is a super whiny crybaby about his leg room, Ron gets into an epic argument over a fat person who ate an arm rest, one lady thinks she got over-charged but didn't, one man is really waiting for his big refund, we deal with a bunch of grown adults crying about not getting a dolly and one over-active chicken eater goes nuclear on us. And lots more too!  Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

    You Did This

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2025 212:00


    It's Blue Monday apparently but there's no reason not to smile around here. It's Big Cardinal O'Flannagan's birthday show! Obviously we're serving up the Internet's best Karens again this week  including a lady complaining about the weather making her packages late, a super nerd who can't get his Mountain Dew delivered quickly enough, Ron gets an incoming call from a heavy smoker, one man is caught whining about his late packages, one man gets very angry about his package being rescheduled, one lady must get her new cat litter tray or all hell is going to break loose, one man gets banned from a dating app for trying to be a sugar daddy, one man's wife has been buying some very naughty tickets and Scoby does battle with an awful couple who smashed up his house and gives birth to a brand new character, and so much more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

    The Legless Candy Delivery

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2025 251:42


    So 2025 is now well under way and the complainers are really making sweet gentle Ronathon work for it. This week we have to reprimand one man for taking unwanted pictures of people, a mega Karen gets very angry at her delivery driver, one man is amazed that his driver managed to roll a square box, one lady apologises to us for not clearing the snow from her own driveway, one man really does not want us to deliver his washer, one lady tries to scam us with the old broken TV trick, one very special boy got gum on his plane seat, one lady really wants her refund, Scoby roasts one man's team to death, Chumley gets in a terrible car accident and still manages to deliver the package on time, one lady got her grocery store account hacked by Tyrone, we call back one lady from Friday's supporter show who is demanding a written apology from Ron and one lady breaks her own rental car and then wants to complain to us about it. And so much more too. Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

    I'm Declining The Call For A Reason

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2025 243:31


    Well well well, it's a new year and we're back from our amazing fan meetup and just about ready for action. It might be a new year but the complainers are still the same though, if a little hungover this week. This time we deal with a car rental crash, people missing their packages, grown men trying to scam us for free video games, Ron offering more 2 way massages, one man gets real mad about his discount TV, one man cries about the lack of free hand sanitizers in 2025, we discover some very disturbing images on one man's social media, Ron is forced to cancel more internet services, one lady doesn't like being called British, we meet some crazy dating site customers and we try really hard to find one man's missing green jacket. Plus a whole bunch of banter and fun times too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

    New Year New Chainsaw

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2024 213:28


    Well it's nearly the new year and we're going out with a bang right before our big Florida meetup! This week Ron is live and dealing with the last batch of crazy Karens for 2024 including a man and his missing chainsaw, a lady who really wants her packages delivered to the right house, a lady with a missing wig, a man who didn't want to use his own printer, a bunch of people moaning about Ron's favorite fast food chain, one lady can't feed her family unless it's fried chicken, one man still has a digital picture frame, several people want to bitch about renting cars again, Ronny takes on a very angry airline customer and one man doesn't want to unplug his TV to save money, and a whole lot more too. It's been an amazing year but stay tuned because we have lots more to come. Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

    The Macron Show Christmas Spectacular 2024

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2024 241:01


    Merry Christmas Macron fans! We're kicking off a whole 12 days of Macron Christmas madness with our Christmas Spectacular Mondays show 2024. This week we have a FREE show taking place in Discord that everyone is welcome to join and then we have extra shows and bonus things for our supporters all week long. On this show we call back the sour cream Karen, deal with a very angry man who really wants his Trump watch, argue with a man who really wanted his Black Friday discount TV, Ron discusses dietary requirements with a string cheese eater, one guy refuses to be a man and beat up a restaurant owner, we meet a super tough ticket buyer who wants to fight Ron, one man didn't get enough French fries, Ron tries to hit on a model with great taste in music and one man is refused a rental car for being a real jerkoff. And lots more too. Don't miss out on all this week's Christmas mayhem as we have a lot more to come... Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

    Wet Boxes

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2024 208:52


    Welcome to another wild episode of Mondays With Macron. It must be the time of year because the complainers really are going nuts right now. This week Ron has to deal with an angry Banchode at a motel, a man who can't steer a shopping cart, a man who created a complete disaster just because his boxes got wet, a man who's wife had really terrible taste in music, a man who had even worse taste in music, a man who has some weird problem with his suppositories, a man who could not behave himself when he went to shows and a very angry man who really needed to use his Internet. And lots more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

