The Table

The time on the table the guys cover the wild world of console modification.

First person shooters, why did it have to be first person shooters. Listen in as John, Aaron, and Mike play a bit of Gundam Evolution. Is it Overwatch? or Paladins? or just a generic reskin in gundam form.

First person shooters, why did it have to be first person shooters. Listen in as John, Aaron, and Mike play a bit of Gundam Evolution. Is it Overwatch? or Paladins? or just a generic reskin in gundam form.

First person shooters, why did it have to be first person shooters. Listen in as John, Aaron, and Mike play a bit of Gundam Evolution. Is it Overwatch? or Paladins? or just a generic reskin in gundam form.

John and Aaron embarrass themselves playing TMNT old school beat em ups, just how many coins can they go through?

John and Aaron embarrass themselves playing TMNT old school beat em ups, just how many coins can they go through?

John and Aaron embarrass themselves playing TMNT old school beat em ups, just how many coins can they go through?

this week at the table the guys talk about abridged anime and the insanity they bring.

On this weeks episode the guys try something new. And we learn mike is a sadist for choosing terrible "B" movie trash.. So this episode's a little different guys, the idea is, you load up the movie, and watch alongside us as we talk shit. This episode we're subjecting you to the horrid trash fire known as Piranhaconda. It doesn't get much more B than this boys and girls. But it manages to have Micheal Madsen in it's cast. In fact, I'm pretty sure that's where like, 90% of the budget went. Welcome to, Table Traxx https://youtu.be/syl1KrwyMhM Here's the YouTube link we used for the episode, if you've got YouTube premium you can watch ad free the same way we did! If you guys like this, we'd love to do more. So send us some suggestions for shitty movies to hit up.

Well the guys are still trying to enrage each other and this is mike's test of will, can he hold on or will he lose his shit? It all started when John showed Mike a video from a Youtuber he recently discovered. The response he got was about as far from what he expected as you can get. And thus began a years long tirade anytime said video was brought up in conversation. In today's episode, Mike and John go over a series of videos from the Mother's Basement YouTube channel, specifically his series on Mike's personal favorite anime, Sword Art Online.

One of the more obscure facets of internet and YouTube culture, TIHYDP videos, short for This is How You Don't Play, can be found in droves all around the platform. Strangely enough, these videos all seem to center around one particular gamer, a streamer by the name of Phil Burnell, better known by his online moniker of DarkSydePhil. In this episode, we talk about the TIHYDP community, Phil's streaming successes and failures, and whether or not these videos should be seen as cyberbullying.

Gotta run gotta run now Gotta run gotta run now And spryly Gotta climb gotta climb now Way up highly Gonna get gonna get you, Dr. Wily I am Mega Man, Here's my mega plan YOU DIE! On today's episode of Retro Remix, John and Aaron talk the Blue Bomber himself, the one and only Rockman! Or Mega Man if you prefer. On the chopping block today is the Mega Man Legacy Collection. Why did they split it into two discs? Why do both volumes look so different? Let's find out together shall we? And then there's the question of whether or not the Legacy Collection is even good compared to other releases of these games. There's even some talk of other Mega Man series in this one, so be sure to have a listen if you love Jump N Shoot Man as much as we do.

This week on the table the guys cover buffy the vampire slayer as Mike tries to get a server up for the podcast listeners. Before Sunnydale, Buffy Summers had a whole life. She was a cheerleader, on student council, and well liked by her friends. She just happens to spend her nights staking the bloodsucking undead that the masses around her seem blissfully unaware of. Ya see, she has a destiny of sorts, whether she wants it or not. So everyone knows the series, but damnit this movie came first! So the guys sit down to do a review. Was the movie good? Does John shit on Joss Whedon for being kind of a douche? Can Aaron do the review without comparing the movie to the series that came five years later? Those questions have answers, and those answers are in this podcast, just waiting with bated breath for you to open your earholes and hear them. So sharpen your stakes, and make sure you bring your Aqua Net, for tonight's episode of The Table!

