The Third Space

Do you ever wish your life was more straight-forward with easy goals and quick rewards? Well, look no further than a world with a quest system! Break capitalism and eat your chicken, it's time for an adventure.

Kevin and Jeremy reunite just in time to discuss the most anarchic and unreasonable world that's ever existed.

Kevin and Jeremy are joined by fantasy author Cat Rector to discuss those good ol' dead Norse people, draugr, as well as her upcoming novel "The Goddess of Nothing at All". Check out her links: Website/first three chapters: https://www.catrector.com/books Universal Book Link: https://books2read.com/catrector Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cat_rector/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/Cat_Rector Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@cat_rector

The 90s have never ended, they live on in a faraway land of angry energy people in plaid.

It's kind of an anniversary, and Kevin and Jeremy have decided to look at some magic spells from D&D 5E and how to REALLY use them.

Now on Nick Jr., ghosts! Spooks! Scary things! Kevin and Jeremy create a world that defies all scientific reasoning, just try to make it make sense.

Whales are turtles, which are also snakes, and fish, and they all have islands on their backs. Let us introduce you to the aspidochelone. 

High Elves. Wood Elves. Sea Elves. Dark Elves. It seems everywhere you look these days, there's another elf. What if everything worked this way, and if you lived somewhere soon your physiology would adapt to the area? Kevin and Jeremy find out.

Are you ready for a world of water, long-face gods, conversations about late 2000s preteen show 6teen, and a title that in retrospect has NOTHING to do with the world it refers to? It's another Third Space World Generator baby! Tickets for the virtual play Unpredecented Times: bit.ly/FCTatAFP

You say basilisk, I say cockatrice, let's call the whole thing off! Seriously, there's not too much difference between these creatures, but Kevin and Jeremy are going to figure out how they work as well as the physics of throwing eggs over houses.

Can you believe we haven't done this yet? We haven't talked about spells slots from Dungeon and Dragons. Spell slots! From Dungeons and Dragons! Two nerds never talked about that!

This podcast is based on a true story.

You love doggos. I love doggos. What about three doggos in one? Let's talk about cerberus.

Careful what you say, the guys discuss a world where sensationalization is reality. Never before have tabloid journalism been so strong.

Think a thought about a world about thoughts where free thinkers think against the thought holders.

Look, on the ground! It's a carrot! It's a goat! No. It's the Vegetable Lamb of Tartary!... Man.

Fast as the Flash, Kevin and Jeremy discuss what makes the Flash fast. The Fast Force! No, wait, the Speed Force. Let me do that again.

There's a roaring coming from your backyard, you know what that means. The Third Space World Generator has snuck up on you! Run!

One colossus, two colossi. Red colossus, blue colossi. It's about the colossi from Shadow of the Colossus. They're metaphors... probably.

Here's the not the end of the world!

Kingdom Hearts. Easy enough.

The machine that haunts our dreams is back with a vengeance, a squid-vengeance.

There are objects that are passed down from father to son, mother to daughter, and in time those objects gain an energy of their own... and a little bit of a fetish. This feature is about the yokai Tsukumogami.

Feelings are important. Friends are important. But the bonuses you get from having friends are the MOST important.

With the scariest time of the year over, it's time to bring in the love with a world of strong emotions from the Third Space World Generator.

Keep the pieces of your mind together, Kevin and Jeremy discuss Sanity Mechanics in videogames for the final week of Spooktober. Also featuring: The Twelve Days of Halloween.

In a Creature Feature a long time coming (for at least one of us) the guys discuss Banshees. You know the ghosts who scream, howl, and... keen?

It's about to get bloody, about to get weird, about to get in depth into a world like Tokyo Gore Police.

It's the first episode of our annual Spooktober celebration, where we vaguely attempt to keep topics on a general theme. This time? The generator is back... and it's spooky.

Where were you during the great Medabots debate of 2020?

Grab your shoes and gold finding hat, it's time to discuss a world filled of leprechauns.

Ah, the Street Fighter movie. Raul Julia as M. Bison. Jean-Claude Van Damme as Guile. A masterpiece of trashy 90's action... what do you mean this is about the 2009 one? What do you mean there was a Street Fighter movie in 2009?

Grab your friends and learn if you live on the butt, it's the Third Space World Generator!

If you like it, you should've put a ring on it and gotten your 10% stun resistance.

Say hello to the king of grifters, the griffin. Is that true? Who knows. What we do know is a lot about griffin's breeding habits and their love of precious things.

You've activated my trap card! Wait, no, not that. You've activated my... instant. Kevin and Jeremy talk about summoning in Magic: The Gathering, NOT Yu-gi-oh.

The machine has returned and this time it's sending us visions of journey's and cliffs and knowing your role, as the prophet The Rock once said.

Kevin and Jeremy take a look back at our old friend Mario and all the sport enhancers he fills his body with.

I know, I was as surprised as you that they haven't done Unicorns yet. Why wouldn't they do it? Oh, lots of talk about peoples virginity? Naw, that won't get weird.

Look kid, when you're suddenly and unexpectedly an adult you'll understand what it means to journey into the forest and maybe come back as a rat. What? This episode is about a game called Thea and grow events.

In this corner, some type of teleportation with seemingly random restrictions on it! In this corner, a way to make friends feel useful in your group, or motivate you to become a narcissist! Who wins? Who kisses? Listen and find out!

Do you like spooky things? How about some ghostly spooky things? How about just ghosts? and spirits? Well you're in luck because that's all with Third Space World Generator is.

It's been a while since Kevin and Jeremy made a video game. Well, that time has come again. This time they develop the Dark Souls of cooking games.

This week on the Creature Feature, we talk about the old couple that lives in your house. They live in your house right now, under your stairs and behind the bricks of your hearth. This is not an intro or a joke, there are two people who live in your house. This podcast, however, is about the Domovoy and the Kikimora.

Life fast, get sainted. Jeremy and Kevin take a look at the film Fred Claus, where if you get sainted you (and your family) gets to live forever. Weirdly enough, the movie doesn't delve into this too much.

Do your friends not want to listen to the Third Space? Then give them an offer they can't refuse, an episode where Kevin and Jeremy create a world of gangsters. Or put a horse head in their bed. Either works.

Ever wished you could carry around lots of things? What about just one big thing? What if those things were leaves? In Animal Crossing you can! And now in the real world you can too!

Lions and goats and snakes, oh my! Is that right? Well, in a land of chimeras you can expect those three things to be one thing plus many more things with be one thing as well.

Hard to believe it's been 200 days.

Kevin and Jeremy roll up another world in the generator, a world where sticks and stone may break your bones but words will cause reality to shudder around you.

Hello, good hunter, what does that good good blood, crystals, and a priest that turns into a velociraptor have in common? Barely anything, but enough that you can be sure Kevin and Jeremy will draw that line while talking about Bloodborne.