    Premature Evacuation

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2024 228:51


    Welcome to the first Mondays With Macron of the last month of the year! This week the crazy people are really out in force starting with a man who ruined his own kid's Christmas, a chode who couldn't get enough expensive perfume, a man who doesn't want his packages to be thrown, a man who really wanted some compensation for his bad flight, a man bitching about his broken snow blower, a lady who had a complete meltdown over some sour cream and a man who really freaked out over his installer evacuating prematurely, oh and we also invited ourselves into a few video conferences too. Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

    Long Stay Linda

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2024 229:34


    Happy Thanksgiving week everyone! We're celebrating as usual on The Macron Show by annoying as many Karens as we possibly can during this wild few hours of entertainment. This week Ron becomes an automated AI bot, one lady is very upset about having to deal with foreign people, one man is annoyed about his missing deliveries, one man really doesn't want to take a cruise to a war zone, one man really doesn't want to pay for his TV mount, one man is really missing his magnets, one man is very unhappy about his long term Internet outage, one man gets really mad just because he broke his phone, one man gets charged for a flat tyre and we enter into an a lengthy debate about taxes on food orders. Oh and we also invited ourselves into a bunch more video conferences for your entertainment! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

    The Whopper

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2024 211:03


    Hey everyone and welcome to another weird and wacky Mondays With Macron. We got a whole mixed bag of crazy people this week. It's almost as if crazy things are going on in the world right now. It's snowing in London right now so Ron made a snowman for everyone whilst we deal with this week's idiots including a man who really didn't want to wait for his headphones to be fixed so became a racist, one man whines that he has to be home when the engineer comes to fix his washer, one lady really doesn't want to deal with her own flat tyre, one lady is too lazy to walk around the grocery store, one man really hates dealing with foreign people in call centres, Hazel takes a beating for her poor customer service, one lady gets put on hold for putting us on hold and one man makes death threats because we called him a girl. Oh and we also joined in with some great meetings this week too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

    Inflatable Male Titillation Devices

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2024 252:02


    Welcome to a slightly extended Mondays With Macron since it's Ron's birthday and we have a LOT of complainers to deal with this week including checking in with our new favourite sugar water consumer, Scoby creeps out an online store owner, one lady can't stop receiving porn from our AI computer, one man gets very angry about what he heard on hold, one man really wants to cancel his credit card, one lady really doesn't want our new fibre optic cables, one lady had terrible things happen to her mother, one man had a party in his rental car, we try to get an actual member of Queen to sing Happy Birthday to Ron, one lady really wants her packages, one man can't buy the new PS5 Pro like Ron can and one lady has a very fishy tale to tell. We also visited a few telephone conferences where we were welcomed with open arms. Thank you so much for all the birthday messages everyone! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

    Raccoons Ate My Cable

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2024 234:00


    Well October is well and truly over and it's the night before the big election. Everyone is on edge but none more so than the people that Ron called tonight including a man who is getting very grumpy about AI, a man who rented a house full of insects that were not mosquitos, one man made a video about his crappy accommodation, one lady got real mad that she couldn't figure out how to record us, one man has to suffer having no Internet for 14 working metric days, we meet a banchode with a banking problem, we meet a man who is very upset that raccoons chewed his Internet cable, one lady can't figure out how parental controls work, one lady is very impressed with Ron's AI robot technique and one man doesn't see why he should have to walk a few blocks to get to his car. Oh and we also made ourselves welcome in a bunch of video conferences and for some reason they didn't like it again. Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

    The People In The Garage

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2024 289:48


    Well this was certainly the craziest Halloween show I think we've ever done. This week was just pure insanity. Get ready to deal a banchode with a flat tyre, a man with an obnoxious sign outside his house, Ron becomes a famous singer just to hit on someone's wife, one man is not happy that I won't read his notes, one lady is upset that her driver ruined her lawn and won't let us come fix it, one man complained about his food taking a whole 20 minutes to arrive, one lady stole a screw from our fryer, one man took a whole week off work for his new shed, one man really wants us to put his exercise bike together and we had probably the longest and most epic call of the year with a lady who went shoplifting at the grocery store and used her son for cover. Oh and we also made ourselves welcome in a few video conferences too just for the hell of it. This was an amazing show thanks to everyone that took part! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

    Smack To The Future

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2024 239:52


    It's Back To The Future Day! Don't worry though this show is full of Ron raging at people including a very whiny phone customer who wants to argue with us, a banchode trying to get a discount, a donut addict who just wanted more donuts, a very squeaky lady who is reporting us to the BBB, a man complaining about his Pokemons, a morbidly obese lady who needs to cheap weight loss drugs, a dating site customer who got into a bad situation with a stripper, another telecourt session for a missing TV, one man gets very upset with Ron's customer service skills, one man is upset about his missing credit card and one lady has no Internet and wants to take it out on us. And lots lots more too!  Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