On this episode of the table the guys cover horror in video games. Horror's been featured in video games for well, as long as there've been video games actually. In tonight's episode, we go over some of our favorite horror games. The good, the bad, and the ones that Aaron doesn't even consider horror games, just action games with horror trappings. Yeah, John wasn't super pleased with that answer, and since I write these, I'ma talk some shit on him here. Cuz we all know he don't read these. Note: This episode was recorded in the fall of 2021 as part of a Halloween special month that never came to be. So if you hear references to episodes that never happened, or old stuff from back in the earlier days of the pod, there's your reason why. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aip2aIt0ROM Arin Hansen's Sequelitis episode, mentioned in this episode, is available on Youtube at the link above. We're not sponsored by him or anything, John just mentions his content a lot, and context is king. We've got a theme song now! Thanks to Anthony Conklin! Check him out on Spotify here! https://open.spotify.com/artist/28LbsqPSeTsKPrGXtuvSRS?si=yxZKKWfjSfmxzpCKRLso9Q&utm_source=copy-link

The world most favorite zombie killing, killer zombie, mutated...thing series of games.

On this episode of the table the guys talk about there favorite horror movies and the spoofs to go with them. We go over our personal favorite movies of the genre, as well as some of the cornier spoofs to be born from more successful franchises. Does John's history with slasher movies make him less of a girly man when it comes to jump scares? Does Mike have an actual favorite horror movie, or is it more of a sci-fi thing? There's only one way to find out, and that's to step into the decrepit haunted house where we record, and take a seat at... The Table Note: This episode was recorded in the fall of 2021 as part of a Halloween special month that never came to be. So if you hear references to episodes that never happened, or old stuff from back in the earlier days of the pod, there's your reason why. We've got a theme song now! Thanks to Anthony Conklin! Check him out on Spotify here! https://open.spotify.com/artist/28LbsqPSeTsKPrGXtuvSRS?si=yxZKKWfjSfmxzpCKRLso9Q&utm_source=copy-link

Video games and media did'nt you guy do this before? As it turns out.. no we looked and it was hinted but not covered. We solve that this week on the table.

Sorry about the audio this time around mike got a new cam and didn't notice that it was set as his main mic. Let us know if you like the straight in and out of the episode? Other wise we will get right back to the S.O.P and keep the theme music.

Don't you just love when you're at the table with your crew for a night of DnD, and some prolapsed anus can't play without using info they shouldn't have? Metagaming is one of the cardinal sins of tabletop role-playing, and can wreck an otherwise fun campaign. In this episode, the boys talk metagaming in games past, possible solutions, and different ways to play with player knowledge without committing this dreadful act. So settle in to your chair, grab your dice bag, and join us for another trip to everyone's favorite classic RPG. And remember, bring a pizza for the DM, and get a +1 to every roll for the game.

When a bigger and better version of a game is released after the original we are here to talk about it. Is it worth the money? Is it good or playable? Are you tired of buying the same game for the umpteenth time? We will answer...some of these questions most likely in each episode as we cover particular series of video games related to a specific character. This episode Aaron and John load up their Walthers and grab the keys to the Aston Martin, cuz we're talking Goldeneye on the N64. We go over the grandaddy of all console first person shooters, the remake that was, and the remake that almost was. Throw in some reminiscing about some of the best multi-player gaming that ever was, and you get episode 2 of The Table Presents: Retro Remix!

When a bigger and better version of a game is released after the original we are here to talk about it. Is it worth the money? Is it good or playable? Are you tired of buying the same game for the umpteenth time? We will answer...some of these questions most likely in each episode as we cover particular series of video games related to a specific character. This episode John and Aaron discuss Sonic Origins. What makes this release different from the other 10,000,000 re-releases of these games in the past? And why is John so stuck on the music for three levels in one game? Give this episode a listen and find out!

The guys are here to review the 1995 movie hackers. So come hack the planet with us as we learn all about Freaking, computer warfare in 95, and crazy hacker aliases. We have a great time going over what works here, what doesn't, and the guys pick on John for not seeing this classic in 95. When a neophyte hacker stumbles across some dangerous data they were never meant to find, the government's cyber crimes division starts tearing into the hacker scene in New York. Enter former elite hacker Zero Cool, now using the alias Crash Override, who gets accused of the hack and finds himself head first in all the trouble he'd been trying to avoid.