    That Ronathon Gentleman

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2024 235:58


    It's Monday and that means That Ronathon Gentleman is back in action. Spooktember continues in style as we have some really crazy complainers this week including a special Telecourt session with the turbo scooter lady, a lady who had a very dirty hotel stay, a man who didn't want his cruise cancelled, a man who really didn't want to have wireless Internet, we meet a MyPillow fan who doesn't like our politics, one man is very upset about his leaky compressor, one man wants to snitch on all his workmates, one man supporters a terrible team and has to face the wrath of Scoby and we meet a lady who really does not like Biscoff biscuits for some strange reason. We also made ourselves welcome in a bunch of video conferences this week too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

    Disgustingly Gross

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2024 213:26


    Well it's finally Spooktober and for some reason it's got the complainers real angry. This week we deal with a crazy lady and her package problems, a man who's wife had a bony butt and ripped her car seats, Ron has to roast a ticket scalper, one man gets real upset about his lost package, Mr. Cumdick has big problems with cocks, one man has trouble navigating the automated AI helpline, one man is unhappy that his packages have been delivered perfectly, one lady really wants another copy of her cruise bills, Ron has to roast a fast food whiner, one lady can't seem to give us clear delivery instructions and we meet a man who is missing an entire kitchen and for some reason is real grumpy about it, and lots more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

    Mad Dog Got Let Loose

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2024 196:35


    Welcome to another weird and wacky Mondays With Macron. It's a big show this week as it's time for Spooktober, we launched our brand new God Level Member's page and apparently it's international podcast day or something. Either way Ron is here to deal with some real ragers this week including a lady who cries over some lost glasses in a state that doesn't even exist, a cheap ass car rental rager, a lady with a stuck package who went full ghetto on Scoby, a lady who wanted to jerk us around over her birthday discount code, a lady who is really not happy about her new phone upgrade, a very angry lady who got her lawyer on the phone to yell at us about her son's insurance, a banchode who can't get his apps to work, a lady who wants to mess us around about her furniture delivery, one man upgrades to the cancellation package and one banchode gets banned from making phone calls. And lots more too!  Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

    One Night Stand

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2024 222:16


    It's another crazy Mondays With Macron alright and this week we have some seriously wacky complainers. This week poor old Ron has to deal with a man who thinks he needs some kinda special equipment just to play soccer, a family who have asbestos and lead in their house and that's not even the worst of it, Ron tries his best to help out a dog bakery, one man has serious problems with his delivery, one man seems to have some kind of unreasonable objection to his delivery driver parking on his lawn and one lady really wants a one night stand with Scoby. We also made ourselves welcome in a few more video conferences and had lots of other crazy stuff too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

    Fattitude Problems

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2024 232:00


    Welcome to another wonderful Mondays With Macron everyone! This week was all about the complainers again so let's get right into this. Watch as sweet gentle Ron does battle with a man who couldn't work out how to redeem his own flight credits, a man who couldn't get enough soup, a family who were very angry about their missed Internet install, we have another exciting Telecourt session with a man who was upset about not getting his deliveries, one lady doesn't want to accept Ron's tips on how to turn a stroller into a car seat, one man complains just because of a short 9 hour delay due to another drunk pilot, one man can't rent a bike because his butt stinks too much, one man doesn't want cables lying in his yard for some stupid reason, one man is really unhappy about losing his money to some crazy banking procedures and one lady keeps breaking all her pillows due to her massive fattitude problem. And lots more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

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    The Receipt

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2024 223:48


    Welcome to another crazy week of complainers with Ron and Co and boy were the complainers out in force tonight. This week Ron does battle with a nerd with a broken monitor who can't play World of Warcraft any more, a man who really should have kept the receipt when he sent his headphones in for repair, a girl who was in hysterics over her broken car, a serious business man who threatens to expose us all, another person complaining about a bus driver getting sick, we deal with a crazy family of cable company employees, one man really wants poor Mike to get fired, one man got ripped off buying tickets to a sportsball game and has to deal with Mr. Scoby, one man doesn't appreciate us testing his children's milkshakes for poison and we check in with a few meetings and a few of our regulars too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

    I'm Not Okay With That

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2024 192:53


    It's Labor Day everyone! It's also World Coconut Day, which one are you celebrating? So first of all this week's show got interrupted by a brief Internet machine outage when Trainwreck chewed through our Internet cable, that's why Scoby gets cut off mid-sentence when giving this week's sportsball pick. Don't worry though you will barely notice on the podcast and I am now stitching the 2 YouTube videos into one for your convenience. This week as per previous Labor days we had some really crazy people including another very serious Telecourt session that ended in chaos, and old man who couldn't make ice any more due to a wormhole in his house, a man who really did not like the apps on his TV, a very angry man who yelled at his TV for us, a repeated fraud victim who got seriously upset about his security questions, a man who cancelled his entire vacation just to spite a billion dollar company and we meet a lady who was forced to share a room with a stranger by her airline, and lots more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

    The Neck Of You

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2024 211:27


    Welcome to a super action packed episode of Mondays With Macron! This week the complainers were out in force so let's just get right to it. Oh and don't miss the special announcement we made regarding supporter's shows around the 1 hour 30 minutes mark! This week Ron does battle with a lady with a very expensive and very broken hair dryer, Mr Clit is upset that his package is missing, one man had a very dirty weekend in a hotel, one man is not happy with his grill, one lady tries to diagnose her car problems for us using the horn and the radio, one man has a lot to say about the dirty people at his gym, we go through yet another amazing Telecourt session over a missed package and one man doesn't like his friends hearing about his dating site profile when he's trying to be funny, and much more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

    Conehead

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2024 213:04


    Welcome to another one of those weird and wacky kinda Mondays With Macron. This week one lady had the audacity to take up most of the first hour of the show with her Telecourt troubles just because her head was too weird to accommodate our sunglasses. We also had to deal with an angry lady and her missing package, a man who couldn't understand why he couldn't return his car when we were closed, a man who tried to put porn stars in his rental car, a lady who stole a bunch of towels on her cruise, a lady who really wanted her 10% off and a very confused man who accidentally ordered two phonelines at once. Plus this week we decided to invite ourselves into a few more video conferences for your delight, and lots more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

    The Runaround

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2024 264:09


    We certainly got the runaround from these complainers this week. Despite their reluctance we still managed to get some Karens and Man Karens all upset. This week we deal with a lady who's all upset about her missing package, a lady who ordered too much food on the Internet and caused herself some major grief, one man really wants his new glasses but doesn't want to let Chumley stay over at his house, one man makes a slightly racist remark on social media and ends up having to repeat his entire story for an entire hour, one man is so dull we have to bring out the Super Mario, one man really doesn't get how things work at Ron's airline, one guy turns out to be a complete pervert and one man really doesn't understand how finance works. And lots more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

    Profoundly Insulting

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2024 214:58


    Welcome to a profoundly excellent episode of Mondays With Macron! This week we get straight into it with a whole host of brand new Karens and complainers including some weird kid moaning about a video game store, a lady who's upset that her delivery smells of weed, a man who is terrified of Scoby delivering his package for some reason, a man who sure does not like standing up for too long, a lady who is very upset about her car rental, a lady with some very unpleasant political views who wants to Karen out about her car, a hysterical man who had literally the worst day ever because of his airline and a man who went and lost his twins at the airport. Plus we setup a couple of golden telecourt calls for our next supporter's show so do not miss that one! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

    Hazel's National Airport

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2024 212:02


    Welcome to Hazel's special birthday show, live from a top secret location in London. Yes London not wherever the people in chat though we were. I can't believe that we got through this with minimal technical issues somehow. I forgot to update the end credits this week because I was travelling but everything else seemed to more or less work. One or two prisoners tried to escape though. This week Ron deals with a lady and her package delivery woes, a lady who had a broken car but did not think she should have to pay for it, a stripper who didn't like her meat, a weird man who didn't want to pay his customer service charges, a banchode with missing golf clubs, a lady who tried to rent a car from a national airport and we had to cancel a cancellation. Plus lots more banter than usual since doing these shows in hotel suites is harder than being in the studio. Normal service resumes as of tomorrow and we have a great week ahead. Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

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    Computer Outage Panic

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2024 206:31


    So last week there was a giant computer outage which meant a ton of flights got cancelled and there was a whole bunch of chaos. Enter sweet gentle Ron to put everything right. This week watch in awe as we do battle with the world's toughest Karen's and Man Karen's including a lady who was too busy to talk so we put her on the no fly list, a very loud lady who wants to know what we're going to do about Ronathon, a man who got very frustrated about his flight being cancelled, a lady who's centre of gravity was all wrong causing her to demolish her own furniture, a very boring man who got delayed and didn't want to pray with Ron about it, a very sarcastic man who got roasted to death by Ron in front of his wife, a man who actually waited on hold for 6 hours to speak to an airline and a lady who accused her sweet gentle airline of lying on her! And a lot more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