This time around the guys ask the hard questions from nerd culture. Who shot first, Han or Greedo? Subs or dubs? Which Power Rangers team is the best? In this episode we'll talk about some of your burning questions, the fandoms that create them, and our answers to a few of them.

Hello, and welcome to another episode of Aaron cooking stuff. Today I will be cooking Chicken Noodle soup and Fried Rice. My variation of chicken noodle soup is light on the liquids for a more friendly dialysis diet.

This podcast the guys talk games mostly Destiny2 with some For Honor creeping in. With the newest Destiny expansion being out now for a few weeks, our boys just had to say something. This episode we talk plot, gameplay changes, and just what this now famous series means to all of us. And of course, John just had to get some For Honor in there somewhere. Surprised he didn't go on for hours about Cyberpunk 2077. I'm sure that'll happen in some episode or another. Just give him time. Ever wonder who writes these??? ;)

Hello, and welcome to another episode of Aaron cooking stuff. Today I will be cooking meatloaf and tabbouleh. I will be trying something unique and different with the meatloaf. I decided to make tabbouleh again just because of how good it was, I tried some variations this time to see how they would affect the dish.

From the dawn of time we came, moving silently through the centuries... Waitaminute, this isn't Highlander. This week the guys review The Old Guard, starting nerd babe Charlize Theron. Join us as we ramble through this comic turned Netflix exclusive film full of immortal badassitude. When a group of immortal mercenaries discovers the first of their kind in two centuries right on the heels of a major betrayal, a race against time begins to prevent them from being exposed and experimented on. There, told ya I could do it. And look at that, it's even a single scentence.

Hello, and welcome to another episode of Aaron cooking stuff. Today I will be cooking a slow cooker roast and tabbouleh. Both are relatively straightforward dishes and came out really well!

So we're back in 2022 and the guys are here to talk about all the nerdy shit you love! In this episode, we go over media that we've been looking forward to coming out later this year. What games have the guys been salivating over? What movies are they looking forward to? Does Aaron have a heart attack at any of John's answers to these questions? You'll have to listen to find out for yourself! Grab a seat, and join us at The Table!

Welcome to another episode of Aaron cooking stuff, in it I share some tips and tricks and my general thoughts on cooking. In this episode I will be making , roasted radishes, and sauteed greens.

Whelp, he done gone and did it folks. Putin actually invaded Ukraine. Can you believe it? We couldn't either, so we just had to run our mouths about it. In this "Current Events" episode of The Table, we discuss the ongoing situation in Ukraine, John mispronounces Kyiv, and we talk the possibility of World War 3. Is this style of episode something you want to see more of? Let us know at our Facebook group where you can comment, suggest talking points, and chat with the guys. https://www.facebook.com/groups/990210981595530/?ref=share

Given the rapidly changing nature of current events, we've had to alter our usual release schedule for "Current Events" podcasts. Our usual Sunday/Monday uploads will continue, but current event casts will be released on an accelerated schedule. Following the discussion that takes place in this podcast, the situation at the border has changed drastically. Our stances on events covered in this podcast are our own, and have not changed unless otherwise noted. Waitaminute, there's a strike in... CANADA!?!?!? The boys put on their political hats this episode, covering the "Freedom Convoy's" anti mandate strike on the Ambassador Bridge. Just what is this strike about? How does it affect the United States and it's commerce? And what is being done in both the U.S. and Canada in response to these protests? We cover as much as we can this go on The Table.

Today on this Aaron only episode, listen in as I make some food. Hear my thoughts about cooking in general plus some potential tips and tricks. On this episode, I make a Vegetable salad, roasted garlic, and a roasted red pepper marinara.