    The Missing Cookie Hostage Situation

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2024 208:48


    Welcome to yet another crazy Mondays With Macron. This week sweet gentle Ron must do battle with a whole host of Karens and Man Karens including a very frustrated man with a missing bag, a hostage situation over some missing cookies, a lady annoyed about her missing cream cheese, Jesus himself, a very angry lady who wanted to cancel her Internet, a boring man with who ordered the wrong couch, a man who got very upset after he made a terrible terrible complaint about Ronny, a lady who had too many diseases to go on a cruise, a man who really didn't want to pay to replace his missing car charger and a total Dick with Internet problems. And a whole lot more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

    Down Town Temu

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2024 222:39


    Welcome to another crazy Mondays With Macron! This week we got hit by some good old fashioned technical problems as the whole country apparently lost Internet. Don't worry though we fixed it with editing so the show is good as new now. This week Ron has to do battle with a lady who's car exploded, we deal with a lady who wants to cancel her account but for some reason doesn't want to pay for the cancellation tier, one man can't take no for an answer when asking to transfer his credit, one lady is very upset that her Temu cargo pants went missing and does not appreciate Ron taking his lunch break during a call, one lady is upset that we have to swap out her brand new car, one lady has a serious beef with the people who sold her house, one man accidentally donated all his casino winnings to Joe Biden again and we meet the highest pitched Karen of the year so far. We also made ourselves welcome in some new video conferences, which was nice. Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

    Fast And Furious

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2024 227:31


    Happy Canada Day you guys! Well this show certainly lives up to it's name. Get ready for a few twists and turns this week folks. Firstly Mike Lindell stopped buy to give us his opinions on voting machines and presidents before we were rudely interrupted by an awful awful Zoom bomber. We then had to deal with the craziest collection of complainers for a long while including a man who dismantled his door lock (not that man) a man who's paint melted right off his car, some idiot who actually bought a cyber truck, we deal with a man who really doesn't like robots, a homophobic nerd who couldn't get into his video game account, one man resorts to screaming at Ron to stop his service being cancelled, Ron has to play some video games when one man gets way too boring, one lady gets the wrong pizza and is too much of a Karen to get any help, one man is confused about what the check in staff actually do and one man is terribly confused about what to do with his broken vacuum cleaner. And a whole lot more too. This show was a lot of fun! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

    The No Fry List

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2024 217:23


    Welcome to another wild and wacky Mondays with Macron. Please think of sweet gentle Ron trying to cope with this very British heatwave. This week we had some really crazy complaining Karens including a man who showed up way too late to pick up his car, one lady calls Ron some horrible names, one lady really loses it when Ron tries to defend the world's best fast food place, one lady gets a lecture about why the wait times are so long, one man gets in a lot of silly trouble for taking creep shots in the airport, we meet the man with the most American name ever, one man doesn't understand why he actually has to show up to pick up a car, we meet a new friend called Cheesecake Carlos, one lady gets very angry about Scoby sexually harassing her and one man can't use the online chat service because his accent is too strong. And there were lots more laughs too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

    Lickedin

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2024 223:52


    Here we go again, Ron is back to doing battle with some serious Karens this week, we clutch at straws to get the sugar water guy back (stay tuned to YouTube for that) we also have to charge another man for calling him about his sportswear, we meet a cool guy in a band who is way too chilled out to fight us, one lady is very upset about her pilot refusing to fly in the dark, Chumley gets a free bed, one man is real upset about his packages not being left in the right place, one man really doesn't like us playing video games whilst trying to fix his broken fridge and one person attempts to make a compliment about their cruise but it goes horribly wrong. And lots lots more too! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

    Thank You Mister Stanky

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2024 219:41


    Welcome to the start of listener appreciation week! Get ready for a week of great surprises culminating in a totally free extra show that you can all catch in our Discord this Saturday night! https://macronshow.com/discord This week one lady tries to get sweet gentle Scoby fired just because she wasn't there to receive her package, one man ends up getting all of his phone lines disconnected after his terrible children throw up gang signs at our employees from their car, one man is very very excited that he can now split his payments and one lady is very angry at the super loud store owner yelling at her about her tires. We also invited ourselves into some more video conferences and meetings and had lots of fun with those! Thank you to all the people that listened live on YouTube and everyone checking out our podcast. I love you very much and keep it locked to macronshow.com where Ron will be doing more supporter's shows!

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