It's our After Valentines Half off Candy Spectacular! Listen in slack jawed awe as the guys stumble their way through vaguely trying to make a podcast about a lover's holiday with none of the ladies in their lives present! Hear the truth behind John being single as he tries to give relationship advice throughout the podcast. And listen in as we flit through various Valentines related topics that all die on the Altar of our ADHD! This special episode may not be the biggest hit. but we're gonna do it anyway. There's always next year right? lol. ::HAPPY VALENTINES DAY::

The guys are at it again, they are here with another update. What happened to the pod? Did the guys die? Where did everyone go? Did Aaron finally get better looking? Is John ever gonna not be a cringey perv? Will we ever actually have Katie on the show? We'll answer some of these questions at least this episode. We've got a theme song now! Thanks to Anthony Conklin! Check him out on Spotify here! https://open.spotify.com/artist/28LbsqPSeTsKPrGXtuvSRS?si=yxZKKWfjSfmxzpCKRLso9Q&utm_source=copy-link

From the dawn of time it came, moving silently down through the centuries. Living many secret lives, struggling to reach the year 2007, when the technology to display its awfulness was ready for the world. No one had ever known it was among you, for none had the courage to review a thing so horrid.....until now. Come join in our own little gathering as we here at the table review arguably the worst Highlander film ever made, Highlander: The Source. Listen in amazement as we battle to the last, because in the end, there can be only one.

Nothing beats a Saturday morning in your underoos with a bowl of your favorite cereal and some of the greatest cartoons to ever grace our TV screens. In today's Table episode we discuss the rise and fall of Saturday Morning blocks, what shows we loved as kids, and how they hold up to the types of cartoons kids are watching now. From Looney Tunes to Dragonball Z, we cover it all! So grab your Cap'n Crunch and your favorite spot on the couch, it's time for The Table!

This episode all three of us had close to the same idea on what it takes to make a game to lose your self in. And on the same coin the games we did put ALOT of time into and did not feel good after words.

Does the description matter? We are talking about the newest Suicide Squad movie. Sit back and laugh with us as we cover some of the best and worse parts of the movie. John makes an ass of himself a few times, and we tackle the most important question of the film. Is this a reboot, or a sequel?

This episode we cover a repeating topic from the twitch live streaming service. There are constant bans and rule changes to account for some of the streamers content. please do not think less of us for this topic.. we'll do something more drastic at some point .. lol P.S. The picture for the thumb nail was a twitch streamer that was banned for her content.

This podcast we decided to break the norm and just have a chat about what we felt like. I'm sorry about the odd sound distortion we are trying to figure it out..

This week we deide to cover mental disorders. The table podcast now has a Facebook group for our listeners to leave thoughts and ideas. https://www.facebook.com/groups/537816523930136

This week on the table is a bounce in to the DNA. We cover gene editing and some of the benefits and its possibilities. The podcast is being hit with a few sound anomalies that cant be removed with out losing the audio. I am working on it, sorry for the issue. The link to the article is below. https://www.sciencenews.org/article/nobel-prize-chemistry-gene-editing-tool-crispr-wins

Well I'd love to say this was great, but will settle with good. This episode we cover the good the bad, the unnecessary and possibly the unexplained. And we gotta give a shout out to our newfound friends Ashley & Chad! https://www.instagram.com/pepperina_sparklegem/ And check out their podcast Critstorm, show some love and let them know The Table sent ya! https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2NyaXRzdG9ybWNhc3QvZmVlZC54bWw?ep=14

This podcast is joined by two special guests that have a better understanding of this topic. We also have a birthday on the cast, John is one year older! May he celebrate many more. Check out Terrell's twitch stream and show our guy some love! twitch.tv/neo_fire_fly And if you're into it, Terrell is also a comic author! https://www.facebook.com/RapidFireEnt/

Hail and well met adventurers! Grab your rulebook and dice bags, come down to the local inn, and take a seat with us at The Table! The fact that we are all nerds should not shock anybody at this point. This week we are doing a Flash back movie review on the "2000" dungeons and dragons movie. John will do the movie break down, and we will put our two cent in when needed.

This episode we cover table top role playing games.. How we feel about them, what ones we would like to try. Our experience's, and a few stories (good and bad).

This episode we cover covid and a few of the conspiracy's on the subject and yes flat earth dose make a appearance.

Let me start off by letting you know there were some technical issues uploading this episode. In turn this episode had to be uploaded raw to work correctly. Thank you for your understanding. So listen in as the boys talk about properties based on independent comics. Shows, movies, and cartoons. And hear John talk about his elusive book for the umpteenth time. Have a seat at the table with us.

This episode is based on the unpopular opinions of the three of us. No I do not like PVP.. (It's never balanced)

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